Is Jayden on steroids?
Dallass sucksthe bogs must be stopped
>>158110252The fuck does this have to do with football
The fact that there are four winless teams still and they're all in the AFC is insane At least it can't be higher than three after this week
Do we have a QB controversy over in tampa gay
I don't know what this thread is but the NFCE looks just as awful.
kek cowsirs
Bussy
those are two different people lol
>>158110273OP is stupid dum faggot and didn't even link the previous thread fucking loser
>no mahomes this week>no bryce youngWhat game do I this week if I want to see some elite qb play?
>THIS IS OUR YEARwait no>THIS IS OUR WEEKfuck>JERRY HAS TO DIE SOON RIGHT?
someone should probably make a new proper thread op is such a fucking loser
>>158110284who's the one on the left, she kinda cute. people should talk about her instead of that weirdo pushing the mid asian reporter
>>158110277no we have a HC controversy, the fans are mad that this game won't result in todd bowles getting fired
Dak's bitchboy is going to find you guys and make you pay
>>158110276>bengals vs dolphins>broncos vs chargersyeah it's not gonna be lower than three either
My girlfriend wants us to start having an open relationship after tonight, this is fucking amazing bros. I basically get a hall pass to date other women, I’m going to be getting laid left and right. Am I lucky or what?
>>158110317>keep my qbs name out of your fucking mouth
>>158110291I'm literally driving and baked one because nobody else was. How about you bake the next one you whining faggot?
>>158110327this is a one way street...
>158110327lol he doesn’t know
>>158110330
>>158110252There is something amissI am being insincereIn fact, I don't mean any of thisStill my confession draws you near
>>158110327bills mafia...
>>158110327Hell yeah bro let's set up a double date
>>158110327but anyways, go cowboys!
>>158110345wow he really just killed his wife and replaced her with a tranny. i guess i don't blame him
>>158110358That's either an ayylium or a robot.
>>158110345>The hooooook brings you back!Anyway go Jags.
>>158110345>>158110363It's a tranny
>>158110327one of my ex's tried to do this then she got super mad when she found out I was banging this close girl friend of mine then we broke up. Turned out to be for the best because my friend and I are basically perfect for each other and it's been great since
>>158110277Daniels had 189 yards, 1 touchdown and threw what should have been a game-losing pick six that the db just dropped. Anyone who thinks this was some kind of impressive performance is kidding themselves. The Bucs had 241 rushing yards. 90% of qbs in the NFL could win a game where they have to throw for less than 200 yards because their RB is averaging 8 yards per carry and they have a 19 minute time of possession advantage. If anything, that was a shamefur performance by the Cowboys. They could even stop the fucking run when Tampa was just running it straight up the gut to kill the clock.
Im do fucking exhausted after work I can't even pound shots at night
Pound this bussy
>>158110370Based
>>158110317look at big boy tough guy, lmao
Lot of bad teams this year
I thought Jerry fixed the defense
There are objectively worse franchises than the Cowgoys but I don't think there's a more embarrassing one. Like if you're a tardinals fan sucking doesn't really sting because you've never been good and you have no expectations of being good. For a once-proud team to be this fucking irrelevant for decades is laughable
>>158110370I have never heard of a single instance where the woman genuinely wanted the man to be happy with another woman on the side. It's always either to give herself a free pass to thot around without being called on it while the man is supposed to stay waiting for her to come back, it's a manipulative test he's not supposed to agree to or admit wanting to try, or it's supposed to be something he's supposed to try and fail to get anyone as proof that he needs her and is supposed to be extra subservient to her from then on.
>>158110400it's called the NFC East
this is dallas' DC. say something nice about him
>>158110383If you're a very advanced functional alcoholic like me, you add relatively small amounts of hard liquor to a non sugary mixer and just drink a shit ton of the super watered down beverage of your choice. Assuming you're eating enough, you manage to avoid most of your hangover like this too. When I was really broke I became accustomed to drinking tap water on ice with like 10% cheap vodka. If you have an athletic background your body is already accustomed to consuming that amount of fluids without having to piss every 10 minutes. Taking shots is only good for trying to impress kids and weekend warriors.Anyway, go NFL. I think I have CTE.
>>158110404The 49ers at least keep staying relevant even if not winning another ring is very funny. The cowtrannies can't even do that much. Even the steelers have it better off because nobody's placing unearned hype onto them. Next worst one I can think of is the packers.
>>158110414Corny-ass nigga, looks like he posts on the 'chan, he's probably lurking as we speak
>>158110414probably would heem all you niggas in madden
Best divisions in the league right now by combined record (divisional games against each other don't count)1. NFC North 9-32. NFC West 7-33. AFC North 8-44. AFC West 6-45. NFC East 5-66. AFC East 5-97. NFC South 4-98. AFC South 4-10So basically NFC > AFC, as it should be
>>158110406Women are total cunts to each other, I can't imagine what passive aggressive women bullshit goes on behind the scenes if you start fucking one of your female friends and your girlfriend is supposed to be okay with it
>>158110429>nooooo you can't just fuck one of your female friends!oh okay, I fucked one of yours then>NO NOT LIKE THAT
I'm wearing women's clothes and tucking my willy between my legs
>>158110400Not a single good team. The Lombardi will go to whatever team is the luckiest or most favored by the refs.
>>158110429They'll respect you for it. Women want man who other women like
>>158110438unless it's your team hehe
>>158110438there's a lot of good teams there's just no stupidly overstacked hyperelite teams destroying the league and making the regular season look like an irrelevant warmup. football is better this way.
Do blacks cross the street slowly as a form of nonviolent resistance? They can run 100m in 10 seconds but it takes them a half minute to cross the street? Why do they do it?
>>158110428>North > West >>>> East > SouthI am okay with this
>>158110458Some blahpipo really do be walking slow as hell for no reason
>>158110458they run when going towards the store, they walk slowly when returning from it because of all the shit in their pockets they stole
Alex Analzone
>>158110458Come to think of it I've never seen a minority do that half hearted jog with a little wave at the driver when they cross the street. It's always white people. Football.
>>158110458>johnarian
>>158110345I swear, this whole year has given me "2012" vibes. Like Trump knows some apocalyptic disaster is gonna hit the continent and there's no way to stop it, so he's just doing whatever the fuck. That's how he is anyway, but I digress.
>>158110428>AFCS 4-10>Jags 3-1>have yet to play a divisional gameWhat is the earliest week a division has been won in the 17 game era?
Kiwi didn’t understand that the Eagles have begun a rebuild and needed me to explain it to him the other day lol It’s so embarrassing when foreign Ameriboos try to talk like they know anything
>>158110496i saw a cute asian girl do it today
>>158110252Memedoza is our first certified autist QB since Luck, will he be any good?
>>158110252
>>158110536You said you didn’t understand why they were trading Cam Jurgen when they were “only 2-2” and “still competitive enough to go 10-7” and I had to explain to you that that’s not good enough and that Howie was planning on a rebuild in 2028 and you went “W-well if you think that, then fine! Go ahead!” and I was like lmaaoooo this isn’t my opinion, it’s what Howie is doing and if you read carefully, you might learn something and then you had nothing to say because you lost and had embarrassed yourself enoughYou just need to remember that you’ll always be a little bit confused when it comes to the NFL, due to being a bandwagonning Ameriboo
I'm not reading all of that
^ Second consecutive L to me in as many days. Kek Kiwibitch
>writes a bunch of shit nobody readskek plonked
Kiwi sees AJ Brown and a pro bowl center get traded and goes “Huh??? But what about competing?? What is their endgame??” kek adorable
Every anon, tripfag, and thread personality that supports my team is a handsome rich stud that has sex with lots of beautiful women and is a certified ball knower, everyone else is my enemy and is proof that the stereotypes of everyone and everything I dislike (subject to change) are rooted in reality.
Eagles started 2-2 in 2024 when they won the Superbowl but you weren't watching ball back then so you don't remember ;(
Kiwi should preface every post by saying “New fan here” and always ending with “Americans, is this correct?”
>>158110571bodied that nasty little freak
>>158110570Heavy trvke. I'm just cooking up lamb chops rn a little reward for being such a based individual mmmhmmmmmm das rite chops for Kiwi and none for shit eyes
just letting everyone know that my vikies are about to go 5-0 :)
>>158110583That’s your torta girlfriend isn’t it
>>158110587I wanted to be a contrarian but yeah, not picking the Saints again any time soon
>>158110583I've never had lamb what's it taste like
>>158110624Gamier beef.
>>158110624Spicy torta, oddly
>>158110624It's hard to describe as a taste but i marinate my mine with Worcestershire sauce and put on some garlic and herb salt. I really like the texture mostly it's beautiful after grilling but yea taste wise i can't describe you'd have to try yourself
>>158110624Depends on the cut and what they've been fed. Just like with beef, grain-finished tastes more sweet and non-offensive.
Tom Brady has more playoff wins during his Bucs stint than the Cowboys since 1997.
>>158110677Yeah going to a plastic super team tends to do that
Kiwi sending Chiefies lamb chops in the mail as an apology for being wrong about us
>>158110685Why didn't the Cowboys just assemble a plastic super team over the last 30 years, then?
>>158110706Because that’s not how it works. Why couldn’t the Patriots? Why did Brady have to leave? Sometimes thne opportunity of a super team presents itself
>>158110677Still got retired by Dak Prescott and Mile McCarthy KEK
I'm sick with a cold
>>158110252Next step is being a republican podcaster
>>158110712>why couldn't the patriotsDo what, win a fuckload of superbowls? While Jerry Epstein wins none?
>>158110655>I don't know
>>158110718Here take this *room temperature cream of mushroom soup*
>>158110527All he had to do was sign or ask to get traded to the cowboys, and he could’ve gotten a ring for the next few years amd pair with the best qb!! Oh well! His loss! We dem boyz! How bout them cowboys! It’s our year!!
>>158110716Hang the banner
>>158110745Did someone give you a Pepsi?
>>158110706They have consistently been one of the best, if not the #1 team in passing yards by assembling various star players. It's just not how you win Owls in modern football.
>>158110755Bot post
>>158110734The only thing i know is it's fucking immensely tasty. Got a bit of salad and sweet potato mash with it fucking churrrrrr time to feast
>>158110788Sweet potatoes are so gross
>>158110788Did you post this to your Facebook? Maybe they'd care.
>>158110807Na i didn't can i post it on your Grindr instead?
>vikings fans are shocked that the washed black pea brained midget who only knows how to play backyard heroball can’t play well under micromanager koc’s scheme
>>158110517The bills clinched theirs after week 13 two seasons ago, nobody else since 2021 has done it before week 15
>>158110718lmao
>>158110932My Chiefs will have the ‘West locked up within weeks
It's Chieves not Chiefs, learn english
>>158110718Here take this *braps in your face*
>>158111082As a survivor, NEVER eat taco bell before bed, and NEVER EVER EAT TACO BELL WHILE DRUNK/DRINKING
>>158111082how can anyone shit themselves in sleep, if i get that sensation i just wake up and blitz myself to the toilet
>>158111209good advice. I just got down cleaning. I had to delete that post that was embarrassing
What do they do?
>>158111243idk score a TOUCHDOWN maybe ? dum ass
I can already tell the Bengals are going to lose to the Dolphins. Definitely something the Bungles would do.
>>158110281lol
>>158110624>I've never had lambthere's a strange fishiness to it, but in a good way. that's why it pairs well with anchovies
everyone is just holding their breath to see how bad this hurricane in the gulf of AMERICA is going to be....That unmerciful beat down Atlanta gave New Orleans last Monday on Katrina anniversary whipped up something really nasty in the gulfI blame Penis jr
This just in: trump has sent Bo Nix to Iran to overthrow the terrorists
>>158111473Oh so Iran won that's just great
>>158111489And now they're foolishly overconfident and about to lose badly
>>158111505not before they take out LgAy and SD
>>158111523there's nothing in SD worth hitting, meanwhile the bloods and crips have more firepower than Iran, you ever been robbed by a crip with a ICBM? I have
I still don't understand why Todd Bowel Movement didn't just kick the field goal and go up by 17 in the mid 4th quarter. Cowboys should've been drawing dead not driving down only 8 points at the end
that game must have sucked something awful for this thread to be as dead as it is right now
>>158111566>black HCs
Cuck Boys lmaoIve been legit going for them out of sympathy and they still lose
>>158111648hello game. i've got something awful for you right here.
>>158110252Faces often look puffy for a couple of months after surgery. That is why there are always pictures like this of celebs. She’s probably not bogged.
How bout them Boys?
How bout dem cowboys?
>>158110718get some wonton soup
>>158111970>his full name ia Rayne Dakota
Is he asking for a do over?
>>158110373Daniels won 1 game, Baker lost like 8 in a row
>>158111648we're mourning kay adams you creep
>>158111998The refs were paid off and dropped the ballJerruh's gonna need a sacrificial lamb
>>158111998looks like they should hire that "writer" to play DB
>>158111998IT WAS HER TURN
J. Daniels nation we are so back
Rams are going to bootyblast the Bills, aren't they?
>>158110406Gf telling you she wants an open relationship is better than her just cheating on you secretly behind your back without giving you a heads up you should be doing the same, which is what happened to me at least 3 times now. I don't know any girl that has wanted to try an open relationship thing but I had a bro do that. His gf was his hs sweetheart and after a few years in college he told her he wanted a break to explore what else is out there. She's a sweet girl, waited for him patiently while he wasn't even able to find another date and went back to her like this:>and fail to get anyone as proof that he needs her and is supposed to be extra subservient to her from then on.They got married, had two kids, he became a college professor then he left her so he could get with a young girl he meet from the college. His wife has been sweet about it this whole time, she found a new husband but they are all still friends. When I hang out with them it is odd as their two kids have dad with a new chick and mom with a new guy all right there going out with them to the festival or whatever but they all seem fine with it
>>158112152Anyway, go Cowboys!
>>158111970well that former stadium worker is not wrongProbably get a lot of sports talk show invites
>>158112055>that "writer"Starting with South Carolina's 1740 Negro Act and expanding through 1834, seven Southern states (including Virginia, Georgia, Louisiana, and Mississippi) passed strict anti-literacy laws making it a crime to teach enslaved or free Black people to read or write.Underground Learning: Despite the severe physical punishments and bans, many African Americans learned in secret "midnight schools,"
>>158112248sounds like hogwash to me
>>158110317who was the employee that pissed him off? i dont think it was the cop in the cowboy hat. i think the employee actually took off and the security guy couldnt find him kek>dak cant even get the guy fired because he read the crowd about as well as the bucs D
>>158112243>is not wrongWe'll find out as the season unfold. But one thing is obvious: Bucs are better than the stadium workers little peanut brain could ever comprehend
Remember when TV heads were saying things like >Justin Herbert is too smart and reads defenses too well
Time to watch my QB run for his life throwing to "Hollywood Brown", "Johnny Mundt" and "Will Shipley" in the 2nd quarter, only for the scheming and playcalling in quarters 1, 3, and 4 to be so mind bafflingly retarded you'd think Hue Jackson was calling them.
>>158110317Its TX state law to be pissed at the cowboys for losing. Dak needs to grow up
>>158112299I don't remember that. AI apparently doesn't either, and AI got surprisingly sassy:Ah, yes—the classic 2020 pre-draft overanalysis.That was one of the most hilariously backward draft narratives in recent memory. Leading up to the NFL Draft, several prominent draft pundits and TV talking heads actually tried to spin Justin Herbert’s biology degree and 4.01 GPA from the University of Oregon as a football negative.The bizarre argument from the skeptics was that he was "too smart," implying that he would overthink plays, over-analyze defenses instead of playing instinctively, or fail to connect with teammates because he was too quiet and academic.Needless to say, that take aged terribly. As soon as he stepped onto the field for the Chargers, his high football IQ combined with an elite arm and prototypical size made him an immediate star, completely shutting down the idea that being "too smart" was a flaw.Are there any other notoriously bad pre-draft quarterback evaluations or scouting reports you like to laugh about?
>Bills scapegoat their defensive HC after the QB throws a season ending pick>their defense just becomes total dogshit with no other changes elsewhereGuys, I don't think the Bills will make the Super Bowl
>>158112338>Guys, I don't think the Bills will make the Super BowlNo shit. They aren't a top8 team, they will be lucky to make the divisional
The Bills are basically the Cowboys or the Lions.
>>158112392The only difference is that their offensive strategy is QB heroball
Reminder that the cowgirls lost to an undrafted rookie QB from fucking Kansas last night
>>158112424That's the Cowboys who have no run support. They are bottom 5 in the NFL in rushing, bottom 2 in NFC along with Packers (two worst in AFC are Texans and Bengals)Bills and Lions have RBs averaging 100+
>>158112308
>>158112430Top2 in 137 years of Jayhawk football history Other was 5-11 tall Todd Reesing who didn't get drafted in 2010 and never got a shot in the NFL
should the lions fire sheppard and replace him with chatgpt?
>>158110317>>158111970Wow Dak is a fucking BITCH huh?
My name is anon and I'm an alcoholic
>>158112303I’m calling for a big game out of Britain Covey.
>>158112515Rams better hope the Southern boy Ty Simpson does better than Jalon Daniels (age 24) because they were in the same draft class and Jalon Daniels went to high school 5 miles from SoFi stadium, half way between SoFi and Redondo Beach (known for its classic Southern California surf culture)Same high school Chargers' Pro Bowler Tuli Tuipulotu (24) went to before USC so he and Jalon were on the same high school team
>>158110516Or maybe the world will continue and you'll have to pay off your debts.
>>158112515Similar situation to Dak in the Miss State football annuals. But Will Rogers (25 now) came after Dak, then transferred to Washington where he led them to an upset over #10 ranked Michigan
Every other team in this divvy is shit. Unfortunately, we are also shit
TGIF thank goodness it's fag day
>losing to the 0-4 buccs>at home Cowboys moment
i guess AI isn't so bad
>>158112868they're 1-4 idiot
Dakota Rayne Prescott should legally change his name to Shitota Shit Shitscott
>>158112907Only 1 game behind in the NFC South
>>158112915the NFCS should not have any automatic playoff berth
>>158112913Is he part injun or something?
>>158112939if herbie locks in, we can still make it into the playoffs
cowboys fans losing their shit after a game fills me with joy
I don’t usually watch cowboys games but their TE is really really really bad. I don’t even blame him for the INTs those were shit passes by dak but when you get zero separation and block worse than RBs you need to atleast do something. Kinda like their CB getting burned all game and dropping the pick six. It’s ok to stink it up if you make some good plays but these clowns couldn’t even redeem themselves
>>158113000none of us are "losing outlr shit." we all knew our defense is ass and that schotty sucks. losing actually helps by getting us closer to clearing house
>>158113000Cowboys fans are buckbroken at this point in time. Itll take just 1 serious run and all those tom landry/jimmie johnson ancestral memories will come back and we'll be kings again. But for now we are focused on not getting our hopes up
>>158112801Youre the shit amongst shit. At least we are first place shit
>>158113000Me too, anon.
>>158112938Why would you not want the NFC South in the playoffs? No other division has as many hot young upcoming QBs and you always want to see that in the playoffs You mean the NFCENFCE is in shamblesDak with no defense Jalen with no onlineRG3Jameis WinstonNF
How many on Sunday, /sp/?
Jerry lost the Micah trade
>>158112424Josh Allen has a top 5 RB, a good oline, a headcoach who is a good offensive play caller, and one of the best defensive lines in the league. All of this and he still gets way less criticism than most other QBs and gets talked about like he's the savior of football. This man can have 4 retarded turnovers in a playoff game and people who go "Well, he doesn't have enough around him.", "Oh he's crying, he really WANTED to win.". These same people will eviscerate Jalen Hurts/Drake Maye after a few bad games or downplay Patrick Mahomes after a single down season. I've never seen a QB coddled so much in my life.
>>158113091The NFC South is going to be considered a good division in near future. All of those teams are on the come up.
>>158113000Why? Cowboys are too irrelevant to hate on
>>158113123Ever since Joe Brady took control of the offense, the running game has been potent but people still act like Josh Allen is the sole reason the Bills have a chance.
>>158110414
>>158113123The AI picked a good material for the Superman suit I like that a little better than the one he has in the recent movie
Which teams aren't gonna make it?
>>158112879we were all happy to see the pick, no one expected the war crime juke
>>158113174We need tactical lines and seams.
>>158113176Browns raiders pats Vikings
>>158113176>Vikings are the 1 seed
>>158113185So sillyI liked the movie overall but the costumes were eh. I give the Justice Gang a pass since they were supposed to be a little shitty but still
>>158113192Least convincing undefeated team ever>>158113186I think Raiders and Pats are gonna make it. I think Raiders are more likely than Broncos actually
I will fix the Cowboys give me a job Jerruh
>>158113123They always say Allen is the best to ever do it, but he’s just a worse Brett Favre
>>158113197Superman should have a suit made by his mom. The Justice gang should have the most corporate friendly attires possible. Basically the Justice gang should have worn the Jacksonville Jaguar uniforms
>>158113210Brett favre's peak was way better than Josh Allen.
>>158113224Nah yours was
>>158113224Yes, dumb nigga, that’s what I’m saying. Allen is just Favre with a lower ceiling
>>158113176my jetties can't even make a seven team "in the hunt" graphic :(
>>158113203Broncos, despite all their problems, are 2-2 against 4 of the best teams in the league. And starting next week, they’ll have one of if not the easiest schedule in the nfl
>>158113233You're the only 1-3 team in the AFC that's kinda cool
>let's leave our backup LT on an island every snap so he can get rapedDallas Turner is gonna have a field day
>>158113233its right there under the browns logo
>>158113176pats, browns, kangs
>>158113247you know what, you're right that is pretty cool!
>>158110252Take away women's rights. Also their access to botox
you think we'll get a kwabootier performance sunday or was that pretty much it for the week?
>>158113123You're probably a Jets fan. I love far away from you guys and of those QBs you named it would be:1) Jalen Hurts That's it. He's probably the most coddled QB in the history of football
>>158110345>go to photos hoot>pose for photosWe'd better call inspector Clouseau for this one
>>158113274And it's soooooo close to 3-1
> Falcons in prime time again
i'm having a date night tonight :)
>>158113321I mean they put on a good show last gameWho's to say it won't happen again
You guys ever think about joining a 37u team?
>>158110516The Mayan doomsday prophecy was true, but it didn't end the world, but more shifted the worlds timeline into pure chaos and dystopia. Look at everything that happened after that 2012 day and it just keeps spiraling.
How was last night's game? I wasn't able to watch it
>>158113321They’re a good team
>>158113290Doubt it
>>158113176>Jags vs Pats in the ploffsShould just give the Jags a bye
>>158113342Really ugly and kinda shit first halfSecond half the Bucs started dogwalking the cowboys and forced a couple of turnovers, and if not for an almost-pick-6 it wouldn't have even been close.
>>158113366Or if the black hc had kicked a field goal to go up 3 scores.
>>158113294Think if Josh Allen got to do:>3 years at Bama under Peak Saban era, he'd be as big as Tim Tebow at Florida Tua, Hurts, Bryce Young, Mac Jones and Jalen Milroe all got the opportunity to be the Bama QB Joe Namath & Madden's boy: Kenny Stabler ("The Snake") >1 year at Oklahoma under Lincoln Riley and their loaded offensive roster. Just like Kyler Murray, Baker Mayfield, Caleb WilliamsThen got drafted by the Eagles
>black coaches>black qbs
why is Dak FagCot always throwing attempts always around 40 with only around half completed
>>158113372>3 scores
Pahahahaha lookadisdude
>>158113385embarrassing
Which conference is more fun?
>>158113385'barrisin
>>158113229Allen is pre 96 elway with much less success
>>158113372Then they would've lost by 5 instead of 8.
The entire NFC is ass cheeks except the WestChange my mind
any games getting cancelled due to hurricane
>>158113410change your skin color instead, beaner
>>158113329choke on it homo
>>158113410The entire AFC is ass cheeks except the Chiefs, so
>>158113395Nobody cares about any of these teams. So the NFC barely edges out the AFC.
jaguars
>>158110277I'm beyond ready to move on from Baker and Turd Bowels since the start of last year with that "Baker is MVP" talk after barely winning 5 of 6 games. The hype for him is so overblown, and now he's had more injuries and is older. Not the recipe for success, and he isn't about to have some "resurgence" like Darnold because Baker is a bum and without a literal 99 rated receiver is worse than average. His stats the last two years show this. Jayden Daniels' little brother is not the answer either, but the way he played compared to what Baker has put up this year, keep playing the kid, try and deal Baker while there are still people who think he is going to be worth $55 million/year for the next three years, and hope to God Licht gets fired too and any picks that come back are put to good use.Todd Bowles is just a fucking retard who shouldn't even be allowed to sell peanuts in the stands. >t. Tampa fan who had Dallas covering last night
>>158113438Obviously mike evans made that faggot better than he really is. Now Purdy is in mvp conversation because he actually has a receiver now
When history looks back, how will Dak be viewed compared to Tony Romo?
>>158113438lolGayfield ran off with the bag haha
>>158113453>a-at least Dak isn't a piece of shit that drinks and drives!!!>dalass sŏi boys
>>158113432Hummina hummina is that a porn star wearing a football shirt? Where do I get me a performative walking product like that?
>>158110414I am shocked, SHOCKED, this guy let a black man name Bucky ram it right down his throat for 3 hours straight.
Raiders being in Las Vegas makes absolutely no sense. They're pirates in the middle of the desert? In a state that is 85% federal property?
RIP Ditka
>>158113496They're closer to LA and Mexico now
RIP Mike Ditka. Bears by a million on Sunday.
how does dik asscock every recover from this?
Now that the bucs upset the cowboys.Any other big upsets this weekend?
>>158110317the amount of unironic manchildren I've seen defending the employee is frankly insane
>>158113521>>158113508F, from a raiders fan
>>158113521Thought he was already dead desu
Bears confirmed SB champions. This is a Katrina moment.
coach primate
>>158113570and there it is
>>158113550I'm sure a lot of people did. He hasn't really made many appearances in the last decade.
Da Coach is dead. Inshallah the Packers will join him on Sunday.
The swelling has definitely gone down a tiny bit since yesterday
>>158113580I’ll always remember when he ripped a massive fart next to Chris Carter and Chris Berman.
>>158113521Fuck man...F
>>158113521Sad he became a meme thanks to (((SNL))), he was one of the best tight ends ever and had a HOF worthy career before he became a coach and won a super bowl.
>>158113525Eagles win by 21
My parents met working together at Ditka's restraunt in Chicago. RIP.
>>158113599That would be very on brand for the Sirianni era Eagles. Even the year they won the SB they started slow, and I think they lost to the Browns, people were calling for Nick’s job, and then they went on a tear. Obviously, that team had way more talent than this one, but they do tend to win when their press is the most negative.
thought da coach had died already but that was butkus
Ditka gave his life for Da Bears. They’re winning it all confirmed
Mike Who? This is my GOAT.
>>158113521RIP, one of the most important figures in the history of the sport
best moments from da coach?for me, it was trading the entire saints draft for this stoner
>>158113453He'll be considered better, neither will be considered as good as Staubach or Aikman.>>158113431Remove the Rams from the NFC and the Jets from the AFC. Nobody gives a fuck about either team.
>>158113617I was joking, this game will have them firing Sirianni before next week.
>>158113521The Bears absolutely have to win on Sunday against the Packers.
>>158113570On your real account next time, coward
fhe was also right about this game
>>158113647Why wouldn't they honestly. Packers suck major ass
Mike Ditker (racist tight end for the burrs) died
>Mike DitkaFuck him.
>>158113666Another of our best racists dead. We have to have at least 2 racist babies to replace him, ideally more.
>>158113660its a divisional game so itll be something close and gay like 17-14
Top16 active QBs in the HOF discussion, unless you want one of the QBs greyed out as your starting QB right now
As a kid I could never get over this name. Just totally in awe.
>>158113667Reminder they put this zesty nigga in a dress for the SI cover
>>158113683>retard thinks total yards are the best metric and as such refers to a list that has cousins ranked higher than mahomes for HOF considerations
Mike Deadka.
>>158113693Dick Butkus tried to fuck my mother when she was 18 years old
>>158113683Getting in:>Stafford>Mahomes>Josh Allen>LamarOn track to get in:>Joe Burrow>Brock PurdyNeeds more achievements before we start speculating:>Jordan Love>Jared Goff>Dak Prescott>Justin Herbert>Baker Mayfield>Trevor LawrenceNot even on the radar:>Bryce Young>CJ Stroud
>>158113719>Brock Purdyhe just needs a ring and he gets in
Kids today don’t know who Mike Dicka and Dick Buttkiss are. I don’t anticipate a sticky
Great now we get to hear how the bears were inspired to beat the packers this weekend over and over and over again
>>158113722He needs a ring and to continue producing until the early 2030s. He's going to go down as the 3rd best 49ers QB after Joe Montana and Steve Young.
>>158113714You could’ve been his child
*dude… what if I try le catching the ball as a tight end instead of just blocking*>HOLY SHIT WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY *wins one superb owl as a HC*>OH MY GOD THE GOAT!
>>158113719Allen is not getting in without a ring
>>158113683Caleb isn't on here because he already got inducted.
>>158113742There was once a time when the forward pass was revolutionary. Learn the history of the game zoomer
>>158113748If Dan Fouts and Warren Moon can get in, then so can Josh Allen. He just needs to keep producing into his mid 30s. He already has an MVP.
a dark daybears win by 50 against green gay this week
>>158113762Warren moon got in because they wanted a black qb in badly.Josh Allen needs to get a ring to guarantee his HOF.
>>158113763AI video in a decade is going to be insane.
>>158113762>Dan Fouts and Warren Moon Remind me what decades they played in? They got in for revolutionizing the QB position. Allen hasn’t done that
>>158113748If Josh Allen went to the Seahawks with a couple draft picks of damage and we magically get a healthy random running back on waivers, even if we have to get him from Blacked.com he would win a Super Bowl this year. FACT
>>158110252up & boggedem
I hope Eli gets in so Plunkett can get in
>>158113778DELETE THIS
>Marv Levy is literally 101 years old>buffalel still pissing away chances to let him see an owl win before he dies
>>158110252Aging attractive woman goes to med spa, gets pumped with massive shot of many fillers and botox, doesn't feel old anymore and changes - PLASTIC BIMBO. Many such cases!
>>158113719you can probably add Maye to the list as well, dude came in 2nd in MVP voting his 2nd year in the NFL at only 23 years old. He's still one of the youngest QBs in the NFL and yeah he had a shit start to this year but he's probably in the >Needs more achievements before we start speculating:tier for now, with the potential to move into On Track soon
>>158113815If she was married and taking care of children instead of posting thirst traps online and seeking attention from gigachad footbal players she wouldn’t be in this predictament.
>>158113719>>158113817>Allen>Lamar>MayeAllen will have to wait a decade, Lameme will wait way longer and Maye is out of the league in 6 years
>>158113812plot twist: he can’t die until they win
>>158113768Allen is going to retire like 5th in rushing TDs lol
>>158113432Fact: She sold her underwear at NYCC yesterday.
>>158113780I feel like he will eventually leave the bills and move closer to California once the opportunity is open. It’ll be a sad day when that time comes, but it is understandable because the Bills just can’t get over that hump.
My farts smell like rotten eggs and honestly I kind of like the smell Anyways, go football team
>>158113842>rushing TDs
I'll never understand the boggenings, how do they KEEP doing it when there is not a single recorded instance in history where someone came out looking better?The South Koreans are the closest but that's an entirely different procedure, and because the base material they're working with is a 2/10 so the cookie cutter 5/10 plastic doll result is technically an improvement
>>158113866>I don’t have a real response>but my feelies are bothered>here’s a memeSad
>>158113869We need more women in positions of power.
>>158113660have you literally never watched football before?
>>158113863Josh is the hump lmao
God it’d be so embarrassing if the Bears lost
every game on Sunday will have a moment of silence
imagine being dead lolcouldnt be me
>>158113939
>>158113875
>>158113432>Forced to go to a Jags game because the boss ordered you so.
da coach
my chargies are dying for a loss this sunday
>be home underdogs against a backup QB>now their beloved coach who hated your guts passes awayThe Packers are fucked.
>>158113852Textbook gookface right here
I thought he was already ded tbdesu. I guess him not really appearing much in the media for the last decade will do that
makes you wanna shed da tears :(
>>158114001he got better until he took a turn for the worse. many such cases.
thread is so dead because OP put up some retarded ass op image no one gives a shit about fucking dum ass
>>158113395NFC has always had more soul. Same for the NL in MLB.
>>158113832Allen and Lamar are going to be 1st ballot
>>158114068they are the same person basically
are bears starting Tyler or Case this week?
Panthers / lions grudge match in the playoffs you heard it here first.
SOON
>Ditka passedHow is Moot feeling?
>>158114091Bagent was named starter by Ben a few days ago
>Ditka deadF to the last good Bear, Gayleb and John Benson are not worthy.
>>158114068Not without an owl they aren't
Should I move to a big mid west city I can't drive anymore
>>158113634Based Buddy enjoyer
>>158114105Moot has been dead a decade now...
>>158114115You should move in with the Robinsons.
>>158114076/nfl/ still has no response to this.
>>158114147playoff h2h
Does nfl like rain games ?• Atlanta Falcons vs. Carolina Panthers (Charlotte, NC) — High risk of heavy rain and wind gusts given proximity to the storm's initial inland track.• Washington Commanders vs. Cleveland Browns (Landover, MD) — Tracking potential heavy rain showers by Sunday afternoon.• New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins (Foxborough, MA) — Remnant rain is expected to push into the Northeast by late Sunday.• Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Indianapolis Colts (Jacksonville, FL) — Outer bands could cause slick field conditions, though the core of the storm is tracking further west.
iggies are still dicking around in philly and aren't leaving until late tonight
>>158114114Yes they are
>>158114164Not as a first round ballot
>>158114160I like when basically any weather affects a football game except for lightning because that just delays the game
Jerry... You know you want to make the call
>>158114153so joshie is confirmed the anti-mahomes
>>158114160isaiaiaias
The memory of Ditka will carry both the Bears and the White Sox to victory this weekend
>>158113724>Mike DitkaThe Pride of Pittsburgh in the 50s (born & raised there and was star for Pitt)Young star TE for Bears in early 60sBut I never knew his only TD in the playoffs came from Roger "Captain America" Staubach. Ditka spent the 70s under the legendary Tom Landry 1960–1988 - Landry HC in DAL 1969-1981 - Ditka was under Landry - first 4 yrs as player, last 9 yrs as a coach), then Bears made him their HC and Ditka capped off his career in immorality before going to the Saints and trading their entire draft away to move up for Ricky Williams lol
There are a group of girls hanging out in the break room so now I’m scared to go heat up my lunch and I’m so hungry. I wish I worked from homeAnyway, the Giants-Commanders game is about to be a rainy slopfest. They’re calling for 2 inches of rain on Sunday
>Ditka>sausage>Ditka>sausage>Ditka>sausage
More like 2 inches of this bussy
>>158114129Where did you find this picture of my pepperoni vendor?
Why are people still ranking the Rams so highly, they don't look good and Stafford is washed. On defense Aaron Donald is JAG tier now and Garrett is coming off of a surgery
are bussy posters the biggest faggots in this general
>>158114218They asked Jameis about it at the presser, he started off into the corner of the room, then said:https://x.com/SNYGiants/status/2107920455076127054
Bills Rams is a battle of "IT'S MY FUCKING TURN!!!!"
>>158114227That was so based I'm not surprised someone seethed. Top 5 bussy post of the year contender
>>158114282In their heart of hearts they know the Rams got hosed in Denver
>>158114318Commies are sweating the return of "Elbowman" Daniels in less than pristine conditionshttps://x.com/team980/status/2107896813034278922
>>158114160Weather games are peak football.
>>158114356>KevinWho?
My Chargies!
>>158114360Someday they'll get Herbert more help, bro.
>>158114282They got sold on "superteam" hype.>>158114334Good bait
They just showed Jerruh giving some post game comments last night on NFL Network. He's not looking so good.
>>158114370He's looked bad for 20 years anon.
>>158114368better flop
>>158113176I'd like to see a Jaguars vs Bears Super Bowl.
>>158114392Jags win, maybe highest scoring owl ever though. Would be fun.
Its absolutely insane how people can still root for a team that is clearly losing on purpose for whatever batshit crazy reason. Pretty sure jerry bet on the bucs to win or some crazy shit. How the fuck can cedee lamb have 9 yards, at home. LMAO
>>158114402Jags have a defense that would put Gayleb in a blender
>>158114413Yeah but Keenum would come in and put up some points on em. Honestly I'd be more worried with Caleb out than in.
monongai out sucksdoes it mean loveland or raymond gets more action sunday
>>158114408He was tired from the last game
>>158114413Also we'll get a preview of this on 12/6 this year. It'll be at Chicago. Assuming no big injuries that cripple one side, it'll be a fun preview.
>>158114160I hate any and all weather. Football should only be played in a dome.
>>158114408cee dee is wasted at dallas
>>1581144088-track Lamb is a bust feasting on garbage time stats just like Dak.
>>158114160What are these games supposed to be? I don't think any of these are happening this weekend anon, please consult a neurologist.
>>158114160Rain sucks, snow is kino.
>>158114282raiders and cowboys just lost so the usual suspects are rotating teams yet again
reminder that bearsfags are 90% cubsfags and they got humiliated
>>158114282Even old and banged up they look better than just about any NFC team outside of the West desu.
>>158114356>>158114358D.C. is a Top10 radio market, top4 on East Coast along with Philly, NY, Boston>L.A. and San Fran>Houston, Dallas, Atlanta >ChicagoHe's a Top 5 sports radio show in D.C.>Kevin Sheehan hosts The Kevin Sheehan Show on The Team 980 (WTEM) in Washington, D.C.https://www.resilientworker.net/kevin-sheehan-talking-his-way-to-the-top/
>>158114440>don't think any of these are happening this weekendEither you're retarded or my Ai is...which is it
>>158114471I sure hope you didn't pay money for whatever negrobrained machine spat that out
>>158114160panthers are on a bye retard
>>158114318just a chill guy
YEAHHERE WE BLOW
da bears :(
>ditka was a cubs fankek ditka had to watch his team lose in humiliating fashion while both the sewers and chokesox win
>>158114453no we're sox fans. we got humiliated but now my cubs fan coworker is going through his 2nd divorce and its funny.
Every sports mogs this one
>>158114408Lamby was dealing with minor injuries already but you could see him clearly trying to work through something whenever the cameras panned to him.Blame goes all the way around, including Mr Poopsock for being way too uptight under pressure. He really doesn't have to fire headshot lasers at full power that doink 30 ft into the air for the other team to catch.
>*humiliates the bears so much it kills their coach*
I'm having a 2 days with no football induced MELTIE!!!
RIP MIKE DITKADA BURRS FOREVER
>>158114523cope, sox fans are black and black people barely post on 4chan
>eagles have rebuilt their entire team and coaching staff twice and made it to the SB 3 times in Dak's careerkek
>>158114535college is on tomorrow thoughbeit
where do the cowboys go from here?
>>158114563Cancun
>>158114579with the Killer Shrimp?
Dak is the real "If Man" because Herbert has never had prime Zeke, Vinyl Reissue Lamb, George "Cotton" Pickens, or Micah Parsons on his team.
>>158114464Top10 radio marketsDC - black QB Philly - black QB NY - two black QBs>Boston Houston - black QBDallas - black QBAtlanta - black QBChicago - black QB>L.A. and San Fran
doesn't matter who even wins the superbowl because the whole leagues get paids no matter what
Reminder Dak Prescott is such an immature drama queen that he called off his wedding on the night of his Bachelor party because his wife asked him to not cheat on her when they get married. Someone this childish should not be the leader of men.
>>158114632>dook poopscoot>loses to bucs
>>158114609Also no one actually cares about that shit anymore. Seahawks won last year but no one acknowledges them or even respects them. Unless you are a dynasty no one gives a single fuck about flukey one off championships. Any team can get hot and win one.
I think fantasy football is gay
>>158114645>Any team can get hot and win one.Not the Cowboys lol
Kirk outplayed Mahomes if you ignore the fact that Mahomes lost his WR1 and WR2, had two backups on the OL, and didn't have a pass rush that could get to the opposing QB.
>>158114455They'd lose to the Panthers and Bears
>>158114645>Any team can get hot and win one.which team do you follow?
>>158114632I can relate to his anger because some women start poking at completely fucked up personal shit when they get a foot in the door, but yeah there are always more important matters than that
>>158114645>Seahawks won last year but no one acknowledges them or even respects themWhat the fuck?Seahawks are admittedly getting underrated, but they're solidly a top 10 team right now.
>no one acknowledges them or even respects them
>>158114661New England Patriots. A true Dynasty. Best franchise in the history of the Sport.
Xhehawks have zero star power outside of JSN, even their other very good playerse like Leonard Williams or Witherspoon don't really pop out the screen
>Aaron "Faggot Mongrel" Donald nowhere to be seenKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek how much did Ramilia pay for that old ahh diddy blud again??
>>158114703Don't care won the owl.
>>158114720No one cares lol
>>158114720and how many people you know said you are repeating?
>>1581134532-4 playoff record vs 2-5 playoff record, neither on won a divisional round game. it's the same guy.
>>158113453Dak isnt really a likeable dude like Tony was so Dak will be quickly forgotten.
>>158114723false>>158114730quite a few
>my vikies will soon be 5-0>mike ditka is dead
>>15811470620 milly plus tax and tip, so I'm told
are pack the big G masonic team?
>>158114771the homosexual team
Imagine a 15ft Mina Kimes video board watching you while you goon to her.
>hello Mr Sauce we've just traded two 1st round picks for you. do you think you'll be able to cover some Wide Receivers for us this week?>SHEEEEEEEEIT CUHH IM FINNA BOUTTA GET TURNT UP IN THIS BIH I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NO GAMES BLUD I'M STRAIGHT TRAPPIN YA HURR?>ahhhhh yes sure that's fine just let me know when you feel like covering someone we'll wait for you i guess.......
>>158114781I'd rather masturbate to a physically attractive woman not a 4/10
Now they have 3 QBs instead of 4
>>158114795They'll have two after trading Hurts
>>158114785he never said that.
>>158113734He might already be. The only other QBs to reach a SB are kaepernick and garoppolo, both of which he will pass in career starts this season if he stays healthy. He's on track to pass them in yards when he hits equal games, and already has more TDs. The only real argument is if you leave team accomplishments aside and compare him to Garcia. He has better yards per game, yards per attempt, completion rate, and touchdown rate than all three of them, but throws picks a little more often. The main argument for Garcia is that he once led the league in passing while the best individual award Purdy got was being in the MVP conversation that one time.
>>158114795Hmmmmm wonder if EDC will sign him. I have a feel Lamar's ankle ain't that bad but after Snoop Huntley all we have is that UDFA Fagnano. Would be funny seeing Dalton in a Ravens uniform
>>158114785was this said to Carlie, Steichen, or Ballard?
>>158114282They really fucked their future over trading away Verse
>>158114795MIAMIIAM I
how many points do the bear let green bay have
I still can't believe Justin Herbert pledged half his money to a live in hooker instead of trying to find a wife
>>158114750>and tipfrisco gave em the whole shaft
>>158114706Twenty (20) fully guaranteed millions PLUS ten (10) additional millions in incentives
>>158114835It's far more likely that her backers bought him for her.
>>158114835an autist doesn't stand a chance vs cunning enough "beautiful" woman
>>158114846He has five times as much money as her
>>158113852Used?
>>158113432>>158113852the superior mina
>>158114529maybe shit ass tight ends should catch the ball >losing to a guy named analzone
>>158114814Chris Ballard of course. I like to imagine he just takes constant daily Ls and has to sit in his office knowing he's never getting another GM job ever again
>>158113521Ben "ds over for" Johnson will be too busy crying like a sissy to come up with a game plan
>>158113521damn man, RIP to a fucking legend.t.lionsfag
>>158113521>never saw his team win another super bowl, had to watch the zesty buck choke in the playoffsTerrifying
>>158113778Allen is going to be the top of the career Rushing TD list, that's fairly revolutionary for a QB
>>158114946>Rushing TD>QB
I'm gonna go make a coffee you guys want anything?
>>158113660when the packers were retiring favre's number they were favored at home to beat the bears, the bears won anyways.
>>158113719Bryce Young is a Heisman Trophy winner that puts him leagues above the speculation level
>>158114960Yes, I want NFL football on Friday instead of gay college games.
>>158114946unwise to project for meme qbs. Cam was on track for a bunch of shit too then turned 30+foot injury+arm injury and was beyond washed overnight
>>158114974>>158114974>>158114974new in a few
>>158114968no it doesn't because that has nothing to do with pro football
>>158114968>muh college awards
>>158114973scam was a shit qb
>>158114990He was pretty good through 2015, but yes, he fell off pretty hard soon after.
>>158114990Allen is literally the same player but in a softer league and better situation
>>158114680The won the games but that super bowl was super lame, Pats had no business being there, 49ers were utterly depleted, Rams shat the bed.
>>158114990true
>>158114360Would be nice if Chargers upset the Chiefs, but probably won’t happen.
>>158114748>vikings getting good and shutting down big johnson and gayleb literally killed ditkabased, i fucking kneel vikeGODS
>>158114703That team is loadedDarnold & the WR trio are the stars on offense JSNRashid ShaheedCooper Kupp (who is born & raised Central WA so home state team)And they have the hot shot rookie RB Price out of NDOn D the stars areAll Pro/ 5x Pro Bowl DeMarcus Lawrence, All Pro/ 3x Pro Bowl Leonard Williams, Byron Murphy II on DL the two South Carolina boys MLB Ernest Jones All ProDB Nick EmmanworiOf those, Emmanwori is arguably the most exciting player in the game right now. He plays all over the defense from edge to run support to DBAlso recent #5 overall pick Devon Witherspoon at CBAll-Pro, 3x Pro Bowl
