bust sweepstakes editionprevious >>158118456
Based
>>158128774>2nd rounder>and moreballard must be desperate, either that or he found irsay's stash
For me, it's Charles Tillman
>>158128774High upside WR6
>averaged 11.9 million viewers when the previous 3 MNF games averaged 21.8 million so do people hate the saints or falcons more?
Is Downs a fraud?
>>158128815an orange peanut? for me? well, I accept you.
>>158128831Why is this a surprise to anyone? They should not of been in primetime. Literally the two most boring teams
>>158128831they just don't think about either. The media is still powerful and neither of those teams get any coverage
I think my rammies would be a good place for mhj, if the asking price is low enough I'd take a chance but cards wanted a 2nd so they'll probably take a 3rd minimum
>>158128804Retard. Ballard DOESNT want him
>>158128831Those are NBA playoff numbers. The NBA is making a comeback.
*punts*
Schrodinger's Bust. MHJ currently plays for and doesn't play for every team in the league.
18 game season when
>>158128831Because it was just on ESPN instead of bring simulcast to ABC.
>>158128835DJ Reed was >my GM's big defensive signing (2 years ago). He was bad last season and said GM just ran it back
Why should anyone listen to the chick that signed Jones and traded for Sauce
>>158128962because she signs the checks
>>158128962she let her GM and HC do their jobs. they just suck and will be replaced after this season
>>158128985do people still use checks in 2026? I don't think I've even seen one in real life before
>>158128831all three of those other games were simulcast to ABC, this happens every time. yes, the falcons-saints game has low ratings by ESPN-only standards so it was still not a great pull, but the reason it was THAT low is because it wasn't simulcast. there are 10 simulcast and 7 ESPN-exclusive MNF games each season. here's what it looks like for 2026:>simulcastW1: DEN-KCW2: NYG-LARW3: PHI-CHIW5: BUF-LARW6: WSH-SFW7: DAL-EAGW9: BUF-MINW13: DAL-SEAW15: NE-KC>non-simulcastW4: ATL-NOW8: CHI-SEAW10: LAC-BALW11: CIN-WSHW12: CAR-TBW14: PIT-JAXW16: NYG-DETW17: HOU-GBso the bears vs seahawks game in week 8 will probably get better numbers than falcons-saints, but closer to that than the eagles-bears game last week.
>>158128940well he certainly hasn't been playing for the cardinals so far
Why is Rueben Bain Jr struggling so bad
>>158129060the pressure of living up to the name is too much for him
>>158129060Arms.
>>158129027No she venmos them 20 million dollars.
>>158129060shoulder injury and they played him outside, which he sucked at in college and still does due to his T-Rex arms, instead of playing him inside where he was actually good
>>158129027How do you pay contractors who do work at your home
>>158129106What kind of man doesn't do home improvement himself?
>>158129106with a credit card
>>158129130those whose time is too valuable to waste doing unskilled manual labor
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at SEA)CHIEFS (BYE)VIKINGS (at NO)==In danger this week==Bills (at LAR MNF)Seahawks (vs SF)Jaguars (vs PHI)Ravens (at ATL SNF)Raiders (at NE)Bears (at GB)Browns (at NYJ)Giants (at WAS)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHITeveryone else fuck off
>>158129147I know people who make $200,000 a year who still built their sheds and fences in their backyards themselves. It's not a matter of your "time being valuable", it's a matter of pride; a white person thing.
>>158129136Are (You) going to pay a ~10% interest on an expense in the millions?Of course not.Checks still get used for large purchases.
>>158129185that and having the luxury of time to make sure a thing is done right. if you just pay a guy he's not going to put as much attention to detail in getting it done properly as a guy doing it for himself. it can also save money too, wealthier people stay wealthy by not wasting money for the things that matter.
>>158129182You're insulting the 49ers, Chiefs, and Vikings by associating them with those losers.
what went so horribly wrong?
>>158129130Quit larping nigga you know damn well its better to hire out some jobs
>>158129214It's the opening week of the club so it's the largest it will ever be all season. The trash always gets yeeted in the end and leave behind those who truly belong.
>>158129219Yet their D is still better than the Cowboys which is historically bad.
>>158129185let me rephrase: I'd shitpost, goon, play vidya, and watch sports instead of doing manual labor>>158129212you just pay the balance off regularly so you don't have to pay interest. doing that with a card that gives you cash back or points is free money.and if you see a credit card offering 10% interest, get it immediately. the average is 18-19%
Will this finally be the week someone sacks Purdy? If not, who will do it first?>commanders>falcons>raiders>cowboys>vikings>seahawks 2>giants>rams 2>chargers>chiefs>eagles>cardinals 2Damn is it just me or does their schedule suddenly look way easier than it did a month ago?
>>158129257>let me rephrase: I'd shitpost, goon, play vidya, and watch sports instead of doing manual laborWell, at least you're honest.>>158129221Sure, if you need some dirtwork or something and don't own an excavator. But even then usually I'd ask a friend who does rather than contracting out unless I absolutely had to.
>>158128885Your Rammies are top heavy and fraudulent enough.
who would be retarded enough to give up a first for MHJ?
>>158129281no way he gets through this seahawk gameabsolute latest is probably the vikings
>>158129281Faggot Mongrel Donald and Myles Garrett will sack Brak.
>>158129281>>158129354leonard williams is supposedly back so I think it happens tomorrow
>>158129292Would you do your own roof? Build your own privacy fence? Install new carpet? Quit the larp dude you arent fooling anyone
bend over for the Chiefs
>>158129371pipe down SOSAR we already saw how that worked for garrett the first time and donald was their bitch for years even when he wasn't a washed up old man yet
>>158129404your season is fucking over once walker gets injured
How does the NFL get hotter fans?
how does this improve the quality of the game?
>>158129478Offer classes and enroll 18 yo students?
>>158129404>>158129459You are having a Choofs induced melty.
>>158129502Protect QBs more -> more scoring -> casuals and gamblers watch more
>>158129478we need more jewish queens
>>158129404Still haven't beaten any good teams yet
>>158129478*ahem*
>>158129527>>158129478this worship for vanity is why women dominate the social stratisication. The extra selfcare, cosmetics and accessories are all better promoters of consumerism.Go Hawks!
>>158129478KINO VISION
holy shit, the chargers are just going to give up?
>>158129637forgot my pic
>>158128815shame that he's an illegal alien enabler
>>158128831thursday games are a mistake
>>158129219Jack Campbell wants to cry every time he is interviewed about this defense and this retard keeps doubling down on every terrible decision he makes. I haven’t wanted someone gone in this organization this much since Fatricia was the HC.
>>158128835Malik Muhammad steal of the draft?
>>158129659>we have no reason to believe either team is looking to do this trade but we asked some entirely different guys and they thought it would be coolso a nothingburger then
>>158128831Honestly when I drove down to Atlanta, it genuinely feels like a horrible city. Yeah it has a lot of blacks which is a given I guess. But they all had such a poor attitude. I don't think I'll go back
>>158129794HC Adam GaseOC Matt CanadaDC Jack Campbellhow much worse of a coaching staff can we build
>>158129843dan snyder as owner and bill obrien as gm
Oldfags remember this guy
>>158129822>>158129659For a 5th sure I would like my Seahawks to get him, even as an elderly rental.
>>158129478>regular college chicks at a game look hotter then the bogged drug abusing celbri thots at nfl gamesshocking
I LIKE PINA COLADAS
>>158129527A jew wearing a cross necklace is like a cop walking around with a George Floyd necklace
kek what a loser
>>158130111>not getting distracted by pussyWe should all follow is example
He's sitting out because he's being traded to the Lions immediately following the game
>>158130111>having standards and convictions makes you a loser
>>158129843HC Matt EberflussOC John ShoopOCA Matt NagyDC Tim LewisDCA Alan WilliamsSTC Dick Jauron
>Terry Bradshaw called his own plays>Peyton Manning called audibles at the line>Patrick Mahomes diagnoses blitzesWe're dangerously close to reaching a full offensive "genius" takeover, which guarantees every team having 3+ retarded QBs on the roster and a combined 0(zero) QBs who actually knows how to play his position.
>>158130007His wife gives off “teacher that gets arrested for fucking her 15 year old student” vibes and now I understand why.
>>158129983>bogged drug abusing celbri thotsmany such cases
>>158130123caleb plz
>>158130166that would be fucking hot
>>158130152Manning was running no huddles from the shotgun during his time in Denver on his first couple of drives>Mahomes can recognize blitzesSo can I most of the time
>>158128835no, he's a rookie who has to spend his first year of professional football learning about defense from the only dallas cowboys defense in history to give up 375+ yards in each of their first 5 regular season games.
>>158130205Yeah, Mahomes only being able to do that is a sign of QB regression. QBs are more athletic and able to save bad plays than ever, but the coaches are the only ones who are allowed to dictate the situations anymore. Jared Goff and Josh Allen have actually done as much thinking on an NFL field as you, me, and that fat guy you saw at the gas station last wednesday.
>>158128831second time i'm saying this: it was a divisional match up between 2 teams from the division that just crowned a losing team as its current champion.
that would explain a lot
>>158130240Fake news
>>158129342Caserio really needs to be fired.
don't you DARE fall him goof ever again
>>158128774the cardinals coaching staff and front office is shit. my texans will pick him up and as soon as ryans stops feeling down and the offensive line stops hating stroud and the other receivers stop getting injured they will show the world why he went top 5 in that draft.
>>158130269Okay but how does he help the defense?
>>158130266Stroud hasn't thrown an INT this season either, should he be a MVP candidate?
>Yakub Chambliss putting BTA on CandyJust as the prophecy said
Are there any Faguar fans in England?
>>158130330unironically yes, since he's been playing pretty well
>>158130324>as soon as ryans stops feeling down
>>158128831I didn't watch just because I was sick
>>158129833Atlanta is full of gay negrosThey even had a show about it
It is so beyond obvious the Eagles are going to find a way to win tomorrow. Look at that spread.
>>158130467How about i look at your spread
>>158130467The Eagles are spreading their cheeks trying to give this game away.
Chargers need to trade Herbert and tank for Arch
Chargers need to trade Herbert and tank for Yakub
>>158130488Nobody is dumb enough to trade for Herbert.
>>158130506The Vikings drafted McCarthy
>this is the average BOliverit all makes sense now with sound:>>>/wsg/6250045
>>158130523forgot my pic
>>158130523>>158130538I look like this and say these things
>>158130523how did you find that video of me
Jew Breeze was a beast at baseball
>>158130330>5 tdNo
Why is the MHJ trade a mystery I have never seen something quite like it
>>158128835Is there a school that produces more frauds than Michigan?
HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>158130467squirts doesn't have a loaded team to bail him out
>>158130641>Why is the MHJ trade a mysterySchefty is just having a little fun on a Saturday
i hope he gets the help he needs
>>158130647probably, they've got Brady and Woodson to boost their rep a bit
>>158130589Why don't NFL fans respect the legends from the black and white era
>>158130647Oregon?
>>158130671he's being a fucking shill
>>158128774jags traded them BTJ
>>158130695
Trade for this bussyTank for this bussy
>>158130710Idk why everyone is freaking out about this
>>158130670QB looked worse without his TE1, RB1, WR1, and Hall of Fame RG. How fascinating.
>>158130647Either A&M or Texas Tech, I can't remember which one
FUN FACT TIMEThe Houston Texans are the only NFL team to never win a divisional round playoff game in their entire existence. However, their active drought of missing the CCG each year is still shorter than the Dallas Cowboys.
If a team trades more than a 3rd round pick for MHJ they're fucking rarted
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?
schizzy hehehe
>We're trading for Mazaratti Marv? I like going fast hahahaa vroom vroom!!!Yea, im never going to Minneapolis Minnesota. Absolute circus over there
>>158130710I honestly fucking hate gambling degenerates. You guys too if you do it
>>158130886because that wasn't the real clip, this one was
>Start with low expectations >Have early success >Hopes start to rise >Tide starts to turn >Soul crushing lossname the team
>>158130968why do you think we call them the razorcakes
>>158130932i don't care about gambling one way or another but the nonstop ads and adding gambling everywhere makes me want gambling to be straight up banned
This is from when /sp/ reacted to the beastquake
MARVY JR AND JHERBZ ON MY VIKIES SOONSQWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158130921i've seen a picture of his asshole
>>158130968When I was a kid, I went hunting with my dad. A buck jumped out in front of where we were hunting, and I went to shoot it. However, I got to excited, and instead of shooting in behind the shoulder blade, I pulled the shot. The buck didn’t take off. Instead, he just kind of scrunched up, like he was in pain. I reloaded the rifle and finished him with a second shot. When we inspected the carcass, we found out that I had somehow shot the deer directly in the testicles, hence the reaction.That deer is exactly what being an Jets fan is like. Life seems fine, then some douchebag shoots you right in the balls before killing you.
>>158131015and just like that the meme of suggesting that division winners shouldn't automatically get a top 4 seed died
>>158130968Saints have done this a few times in the post Sean Payton era. This year started well with some early success especially offensively but now they're sitting at 1-3 and looking just as plonked as ever. Hilarious how the Shough marks haven't said shit or apologized to Kiwi. Fucking dumb subhuman mongrels. Learn some respect
>>158131042
>>158131050Na that was mine
>>158128831NO is a very small market and no one cares about the Falcons outside of Atlanta
>>158131057>hunting >giving a child a gun>asking a child to killgod your parents belong in prison
How would /sp/ react to this playoff game?
>>hunting>>giving a child a gun>>asking a child to kill>god your parents belong in prison
>>158131065just two seasons ago under dennis allen the saints started off 2-0 and all their fans were loud as fuck talking about how SO BACK they were with derek carr only to go 5-12.
>>158131136Calm down, faggot
>>158131145>det0ilet memeposting for a while>posts calling the cowgirls frauds and lucky with shit opponents
>>158131145By calling both teams garbage
which early slate games are we watching?
>>158131145did bussy exist back then?
>>158129478Pit goddess
He’s a Raider
>>158131270Raiders Pats probably. That or Bears Packers
>>158131270My Burrs, but I'm also curious about Houston
>>158131270for me it's the Texans v Titans toilet bowl
>>158131318>it's real what the fuck?
>>158131291It existed in Ancient Greece, so yeah
it's going to be choofs vs nanners again, isn't it?
>>158131145if that game was played this season it would be DET 0 - 56 DAL
>>158131405Jaguars vs Vikings would be some kino as long as it's Wentz starting not the horrible little goblin
>>158131405there's a TLaw in the way
>>158131015Kino
>>158128774>tfw too smart to call good defenseuhh lionies bros. is it ogre for us?
>>158131405and queefs vs razorcakes the game before thatim sick of reruns
>>158131270raiders pats will probably be the best one but cmon I gotta watch the ditkab owl>yfwdbwddo
>>158128962Obvious psyop. Fuck this cunt and her massive head
>>158131486
>>158131422You mean DET 52-56 DAL, both defenses are shit.
regrets to inform you all but uclgay QB just died ..was he going in the 1st round...
>>158131136
>>158131270Since my team's on a bye I might as well watch Eagles Jags and Raiders Patriots
>>158128962Is she asking coaches to explain shit to her mid-game?
Yakub makes it look easy unlike certain other non melanated wh*toid overrated nepo faggots
>>158131662Yes
Deshaun sandbagged the last few years. His fully guaranteed salary let him do this. Hes working with Vegas to manipulate the odds. Nobody had Browns making playoffs or betting on them at all this year. That's when he stops sandbagging. Browns ownership is in on it. They're going to recoup contract costs by this.
>>158131009Should beer be banned?Should pills be banned?Should cars be banned?Should shopping be banned?There are ads for this too, dork
>>158131270The return of the king
>Pelissero says the Cardinals would want a second-pick and perhaps a mid-round pick in exchange for HarrisonHuh? Hes a fucking giga bust. Hes worth a 4th round at best. Tards are retarded as usual.
>wh-what le fuck? did you just cover the spread with 4 minutes left to play?? who the FUCK do you think you are??!? c'mon boys let's rape this faggots team
>>158131270I'm excited to see the 7th seedb owl in green bay.
>>158131678I love a good conspiracy but it's not like Watson is suddenly playing lights out this year. He's been average at best and nearly cost the Browns the win taking that unnecessary sack on their last drive vs the Steelers that made the FG way harder. I think the roster has gotten significantly better with their last 2 draft classes although I'm surprised their O line is playing as well as it has. I really didn't think all those FA signings and Fano would gel so quickly
Peanut oil stocks gonna go crazy
Money. Work. Family. Relationships. Friends. I fucked it all up. Abyss. Rock Bottom. End of the road. I might have to sign for the Titans at this point.
>>158131270anyone not watching da burrs game to witness da coach's heavenly blessing is a fool
You gays are not that interesting so I am watching cfb now
*BRAAAAAAAP*
>>158131970they need to bring back diego
>>158131927He's not up there...
what fans of each team are saying in week 5
>Trinidad Chambliss already has 4 tuddies on Vandy>Julian Sayin already has 4 tuddies on Maryland Oh yea /myguys/ are absolutely feasting today mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158132066Sayin isn't a starting NFL QB.
How to convince my lover to control my orgasm schedule? She’s a woman by the way.
>>158132089What if i told you his last name was Manning?
>>158132147I think Arch is even worse. At least Sayin can accurately throw it to his overpowered receiver.
Who's taking Arch?The Dolphins?EL OH EL
>>158128774My brownies bouta make a shit move and trade jewdy for Harrison.. jewdy been shit but he's a vet receiver who's a really good route runner and has been a great leading presence for our young potential star wrs.. Harrison will be a headcase even more down on himself for getting traded to my brownies
>>158132265The Browns can actually win gamesIts a better situation
>>158132265browns just drafted 2 stud WRs. Why the fuck would they give up a 2/3 for some bust
>>158132265Denzel Boston is already a stud, why would they need MHJ?
Reminder: in the last extension of Deshaun's contract, a poison pill was added. He needs to be released by March 12, 2027 or he's guaranteed another $200,000,000. Quite the conundrum if he plays well this season. Cut him or pay him $200,000,000
look at these old wordmark logos
launch the cardinals into the sun
>i wonder what tomorrow's primetime game is>ravens vs falconsholy shit why the fuck are the falcons always on primetime?
>>158132408Atlanta is a hot market
reminder: TayTay is still the queen of the NFL
>>158132089Unfortunately, neither is chambliss.
>>158132408It's the only decent market in the NFC South.
GUYS
>>158132361Andrew Berry said he wanted some Michelin tires on his car
>>158132281Black people like the heat, even if it's shitty dry Arizona heat . No black person WANTS to come to Cleveland. Even if we were a super bowl caliber team, nogs wanna play for houston dallas la miami etc. add in the fact that my shit team is who they are, blacks get suicidal if they get traded here. See verse.
>>158132420>>158132435Charlotte is the fastest growing major city in the country though.
>>158132408Deion "Primetime" Sanders
>>158132325Haslem is too involved with the team and berry is the ultimate yes man. KC also got butter fingers. Haslem wants a Cincy situation at wr
throw the cardinals into active volcanos
how much of the Dowry percentage do you think Andy Reid got for brokering the relationship between Kelce and Swift?
>>158132498that reminds me, what happened to shedeur? I haven't heard anything about him since peanut was playing okay
>>158132430>not believing in Yakubmust suck having shit for brains
Why didn't the SF-SEA game get flexed to the night game?No one wants to watch Atlanta.
>>158132493Nah you are
put the cardinals in a steel cage match with Ryback
>>158132532i still can't believe taylor wrote and released a song about travis' big dick
>>158132534Nigga named Trinidad.. that alone disqualifies him to be a good QB.
curb stomp cardinals with steel toe boots
>>158132540The late afternoon slot is more valuable
Have you apologized yet?
>>158132566if you're gonna be racist im gonna have to get the moddies involved and then they'll fill your ass with pozzed cum
>>158132540Seahawks have 2 prime times games right after it and most people don't want to see the same team play 3 weeks in a row on prime time
>>158132540>>158132591It's also being aired to most of the country so most people will be able to watch it anyways
>>158132054>hasn't played the iggles>hasn't played the commiestypical gnat delusions of grandeur
The Eagles are so fun to watch because you can see the inner turmoil brewing the entire game.
not sure if sweet or creepy
I still can't believe dem boyz lost to da bux
>>158132627You can say that about every team in the NFCE. Same with the NFCS
>>158132652That's sweet. My grandma died when she was only 53.
>>158132587If he has some more good games, sure, he was ass the first 3 weeks
cover the cardinals in peanut oil and send them to Watson
>>158132363He's not even playing well, he's an alright game manager which tbf is a big improvement from being the worst QB in the league by all metrics. Bronws would be insane to waste their talented young roster on middling at best QB play but then again this is the Browns so that's probably what's going to happen
>>158129182good only start doing this again when my chargies are shit
LA Knight is never winning the big one
>>158132654Dem Boyz losing to random shitters is never a surprise to me. There was some poll before the year where execs ranked teams from each conference and i said at the time they had the Cowboys way too high and the Vikings way too low. The difference in both roster talent and especially coaching staff was huge
my joey ;)
>>158128774>Arch Manning is almost surely going back to school for another seasonHow does this shake up the draft?
>>158132750He was already playing himself out of a top 10 selection, so not much
>>158132718fair, but who can they get to replace him? they're too good and won't have a top pick this draft. they'll have $80-$90 million cap hit in both 2027 and 2028 hurting their ability to sign a free agent and pay other key players
>>158132588>Kiwi dreaming of hot pozzed loads againAnd today's Saturday...
>>158132750If true maybe it pushes up some shitter team to swing for LaNorris Sellers or another size/project/chimpanzee QB
>>158132750Means my brownies have another year to tank to get him (he is 100% going to be a Cleveland brown)
>>158132784Sunday 11:42am in non meme countries thobeit
>>158132750doesn't change anything. Everybody except tv talking heads already expected it
pic rel is trying to get a kicking tryout but no team is offering
boil the cardinals in a vat of diarrhea
>>158132875Haven't they already been doing that?
>>158132813>18 hours ahead of the greatest country on earth>Not a meme country You better pick one right now }:(
hammer throw the cardinals off a 10 story building
>>158132875calm down. on a long enough time line, the cards are guaranteed to win an owl
>>158132866Ain't got shit on this real african
>vikings traded a top ten first round pick bust for 5th round pickCardinals shouldn't get higher than a 6th
Cum down the cardinals bird gullet
>>158132738nice tits
invite the cardinals to Diddy crib
>>158132652he plays?? like, as a water boy??
vaporize the cardinals with a ray gun
>>158132652Wholesome as fuck
>shart manning choking to chokelahomaOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>158133038Browns
For me, it's Sam "chicken" Howell.
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPP DON'T YOU SAY IT NAO SKEEEEEEEEEYUPPP
>>158133094based and cuck-fil-a pilled
>>158133054the fuck was he thinking?
danceoff party cardinals with a raygun
rip ditka i was thinking about him all week for some reason
>>158133094his mom is Sri Lankian btw
Marvin Harrison JR just reunited with Kyler MurrayCongrats Vikings
>>158133148Thought he could get away with that shit against a Brett Venables defence kek fucking retard. 2nd and 13 just so unnecessary
>>158133165zoomer here. what's the big deal about ditka? he won a single super bowl
>>158133094Draft Marv build around Howell
force the cardinals to donate their livers and kidneys to Walter Peyton
>>158133148>the Texas player that lays out the reffie at 12 seconds kek
>>158132738jesus christ on a pogo stick he needs to knock that shit off
>>158133203He also revolutionized playing TE, was an assistant with the SB winning Cowboys, won the 1963 NFL Championship, and was a longtime NFL media personality, making him a pop culture figure too.
>>158133131He's going to listen to what Shannon has to say and that's what no one did.
>college kickers
if his name was Arch Jones he'd be at Tennessee Tech or playing TE
What the FUCK is wrong with this nigger? He just needed to not suck for one drive. Absolute minstrel jigaboo brained faggot
Archie Manning confirmed 3rd rounder
>>158133599That's not his name
>gary bearsmakes me laugh every time
>>158133638my bad, Archibald confirmed 3rd rounder
>>158133684What do you think Green Bay will spend their first round pick on in 2027?
I have never doubted John Godteer. Thank you for destroying Texas young King
finally
can anyone read lips
>ARCH THROWS A PICK SIX BUT COMES BACK AND TIES IT!Is that supposed to be impressive? This kid is a bust and unworthy of the Manning name
>>158133684We'll all be killed for Israel before then
Perhaps I’m not understanding it well enough but I don’t think there’s ever a legitimate reason to use zone coverage. You want to cover the receiver, not dick around at the 40 yard line and hope a receiver comes your way. The other team will throw all day on you because all the receivers will be wide the fuck open.
>>158133874Fucking kek now THAT'S a melty for the ages
Chargerhermanos… arch manning isn’t gonna save us either
>>158130383they should all be arrested for not bringing nigs and immigrants into that picture with them
>>158133977it's a boomer state
>>158134019Do not lose hope for the way is clear
>>158133977probably a religious element. There's a significant amount of christfag support for israel because they believe it'll bring about the rapture
>>158133953I'm too lazy to go into detail since it can get complicated, but just know that teams rarely use just man or zone coverage. the vast majority of the time they'll have some defenders on man and others on zone
>>158133977Midwest is full of Evangelicals. Evangelicals worship Israel. (Seriously, it's like a cult)If you challenge any of this you get called satanic at best or a Jew hating nazi at worst (even though obviously Jews and Israel are not literally one and the same)
name one (1) current college QB with NFL talent
>>158134070>chargers get a Latinx qbIt’s the only way they can start a fanbase in LA. It must be done
>>158134097They only care because they believe that Israel has to exist for the end of the world to happen.
force the cardinals to draft arch manning
>>158134157
>>158134157Trinidad Chambliss and Julian Sayin. I'm not moving off either guy. Size faggots can lick me where i fart from
well, /nfl/?
>>158134157Ryback
>>158134198Bo Nix
>>158134198Ryback
>>158134198Blo Dix
>>158134198Bo NixBlo DixThrow PixOne of these.
>>158134198ankle induced melty's and no semblance of a run game
what is ryback's cadence
>>158134198Boseph Nixon
>>158134228FEED ME MORE
>>158133953The league is moving towards zone and all the best DCs use a lot of zone so you're wrongAlso, you might not have good man matchups. The other team's best WR might be flatly better than your best CB so having a man matchup is asking to be picked on
>>158134198Chiefs, Raiders (lol), Jags, Injury
I’m having a Ryback induced melty
>>158133148kek he did it again
>>158134292Kekaroo @ all the """draft analysts""" who crowned him before the season started
>>158133148Now that's a meatball sandwich
Keelon Russell is the best QB in college football
https://youtube.com/shorts/cP5kZiomFdI
so who the FUCK is trading for Marvin Harrison Jr?
Im running my AC full blast all day looks like global warming is back on the menu
>>158134353St.Louis Battlehawks
>>158134327>
>>158134327Nice jinx dumbass
>>158134353Saskatchewan Roughriders
>>158134353Probably the raiders since they don’t have wr1
>>158134364You're killing the planet chud
>>158134369One fumble doesn't change that asshole
>>158134364no... NOOOOOO
>>158134292Oh no Jets, you're getting an Eli!
For me, it's 50 degrees and slightly cloudy in Fall. The best kind of day.
I'm hungry for dick.
mettiejetties dub tomorrow. book it
>>158134424SKOL
>>158134424Same
>>158134366>>158134383>>158134384seriously though, I don't remember the last time a "trade" was reported but not which team was getting the player. that's so fucking weird
Im watching college football I feel like such a faggot
>>158134097>even though obviously Jews and Israel are not literally one and the sameHate both anyway.
>>158134470You know it's going to be the Raiders
>>158134527The Raiders aren't that dumb anymore. As of this season.
>>158134527raiders get him and 2 firstsCards get crosby and a 3rdBook it
>>158134501Fair.For me, it's recognizing that the TRUE Jewish holy land... Is Brooklyn, NY.
>>158134470the trade isn't finalized. the cards wanted a 1st round pick and weren't getting it, so they went to schefter to release the news that a trade is close in order to try to get another team(s) to up their offer it's really scummy shit. worse than Russia in fucking vrabel
>>158134586>worse than Russia in fucking vrabelw-what?
>>158134586No worse than what the Ravens do with trades.
>>158134384>implying Marvin Harrison Jr is a WR1
>The Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a trade to send wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. out of Arizona, with the Houston Texans and the Las Vegas Raiders emerging as the top potential landing spots
>>158134527Wonder if my Raiders are trading Donte Thornton for him. He finally got healthy but for some reason isn't playing on Sunday even though he practiced all week
>>158134384>>158134604Oh yeah, he's a WR3 with upside. His ceiling is Jauan Jennings.
>>158134424go eat a dick
>Las Vegas is also eyeing an additional receiver, and adding Harrison would be an affordable option since he's still on his rookie deal. The Raiders are limited in cap space after a big offseason, but a 3-1 start means it's worth being aggressive in trades.
>>158134599schefty working on behalf of the teams is fucked. remember that leaks showed he gives the teams editorial control on what he posts
>>158134670That's how he gets the breaking news.
Football would be a more interesting game of the field was like 200 or 300 yards long.
>>158134742You can get the same effect by reverting to the pre-Mel Blount rule changes.
>>158133209Which jersey should I wear tomorrow?
>>158134790Holy Faggot
>>158134684the news is biased and serves the purpose of the team
>>158134742half of which should be ridiculous japanese game show style obstacles
whoa, why didn't he think of that earlier?
>>158134842Hindsight is 20/20
>>158134842if he scores more points that their opponent, victory is guaranteed
>>158134842>If you want to score points, you gotta move the ball down the field.John Madden figured it out decades ago. Is LeFleur a retard?
>>158134842Sometimes you're just too fucking smart.
>>158134842the bears are FUCKED tomorrow
>>158133148>>158134292What would be the funniest but realistic team to use a top 5 pick on him.
>>158134790
>>158134742that would be two ta three football fields in length !
>>158134652present one
>>158134842That's my coach!
reminder: i can (financially) HEEM everyone in this thread
>>158131927based
>both the cowboys and packers lost the micah tradedamn, when has this happened before?
>>158131927i wonder if the refs will tip the scales for the bears. this is basically a must win game for the packers but it will look bad if you the bears lose
>>158135341Packers are winning the Superbowl this year
>shows up >throws an INT in the endzone >leaves
>>158135480That'll be 5 million dollars please
>>158135480the entire "QB 2 battle" was such a waste of time and Sirianni is a fucking idiot
>>158128831this one wasn't on abc, the others wereno one has cable
judo throw the cardinals into a woodchipper
hotdogs are just bologna meat in tube form instead of sliced btw.With that being said, Caleb Williams is 100% a homosexual.
>>158135480you're missing threw the team into a spiral and made lane johnson retire
>>158135598why are you so obsessed with another man's sexuality?
>>158135598so? stop being homophobic it's literally 2026.
>>158135533>no one has cablecan confirm im not paying extra to watch fagball
>>158135598And? Gay QBs always play better under centre
>>158135695>>158135709>>158135733t.
>>158135598Still time to delete this shit nephew
>>158135176Why do they all look like this
>>158135740you're thinking about calebs toned and shaved bussy, aren't you
What's the most boring non ST position to play?
>>158135894Backup QB.
>>158135894One of those outside o-linemen
>>158129214>Vikings
what is joey doing with that bengal?
>>158136111Is this in Russia?Liveleak videos have taught me that Russians fuck with extremely dangerous animals for no reason
Anyone's watching SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
>>158134790finna mccoy
>>158136136it's the UK. dude was on the spectrum and was just excited to see the tiger and snuck in before being noticed
>>158135740I FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT
I went to my mom's house and she made cheeseburger egg rolls :)
>>158136144no one gives a shit about college bro
>>158136136All Russians hate life and don't give a fuck if they die
>>158136237If he was autistic, then where was his handler? I would put him on a leash to prevent shit like this.
>>158136501The stadium is slam packed full sold out
RAIDERS CHADS, WE'VE WON
>>158136498Do ypipo really
why are players allowed to low level tackle taking people's knees literally out
>>158136588with sexy teens that they don't show on the broadcast for more than .00001 msi would genuinely rather kill myself than watch cfb
>>158136565>be a retard wrangler >take him to the zoo >need to take a piss>I'll just run into the bathroom real quick what's the worst that could happen!>take piss and go back outside >where's the retard?>hear a big commotion >walk over >see the retard in the tiger enclosure >FUCK
>>158136605Don't knock it until you try it
>>158136515Who raped you
>>158136599I remember hyping this guy up and then he went to the cards and I haven't seen him at all.Those in the know, is he bad or is it just a case of bad QBs?
>>158136779He's horrendous dogshit
>>158136599If Kubiak can't use him, then has no hope
What a game
>>158136818Cool, he'll fit right in.
>>158136779He looks awful, but he's also playing for the Tards so he gets some leeway to try and revive his career. I wouldn't be surprised if the clear lack of effort he showed was him trying to force his way off the team
>>158136779>>158134635
>>158136779Watch his clips, he cannot seperate
throw the cardinals into a gorilla enclosure
Herbert just needs more help
>>158137059Theyd just fly out of there retard lol
>>158128774Harison never wanted to be in Arizona. Can you blame him? He did what he had to do to get out He'll probably have a 80+ catch season after he moves.>Raiders>Houston>49ersIt's one of those teams
What if Herbert had LESS help?
>>15813711549ers are not trading for him and the Cardinals would never help the 49ers.
“Justin herbert” and “if” go together like peanut butter and jelly
>>158128774>catch percentage 47.8Just get some random practice squad guy, why pay for a WR who can't catch half the balls thrown his way?
>>158131456>im sick of rerunsget use to it faggot I had to watch 20 years of pats Brady reruns
>>158128831I think most people just forget the Falcons exist.
>>158137149Who is the peanut butter bacon banana of the NFL?
What sounds good from taco bell tonight
>>158137233Nothing
>>158137233Is Chipotle or another similar spot not open? I get way fuller off of a burrito and some chips + queso.
>>158137233botulism
>>158137233NOT bussy, worst mistake of my life
>>158137260No it has to be taco bell or McDonald's
>>158137233Get the taco party pack.
>>158137233Budget?
>>158137233get 9 beef lettuce and cheese tacosanyways should I go out today for the third time? my buzz is wearing off
>>158137143That's where you're wrong kiddo
How the fuck did texas lose to unranked ou
>>158137329How will you sleep if you do not>>158137308You're asking to many questions, taco bell and mcdicks are the options
>>158137362Manning throwing meatball sandwiches
>>158137412They are called meatball subs, ranjesh
>>158137220What a fucking traitorWish KC didn't sign his washed ass again
>>158128852>not ofnot have, you fucking retard
Murica
>>158137432This guy prides himself on being a follower
I ate 4 egg rolls. Probably too much.
fuck soccer and fuck rugby. football is the superior sport that fanny tranny eurocockmonglers simply cant handle the pure aggression and intensity
>>158137655For dinner? You gotta eat 10 of those bitches.
A Head Coach decided to live in Jacksonville for 2 years. This is what happened to his body.
>>158128835>DJ Reed>McCreary>Rock Ya-SinGod damn, the Lions are fucking incompetent.
>>158137283mickey ds. two spicy mcchicks with extra mayo with two mcdoubles. free medium fries through the app. the brokie special.
What a barn burner
>>158137552I'm rooting for them, as they're a cat team and I had hoped for the Lions to draft Trevor Lawrence when they let Stafford go.Though I far more happy Goff turned out to be as great as he is.
>>158136599>WONBut the guy can't catch a ball?
>>158135341Haha, both the Packers and Cowboys suck!
Browns suck lol
How long does he hang around the NFL before hanging up the cleats?
>>158137874They were pretty big
>>158138241He's got 5 years as a starter on name alone. He could be in the league for 15 years if he wants to be a backup.
>>158138241he wont make it long throwing meatball sandwiches like that Brady will roast him
>>158138012What if she got her boobies out?
>>158138329Wierdo
>>158138241He'll get the Josh Rosen treatment where he sucks so bad year 1 the team that drafts him takes another QB round 1 the following year keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
crush the cardinals in a grist mill
Bama got absolutely fucking btfo by refs tonightnfl refs wouldn't even be able to complete
>team on a byeI hope this doesn't kill the momentum
>>158138376Why do you hate the Cardinals so much
run a train on the cardinals in a Cornell frat house
>>158138417If you were a Cardnal fan, you would be saying shit like that too probably.
>>158128800I see her all over my feed who is she
>>158138437the cornell slut looks hot so i side with her
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>>158138308>meatball sandwichesdon't tease me anon I'm starving I guess I'll have some goldfish crackers
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>>158131318Oh God, please, no
>>158133874What the hell did #64 do to cause this reaction?
Hey Anon, please give me suggestions for a 12leg parlay
here are my picks for a parlay Jaguars PS Vegas Over Browns Money Line Bears PSVikings PSGiants MLBroncos PSSteelers Over Bengals PS Titans PSSeahawks OverCadinals Over Falcons Over Bills Over
