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The Most Dangerous Formation

>blowing a lead against 10-man relegation fodder
yeah its /mug/-worthy

Get out of the club Carrick and take that fucking Argie midget fraud Martinez with you

>>158128763
I'M HAIRY, WOBBIE...

daily reminder jim ratcliffe paid $1.3 billion to own 25% of this

>>158128765
At THE MIGHTY FORTRESS* OF OLD TRAFFORD*

*some holes may appear

KWAB

>>158128741
Dare I say LMAO

>>158128760
Is Carr-ACK getting sacked?

>>158128763
theres a bigger chance that hairy faggot gets beheaded than getting a haircut

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I can't even explain the comedy of the equalizer

>>158128760
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up like this...

>>158128780
Aren't they STILL one of the top 5 most profitable clubs? Income at this level is almost independent of actual success

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LIVE MELTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLqdcSR2zCQ

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>>158128741

>

The xG Philosophy: Man Utd (0.79) 1-1 (1.71) Spurs

UNITED HAVNT BEAT SPURS IN 10 GAMES

Just pray city isn't relegated manchester bros.

>Winning
>Down to 10 men
>Draw
KINO

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HE DID THE /MUG/STER MASH

you now remember that gloriously shit 2025 europa league final

LEDDIT MELTY

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1x2mc5s/post_match_thread_manchester_united_11_tottenham/?sort=controversial

>>158128780
He doesn't care. The goal is simple.

>Sir Jim wanted a big % but Glazers' said 'no'
>Kept reducing his % until got to 25%
>Was told the secret when he signed
>Goal was to use Sir Jim's contacts to get Burham to give the greenlight to buy land to build a new stadium
>Build a new stadium - using your 'mates' to justify it as an expense the public should pay due to its 'input to the local economy and community' - and make it 100,000 seaters
>wait the 10 years it takes to build, paying it off as you go, trying to get CL football all the time
>When it's built, you've got a cheaper wage squad, you've fired most of the staff, you now have a 100,000 seater stadium raking in £10m-£15m per game because it will always sell out
>you get more 'income' by selling concerts, attaching hotels and go-kart tracks and so on to it
>you show the 'profit' you're making to Qatar
>Qatar now have to pay £15bn instead of £8bn to get the club
>Qatar made to pay off the debt too
>Glazers and Sir Jim bail making huge profit

>>158128741
They need sandnigger owners

>goldbridge screaming MUGS
lel

>>158128834
The guy didn't even change it to Spurs. Useless.

>>158128834
Looks like my usual luck with scratchcards.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/michael-carrick-2026-27-manager-performances.493249/page-114

Kek theyre calling for southgate in

>>158128834
this is why everyone should make a /mug/ thread, its always funny to see multiple /mug/s on the catalogue and imagining the united fans hiding them all individually

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How will they ever get rid of Moorinho's curse?

>>158128741
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
SO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAIN
WE CAN BLAME INJURIES
BUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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>utd on 6 points after 6 games
relegation form

lol

It happened AGAIN...again! So many agains REEEEEE

>goldbridge finally turning on carrick after saying he was untouchable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6H7HiDvezc

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>>158128741
And we are back

>>158128811
Yap, if this bloke is having a melty is a proper mug. end of

>>158128928
God I hate this bitch but I i want to fuck her so bad

Club is ran in an idiotic way and it is no thanks to the bird brained fanbase that time after time gets distracted by shiny things

Fanbase actively campaigned for Ineos to stay at the club rather than sell up and this is what you get

Plus some truly horrific transfers in the window where the club hyped up sloppy seconds

And a manager out of his depth

And a captain who we are too reliant on to bail us out, and should have been sold in the summer

>>158128920
This squad , manager , tactics are completely and now inherently broken . I don’t see a way out of it. The squad is being terribly managed while also being poorly constructed . So many in this sub has fawned over the transfers made but going into the season this wasn’t off the cards . The defensive group is so so poor and the lack of recruitment this summer in attack for any kind of depth was a disgrace. But sure we’ll sign defenders “next summer” . Unfortunately for a club stalwart , carrick is done here and just a question of who’s next .

>>158128924
he's not been the same since becoming Gary and Carra's rentboy

>>158128865
Just sack everyone from Carrick and up. These people became completely useless.

It is very clear now why so many were against Carrick being appointed as permanent manager. It is like watching Boro 2.0

This is a complete humiliation.

The team looks worse now than under Ten Hag and Amorim FFS.

How can we look worse against 10????

We were playing against the worst Tottenham of the last 30 years.

Patience is up!

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>>158128964
>this sub

This is a bad result though
>baleba looked great for utd
>utd are closet to sacking carrick
>and spurs got an animic moral boost

>>158128977
he has been spammed with sellout for awhile now and it makes him seethe. one person called him out saying he is now part of the mainstream media he claimed to hate and would never be part of and he got really angry. he claimed he is 'new media'

>>158128806
Maybe having a twink is CB is a bad idea

>man chest hair united

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Why is Michael Carrick the Manager of Manchester United?

>>158129012
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/lisandro-mart%C3%ADnez-2026-27-performances.492775/page-17

>>158129024
this webm is if the utd vs spurs europa league final was turned into a fight

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>>158128806
It gets funnier the more times you watch it.

>>158128806
A twink CB is grim they need a large ass nigga there

>>158128806
United are insane singing a midge and saying play defence in the prem lmao

>>158129070
fucking hell hes literally the same height as messi ive seen them standing next to eachother. what were they thinking spending 60m on him

>>158129073
Martinez is the same height as Cannavaro, the last defender to win the Balloon D'Or.

>>158129094
hed have been shit in the prem desu. barca played mascherano at cb and he was good in la liga, imagine him at cb in the prem

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>Remember you are the same height as Cannavaro, the last defender to win the Balloon D'Or! Now go!

>>158129094
As worse a performance possible for being level before the changes. The subs seemed to give us a lift, Baleba did everything right and Zirkzee was great in the 5 min period after coming on, I know the bar is low but it galvanised us. Overall a terrible performance, everyone was piss poor even taking tactics and set up out of it the players couldn't do the basics.

Midfield is the main problem they were all over the place, although the front 3 worries me too, particularly Mbeumo, he's been consistently poor for a long time now. I know he scored but still. Hopefully Baleba can continue to impress and give us some consistency in the middle. Martinez once again costing us because he's more interested in wrestling than defending. Everyone will blame the coaching and I don't disagree, but the players are just as bad in my opinion, some of this lot are simply stupid.

>>158129122
oh no the mighty prem, home of the mug

>>158129152
absolute state

maybe play Martinez as a DM and De Ligt/Yoro and Maguire at CB.

>>158129152
>2 wins out of 6
that is absurd

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>Manchester United have won just six points from their opening six games of the Premier League season, their fewest at this stage of a league campaign since 1986-87

>>158128890
Does Southgate legit has that good of an image still, in England?

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>the 3 CAM meta

>>158129184
lol no
/mug/ boys are retarded

>>158129184
jim ratcliffe has a boner for him. most regular people think hes a fraud but utd fans seem to really rate him for some reason. maybe because hes british idk

>it's sowanky

>>158129184
As a person yes, as a football manager fuck no. Man U's board has a hard on for him and man u fans are mongos and desperate.

>>158129190
What the absolute fuck is that shape? For all of Amorim's faults (and I was firmly Amorim Out by the Grimsby game) at least he had a clear style of play and we'd see a clear shape in these graphics every game. What the fuck is Carrick doing? Pressing has been abysmal, off the ball numbers evaporated after carrick took charge. This very much feels like ten hags second season, leaky midfield and piss poor defence, with the exception of more talented forwards. Spurs outran us by a mile again today btw. Get this fraud out of the club before top 4 becomes unsaveable

>>158129190
Mainoo is taking the easy option far too often, he needs to progress the ball instead of just finding Luke Shaw 50 times a game to get a cheap clap

>>158129217
There is no style of play, you get the ball to Cunha who gets it to Mbeumo and hope he scores. Or you bring on Sekso and hope he scores. That's it.

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>>158129190
crying LMAO

>>158129137
It was stupid to sack Amorim (with the caveat of not having a top level manager to replace him) Noway near perfect and too stubborn but Carricks start was thanks to the work Amorim did.. we bought players to fit Amorims system and we now find ourself back at this point of the cycle. Carrick isnt the guy, wasnt the guy and cant imagine him ever being the guy. OLE 2.0

>>158129254
>but my triple false 9 worked in the championship!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkEW_fXJ0M

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>united have another 7 games in the next 28 days

the month of /mug/ is upon us

>>158129217
Yes but Carrick got the most points of any manager since he joined United! More than Arsenal and City! No, don't look at their fixture lists compared to ours!

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>>158129284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nLFRcQ70k

>>158129094
Martinez had two injuries that fucked him up. Metatarsal fracture and torn acl. He's been shit for years.

I am genuinely so fucking glad. Cunha's diving was driving me up the wall, genuinely Garbiel Megalhaes level of shamelessness

>>158129326
oh did cunha get booked then? since he was diving? no? oh, okay, so he wasn't diving then.

>>158129326
why is it always brazillians

>>158129335
he was, just refs dont give yellows for diving if there is the lightest contact or even any intent to make contact because this sport is for faggots

oh did anon get booked then? since he was farting? no? oh, okay, so he wasn't farting then

ITS FUCKING OUT LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SanXPtrOIk

>>158129335
ref was rubbsh. portuguese comentators on dazn were peechless at th ref telling Mateus to score the free kick further down the pitch with 30 seconds to go.

>>158129369
>he was
Fernandes (84'), Martinez (87'), Shaw (78'), Dalot (90+6') were booked for United. Why do you lie?

the guy pretends he's on a surf board for both goals he scores a year but Dave doesn't think he dives?

>>158129422
i mean he was diving not that he was booked rajesh

>NOOOOOOOOOOO HE DIVES HE DIVES
>Oh, well according to the rules of the game, a dive is punished with a yellow card, did he get yellow carded for diving?
>YES HE DID
>Actually, if you check, he wasn't booked at all, these were the players booked, why are you making stuff up?
>WELL HE DIDN'T THIS TIME BUT HE DOES EVERY OTHER TIME
So does he get booked then or not?

>>158129451
another dave melty has hit the thread

>>158129391
is there anything more plastic than a green and gold scarf

[Post Match Quotes] Michael Carrick on Spurs draw: 'Massively disappointed. We put ourselves in such a good position, we should find a way to see it through. Couple of games (Everton & Spurs), two late goals to throw it away. It changes the feeling among ourselves and the points.'

>>158128996
he means man utd. theyre the sub for the dom that is the rest of the league

>>158129391
the jeet on the left is fucking kino. needs his own channel

>>158128851
Hopefully the entire middle east has gene turned to glass or the robots have killed humanity before this happens.

>>158128806
Onana saves this any day of the week.

>>158128851
i think its even worse. utd journalists glazers have first refusal on the shares if jim either sells or dies, and you know theyre gonna outlive him, so hes gonna put some money in then they buy the shares back once hes gone and utd is worth even more

>>158128741
I love the united cycle

Within 2 months there'll be a new foreign, tactics focused manager and a bunch of their media lickspittles will be posting articles about how much better training is now and theyre focusing on tactics and style etc

>ynr de ligt
did he really transition?

>Atletico, Leeds, Como, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Roma.

/mug/ bros we will eat good this month

>>158129963
Not that bad when you account that United starts Shaw and Maguire.

>>158130094
those two goobers have somehow survived about 5 managers at this point, infact i just looked it up and shaw came to utd in 2014, including caretaker managers hes seen 11 managers. how does this fray bentos pie addict keep hanging around and starting when hes an ever present in utds descent from champions to being a meme

>>158130150
>shove a player from behind
>stand over him proudly like you just slayed Cerberus
>drop at the slightest contact when actually confronted
kwab

lads, it's 10 man tottenham

>give full time contract to caretaker manager
>it's a disaster
>do it again

>>158128834
>it was an espee smash

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>mfw /mug/

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>>158130456
they will get some meme manager who just won the league in holland, portugal, or some other non top 5 league to replace him, and then fire that guy next year and bring in another ex player to be caretaker.
its the man utd boom bust cycle. or bust bust idk

Genuinely, how long is United going to coast on history? They've been absolute shit for over 10 years now. Is the SAF period eternal and consumers will just keep them rich forever?

>>158130535
i mean its been a decline, a decade ago their revenues doubled every premier league club (not sure to count city and chelsea here because they were frauding at the time). now utd dont even have the biggest revenue in the league, and i bet an entire generation of kids didnt become utd fans when they would have in previous decades. plus they have over 1bn in debt and the stadium is falling apart.

but yes i think they will at least make decent money until the giant fanbase they got in the 90s dies of old age

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>>158129277
It didn't though. He was sacked by Boro for being shit. AND he made them worse each season. They finished 4th in his first season, then 8th, then 10th (and he was sacked for it). Since then they've finished 5th and are currently 2nd.

Sacking him literally made Boro better. Now he has the United job.

>>158130535
There are more man u fans than ever they'll be fine

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>>158130611
only tony khan selling fulham and buying utd can save them

>>158130611
man utd are actually the bischoff wcw of football teams
hogan was their pogba

>>158130689
>>158130709
Has wrestling always been on tv in Britain? Here we only got it for a little while with Undertaker and those guys.

>>158130745
pretty much yeah. well from 1990 to 2010

>>158130745
Always
Even now AEW is on free TV despite nobody watching it

I don't know whom to hate more for fucking up my mood on weekends, my wife or Manchester United

>>158131080
treat her like an english rose and make greenwood proud

>>158131080
tell er to put up ye fockin legs lass

If you put Bruno aside for a moment (so that emotion does not interfere) and simply asked yourself ‘what makes a midfielder’ - I suspect very little of it applies to Bruno. He’s on the pitch for almost the same reasons a striker is on the pitch. Did he impact the scoreline? Okay, perhaps he didn’t ‘play well’, but did he still find a way to impact the scoreline? He doesn’t really improve the performance of his team, and he doesn’t make his teammates play better. He, on a good day, improves the team’s output - but at the top level, you really need 3 in there to be contributing to wrestling the flow of the game in your team’s favour, not just two. He cannot dribble, hold the ball, head the ball, win the ball, defend. hes not fast, not strong etc etc. Connor Gallagher played as a 10 for Spurs today, and he of course cannot play some of the passes Bruno can. But he’s an actual midfielder and his team still controlled the game while he was on, and created far more chances than the team who had a player who, if given the chance, is better at playing a killer pass. Our philosophy is so outdated, and we just don’t seem to value the fundamentals of football, so we prefer to seek the shortcut of trying to get more stars than the other team and hoping that simple maths should win out. The problem with that is now we are broke, and we can’t afford all the stars now, and other teams have them too. We spent a decade searching for a hero. Trying to buy the player who will win us the league. Zlatan. Di Maria. Sanchez. Falcao. Cavani. Pogba. Casemiro. Bruno. While other teams got the right coaches and began building. Now we are miles off the pace compared to the others, and the solution is waiting for us whenever we are ready. We must go back to basics and instil principles that will control matches in and out of possession. We are so far behind the rest that we are now even getting frequently outplayed by 10 men.

I'd just like to point out that a week before the season began there were LITERALLY United customers saying Bruno Fernandes should win the Balon D'or

>>158131477
He is our main player and all those managers have tried to accommodate him in the starting line up. If you think our constant shit football over multiple years and multitude managers has nothing to do with the main player on our team then I can't help you. His body language all season has been terrible. One thing you could never question was his work rate or running (sometimes to the detriment of the team), but even that has been completely non-existent since the news of the stalled contract renewal talks came out. You just don't understand how Bruno destroys the team's harmony with that completely headless running and those Hollywood passes. There's a reason why Bruno has never been linked to winning teams. Plus, Bruno is the worst captain in the club's history. He's never been captain material really. He's a stroppy baby on the pitch when things aren't going his way and it effects his performances every time. One of the worst qualities to have when you are on the back foot. I'd sell him immediately if someone paid 30 million. He would never ever have been as important playing in any team that has any semblance of structure, because Bruno is a guarantee you will never control games in a way top teams control them. Bruno is type of player that makes you cede the idea of structure before the game is even started. And it has been like that ever since beginning. Opposition teams only need to play 3 midfielders against us and we immediately lose the midfield battle whilst Bruno is playing as a free role and we play 2 behind him. The way he plays demands the way we build up and attack revolves around him. Unless your peak Messi this type of privilege should never be afforded to any player at a top team; which we clearly aren't and never will be whilst he's the main man. Important to add, I'm not saying he's solely the reason why we've been shite for so long, but he's also a big problem and not the one ray of light that he's so often considered to be.

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>>158131596
wtf is this?

>>158131691
i kept getting abused for using 'reddit spacing' so now i just post one big paragraph. if you dont like it remember you guys did this

>>158131717
I can't speak for other people but I am not going to read a walltext that physically hurts my eyes.

>>158131452
I agree , this has been by far bruno's worst game , I don't think he actually achieved anything in this game or the last few games for united for that matter. It just seems like united doesn't really know how to attack anymore, both goals against Tottenham and fulham were either a lucky deflection or individual brilliance . Bruno himself seems to have run out of ideas in some of the games which is why he just hoofs it into the box and prays. And lastly as you might have heard united is not physically strong enough which is why they struggle to compete, they probably need some time to get used to the league's physicality. This game could have gone a lot worse...
The first half was really embarrassing.

>>158128851
Socialism for the billionaires, capitalism for proles, based as fuck

did we reach 114 /mug/'s yet?

>>158132168
>Searching for threads with the subject ‘/mug/’. 487 results found.

Wtf I turned it off at the red card thinking there was no way it could be a /mug/ night hahaha

>>158132372
>doubting uniteds ability to bottle it
theyre the exact opposite of what they were under ferguson. they love to concede a cheeky late goal

>>158132203
A few repeats and early-kneejerkers among them.

>>158128806
Mirror match of the Europa League final 2 seasons ago, at least united got a draw in 90 this time so that's an improvement i suppose

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>>158128848
AHAHAHA OH MY DAYS

the absolute state of these customers.

>>158133400
it would go like conte at spurs desu

>Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

>"Both teams are about as good as each other. What worries me, is the way my wife looks at Joshua Zirkzee. She's rubbing her legs together, biting her bottom lip and making me very unfomfortable.

>"Fernandes comes in for [£85m] and he's not starting.

>"He doesn't trust his players, and I should know what trust looks like. I allowed my wife open up a tinder account but I know she's just curious and wants to look at the pictures. At the moment, the right configuration in that midfield to function well isn't there.

>"If you get your midfield right, you can win games. Just like my wife wins our wrestling matches each night and pins me down while shoving her vibrator down my throat. But I just don't think he's happy with anything at the moment when he looks at it."

How is Sir Marcus Trashfraud doing lads? Surely top of the scoring charts after inspiring Barcelona last season?

>>158133647
utd fans hate sir marcus now because he wanted to leave because they were shit and go to a bigger club. he achieved it, but ofc hes terrible so barca ditched him, then he came back and immediately started for them which removed their 'he wasnt good enough for us anyway' cope. so he thinks hes too good for them, was right, and despite that is shit. so i dont think anyone will defend him

HARD TRUTHS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTMEVl9AeRg

>>158128851
>jews taking the terror money away from ay-rabs by sticking them with worthless assets at inflated prices
Zionism is... based?

>>158131452

Can't control a midfield with him. Never have and never will. Often just runs off on his one man press and leaves huge gaps behind. The fact he is un-subbable is also a massive problem. On his day he is wonderful, but it's getting rarer and rarer. He has far too many holes in his overall game. I'd go as far as to say while he has been probably our brightest spark over the last five years, he's also a big part of the reason we are a mid table club. Nobody should be undroppable based on form, even the captain. £100m from Saudi a proper club would have had their hand off and forced the move as it was the right time and a good bit of money.

The work rate often sees him pressing and chasing like a headless chicken, its not disciplined and often leaves huge holes of space in midfield. His desire to turn a game, he gives the ball away so often, So his biggest strengths are also his biggest weaknesses when its not going well and theres been many periods over seasons this has been the case, its always forgotten though when it clicks for a while and he is joyous.

Just feel despite the individual brilliance, right manager and tactics team could actually flow more consistently without his flaws
Deserves to be remembered with respect for what hes bought during tough periods here, but when i think of the likes of robson, keane, giggs, rooney, ronaldo, irwin, scholes, cantona, ruud etc...

>>158128834
Survival of the /mug/gest.

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GLAZED.COM

The United cycle is fucking hilarious. There is no other team in the league that is so predictable in their failings as them. Keeping on Carrick as the stupidest and most pussy move they could have done. So now, Carrick will last for a while longer, but ultimately whether in 3 weeks or 3 months, he will be sacked. United will have another write off season. They'll either be forced to hire a 2nd rate manager mid season like a Howe (who is better than Carrick) or an interim and they'll make the same mistake again when he hits a bit of form. It's actual insanity watching this play out again and again

>>158140311
Carrick is a hero
You're nothing

Carrick just needs more time

>>158140311
Valencia, Manchester U , and Juve.

PSA: https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2109182964764491800

>>158140311
The best part is the constant false dawns which write off the next season, they have really perfected the cycle over the last 5 years:
>Ole comes 2nd (by 20 points, in the covid year, with a penalty every game) and is given more time, they suck (lose 4-0 to Brentford or something), he is sacked 2 months in and we get the Rangnick season. Rangnick is then barred from the club for calling it shit
>10 Hag has a good run for half a season and wins the league cup, before the 7-0 at Anfield, and finishing 8th the next season, playing like a relegation side
>but he won the FA cup so gets ANOTHER season, and is sacked 2 months in, we get the Amorim season: 15th and lose the Europa League final to Spurs
>this is good enough to keep Amorim in the job for another season which starts so badly (Grimsby) he is sacked 2 months in
>Carrick finishes 3rd (with less games than any season in history, 3-week gap between games, and playing pretty badly), is given more time
>worst start to the season ever (again)

>>158140888
Kek you can't make this shit up, it's almost supernatural at this point

>>158140888
>>this is good enough to keep Amorim in the job for another season which starts so badly (Grimsby) he is sacked 2 months in
You're forgetting Amorim only got sacked because he criticised the owners

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it's all on amorim!

>>158140888
Them being good during covidball says it all really
There's always some talented players because of the money, but they collapse under literally any pressure at all
Can go on a run under an interim when it doesn't matter, and beat the big boys by sitting back and counter attacking, but there's just nothing there

>>158129137
Kek

>>158141021
>amorim has used the momentum of beating man utd in pre season to take ac milan to 11 pts from 5 games so far

>utd have 6 points from 6 games

last 5 years of transfers

>Donny van de Beek: £40m
Jadon Sancho: £75m
>Raphael Varane: £40m
Lisandro Martinez: £50m
>Casemiro: £60m
Antony: £81m
>Mason Mount: £55m
Andre Onana: £50m
>Rasmus Hojlund: £65m
Joshua Zirkzee: £40m
>Leny Yoro: £55m
Matthijs de Ligt: £50m
>Manuel Ugarte: £50m
Patrick Dorgu: £30m
>Matheus Cunha: £65m
Bryan Mbeumo: £65m
>Benjamin Sesko: £70m
Andrey Santos: £50m
>Youri Tielemans: £40m
Carlos Baleba: £71m

which was the most retarded?

>>158141623
Onana for sure.
He cost Yanited a LOT of points

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>>158141623
who tf is Carlos Baleba

>>158141660
The next big Ngubu.
That will be 71M£...

>>158141623
Most of these you can at least see what the goal was despite it not working out (more like failing catastrophically)

But the Tielemans transfer just makes no sense at all.

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>>158128741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkEW_fXJ0M

Im actually at the point where I dont care who they bring in; Southgate, Howe, Conte, etc. It wont matter or make a difference whilst Berrada is ceo and Wilcox is DoF.

They have overseen 3 managers in 2.5 years and have overseen questionable transfers and changed the feel of the club (i still dont get how sacking 250 dinner ladies, magically gave us £80m to spend on Sesko)

Ten Hag was extended and then sacked because his performance dropped (14 in the league and poor in Europe) and Amorim was sacked because he called Wilcox out. Since neither of those are actually worse than where we are now and playing devils advocate here, Would it have been better to keep one of them on? Erik? Amorim? And let them work through the struggle and build something. Same with Carrick??

I remember very well what it was like under them and at the time agreed they should have gone, but erik did win 2 trophies and now it raises more questions.

And then the Ashworth shambles too. once that happened I went right back to resignation that things won't get better. All I saw with the Amorim hiring were two ex-City employees frothing at the mouth about signing a City managerial target, without any sort of due diligence around what the signing actually entails for Man Utd.

I have zero belief in the board or leadership that they are capable of turning this club around. At this stage, I believe it'll only be the result of something drastic that the club starts to restructure (full takeover or relegation as examples). Been hoping the City charges pull Berrada down but doesn't seem to be the case.

Looking at it, it has been 2.5 years of repeated, calamitous decisions, stemming from Berrada and Wilcox and Jim.

Which goes back to my original point. Who ever we get is fucked from day 1.

>>158128851
This isn't America, no major club has strongarmed the government into paying for a bespoke stadium for them. Closest is West Ham moving into the Olympic stadium, and that has been shit for them so far.

Are there any meme managers in europe who are on trend at the moment? We're almost at that point in the cycle.
Maybe they'll try for the one at Brighton.

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>>158128741
Best team in 2026 tho, won the second half of the season

>In 1-1 draws with Fulham and Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester United are the first side to play back-to-back Premier League games against sides starting the day bottom of the table and fail to win both

>>158142231
They won't get the full £2bn or w/e it is that it'll cost, but they'll get financial support to it, even if it's £200m or w/e. They'll argue it is financially beneficial for the local area and the economy and the government will make it back via tax and so on and so forth.

>>158144311
How is this team still managing to make new records in 2026? You would think in the history of the prem there have been more grim and dire runs from teams but somehow every season these retards still manage to set new record lows lmao

>>158131452
>>158131596
Wise. Playing Bruno immediately puts you on the back foot in both offense and defense because he doesn't do the fundamentals. People keep thinking that if you play the right players behind him it'll fix it, but that's just not the case, especially at this point in his career. He doesn't lead the team properly, he turns over the ball for nothing constantly, and he stifles both the team's options in tactics and any new players breaking through because he's too big to not play. If they give him a new contract, then the club is sunk for the next 5 years and won't even be able to start builing towards anything.

>>158141623
Antony or DvB
Both Ajax-frauds

>>158141623
Reminder, Casemiro only had a year left on his contract in Real before the transfer
But somehow he managed to improve the squad because United is so fucking shit

>>158147724
nta but its crazy an american can recognise this but half the matchgoing fanbase cant

>>158130478
Lmao she actually looks like a smug pepe somehow

>>158132372
Never lose faith in the team lad

>>158141623
Carlos Baleba: £71m
>Benjamin Sesko: £70m
Jadon Sancho: £75m
Andre Onana: £50m
>Matheus Cunha: £65m

>>158141623
Onana by a country mile. The fact they paid for him at all instead of getting paid to take him is a shocker.

>>158141623
Why would City do this to them?

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>>158141623
>Antony: £81m

soogsx is completely sexless btw

>>158157574
a s/mug/ pepe

>>158147876
5 out of 20 players have played for Ajax Amsterdam.

Donny van de Beek

Lisandro Martínez

Antony

André Onana

Matthijs de Ligt
im starting to think ajax players shouldnt be purchased at all

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>>158159197
Moura exposed them. Look at those frauds

>>158159447
>mazraoui
kek ANOTHER one at man utd
>blind
ANOTHER

fucking hell
also tadic was a southampton reject.

>>158159447
>Eleven Hag bought Onana AGAIN
What the hell is wrong with him lmao

Wow man what a disaster seasion dude. So disapointing. THis is more painful then the preivous few years, because we thought we turned a corner.

Absoloute catastrophe. Sad

>>158165032
He was the biggest fraud of them all . He brought his massively overpaid ajax buddies and after he left manu he coached leverkusen for three games before he got sacked, he is now a sporting director at twente

>>158159447
>Blind
>Tadic
These are the players here i rate but wouldn’t spend big money on, in Tadic’s case it was a late career revival, Blind was a good utility man

>atleti away tomorrow
can they redeem themselves?

>>158159447
i wonder if they would have won the final if that hadnt happened

Coventry same points as Man U after 6 games played.

What are the odds they beat atleti

>>158181489
They'll probably win 2-1

>>158141623
I don’t even recognise half of the names in this list. Semi-retired Ronaldo was a better signing than all of them except maybe Casemiro

i've got a special feeling bout tonight lads, a SPECIAL FEELING i say. or rather a SPECIAL MUG.

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>>158128741
IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME

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>>158183895
literally me

not even a night at grimsby is this miserable
yikeserinos

The ride never ends.

DOUBLE
MUG

>>158184983
spee so dead we risk having a TRIPLE /mug/ by sunday

New thread pls

Yeah, I think the city of Manchester should pay off United's debt and fund their new stadium.
This is very important to ensure that United remain competitive

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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Another day another /mug/
What can I say I'm feeling smug

Mantroony melty incoming

An eternal /mug/?

>>158185170
see this is the thing, it's all scripted. he knows if he destroys something, some whale will donate £50 to 'buy another one'.

>>158185210
‘fraid so

>>158128741
>match literally just finished
>already 200+ replies
we're massive

Death
Taxes
/mug/

>>158185212
Also United's transfer strategy

We can blame Lookman....

maybe if mbeumo wore more makeup ..

LIVE MELTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWxuCNNJFs

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>red cartel raped and gaped by argies

>>158185289
AI thumbnails may be more obvious than AI attempts at actual humans

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Why does it feel like Manchester United is losing every fucking game this year?

F1NN5TER is the new face of Man U

>>158185299
Why is he driving on the wrong side of the car? Doubt Carrick drives an import.

>multiple /mug/s a week
back to the good timeline

>>158185247
KEK

Now that the dust has settled, can we outlaw posting of those blown out ethots and the spic celeb that always crop up in manure match threads? imagine ritual posting some of the most ragged roastoids on the net.

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Custard Creams are experiencing record sales this season

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WEEEEEEE'LLLL
/MUG/ AGAAAAAAAAAIN
DON'T KNOWWW WHEREEEE
DON'T KNOW, WHEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
BUT I KNOOOOOOOW WE'LL /MUGG/ AGAINNNNNN SOME SUNNYYYY DAYYYYY
KEEP SMILING THROUGH, JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DOOOO
TIL THE BLUE SKIES DRIVE MICHAEL CARRICK FAAAAR AWAAAAAAY
SO WOULD YOU PLEASE SAY HELLO, TO THE /MUGS/ THAT I KNOW
TELL THEM I WON'T BE LOONG
THE'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, AS YOU SAW ME GOOO, I WAS SINGING THIS SONGG

>>158185317
because theyre shit
theyve lost to every team that have better players/managers than them

>>158185299
KEK

Anyone else starting to feel sorry for them now? A bit of sympathy for their plight? Me neither lol.

>>158185343
just report that xohitl or whatever and it gets deleted every time. its an avatarfag

>>158185354
Kek
They deserve every bit of it for the fergie years and buying the league. That and manure fans were unbearably proudy all throughout.

>>158185317
If you're gonna post anime girls, at least post non-AIslop.

>>158185238
/mug/ is bigger than yanited

Martinez calling the owners out.

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>>158185349
GIMME GIMME GIMME
A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE JANNIES AWAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axg0vTvaJMw

kek

Damn, he let rip there.

>>158185366
>buying the league
They didn't, actually. In that period, Newcastle actually spent more than United. At least between 1992-2002. United did cheat though, pretty sure Fergie admitted to 'bullying' refs to get favourable decisions.

What I dislike about United fans is their claim their owners 'don't back the manager' yet only City and Chelsea have spent more than them since the PL began. They argue the debt cripples them, which is a fair argument, but to claim they don't buy players is retarded. Wonga had to sell all his best players during the stadium build in their banter period and he said in his autobiography he actually became ill because he got told every season he had to sell his best players and he feared a player becoming good enough for City to come and buy them (and always at a knock down price, comparatively). Meanwhile United have never had a spell where they've sold their best and bought the likes of Chamak or Asano or Cygan or w/e crap Arsenal had.

They always repeat 'Glazers just take out they never put in' well they could have taken out a lot more. The players have just been bad, sorry. Liverpool bought Wirtz, Barcola, Isak and Ekitike, a front four that cost nearly half a billion. Outside of them pretending they're good, you don't see Liverpool fans claiming they weren't backed.

>>158185426
United are just a different level. they were the bayern of england, they won the title 12 times in 20 years. of course other clubs are going to handle being shit better than them, theyve gone insane because they only picked them because they never lost. every other side had ups and downs so can handle being a banter club occasionally. they picked united specifically because they thought they would never be laughed at

>Jim Ratcliffe ruined United and sent Cristina to jail. El clú e de lo socio. Olla popular pa' los pibes o algo
No, Licha, you can't say that.

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>>158185348
She watches all Arsenal games because her pussy gets drenched every time Calafiori scores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwQNyfEgA0

kek hes already carrick out

Scaloni to yanited

Manchester United have led for only 18 percent of match time this season

thats less than coventry city...

>>158185466
No, she watches Arsenal because she gets (View)s. Same reason why Kee Thomas, the fat Scouse Liverpool customer watches every Arsenal game - because it gets him (View)s and money. Same reason as Terry regularly does videos about Arsenal, so much so that people always post 'But this video isn't about your club?' when he does a video about the team he actually supports (United). Arsenal are just popular enough you do videos to get (View)s. It works because rivals come in to shit on you, so you get money that way and Arsenal fans come in to see glazing.

Same reason why all the youtube 'personalities' shat on Arsenal for being 'boring' last year despite them scoring the most goals in the CL group stage, 2nd most goals in the PL and scoring more goals in total than Madrid, City, Bayern, Liverpool etc etc over the entire season. Because it got (Views).

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>TFW I forgot to place a bet on this match

Ruh-roh, /mug/bros.

>>158129300
>united have another 6 games in the next 23 days

the month of /mug/ is upon us

>>158185426
The money the Glazers take out is money that wouldn't exist without them. The football side of things isn't making any money, only the commercial department. The only reason they haven't been relegated by now is due to the Glazers foresight and business acumen keeping them afloat while the football guys fuck it up over and over again.

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kek martinez had a melty in the post game conference and said that the problem isnt the manager its the guys above him

yeah, because they bought shitters like you for 50m

>>158141623
Not a single name ringing a bell tbphwy.
Literally WHO? /mug/, I guess.

>>158185520
yep, to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above carrick want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player.
1.placate the delusional fans from africa and india
2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga
3.it makes them look like theyre still a big club

in a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.

they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.

because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the world is trolling them, it earns them more interaction /money. they are a marketing firm with a football arm

>>158185528
I don't get it, the customers told me Jim was hiring best in class absolute competency in running the club

>>158185539
youve never heard of de ligt? united fans said he was the best defender in germany when they bought him. they also said you didnt want to sell him and he forced his way out so maybe you forgot him from ptsd?

if you guys hate manure and the glazers so much why do you do their bidding by prosecuting city

>>158185550
>1.placate the delusional fans from africa and india
>2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga
>3.it makes them look like theyre still a big club

Works a treat tbf, every customer was absolutely gleeful about paying 70m for Yoro because Madrid wanted him for 30m

>>158185561
>if you hate heart disease so much why are you trying to cure cancer?

Lisandro Martinez Quotes (Apologies for any misquoted lines based on where we get the transcriptions from):

“The performance was poor, really POOR. I have to control myself.”

>"It mirrors our club currently. This isn’t a Champions League quality club.”

“I expected more investment in the summer. I have to be honest.”

>"I expect more from our technical director.”

If Michael Carrick was backed properly:

“I don’t think so. He did his best.”

"If you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem.”

"You keep changing managers but what about other areas? It’s easy to say the coach, the players, but also we have to see others, huh?”

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even the youngins were battered

>>158185573
you seem angry i've called out your hypocrisy

>>158185561
We love the Glazers, a great bunch of lads operating with quiet dignity in an atmosphere of ingratitude and dare I say it, rampant antisemitism.

>be amorim
>have a style
>takes time for your style to be trained
>players don't like style so down tools
>you eventually get fired but some of your training and style has sunk in
>carrick takes over
>has 1 game a week
>40 games in total the entire season
>literally two week or three weeks between games due to cup ties and shit
>amorim's training and better fitness means, coupled with lack of game fatigue, you end up winning games despite playing absolute shit
>beat arsenal, city and liverpool and claim you're BACK
>repeatedly say you're back and carrick is great because look he got more points than arteta and pep since he came in
>constantly ignore arteta and pep were in cup finals and end stages of cl and fighting for the title
>think that somehow this will all carry on over next season
>now every player looks knackered
>doesn't run or move
>doesn't seem interested
>bought a midfielder for £50m who doesn't even play after cancelling a much cheaper midfielder for 'failed medical'
>still sign a player who is only just back from injury he had when you bought him for double the price... somehow passed his medical there
>go out of the league cup the first time of asking - again
>now have cl to deal with
>but your players barely coped with one game a week where they played shit but somehow lucked wins
>deluded fans keep repeating 'most points gained'
>deluded fans keep repeating 'PFA Player of the Year' and 'Assist Record' Bruno will be baller again (even tho vast majority of his assists were set pieces to Sesko, Casemiro or Maguire and also ignoring his record breaking assist came off a defender and wasn't an assist but the powers that be decided it was just to make united look good)
i'm sure united will turn it around when players fall off in other teams but lel.

>>158185580
He means the fans I reckon

>>158185597
kek absolutely malding he's been called out
you do our budding ahmed

Post your all time /mug/ starting XI

>>158185561
because, surprisingly, there are 18 other teams in the pl that aren't city or united. because city systematically cheating for years upon years, putting in £1bn of illict money and admitting freely to them breaching the rules they signed and agreed to follow in emails and openly mentioning how they must hide it to avoid being punished and then when caught refuse to help and cry about 'red cartel' doesn't somehow make disliking the glazers and manure odd.

>>158185625
>wall of cope
your choices were muslim billionaires or american billionaires
you chose us over them
>b-but i'm a rorke
kek, you have no power here

>Martinez saw what happened to Amorim
>decided he wants out of the shit show too
>time to shit talk the owners
Nobody will hear from this man until January when he's sold.

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Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo