SERIE A MATCHDAY 6>Saturday, 10 October 202615:00 Genoa - Fiorentina18:00 Infami - Parma20:45 Napoli - Frosinone>Sunday, 11 October 202612:30 Como - Roma15:00 Lazio - Monza15:00 Lecce - Bologna18:00 Sassuolo - AC Milan20:45 Cagliari - Juventus>Monday, 12 October 202618:30 Atalanta - Venezia20:45 Torino - UdinesePrevious >>158041528Reminder to stay comfy, hydrated and SilvioBaldinipilled
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will anon subscribe to Dazn now?
Diletta ocean
>>158112171Malagò 2 is gonna be such a massive blockbuster that they're already writing the script for Malagò 3
nihao
Is Malagò the dictator of Italian football?
>FRIDAY, 9 OCTOBER 202620:30 AVELLINO VS SAMPDORIATHAT IS TODAY MOTHERFUCKERSLET'S FUCKING GO AND GOOD MORNING
more tales from new kosovo
>>158112664Ciao capo
good morning /seriea/>gotta take the car to the mechanic and also get winter tires next week>doggo has something going on with his eye and won't let me grab a swab>sleeping poorly and started gaining back weight I lost this summercalcio is back but at what cost
>>158078290The Joh𝗮n Cruijff Baby Fenomeno of the Month September? Giovanni’s pupil and future Jj rightback Givairo Read.
kwaboty
>>158112171why the fuck are they STILL playing this trash faggot
Lole, looks like were staying in the oncology ward a bit longer>>158112971What happened, didn’t she start some team of her own based on her goonability?
>>158112664>hi boss>WTF LE MAFIA!!?????????????retards
For me, it's Johan's smarter brother Dolan Cruijff
>>158112860adopo capo
Christopher Nolan Cruijff
All good, capo
>>158113042
Capobastoni
>>158112985got atropelated by the her former teammates
>>158112946
Why can’t we have a fighter jet sport like cars have F1
BREAKING: Vincenzo Montella has been sacked by the Turkish national team.He’s no longer the head coach.
>>158112267Dov'è Rocchi?
>PauloDybala's87.7ThroughBallPassingGradeisthehighestacrossEurope'stopfiveleaguesAmongplayersinhispositiongroupinSerieA,healsoranks1stinallofthe followingmetrics:184 Final Third Possessions120 Final Third Passes Completed79 Forward Passes60 Passes + Crosses into Dangerous Positions34 Box Possessions24 Positively Graded Passes20 Chances Created13 Through Balls Completed4 Assists
>>158078290>>158112946Allenator of the Month, Baby Fenomeno of the Month and Giocator of the Month? Dominant.
>>158113831With this characters death the thread of prophecy is severed.
Guys on a completely unrelated note, she (no not her, no not the other one or that one either) posted a bikini pic and on the next slide a pic with her bf (who I mog btw)
Really like the tomcat aesthetic with two wing configurations but the engine exhausts look kinda small
>>158114259That’s ok, I’ve spoken to multiple girlfriends of Bbilan fans and they all told me size doesn’t matter
Adela (Juventus fan)
I wouldn't go to Panama
>Malen: "Have I ever vomited during Gasperini's training sessions? It hasn't happened to me, but I can say that sometimes they are really bad. Does he throw chairs in the locker room? It happened after Parma. Amazing. He was so happy, he even threw a table."
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡━
Hungarian women are beautiful, but they’re not very good at football>>158114729Donyell’s been coached van Van Gaal, Gasperinus is going to have to be a lot crazier for Donyell to be anything more than nonplussed about it
Brando Moruzzi (future jj full back) assist
Marlon Brando Moruzzi Apocalypse Now edit’s
chadvellino entering beast mode
Ukr-ACK!
hope Panama it's ok
Yeah, it's beyond joever
N-ACK-TO
Serie A footballer most like to tune into the USA’s execution livestream?>>158115617I don’t want to fuel any conspiracies but the release of GTA 6 is very near. We can expect to see players get “injured” a whole lot
>>158115691>I don’t want to fuel any conspiracies but the release of GTA 6 is very near. We can expect to see players get “injured” a whole lotAlajbegovic ain't moving until he's obtainted the pla- uhm, he'll get an Achilles tendon injury against Cagliari and he'll be back in February ahah
>>158115624SotoaGODS
Sleep tight serieaccenture
>>158115847>one eye on the sea>the other on the titsextremely based
>Shuryjano CornecionNew Antillean namekino just dropped
Xavi SIMONS RESUMES HIS STUDIES !!! With a knee injury, the Tottenham player is taking advantage of his rehabilitation to join the Harvard Business School's "Crossover into Business" program. A one-semester online course designed for professional athletes to build their business knowledge alongside MBA students.
Germanos /x/ spells are protecting Bremer from the yearly injury curse but it is ricocheting into the other jJ players
mo im drunkmoving got destroeyd. maybe i stay here then
>>158117554I'm drunk too, hell of a week, I was selling a car and the deal fell apart. These things happen for a reason, I am convinced the next offer will be better.
>>158117969yeah. i also heard majority of people dont take apartments offered by the city.maybe in bad shape and shitty areas.
>ronaldo ruined juvent-ACK...>Higuain: €90m>Pjanic: €32m>Pjaca: €23m>Cuadrado: €20m>Douglas Costa: €40m >De Sciglio: €12m>Bernadeschi: €40m>Szczesny: €15m>Matuidi: €30.5m>Bentancur: €9.5m>Emre Can: free (€16m cost)>Joao Cancelo: €40.4m>Perin: €15m total>Bonucci: 35m
>>158119596Marotta had his faults in his last years in Turin.
>>158119596and how much did they get for Pjanic again
Why are Pjanic, Emre Cancro and Szcz in that list lolHell even Matuidi was a good deal
Amplifico mufa
>>158119942I did not imply all players in the list are bad
slept badly. not gud.pidsor and cola fro brakfest
Are you ready for Lewis' surprise?
>>158120732Before or after it makes another "aerial menace" post?
>>158120746Why is he so obsessed with Rex (me)
>>158120568Basato
It's insane that Garlasco is only talked about for the sake of the chronicle. Let's remember that it is also, and above all, the land of a necropolis that can be framed within the facies of the Golasecca Celts, useful for understanding the southern spread of the culture in question. And the toponym in -asco is a signal of Celtic-Ligurian origin.
>>158121603chiara deserved it no matter who did it and why
>>158121603Garlasco is a scary ass city: dozens of suicides despite having only a few thousand inhabitants, black masses at a hidden sanctuary, priests having sex with romanians, a guy who committed suicide by slitting his throat in an alley. The place is cursed.
Now hear me out, had Max Verstappen not existed, this would've been an incredible Lewis surprise
>>158119596The problem was the salary, around 50M per season, and he left and sued Jj and the court gave him 10M.That's why the current shitfest with Portugal's NT is so sweet.
It's Neonkayver
>GENOA (4-4-1-1): Bijlow; Ehzibue, Otoa, Ostigard, Vasquez; Ellertsson, Frendrup, Traoré, El Shaarawy; Messias; Osmajic. Allenatore: De Rossi>FIORENTINA (4-3-3): De Gea; Jimenez, Dragusin, Ranieri, Valdepenas; Ndour, Oulai, Fagioli; Mastantuono, Beto, Gnonto. Allenatore: Vanoli
Dragusin - Ranieri must be the worst pair of cbs in the whole serie ass
Riccardo Calafiori has scored 3 goals this season, two for Arsenal and one for Italy... plus two assists.
>fiocretina
>vanoli still starting the cooper thief
>>158123621Only players in italian clubs should be called to the NT, crash everything with no survivors, hard reset and rebuild everything from zero.Also set a minimum of italian players on the pitch for every league game while we are at it.
>hire modesto>immediately win relegation competitors
Fiocretinaaaaaaaa
>>158123816>set a minimum of italian players on the pitch for every league game while we are at it.Nooooooooooo you can't do that, you would hurt the feelings of great foreign champions like mamadou babadou and obongo bango
xInter at high levels as always
Kayode solves it
Thank the heavens the international break is finally over this one was brutal what was it 3 weeks?
>waited three weeks just to see Svilar die
italian clubs have to start 3 italian players and one of them under 23
‼SPALLETTI IDENTIFIES JUVENTUS’ BIGGEST PROBLEMS — MORE GOALS NEEDEDLuciano Spalletti has identified the main weaknesses preventing Juventus from consistently competing with the teams at the top of Serie A: too few shots on target, a lack of attacking efficiency and insufficient contributions from the strikers.During the international break, the Juventus manager delivered a clear message to his players: the team must create more chances, attack with greater intensity and become more clinical in front of goal.After five Serie A matches, Juventus are among the teams sitting sixth in the standings, three points behind the leading positions and two behind fourth-placed Cagliari. JUVENTUS’ SERIE A STATISTICS AFTER FIVE MATCHES:▫ 8th — Goals scored▪ 6th — Shots on target▫ 6th — Possession▪ 4th — Successful dribbles▫ 4th — Goals conceded▪ 15th — Aerial duels won▫ 18th — Tackles wonJuventus are averaging 5.8 shots on target per match, a figure Spalletti believes is insufficient for a team with ambitions of competing at the highest level.The coach wants a more aggressive and decisive Juventus side, capable of converting possession into meaningful attacking opportunities and receiving greater contributions from its centre-forwards.Sunday’s trip to Cagliari will be the first major test of Spalletti’s demands, as Juventus enter a particularly demanding run of fixtures.
That’s a lot of words to say jJ needs to score more goals
>>158124340Fr? My fanta...
>>158125012>rich bull is a MAGA fankek poorfags/libs aka palestinentus fan btfo
Cyberleekbros, the build will leak at 30m market cap!
2nd and 3rd but that's okay, Lewis is still going to surprise us tomorrow just you watch
didn't even watch, just wanted to say fuck La Viola
>"No truce. Juve is condemned to win!" said Spalletti during his press conference ahead of Cagliari vs Juventus What did he mean by this?
>>158125012Thought Forza Meloni
>>158125747richfags support Vannacci, poorfags Meloni and Schlein
>>158125722he's going to punish the players by not allowing them to listen to trucebaldazzi if they lose
>>158119596>1st season at JuveJuventus' 4 year streak of winning the league + cup double comes to an endKnocked out of the UCL by Ajax>2nd season at JuveFor the first time in 8 years Juventus finished the season with just a single trophyKnocked out of the UCL by Lyon who was 7th placed in Ligue 1>3rd season at JuveJuventus' 9 year run of winning the league ends in 4th placeKnocked out of the UCL by FC Porto
Update is coming next week #GT7https://x.com/Kaz_Yamauchi/status/2108909965629124718/photo/1Another Gran Autismo Vision car, im thinking, then...a 2CV? And an Mk3 GTI, and also a newer Ford Transit, im really bad at this so i cant say what the other 2 shapes are.
>>158125862Thank you Kaz
Negative aura
>>158125862Some meme asian market-only van sadly, I don't think we're getting any of the ford supervans
>>158125905Who is this clown supposed to be? I bet he's related to a zoo-tier club or so
>>158125647
>>1581259242 retards fighting
>>158125917Right, why isn't he wearing a Free Palestine hat? I'm going to seethe about this at the factory on Monday!
>>158125862>>158125912hong kong phooey car when?
Who is the Biddy Blas of calcio I wonder..?
>>158125853messi bitches are the negrus of the football genders
>>158125905he has aura
>no lautoro Rip fanta, these games are the only thing lautardo is good for
Bingo BongoAncora Wilfried GnontoPiccolo Negro Stronzo
cam on inter
>>158126069>messi out of nowheremental illness
In 40 minutes, the earth will shake. The international break is OVER. The wait is done. The Eredivisie returns, and it brings a war with it.Feyenoord vs. AZ.Second place meets first in the clash of the season. And here’s the twist that stunned a nation: it isn’t Feyenoord on top. It isn’t Ajax. It isn’t PSV. The giants have been toppled, and AZ stands alone atop the mountain after seven relentless rounds.Every other club in the Eredivisie has tasted defeat. Only two have survived untouched. Two unbeaten sides, one legendary showdown, and everything on the line.Legends will be forged. Hearts will race. Grown men will weep. You can be there and say you saw it, or you can spend the rest of your life wondering what you missed.
suciiii
>>158126391your understanding of football is on a par with a pine cone that's just fallen. this sport, as has been filtered through the lens of the sugar multinationals, has gone downhill to pander to gullible soibeards like you, the redditards who take things at face value.you've never watched football, it's football that's reached out to you.
Holy fuck this thread is dead, nobody cares about serie assaAlso inter wins the league this matchday because roma won't win against como, warra campionato combattutissimo
Carlos Cuesta was right.
>>158126551I've wasted my Saturdays in a myriad of ways, but wasting it to watch a bunch of infami play isn't one of them
>>158126592DNA is right? You're telling me for the first time
>>158126619Did you play monster hunter?
>parma
Lontani solves it
tikuuus
Now THIS is how a good team scores goals
>>158126551Sorry I'm just too busy replaying the kino known as Mission 20 in AC8
>Gilardino why did Parma try to make sure they get relegated?
Parma's defenders are more eager to spread their legs than a Ukrainian prostitute at a Swiss dayrave
>>158126551Maybe posting off topic stuff like ps store updates or about leagues where literal who mexicans can become legends DOES has an effect on this general
>>158126906That's what the report button is for, you faggot
fug wokeup from a nap3-0 already
>naming the mexican menacewtf based twinkazzo
>>158126551Zitto coglione>>158126906This general is a social club as much as it’s about Mr TIM’s Premier Division. It’s a proxy for being a Nonno at a sports bar.
>>158126906Suprise status?
>>158126906Still waiting for you to fulfill your promise of posting the “Rules of the General” tbqh, how can you expect anyone to abide by them when your inner stasi officer refuses to lay them out?
new /sp/ insta classic just dropped >>158127040
>>158127041>IT'S JUST LIKE MUH EPIC FELLINI (overrated poorfag btw) MOVIES WHICH ARE LE DEEP BECAUSE......... IDK THEY ARE SET IN SHITHOLES OR SOMETHING
>>158127041It’s literally a Discord-tier circlejerk. The moment you can pair a personality with each of the flags active here, it automatically becomes a losers hangout
>>158127160I’ve never watched a Fellinus film.>>158127168The doors that way Fabrizio, keep walking
Nacho "Varga" Irons.
Irons.
>Svilar out for at least a monthWell it was fun while it lasted
im goin sauna quick.
Can already sense that Bbilan is going to buy him in the January Mercato, only for them to be knocked out of the CL again by the team that sold him.Oh wait… their European DNA fooled me into thinking they were playing CL this season, my bad.
>>158127229>Here is the moment of Svilar's injury during training at Trigoria last October 2What even happened, and for a whole month at that?
Are Belgio keepers made out of paper?
vgh so close pio
>>158127272So odd
what a bvll the bisseck
>>158126551people grew tired of you twitter mongoloids
Spence on that flank is like a crazy horse
>>158127752we own this place you filthy poorfagnow bow and obey to us or I will vote for Vannacci and will make your mother my own personal slave
gud sauna
How is Bernabè still at parma
>>158127587>>158127756fug i missed whole game almost
gud block parmaaugustus nice tacticool foul
>>158127847you didn't miss anything, parma is shit
has provedel been tested?
>>158127915okay. not a gud sign when u change coach and get a shitty first game
>>1581279272 shots on target kek
>>158127939Barma aren't fucking around, they want to secure that relegation early
>>158127927Yes, unfortunately he's more AIDS positive than even twinkazzo
>>158127971I mean, he is russian.. it's their culture
>do zerbo
>>158128039what have you done, now the serbian dog will now make his appearance to defend his masters
>>158127958Kek, I think I saw a Wenger amongst all the sons of whore
Stasera mi sento spagnolo
>>158127952oof>>158127971i like him more than martinez
>On 29 October, Foster + Partners and Manica will unveil the first rendering of the new Milan stadium. The objective is to begin the main construction work in the summer of 2027 and open the arena in 2031.Ynr foster the people
thank you trollpost
Lang can't even dribble past frosinone defenders
>>158128744Both are very bad so it's not much of a choice to begin with
>>158129112Rafa Leao-esque performance from him so far
Menace bros...
>>158120746
>Tonalignz assist Damm, those traschester niggas really trash
>>158129170Ha! Good catch
Damn, bit early in the season for Lloyd Kelly rumours to start up
>>158129329>inb4 it's scalvini
rigorino paa napolel
holy refball
PALMISANI WHAT A GK
>danish benuldies
Palmisani huh?
penalty to be repeated, until napoli score
>the goodwill shown in not awarding institutional benuldies lasted for five matchdaysthis league is so boiled
mr feliciani report to my burrow after the match
*taps on your MacBook Pro screen twice*
lang scored kek
>>158129512Bro heard the #GrandeRafa comparisons and thought "enough is enough"
Comparing kvernadze to kvara is like comparing Barolo risotto to the mcshit Americans eat.
>>158129601poor kvaradona, he's at least as good as the mcennedy gourmet product line
>>158112378A daring and cultured synthesis if I may
>>158129917
One scudetto please
Do NOT look up which ex-serie ass mega star scored a hat trick today.... The answer might suprise (You)
Mono red kek
>>158130717Fun fact, his transfer fee was exactly half of what was paid for Goncalo Ramos
>>158130751That really is the most monkey red I've seen in a while
2 points gained.
Another year another robated sbudetto, somethings never change
Sleep tight /seriehellokitty/
>jjust got signifcantly worse after i lost my pepe foldertheres a link fras im sure of it
>>158132270>>i lost my pepe folderThis is one of the worst news I've ever readTheres some packs out there just restore it partially from one of those
>>158132270why would putler do this, we must send another 300 billion to ukroids
Quick, let's sign SMS before King Khalid International Airport turns fully infunctional
Cagliari (4-4-2) - Caprile; Zé Pedro, Mina, Rodríguez, Obert; Romano, Winks, Fazzini; Adopo, Maldini; Mendy. JUVENTUS (4-2-3-1) - Vicario; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly, Cambiaso; Douglas Luiz, Sarr; Conceição, McKennie, N. Gonzalez;
Wasted the whole day playing terrascape. Also got a bad feeling about the sassuolo game
>>158130717So why did Chris The Ngubu fail at the EPlel and Serieass? what was holding him back?
>12:30 Como - Roma>18:00 Sassuolo - AC Milan>20:45 Cagliari - JuventusToday was slop but tomorrow we eating good serie ass bros
>>158134641>what was holding him back?Actual defending, there is none of that in the bundes
>>158135036>Sassuolo - AC MilanDoes he (Amorim) know?
>>158135965He strikes me as the autismo type who plays football manager even when he’s an actual IRL manager, and probably reads all league results every weekendSo I’m guessing yes
New trailer for Blade Runner 2099 just droppedhttps://youtu.be/AwK5KxoJsvkRelated to /seriea/ because Hunter Schafer is one of the main inspirations of Thiago Motta’s tactics
>>158130618
Mo I’m gonna sleep Probably will watch 2half of my riomma
>>158132270
What kind of despicable human being organizes a 1 yo birthday party at LUNCH on a SUNDAY, in the ass of the moon, after 3 weeks of no footy?I hate terroni so fucking much fras
>>158140788don't blame the man, for he wants to watch Sassuolo-Milan
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/kqmi2KK3DsY
>>158125853classic whataboutism post, poles are spiritually nigerian and zigger
When was the last time shitalia printed a passport for an actual good player?
>>158141043Verona legend camoranesi
>>158141043joao pedroremember those three minutes against macedonia? phwoar
>>158141043give back Tresoldi, german cuck
bbilan style
>Missed the chance to post my jr messias editYeah we will lose against sassuolo
>>158141072>implyingHe needs to add another solidus to his surname to match the current level of FIGC
>>158141072do you mean the proud german Niklas Dreigroschen?
>Joao Pedro’s call-upThere’s also a rather surreal story surrounding the call-up of the Italian-Brazilian player, who hadn’t expected to be called up to the national team. Joao Pedro hadn’t expected to be part of that squad at all: “Our sporting director at Cagliari, Stefano Capozucca, came up to me and said: ‘Look, Italy have asked me about you because they’ve found out you have a passport’. I didn’t understand: ‘But what for?’ And he said: ‘To call you up.’ I thought he was joking, so I was about to walk away. But he said: ‘Wait, they’re serious.’ He went on… ‘Come on, Stefano, don’t mess about.’”
>https://x.com/CalcioNoContext/status/2109002062847529414
>Banknotes are getting a nature makeover - and the Bank of England has revealed the four creatures that will feature on them>The Atlantic puffin, barn owl, buff-tailed bumblebee and European hedgehog will appear on the redesigned notes in years to come - although no decision has been made about which animal will be shown on which banknote. RiccioGods stay winning!>>158141122>StefanoReminder that Stefano Sturaro has 4 Italy caps, not to mention Stefano Sensi having 9
New Milik muscle injury is up
>>158141235Based pink shirt on display
AS ROMA (3-4-1-2): Gollini; Mancini, N’Dicka, Hermoso; Molina, De Roon, Koné, Wesley; Pellegrini (C); Dybala, Malen
>begging germoids for fucking TresoldiAbsolute state of shitalians
>German cuck insults Italy while his national team is full of naturalized foreigners>Juventus customers rush to defend himlmao
For me, it's the central defense pairing N'Dicka-Nkoulou
Meite Ichazo Nkoulou
need to change gatto piss sand and head to the shops. then its comfy zone after thatim thinkin bacon and eggs fro brekkie.
>>158141105Upvote>>158141208Haven’t seen a riccio in the garden for a while.>>158141422Need a picture of the cat
>jewe customer>defending a germoidNo I'm just calling you shitalians out for being so pathetic and desperate you are begging for a shitter like Tresoldibut worry not if you poorfags vote for Meloni she will fix anything and make you rich trust the plan goyim
>>158141388they are pathetic like that
Before lunchtime, even?!
>>158141295COOMO (4-2-3-1)— Butez; Couto, Ramon, Chalobah, Kaiki; Perrone, Da Cunha; Diao, Nico Paz, Caqueret; Douvikas.
>Kurpa daa Juveahead of schedule this week
Reminder blocco jewe wasn't actually jewe becauseChiellini is a lifelong MilanGODBonucci was shit before joining Milan and becoming a GOD defenderChiesa is a lifelong MilanGODDonnarumma is a lifelong MilanGODso in truth that 2020 euro was Milan's effort not jewe'snow let's see blocco jewe's achievements in the NT- two WCs in the 1930 thanks to Mussolini bribing refs- a WC in 1982 with players who were supposed to be disqualified for life- a WC in 2006 after refballing against Australia- an EURO in 1968 after a coin tossbig big achievements!!!!
>>158141442theres two cats but they will be taken away with the ex so no photos.one of the cats is obsessed with me and sleeps on my arm every night i got to bed. she will still take the cat away with her.
>>158141621>Federico Cats sleeps with youno wonder she broke things up
>>158141526Not a single Shitalian. Dreadful. Looks like the bvll Kuhn is surplus to requirements.>>158141621I’m sorry to hear that mate. Not to go all Tate but that’s just women’s nature. They’re incredibly vindictive and when they want to hurt you by fuck they’ll cut deep.
you must be a special kind of cuck if you can't even stand your ground with your ex lol
>>158140788That's literally how normal people organize children's birthdays tho
>>158141621One final good thing your ex will do for you. People who keep cats and animals in their homes need to be raptured
henlo, i've heard this is the place where people come up with teams that go on to play against the bbilan futuro
>>158141643>Kuhnhe is a shitter apparently
>BOMBSHELL INVESTIGATION by Cristiano Murtas. Quotidiano Bianconero publishes today the first chapter of a monumental Expert Report. This encyclopedic study is just the beginning: we've analyzed an entire three-year period to demonstrate, with hard numbers, how a genuine scientific system has been set up to favor Inter, exploiting the folds of the asymmetric calendar.>The investigation dissects the crucial period of the Champions League group stage: the exact phase that determines the accumulation of minutes on the legs, injury risks for the rest of the season, and access to vital UEFA prizes.We didn't just calculate the quantity, but conducted a devastating qualitative analysis of the opponents faced (Big Matches and Newly Promoted teams). Our General Synoptic Chart of the 4 Study Blocks certifies devastating data:>Total and Average Rest (UCL Group Stage): Inter enjoys a surplus of 81 hours of total rest compared to Juventus (1373h vs 1292h). >Big Matches and Head-to-Head Clashes: In marquee matches, Juventus suffers a monstrous -131-hour time handicap compared to opponents; Inter soars with a clear +69-hour advantage. >Pre- and Post-Champions Windows:Upon European return, Juve faces fully rested opponents (handicap -52h), while Inter is completely protected (only -20h). >Newly Promoted Management: Cushion matches are artfully cross-scheduled to benefit specific clubs.>These aren't opinions, it's unassailable mathematics. For total transparency and replicability of the experiment, we've made public in Open Data mode: raw calendars, exact rest calculations, difficulty rankings, and methodological legend. Anyone can redo the calculations. The result won't chanAs Director of Football and Deputy Secretary UEFA, Marchetti oversees the planning, regulation, and scheduling of all European club competitions and national team competitions. He was seen with Marotta in yesterdays game against Parma.
now time for store>>158141643yeah i dont think its to hurt me its just she likes her cats so much. more like selfishness
>>158141658yeah i dont take pets anymore since the death or leaving is painful so better to just not have them so less pain.
>gollini
Roma playing very well
>>158141807this season riomma is a must watch
>>158141825No need to thank us for Mora.
Mancini is so bad kek
>>158141658>t. Ahmet Muharemmovic>>158141677Yeah he was good at Celtic but only in moments of a few months, the games against Leipzig and Bayern he was outstanding. Was surprised >we got as much as >we did for him.
comical levels of refball for riomma
im okay with it since i dislike gomo
>AIAfags have brought the Rocchi protocol backIt seems as though someone has given Orsato a thunderous tongue-lashing
1. Allegri won.2. Kek every referee decision in favor of napoli is automatically wrong apparently because le ebil alekre can't possibly win without refball (even though it was the clearest most uncontroversial possible penalty and penalty repeat, but shitalians don't have the ability to tell a correct penalty from a non-penalty nor they have individual opinions so it's ok)
>>158142090>even though it was the clearest most uncontroversial possible penaltymost papers called it soft in their frontpages.
Cyberleek dropped
>>158142121You are a cuck your girlfriend is enjoying some richfag bbc while watching allegribvll calcio
these coomo boys sure dive a lot
>>158142090you'd struggle to match the average IQ in Malawi, don't quit your day job
RED>Malen
ok who paid the ref during half time
deserved wtf was that karatekick
>not even a VAR checkthe riggi is insane
>>158142296that's a CLEAR red, wtf was he thinking
That's never a red it wasn't intentional
>>158142315I didn't know you needed VAR to review martial arts tackling, are all riommers this slow?
my fanta attack is now in shambles without malen. >>158142334yeah clear as day. really bad contact
Can anyone tell me how the fuck is that a red? he wanted to get the ball it wasn't intentional
not a red according to riommers btw
>gets the ball first>barely hits the guy>foot not above ankle level>straight red without a VAR review?????
Oh right I forgot it's almost time for Lewis' surprise!
#GrandeLewis
marmotta made the call and ref is changed.
id sub dybala out and put some young guy in there just to run and press como
>>158142389phwoar kinopalletta would be proud
>>15814238910 match ban for this, I’m appalled at this Surinamese Swamp German thuggery against the bvll from Gomo
This match should have been much better than it was
this is supposedly the best game in serie ass between the top form teams
>straight kick to the face>only yellow
>>158142910red card cucked romas attack. catenaccio is cancer for tikitaka teamsdraw is gud for both
I expect a Lewis surprise in two laps
>>158139631Mo I just woke upWhat happened
benching baturina was pretty cowardly, 0-0 is a perfectgame at least
gud result for both if end of season is battle. this leaves it more open
Surprizo Lewis
>>158142389Based Bobby Marley
i prefer the ricardo animes
Surplazio
did chest during 2nd halflooks like i didnt miss much
>>158143096kek
MILAN FUTURO (4-3-3): Faccioli; Piermarini, Cappelletti, Cisse, Pagliei; Perera, Vos, Pandolfi; Ossola, Asanji, Balentien. >Bengh: Pacileo, Zukic, Borsani, Sala, Plazzotta, Bonomi, Menon, Idrissi-Regragui, Guernier. Manager: NavarroROVATO VERTOVESE: Grasso; Semino, Gannouni, Randazzo, Lleshaj, Biritwum Foh, Marzupio, Uberti, Fossati, Lussignoli, Thiane. >Bench: Fusi, Ventura, Caliendo, Ejjaki, Bellandi, Leporini, Di Jeva, Jamali, Lazzaroni. Manager: Terletti
some of the crests in bbilan futuro's group are wild
NUNOBLOOTA
gud shot
>>158143628Kek, most of the fanta badges are better than this
>>158142028t. Ox O. Plasmosis
I've seen enough, Nazio will play in the UEFA Champions League next season
les go lazio
>>158143963VannacciGODS won.
Okay but now for real real, Lewis is surprising us in the next 5 minutes
Orsoleenee alla capitan tsubasa!
akisnamiro gud dribbles
unironically winning it all
Was Gattuso a misunderstood genius?
really nice gole lazio. isak son
GOOOOOOOL LAZIO
nice attacks from lazio
>>1581423892006 meme worthy
>>158142389*breaks your ankle*>nothin personnel, kanker
Ronaldinho scored for Ravenna btw
That was surprising!
GRANDE LEWIS
Bravo Luigi!
Okay no listen for real, Lewis is going to surprise us in the next 5 laps and win this race just watch it he's going to make it happen
cheerio dickhead
dive for me
Lucchhessii hair damn
>>158144385well maybe he shirt tugged in the start but pretty soft
commentators are talking about fanta calcio mid game kek
#TrueSuprise
i missed the first patrician draw. let me be anathama
I'm absolutely surprised by this overtake!
>poois
Okay Lewis didn't surprise us but Ferrari still won OKAY#GrandeFerrari #ForzaMilan
Patrick Q-drone explodes it
Mandas looks like 2006 Buffon with that greasy hair and aquiline face
>Where at the Lotito out crazies now week 6Fuck them
>Where at the Lotito out crazies now week 6
>ajax reject bossing serie a
mo monza have prime petr cech
great save by Cech
Do NOT look up who will be the new head coach of Corinthians!
>>158145987Oh shit, it's Joseph Clarence!
>>158145987>Depay inside jobHe spent the past years calling out clubs for being racists for not hiring him
PINED>>158146028If I didn't know any better, you could convince me Clarence Clyde (Seedorf) was the protagonist of Mafia III kek
important for pinemounts to score while ciro is watching
More Frenchies* on the pitch than Italians
Chuck weezin+10He's analrim's goatfana
let's go milan chads!
>>158147539Based
Jeondding to Juventus
>>158147584Can he play leftback?
>>158147624No, but does that even matter h-haha
>>158147539>peninsula chinks managed to out plastic the americansjesus how horrifying>>158147584who? or what?
>extend kankers contract after 2 ok to decent games???????????????????????????????????????
>>158147768no plastic involved here, they aren't korean
>>158147880I'm sure he'll have his 3rd tonight rightalso did you restore the lost pepe folder
How does one even "lose" their pepe folder?
>Gabbia dedWelp there goes the only italian
>slides>Legs rips apart what would paletta have to say about this Bbilan defenders
Sliding, you said?
He just died? Gabbia? Wow I didn’t know that, you’re telling me for the first time. What can you say? He led an amazing life, whether you agreed with him or not. I’m sad to hear that I really am.
>>158148227barella'd
>>158148242
>>158148267Back when his combover looked good
Pulidio literally killing sasol defenders
>scousersBut somehow it was all Arne's fault
Penalty!
https://youtu.be/pTHEkEZhMgMNew Squadron 42 (lmao) trailer is up and apparently it's releasing in q4 2027
Ce match est tres grim mes amis
RABIOOOOOT
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
>GK from fake country
Insane that he shot from there and didn’t take another step
GRANDE MIKE
Why does the defense go clown mode every time >we go up
Lads, it's still bbilan
based sassuolvs
Cas OdenthalDate of birth: 26 September 2000 (age 26)Place of birth: Leersum, NetherlandsHeight: 1.90 m (6 ft 3 in)Position: Centre-back
>score goal against the run of play >immediately concede 6 clearcut goal scoring opporutnities and ultimately a goal from a botched corner kick
>no CambiasoPhew
>29 SARR
Cam on sassyolo
Why scamorim chose to exile Ricci in favor of bringing back Musah I’ll never understand
>>158150553Already better /seriea/ legacy than deLel
Omar Hutchinson is what I envision when I think of Cardinale's Milan
Golazo Ramos
>>158151161Fun fact, somehow it's even more negru-esque and it's spelled "Omari"
Once Meelan have their 75 million VdL bucks striker fit and available they’ll be fighting for the title, just wait
What's the exchange rate between Gestifuteshekels and VDLbucks?
It’s quite interesting that Americans who identify as soccer fans are the exact same phenotype as Europeans who identify as NFL fans
>>158151287Economists and mathematicians, the great brains from around the world, are still trying to figure this conundrum out.
>>158151161
Lmao
I finally understand Lewis' surprise, he was supposed to score the winning goal for bbilan
>>158147999>3rd tonight>tripswtf i believe it>>158148094>cousins laptop dies>give him my uni laptop after resetting it>saved my pepe folder but it was an empty folder with the same namehappened a while ago
Pape aleppe satan Sarr
>>158151635I’ve always hated Juventus. Even as a kid but that doesn’t change the fact that I respected their quality and their players. Watching some of them over the years was a joy despite them wearing that shirt. Very sad to see them play with only one Shitalian now. Imagine what the 39 pigs would say?
>>158151728QRD on the 39 pigs? Who are they?
Nooooo you have to field shitalians because... uhm... because you have to okay?
Amorim needs to be sackedCardinale needs to sellNothing more to be said
>>158151728Just 2 more mercato's, please understand
The omari pigs
They are not gonna make it, are they?
>>158151754
>>158151754Potential Vannacci voters
That jJ jacket is pretty aesthetic I’ll give them that
>>158151961inter are already champions just watch bundesliga there is more competition there
>>158152055I feel happy for Chivu
Just found out we're playing RIGHT NOW and I didn't have a liquid attack
>>158152099Cambiaso subbed in at the 27th minute after a season ending Celik injury will fix this
Big ending of the favoletta cagliari 2nite
#PrayForLiquidanon
Adopo
Has Kolo Yutani scored a goal yet?
protecc pully
Mo pisadog dog walks sballetus
>>158152155>>158124447
>Jhon Lucumi and Yerri Mino
>>158152178Any of those 8 by Yutani?
Corner? Successfully wasted.
I have a feeling Celik will replicate that one De Sciglio goal tonight. A VERY strong feeling
>>158152155The same amount as ramos
>>158152185jej
>>158152224Ah okay so he’s scored once
>>158152222Checked
Based Juventus News Live bringing real news to the masses!
Kolo Yutani almost scored a worldie by accident
/ck/ fun fact the CLUB sandwich is actually an acronym that stands for chicken lettuce under bacon
Obert and Ernie
Surprisingly /fa/ item on the Cagliari store
The Jj UCL hoodie from the first De Ligt year is the best one ever made
>>158152395pic?
>>158152386
>>158152404Bruh Google Images search is horrid, what the fuck have they done this last month lol
>>158152404
Cancerman almost
Hate right-footed players at leftback so much. Everything they do is so fucking predictable. Especially with modern wingers always wanting to cut in, you're left with 0 width on the left
>>158152448th..theyre turning the pullys gay
Pully > Macca the Gator
Muttuidi is playing especially muttish tonight
Sballet please
birthday gol
>getting scored by MaldiniSack him now
And with this goal, his NT call-up until WC 2030 qualifiers has been ensured and guaranteed
The best seriea defender is getting dogwalked by Mendy #143
Humiliation ritual
Kelly wouldn't have allowed this.
if maldini keeps these performances his father will appoint him again to one of the legacy teams
I've seen enough, bring Nick on
No I will not buy the fucking salamini
Celik do the needful
>>158152729i ve never seen salamini being sold anywhere
Muttuidi please use your head
wtf mendy is too overpowered for the jJ defense
Jjust like Cats.They are really allowed to do everything.
How many pullies do we need to sacrifice in order to score ONE goal
>>158152890kek
>>158152461>>158152468New jJ one looks more /fa/ imo
International break when?
>first shot>first goal
>>158152879thats a red card
Mina is truly a Latinx negru
Teun is a shitter, but at least he takes better free kicks and corners than the ones currently "playing"
50m
Dubs and a Xenomorph jumps onto the pitch and dismembers Kolo Yutani
Just noticed Spally is growing his ugly beard back
If Juve scores this game surely it will be a Bremer/Gatti header
Why do we NEVER have anyone in the box
Is Randal really a center forward? I swear he played RW or something at Tottenham
I don't care if we win. Whoever kicks Mina in the nuts is my Man of the Match
Just remembered they're making an Alien Isolation II so at least not all hope is lost tonight haha
MInd you he spent 3 weeks planning for this match
>>158153174There's 3 player between keepers, defenders and mids that can make a forward pass
what does this sarr have over those moncada token signings (Bondo/Musah)
>>158153303He's #EPLProven
>spalletti threatening mina under the tunnelhe's lost it, time to go back
Can he fix Juventus?
>>158153352>>spalletti threatening mina under the tunnelOh fuck I missed it lmao, just words?
of course i benched maldini when he scores.
>>158153603Same but he’s still generating plusvalenza never forgetti
Muttuidi OUT
>>158153198im not sure that hes actually a footballer fra
Zhegrova fixes it
Zingarova does a Galatasaray 2.0 and gets benched until Winter mercato
>>158153766Castedduball
I'm lowkey rating Sarr(i)
At least that was a shot on goal
muani is mindbroken
>TIRAAAAAAAkek
>Kolo Muani doing a veil from THERE
>>158153909How he's so bad
Wano Romani is playing for them
>75% possessionActually mad
AMELIA.
Frederik Masolin is so bad what did ausilio see in him
Rolling up to the Juventus meet and greet:
Caprile is more complete player than Gigio, Fennel should consider him against stronger sides
Oh, it's that kind of match where the opponents' GK turns into the local Buffon
You know it’s bad when Cambiaso gets subbed on
>>158154123jj best player with locatelli
that was a really nice flick by Woltemadebet you haven't seen many big guys do that
14 shots, 5 goalkeeper saves
Zhegrova might be the only player who isn’t afraid to shoot
>>158154225Albanian DNA
Sarr Do Not Redeem is such an eyesore
How was that a Sarr foul lol
Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.Luckily, Juventus match started playing on the TV.He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god
Cyberleek actually has footage of all the Juventus games that are still coming this season
Grimbiaso is the entire hospital
>>158154288this is of course a lie, it never happened, because that same robber had killed himself earlier that day watching milan
The hospital opening sequence in MGS5 was based on Grimbiaso's "runs" forward
THis is just tragic
Mood
Watching this Juve play will make her look 50 by the end of the season.
11 shit donkeys and bald coach
>>158154528Susan jawline
Grimbiaso's crosses haha
Well well well would you look at that it's almost monday
APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE
YES
FIRST GOAL THIS SEASON
YUTANI GOAL
Kolo 1Ramos 1
Alajbegovic assist.
>>158154606Insane that you could spell that correctly
>>158154622It's not very hard for us tbf
>>158154606Consider me temporally shocked
It's time for our trump card.Fully charged Koop, here we go.
oh fuck they subbed on Modric it’s over bros
Coop in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHATHIS MAN IS CURSED
Another jewel from Harambegovic but he wastes it lmao
are you shitting me man
WTF man
Even Goncalo Ramos would have scored that
>realize you can threaten the Pisadog fortress 85 minutes in simply by crossing it into the box aerially because Chico and Zhegrova never do it
Doughnut Drake would've scored that
oh my days
>>158154764lmao Aldo Moro memes have reached Muttistania?
shounen anime tier portierata
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANOTHER ONE this man has been cursed to miss the world cup final chance again and again and again
Was Koop activated before submitting him in?
>>158154797It’s a meme posted by an anon here that I saved but I’m familiar with the image/story yes
Kolometheus
Koopo Muani
i thought cagliaris goalkeeper was alphnse areola for a moment there
Luv me some areola's
>dives instead of crossing it Z
That's the shiptar DNA kickin' in lol
have some shame
He's kinda low IQand why does NONE of our attackers want to shoot
Sleep tight /serieAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/
Sballet KINO is up!
gwan pdawg, fuck him up
>>158154942>both of them want to run the selfless striker gimmick on behalf of Cancro Gonzalez, Conceicao, Zhegrova and an 18 y/o
With gattimon this one you win it
What a signore the mago luciano
>>158154950who
>>158154981€9m a year to pass it to wingers that waste 19 in every 20 possessions
Would you an Golduck /seriea/?
I think Woltemade is incredibly weird, seems clueless on the pitch, he's like someone who woke up 15 centimeters taller than the way before and is trying to figure out how to move with his new body but every day
>Inter >LAZIO >riomma >Cagliari mo thats a real top 4
>>158154985Madeline Kostopulos
Nothing shameful in drawing against an UCL-worthy tank!
I could spend the next hours thinking about a draw against the mother of all low blocks with a goal conceded on a counter, or I could spend those thinking about Sadie Sink and projecting cope onto the next match, I wish to keep a positive mind so my choice's made
Randal Access Memories
>>158155371This team truly lacks culo, the one singlehandedly most important thing in calcio
>>158155297>>158155371KINO Muani?!
>>158155336If only this Jj had a rhythmically talented as Giovanni Giorgio (everybody calls him Giorgio)
E lunedì che umiliazione andare in fabbrica al servizio del padrone o juventino ciuccia piselli di tutta quanta la famiglia agnelli
>the power of Sballetti
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