>stat padscott
>>158108670What was this man's name again?
why do they call it prevent defense?
Buccs blowing this game lol.
Hol up
Coach Bowel Movement
Coach _______
>prevent D after failing to seal the game
no one loves garbage time like duck pucksuck
COWBOYS TOUCHDOWN
The Todd Bowles master blitz
>mungo
Tampa will still win.
We dem boiz
Not enough time to comeback
If Todd Bowles was a man of honor he’d commit seppuku on the sideline right now
I am offended by how bad that the call was to go for it on 4th. Fire Todd Bowles for that alone.
Bucs should have took that 3....cowboys 99 yard drive
OH NO BUCCIES
is bowles trying to get fired?
this shit so rigged
Cotton Pickens
Still AMERICA'S TEAM™ btw
IF the Cowboys win this, Bowles should be fired before he even gets into the locker room
THIS ONES FOR YOUTHIS ONES FOR WHOUS US US
>>158108670Aaaaaand that's why you take the points and go up 3 possessions. There was 0 reason not to because it would have had the same impact as a TD and put the game away. How the fuck are you a conservative coach and decide to be aggressive at the stupidest possible moment. If they lose, he deserves to be fired on the spot. What the fuck.
R I G G E D
HOL UP
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
Bowles is a fucking retard, holy shit
JUST KICK THE FILED GOAL YOU STUPID NIGGER.
Thread claimed for ninies
They know they're still down by a touchdown right?
Hahahahaha todd bowel movement is DONE
At least get CeeDee a TD for my fantasy team, PLEASE?
bucs now have to score on this drive or they losebowels will SOLELY be responsible for this loss
WE DEM BOYZWE DEM BOYZWE DEM BOYZWE DEM BOYZ
You gotta be shitting me bros
fuck your pity td Cowboys this game is so over fuck you fuck you fuck you
le go for 2 memalytics
>Going for 2WHAT
>>158108670Brace yourselves, Bowles is getting fired TONIGHTHow in the fucking fuck do you not TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING THREE SCORE LEAD THERE, did Vegas pay him off? The fuck?
why the fuck would you go for 2 there
wait why the fuck would you even go for 2? you're down 14
Buccaqueers are borderline retarded
dak fucking sucks
These coaches are having a retard off
just need one long drive to eat the clock
TODD BOWLES YOU STUPID NIGGER
>missing the 2ptO kek that'll cost them boyz
Hate is winning in this thread
>>158108764so you dont go to ot maybe
>it could've been 27-10
Why did both teams reach the redzone and then immediately become retarded???
Wtf why go for 2
>>158108765>>158108764>>158108762
why didn't they go for the point after
>save a horse, ride a cowboy
>Giving up a 99 yard TD drive in two minutes after not just kicking a FG to make it a three possession gameThis is how a team goes winless
its over femboys
COACH CHATGPT VS COACH GROK
OH MY FREAKING FAUCI IS THAT A 2 POINT TRY WHEN MY TEAM IS DOWN 14??? I'M FREAKING COMING WHAT A GREAT DECISION!!!!!!
Bucs finna lose this
>>158108758@grok make her have a larger bulge
>>158108770and there it is.
>>158108792kek
Why go for 2 there?
>>158108760go for it for 2 points is bullshit and going for it on 4th is disgusting
dallas is intentionally trying to keep bowels employed fuck you niggers
umm why would u go for two there
>>158108787*doink*
Coach Primate vs Albino Primate
Why the fuck would they go for 2?
>>158108782>>158108785Brother can't do math, lmao
>>158108775Worry about getting the second touchdown before you worry about OT.
LE HECKIN ANALYTICS SAID GO FOR 2Holy shit
Did someone sayScorigami
Going for 2 there is almost as braindead as the busc not kicking the FGBoth of these teams are trying to loseWhat the fuck am I watching
>>158108798No look its a fair comment
>>158108768it's either retardation or corruption you decide
Can you guys delay your reactions by 2 minutes or so? My stream is behind
There is absolutely no reason to go for 2 there. Are these the two worst coaches in the NFL?
I don't understand the 2 point conversion. This is utterly baffling.
>>158108816They got too cocky after that drive
ngl bucs brosim scared. if we blow this bowels will 100% be fired. you needed to kick that FG and put the game away
>>158108825its on twitch you negroid
>>158108807>>158108816if you get it you win the game with the next score, if you don't get it you can still tie the game with the next score
>>158108819How is it that as a coach you just tell them you don't care what their faggot analytics say?
>>158108787>are you ok?>huehuehuehue yeah, i'm a dumb blonde with no brain to injure some I'm fine tee hee hee
I was rooting for the Buccs but I hope they lose now just so that shit call becomes even funnier
Coach Shittenheimer
This game starting to feel like that South Park episode where all the little league teams are purposely trying to lose and try hard to make mistakes so they don’t have to play all summer. Not going for the field goal. And then opposite side going for 2. Fuck I hope both teams lose.
>>158108839Not using your shitty cancer site, sorry!
SCORIGAMI ALERT!!!!!!
>>158108719I'm convinced that's the first actual decision Bowles made in the game. He was using his coordinators as autopilot like he usually does but then he saw an opportunity to make some dramatic game-altering decision everyone would praise him for and of course it backfired. Dumb bastard
>>158108840the odds make no sense to go for 2you're better of tieing and going into OT.
>>158108825putting aside the fact i have no idea how the fuck you are living in 2026 without at least having someones Amazon Prime login, but it's fucking free on Twitch
>>158108835Sounds like a win/win scenario to me
>LE ANALYTICS SAY TO GO FOR IT AT THE 1>LE ANALYTICS SAY TO GO FOR 2 RIGHT NOWlmaoing @ these brainiacs
FG make em quakey
>>158108831heres the math chuddy.>50% you win>25% you lose>25% you tie and go to ot
Todd is a legit genius great head coach. Bucs are going places. They are going to beat the Cowboys in primetime.
>>158108839I am boycotting them for their platforming of the notorious anti-Semite, Hasan Piker
I can't wait for the press conference explanation for that 2-point try. Even if you're trying to go for the win instead of OT, you do it on the next possession/score (if you get it)
a little early, buddy
Neither of these teams should play in another prime time slot
battle of the retards lmfao
These teams are ass
why do “analytics” just always say go for itive NEVER seen analytics say to just take points or punt
Fire Shittenheimer
Ohhhhh My Heckin Mental Doopin
>>158108878Cowboys have 4 more this season
>>158108864Yeah but if you fail them both you look like a retarded faggot
>>158108886>shartenheimer
>>158108851Not even close bills chargers was just that score 2 weeks ago
Fire this bussy
Going for 2 is what a winless team does there because fuck it, why not. It's not something a team that is 2-2 does. You're fucking coinflipping it instead of just going to overtime.
Dont tell me 3 and out and cowboys come back...
>>1581088572PC is 52%, ods are in favor that you'll convert 1 out of 2 and if you do the worst case scenario is a tie and the best case is a win. PAT is a tie best case or if you miss it a loss
>>158108873my girlfriend has a younger friend who looks JUST like thishow do i get them to kiss or something? WITHOUT BEING DUMPED
>>158108885The analytics said to kick the FG when Todd Bowles decided to go for it
>If you go for 2 and don't get it, you can always go for 2 again and not get it again instead of getting 2 guaranteed extra points.
>>158108861>>158108885They said analytics favored kicking the fg, that was pure distilled retardation by bowels
How the fuck thjs retard go for 2? People in texass are so fucking retarded. Can't do 3rd grade math
>>158108859Look, I"m just... I'm not gonna use twitch! Sorry! I'm just not gonna use it!
>>158108885The analytics said take the points. Todd is just retarded.
Will Poopscott throw a game ending INT next possession?
>>158108899Not to mention it makes no fucking sense for the Cowboys to go for the win. If they come back from 14 down they have all the fucking momentum in OT and the busc will be shook shitless
why did I put my trust in the cowboys knowing they are not a real team
>>158108842I just noticed one of the Washington players was by himself among like 8 Cowboys cheerleaders in that webm.
SMOKE NECKS BONES AND A POT OF RICE WOAH
Better convert here Todd.
>>158108885anal licking is never a winning move
CeeDee is finna boutta catch an absolute dragon to tie the game, I can feel it
>>158108885It's like Young Sheldon. If thinks: "they're but expecting it, so that means it will probably work."
PLENTY OF TIME FOR DAK TO DRIVE DOWNFIELD FOR A TD + 2 POINT CONVERSION
Say what you want about Tomlin, but just taking the points is why he never had a losing season.
KEK
The analytics say to go for it because you have a greater than 50% chance to convert at least one of the two point conversions.
Dumbass DBs can't pick
holy shit
Keke the cowgays are really gonna win
We got robbed of a kino pick 6
Holy crap the Bucs are really going to blow this
get your goofass out of here
its okay to just say you are retarded chat
>>158108885Well since the team with the most points usually wins…
>zero interceptions all yearkek
What is Bowles even gonna say as his postgame interview excuse if they lose this?
>make your entire career on being a guy that takes picks to the house>drop that oneIt was a gimmie
>>158108913honestly, fair and reasonable. i wouldn't either
HOLD ONTO YER HATS PARDNER WE STILL IN THIS
>>158108939Maybe playing minecraft is how you become a good coach
Too much time for a 3 and out garagem play
>>158108905You don't, that's a sin
No way Todd Bowles does not blow these kind of games. No chance Cowboys can win this game.
>>158108941 The analytics say to go for this bussy
and that drop is why he is a Corner and not a WR
>>158108941@grok post some sexy cowboy anime girls
Why did bucs not go for the 3...
>>158108951>stats>numbers>hypotheticalsFuck off, faggot.
Why cant blacks catch?
>>158108941Wow, great, that gets you the same amount of points as kicking 2 extra points IF that generous 52% chance goes your way.
How the fuck do you drop that Blanda
>>158108941nerds need to stay the fuck out of sports
>>158108951coach grok you have a game to win, stay focused
>>158108955I think his ass is out the door tomorrow if they lose from that retarded decision and they’re sitting at 0-5. He’s literally coaching for his job right now
>bringing back Ultron>can't make it 30 seconds without shouting an internet meme from 5+ years ago>Disney+woooooow
BUTTERFINGERS
>>158108971because they knew the cowboys would not go for 1
Cowboys TD. And they'll miss the 2pt conversion again, and lose. Dalass really is a comedy
>the ron bland
what's he thinking right now?
I'm smelling something
>>158108976The ones who can become WRs, the rest DBs
>>158108991analytics say that is very unlikely my fren be confident in the numbers
My nigga Dak will win this!
Fuck, >we're going to lose this game, aren't >we?
>>158108994>hey, at least we're only 2 games out of first place in the NFCS
I need to consume bros
>>158108955This shids godda fuggin hurd man
>>158108941Look it just wasn't smart to not take the points.
Anyone else think that Visionquest show looks like putrid dogshit?
analytics should never be used in sports...its a nerd way of getting back at the jocks who bullied them in school
CUT BLAND NOW HE'S WASHED UP
>>158108994OO OO BANANA
>NFL shop commercial features a young White kid catching yellow fever in real timeHope it works out for you kid.
>please buy our $75 generic merchandis you could order 100 of in bulk for less than $200
>down 14 late in the 4th >score TD>go for 2 >fail >now you need another TD AND a 2 pt just to tie Am I missing something here?
>>158108764Because they couldn't go for 3
>>158108994>They're ruining my plan to get fired
>>158109014niggas in madden figured out half this shit decades ago
his name is Javonte Williams
>playing ODB in a mcdonals commercial about monopoly
>Prevent (nothing) defense What is this meme
>>158109027Brian shot en faggot took too many shots
ARE YOU SERIOUS
losing this game is going to be hilarious
a white HC would have kicked the FG to go up 17
coach primate is toast
Apologize /sp/
You gotta fire Bowles if they blow this game.
>>158109013It looka vaguely interesting conceptually, and I love Paul Bettany and James Spader, but I hated Wandavision and Agatha All Along, and it's a direct sequel to those concerning the other imaginary, should-be nonexistent "son" of Wanda, so I shan't be watching.
Does TB stands for tuberculosis?
YEAH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158109027if you get the first one you win
>>158109027>down 14 late in the 4th quarter>score td>go for 2>score>now you need a TD and PAT to WINthere
>>158109027BUT BRO THE STATISTICAL ODDS OF GETTING 1 OF THE 2 IS MORE THAN 1 OF 1!!!!
>>158108963but it would be hot to see them likepush their boobs together
>>158109058Not it means tight bussy
A more passionate fanbase would have assassinated Bowles by now
>>158109013Yeah it's 6 years too late and completely uneeded. Zombie Vision and Magic Vision should've just fused into real Vision at the end of the show and then the Agatha show should've come out like six months later as a sequel that lead right into Dr. Strange 2
The Cowboys can't win this.
With a guy off the streets at QB, bucs have put up 400 @DAL and chewed up the clock with possession
>>158109060@grok post her backside
HE DIDN'T CATCH THAT!!
Garbage time champ incoming
>>158109050What would a Hispanic head coach have done?
Bowles needs to be fired tomorrow morning if the Buccaneers lose this.
Buccs coach is sweating.
>>158109079Don't worry Dak is padding right now to get those numbers even before they lose.
>>158109059Yeah wtf is up with Daks cadence.
Why does bowles always have that squinting black man face?
George Pickens Cotton
>>158109089good lordwould she be okay with my 4.3 inch white manhood?
>>158109095he's been doing it for like 3 years now
thats a fukken catch we dont need review for everything unless they trying to cheat
Hot take: Holding should be a 5 yard penalty instead of 10. It's a drive-ending penalty almost every time
IIIIIII WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!
>>158109110defensive holding shouldn't be an automatic first down
>>158109068That's called succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh, which will only lead to ruin.
>>158109050I've nutted to this pic so many times.At least one of these sluts has to be a mom by now
How much money will I win if I bet $100 on TB winning right now?
>>158109110Then how will the reffies exert their control?
>>158108959Minecraft teaches risk management and future planning.
you guys really thought the cowboys would lose?hoes mad
COWBOYS LETS FUCKING DO THIS
>black mascot
KWAB
SHIT SHITSHIT
DICK POOPSHOOT
DICK SHOOT FUCK
>>158109112Crazy to think that everybody involved in that music video is dead now...
TODD BOWLES IS A GENIUS DOES NOT MISS.
>>158108821I hope they tie just to spite them. Nevermind kek
KWABoys
PICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTTPICK INTSCOTT>PICK INTSCOTT
THERE IT ISTHERE'S THE INT
BALLGAMESOIS LOSESOIS LOSE
The Cowboys still have 3 timeouts lmao
>>158109126lel
ANALZONE
HAHAHAHA
DOOKIE PISSCOTT LMAO
KWAB KWABSCOTT
Jerry looks really pissed
STONE FUCKING HANDS HAHAHAHAHA
>Poopscott
ANAL ZONE
You live by the dak you die by the dak!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHOL UP HOL UPWE DEM GIRLS
George Cotton Pickens
>melaninqbs
>dook poopchute
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIGHWAY TO THEANALZONE
>>158109112AND PART OF EVERY DAY
Taking Rayne to the ANALZONE
>>158109126The cowshits did something alright
Cowboys are at the Bucs' 35, third-and-1, at the two-minute warning, trailing 24-16.
>pickscott>analzone
>>158109110That or just a replay the down
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its's over
>DAK TIPPEDPICK
>>158108670Suck Cockblock just saved Bowels’ job, good man
WTF WAS THAT
sois lmao
ferguson is lowkey ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANALZONE you beautiful fuck
Bless his heart, he's got to be the sickest man in America.
KWABOYZZ
>the state of texas has ONE win in the NFL>and it's only because the 2 teams played each otherSAAARS!
classic
Most anticlimactic inning
>>158109125Yeah I did
OF FUCKING COURSE cuck cuckstreit comes to dACK's protection.
>OOK POOPSCHITT
ANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTTANAL ZONESCOTT>ANAL ZONESCOTT
PICK PICKPICK
>>158109089in five year this is her
>HE PUT IT RIGHT THEREit was a fucking wobbler aimed at the targets head
>>158109110defensive holding being an automatic first down is RIDICULOUSLY overpowered.
>he threw him a perfect pass>ball damn near spinning sideways coming out of his hand while throwing a bulletThey both suck
Dook poopsock enters the anal zone
HOLY FUCKING KEK AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE >>158109125
>>158109126
Oh great, now Bowles gets to keep his job. woohoo.....
please just lose cowgirlsi dont want to sit through OT
JERRY IS FIRING SOMEONE LOL HE LOOKS PISSED
>>158108670jerry jones just soiled his diaper
>>158109161Put her in a thong
THAT'S PI
>>158109134You ever go out? It's all cover bands playing it
>>158109125Yes. Yes I did.
This is how ass Dake Prescott is
Gz @ that anon that called this
KEKEROOOO
APOLOGIZE to coach Bowel Movement
>>158109125JUSTBEPATIENT
SACK PICKEDOFF
>>158109196that needs to be caught
That one's not on Dak
>>158109119I know you’re right. I guess its better to just take whatever happens and be happy with it. I wont force things, anon. You are right deep down
>>158109183>>158109183>>158109183>>158109183COWBOYS CELEBRATION THREAD
>Poop Pooppoop
ACK POOPSOCK
BUCKY BROKEN
gg
the DC for the cowgirls btw
which team is worse the Cowboys or the Yankees
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my fucking God
>its overscott
>dreck pillsnot
HA HA HA HA
>>158109126hahahahahaha
Bucky Irving is so good. My Saints need someone like him...
BUCKY DAGGER
HOWBOUTDEMCOWSOIS
It's over
Honesty please, is it over? Should I just turn the game off?
Jerry fleeing
>>158109241Jerry joooooooooooones
LMAO
>>158109238And there it is.
JERRYS LEAVING
>cowboys owner just goes "yep imma head out"
3 timeouts. It isn’t over yet phaghotz we dem boys frfr dubs confirm
Rate this game from 1 to 10 Rate this game from 1 to 10 Rate this game from 1 to 10 Rate this game from 1 to 10
>JUST 3 GUARANTEED RUN PLAYS >CANT STOP A MID RBKWAB
>>158109126Ohnonononono
DUK SHITSCOTT
ITS OGRE...JERRY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
I honest to god believe that if Cowboys had a white quarterback like Brock Purdy, they'd be a multiple Superbowl champion. Its really sad MAGA texas fell for the black quarterback meme
is Bolles having a heart attack
Jerry is going to kill someone
>Gotta stop 'em>WELL FORGET ABOUT THATkek I love Al
did primate just have a heart attack?
Jerry leaving hahahahahahaha
>todd bowel movement having a heart attack
GAME OVERFLIPL I P
the absolute state
Yankees fans having a rough two nights back to back
>DICK PICKSCOTT>DICK PICKSCOTT>DICK PICKSCOTT
>>158109257thighs.... THIGHS
COWBOY'S BOOTY STATUS:[x] BLASTED[_] NOT BLASTED
>>158109257whomstve
>OK HERE WE GOOO>GAME ENDING INT
>>158109271Meme
fire christian parker
Someone go chase Jerry down
Unironically not over yet
>>158109257my little white pecker shot up like a rocket to this.
>>158108670>opponent just running to kill the clock>and you know it>give up 15 yards right up the middle anywayUnserious team
NFC South is so dogshit the Buccaneers might still win the division.
Alright, I think I've seen enough. Cowchads, who's our coach next season?
>dak quarterbacks
>>158109257thats a man
YOU CAN'T TACKLE RECEIVERS BEFORE THEY TOUCH THE BALLTHIS IS BULLLLLLLLLLL SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>158109271Watching dem girls lose is always a 6 at least
>>158109330Same
>>158109271Ass
>Todd Bowles' job is safe for another weekFuck
The Cowgirls being a complete joke will never get old looooool.
motherfucker Dak should had never told CJ to shut up and win some games
>>158109271Started as a solid 2/10 but ended a solid 6/10.
>>158109338Bucs already won the NFC East
>>158109339Todd Bowles
Congrats Cowboys on giving an 0-4 their first win of the season
>>158109367I need a good solid 2
Check em
>>158109382stop eating taco bell
>>158109388oh fug
>>158108709how did you know?
>>1581092718/10 made me laugh hysterically, but wouldn’t watch it again. This game was basically an Adam McCay film. Not classic cinema by any means, but entertaining nonetheless
>>158109271Two retards fighting/10
Belichick to the Cowboys next year
>>1581092716.7/10
>>158109415>wouldn’t watch it againWho the fuck rewatches NFL games (that aren't your team winning the superbowl)
>>158109125>>158109126>posts this just seconds before dak throws pickSuperkek
>>158109403I know ball.
Busc made it a gentlemen's upset, gave the Cowgirls the chance to come back at the end and they didn't take it.
get fucked jerry
>>158109438I put one on as go to sleep TV sometimes
Is Dak the problem?
>>158109492yesn't
>>158109238Who gave this zesty negro his first DC job at 34? They were asking for it.
>losing to an undrafted rookie qb
Bucs can absolutely win the next 3 if they clean up the penalties and not have to rely heavily on the run
>>158109492honest answer: the problem is the general manager. the bigger problem is that the owner LOVES the general manager.
How the fuck did the Texans lose to this sorry ass Dallas team?
>>158110012you know what i think? i think jerry the owner needs to fire jerry the GM.
