rugby league world cup soon
Bump
>>158096438Thought poonion's origins were in amateurism? Pretty pathetic they're engaging in this corpo bullshit
First Newcastle lose the Grand final. Then they have to suffer the indignity of Powderfinger reuniting, while Silverchair are literally to gay to perform together.
Powderfinger are alright but Silverchair are cooler in most aspects
>>158110588>>158110684I don't like either of them
>>158109894Da fuck dey doin ova der
Pooderfinger have like one good song about as sucksesful as the pootans will ever be
>>158100553>>158100553the absolute state of rugby league
Clive Churchpill me on HOW THE FUCK Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever didn't explode like those weiners in Tame Impala did.
I’m not really sure but what I know is Tame Impala got a lot of triple j play before everyone started listening to Spotify playlists
>Bogong moths were historically used as a food source by Aboriginal peoples located in South-eastern Australia.>Groups would travel to the area towards the summits of mountains to harvest moths, where they also met with other Aboriginal peoples, fostering inter-tribal relations as people gathered and feasted during these harvests.>They would go into the caves and scrape aestivating moths off the walls into nets and dishes using sticks.>Once gathered, the moths would be roasted to remove the scales and wings and then either eaten immediately or ground into a paste and made into "moth meat" cakes that would last and could be taken home.>The moth was said to have a nice nutty flavour that was most similar to walnuts or almonds.We should be eating these endangered fuckers
Perth look likely to sign either Munster or Burton come November 1
>the 18yr old that ruined Knights chances of winning the GF has been released on bail
BREAKING: Perth Bears CEO Anthony De Ceglie has announced his resignation on the eve of the Bears first pre-season after losing the support of the board.In a statement, De Ceglie said “The club is in exceptional hands under the leadership of head coach Mal Meninga and assistant coach Ben Gardiner."
arctic terns breed in the arctic and fly back to the antarctic to chill
Perth Bears DOA
>Vlandys weird obsession with the North Sydney Bears is going to cost the game the very best chance it will ever have in making it in Western Australia
Ryan Hall has retired
just wanna see something fresh with the bears
>>158111467All signs pointed to him being a reptilian media mole, this is a net positive
>>158111364>released to his randwick home clearly a human sacrifice for easts to win
>>158109993Long thrown that away after 1995 lol
some pooinion tomorrow arvo lads any of the family gonna have a cheeky watch?
You know what I might!
Fug I think I left my freezer open a crack all day today. Just went to get some frozen veggies out and everything is wet and half defrosted
I'll watch when lomax and marky mark make the wallabies squad
They've currently got their golden boy Suaalii on the wing, Max Jorgensen who is probably their best player on the other wing and Marky Mark is coming. Zac Lomax isn't sniffing that Wallabies team
Does Mary Mark have a Kangaroos suitcase to bring along the next time he tours with the Wallabies?
Nah he'll probably just dust off the old Wallabies one from a few years ago he probably keeps in his garage or something
Why don't poonion update their rules to be like pre-six again era league
>>158112137He used it last year when he toured with the Kangaroos.>>158112172You mean pre-limited tackles league? I don't think it's going to limit the tackle count anytime soon.
one day I'll learn the rules of poonion but that day isn't today
Fuck I miss league, and I miss big nrlw BRAPPERS in my face
One more week till the RLWC lads
>>158109894Wtf happened in 2008, i need a quick run down
>>158112535Billy Slater speculator if memory serves
>>158116211Nice try
>>158116211slop
>>158118668Kirra Fridge
>BIG GAME TRELL
>>158118777
Big Game Latrell Goolagong
NZ haka in 55ish minutes, live on 9 and stan sport
WILL be posting here, WON'T be posting in the austimo argie thread.
>>158118860>>158119021No one answering in /rug/, thought I'd ask here.
might shit up /rug/
Got a migraine lads anyone have a fix that doesn't involve killing myself?
>>158119204lie on your bed and hang your head off the edge as much as you cando it for at least 5mins
>>158119214I have a feeling this will kill me but I'll try it anyway thank you
>>158119214I don't need 5 minutes ;)
>>158119204Take strong coffee with paracetamol and aspirin
>>158119214I think that actually helped ta lad
>>158119313I did that just earlier, skulled a litre of farmers union with a couple paracetamol and aspirin, hope i didnt have too much caffeine hehe
>>158119395i just made it up but glad it helped
>>158119416You could be secret genius
does anyone else have any ailments they need me to solve?
>>158119516Dr anon sometimes i have a really itchy bumhole do i have aids?
>>158119626no, just wipe your bum properlyspit on the paper, it helps if its a touch wet
>>158119516Also after i finish peeing and i tuck it back in a little bit of pee dribbles out and it feels terrible, ive started putting bits of toilet paper under my foreskin to soak up the dribbles
>>158119631Ok thanks doc
>>158119646diagnosing you as middle agedit doesn't get any better im afraid
>>158119676Im only 31 how fucked am i?
>>158119893youre just middle aged mate
drains better if you sit down
>>158119646Pelvic floor exercises. Get into them lad
>>158119392they're so pretty
Migraines back with a vengeance lads finna skull a bottle of rum. If I'm not conscious i can't feel pain
>>158119646Changes in urinary habits are usually underlying problems such as prostate cancer.My 65 yr old step father used to pee normally, then overtime it slowly dried up...long story short he did all the scans, prostate cancer, hes looking at 2-4 yr expectancy.... its been a yr now, so potentially he only has a year left on this earth...Please gentlemen, dont be embarrassed when it comes to prostate health..... if youre concerned, see a doc and get a PSA test done, it could save your life.
>>158109894>>158118668>>158118675>>158119392Worship/Idolisation of women and browns is a mental illness of deranged marxists
>>158123810ur a fagget
>>158123171Im sorry lad that's fucked. My old man got his psa checked and all is good thankfully. It's fucking scary
I don't think even Marky Mark can fix this shambles of a Wallabies team lads
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/978533
Women's: Fiji v Franceany word on Perrine? She deleted her instagram
BASED
>no French games at McDonald JonesFUCK
miss her so much
Can't even get a cheap whopper anymore lads fuck sake
>>158132909>no lise michelTRAGEDY
Why doesn't rugby league allow kick offs to be taken as drop kicks like handegg does? Wasn't there a team that got punished because the ground had no kicking tees?
>hey girls the flash needs you barefoot for these photos
That'll be $300m plus tip
>>158141177
>Peter V’landys reveals plans for 22 team competition by 2035
>>158141091tyra has some nasty feet
>>158141281>team 20: Christchurch>team 21: Ipswich>team 22: Adelaide
20: Brisbane21: Brisbane 22: Brisbane
20: Shanghai21: Seoul22: Tokyo
22 isn't enough
https://www.9now.com.au/fatty-a-life-unscripted/special/clip-cmuou65fp003k0hpkevc9tnyk
Going sleep night night
>>158141864""""""""National"""""""" Rugby LeagueNo way China or South Korea will have a team. Even Singapore has a higher chance.
why are kickers so shit in union?
Every team has a V design except for England
>>158154484>the originators of the tradition abandon iti'm sure this isn't a bad omen, that cook islands one is /fa/ AF
>>158154484The obsession with collars is making every jersey look like a golf polo
>>158156458rugby shirts should always have collars
>>158154479Distracted by opponents trying to charge down their kick I presume. Which is banned in league.>>158154484Any with an inverted V?
>>158156700This blessed
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeLnMAjCMq9/
Feeling a bit gay this morning lads
All the games this weekend are late as fuck, i wanted to watch kiwi vs roos Only png vs lebanon is at a good time here so ill watch that
>>158159635no-one asked faggot
garn aus vs kiwis on thursin the cheapseats unfortunately
Man, the men's WC schedule is retarded af.
>>158163975The format too
>>158154484is league the only sport that does this design?
Tbh NRLW should have gone with a double round robin while it still can.>>15816403016 teams would be ideal, with each group having one of top 4 + one of 5th-8th + one of 9th-12th + one of 13th-16th in the world rankings. Then have separate QFs for top 2 of each group and bottom 2 of each group, followed by four sets of SFs.
sensing a theme here
>>158165106fugly trio
>>158141177>soul>soulless
Alright brosGoing on holidays from work week after nextGetting a new car (triton) and also shaving my head as my balding is now beyond the paleNew me soon..
>>158164134England used to be a proud, patriotic Rugby League nation and now both their men's and women's teams will have a bunch of Australian accents in there
>¡Nathan!Is he ¿Jeb?That Mary is no looker, Jett is going to be rolling with super models yeah?
>>158109894To the untrained eye this might be a classic>hover handIf you're an old stager like me you can see the hammer pivoting his forearm on the shoulder of the other fella, that's a hard touch. The hand may be hovering but, over what? The boob, he's already past the hand on the shoulder, he's contemplating taking a handful. He's playing a game you didn't even know existed
>>158164962The last wc was 16 teams in 4 groups with qtr finals and it's the best format. This wc (2026) was originally going to be in the US and 16 teams but then because of reasons it was going to be in France and then because of other reasons it was sort of eleventh hour given to Australia/NZ/PNG and the teams reduced.16 teams is better as it gives developing nations a chance, 10 doesn't and you'll likely see the same 10 teams in there every time if they keep it like this
>>158165399>>158165402corr
>Those white cucks on social media wanting Australia to lose because them winning would be "boring"
>>158165774Why do you invent fantasies in your head and get mad about them?
Gotta get mad about something
>>158165790its true, that other anon is pretty mad at you
Why can't we just get along
>>158165774Its more like please please someone beat us so that it stops looking like we are the only ones actually playing this sport
If you want to see some heart warming shit go look at Nathan Cleary's latest insta post
If you want to see some corporate slop that will trick people go look at what Nathan Cleary's social media manager is shilling in his latest insta post
>>158165774>Australia to lose because them winning would be "boring"It would though. Same with SA/NZ in poonion.
>>158165830>kiaShould be xxxx or bundy rum
Making some rissoles. How many are us are eating tonight?
>>158165968Count me in
It's nearly 10 m8
>>158165963translation: ick
Rissole with onion gravy, sweet potato mash, broccoli, brusel sprouts and a cheeky potato scallop is a good tea
>>158165978>eating dinner when refs want you to
>>158165978Only 8.42 m8
Hate grating onion
Me? I just hate onions
I don't like just eating onion for its own sake but it's necessary for so many recipes and as long as it's diced up fine and cooked properly it shouldn't be individually noticeable in the final meal
Why are the NRL types circling Super League obsessed with London Broncos fka Fulham RLFC fka Harlequins RL fka London Crusaders
I just love me footy, what's wrong with that?
JANNIES he was on topic at least, chill tf out
>>158165441Would be better if the bottom 2 teams also got their own QFs, and the QF losers got their own semis. That way everyone can play teams not only of separate standards, but also their own standards.
g
>>158168400this
After two long miserable weeks we've got PPP back
Just woke up lads
>>158173765crisp Pauline voter
This is the most even world cup in the history of the sport. Five genuine contenders here, especially with Walters selecting.
Don't kid yourself, there's only 2 genuine contenders. Don't buy into the coconut hype
>>158179184Honestly Tonga look the goods, only their hooker is a concern in my view
>>158179184ThisIs just auswinslol again
What a joke of a "sport" pongy represents both Queensland and nz, in nz now part of Queensland or something it's pathetic
>>158154484>even France is sponsored by an Aussie company what a farce this is
Their five-eight options are a fat Super League player, a disappointing prodigy who the Tigers will not back fully and a guy who hasn't played professional Rugby League in 3 years because he tried to hammer someone
Argentina rugby league team
>>158179235DID SOMEONE SAY KIWILANDDDAAAHHH???!!!
>>158179258at least theyre all Argentinian
>>158179260>>158154484It was to show the v
>>158179258Wtf argentinians are white??
the chevron IS rugby league, and teams that don't use it are soulless (eg souths)
FACT CHECK:>In 1945 and 1946, owing to material supply shortages and a poor post-war economy, a new design was forced to be used with the Club opting for an all-myrtle green jersey with a cardinal red three-inch V across the chest. This was short-lived, however, and the design quickly returned to the traditional stripes in 1947 as jersey supplies improved.https://www.rabbitohs.com.au/news/post-world-war-ii-and-the-second-golden-era
Chevrons are generic
>red three-inch Vstolen valour
PEEM
PIST
POOSDAY
>>158179468>reece walsh
>>158179501T H EQUEEN
>>158179468>walsh>carrigan>fatrell>staggsWorst Australian team ever assembled
>>158179468wtf Kevie
>>158179543BRONCGODS GONNA CARRY
>>158179468pretty nuts aussie team but kiwis have the heart
>national shirts have sponsors on~Aussies really don't realise how Americanised they are do theySuper League just does cringe twerking for Sky because it's poor
The irony being that the Americans major sports have very little sponsorship on their jerseys. If anything they sell out the sports themselves for the advertising space.
The Kangaroos had an opposed session with France.Total frog death.
>>158179685>does nothing
>The Jillaroos held an open training session at Tuggerah on the weekend as they prepare for their opening World Cup match this Friday against Samoa in Sydney.FUCK
>>158179501Lol did they fuck up and put a side on the left accidentally?
Absolutely pissing down lads
>>158180153Holy fuck I cooked that, please ignore
Had subway for tea, didnt get capsicum, cucumber or carrot on it because that shit is disgusting. I also had 3 tallies of coopers stout, thsnks for reading
>>158179259I fuckin hate those queenzlander stickers on cars. You can't become a Queenslander, you are born one, it's not something you earn, just because you reside here, it doesn't make you one, no matter how much they want to be a Queenslander they will always be a pee wee
>>158180306I'm a queenslander and I've never even been there
>>158180458You aren't a Queenslander then you cunt
>>158180508Thats not for you to decide
Gladstone QLD NOT Gladstone NSW YOU POSERQUEEEEENNSSSLLAAANNDDAAAHHH
There must be more Queenslanders in the team. This is a factual statement proven by the fact that if there weren't we'd definitely be hearing about it
Has anyone bothered to count them yet?
>>158179468Not enough coconuts vs too many coconuts. I think in vlandyball too many coconuts is superior to not enough.
Australia the massive underdogs
>>158179184>21
>Eels with Adidas now Rest in Piss Macron
just realised that the world cup is only on 7, not 9 or fox at all. who the hell do 7 have to cover and commentate?
>>158179497>Wales>only one Welsh nameANGLO'D
>>158187720>Bethan>Carys>Ffionthree actually
How come no one mentioned this chad when i asked who the goat is
>>158187902He definitely inspired a generation of Polynesians but it's Joey and there's no real debate
>>158187646good I cancelled my kayo before the grand final
benji was a more gifted athlete but joey was a better player
>>158109894>deadly choicesis this ai? or is this memetics bleeding through into real life?
it's pretty cool that the French team is actually mostly French people with only a few expats
>>158187902He had GOAT level talent but was inconsistent. He would play like a spastic sometimes and had a few seasons where he was ineffectual.
I didnt watch a game of league until I was 25
by then I was already a man
>>158165830>rugby ball over the coat of armswallabies couldn't find a player issue jersey to sign?the kangaroos did, unless they are being very naughty and selling replica jerseys with the full coat of arms (very illegal)
Truthnuke is a France win is way better for the sport than any of these Pacific Islander teams winning
>>158190513>>158190521Corrr
Jaime Chapman has her own drinks at Soul Origin
Great marketing if I say
>>158190668>>158190677She's no Quincy Dodd
They also have Jarome Luai to market the Tiger buns but I don't think this will be going on much longer
>>158188132This. I do remember practicing Benji steps in primary school though
I was such a weird little cunt I would pretend to do flick passes in every photo I took
That's based and don't let anyone ever dim your light
whens the footy?
Charlotte Caslick has transitioned
>>158191255I don't recall her getting pregnant but good for her I guess. Also she wears men's undies
>>158191284well she is FTM
>>158179681NBA have started shittinyg up their uniforms like soccer players, and MLB now has sponsor patches on the sleeves. looks ridiculous. at least the NHL is resisting the push.
>>158191303I mean, does it stop the "so and so brought to you by..." every 5 minutes?
>>158191315no, which is why putting ads on the uniforms is such an insult. the outside of the field and the TV coverage already has enough, and these franchises are making more money than ever. why insult me by making the on-field package worse with ugly uniforms?
>>158191255he should show his tits online
>>158191303>at least the NHL is resisting the push.NHL teams do have sponsors though?
>>158191418>>158191448>>158191448ignore the flag change. I'm being a little naughty at the moment
>>158191457A couple of years. Same as MLB. NBA have allowed it for almost a decade now.
As a consumer it is your duty to support the company’s who sponsor your favourite teams and tv shows. Only commies would disagree
alcohol and gambling companies can eat my arsehole raw