Aus 149/6 vs SATea on day 1
YFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kggjPQ04JBE
>cric threads actually hit bump limit when aussie tests are onwe are massive
can someone edit that webm so he's actually looking at something interesting instead?wouldn't have to ask prime /cric/
>>158112548Pozzies hope and dreams iykwim ha ha
>>158112568and yet you never win kek
>>158112548
>>158112548>>158112574post the jonny bairstow one
>>158112575would have been a good post but you ruined it with the cringey micksperg thing
>91% winrateausbros.... we're fucked
>>158112581go rig the pitches rajeshor shit in street or whatever you filthy subhuman jeets are doingdo the needful or redeem some cowshit
tea break, goon break
lmao
new south wales is the only wales where you'll find athletic genetics
Ewan Thomas mate
Hampshire's bravebest county confirmed
when the feed does this they're setting up the rigged ultraedge again :(
>>158112581India has not won consecutive test series since 2024.
>sussex tarq>surrey tarq>welshwe've been through this
>>158112640how? We just defeated afghanistan and sri lanka consecutively >>158112607You ok bro? You genuinely seething a little too much against indians for your health today
>but we just defeated afghanistan and sri lanka consecutively sarrrrruh oh guys. look at these absolute GOATs of the sport lmao
i feel so hungry all the fucking time its crazy
>>158112657Australia wouldn't beat either right now. Simply cant bat unless Head or Smith make a big score
>>158112657has england ever won a test series in sl? genuine question no ragebaiting
>>158112654Afghanistan was a one off test, not a series.
>>158112672we did win a trophy for it
>he doesn't know about the moose cupget this cazzie out of here
you can buy a bedsit in York for 54k and rent it out for 800 a month
I want to cum in cummins
>>158112678The BCCI paid for the trophy to be made, too.
based middle aged white guy chatting up the queens
I LOVE TEST CRICKET
>>158112659go redeem some cowshit rajeesh
zachy's bf harmer doing absolutely nothing as usual
Bored now, take some wickets or have a Baz
>>158112667If you count one test as a "series" they won the first match they played in SL in 1984.In 2001 they played their first 3 game series and came back from a first match loss to win it 2-1.
/hoc/ flags in!!!
>>158112731You're getting Bard and Zachy confused and Harmer is going at less than 2.5 rpo so not bad at all.
>>158112667Even at the depths of their worst run in a long time they still beat Sri Lanka
no he isn't
>>158112749question, do cameramen ever travel with the broadcast team or is it just whoever's local?
>>158112667>genuine question no ragebaitingX
engineering student thumbing his laptop next to me says he hates other students based
>>158112772Whoever they can get, it isn't high paying or technically demanding, I did it for the AFL game when they came to my area.
>>158112772I would imagine each ground would have its own camera team.
>>158112749based nunzio enjoyer>>158112772No. Camerman are usually employed by the local broadcasting specialists (ie in Australia it's a company like NEP) and don't follow the teams. Neither do the directors.It's why English broadcasts are so shit.
>>158112667you literally needs umpire rigging to win against the powerhouse Japan in the Pee20 Kumar
ngidi not playing because he's not very good
BaBunda
is Mohammad Saleem, dare I say it, elite?
>>158112846Bootylicious
struggling to remember the last time i saw an aussie test batting line up that was this grim. this must be the worst this century right?
>>158112872probablyit's their own fault for doing shit like playing 34 year olds instead of anyone young (connelly)
>>158112905It's strange because Australia sports seemed to love promoting really young talented players. Now it's like they have gone to another system
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RENSHAWBROS, WE ARE REDEEMED
>>1581128722012 was worse
>australia gets going>light meter comes outtypical
samdpaperr
ah yes test grig, how I have missed you
>>158112872I blame the internet
they can't send all these people home early surely
NO SAARS THE LIGHT IS DIMMING SARRSGET OFF THE FIELDS SAAARR
>>158112934who the fudge is rob quiney?
Night vision goggles. Problem solved.
>both teams can agree to use the pink ballthey will literally never get both teams to agree to this.the only way a batting team will agree is if they're 8 or 9 down, but that will means the bowling team will say no in case there is a declaration
>>158112947girl in black is under-rated. one in the middle has too large a mouth.last one looks a bit like the girl from ted lasso
>AUS 187/6 (65.2)grim>India vs Windieswe finna win it again
>>158112955lmao how embarrassing
>bloke has gone his entire life saying his name one way>suddenly some afrikaaners decide it's wrong and start forcing the stupid pronunciation
>>158112955They should feel ashamed showing this.
>>158112928it's just the cricket team, they've been doing this shit for ages and it's finally starting to bite them
>>158112955kek
rumours floating around that gta 6 will either be heavily censored or outright banned in australia
>>158112935he's back
>>158112989>His whole life lol absolute bollocks do you really think his family in Australia even pronounce it the Shane way Of course not
>>158112947grim
The black cloud stopping cricket is a metaphor yah?
>>158113003how can they do that to digital release of a game? loljust buy using US VPN
The name Shane was just something he recently adopted to appease low IQ Australian cricket fans
>>158112989>>158113009>>158113024Shane Warne?
>>158112994Yah, I remember it was almost a criticism that Australian sport was too liberal in throwing young athletes into the deep end and not properly developing them.
>Saffer commentators say 'Steve Smit'Genuine question, how many Nazis fled to Seff Effrika at the end of WWII and have just been larping as racist Dutchmen since?
ok maybe he started calling himself Shane in school
I am a true son of the British empire and I decide the pronunciation of words, not some cocktail upstart from the high veldt
>his whole life he moved to Australia when he was like 16
>>158113064*cocky Lol
>>1581129471>3>>2
bought some Japanese beer (Nest)
>>158113038SA had quite strict immigration laws post 1948, I think they even opted out of the Empire emigration scheme, because they didn't want British immigrants to South Africa and lose the Afrikaner majority (and because militant boer nationalists hate the English). But plenty of Afrikaners are of Huguenot, and to a lesser degree, German descent.
>>158112752no zachy is a bit of a BNOH (brownoser of Harmer). the one thing him and countysperg agree on actually
>>158112795>isn't technically demandingmaybe not in gayfl where the audience probably just wants crowd shots of two guys or a guy and his dog kissing but test cricket is different. you'd be expected to track the 90mph ball and pick up the seam perfectly in all the replays
so are they gonna start playing again or nah
>Renshaw left on 46* kek
were the saffer commentators really pronouncing it correctly that's based. Kind of light trolling
is cricket the dumbest sport ever>DUUUDE WOT IF THE SUN STOPS THE LIGHT WHAT CAN WE DO IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN DO TO SOLVE THIS ONE PARTICULAR PROBLEM THAT SEEMS TO NEVER HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE
>>158113038My grandparents were friends with a German couple who had settled in South Africa after the war. Apparently, they were a very pleasant couple. The husband had a bad habit of eating rather hastily at dinner, which would cause his wife to tease him, asking whether he thought he was back in Germany and the Red Army were about to burst through the door any moment.Supposedly they weren’t Nazis, but sometimes when the man got drunk he’d force his kids to dress up in lederhosen and goosestep around while playing records of Hitler speeches. Or so it was said.
started reading that, wasn't interesting enough so stopped around half way into the first line
Roofs, light bulbs and catching mitts just aren't cricket
>catching mitts
beer
train drivering to bouldering
Christian man scores 82 runs in 41 balls, why isn't /cric/ celebrating?
ah yes test cricket, the 3 times it's on per year they play 4 hours and then run off inside because the sun went down a bit and cricketers get scared of the darkgreat '''''''''''''''sport'''''''''''''''' you've got here lads
kek Rutherford RAN away because he didn't wanna go for 50 runs
Where were you when AusGODS saved red ball cricket?
Windies? More like Shitdies
>>158113602That was my idea
we finna win by 200 runs tonight
>>158113602Already happens at certain County Club grounds
>Dr. Pavel
more like Dr. Patel lol
tastes nice
>t-tastes nice
India being carried by a Christian /strongmind/ again I see
holy neek
zachy:>alcohol:)>japanese alcohol:0
>>158113736I meant 20
alcohol (japan)
why are we playing 3 ODIs and 5 T20s instead of the other way round?
because we don't want you pooing up /cric/ for all those extra overs
this is a bedsit (studio)
the bard staying at the neek hotel thing is undeniably good banter. just is
Hotel O Neek Palace (also listed as OYO Flagship / Collection O Hotel Neek Palace) is a 3-star property located in Ahmedabad, India.
Zachy looking to expand his bedsit portfolio with his tarq granddad's inheritance I see
jeets spamming like people care about their mickey mouse T20 friendly
>>158114174A welcome mat would expand his portfolio
Listening to live at Carnegie Hall
Vietnam poster is based
obviously not an actual Viet, but a 'not known for their IQer'
on a scale of blunder from 1 to 'spunking a blank cheque from mummy away on a dork bedsit', having Travis Head open in test cricket must be at least a 4
it's 50 square metres and has multiple rooms Nobody buys a bedsit to live in
>>158114252they have no one else to replace Uzzie, the openers in shields atm is simply not good>>158114251PLS DO THE NEEDFUL SAAR!
lolIndia? More like Shitdia
the nest amber ale and the white ale both pretty nice desu Wouldn't mind trying the Japanese classic and red rice ale at some point Won't be touching the IPAs they do obviously because not a redditor
>>158114263why wouldn't they swap renshaw and head if both are in the teamseems like the most basic iq test
>because not a redditor
doing the most Reddit thing in existence- the most Reddit thing that has ever existed and will ever exist, unironically doesn't make me a redditor
lollook at their facesmaybe we will stop promoting t20 now
>>158114280yeah I'd agree but once again who the fuck knowsmaybe renshaw isn't picked by the selectors to be an opener, just look at the way they forced meme konstas, cam green or some recent shitters
>struggling to defend 250 in a home t20I'm starting to see how they got 2-0'd by direland
>Choking a 250 run lead against GrimdiesDon't expect to see Jam Boy for a few weeks lads
based HOPE
>shitdia
not cricket but still a based result anyway
more of an ODI nation anyway
>>158114298and do what?your current generation of jeets can't play on any other pitches other than absolute roads lmfao
>conceding 250 in 18 oversg r i m
kek KEK india cant stop losing
>>158114337who won now blaady bitch?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA1.5 BILLION PEOPLE TO CHOOSE FROM BTW.
worst grimdies don't even care about cricket yet they beat a team with one sport and the biggest population in the world. having a noggin' jog
a flat about 20% smaller than mine just sold for 30k more than I bought mine for definitely bought well
>>158114350>>>/gif/31263499
hi zachy's mum :)
that's the true unathletic genes imagine the Welsh rugby team if their was 1.6 billion soulful and high IQ Welshmen in the world
their was a typo of sorts btw
Afghanistan Bangladesh tips lads?Are Afghanistan worth a tenner at this point?I think they enjoy playing in UAE
>ShitdiaThe Cricinfo seethe is very funny:>Dr Saurabh M : "These run fest matches are not very good for future of cricket ...if not every match at least every now and then they should prepare pitches which help bowlers too to make matches more interesting instead of one sided ...anyways congrats team Windies"
>>158114483it's only fun when they won, ie the pee20 WC, what an absolute pathetic of a pitch for a final
collected my humble stipend today so my plan is to go climbing works sheffield tomorrow with a mild hungover
the aim is 10 wasp coloured routes (non-asterisk v5s)
It all fell in the riverAnd I didn't ooh thenBut I'm oohing now
yep
'''''glammy''''lad said disco was happening right after the testbailed on us like he bailed on his fellow ''''''welsh'''''man at the FC game
think I'll go house of trembling madness tomorrow and pick up more of these japanese alcohol :0 beers
when I get some money (pure metaphysical consolation btw) I might unironically do a two week holiday of Japanthink I am right the level of weeb to enjoy it. An actual full blown weeb is more likely to get Paris syndromeWill I visit the soap houses? Probably not
>test match day 1*ends*>boring bloggy bowen*starts spamming drivel again*
one week in 'yo, one week in 'to
>>158114675Really happy test cricket is back desu Have you noticed Jansen has got quicker?Also, do you think Afghanistan have a chance?
>>158114600i forgive himwill always give a fellow Welsh Chad the benefit of the doubt
Wales is basically soul:the countryWouldn't mind living there one day for at least twenty years
A house with a lake in Neath Port Talbot Literally all a man needs
>>158114600Yeahhh i thought close of play would be bang on 5pm perfect for disco but fucking bad light ruined it
the neek of neath lol such a good put down by me
Glammylad and I are going to put our tarq funds together and buy a house with a lake in Neath Port Talbot
oh here we gothe larping tarq wish we were welsh blog brothers are in
Heres a tune i like, shoot me down dickheadshttps://youtu.be/Npog746rCUs?si=1DbBHQIcZ-htSbIE
>>158114780i thought of it first though why would I lie? I have no reason to lie
>sebbo tier beep boop shitestill better than the busted spinoff rubbish but also still grire
>>158114792I like it mate The Welsh are known for their taste in music
>>158114794prove it
>>158114787we should re-generate the area mate, back to its glory days... we'll be the princes of wales for generations also we need to do some wondering around the gower one day, and pembroke too
say what you want abut the french but they know how to electric music https://youtu.be/yAv5pLO37mE?si=pZ8v1Jm3YxYdUcV-
right going shop to pick up some more water: nuanced flavour edition
>>158114708you're pathetic matehe left you nursing a beer and had you posting that humiliating pic of you with the ticket on your lap sitting on your own at the ground - he's probably still chuckling at how he's got you brown nosing to this day. not the sort of act to forgive really
>>158114816you're asking a lot here it's simply an unprovable fact I guess
>>158114832i forgive him because he's Welsh
this tarq posting from his mansion in surrey is welsh because... uh because he just is ok?!having some welsh meme language on your drivers license is something literally anyone can request
>>158114818yeah lovely >also we need to do some wondering around the gower one day, and pembroke tooWill have to do a few nights out in Neath too. Gets proper bopping at the weekend
>>158114832You'll never come between us mate, stop trying
oh look the Anglo-german is seething again because he has no real identity. Basically a gypsy
german genes gives me an athletic identitynot that you'd ever know that feeling
>>158114881Yeah i need to get out of Cardiff more for nights out, i've done bridgend a few times but a bit sketchy. Used to go to a short lived music festival in Ponty but don't get out much neath or swansea way https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Full_Ponty
>>158114903>2006>day two>fightstar fucks sake
rootless eurotrash
>>158114895stats?
>>158114950take the w*lshie's pb in anything and multiply by 10 for a start
fightstar are good
>>158114966whats your pull-up 1rm? As a percentage of your bw
whats your guys fastest 5k time
>>158114903Cardiff is awful Swansea much better
where the actual fuck is sebbo
>>15811500118:27Did it in tennis shoes (makes limited difference desu)Threw up my breakfast and never ran again
Don't miss running desu Your heart has a certain number of heart beats, and running is using them up. Basically speed running battery death
>>15811500118:03. Ran in barefoot on track
>>158115023>>158115051corrr mines like 21 minutes some knobhead in work said i couldn't beat his time, was hungover and had a ciggie at the start line... decimated him
I've thought about doing a York park run out of curiosity, after all these years I don't think I would break 20 minutes but would certainly clear 25 by a lot
this is how alt-j makes musichttps://youtu.be/rlBskd3IaNw?si=stFcxnTOzbBLUGRz
Come on mate The Welsh are meant to be known for their music tasteA very musical species
remember when jamboy was super proud of his 23 minutes. lad genuinely thought it was world class lmao
My paternal grandfather used to sing a lot at homeWe are choir nation
best national anthem on earth for a reason very musical species
>>158115121https://youtu.be/mX7gmTGO3eE?si=22Ovuwp1NkJVrlDK&t=29
>>158115121think that's more a direish than welsh thing tbfwales to have dylan thomas though at least
>zachy and I when russia invadehttps://youtu.be/XSEU5zHgcTc?si=djMX9NzsruFnR2Eu
fucking hell they're larping like there's no tomorrowat least pick a good and more athletic place for your little fantasies lol
To live in Wales is to be consciousAt dusk of the spilled bloodThat went into the making of the wild sky
>>158115145wrongrong
If you were Welsh, you would be proud too
>>158115179so true
>>158115179if being the key word. nobody ITT is
>>158115044can someone impartial confirm if this is true wtf?having a serious think about this rn
>>158115266Well, consider this. A bit of exercise causes a lower resting heart rate, so you could be better off in the big picture
>>158115266it's quite true desu bit of a friday night truthnuke
what language did you learn in school
french. what a grim thing it is
German and Welsh
>>158115282yeah tbf Neil young might be right here good post for a leaf
just saw the grimdia scorecardkek... KEK
>>158113736lmaooooo
Im doing a data course thing and I'm unironically quite enjoying it I think it's so interwined with AI, but the most human thing you can do is decide what data to actually pump through AI. There is still a place for logical and reasonable preparation of data
congratulations, that's the neekiest post of the year
Joe Calzaghe best british boxer of all time.Undefeated.Welsh. Went in with a yank tank, meant to be destroyed.. won every round. https://youtu.be/0osfmTXlFHw?si=WbJFT6eSlIERJp-w
Something about it excites me And I don't care if I get rendered unemployed anyway
certain man is desperately looking up every niche welsh athletic achievement on youtube kekremember when they were about to lose the rugby to japan recently
>>158115389the Welsh are actually very athletic
Don't forget the paragon of Welsh athleticism: Neil Jenkins
Imagine celebrating when wales almost lost but still won, sad.
What's neek number 2 on about lads
>>158115406Yh...
*bowls a 92mph inswinging Yorker in your path*
>>158115380so truethat was a grim read
>>158115495*lifts the wickets up, allowing the ball to go harmlessly underneath*4D cricket
>>158115389He's Italian mate.
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWt2cmniCdE
>>158115517many such cases. all these '''''welsh''''' athletes turn out to be black in the end
Afghanistan will probably win Hashmatullah Shahidi and co will dig in
I want Afghanistan to win
>>158115521what does this even mean?nobody is denying the Welsh our ancient black people
two proud welsh (black) men
so true
Any man in
>>158115877where the FUCK have you been
Final fantasy V is a great game
Not as good as Brian Lara International 2005 though
>>158115918Been fighting the "other" me
oh it's the saffer schizo with his text message screenshots
;)
Wiaan Mulder is eliteA true African manA national treasure
>>158113614>>158113736>>158114003>>158114324OH NO OH NO OH NO.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
