Butters walks to the Dogs for compo after one of the dodgiest """unrelated""" trades ever seen.King walks to Hawthorn for compo after a series of dodgy trades made between the two.Blakey to North Melbourne if a price can be agreed.
>>158110782rugby league bros...
Perry's seething again, ladsEvery accusation is a confession when it comes to Cheatlong
crickets starting in a few mins
>>158110820dead sport, don't care
>>158110824thiscatching up on all the trade news is more exciting
>>158110830whats on your ticker m8
Twenty20 and paywalls killed cricket dead.
>>158110837her
T20 is the only cricket worth watching
might just stay here this summer, not go to /cric/
>>158110881slash crick slash is a rubbish genny anyway. alf offers far better discussion and entertainment
>>158110881thistheir micks are cringe
>>158110821Crisp and SOVL. No plastic Bunningsfags down Geelong way.
>>158110881I'm boycotting cricket for personal reasons
Couldn't fathom associating myself with a sport played predominantly by jamboys.
>>158110896youre a manchild
>>158110884lol. lmao even.
port have absolutely made out like fucking bandits from this
>>158110928holy shit what a dead sport, worse than a gws/gc match in canberra
>>158110928looks like a nice ground. might open jewgle maps later and measure it, see if it can fit a footy field
oriental neighbours have fired up the karaoke again
>>158110928about 20x more people around the world will watch this game on tv than the afl grandfinal
>>158110964dogsperg alert
>>158110971What will be the non-Indian international audience?
>>158110973give it up pez, you lost and dzhilong lost.
Can't find the criccy on the tele
>>158110976About 5
>>158110988Paywalled, innit.Really grown the game desu.
>codesperg now trying to pick a fight with australia's game
>im about to rant about MY tigs Anyone else think we are completely and totally fucked?I think there’s a fair bit of goodwill towards the Richmond football club due to the fact that they’ve been a dynasty football club within the last decade, despite the fact that they haven’t won a final in 6 years. As things sit now most people seem to think they are going through a rebuild phase after having won three premierships. I think the general vibe is that they are a well ran club with good list management and good recruiting. My question: are they really?Richmond won flags with a generational talent in Dustin Martin, a few genuine A graders and a few very good players, but the majority of the team was filled with role players who would be lucky to get a game at other sides, even bottom 8 ones. Their list really isn’t comparable to other dynasty teams like Brisbane, Hawthorn or Geelong who were filled with superstars from top to bottom. What really won Richmond 3 flags was Dustin Martin. You remove Dustin Martin from the equation and they probably don’t even win a final during that era, much less a grand final. I think because Dustin Martin won 3 flags for Richmond (the most recent being 6 years ago), people seem to think the club is exceptionally well ran and know what they doing. In reality, they lucked into one of the greatest players of all time and without him they’d be St Kilda tier. TLDR: Richmond don’t know what they are doing as a football club and all the goodwill they have is because of one man.
>>158111002A bit upsetting desu
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>158111008tbdesu i reckon they are in massive trouble. that huge draft haul from a couple years ago can't get on the park. if they all have another injury ruined year then you would think that most/all of them aren't going to make it and they'll have to start the rebuild overthe veterans are dropping away too so the kids will have to shoulder the load iggs style and look how well that's going for them.
Are you blokes looking forward to Brisbane, Sydney, Geelong and Hawthorn staying at the top of the ladder every year?
>>158111008>we
>>158111062Yeah, it would be lame if the top 8 was filled with minnows
>>158111062yeah luv me catters and i respect the other three. the only team i want back in contention is west coast desu.
>oh look it’s a fat cunt who says he has a “rugby build”
>>158111062Sydney are cooked. Had a super easy draw this year which made them look good.They're kinda like Curnow. Ski on the bad teams but disappear against the good.
>>158111121are you talking to me?
>>158111062>Brisbanesee who's coaching first>Sydneycooked/gatekeeper>Geelonggatekeeper>Hawthornshould be in pole position for a flag tiltjust want MY Fred to stay competitive too.
Essenshit, Richmond, West Coast and Port to be bottom four next year?
FIENDING for a nap
>>158111189MY iggs will finally escape the bottom 4. 13th place finish looms
we should have watch parties on for good historical afl games on the weekend
The apple didn’t fall far from the tree
>>158111189I reckon west coast could rise but I’m not sure who drops down, actually looking at it most of the bottom 8 teams next year should be pretty good. The good teams ain’t ‘great’ at the moment but there also aren’t that many really bad teams
>>158111189rekon GC could go close to 14th-15thdgaf about Pendelbury
>>158111223I’ve never watched old footy, not sure if it hold up desu
>>158111225
>>158111238so he also did nothing wrong and this is a case that should never have gone to court
>>158111221I wouldn't get your hopes up. The club is on its knees and the latest fuck ups recruiting baker, Graham and starcevich instead of paying huge overs for a player who will actually make a difference ensures cellar dwellers for a very long time.
wharfie time lol
>>158111270Classic comedy
>>158111260harley will be able drag them singlehandedly to wins at times.
>>158111270kek
>>158111270lek
>>158111238>>158111242Checks out. It certainly looked like he was being extorted in the earlier video.
>>158111221>>158111260Really fucked up not trading Reid for Miers + 14.
>>158110928probably 50 nogs with burning tires manning a roadblock. like in Perth
>>158111160hey m8, got the time?
>>158111281With one more established seagull who can kick they could easily be in the top half. Forward 50 delivery was shithouse all year. Duursma might be that guy eventually but not yet.
liquor storfie time
Finna miss Zak tbqhwy
>Port have the best midfield in the competition>Butters, JHF, Rozee. WOWEEE!>Does nothing>Dogs have the best midfield in the competition>Butters, Bontempelli, Richards. WOWEEE!Feel like I've seen this before.
No point to me being alive. Client at work served me today, told me I’m a fucking spastic, hurt me pretty bad desu. Just put me in the cold ground
I pour my red wine into a empty Pepsi Max can so mumma doesnt know I'm drinking alone on a Friday night again
drinking alone is great
>>158111372You need to move out cuntie
>>158111386i cant afford $500/week (not including bills) to do so
>>158111359Wish I had clients
>>158111350They made 3 prelims
>>158111388Do what you have to then mate, I’m sick of apologizing to people who don’t get blokes like me and you
>ahhhhh me leg!
>>158111359just keep putting the shovel in the hole tradie dog
is omarchy a meme or legit
>>158111411you two should get a place together. I'll give you a reference.
>>158111432is the hole the client, dumbfuck? he sounds more like one of you email sending npcs.
>>158111469check your tone when speaking to a NEET God like me, champ.
>>158111469>client yells at tradie for digging a shit holepretty easy to follow my low IQ friend
neighbours were just singing and clapping to "throw the jew down the well" based
see youse cunts later, i'm off to play this
>>158111511ok, you're the hole. got it, hole.
>>158111501God's not real just like your sex life.
whore fee time
*observes thread*
anyone of you who fucks off to /cric/ is a cazzie blowhard
>This could've been the Bulldogs' midfield if they didn't fumble it>Marcus Bontempelli>Zak Butters>Ed Richards>Bailey Smith>Josh DunkleyKinda insane desu.
>>158111741Smith is a shit who doesn't deserve a spot on any list, the most overrated player in the league
>>158111741
>>158111741>played dunkley out of position>played smith out of position>richards spends too much time forward>bontempelli spends too much time forwardis bevo a spastic?
>>158111745>t. bevoSince moving to the midfield he's won the Coaches' Player of the Year award and finished runner up in the Brownlow. No other player on the list has better credentials during that time period.
dogs are back to back to back premiers on paper i reckon
>>158111755>muh popularity contests!He's a lazy plodder who only bombs the easy ball into 50. A discount Dangerfield without the talent or work ethic
>>158111763Kane Cornes is always right.
>>158111765>Coaches' player of the year award>Popularity contestIt legit is the most fair award out there (except for McRae's Nick Daicos bias).
>>158111763bark to bark to bark
>>158111778Simply not true. It's popularity contest among coaches. Nothing objective or standardised beyond 'yeah nah ay'.
the dogs best midfield call is bought to you by the same poster as picrelits better to assess these things in hindsight
>>158111782Them awarding 5-4-3-2-1 to players on the ground is pretty objective and standardised.If you say certain coaches have biases towards certain playstyles, that evens out over the entire season as they play different teams.>>158111786>Randomly bringing Geelong into itThat's dogsperg.
hit my anniversary this week lads
>>158111517
>>158111803Literally BigBoomer.
>>158111802Not true. Certain players have certain reputations that come with increased focus or inflated evaluations. It is not objective or neutral - it's a popularity contest and meaningless and Smith is an overrated shitter hack
>>158111422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbHF4rJ2CI
>>158111809About the same time I got banned for calling skipper kelly a poofter
>>158111820yep i cant remember who it was but there was an ex coach a couple years ago in the media who said if his team lost he just wrote down whatever out of spite
Renshaw double cenno Carey shit anchor looms
imagine west coast win another flag before freo
more of a man-teen myself
>>158111786damn nigga all in
>>158111841They fucking deserve it. Club full of turncoats.
>>158111786>NaughtonVery lucky to not be in a wheelchair>Ugle-Haganlel>LobbA good defender now, but they're trying to ship him off>DarcyKnees weak>Jordan CroftLegit no idea who this is. Wikipedia has him as a footnote on a 'Matthew Croft's page.
>>158111841I imagine Iggs will go around town blasting Hell's Bells to celebrate.
>>158111695you should go to /cric/ and tell the caszzie blowins.
>>158111870Hindley st has never recovered
this club is dead :(
>perth bears ceo quits>before a game is even playedwew nrl
>>158111912kids under 14 free, is that for the attendees? essenonce really do love their supporters!
Samson Ryan was one of the very few AFL players from Toowoomba, shameto see him delisted
>>158111946He could have been the biggest spud to ever play the game. So bad even that Richmond have paid him out a year in advanced to delist him
>>158111912>kids cum free at bummers pride dayno matter how you spin it, its just wrong. is this a real post?
>>158111959kek
>The League's AFLW boss, Laura Kane, has flagged there will be more AFL/AFLW double-headers next year.>AFL double-headersCall her passionfingers: she fucks everything she touches
>>158111803literally made my account in october 2006 when i was 10 years old. haven't logged into that account for like 12 years though
thank you mr dj
AFLW IS ELITE
>>158112064Literally only had one good song.Old stuff better than new.
they just want to read books to children okay!!!!????
micknonce pretending to be outraged, imagine my shock
I'd rather be dead than outed as a faggot
>>158112087same
I am a angry, ugly, hateful man
>>158112109hey hey, i might be ugly and hate filled but, uh, what was the fourth thing you said
>>158112114sneed
How do I become a big successful businessman/lawyer/surgeon/director?
>>158112155It's an interesting discussion
>>158111975She’s a reverse Midas.
>>158112155Rich parents desu.All those jobs require you to work for study fulltime and then work for free for a few years.
>>158112109Based Ralph Horowitz
How do I become a big successful male pornstar if I don’t have a large penis?
>>158112216It's an interesting discussion
>>158112216gay porn always needs bottoms. go bane.
My favourite bit? when Brad Pitt mispronounces the italian word., and all the dogs laugh kwab (kek what a brad)
>>158112260mumza really likes this ad
>>158112252>That contractGoing to be an unmitigated disaster desu.
On a mongolian basket weaving forum where i spend most of my days, chillin relaxing maxxing all cool just posting some posties outside of the rules
>nog in the copper chopper taking photoskek
Would you blokes eat my ass for 100 bucks
I need money
i'm six fo'and a schizofifty cent know
>muh (insert foreign country) (insert obscure hobby) forum mick xd
Reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.
says who
>>158112347based me
>>158111975she has to go
>>158112362Six for how many runs?
I’m never masturbating again.
>>158112521crisp
>>158112530thanks.
>>158112521See you tomorrow
>>158111945Baby Bummers are back
>namepostingsuch a low effort gimmick you nonce freak
>>158112729t. Essenonce
>>158112838YESSIR
>>158112838yeah mate i'll have a couple more pork chops thanks
doing some rancid farts
>>158112838>Going to bed at 9:10pmOkay, gramps.
>>158111912this club sacked a man for being a Christian, they are cursed
What time is it, /alf/?
>>158112521I'm masturbating again any moment now.
>>158113507it's wankie time
>>158113507>tfw no mediocre flabby armed chink gf to reluctantly settle down with and have my heart not really be in it
>>158113507customers on their phones getting chargebacks and rebooking their flights home game hadnt finishd yet
>>158113581Make her white and you've got a deal.
I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>158113514meant for>>158113507
>>158111940that's a good thing for them. anthony de ceglie is a deadset fucken moron
>>158114026cringe
>look!!!! I was a bulldogs supporter as a kid!!! im totally not a turncoat mercenary who just went to the highest bidderPathetic
>>158115286Richmond offered more, OKAY?!Sure I told Geelong that I was heading to them which caused Bulldogs to find an extra $3,000,000, but it was always the Bullies.
>>158115286>>158115500what would you have done in his position? hard mode: not choosing to stay at home and shitpost on the dole
Are you guys excited to try the new Einhell tools from Bunnings?
>>158115677einhell is just german ozito rebranded
>audi is just vw rebranded
>>158115677are you?
>>158115645Depends what you're after.At the levels of offers he was getting there comes a point where the money doesn't really matter and you stop trying to bleed the club dry so they have more to go around for other teammates, assuming you want to win that is.He's literally making 2.5x what Ed Richards makes, so at some point that will breed resentment.
>>158115722false equivalency. regardless, I will be posting inmvites to the grand opening of my home-bar soon, so keep an eye on your inbox.
>>158115783It's an interesting question lololol xD
>>158115953its really not. I asked it, and i'm not interested in the answer at all.
>>1581159983: someone wokie the wrong side the bedsie
>>158116005thats not for you to decide.
my pooties are better off without butters
dogs v port at AO will be good kino
>>158115854>bar>housewhat more does a sahc need
>>158116040
>>158111912The bowls club next door would probably be very pissed about this.
Nick Daicos is easily worth 5 million a year
>>158116053why, do they hate gay chiildren or something?
>>158116057What would a person like Nick spend 5 million a year on
>>1581160575 million hugs and kisses!
>>158116062Yes all of them and something.
>>158116057THE LITTLE CHAMP
>>158116073fair enough. dont mind the idea of all these annoying gays going somewhere called the nec hangar though. might give them some ideas.
Nick the type of guy to invest it into low risk ventures with his Dad Peter managing the books.
>>158116033>50 Port fans turn up to see Butters shitstomp his old teamGuessing your a Crows fan?
I had a dream last night where the 2027 grand final will be between the Sydney Swans and the Adelaide Crows with Sydney winning by a single point.
>>158116095no? I just enjoy the feral antics of a port crowd going full tilt. why would only 50 port supporters go to one of their matches?
When is that AFL trade event/show on or has it already been on? It was on Kayo last time. I think I missed it. It was fun watching it last year.
>>158116095still drunk? those tarps wont fold themselves. chop chop.
>>158116107Keep dreaming buddy
>>158116111this weekendhttps://www.cpac.network/event/cpac-natcon-2026-1/register
Miso is making alligator noises in her sleep again
tradies and AFL players won't be replaced with AI anytime soon and I think that threatens some of you.
apex predator
wake me me up when a robot can do a full refurbishment or replacement of a pipe system on a property, until then only tradies and AFL players like Nick Daicos will have a real job.
im not waking you up just set an alarm you lazy fuck
>>158116234
>>158116234implying you don't just rip all the walls off to do it, its not some magic trick
>>158116326don't even know what I'm looking at
>>158116361crisp tradie
the most advanced humanoid robots today move around and do tasks like a 95 year old personI think my job and the job of an AFL player is safe for the next three to four decades.
Might get the misso to shave my back later today
Today:Saints vs PiesPort vs iggsCats vs GWSTigers vs CrowsSuns vs Dees
>>158116535Huh?
>>158116559The footy games on today
>>158116561Seasons over retard
AYO BLUD THINK IT BE JUNE
>>158116565AFLW is on
I have awoken.
many are saying i should watch this sport
port taking the absolute piss with the butters trade
who /horse/ here?gma ripping saturday
>>158116589the sleeper has awakened
>>158116739Did port get Geelongs consent this time?
geelong doesn't switch to an abo name during abo round because it already uses one
>>158116918fuck geel*ng lmao
still can't believe how badly port got fleeced over the butters deal
>>158115645real mode: you realising it'd be not worth it for a pro footy player to get on the dole
>>158111912NOT MY ESSINGTON
I think i have spent thousands on youtuber merch over the past decade and not a dime on AFL merch though.
>youtuber merchsuch as?
>dimefoy
would you know my name if i saw you in durban
anyone else still not out of bed yet
gaj was the first stat padding babby and we all fell for it
>>158117461>who was dane swan
>>158117461>>158117472>who was joel bowden
throw the jew down the well
>>158117573>Bowden was born at the Hospital to mother Judy and father Michael Bowden
*throws the baby out and keeps the bathwater*
>>158117573kick ins didnt count as a stat back thennick daicos changed this
nickos daicos
>>158114026based
>>158116578What did he just say?
>St Kilda has given Brisbane their 2027 first round pick for Sam Marshall + pick 41lol
>ross the toss destroying the club a second timeCrispola
>>158117728FLEECED
Must be a weak draft tbqhwy
still not out of bed, woke up two and a half hours ago. once I’m up, I’m gonna eat two whole pizzas for breakfast and then get drunk on cider and play video games
>>158117752sounds like a solid plan
>>158117752Holy crisp
done two swans this morning
>>158117752giwtwm
wtf they send you a bill for the ambulance in the mail
>>158117752bed video gaming is underated
>he lives in a state where ambulances cost money
>>158117748It obviously is with Tassie taking a big chunk of the spoils but if Saints have a down year they could still be handing Brisbane a top 10 pick and there’s always quality to be found in that range for a team that can identify talent. All it will take for that to happen is a long term injury to NWM.
>>158117867>top 10 pickcertainly not, tasmania have them all
>>158117857You can claim it on health insurance.
>he doesn't have a neet health care card
>>158117857what happened mate?
Are you blokes dumb or just retarded?
>>158117752Crisp 6000 calories per day consumer
>>158117879If St Kilda finish in the same spot next year Brisbane will get pick 15 before all the compo picks. If they’re bottom 5 it will be a top 10 pick plus a bunch of Tassie’s first round picks it has to trade so Brisbane will now probably be positioned to trade up by giving Tassie multiple first rounders in exchange for one of the high ones they have to trade.
Knowing Aints they will finish last on the ladder and give fourpeat Lions pick 2.
no one good ever gets drafted in the top 10 anyway
>>158117928drink rode and crashed my motorbike into a parked car, cops and ambos already there when I woke up, blew over .2 so totally fucked it and lost my licencetoday is my birthday and I'm spending it alone playing video games to try and distract myself from the urge to just fucking end my fucking retard life/blogsorry
>>158117971Untrue
>>158118000thanks for proving my point
>>158117971t. Essendon list manager
>>158118000don't like how he's looking at me with his tongue out like that
>>158117974>crashed my motorbike into a parked car
>>158117974were you alright?
rc had a motorbike accident once
>Annie Knight's father-in-law did not attend his son Henry Brayshaw's wedding last week, holidaying instead over 18,000 km awaykek
>>158118070JEEPERS
>NORF admin speak to their AFLW team over Blakey trade desires.Fucking unreal. Norf are not a serious club. Imagine having to turn down a trade because some useless foid decides to "make a stand"
>>158118092kekespecially when it pales in comparison what mature aflw players do to draftees
>>158118092for whatever they are trying to pay for him I hope the foid puts her foot down
>>158118092Uhh Catters? Did youse consult the AFLW team before bringing in that drugged up Sniffers???
>female ceo>female president >delegate football department decisions to the aflw teamwow that's crazy why north haven't had a successful season for a decade!
laura kane climbed the ranks at north melbourne and left them in a much better position than we she first started
crazy how st kilda is against academies but have just traded in an academy product player that wouldn't have existed without academies
pizza status: ordered
>>158118176bit early matethey're probably going to reheat last nights leftovers in the microwave and send that to you
>>158118176rajesh is currently making it with pooey unwashed handsand then ramjeet is going to deliver it with pooey unwashed hands
So that my country can be free
I'm inspired motorbikesperg and will too be getting drunk and ordering uber pajeets.
>>158118252for me it's uber pajeetas iykwim haha
>>158118184>>158118192everyone that works there is white and I’ve never gotten it delivered, I go and pick it up there. you guys sound non-white
>>158118266telling porkie pies now are we?
>>158116110>why would only 50 port supporters go to one of their matches?Because Port are shit now and will be for a while. The tarp era is back.
>>158118273>porky piesfuck off pom
foy
>>158117738Nick Blakey saving St Kilda (and himself) from Ross Lyon by turning down their 3 first rounder trade offer.
>>158118280someone's a little irritable because they got a bit of a hang over?
just joshing with you mate relax
>>158118284fop
>>158117761followed by a solid shit that he's probably doing now.in bed.
>>158117930no, I can speak. but i'm stupid as all fuck.
>>158117930I’ve been diagnosed with autism
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>158117974my mate rear ended a car at the lights at 7am driving his lil bro to school. car he rear'd was an unmarked cop car. absolutely fucking tried to nail him on all sorts of shit, but in the end magis chuked it out and said that accidents happen.
Got banned from the dabble chat
>>158118291so was I champ trying to get a rise out you
>>158118092>>158118115During the press conference announcing their sacking of Alastair Clarkson they brought up unprompted how he made a comment about how some AFLW players could squeeze in the lift with them since they're all safe as a reason for him being out of touch/fired.For that administration to then turn around and bring in a guy under criminal investigation for sexual assault is a very bad look.>>158118108Bailey Smith was a plan to turn the Geelong lesbian AFLW players (all of them) back straight and get back on the father(mother) / son bandwagon.It's working great and now all the Geelong AFLW players are addicted to the cock.
>>158118070>1km for each of her pre-marital partnerskek
>>158115645>>158115286honestly i like the way butters went about it, good for him. he'll do well at the dogs too.t. cattersman
>>158118315fuck cops
>>158118315That's why you always leave a half a car length even sitting at the lights, fuckin imbeciles in this country.
>>158118317Don’t ever fucking champ me cunt or you’ll cop it
>>158118315How do you rear end a car at the lights?
>>158118368not my fault saar why you you slsm on brakes? is cash ok to fix?
>>158118355all right tiger
>>158118368Judge the length of your car wrong and break too late.or in an automatic take your foot of the break for a second and the car will creep forward before you can break again if you aren't paying attention.
Brake checked a jeet driven bus the other day.
>>158118349I work in CTP insurance, 75% of accidents are rear Enders at lights
I just got rear ended iykwim
>>158118386How much of that 75% is due to the behind driver being on a mobile phone?
Indian hate is so fucking overdone at this point
>>158118396literally the opposite
>>158118396Just getting warmed up, Mandeep.
until the subcontinent is nuked, or at the the very least sealed off from the rest of the world, indian hate is entirely underdone
Weird how one of us has the biggest penis itt
>>158118415I'm used to it
>>1581183497am, monday mortning, on his P's (back when it was just P's not red or green), having finished workj at 1am working in a pub, not undder the influence, it was a momentary loss of concentration. RIP in pieces yellow daihastu 2door shitbox
I’m boycotting cricket for personal reasons
Don’t reckon they could have chosen a worse possible time for the aflw
pizza status: consumed
>>158118381from memorhy he over corrected after pointing someone/something to his brotheroutside as approaching the lights on botany rd, in alexandria (sydney) its a major road so heading north towards redfern probably not going more than 30-40kph. he had only been driving for a couple years
>>158118486what about second breakfus? elevensies? lunch? afternoon tea?
>>158112252Butters looking a little chubby at the moment. Looks like hes been eating good now he knows he's set for life financially. Be funny if he goes to shit now
>>158118494Was weird seeing him in the news stories about 'trying to get back before the season ends with Port' as he was plodding around a training track. Genuinely looked a bit tubby.That's what peak performance looks like.
