They're the same picture editionprevious >>158114974
josh allen naked
six wins for my steelers
Both are certified bums, Cowboys suck and always will!
Kangz raped and gaped the burrs so hard it killed their epic coach kek
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at SEA)CHIEFS (BYE)VIKINGS (at NO)==In danger this week==Bills (at LAR MNF)Seahawks (vs SF)Jaguars (vs PHI)Ravens (at ATL SNF)Raiders (at NE)Bears (at GB)Browns (at NYJ)Giants (at WAS)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHITeveryone else fuck off
>>158118456The Cowboy's main weakness is an inability to win 30 score games, yet they traded away Mica. Make this make sense.
I'm naked right now
>>158118456But what does Jerry think?
>>158118480>mfw my seahawkies are good enough to be in the .700 club
>>158118499This is real btw.
>>158118493Shut the fuck up kiwi no one asked. Stupid asshole everyone here hates you
>>158118480I'm not trying to gloat, because I've seen my share of promising starts go to shit. I'm keenly aware of my team's history. That said, I almost wish the Eagles hadn't thrown in the towel before the London game. The Jags will get about as much credit for A win (not taking it for granted) as they did for dominating Cleveland (who are 3-0 since but whatever :'). I'm just glad Trevor still looks like he did in the second half of last season. I've built up so much smug equity with some of my friends defending him from the very beginning. He has unironically never been the problem. We're talking about a guy that had Christian Kirk as his WR1 for the first three seasons of his career. We're talking about a guy that made sure Kirk, Zay Jones, and Evan Engram's grandchildren will be able to go college.
>>158118499>black dcs
>>158118499Wait is this AI or did he actually act like that? Thats embarrassing
>>158118493haha, I love Kiwi's antics and ball knowledge.
>>158118511go to* college, excuse me
>>158118511People are absolute retards for giving up on a white quarterback with a good IQ. Thats why everyone dogging on Justin Herbert now is hilarious. Like come on man, everyone and their mom knows its just shit coaching just like when Trevor had urban meyer.
>>158118499There's an AI edit of Jerry jumping from the booth into the stands, it's pretty funny.
Slam dunk the cardinals into a garbage compactor
>>158118504only for the next day and a half
kek naked Kiwi penis got em seething
wtf is a meatball sub
>FUCKING JUMPkek anyone watching Iowa @ Washington?
>dak poopshit made the cowboys look so much worse just by virtue of acting like a little bitch when somebody called his performance embarrassingSHIT SHITSHIT
Jerry lost the Micah trade
>>158118571kek lone saars learn their place
>>158118550so nanoka~~?
Why did the Packers regress so much?
>why is a jesterguild team bad
>>158118573How though? Cowboys will be horrible. Packers will be horrible. So thats two 1st rounders in the top 10. You can probably get a QB to replace low iq Dak. And another top edge rusher
Only an elite QB could make this play.
You now remember Bears legend Mike Glennon
>>158118576Let's see>massive portion of their salary is tied up in paying injured players or dead cap hits (see: paying aaron banks $77m/4y despite being a bottom of the barrel LG and is also out on injuy)>offensive line mismanaged to hell and back, currently dead last in pass-blocking, jordan love leading in sacks and hits>endless fucking foombles because everyone in that locker room no longer tuck the ball for some reason>MLF mentally collapses the longer the game goes on>next to no play-action, tricks, nothing, every first down fails because the line isn't 100% on board with the plan
>>158118562
>>158118456about time you all started linking previous thread ffs
>>158118606Good cropping to avoid showing the score
>>158118576Because they're Chevy fans
>>15811860651 is a cursed jersey number
>>158118456Romo is at least funny as a commentator I have to go with homo
>>158118484dak you scored 16 yesterday, it was embarassing
>>158118621who gives a shit? What are you going to do, go back and >(you) people in a dead thread who left hours ago?Why?
>>158118484Parsons wasn't going to stop Bucky from running all over them. Iirc Jerruh said something about putting more emphasis on run defense with the trade, now we see how that's going.
My Puckers finna this week
JHERBZ TO MY VIKIES SOON SQWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158118634 Dick Butkus tho
maori eyes
Madden 28 should let you play as the reffies
>>158118606Gotta give it to Kirko, that was a hell of a play. Bowers too. Raidturds still stinky though.
>no actual MVP QB candidate outside of purdy this yeardamn
pure class
>>158118695Would be kino
>>158118711Awww
How bad was Parsons ACL tear that he'll miss most of the season when Kittle tores his Achilles in January and played week 1 and looks as good as ever? At this point you have to wonder if he'll even be the same player when he comes back with how long the healing process is
My team's head coach looks like a lesbian
REF GODS? WE LOCKING THE FUARK IN?
>>158118511I'm not gonna lie I used to put Tlaw with the likes of Herbert and Jordan Love where they get a ton of hype but never do anything but I've come around, he's a baller and it was legitimately not his fault.
>>158118576black QB
>>158118744saintsbro...
>>158118742Just switch to beer, bro.
>18 game seasons>two bye weeks>every team has an international game>all stadiums are indoor and climate controlled except Buffalo and LambeauThis is the future of NFL and it's awesome.
>>158118747You can literally see the LoB on this graph.
>>158118761nodding respectfully
>>158118761>>158118764If your tummy is feeling it so are you. If that isn't good enough start getting crossfaded, trust me, drinking to the point of sickness is a bad deal.
>>158118766Tons of other stadiums are still outdoors. Jags, Buccs, Broncos (for now but the new stadium will have a retractable roof), Niners, Steelers, Ravens, Chiefs, Dolphins, Pats, etc. I mean probably more than half the league still plays outside.
>>158118752Their games just aren't on tv that often. If you aren't a fan of the team it would be easy to come to this conclusion. Many "fans" of the team still came to this conclusion. All of his worst traits were a result of hero ball antics because he didn't trust anything around him. Liam is the first coach in his career to actually hold him accountable. He's been begging for this. He never asked to be coddled because he was a superstar before he took an NFL snap, but that's what happened.
>>158118779>ran out of chaser and tried to follow with waterWater is a better mixer than chaser. When I was broke as a joke I was drinking tap ice water and vodka with zero issues (aside from being a fucking alcoholic lmao).
>>158118456You guys reckon the next Cowboys quarterback is going to have the same statline too?
>>158118779That's a lot anon!
>>158118835Yes. Dallas won't win an owl til Jerry croaks and then the league will give them a pity one.
>>158118835I sure do, partnuh *gives your cute ass a good SLAAAAAAAP*
>>158118835nah it doesn't hit 3 times in a row or else jordan love would be the next favre/rodgers
>>158118843Unironically I think Goodell has it out for the Cowboys and always has. Remember, he's butt buddies with the Mara family that owns the Giants.At least once a season the Cowboys get called for some penalty I've never heard of and didn't even know was in the rule book. They're the ONLY team I ever seen get called for these wack-ass obscure penalties. I think Goodell commands the refs to do it just to fuck with Jerry and Dallas.This doesn't excuse all the numerous ways Dallas' shittiness is their own fault, but it's just something I notice.
>>158118858It's not even just that. Jurry Jones and Goodell have had a pretty openly hostile relationship
If he throws for over 5000 yards 40 tds this season would you say he has truly become elite, amongst the likes of mahomes, burrow, allen?
>>158118867I hate Jerry but I think I hate Goodell more. I hope the old fart embarrasses Roger one last time before he croaks.
>I'M JEERRY JOOOOOOOOONNNNNESSSSShttps://youtube.com/shorts/MWUOurxemZA?is=7OlndA-AN3MrOyL_
>>158118877If he can actually keep up the current trajectory then yes he will be elite
>>158118742brother youre dying
>>158118742There's this thing called Medicaid that we have here, y'know. I got approved in like a day because I'm poor. It's not the best health care but at least it's something.
>jennyfag is a severe /druk/oidsomehow the least reprehensible of all the raiderpacos
>>158118945i second that because i've unfortunately seen that liver failure can hit like a ton of bricks
>>158118742Just wait for the seizures when you forget to have a drink for an hour.
reminder the assmad poster saying pacos is a severly butthurt (0-4) chorgers fan
>chorgers>having a fanyeah sure, and I'm Jerry Rice
Name a bigger meme in world history than this overrated cringe boomer and his gay gimmick
>>158118984and that drunk raiders fan
>>158119025It’s chikaner
>>158119062There might be lifelong San Diego boomers who saw Rivers as the second coming of Joe Montana back then and just can't bring themselves to abandon those shitty lightning bolts. That's my only guess.
>>158119120Kys. Not even in a "show some respect for the dead" sense. Legitimate HoF player, SB winning HC, and a great tv personality. He's football royalty for all time. I bet you didn't even know he played in the NFL.
>>158119120You don't know ball
>>158118742Hope you die chomo
>>158119120>overrated cringe boomerhe revolutionized the TE position, cazzie.
There is no evidence that Aaron Rodgers' alleged wife "Brittani" exists. What are they trying to hide?
>>158119303she goes to a different school dum as this is well known by now
>>158119327She also lives in Canada
>>158118766In 30 years people will wonder why teams were so stupid to build open roof stadiums , especially cold climate cities
>>158118964>health insurance in America is totally free and easy to get.you stupid lying piece of shit retard nobody says this
Nick Sirianni can't be a bad coach and Jalen can't be a bad QB, otherwise it would mean you can win a Super Bowl without being good.
>>158119393What does Nick Sirianni even do? Does he call plays and scheme plays?
>>158118499EmbarrassingDak should feel bad
>>158119361I'm a casual and i know the guy on the right but not the one on the left.
jizzed inside a vagina then ate a kebab
>>158119405He's a cheerleader and hype man.
Just got back from a night out partying and having sex with my really hot gf what's going on here in /nfl/ ?I assume the thread is so slow because all other nfl posters or out having weekend fun with their hot GFs as well and not total losers
>>158119405>Does he call plays and scheme plays?lol no
>>158119393You can if you ride the bus.
>>158118499This channel and his scripts are really good but it's very obviously a stealth kalshi advertising front. Still enjoy the content.
>>158118539The fact that they're starting Jacoby Brissett on purpose is enough to tell me they aren't even trying.
>>158119445Just finished impregnating my wife, I really really love her
>>158119366Well you never tried. I've gotten so much shit done for free this year. And I'm not even poor OR employed.
>>158119347he actually said he met her in europe o algo
It would be heartwarming if the giants where 2 wins above their entire division.
what college fagball /cfb/ games we watching today and why
>>158120192army is fun
>>158118779>bragging about his drinking like anyone of value caresngmi
Dak made Jurry cry he should be embarrassed
>>158120206will dum ass be there ?
there is hurricane happening right now and yet this thread is still dead as hell wtf
>>158120192Ooo UCLA @ Oregon. I'll watch that. Love my Duckies.
>>158120192We are a Umass genny
da coach will bless da burrs this sundaygreen gay has no chance
>>158120694Is Gaylebs bussy healthy enough
>>158120458>will todd monken be there ?no their coach is jeff monken, but they're cousins
>>158120621Is the QB who got heemed back?
>>158119361crazy to think roquan smith was a bears LB and they shipped him out because poles doesn't know defense
>>158120192We don’t watch that crap here
>>158118499Imagine him breaking that buck right on the field.
Julian Super Sayin is gonna plonk Maryland for 5 tuddies mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158121225> TFW you didnt get 5/5 stacy because you chose the wrong sport
As much as I enjoy watching the cowbs get humiliated Todd Bowles is an unmitigated disaster and should have been fired on the spot after that game, never mind the fact that he also should have been fired at least twenty different times over the past 5 seasons
>>158121378You're Racist
>>158119405>What does Nick Sirianni even do?Make the playoffs
this general is so slow it's embarrassingyou all should be embarrassed by your poor performance and inability to contribute
have you apologized to joey yet?
does macaroni salad sound good for breakfast...im going to do it
>>158118480Gonna be in the .500 club in no time!
>>158121686I'm sorry I ever called you Joe Bussy. Your bussy mid af.
>>158118562An extremely preventable interception in which the QB is to blame; "He threw him a meatball sub" implies the QB not only made a horribly timed pass, but it also landed in the hands of the opposition.
>>158121702I did it. Added a little Texas Pete and had a nice veggie breakfast
>>158118562AYO lemme get a meatball sub, no onion, extra dick and balls. And lemme get it Hurts' way!
>>158121794The dorky meatball sub trend is over. Now we going back to DEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ NUTS
>>158121686joe butthole is 1-35 when trailing at any point in the last 8 minutes of the 4th quarter. what a kek
>>158118562brady is a sellout shill. he signed a deal with subway so that's why he's making sandwich memes
>>158118562Overpriced sandwich at subway that user to be good at decent price. Now don't bother Subway will go out of business with their price gouging. And that's good fuck them. That's why a bad pass is called a meetball sub. Because fuck them
should a pick 6 now be called a meatball 6 incher
>>158121922i endorse this idea
>>158121887>He advertises subway for freeBut yeah count the McDs and Subways in your area and there are probably more Subways now, many owned by Jeets. One the best wife made a sandwich nobody wanted to when I walked in she kept pushing it on me when I only want whatever they call the loaded Italian. So I quit going to Subway like 10 years ago
>>158121952Oof that Grammer needs a little work and by a little I mean a lot.
>>158121990It's grammar, you fucking retard
>>158121934STFU Brady fuck you and subway you're a ripp off
Had my asshole licked tonight what a treat
>>158122014>Goes to /NFL/ thread>Too retarded to think of anything to keep an NFL discussion going>I know, let's derail the thread talking about me>I smart person guises, a genius
>the retarded employee who called dak "embarrassing" was fired kwab. don't insult your coworkers next time
>>158122048this general accounts for 90% of his social interaction
ill give you a meatballs sub lol
>>158122048kek worked into a shoot
>>158122048kek, stomp the kiwi
>>158122048He is a faggot
>>158121995You're a retard faggot and a loser
noodle arm (daniels) and noodle leg (caleb) bitches
might order a bloomin onion from outcast in honor of the game today
>>158122396i like that idea but there are no games today
Going to Walmart for a big CFB day meal and snacks what should get or just pretend it's Sunday
>>158122506liquor, beer, bratwursts and chips
>>158121686Please dont get injured before the madrid game
>>158122506Go to Costco instead for hot dogs
>>158122570Im not driving 4 fucking hours just to go to Costco
>>158122506chicken wings. on the grill, or air fryer if you’re lazy
hmmm
>>158122592looks like the only qb in nfl history is a dude
Guess I'll go to cfb if that's where all the action is todayEmbarrassing nfl discussion today faggots
X gonna get ya
>>158122661seriously. I'll make a shitpost on one of the nfl meme subreddits at 3AM and get 100 replies in an hour while this shithole is getting 2 posts per hour
if sherbert wasnt banging madison beer he’d have nothing
my vikies :)
How do we save the genny?
“Lakeeta’s lawyer questioned Tyreek hill about a time he got in an argument with her because she was walking around the house in lingerie & his dad was thereLawyer:”You felt like she was being disrespectful?”TH:”if your wife was barely wearing any clothes around your family where I’m from that’s disrespectful”Lawyer:”my wife can wear whatever she wants in my house””
>>158123094most dudes fathers wouldn’t bang their girl in their son’s house. but blacks are different, and the women they associate with would be liable to try to bang their guys dad
>>158119120Massive L take, anon. Just leave now.
>>158119120i can't believe there was a time when people thought that smoking was cool
>>158122396I hate chain restaurants, but Outback is the one place I will come to bat for. Bloomin Onion + Alice Spings Chicken is fucking electric.
oh schizzy schizzy the gang never sleeps hehehe
>>158121686my future Vikies HoF
Am I crazy or did we get a Saturday games a couple of years ago?
>>158123600yeh after college football season bro
>>158123600>Canada doesnt understand the delicate balance betwene NFL and collegiate footballSEEESH
>>158123600We always get a couple in December once the college season ends
beedrill + butterfree is literally the no fly zone
>>158123831i want to FUCK rapidash
>>158123831Scyther is my guy, always has been.
The Chargers will draft Arch
wish there was an OTC pill I could take and sleep for 6 hours at a time lights out
>>158123831>Cloyster at MLBYou're getting exposed by Electabuzz
>>158124045yeah it's called alcohol
Embarrassing.
reminder: it's not dak's fault
>>158118606Average boomer vs average 23 yo draft pick, who would make a better QB?
>>158124145Embarrassing Cope
>>158118456Druk Romoscott
>>158124240not dak's fault the defense is historically bad
>>158124145>aubrey kicks it from 60>"wow dak is so good"
>>158124272scored 16 points thursday lmao!
>>158124337>a season is more than 1 gamewhoa
>>158123134Wearing lingerie in front of her father in law is obviously completely inappropriate, the fuck are you talking about?
>>158124045Yeah it’s called benadryl
>[Highlight] Browns WR KC Concepcion on his mentality when blocking: “I grew up with the term, 'If you don't block, you don't get the rock.' So that's just kind of my mentality when I step out there up on the field. Anything that I can do to help out a touchdown, I’m willing to do it.”I wish my Chiefs got him :(
>>158124388>rockwhat?
>>158124401crack rock. he's an addict and needs his next fix.
>>158124401Pound the Rock was a phrase commonly used in life, that got applied to football because you can have your RB get CTE by slamming his body into the opposing team over and over again until it gives out permanently.Over time, the football has become the rock, and so now WRs are catching rocks instead of just RBs pounding it.
>>158124401he meant cock. you don’t get the cock. that’s a big thing in the zesty community
Anybody have a link to "Saban" docuseries?
>>158118465
>>158124513you don’t pound the cock, the cock pounds the bussy. pounding the cock would hurt
>>158124145How many of those are field goals?
>>158124624josh is cumming inside hailee while you're letting him live rent free in your head
>>158124604Yeah, I do.
Why was Dak throwing it so hard during checkdowns?
>>158124692If you don't give me the link your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>158124748Wait until I finish watching the entire series
>>158124764AI gave me the linkThanks big dog
>>158124687My team’s tight end has a hotter wife
>>158124388I wish my niners got him :(but he probably would have been injured by now
I don't want to wake up ever
mr mime literally has hands and abra can just teleport to the end zone
>>158123831>bug type against fire rb and flying wrYeah I'm taking the over.
RIP. now I don't know what to snack on during games
>>158125058>Meowth LT?
>>158124369Ben a drill don't do shit
>>158125168I don't see the problem.
>>158121225>passes the green light testHmm maybe I was wrong to negatively judge this guy
>>158125125Holy shit I used to eat these when I was a young lad
Wtf
Uhh to where
Where will he go?
>>158125550Honestly not surprising. I was baffled that Baltimore gave up a 2nd for a guy with a concussion. >>158125574>>158125583My Redskins are about to do some nonsense
>>158125574>>158125583KEK is he the biggest WR bust of this century?
>>158125583I'll take him on the Raiders for no more than a 4th
>>158125550Would you buy a high mileage used car without looking at it first?
>>158125574>>158125583It’s gotta be the Colts
Why do people like cfb more than nfl?>>158125353>The schools and players actually are a reflection of the region where they are located to some extent. So that I can self identify with my team. Whereas the NFL is entirely artificial. The players have nothing to do with the team, they didn’t choose who drafts them. The team has nothing to do with the city where it’s located, they move around freely. I have no idea how a person can feel passionately about the NFL. To me it’s in the same category as people with corporate logos tattooed on them and shit.>Also college football is just more entertaining. It’s better to watch because momentum matters more and there are way more catastrophic turnovers and mind blowing playsIs this true ?Or why do people like the NFL better than cfb ?
>>158125058Unsurprisingly, Scyther remains relevant.
>>158125672All of that 2024 draft class was terrible
>>158124735Unchecked Anger Management
>>158125044Go Dolphins!
>>158125574>>158125583>>158125658 He’s going to either the colts or chargers
What game will this be tomorrow?
>>158125716Wow, it's not the Colts
>>158125784Two teams he absolutely won’t be going to
>>158125788I hope that's is ai
>>158120192I dropped out of college :(
>>158125816shit, I seriously thought it was them guess it's the choofs or rams then
>>158125788Hopefully Raiders end up smacking the shit out of the Patriots
>>158125816>According to personal sources it is the Bills. He’s not playing because they need him on Monday and they don’t want the Rams to prepare.
>>158122592My Berds!
cfb thread is smoking this shit general right now you all are embarrassing
>>158125837It's not AI
It’s the Texans. Screencap this I know Mike Florio
>>158125903There's no good games on until 3. Unless you wanna watch SEC bums fight
>>158125906Im going to say it is so I feel better and no one can prove its not ai
oh schizzy schizzy, its almost time to go outside hehehe
>>158125732looks nfl cucks have no answer for this
>>158125583Welcome to my Vikies!
>>158125903It's Saturday.
>>158125748Ladd bros, we are the best WR in the draft
>>158125748Odunze won
Temujin wake up and cook me breakfast you fat autistic bitch.
What team is getting harrison jr
>>158125968You ok anon? You sound sad
[Adam Schefter] Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @Rapsheet. The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game against Detroit as details of the trade are being finalized.[Schefter] One team that has had Marvin Harrison trade talks with Arizona is Houston, sources tell me and @rapsheet. Houston has been, and is thought to be, square in the mix for Harrison. But as one Texans source said about the team’s interest in Harrison, “I can’t confirm or deny at this time.”[Schefter] The one certainty is that Marvin Harrison’s time in Arizona is done. Arizona feels comfortable enough to know it can and will trade Harrison, which is why he will be inactive Sunday. But no Harrison trade will be completed until after Sunday’s games are played.
>>158126006cope
>>158126028The browns
>>158126028Nanners might make sense
>>158126041why is schefter a semen slurping retard
>>158126030Not sad because that is Ai
>>158126041It's going to be a shit team
>>158125583>>158125574holy shit, look at those michelins
>>158126053The tards would trade him to a divisional opponent?
>>158126041>>158126067Commanders confirmed
>>158126028The Toronto Argonauts
>>158126016Is that his mom or his girl lol, bitch looks 40 with them crows feet. Means she smiles a lot though so shout out Ladd for making her smile
>>158126079Nevermind, the only tard here is me, sadly.
>>158126085Aren't you guys getting Aiyuk?
>>158126041>1-3 tardinals trading mhj to the 0-4 toxinsSeems dumb and pointless
>>158126085I will crash the fuck out if it's us.
>[Schultz] Okay here’s the deal: Marvin Harrison Jr. is expected to be traded. You know that by now. He’s inactive for Sunday’s game and the teams involved would “prefer the trade destination is NOT announced” until both team’s play this weekend, according to multiple sources.ITS NOT THE CHIEFSCONFIRMEDFUCK YEAH DIDNT GET THE RETARD
>>158126085>>158126113racist imagery
The chiefs could unironically fix him
Maybe it's the Bills
I kinda want to see him on the Giants but I think they want a WR that can do special teams stuff
Only team that makes real sense is the Raiders
>>158126144Bills have proven time and time again they suck at trading. But who really knows.
>>158126173The Texans make a lot of sense. They played together so their is a historical chemistry. They must be the favorite if that is what everyone is whispering online.
>>158126111Da belt is coming for you!
>>158125816SPOTTED IN PITTSBURGH
>>158121225Imagine what Caleb would do to him
>>158126173Yeah this is my suspicion as well. Schefter is hinting that its kind of a bidding war though, if nobody offers anything better the trade will be finalized
>>158126236IS THAT RYBACK?
>>1581261112 more weeks
MHJ isn't worth a 2029th 7th rounder
>>158126303He's worth whatever he goes for. Thats how worth is defined
>>158126265>Ryback is too poor to afford a driverKWAB
>>158126120retard here:1. why do the cards care if people know who they traded him to?2. why does the trade partner care when he's going to be inactive anyway?
>>158126280trade deadline is in exactly one month dumbass
>>158125168meowth could toss a shiny coin and distract the pass rusher
Why are professional wrestling fans always so mentally ill?
>>158126381>professional wrestling fansYou mean children?
>>158126381Pro wrestling at its core is a deeply unserious form of entertainment. You're not doing it justice if you take it seriously.
>>158126381i was 10 years old when I found out wrestling was fake and I never watched it since. i don't understand the appeal when you realize it's rigged
>>158126413>i don't understand the appeal when you realize it's riggedwhy are you watching any sport then?
>>158126413>i don't understand the appeal when you realize it's riggedwhy are you watching any Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments then?
>>158126449is there a riggi epidemic in yugioh?
>>158126449Yu-Gi-Oh will NEVER be popular. Pokemon will ALWAYS be king
>>158126477Nobody actually *plays* Pokemon though
>what fans of each team are talking about is this accurate?
>>158126497i do
>>158126359lurk more
>The Texans are the likely destination for WR Marvin Harrison Jr.; negotiations have included Houston offering a 2028 second-round pick and the Cardinals wanting a 2027 second-rounder.Hmmmm
>fuckin zebras
>>158126575It's lurk moar, you should take your own advice
I wasn't aware that WR was a problem for Houston
>>158118456>0-4 team who is almost surely not making the playoffs trading a 2nd or 3rd round pick for MHJTexans are not a serious NFL franchise
>>158126498Seems legit.
I FUCK reffies
What the hell does "landing on the passer with their bodyweight" even mean?You can absolutely trounce a RB and land all over him but you can't to the QB because...?
>>158126613It’s not the texans, why do people keep saying this
the shartinals could play MHJ against the loins and make him look elite to pump the value if they wanted to
>>158126585No, YOU should
>>158126613you need to look at it from the GM and HC perspective. they were favorites to win the division and may a deep playoffs run and now they're 0-4. their jobs could be on the line if they don't right the ship immediately, so they're going to take a flyer to try to save their jobs
PERSONAL FOULFUCK YOU100 YARD PENALTYAUTOMATIC TOUCHDOWN
>>158126677we need to replace the refs with AI
>>158126685AI is too sycophantic. It will do whatever the user asks it to, more or less.
>>158126740Tell it to call nothingMurderball
i posted this on Thursday and actually ordered it. absolute fucking trash, even the drink tasted weird. total waste of money
>>158126498falcons one needs to be in ebonics
>>158126639It means you can't tackle the passer and end up on top of himHonestly I think it's a rule that makes no sense and makes a tackle's job even harder. Not allowing headbutts or tackling legs is one thing but this is something that's expecting the tackle to do something that's very difficult to do.
>>158126760And you think we care because....?
>>158126760thanks anon, I'll make sure to avoid it
>>158125058>>158123831Head Coach: Primeape
>>158126792It's tacklingHow do you tackle someone without landing on top of them?A fucking clothesline?
>you have a 1 in 4 chance of fumbling every time you give Ferguson the ballwhat the fuck?
>>158121863What does he get for repping piss missiles?
>>158125788xehawks vs 69ersThey've both talked so much shit and one of them will be made to realize they're not that guy
>>158126839retard
>>158126967Oh so everything's supposed to be low and barely a tackle?Well that's penalized on the QB too
>>158126760You deserve it you stupid bastard. We fucking warned you
>>158126894>1 in 4did you not read your own chart bro? it's 1 in 19.
>>158125732>Why do people like cfb more than nfl?>>158125353 #>The schools and players actually are a reflection of the region where they are located to some extent. So that I can self identify with my team. Whereas the NFL is entirely artificial. The players have nothing to do with the team, they didn’t choose who drafts them. The team has nothing to do with the city where it’s located, they move around freely. I have no idea how a person can feel passionately about the NFL. To me it’s in the same category as people with corporate logos tattooed on them and shit.>Also college football is just more entertaining. It’s better to watch because momentum matters more and there are way more catastrophic turnovers and mind blowing playss this true ?Or why do people like the NFL better than cfb
What went so wrong
>>158126999this place told me getting your bussy pounded is great but i was literally crying and couldn't walk straight for 2 weeks
>>158127027>drafted by the cardinalsThere are just some teams in the NFL that should be forbidden from taking good players and ruining their careers.
>>158127014The NFL has better quality play and is more entertaining. CFB has better atmosphere and culture. Pick your poison.>CFB becoming more and more soulless corporate shill over time anywaysI'll take the one with actual professional players thanks
>>158127048exactly
>>158126967That could've injured the tackled player's ankle. You can watch the Chiefs game from last week and see that that shit happens.
>>158127032P.S. I couldn't watch my bears games in peace
>>158126947I'd like to talk shit but I daren't say anything after the Seahawks bitchslaped us in the playoffs last year
>>158127032Only the kiwi says stuff like that.
>>158127048the cardinals have never developed a WR
>>158127075Nigga wearing a sports bra lmao
>>158126947This is the least amount of pregame shit talk in the NFCW in years though. Now when Russ was around oh yeah those were the days.
I want to be a woman.
>>158126760>$20>small french fries
Do we know the cause of death yet?
>>158126639It's really a rule about large guys driving the QB into the ground. They have to at least try to not do that. If a small guy lands on the QB they won't call it.
>>158127098heartrate monitor but his arched back stance makes it look a thousand times gayer
>>158127118He was 86 and in hospice, I wouldn't think twice if Mel Brooks died because that's just what happens to old people.
>>158127118skydiving accident
>>158127058this is a real and acceptable answer
>>158127118>cause of deathBeing 86
>>158127087>>158127106Both of you fuckwads are being hyped up like you're legit top 3 teams but I just know one of you isn't even top 10 and it took until tomorrow to expose it.
>>158126894unserious franchise
>>158127118Why are people still so hung up on that stupid vaccine?Ditka had heart attacks and strokes He died of heart disease you idiots
>>158127058Yeah it sucks, at least before realignment there were cool rivalries and now it's Flyover, Flyover State, Flyover Tech etc etc and no bowl games. NFL is a much better product.
>>158127158Who are the top 3 teams iyo? I could use a laugh.
>>158127132Well the huge guys can clobber RBs who are usually the smallest guys on the field and there's no call there
>>158127158The Queefies are getting uppity and need NFCW correction.....
>>158127193It's fucking october bro nobody knows yet especially in a season like this, it's gotta play out. Fuck me if it ends up being the chiefs again I'm sick of this shit. With my luck they'll beat the razorcakes in the AFCCG and the 69ers in the owl and all the media retards drown in their own explosive cum, can't fucking WAIT
>>158127118Caleb was so gay, he died of aids
>>158127118Miggers are so fucking retarded lmao
>>158127118At 86, it's not unusual for various health issues to unite and finish you off. It's so common, in fact, that families often decline to autopsy for actual cause of death, so they just go with "heart failure".
>>158127118>be a devout catholic who regularly attends church>diesreally makes you think
>>158127238If nobody knows because 'october bro' why do you feel confident at least one of the Seahawks/Niners isn't even top 10? They both seem like playoff teams to me.
>>158127332Are you implying something other than being an edgy atheist?
why would Texans trade a 2nd for MHJ when they're shit and can't stop anyone, and may not even have a QB next year?
WHO ELSE HAS TO DIE FOR THE BEARS TO BE GOOD AGAIN?
nfl genny can't keep up with cfb
Who is getting Harrison JRIts the chiefs innit?
>>158127373yes, he clearly chose the wrong religion
>>158127142Dan Patrick mentioned yesterday that he knew Ditka was in bad health for awhile, so it's not as if the guy just suddenly dropped dead. and even if he did, he was fucking 86
>>158127386Gaylebs bussy every weekend
>>158127386Bears are a non-fraudulent 3-1
>>158127401supposedly texans or colts
>>158127374desperate GMs do crazy shit
>>158127407I consider his survival into his mid-eighties as a smoker a big win.
>>158127423 Colts would be kino
>>158127423this does seem like a Ballard move kek
>>158127354Because I watch football and have seen this shit play out pretty much every year. You both look fragile but haven't played teams that would unravel you yet. It's pretty common to see a team that people previously though was elite get punched in the mouth early in the season, lose momentum, give the blueprint to other teams, and then they only limp into the playoffs and do jack. This seems like the kind of game that will be that turning point.
>>158127423>>158127401Neither of those teams will improve with an expensive bust at WR, shouldn't the Clots be miserly with their few remaining draft picks??
>>158127423if you're the jags or tits, do you toss in a bid just to increase the price?
>>158127445They both look good to me.
>>158127447the colts want to chase the division title since the texans collapsed, they feel like the jags are within reach cause they're drinking their own koolaid
so when are the running backs getting traded
>>158127447it's Ballard's 10th season and Carloe Irsay told him at the end of the last season, it's playoffs or he's out. So, Ballard is going to do whatever retarded longshot it takes to keep his job
Eli and Peyton Manning have the exact same career playoff passer rating (87.4)JaMarcus Russell and Lionel Messi have won more games at Arrowhead (2) than Dereck Carr (1)The Titans/Oilers franchise has as many AFC East titles as the Jets
>>158127406Catholics are often reminded to ruminate on their own mortality and how life is a temporary, transient state; 'Momento Mori'.
>>158127445when will they get exposed? the superbowl?the rest of the NFC looks like mediocre dogshit
>>158127445Who are the teams that would "unravel" the Seahawks or the Niners?
>>158127485forgot to add that this is why you don't gives GMs a warning because they'll make retarded gambles to save their ass hurting the team in the long term
>>158127423Think his dad has any friends over at the colts
>>158127494
Hmmmmm I wonder who could possibly be trading for Marvin Harrison Jr....
>>158127574please let it be the bills
>>158127564does payton really not know how to wear a ski mask?
>>158127574People laughed at me when I said Malik Nabers and BTJ were better than him
>>158127480>>158127525>>158127485This is because they have a woman owner.
>>158127608It's all calculated. He doesn't want to seem familiar with criminal adjacent activities. He's got a reputation to uphold as The Sheriff.
>>158127158It's the media that's hyping them up not us.
chop off the cardinals heads with a katana
>>158127678then explain the browns
>>158127776nominative determinism
>>158127423Commies are rumored too on x.com
>>158127480the colts think Daniel Jones is a good QB and don't have a 1st rounder in 2027. They're not going to be relevant for at LEAST until 3-4 years.
>>158127793then explain nominative determinism.
>>1581278061st rounders are overrated
>>158127816The Browns are named (nominative) after literal shit. Therefore they are fated (determinism) to be shit.
thoughts?
>>158127828Haha, and they are in Cleveland too, home of the Cleveland Steamer, the most famous poop sex move
>>158127836da bears
>>158127820get off of /sp/ les snead
>>158127776Purely socioeconomic factors.
>>158127608He's too busy being autistic with play calls
>>158127828then why has nobody named a team "The winners"
>>158127869>mfw mom runs out of tendies
>>158127876Don't joke about that.
>>158127844Checked
>>158127869Gotta love when teams get hit by those changing consumer habits
>>158127874What commissioner would allow that? Nobody would watch the league if they knew who the winner would be every year>inb4 /bundes/
>>158126760>I showed you my Arby’s pls respond
FACT: Jalen Hurts, Mathew Stafford, and Russel Wilson have one thing in common. They all became Hall of Fame candidates and played their way out of it.
Howie is trying to pawn Makai Lemon off to Arizona for MHJ which is what the hold up is
>>158127991...in my coping fantasies.Howie is washed and can only draft busts now.
>>158127979Ahhhhhhhh, Russ was trying to play his way in and never made it. He had two really good MVP firsts halves and then checked out like a bum and got traded.
>>158127979Stafford is going into the HoF. It will take some time, but he'll get in
>>158127908"the commisioner approved winners" nah too long.
Eagles sold their soul to destroy the Chiefs dynasty. The godly Super Bowl performance was at the cost of not winning another in the Gaylen Squirts era. A noble sacrifice and I'd do the same. Cowcucks still won't do shit lol
My favorite kind of game is where both teams are moving the offense methodically down the field with a potent running game and there are like 5 possessions at the very most in each half with no punts.
>>158128036>destroy the Chiefs dynastythey didn't even accomplish that
>>158128020Mathew already has a reservation in the hall but if he kept playing for 4 years the reservation could be canceled. Especailly if he keeps choking with super teams.
What's with the secrecy around the trade? Seems like nonsense in an attempt to get other teams to bid for this bust
>>158128036>destroy the Chiefs dynasty.Chiefs have the youngest roster in the league, are currently the 1 seed, and absolutely dominated the offseason with multiple rookies of the month. They're not going any where.
>>158128036I've always hated the Eagles but I am forever thankful for exposing Mahomes as a ref baby fraud. I kneel
*goes for the 2 pt conversion*
>>158128101That's not real. He photoshopped it. Chat?!
who the FUCK cheats at a charity golf tournament?
>>158128075Poor bustin :(
>>158128175Yes it's edited. This is the real version.
>>158125672charles rogersselected by detoilet at #2out of the league in 3 yearsnow dead lol
>>158128183It's called being a competitor. You wouldn't udnerstand
>>158128183Winners.
>>158125574>>158125583>>158125816>>158126041MARVIN HARRISON JR YOU ARE A...... a uh.......uh.........you're not cardinal?fuck it you're a jet I guess
>>158128075he'll be fine
>>158127653nabers can't stay healthy long enough to be better than anyone
>>158128075Send his flop ass to Minnesota
>>158127094is this bait?
>>158128278she's so fucking gorgeous
>>158128075
>>158127273not as retarded as you for taking obvious bait accounts as realfucking retarded faggot
27 years later and the GOAT still can't be beat.
>>158128137*time travels you to 1993 before those were allowed in the NFL*The kick is... no good.
>>158128316Harbaugh is such a fucking fraud.
>>158128312Check again in a decade
>>158119361>some Bears cast-off vs Fred Warnerkek
Chiefs are going to sign this 30 year old WR that was released from the Texans, or maybe they go with a one-legged, over the hill, Tyreek Hill, or maybe they stay with Kelce who just turned 37 years old, or maybe they go with Rashee who spent the offseason in a prison cell recovering from a knee surgery. >Why is Mahomes declining?!!
>Travis Hunter has a brother in highschool named TrayvisDid Tolkien name the Hunter family?
>>158128418wait till you find out about Treyviz
I'm sorry, I don't care about their pedigree, the Chiefs haven't played anyone good and are barely scheduled to play anyone good. They have an absurdly easy path to getting creamed in the Superbowl like the last time they made it.
>>158128418better than Lance and Lantz Stephenson
>>158128437and please sissy tell me who are "good"
>>158128449My Commanders would bootyblast the Kansas Shitty Queefs.
yall better start being nice
>>158128270>>158128101>>158128443Why so much talk over a bust? He was the 4th overall pick yet only put up 600 yards in the last season. His ceiling is WR2.
>>158128570he's famous and there's a reasonable possibility that the cards are the problem
>>158128437>getting creamed in the SuperbowlYou mean the Superbowl where 10 of their starters were recovering from torn ligaments? Chiefs have rebuilt their roster and are now the youngest in the league. Their rookie class is outperforming the 2022 one that went to 3 straight superbowls.
>>158128570Retards are convinced that he will be good elsewhere. They refuse to accept that he's flat out shit.
test
>>158128570oh I just think the situation is funnyinstead of just saying the cards are shopping him or want him gone that retard schefter made a trade announcement without a trade even happening or a concrete 2nd team
>>158128621The cards are the reason that he consistently drops wide open passes and runs really slowly, heh... my boy Harry Jr just needs more time
>>158128183damm, is this rock bottom for him
>>158128647>he will be good elsewhereThis never happens. Elite players find ways to put up points regardless of their team mates, yet fans keep falling for it.
>>158128774>>158128774>>158128774new
>>158127118Lack of bussy
500
>>158128634>>158128449All you need to know about the Chiefs is they almost lost a shootout to Daniel Jones.
>>158118484micah was a dumb zoomoid fag and I'm glad he's gone.
>>158118711Die in a fire cheesefaggots
>>158127524Seahawks have the highest SOS for the remainder of the season. The defense is back to full strength this week. The second highest is the 69ers.
>>158120694>those oddsgreen bay is gonna shit on them out of nowhere like they always do
>>158125125Sorry for your loss. Lean cuisine pizzas are better though. Add a little parm and some jalapenos and it's top tier
>>158126760Had the burger last night. It was good. But the nacho cheese didn't do anything for it. Maybe you shouldn't order from from people
