GAMETHREAD #2PREVIOUS https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/158105024/
>>158106276
Doubs and the bucs win
Quarterblack Crime Rate
YEEEAAAAAAAHHH, HERE'S A THREAD
Hol up
>>158106276>my stream has the canadian commercialswhy are they so gay
DaK SUCKS
bunchaQUEERS vs cowGOYs
>>158106289Chat, is this real?
She's from Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's two steppin' 'round the roomAnd judgin' by the smile that's written on his faceThere's nothin' I can doIt doesn't take a crystal ball to seeA cowboy always finds a way to leaveDrinkin' Jack all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell
dak cannot do the needful
>dik shitscoot
I love MILFs
>>158106276>Black Mascot
Refs have to up their game the last Bucs drive went nowhere
Another TNF, still trapped in the No Flex Zone. I don't think I will ever escape bros....
KWAB
KWAB OF A PLAY
Going to Farm Store, you guys need anything?
dAACK
Dak?more likewack
>3&outscott
>Dak and Jaxter
How sad would you be if Dak didn’t win a SB before he retires? He seems deserving
>YEAH HERE WE GO>Nearly throws a pick
>>158106320This guy doesn't know better. Laugh at him.
>>158106300They always have a ton of racial matchups, obnoxiously many
He’s from Texas I can tell by the wayHe’s buttfuckin a guy
>dak shrekscott
>>158106316Oh fuck shes so thick. Need NEED her to straddle my face like a bike seat
>4thdownscott
Ayo hol up we dem saars
Dak, more like...ASSCRACK
>>158106276Hoping to hear more Ella Langley and seeing Ken Paxton vs TalaFreako ads the rest of the game tonight.
>>158106337those girls are bogged now
>I fell for the cowboys meme
Texas anons will recognize my dinner
>dook shartshit
>>shit shitshit
what a beyond trash game holy fuck
>our yearscott
>shit shitshit
100 years from now Indians will claim the Alamo was a Hindu temple.
>>158106351No country fan likes that song I'm convinced
>>158106336He’s been trash
>>158106362at some point Al has to think to himself why the fuck am I still doing this
>>158106380YOUVE BEEN TRASH
This game needs less Ella Langley and more Ella Hollywood
We are Geico BumbumbumbumbumbumLike a good neighbor Allstate is thereGeico, you're in good handsFarmity barmity
Dak are you trying to fucking throw an interception?
>4 more cowboy primetime games this year
>>158106377what the fuck is that throw
should’ve been a field goal
irving is so bad
fuck it im gonna finna get high on weed
>>158106397cowboys are literally the most watched team in the league so it makes sense
>>158106307>She's from Deutschland, I can tell by the way>He's goose steppin' 'round the room>And judgin' by the stache that's written on his face>There's nothin' I can do>It doesn't take a krystallnacht to see>A nazi always finds a way to leave>Drinkin' Schnapps all by myself>He's choosin' Deutschland, I can tell
Dak looking like he has a buggy whip arm wtf was that
I have tickets to 49ers cowboys in Dallas. Whst should I expect?
Dak you noodle armed bitch
>>158106399I feel like it was for pickens actually
>>158106393
refs saving our booty
>>158106314kek
>>158106379Plenty do. But plenty like real shit as well so who knows. As long as you bring some beers nobody really cares.
>>158106414Latinos
Bakey make em quake yet?
These penalties are so out of control. Just get rid of all officiating and let the teams settle it on the field
>>158106434Jeets
>>158106404I’m taking a night off the zaza so I can get extra high this weekend
Should running the ball be illegal? literally the most boring play in all of sports >handoff>handoff>handoffTHROW THE FUCKING BALL
they must be seething they cant show ads every 2 minutes
>>158106435Bakey's finger quaked last week so he's not playing
>>158106404Way ahead of you broseph.
I stepped out to grab a bite and saw these guys :)
>>158106445You want to watch ultimate frisbee, not football
>>158106445It's only boring if you have shit runners.
>>158106459Dont bite deer
You could hear a pin drop in that stadium lmao
CALL A TIMEOUT! GO TO BREAK! GO OUT OF BOUNDS!
>>158106404nothing wrong with that, i have a med card and smoke weed everyday!!!
>>158106442what's crazy is there's like 500,000 indians in texas, with a population of like 35 million; there's like 4 million indians in canada with a population of 40 million.
>>158106445ADHD pleb. I enjoy watching trench battles and players fighting over yardage.
Does anyone else scratch their butthole directly? I’m not talking over the underwear I mean fingers to butthole. I don’t scratch it like I’m scratching a bug bite but with the back of my nails like a flicking motion
>>158106467JEW!
>>158106459>ooh, what's that? A big loud car? Lemme step in front of it
would you rather have 1 7yd/carry rusher or 3 3.5yd/carry rushers?
can the tb dude even pass?they are calling plays like madded and just spamming runs
>>158106459Which one did you eat?
>>158106493Go Eagles btw!
>>158106459It's daytime up close, but further away, the sun has already set.
>>158106476Not so fast.
>>158106480Kinda same here, there’s like 1 mil spread across the whole country but if you go to one of the capitals it feels like there’s 100 million of them on one street alone
>>158106507delete this sir
>>158106445shut up zoomer
>>158106507That’s because texas is rightful mexican clay
61 yds
This is pathetic
The reffies even giving them a free kick LMAO
Justin Tucker would have made that
Strategic delay of game
Lol this game is pure slop
reminder cowboys defense sucks because cops shot one of our defensive linemen last year
the absolute state
This game is unwashed buttocks, auhhhhhhhggg
>>158106527I see all kinds of foreign brown people as soon as I cross the border into a big city county. They must have them progrums.
Wow the Bucs sure have some great coaching !
>miss a fg>punt insteadYawn
Just now realized that's Pittsburgh's old special teams coach.
>10 penalties and the half isnt even over yetThis semen slurping sport is not for me.
>>158106459should I get a pixel? I've only used Samsung phones ever.
False start on a 3rd and 1 there is unacceptable, literally game changing.
>>158106554acab
>>1581062762 shit teams playing shitty football
>>158106554A good cop would have killed him
how come you never see black kickers?
>Smith sperging out on the sidelinekek
What do you guys think of my Pokemon offense and defense?
>>158106573It was delay of game lol
>>158106554He killed himself though
>>158106583Ever seen a black man that’s good at maths?
>>158106414Shit coloreds as far as the eye can see
>>158106590>Starmie at safety
>>158106554Dude shot himself, let’s not try and stir up tensions in the game thread. He also led them on a high speed chase, so they should have shot him.
>>158106598so did jeffrey epstein
-ACK Prescott
>>158106583There aren't blacks in Australia
Who is that bloated Nancy Pelosi looking woman?
>>158106583they run too fast
Is that Shill Hill on the game?>>158106445To start this discussion, the forward pass was a massive mistake.
>>158106590Alakazam gets hit once and he's out for the season
Fix the reffies mic for fucks sake
>>158106590Alakazam would have a noodle arm, anon. You need a fighting type for a QB I don't care how high his IQ is
can someone give this reffie a better fucking mic at the very least if they are going to call a penalty every fucking other play
>>158106583They're bad at aiming, hence >black QBs
>>158106583There was a punter on the raiders for a bit
Dak might go full on dACK tonight
this nigga Dak couldnt throw a birthday party
>>158106554>dying in a porta pottyKWAB
>>158106459lol stop being a pussy and shoot them
I CANT PASS
>>158106590>no dragonkin dt>no zapdos wlb>no pidgeot wr>no dugtrio>no onyxDo you even play pokemon
Holy shit this is absolutely awful football
HES FROM REFXAS I CAN TELL BY THE WAYHES THROWIN FLAGS AROUND THE FIELDAND JUDGIN BY THE SMILE THAT’S WRITTEN ON HIS FACETHERE’S NOTHING I CAN DOIT DOESNT TAKE A CRYSTAL BALL TO SEEA BRIBE WILL ALWAYS FIND A REFEREE HE’S RIGGING THE GAME I CAN TELL
LET THE BOOS RAIN DOWN
What the fuck is going on with Dak?
>>158106621Alakazam has psychic powers. He could literally teleport the ball into his receivers hands.
>Dook PoopScoop
This is the Metapod vs Metapod of football games.
>PicKEK
>Dook Tipshit
>Thursday Night Puntball
>>158106643fortunately no loser
We have a certified stinker on our hands bros
15pts dak. Just get 15. Anything man.
>>158106590Rhydon at FBDodrio at FSPrimeape at DTGolem instead of Gyarados
GIMME THEM OG HOT WINGSTHEMO GHOTWINGS
>>158106655Yeah, and then the DE fucking pulverizes his bones into paste
this nigga legitimately sux, although to be fair none of his receivers have been openI blame the offensive coordinator, these routes must be basic as shit for the bucks to be breaking their backs every time
>>158106590Snorelax would be too slow to be a nose tackle. Feel like he would be a better center.
cowboys fuckin suck
Gimme dem og hot wings
I know a black guy and he literally eats wingstop for like half his meals
>>158106654The shitsmell of the jeets is combining with shitsmell of the cattle and it's ruining him
greatest offence there is, everyone
>THEM OG HOT WINGS
Dak is dealing...dookie
>>158106683>I know a black guyNo you don't
>>158106675Alakazam has 5000 iq and would teleport away from the DEs
Bucker Brokefield bros...do we have a QB controversy?
Grim
why is everyone freaking out about dak? he's always been a 2nd half QB
>>158106647>IT DOESNT TAKE A CRYSTAL BALL TO SEE>A BRIBE WILL ALWAYS FIND A REFEREEgood lines, good rhymes
>>158106654nothing, why?
How far could a Hitmonlee nail a field goal?
>people thought dAck would get 2 tds this game
>>158106590Snorlax not doing shit.
>>158106693No, trade Baker
Who is the Mewtwo of the NFL
>>158106683It must spawn them too. I live in an aggressively white area and almost never see a black when I'm out and about. But the two times I've been to the local wingstop it's full of them.
I knew this was going to be a slop fest but I wasn't expecting refslop>>158106711Gotta be Brady
>>158106590Alakazam should be coach.
>>158106691You’re right. I was lying.
>>158106683louisiana rub is the tits and I get it every time but it's gotten too expensiveand they got rid of thighs too fuck them
This is a giga stinker
What went wrong?
Why have the refs shifted into maximum overdrive for a game nobody cares about? They need to save their energy for my Chiefs.
HOSPITAL
>Yes, yes well done, however...
>>158106726send her plastic surgeon to prison
>>158106715start saving up money for plastic surgery instead
>>158106711Mahomes
>>158106715What kind of men can get past all that ass?
Just wanted to say hi
>>158106654He just needs more time...
>>158106726The Wall conquers all.
>>158106726SELL SELL SELL
>>158106571I like my pixel
Lmao this is on of the worst games of the year so far
>>158106736How antisemitic of you
Dak on my Steelers would be a multiple time super bowl winner.
Thanks refs!
two dogshit teams kekaroo
>>158106736Send them all to prison, this shit never turns out well.
>CHATGPT, INVENT TIME TRAVEL
>>158106739Maybe 2 to 3 years ago.
>>158106726The Chargers are ASS this season.
We do a lil trolling
>>158106726Insecurity and money
My manders would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>158106740ones with big huwhite rods
>>158106726The average femoid has psychotic levels of body dysmorphia and that's before social media and looking into a selfie camera 1000 times a day
>however however
>>158106740Average men, her holes are very reachable
Why do they keep showing women’s flag football in these NFL commercials? Nobody cares about this. No man is gonna sit down and watch women’s flag football.. Who is this supposed to appeal to? Trans people?
>>158106768Send in the pawg ref...NOW!
Can your credit score actually be lowered just by checking it and/or applying to cards? What sort of Jewish shit is this?
>>158106726I thought Asians were supposed to age gracefully. She looks older than my mom.
>>158106789Dumb underage kid
>>158106726makeup and plastic surgery are fraud and should be illegal
half the league would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>158106784they should put them in lingerie again. maybe tear-away lingerie to double as flags
Pass interference is when players on defense do things
>>158106726still wood
>Monday night game was absolute trash from both teams.>Thursday nightgame has been absolute trash from both teams.i dont think im enyojing this season...
>>158106784Women aren't even going to watch it.
>>158106772With what QB?
>>158106796I'm 30 you kike apologist. I don't use credit. Never have.
>>158106740A BLACK man
>>158106806Pass interference is when you don't let the quarterback complete a pass
>>158106815Daniels is full pads
>>158106811pretty much all teams have been playing like trash so far this season
>>158106715You unironically have a better chance of finding a gf on 4chan than tinder in 2026
DRAGOOOOOON
The Bucs have this god given ability to mess up everything they do
>>158106811falcons raping the saints was good
>>158106817>i'm 30 and still live with my parents
BANE?
>>158106784They also put female basketball players in 99.9% of commercials. It’s not about selling a product. Advertising is entirely captured by Marxists
Al sounds like he wants to head back to the hotel at half
This game is so shit, I don't even wanna DRUK to it. Somebody DO SOMETHING about these shit TNF games.
>>158106789If you're scrambling to get a bunch of credit cards, they think you're broke, so they won't want to give you any money.
can someone do me a favor and search on google for webm results for black veins on ballsack and dick shaft i'm scared bros but i also don't want google to know what im googling
Just get CD his tuddy so I can go watch basedball
>>158106814Yes that’s what I mean. Even women won’t watch this stuff. Lesbians might, but there’s not enough of them for them to even make a dent in ratings, so who is this for? I guess they need to burn money.
>>158106817>this guy
Bless his heart, he's got to be the sickest man in America.
>>158106817>30>still post like a 12 year oldNot using credit isn't the flex you think it is
>>158106839I'd want to leave early too if I had to call this game.
>turdguson
>>158106847>webmmeant webmd
>>158106831>I'm 30 and live in my grandparents' farmhouse that was left to meI'm not knocking you, it's gotta fucking suck to pay rent and inherit quite literally less than nothing
shittiest game of the year
Not watching. How’s the game so far?
>>158106847
>>158106784Women should start playing flag. After seeing how gay soccer actually is during the World Cup I don’t even want our women playing that shit.
>>158106870Utter shitslop
>>158106870Ass/10
so this... is the power... of thursday night football...
>>158106875>Trying to prevent female soccer players from being gayAnon I have bad news...
>>158106838I noticed that in some video game ad they seamlessly transitioned from men’s basketball to women’s basketball advertising the game. What women are playing women’s basketball games? And what men are playing women’s basketball games? It’s insulting to the intelligence of people for this. But you’re right it is marxists and this is what they do.
dACK
>>158106870actually pretty bad
fuck this im going to mcdonalds
>>158106883Some asses can be quite good, but I think I know what you mean.
>>158106867nice desu
>>158106884I fucking love Special Teams.
>>158106853Not trying to flex, just asked a question and got a lot of faggots defending their economy and shitty, assbackwards mindset. It's not like I've never gotten a loan, but I had assets to borrow against, not some hook-nosed faggot's imagination.Shoutout to this dude>>158106846 for explaining it. Fuck the rest of you. Stay poor.
>>1581068702/10
>>158106899get me a mcdouble and small sprite
>>158106884>7 plays >12 yardsKek
Which team is the shit one?
>>158106921Yes
>>158106850I don't get it either. The interest in flag football isn't near the same as NFL games and the only people watching are going to be those who know the women playing.Doing a women's league would have more appeal, but doing contact sports would result in the best players being women who are built like brick shithouses which means you aren't going to take advantage of sex appeal as much which is probably the actual purpose of funding a women's flag football league.
>>158106921The NFC one
Dak sucks. Just throw a TD to Lamb so the prop can hit and we can turn off the TV.
>>158106921The Texas Bay Buck Boys
the ol' 1 second trick
>>158106927Women shouldn’t play sports and should stay in the kitchen and cook for their men.
>>158106870great defensive battle
>>158106927it can be full of the burley volleyball girls and still be more interesting than the WNBA
Why not go for a field goal here? Better chance than the hand canon
THEM SOYS
Is this a real game
>the magical second
>>158106935jesus christ he looks ghoulish
>>158106938Didn't realize the Michigan refs were here
>>158106940oh cool is this for the screencap you're gonna post on reddit when you want to farm karma from retarded feminists?
>>158106411Only because fox is retarded and defaults to them when there isn't an in market game on
>>158106927they're pushing flag football because youth (pre-hs) is shifting towards it because of cte and they want to normalize it
>a fucking screen
>>158106927Untrue. You can have it be sexy after all the LFL exist the media market just refuses to acknowledge its existence.
Not even an attempt at a hail Mary?
>>158106949How did you do that?
Fire Todd that was so stupid
>>158106715What do I do if I’m small?
>>158106976should've done screen into laterals into fumble into cowboys touchdown
>>158106981Lmao bitch.I just dominate the mods and the jammies
>>158106966cope
My cowboys are now officially a Second Half Team.
Nah aqib is gonna absolutely cook skip on gridiron tomorrow fr
Does /sp/ support Palestine?
>>158106906>stay poorSmart financial people use credit. I mean you don’t even have to be smart, its basically free money but you’re just retarded
>>158106927>contact sports would result in the best players being women who are built like brick shithousesYou gotta be a MAN to handle a woman like this
>>158106967That's just it though, beyond high school, flag football is basically forgotten about.It's like finding out that some people kept playing the recorder after elementary school and that you can buy a wooden, professionally made, version that can be played seriously.Even with that knowledge you're still going to imagine the hunk of plastic you awkwardly blew spit through as a kid.
Shit game. Shit teams.
How many more years of Dak?
>>158107043We get it, she was molested
>/sp/ - Business and Finance
>>158107030I just hope both sides have fun.
yo why are there pajeetas dancing on the field at halftime they're not even synced
bucs bros (all 5 of us), how are we feeling?it is looking like a 0-17 season.
>Dallas Cowboys>Have yet to wrangle any livestock or even play a sad harmonica tuneAre they stupid?
McRib is back
>>158107030
Coach Primate
lmfao there really are indian women on the field
>>158107063He isn't your prototypical black QB. He will probably last a bit longer so at least another 5 or 6 years.
>>158107100
LOL the Broncos lost.
>>158107093That's Texas now for ya
These Amazon broadcasts seem so amateur. It's like a bunch of college students studying broadcasting and figuring out how to be on camera and talk
>>158107100happy i'm a raiders fan at my core
>>158107093>>158107112kek they didn't want us to see this
How the absolute fuck is Tulsa King still on air? Seemed like a show that was destined for one season.
>>158107105demarvion overshown is a rancher
its obvious that the push for flag football in every commercial the NFL runs is to normalize it when they inevitably ban tackling due to CTE. all nfl cares about is CTE. its their obsession, they consider it as bad as the N word. its their version of it, actually. theyll turn a blind eye to the 372% increase in life altering leg injuries, but CTE? theyll change the entire sport to erase it. remember this post in a few years
>>158107139and there it is.
>can't rewind twitch stream
Ack Poopsock
>>158107131If its a good games its unironically a great broadcast but considering its these two teams and they're playing buns people can hardly bring themselves to care
Why the fuck is prime time the same three fucking teams over and over?
>>158107138(You) work for me now.
>>158107147I'll forget this post in 5min
>>158107164Jerruh pays the league big money to get preferenced into prime time since he's one of the biggest markets.
>>158107147i could see this happening a couple decades from now, unironically, once boomers start dying off
God isn’t real
>>158107164jews
>>158107147It's a push to create a version of the game that is more inclusion and safer. It won't work because football is good because it is dangerous and we get to watch genetic freaks smash into each other like car crashes.
>>158107131looks like a buick lacrosse
>>158107164All professional sports consist of about 7 or 8 major market teams that every player wants to be traded to, and the rest of the teams are just fillers with a small regional following, and ownership that's happy to just make a profit and doesn't really care about the sport
>>158107189One upvote for you sir!Edit: thanks for the gold!
>Been remodeling my bathroom ALL DAY>Completely forgot my Cowboys played tonightHow's the game been, ladz? Also peep the finished bathroom. Came out PRETTY GOOD, if I do say so myself.
>>158107193The amount soimale hysterics about “dirty hits” when hits like the dante moore thing happen makes me think new nu nfl fans actually dont care that much about hard hits and tackling
>>158107210Post the toilet with some poop in it haha
It's insane that the AFC has four 0-4 teams and two of them are in one division
>>158107210>A bathroom that has more remodels in the last 30 years than the cowboys have SB wins
>>158107207thats not true for sports with salary caps, and nobody wants to play for dem sois or live in texas
What is it about the Buccs coach that makes the Buccs so terrible?
LAND DRAGON
>>158107225yet the afc is still stronger than the nfc>>158107131how many prostitutes have been fucked in that car?
>>158107233Biology
UH OH STINKY
>>158107210Toilet made me giggle
look at that little nigger go
>>158107233He's black
Todd Bowels seems like he could take this game or leave it lmao
hahahahahaha what the fuck absoluteLAND DRAGON
>SOISkek
WE DEM BOYZ
God fucking dammit
>>158107236>>158107239HIVEMIND
LOLOL
>>158107246He started laughing really hard when Mayfield got injured
I just heard the f word. Thanks, Bezos.
>Cowsaars
AND HE GAINS WELL!!!! TOUCHDOWN BUCCS!!!
OH NO NO NO NO COWSIRS
W E WEW
>>158107219It will make the product far less compelling if the game is not dangerous. It's essential my in eyes, and their direction of making the game safer will hurt them in the long run.
Holy kek was that easy
SOYBOYZ
It should be 17-10 right now, if only the Bucc's coach was White.
>WASPBASED
we dem boys about to lose to the worst team in footballKWAB
is that miley
You know what? I don't care, I'm gonna say it. Jalon Daniels is a system qb.
>start on your 20>2 run plays for a TDwtf
kino... absolute kino
>miley cyrus is bogged and full of doodle slopgrim
lmao my packies would btfo both of these shit teams
will football really ban tackling or are you guys meming? this is one of the last things in life that makes me happy
>cowgirls
Run Forrest run.
>>158107138It's a power fantasy for boomers
>>158107303No
america comes together to laugh at texass kekamericas team they said kwab
>Tunes in to baseball >commercial break >Tunes in to football >Commercial break (((You))) Deserved it
Is Baker on suicide watch? The team is 0-4 and they win with a rookie backup.
Cowboys can't be embarrassed by a bad team like this, on prime time.
>>1581073203-0 kek
>NeaglyMore like NIGGLY, amirite boiz???
the coach primate depends commercials are based
>>158107321He's still getting paid
>neagly... it says herekek
>a private detective who will stop at nothing... I mean, NOTHING. It says it hereI love Al Michaels so much you guys
>>158107321Baker got another bag he is good for now.
>>158107321He had to go home and fuck his beautiful wife in shame.
>>158107320sir...we hate kikes here
Al just buried that female cop show lmao
This is the most free div win the sois will ever see?
/Vikes/ report ITT
>>158107351The Giants with Eighteen are unironically better
>>158107338>>158107340https://youtu.be/fYpby1bZR5I?si=gHW-Ja1frdEoH-Hc
Imagine thinking the league is going to allow Dallas to lose this game. It's way too early in the season, and they need them to stay competitive until later in the year or the ratings will fall off. The reffies will get the call
>>158107351>one of the worst teams with a nobody at QB, no receivers, mid RB, laughable defenseyes
>>158107355Reportin in. Our Defense and Special Teams would bootyblast these jobbers.
>>158107360I'm tired of pretending Family Guy isn't funny
>cowgirls wearing pinkcant make this shit up lmao theyre gaygirls
>>158107321Yup I'm thinking Bakey makes em quakey
LMAO
shit shitshit
>dook
>>158107363How'd they train the dogs to do that?
>YEAHHHH HERE WE G-ack
SAY HIM NAME!
HOL UP HOL UP
K I N O !!!!!!INO!!!!!!!!
AND THERE IT IS>pick INTscott
DICK PICKSCOTT
UH OH STINK Y
>Crap Poopscot
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
jesus christ lmao
How the fuck do Cowboys fans live with themselves?
>>158107321Baker trying to heroball was a huge reason why they lost some of those games
>Dook Peepeepoopoo
cowxisters...
Easy win tbqhThe secondary is just ass and needs one or two drafts more to get sorted
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHERE WE GOOOOO>picklmao
Not Dak's fault
Dallas bros...
>>158107375It has its moments.
>Crap Pickedoff
HOL UPHOL UPHOL UP
>sack pickscott
Where is the interception walrus
WE DEM PICKS
lost to a todd bowles-coached 0-4 team with an undrafted rookie quarterback award
raped and humiliated LMFAO
It would greatly benefit my sports team if the Cowboys lost tonight.
>>158107422
>>158107379That's Pickens. So, Dak just has to think, "Pink? Pickens" so he knows who he is. It's color coded.
ten years of pickscott, beautiful
>>158107355That’s cultural appropriation. Hank is a cowboys fan
>>158107407>Dak Maye
>>158107430by having tons of gay sex in between being delusional
>>158107375Earlier seasons are definitely the best. After season 8 you can tell Seth really stopped caring.
Reminder I am the one who came up with >poo peepoop
>Dak Prescott>Dick Shitstick>Dook Poopscott>Dink Pinkstink>Dick Shitplop>Dunk Dickcock>Dink Dunkscott>Sack Picksix>Black Mascot>Crack Desktop>Shit Shitshit>Dyke Pusscrotch>Dik Poopchute>Stat Padscott>Dark Poopsmear>Dink Pisscup>Dork Pipsqueak>Dick Peniscut>Dusk Partblack>Donk Puntcunt>Dook shitstain>Dyke PeaCock>Dike Damblock>Dock Shipwreck>Daft Punkscott>Dick Pinkslip>Quack Blackjack>Bleak Messcock>Darth Chokecock>Doink Bustsock>Dank Pissflap>Dunk Punkbuck>Drunk Luckbot>Crack Copescott>d-ACK Helpscott>Pick Sixscott>Dork Porkfork>Poo Peepoop>Smack Crackrock>Dick Shitlick>Shuck Jivescott>Brap PoopPlop>Lick Ballsack>Suck Dickscott>dook poopchute> Damp Papsmear>shart poopshit>Dank Pisspocket>Derp Pushpop>Dick Pissrot>Quick Playoff>Dick Asscrack
sometimes i feel bad the bucs got fleeced with bakerthen i remember dallass has paid big money to picksixscott since 2020.
>dik poopshit
shit teams having a mid off
60m/yrno refunds sirs
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Cowsissies..
fucking loony toon INT
>>158107407>SHIT SHITSHIT
>throw a hospital ball over the middle>receiver values his life and half asses the catch>dick poopshoot
>>158107375it's funny for tiktok and that kind of stuff, they're gonna be feeding us short-form family guy in the nursing homes
Team is so undisciplined
>1st and 20>run the ball 3 times>it works
My Chiefs would booty blast both these shit teams.
What is bro yapping?
>sack picksix
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS
KWAB ITS OVER
Lol this defense is so butt dude
what the fuck was that
KWABoys
HAHAHAHAHAHADIRTYDALLASDOGS
>>158107483wow you came up with all these bantz right now, its not at all like you wasted the whole off season making a Word 2016 document where you just need to copy that list from.amazing.
Cowboys need to fire their DC this is horrific stuff
>>158107455Todd Bowles is a defensive coach whose defenses are always aces. It’s not his fault that his OCs keep getting poached.
Why don't the Cowboys just move on from Dak?Did Jerry oil money ran out or something
>>158107509Genuinely what has caused the cowboys to be so dysfunctional these last 6 years. Ever since Covid the team has looked sloppier and sloppier with each passing year.
LEL
>COWBOYS D
America's team™ bros...
>COWSOYS
Bucs are playing for their whole season, and Dallas thought they had an easy tune-up game. Many such cases
This defense is so ass
Hahahahahahaha
LMAO sois getting cucked
HOLY SHIT LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>>158107291I take it back, he might be an MVP caliber player
>Goatniels
just trip the defenders
>>158107523>mutthomes
HOL UPHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM GOYZ
classic
How much was Dallas favored?
maybe the bucs aren't bad, maybe they just played a bunch of good teams early on.
lol the bucs are getting cocky now
oh lawd he shuckn n jivin
>getting raped and gaped by the fucking 0-4 buccshumiliated at home
HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM GIRLS
>getting walked down by UFDA rookie QB>potentially the most embarrassing loss of the year incoming.
>>158107570>jitterbuggin
That's well-known football players jalon daniels and tez johnson
ELITE
Are we playing against Tom Brady?
>>158107564>green gay
>>158107563-9.5 -370 ML
Dallas is making a rookie undrafted QB look like a superstar KWAB
>YNR Trevon DiggsKWAB
>>158107562and so it happened AGAIN
what if they tackled the guy with the ball
somebody has to get fired over this
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Baking
Dak needs to prove he is a heroic QB.
>>158107455At least it's not in front of a home crowd
Lmao too easy
>>158107585Anyone playing against this defense might as well be Tom Bradym
Bahahahahahahahahaha
HERE WE GOOOO
>>158107545they've been shit for 30 years
My fucking sides
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How do you lose against a tanking bucs?
>another Irving TDyayNow let Lamb get one.
>run in a straight line>do it again>winIts as simple as that
>>158107614I SAID I WAS BAKING YOU ASSHOLE
Do the Dallas defense players know they need to stop them from scoring by tackling?
>>158107577
>>158107604We need a couple more drafts to get the D sortedHoly shit
EVERYONE START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>158107631sorry I wasn't reading. I'll link your bread when mine hits limit.
KEK
Cowgirls are so fucking shit. Holy kek
THIS IS A CAVALCADE OF ERRORSTHE BOYS ARE BACK BITCH
How does the cowboys team have two wins
