pour one out for a real one editionprevious >>158110252
RIP Ringo Starr
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>h-he won da Heisman o algo!!!
so if monongai is out does that open up more play for loveland or raymond?
>>158114994For me, its College Textbooks.
>>158114974Never cared for Ditka. Eddie Munster looking fool.
>>158114996Soon.
>>158115043I agree the AFC was bad but the Nanners were almost totally healthy on offense, enough to beat the Iggles, and the Rasm didn't take their special teams seriously and it cost them.
>>158115049Delete this nephew
ohhh schizzy schizzy we willnever stop hehehe
>>158114996Das rite!
Chiefies are loved and cherished all over the world
>>158114996
>failed Saints coach Mike Ditka died
>>158115060When I see videos like this I kinda get why goth girls say it's annoying to see porn stars pretend to be goth. It's just so insanely staged that it can't do anything for me at all
>>158114994Are we talking about the cherubim, the thrones, the seraphim?
>>158115084Ohhh ya
>>158115060Boobies!!!
>>158115077It's always been a costume party.
they keep rolling out hit pieces on deshaun watson wtf
Why is Rayne Dakota "Karen" Prescott such a little embarassing bitch?
>>158115100Oh nooooo not the poor heckin good boy multi millionaire rapist ;(((((
>Humiliates the bears so much it kills their coachkek
>>158115100>wins
>>158115098I know, I think I just somehow hate it when they're very obviously just making it for gooner content instead of wanting to look pretty for their boyfriendGoth girls should look like they have at least three personality disorders and want to die
>>158115123Kekaroo is there anything Brian Flores can't do?
>>158114974F
>>158115111He is If Man and people finally are realizing it.
>>158115134teach Tua how to play QB
>>158114974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brkXK7yF79olegend of the game
>>158115057>almost totally healthy on offensenow that's a fucking lie. enough to take the field but anyone could see they were a house of cards. that's why it was so funny they beat the iggles and in philly too. if you had given every team in the league an average level of health the seahawks wouldn't have even made the playoffs let alone won the owl, and the whiners would have swept them. all the xehawks had on offense was KW3 and JSN, darnold is mid as fuck and carried by his coaching same as he was in minnesota. now they're even worse off. the reason nobody is respecting them or taking them seriously is because they never were worthy of it.
Mike Ditka was 87 years old right? That's better innings than most get. I'll probably tap out at 60 and be on my merry way
>>158115147>massive cubs fan>watched them get humiliated by the poodres>watched both the sewers and chokesox winkek
>>158115084Are we talking about regular ditka or mini ditka?
who else /coffee/ here?Mmmmmm don't speak to me until I've had my morning coffee hahahaa seriously i can't people until I've had my coffee
>>158115159based fat bastard
when is gayleb gonna be playing again? he was supposed to take over the league this year according to Colin Cowherd
>>158115172if you need to add milk sugar or flavorings just to make your dirty bean water palatable then you don't actually like coffee you want a candy milkshake but were too scared to ask for it. I've seen the eyes of men who drink coffee black. there is no joy, no happiness, no glimmer of a soul behind them. coffee is not for enjoyment. it is the price struck with demons of the heart to sacrifice the present in the hope of a better future.
>>158115077Her actual porn videos suck and her tits don't actually look very nice.
how much of the burrsfags idol complex towards ditka is an inferiority complex because green gay has the GOAT coach who the superbowl trophy is named after?he won one superbowl.andy ried won FOURbill won SIX
>>158115213Coffee with cream and sugar is good though
>>158115055>need to beat the eagles, bucs, and panthers for the soonest chance to get inngl I could see it>has to play the broncos right afterand right back out you go
>>158115111>When you're done kicking out the mean man I'll need you to draw my bubble bath. Make sure that water isn't too hot or I'll have to call Daddy Jerry. We don't want a repeast of last week. You nearly poached my peaches! One more thing, make sure to make the bath extra bubbly! Caleb has flown in from Chicago to get his mind off nearly having his leg severed and he will be joining me in the tub! After we will be painting eachothers toe nails and discussing how amusing it is to us that you are poor. >Mmm-ha! Ha-haheheh.. mmmm yes.. I'm quite droll, aren't I, Jeeves? Why are you not laughing, Jeeves? Laugh! Laugh or I shall have your bottom beaten red in front of Caleb! Mmmm yes.. that's it. Laugh clown! Now enough of this tomfoolery! Caleb will be here any moment and I shan't have you embarrass me in front of him! We both know I won't stand for people thinking I am an embarrassment!
>>158115213Milk and two sugar for me :)
>>158115149Kittle was the only offensive starter out for the divisional game.
>>158115227>>158115235>tips hatm'theydy
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>158115213>>158115172just a little cream for me please, to cut the acidity and make my tummy happy all day :)
>>158115235same
>>158115248this bitch bugs me
>>158115248I do not think it's a good idea to marry the only woman who's ever shown interest in you
>>158115134win a super bowl with the vikings, who have won infinitely less super bowls than even the bears while losing as many super bowls in the 70s as the bills did in the 90s. he also can't keep a 3rd world faggot from pretending to be a woman even though you will never be a woman lol.
>>158115248why come she don't wear the sailor moon costume no more?
>>158115149>>158115240Oh and Darnold had an oblique and Shanahan was picking them to win the Owl on the sideline but there's no need to rub it in.
>>158115248she's too cute my penis would ejaculate immediately upon entry
>>158115250>cut the acidity try this, fren
>>158115248Does she at least make rice crispy treats?
>he won 1/4th the superbowls of andy reid but he's from my rustbelt flyover shithole city so he's the GOAT or something>watch this SNL skit from 30 years ago before they fired norm macdonald!!! we have cultural relevance or something
>>158115248>not removing the skin from the applesabsolute neanderthal
>>158115264I am a woman i just have a penis and testicles
>>158115265She only wears that for me mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>158115248that apple cutting technique spooked the fuck out of me. Also leaving skins on is questionable
>>158115272i don't care for it. i prefer bones coffee's stuff. smells great and is smoother than most espressos
>>158115248She looks cute in some of her bussy commercials
>>158115307Its like she was cutting a bellpepper
>>158115285>>158115307i bet you literal children skin your potatoes before mashing them to eat with your chicken nuggies and french fries
>burrsfags gonna beat green gay and think for weeks that makes them superbowl tier
>>158115317Na she looks fucked here. I prefer the mo makeup rosy red cheeks natural look
>i don't care for it. i prefer bones coffee's stuff. smells great and is smoother than most espressos
>>158115332that nigger doesnt even grind his own beans
>>158115327it screws up the texture numbnuts and yes you should skin your potatoes if you mash them. What a weird thing to be a "mature" contrarian over
Speaking of grinding beans hows about Bucky laying 170+ on dem boyz last night?
>>158115332I had a chef friend who looked just like this and acted like this kek massive Warhammer nerd too
>>158115240>trent hamstring banged up heavily >puni ankle banged up even worse>multiple IOL replacements rotated out>juice with really bad knee problems>CMC's shoulder already showing massive wear and tear>kittle's backup tonges was hurt>pearsall hurt his knee badly in practice that week>cowing ruled out right before the game from hamstring>aiyuk out cause he's bitchmadethe only starters that were healthy enough that game were purdy, tonges, and jennings, and that's just on offense. don't delude yourself into thinking that was representative of the 49ers true strength. sure, you can't count on them to stay healthy cause their front office is full of morons that keep signing injury prone players so that sort of shit will probably keep happening, but that's why people haven't been giving you much credit for beating them.
>I had a chef friend who looked just like this and acted like this kek massive Warhammer nerd too
Don't ever 'jak me pal
>>158114974Pressing F and pouring some out for a REAL Chicago nigga
>>158115350It was a very one-dimensional offense.A demonstration of how flimsy Dallas' defense really was.
>>158115248>measuring over the bowl
>>158115366>you can't count on them to stay healthy cause their front office is full of morons that keep signing injury prone playersYou mean because they need to keep paying the blood gods' price to the substation
>>158115248Something wrong with her face. She's probably abusing skin care products. Acids, retinoids
>>158114974da bears :(
>>158115287SKOL
>>158115401She either has Rosacea or just naturally very red cheeks. I had an ex with really red cheeks but otherwise flawless skin
My Chargies!My Respects for DitkaF
My boss is working me like a dog. I’m so sick of this shit.
>>158115388I watched the second half after the Sox game got out of hand and later the highlights but it seemed like Jay-Don was pretty good in the pocket and not retarded about leaving it when appropriate, which I guess explains the Bucky stats too. Good game for some former Ducks.
>>158115421just shoot him and murder his familyeasy as pie
>>158115421just blow him and fuck his family easy as pie
Did we ever find out how Bo Nix broke his ankle?
>>158115421Kick him in the balls then two finger poke in each eye at same time. As he is hunch over groaning lecture him and continue beating him as needed
maori
>>158115421just thank him and candygram his familydelivery pie
>>158115436They have those YouTube/Twitter doctors who try and diagnose NFL injuries but one i saw who actually knew his shit said it happened on the scramble left a couple plays before the kneel downhttps://youtu.be/JDNaLbLAn5U?si=L_pjbyafgHn1TPhw3:22 mark is where he shows it
>>158115248No woman would be allowed in my house with a shirt on and her hair up
>>158115421I think my boss is hot and I want to make love to her. I sit across from her office and rub my dick through my jeans while staring at her.
>>158115498
Who's stopping this squad
>pokeymansGrow up
>>158115518You realize the main audience of Pokémon is 35+ year olds right?
RIP Saints legend of the 90s, Mike Ditka
>>158115513Jalen hurts at qb?
>>158115523melty?
>>158115523Is Pokémon GO the NFL of Pokémon?>In mobile titles like Pokémon GO, data shows that players aged 35 to 54 make up a large segment (around 49% of current players in certain tracking metrics), while younger demographics and new children continue to enter the franchise through main-series games, the trading card game, and newer anime projects.
I cant stop inserting Anne Maye into the most heinous videos getting absolutely defiled by Dredd using AI face swap. God help me.
>>158115513Kabutops is getting dusted on every snap.
>>158115427Bruins gonna get that BDC.
>>158115524Fuck him. He traded away an entire draft for a runningback.
>>158115513>MachokeK9 is dabbing on that roidBUST all day
Why the fuck are ref so uppity? Just watched the clip of a ref reaching for his flag and then deliberately stepping into Cassius Malshs path to flag him
>>158115513>neither WR has handsWho made this shit?
>>158115498I can relate. She's single and you can tell sexually frustrated and she needs some tlc. One day at one of those workshops, seminars, office events, etc. it's gonna happen and be great
>>158115589Someone farming reactions obviously
Why does the owner of the Jaguars want to move the team to London? London is poorer than Jackson Mississippi. Is he a Muslim or something
>>158115575>He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
>>158115513My squad
If baseball was the NFLNFC Championship1 seed Packersvs2 seed RamsAFC Championship 1 seed Bucsvs2 seed Browns*>*unless the 6 seed Southside White Sox pull off the upset tomorrow night primetime Oct 23 - World Series
>>158115607Nigga what the fuck you doing half these are digimons
>>158115590and if not, think of a romantic place to rape her hole as you please as Plan B
>>158115618I guess i know more ball than you
>>158115632Pokeball*
>>158115575>Just watched the clip of a ref reaching for his flag and then deliberately stepping into Cassius Malshs path to flag himthe answer is both simultaneously a high and low IQ response. The reality is some refs are on the take and influencing games. There is way too much money floating around the NFL, especially now that sports gambling is legalized for there not to be some corruption here and there. There is also definitive financial incentive for the NFL to prop up certain teams and players. Its blindingly obvious this has been the case for the Chiefs for years now, and has gone into overdrive with all the Taylor Swift nonsense. The ref who youre referring to, Tony Corrente, retired after that same season. Im sure its all "coincidence" of course.
>>158115616>packoids coping by pretending the milwaukee baseball team is anything like the green bay shareholder squadlol and they're still gonna get embarrassed for a SECOND consecutive year by the dodgers, although they will have advanced further into the playoffs than the measly packoids, whose most noteworthy recent accomplishments include beating the cowboys in 1 playoff game about 4 years ago, getting fleeced into purchasing a lemon from said cowboys for 2 1st rounders and losing to the bears in the wild card round.
60 minutes ago — San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk joined in on the viral trend in which Pokémon are used to create a 22-man football lineup.
>burrsfags having a meltie about green gay againkek they're such myopic retards
>>158115596probably wants another tax write off to go along with his pig shit "wrestling" promotion.
>>158115513>jolteon instead of vaporeonNgmi
>This weekends stupid NFL trend is PokemonOne step closer to that colab
>Leadheads trying to takeover /nfl/ with their gay little rivalriesNobody cares faggots you're all flyover
>fan of male cheerleaders showing up to pretend he saw something that never happened>>158115264
>>158115589Those two are actually popular choicesHere's one with better Wars for cazzies
What did Pokémon mean by this?
>>158115718>DC>state
>>158115730Apparently this is an electric Pokemon. I thought it was rock and metal
>>158115742It's pure rock
>>158115513>gen 1 only>aerodactyl not listedeasiest fucking DB pick what the fuck
>>158115701seethe e-drone
>>158115285>>158115307Cooklets
>Cotton Pickens
>>158115525I'd give her something to call unnecessary roughness over
>>158115693>Shanahan uses self destruct>It wasn't very effective
>>158115729Move Poliwrath to ILB, move Machoke back to DE, then put Dragonite at Strong Safety, sub Pidgeot out for Fearow at Corner
how do you faggots get off to cartoons?
>hnnnng*BRAAAAAAAP**shits*>UH OH STINKY
>>158115782Okay but imagine IF he actually won all those games instead of losing them
>>158115513Why is Primeape a LB and not a CB/Head Coach of the Buffaloes?
>>158115752what does this weird shit even mean? get out of my thread you stupid faggot.
>>158115789winsarenotaplayerstatyougayfuckingretard
>>158115790Being an internet racist was never funny
i knew all along that nix, maye and herbert were frauds
>>158115782>only QB with more picks is drake "the schedule" mayeIF he wasn't so shit the chargers might actually have a future
>>158115808penix clears all three but that still isn't saying much
>>158115808Notice what they all have in common
>>158115782Unironically they should move him now while he can still fool some of the dumber GMs.
>wins>are>not>a>player>stat>you>gay>fucking>retard
Jerry make the call
If wins aren't a player stat then that means losses cant be either. Throwing 3 ints shouldnt matter
>>158115808>marcus mariota>justin herbert>tyler shough>bo nix>dillon gabrielWeren't oregon supposed to be great at recruiting? They need to recruit themselves an actual quarterback. You have to go as far back as Dan Fouts to actually find one, and that was before nike money.
@BradyHenderson>Seahawks DT Leonard Williams has no game designation, so he’s good to go Sunday against the 49ers despite his ankle injury.LETS GO. purdy about to get sacked
>>158115844It's time.
>when you fuckin the bitch from the back n see a worm pokin out
Fello oldfags and other know-it-alls. Why is the quality of QB play dropped and why are there's so few great QBs? I still remember the times of Brady, Manning(s), Big Ben, Brees, Rivers, Favre...ye, i know, they all had their shitters, but all in all they were way better at playing QB, than today's QBs. All of them were pocket passers (not to count early career Big Ben) and were mainly focused on down the field. But now it's a different story...But why is that? What happened? Why did they kill the QB position >we all loved?
>>158115857short answer: there's been more leaguewide parity, defenses adjusted, and refs stopped babying QBs as muchlong answer: money
>>158115801no, but theyre the only stat that matters
158115826>dumb faggot attacks a strawman by pretending i give a shit about herbert aka a less good afc version of prescott >t.concession accepted but the (you) is denied. wins will never be a player stat and you will never be a woman you retarded casual faggot lol.
>>158115857The dual threat meme.
>>158115857The rise of shanahanball means half the league runs an offense like his and you don't need to be rax FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEP grissman to be great like that so teams are investing in different styles of play. They take that money savings (QB is one of the most expensive positions) to bolster the rest of the team which means other QBs look worse against them.
I love how sports can extend to life bussy lessons.
>>158115874>wins will never be a player statwins are a qb stat sorry
>>158115857Pure pocket passing doesn't matter anymore, everyone needs at least some level of mobility and that skews their skillset.
>>158115857Brady, Peyton, Rodgers, and Brees were all historically elite QBs. We were just lucky to have them all at the same time. Rivers and Roethlisberger were not a part of that group and Mahomes, Allen, Lamar, and Burrow are better than both of them.
obliterate the cardinals
>>158115808I would still trust them over alot of the QBs currently in the league
>>158115782I would start at the top with Matt Washed>>158115789Stafford has lost to every team he's faced other than than dumpster fire NFC East>Giants (have only beat Tits, Cards, DAL)>Eagles (have only beat Tits and NYG, both narrow wins)Outside the dumpster fire NFCE, only wins any of those got were Tits & Cards
>>158115894>we never got a rodgers vs brees playoff game even onceFootball was robbed
>>158115901Bro what does it say about Herbie if he's significantly worse than a washed old man?
>>158115857We still have qbs of that same quality. Mahomes, Burrow, Allen, Goof, Stafford, Purdy and there's a few up incoming qbs that could be great too.
>>158115857It's a systemic issue starting at highschool and it's exacerbated by impatience at the nfl level. There are 2 main parts: 1. Mobile qbs throwing to superior talent tears up the lower levels so there's no real reason to teach the position properly, which takes quite a while and investment. 2. O-line play is also diminishing at the same time as there's less practice time and they toss every hulk beast on the d-line so you need somebody who can get the hell out of the way at qb or a superior processor, which again takes a while to build. It's just the path of least resistance until they get to the top level
>>158115916I don't follow AFC so don't care. AFC is garage. Not worth following
>>158115897Not long now until we get Beckino. I'd say 2 more losses and he's starting
stirfry the cardinals in a wok
Lose height.
>>158115927It looks like he physically stinks worse that your posts.
Peak NFL already happened
>>158115936>people not really tuning in to watch a pair of teams from the division that just crowned a losing team as its reigning championcome on man
>losing to an undrafted rookie qbembarrassing
>>158115934
>>158115932>elite processorThe scouts were right, watching him play he's clearly on another level. Goof looked slow compared to him and he's a good qb himself.
>>158115920>up incomingoh that's a new one gotta add that to my doggy dog world list
My .500 Rammies
>>158115951All Carolina has to do is combine Young, Newton, and Delhomme in a blender somehow and they'd have the perfect QB
>>158115857colleges just dont coach qbs how to play at the nfl level. basically 90 percent of qbs are dogshit and have to completely relearn how to play, when all the previous generations great ones had been playing the same way all their lives and did so in the nfl too.
>>158115963What about Jimmy Clausen?
>>158115942For the most part, since about 2000 the NFL could put literally any piece of shit matchup on air and get ratings growth. It’s how goodell came to be known as competent, he’s just been slicing off games and repackaging them to sell.It seems this strategy doesn’t work anymore,
>>158115963>brainpower of bryce >body of cam>soul of delhommePerfection
>>158115936I literally didn't even know who Matt Ryan was until he was in that hilarious superbowl.
>>158115936>they threw out two of the least inspiring or relevant teams and still pulled 12m viewers>pacoswing playoff games are considered a massive success if they get even a third as muchNFLchads just keep on winning
>>158115974he knows this, thats why hes trying to shill the nfl to any country that will take it now. even brazillians and theyre broke.
>>158115963But would be be the Defender of the Fresh Biscuit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OolG-Oc0P4
going to ditka's for dinner what'll ya have
>>158115916Herb would have to go a whole season of sucking before I even worry about him If you look at Brady Manning Brees Rodgers QBs like them don't become truly great until around age 30Herbie is 28 and way ahead of where he should be. The guys in their 30s still considered good areStafford BakerCousinsDakGoffMahomes
>>158115974I remember quite a few times where mnf was "struggling" because they kept getting shit matchups
>>158116000where's the bratwurst? where's the polish sausage? this isn't ditka's at all is it?
>>158116003>Herbie is 28 and way ahead of where he should beHoly fucking retard he's in his 7th NFL season and sucks dogshit. He's not "ahead" of where he should be by any stretch. He's obviously declined mentally and is afraid of getting hit
>>158115936>>158115974>>158115989>>158116009to be fair that MNF game wasn't simulcast on ABC like it usually is, that would have helped its numbers. still not a great matchup, I'm just saiyan
>>158116000I’ll take the Sysco slop
>>158116023he makes you seethe because you have a gay crush on Bo Nix. Granted you do give a women and very emotional response to football so it's not a surprise
>>158115841>Duck QB bustsYou now remember Joey Harrington and Akili Smith.
>>158116003>Herbie is 28 and way ahead of where he should be.Love the dude but this is b8
>>158115936I usually watch MNF but this one was only on ESPN and not antenna TV like it normally is. Their loss.
herbert sucks but I’d take him over blo dix
>>158115936I will find every single one of you faggots that didn't watch.
>>158116050or Kellen Clemens and Dennis Dixon lmoa
>>158116056Does anyone know what previous ESPN only mnf ratings been like? Or was this the first?
>>158116048It has nothing to do with Bo Nix. I was making cut ups and pointing out issues with Justin Herbert's game all the way back in 2021 long before Bo Nix was even drafted. People put the blinders on after his rookie season. He was phenomenal in 2020 i was just as hype as everyone thought he could be the next Andrew Luck. Year 2 onwards i saw the cracks and deficiencies with his play. Nobody listened to me for years and now it's got to the point where it's so glaringly obvious everyone can see it
>>158116003Rodgers was great pretty much as soon as he became the starter at 25.
>>158115989He needs to take the game to India. They will eat it right up. They love manly shit. I bet it could be the third most viewed sport in India after cricket and soccer.
>>158116056>>158116082They don't usual simulcast on ABC do they? I don't understand why not.
>>158116090They already tried that in the early 2010s with the EFLI (elite football league of india). We even had threads on /sp/. It was an absolute fucking disaster.
>random boomer with 1 superbowl died>aieeee stop the presses
>>158116100People care about brands, they want to see NFL teams, not knockoffs. This is why euro football leagues fail but NFL games in Europe are sellouts.
>>158116097No they usually do now, have for years. Part of the TV deal they negotiated has ABC simulcast 10 of the 17 MNF games, and this just happened to not be one of them because honestly why would it be
the 0-4 buccs beat the cowboys in dallas last night with an undrafted qb that spent 6 years in college
I just signed a Brett Veach apology form. This rookie class is outperforming the 2022 one; the same class that went to 3 straight Super Bowls.>CB Mansoor Delane is PFF's highest ranked rookie in all positions. DE Mason Thomas's pass rush win rate is 18.2% which is #1 among all rookies and is top 10 among every pass rusher in the league.
>>158116100>>158116113Yeah that's true. Europe has like two leagues too. Wish I was around for those threads though, would have loved to watch a game live or close to it. I don't think the US has sold football domestically anywhere but Japan.
>>158116113yuros hate how successful our games abroad are kek
>>158116123When it's black QB vs black QB it's basically a crapshoot. Dak is not a good QB
>pff
>>158116123>even belgianbros are learning how dogshit texas iswelcome to the fold
>>158116123Spending more time in college in skill positions is underrated. Especially with NIL, I bet we will see older QBs and some other positions start to be drafted higher. That's twice this year an older QB has done well.
>>158116119It just seems weird since they're both Disney and it's robbing Peter to pay Paul. Literally nothing on terrestrial TV does better than NFL, were they showing women's sports or some bullshit instead?
>>158116087Na first season starting in 08 he was good but struggled. 09 is where he became great. He took too many sacks holding the ball for too long but those two Packers-Vikings games he was going throw for throw with Brett Favre. Damn those were the days 2009 feels like just yesterday bros
>>158116083>Herbert's game all the way back in 2021 long before Bo Nix was even drafted.Fair enough. But with QBs you have proven yourself to be a snap judge guy were you take one look at them and love or hate them forever. If Hebert was Joe Montana you'd hate him all the same because your snap judgement when you first say him was "I hate him!" and you go by snap judgements and stick them them regardless if they make any sense or notAs for Herbert, he's still on the path to the HOF, I'm not saying he's going to make it but let's just sit back and see what his career resume is when he hangs it up. No point in shitting on him until then, unless he turns into a douche bag. There are no Herbert posters here right? So it's chicken shit to even rag him as he has no backers here. You alone rag him 15 times a week. It's your go to a lot when you're trying to think of something witty or cool
>>158116126>PFF
>>158115143To be fair no one can
>>158116144It's already worked well with Shough
How much time a week do you guys think you dedicated to football (that includes "discussing" it here)?
>>158116140>>158116165Mahomes' stats are identical to his 2022 season when he won league and super bowl MVP. The O-line will be fixed once Josh Simmons returns and coach Spags will have the defense clutch by the playoffs. You've had your fun but daddy is home.
>>158116200What about Year 8?
>>158116200How many turnovers does he have so far again
>>158115057>Nanners were almost totally healthy on offenseKittle was dead and their WR1 quit his job. They had Purdy, McCaffrey, and Trent Williams. Their WR1 was Jauan Jennings. Honestly I still think the niners are fucked come this Sunday. Even fully healthy they're a coin flip against that defense.
>>158116200he has like 4 TDs that are actually those gay little shovel tosses to a RB play that still count as a "pass" for some reason.Reid has him stat padding hard this year.
>>158115141People have been saying he's ass for years. The only ones that actually believe in him are the guys that run the team. They know he's a stat padder and when the playoffs come, he disappears.Herbert is the ultimate "if man" because people are still blaming the team around him like clockwork year over year.
>>158116193I put myself in an infinite time loop and spend eons on football at a time
>>158116223>How many turnovers does he have so far againOf the two interceptions one was a perfect throw that was not caught and the other was a bad route by a WR. Mahomes became a turnover machine in recent years but these two aren't his.>>158116214>What about Year 8?Injuries don't count.>>158116238>he has like 4 TDs that are actually those gay little shovel tosses to a RBStill more harder than Josh Allen and Jalen Hurts' 1 yard tush push TDs which should be an O-line stat.
never refuted
Bears Superbowl
>PFF
>>158116156I'm not a "snap judgement" guy at all. I watched a ton of his college tape and a bunch of other QBs pre draft 2020. I wasn't as high on him as some but i had him 4th in that draft class. I would say i was definitely wrong that Tua was better than him i definitely underestimated his physical limitations after that his injury. I still really like Hurts more than most but i think a lot of people would take Jordan Love over him right now. My opinions do change over time but ive just always seen something missing with Herbert. I've had hits and misses over the years but i own them. Trace McSorley and Hendon Hooker were two guys i was high on in 2019 and 2023 and neither of those guys did fucking shit in the league
>>158116279Hendon Hooker never got a real bussy chance
>>158115123You think she uses the peanut oil too?
>>158116279You are the definition of a snap judgement guy. I've done the draft with you for like 10 years now and you have the dumbest takes of anyone we have. You are our village idiot when it comes to the draft
>Patriots ruled out 4 CB'sBrock Bowers will go for 300 yards on Sunday if he doesn't break a knee or catch another flu
>>158116279>watched a ton of his college tapThis is something you also love to claim. You love to claim you're an NFL guru that should be working for McVay and that's you're some hardworking film grinderNone of that is true. You don't even watch football. You don't understand anything about the game. It's all way over your head
>>158116000>Oven friend BreadSo, bread?
>>158116314kek sure thing bro im such a "snap judgement" guy that i went all the way to Bo Nix's Auburn tape when evaluating him instead of just regurgitating whatever shit Robert Mays or Mel Kiper said about him and pretending i was smart. Everyone gets shit right and wrong. I know what i like in a QB you agreeing or disagreeing with the process is irrelevant
melty status?
It took Andy Reid 6 seasons to rebuild the Chiefs' OL yet the low IQ Eagles fans think Howie Roseman will be able to pull it off in their lifetime. Lol.
had no idea /cfb/ was such a hotbed of mental illnesscrazy how we rape and gape their "goat"s and remind them of their place
>>158116252>Still more harder than Josh Allen and Jalen Hurts' 1 yard tush push TDs which should be an O-line stat.Those are accredited rushing touchdowns and are categorized correctly, unlike a gay HB toss thats actually a pass because.... because........ IT JUST IS OKAY????
>>158116356cfb is just a KKK chapter
Dat Sonny Styles DROY campaign doe...
>>158116342>went all the way to Bo Nix's Auburn tapeMore evidence you're a complete idiot. Bo Nix sucked at Auburn. Had you watched him live at Auburn live you would be the first one laugh at home bad he isBut you don't watch football, you see him for one second at Oregon, and you make a snap judgement that "I love him!" and because of that you pretend was good at Auburn too and so you went and looked up ways to argue he was good at Auburn But had you just watched football on the first place you'd have known he's stench was nationwide when he was at Auburn But but but. You weren't there you didn't watch This is all over your headWhy is it so important to you to sound smart anyway? That's the sign of a retard. Retards either cope or freak out and desperately try to claim intellectual super powers You are peak retarded when it comes to this I'm surprised it took this long before you start chumping out and claiming you're intellectually superior to everyone againAlso, why are you such a fag that just cares about QBs?Have you ever been on a team in your life?No rightThis is a team sportsIt's all over your head
>viking's year>commander's year>jags's year
>>158116357>Those are accredited rushing touchdownsThe Eagles' oline changed and now Jalen is no longer having success with the tush push. It's almost as if that was an oline stat.
>>158116391>>commander's yearDo you really think so?
>>158116398>rest of the NFCE is dogshityes
>>158116393>The Eagles' oline changed and now Jalen is no longer having success with the tush push. It's almost as if that was an oline stat.No responding to this because that isnt the conversation. Its mutthomes statt padding on fraudy ass HB toss plays.He has 9 TDs, does he even have a single touchdown pass this year thats been over 10 air yards?
How south is Philly's season going now?
How did Bryce turn it around?
>>158116410His WR1 Rice spent training camp in a jail while recovering from knee surgery. His WR2 just broke his ankle, yet it's still not as bad as what he had to deal with in 2025 and 2024. No QB has done more with less.
>>158116402We can't get healthy
>>158116346Bo induced
>>158116428>smoothie king center
>>158116415faguars will tell the tale
reffies even control the official websitetheir power knows no bounds
>>158115961They are fucking jacked
this yall goat? LMAO
>>158116430>His WR1 Rice spent training camp in a jail while recovering from knee surgery. His WR2 just broke his ankle, yet it's still not as bad as what he had to deal with in 2025 and 2024. No QB has done more with less.Again, I wont be responding to this cope post because it isnt the conversation. Its Mutthomes stat padding """Passing touchdowns"""" with HB toss plays.Now answer the question. Of Mutthomes' 9 touchdowns, how many have been over 10 (Ten) Air yards?Im not asking a lot here, its just 10 (Ten) fucking yards. How many? Surly it quite a few at this point since we are already a quarter of the way done with the season, right?
Why didn't he just force Bo to throw to the open receivers? How will Payton now calling plays make Bo throw to the open players?
>>158116464>Of Mutthomes' 9 touchdowns, how many have been over 10 (Ten) Air yards?I'll answer after you tell me how many QBs have made 10 yard TDs without their WR1 and WR2 and backup tackles which has plagued the chiefs for 4 seasons in a row? Mahomes hasn't declined, he just doesn't have the consistent weapons and OL of Allen, Burrow, Purdy, Goff, and Jalen.
>>158116464>how many have been over 10 (Ten) Air yards?I love when /sp/ suddenly becomes air raid offense fans when it's to discredit Mahomes
>>158116480Who knows. Maybe webb was babying bo too much. Maybe SP will get in bo's ear and tell him directly what the read is. Either way, last week was literally the worst i've ever seen bo play, we will improve
>>158116459Guess
Micah Parsons still isn't back
>>158116459I dont get it. So patty is a 78th %ile QB, and vileplume is the a %ile strongest pokemon?
>>158116506You don't think he could've got in his ear when he wasn't calling plays
>>158116480There's only so much you can do with a QB like Blo Dix.
>>158116501>>158116505Ah okay. I see now. Im talking to stamutt, so that explains why youre being such a greasy rat faggot about this kek.I shant be responding to you anymore, but Ill go ahead and answer the question that you keep trying to desperately dodge, and for anyone else whos been reading these posts and is interested in the answer. Its 1 (ONE)of his 9 TD """"Passes"""" this year only 1 (ONE) has been a pass that the ball has traveled for more than 10 yards. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158116518Maybe he didn't want to step on webb's toes. IDK nigga. Also I heard one of the local talking heads say that webb and SP also have different terminologies
>Thro Pix
>>158116417He doesn't have dogshit weapons anymore. Old man Thielen was his best weapon early.
im off the bills bandwagon, and on the jags now. there’s no way they’re not winning it all
>>158116383imagine thinking im gonna read all that kek what a mark
>>158116530>Im talking to stamutt
long live jerruh!
>>158116532FUCK OUT THE WAY NIGGA
>>158116530His LT is injured and his LG got benched. You need time to throw.
>>158116556RTP
>>158116542>im off the bills bandwagon, and on the jags nowThe Jags are a downgrade from the Bills. Allen and Mahomes are the only QBs that are consistently elite in the playoffs and that's all that matters.
>>158115841now do this with ohio state
>>158115841This looks like a textbook Duck induced melty
>>158116560>you need time to throwSince when?
>>158116590If you want to get even more grim, look at a list of USC QBs. Nightmare shit.
>>158116356you rape goats?
>>158116560Funny how this doesnt stop Joey Bussy.Also funny how if anyone mentions this with Herbert everyone will sperg the fuck out at you.
locusts will descend upon the house of jerry insh'allah
>>158116567>Allen >consistently elite in the playoffs
>Mathew Stafford will be the MVP![gets exposed as a roster baby]>Josh Allen is the MVP![has a two game meltdown]>Brock Purdy is the MVP!![gets his shit pushed in by the Seahawks]So Trevor Lawrence is up next until they admit it is Mahomes?
>>158116622He'd make the call and they would start to see things Jerruhs way after. He always wins in the end.
>>158116567>The Jags are a downgrade from the Bills.You can be elite as you want but you ain't doing shit with a shit D. Best Bills can expect is DivisionalJags? They have a defense. They are looking at AFCCG
>>158116622KEK
>>158116622if they descend to another team he will give up a second rounder for them anyway
>>158116620>Funny how this doesnt stop Joey Bussy the only QB with two elite WR1s>>158116627I hate the Bills but the numbers don't lie. Allen's post season stats are elite.
Why kids think fart and poop jokes are so funny? This motherfucker has been cackling for an hour.
>>158116398No.
>>158116632There was a point where Allen had a top 5 defense for like 4 seasons in a row yet never got it done. Save the IF man excuses for Justin Herbert, please.
>>158116516He'll be back before the Rams plane touches down.
>>158116650>the only QB with two elite WR1sSo does time to throw matter for a QB or not? Pick a lane, retard.
>shit pisspoop
>>158116650>Allen's post season stats are elite.In the Wild Card. But you said consistently, and Allen is not elite in the Div or CCG
STILL laughing at the Cowboys
I’m gay and black. Go patties go buccies!
>>158116628>bustin's face when he learned what his girl will turn into
>>158116674you should be granted American Citizenship for this post
>>158116627Allen is 2-0 vs Lamar is playoffs and Lamar is probably also a HOFer>>158116650>Allen's post season stats are elite.I have no idea how anyone can complain about small market Josh Allen getting too much love when it's not known in every household how good this dude has been in the playoffs
>>158116674Is what dem boyz are best at, brining laughter to us all every year.
>>158116682That's very flattering but your nation needs less people, I also don't want to take the place of ridiculing the Cowboys away from home grown Americans.
>>158116681She looks better now
>>158116674It happens every year and they always fall for it, it's the greatest running joke in sports history.
>we get to watch foreigners experience cowgirls humiliation for the first timeGod Loves America
Don't care, not fazed, still winning the NFCE
>Derp Peescat
>>158116685Josh Allen is even higher with career playoff TD passesThis is just his passing in the playoffs, not adding rushing
>>158116744This could be said by anyone in the division because they're all bad and delusional.
Call itI can't call it for you, it wouldn't be fair
>>158115421but think about the pizza parties later
>>158116798glock purdy finna own them cocks
>>158116798ildk nanners always seem to beat us12s at home except last year in the playoffs, darnold has looked bad, special teams aren't the killers they were last year...
>>158116744>not fazed
>*stunts on their flyover leadhead corpse during the peak of their arrogance*
>>15811679831-9 SeahawksPurdy gets his shit pushed in and all the ninerfags apologize for shilling him as the MVP. 2 INTs, 3 sacks, and 1 fumble. Purdy then admits he's the look-alike girl and gets a train ran on him by the entire locker room.
>>158116798Ghost bitch looking shaky this year so far. I think Turdy gets it done.
>>158115350EZ money.
>>158116826Do you have the Jordan Love version of this where he runs the exact same play and chokes it?
>>158116000bros eating at dickass lmfao
>>158116752Career passer rtg in playoffs, Josh is Top 5 all time Interesting Baker & Dak are on there so don't sleep on them. Baker knocked out the Eagles in the playoffs, Dak knocked out Brady to end his career
Excuse me /nfl/I was told multiple times Mike McDaniel would "unlock" Justin Herbert and that Greg Roman was holding him back. Please explain why this hasn't happened yet
>>158116854>burrs get exposed>b-but what about the other leadheadskek never beating the allegations
>>158116685>>158116752Either you are consistently elite in the playoffs, or your past 4 postseasons involve 3 failed game winning drives and getting blown out at home
>>158116864Excuse me /kiwi/Explain your obsession with a dude that doesn't know you exist and that gets girls in a league you'll never get
>>158116854
Mina chads are eating this week, after the Kay bogging was reveal. What do you say Kay retards? Ready to kneel to the real ball knowledge beauty?
>>158116869Sorry, I'm a Niners fan I just had a brain fart because I'm playing video games on my other monitor
kiwi gets the nfl and american football more than 80-90% of the people who post here
>>158116883gook
>>158116887fair enoughthe jesters are all the same in the end
>>158116854I also have this, if that's what you're talking about. But it's not at all the same
>only two gay QBs in league history come from flyover rustbelt shitholes>white top comes from the north>black bottom comes from the south
>>158116862Cousins is coming bros
>>158115077For me, it's always been Liz Vicious.
>>158116888You sure do, kiwi! You're smart! Don't listen to what your Mom told you
disintegrate the cardinals in a vat of acid
>>158116965This is the first year since Kyler humiliated himself vs the Rams during their SB run that I remember the Cards being relevant even as a pesky upset team.
>>158116928crazy to think about Cousins career. 4th rd draft pick set to backup #2 pick RG3.
I almost forgot how annoying these 49ers fans are. They were so quiet and submissive last season.
>>158117009It doesn't matter. You just have to sit back and wait for the humiliation.
>>158117009>white coastGOD rapes and gapes your uppity rustbelt black gay QB>you seethe in silence the entire timethe dogs learn their place one way or another kek
>You just have to sit back and wait for the humiliationare they pretending we don't know who they are?
>>158117020The iggles are needed to humble and contain them but the iggles fans are annoying too. It's a lose-lose situation.
>>158116798This is the closest we've gotten to a true toss up this year. I'd say Seahawks win since they're better on the road and the Niners win in Seattle
[Highlight] Tyreek Hill in his testimony on allegations of domestic violence by his ex-wife, when asked if he believes he was a good husband: “I don't... I’m going into football terms, but I just think that after watching the film, there were a lot of areas I can improve in.”
>>158116877Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek the girl im sleeping with right now is immensely more attractive than Madison Bogged. She has a lovely fat arse too. Sounds like you're having a Kiwi induced melty. Stop getting worked into a shoot for a change
>>158117054>The iggles are needed to humble and contain themNanners own the Eagles though, they needed to break Purdy's arm on the first play of the game to beat them in 2022. Queefs are the true natural predator, every fan just kinda accepts that they own us and that the Chiefs making the 'owl again is the worst possible scenario for this year
>>158117071>“I don't... I’m going into football terms, but I just think that after watching the film, there were a lot of areas I can improve in.”my fuckin sides man
>>158114974
>>158115596
>>158116786Please God. But who will the Lord send in his place?I, the Lord of sea and sky,I have heard my people cry.All who dwell in dark and sinMy hand will save.I, who made the stars of night,I will make their darkness bright.Who will bear my light to them?Whom shall I send?https://youtube.com/shorts/cDAb6LjJMok
>>158117077>girl im sleeping withSleeping in your mom's basement is not what we mean by "sleeping with a girl". The only time your dick's been wet is when it was in a dude's butthole in the burning hot summer of New Orleans, that day you got your nose permanently rearranged by a latin king.
>>158117112Dem boyz finna take Yakub after all the shitters in the top 5 pass on him because of his height
what team is the orville redenbacher's gourmet popping corn of the nfl?
>>158117104Makes you wonder if Rickey Williams would have been Walter Payton if he was in a previous era and Ditka was right about that, he just didn't know the game had passed him by
>>158117119Damn bro you sound really upset. Maybe you should have a good time instead of getting plonked on the chan mmhmmmm plonked and obsessed 'fraid so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdg5XY5DEGY
>>158117271and it was!
I hope the toxins and tits tie on Sunday.
>>158117090>Chiefs are the true natural predator, every fan just kinda accepts that they own us and that the Chiefs making the 'owl again is the worst possible scenario for this yearThis.
>>158116925wait whose the white one. ik about sam bradford with the st louis rams
>>158117271He couldn't have known that Brad Holmes wouldn't be able to find a single serviceable cornerback for 3 straight years
>>158117340aaron "i really really like women" rodgers
>>158117340>wait whose the white onehe is very very straight with a very very hot fiance anon
Is it a hot take to say my Chiefs are just a WR1 and edge rush away from being a super team?
>>158117349Gayron is from California.
my Vikies will recruit JHerbz or JoeyB before the deadline SQQWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when your retarded fat ass has 4x the superbowls of le epic dinosaur era SNL ditka
>>158115924I agree with this. Developing a passer means gutting out a number of turnovers and throwaways until they gain experience, which doesn't jive with win now or leave expectations. Coaches get enamored with the idea of replacing the turnovers with occasional good scrambles and deep bombs that solve a lot of immediate problems but significantly lowers the ceiling when the talent disparity shrinks, which shows up a lot even in college when good teams play other good teams.
>>158117380kings of the jesterskeep those burrsfags and other leadheads raped and gaped and far too humiliated to shit up the genny
>>158117368I'd say Left Tackle is pretty important although the UDFA has been solid so far. I wonder if Josh Simmons is even still with the team or he's run away to do more drugs
>>158117381>>158114974>ditkanobody told me why I should care about this boomer, boomers have ruined the world and stole our future from us
>>158117403b-but he won one superbowl in 80 years for the bears, he's the goat o algo, he has a loombardi!!! (don't ask who that trophy is named for)
>>ditka>nobody told me why I should care about this>boomer, boomers have ruined the world and stole our future from us
>>158117400They're being too secretive about Josh. He must have gotten hooked on pain killers, again
was Rodgers' ring a fluke?
ngl I thought mike ditka was already dead 10 years ago the way the media talked about him
>>158117412Seems likely. Queefies are obviously on a BYE but I don't think I've seen any designation for him other than DNP on any injury report weeks 1-4
Dallas lucky Ditka died today so everyone forgot how much cock they blew
I think Travis Hunter is autistic
>>158117481A lot of players are probably autistic. Brady 100% is
>>158117071>yreek Hill in his testimony on allegations of domestic violence by his ex-wife, when asked if he believes he was a good husband: “I don't... I’m going into football terms, but I just think that after watching the film, there were a lot of areas I can improve in.”Welcome to the chiefs
why nonsticky
>>158117481No he isn’t>>158117499Brady 100% is notWhy do zoomers think any quirky person is automatically autistic
>>158117481I saw some interview with his wife about how he'd wait in the car outside when she went to parties kek he's definitely a little on the spectrum
Your team HAS made a CCG in the past 30 years, right Anonymous?
>>158117512Its named after my teams founder so yes
>>158117512Even won a few.
Was he too intelligent for the NFL?
>>158117400>>158117453The tackles are no longer the Chiefs' Kryptonite now that they have a run game. I don't know how you beat this team once they get Josh back and the rookies on defense have matured.
>>158117522hes unironically a retard, almost flunked HS twice and waived the wlick
>>158117522He's smart enough to make more money being a pitch man like Shaq now.
>>158117512Of course. I even won the super bowl last week.We are talking about Madden, right?
