No girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleThe exciting Shanghai Masters 1000 enters its third round.>Streamsjokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlvkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesporthttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>158066374
>>158129267Last thing an English rose sees on a hen do in Marbella
Shitton
Geay
Big Z really did a number on this guy
Yeah >>158139301Nah >>158139367
Houthis attacking Saudi airports, people killed, flights cancelledWonder how many Kings will brave the trip
bravo Shelvedton
JUST
Is Benjamin the most fraudulent top 4 player since Félix?
>>158129267damn he ugly
>Doublefault MinaurI want Nick back
based nickelback
>>158136715Gyros and kebab together
>Fucks your girl>Takes your court timeZverev cucked Benny so hard
Shelton is the definition of an uncle tom
Suckermoto
China swing is peak
>>158140573great germoid contribution!
I have a feeling Z is going to be upset by the Quentin Halys today
>>158140887Crazier things have happened in this wild world of ours
Anyone here remember Joao Fonseca? Used to be considered a contender back in the day
>>158140897Like a man being mauled to death by a tiger in England today. Have you seen that?
>>158140912Unfortunately I missed it, being some 17000 kilometres away
>>158140925how are you talking on this networking service provided from america then
Mensik and Gea, the new big Two
>>158140855Coming from the guy that doesn't know how income taxes work megalul
>>158141107great germoid contribution again!
Menshit
Cerundoodoo
>>158141107>>158141115mum and dad are fighting..
>>158140908This, but with Jodar
>>158139301>>158139367>>158141178>>158141293what a rollercoaster
cerundololo
Failys
As soon as big z gets mass he starts playing like shit. He should get a psychotherapist maybe he would win more.
>>158141888*mad
Imagine if Bublik cared
shrapnel shard mayhem
why is he consistently choking against l'Halys?
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would bounce the ball seventeen times, before hitting a serve out of court
Guess you could say Halys is through the Looking Glass right now
Zveretard
uh... zverevbros???
Still thinking about that Thalys pun posted here earlier in the year
How shit is Halys that he is not winning this?
Zverev losing on purpose to complete the satanic ritual
Knackeredwiener
>>158142423Je suis honoré
>>158142423>>158143354>>153642152but thalys is eurostar now..
>>158140573we already have an uncle tom its felix
>shelton
>Tearful
Why do I get the impression that Zverev isn't actually the best player in the world...
>>158144718losing to a retching boomer might have something to do with that
>>158145149Vax status?
people need to chill
>>158144718He’s not the best he’s the healthiest good enough player
>>158146580what site?
>GangrenousToe
>>158147045Tennisonline
>>158147086>beating Tiafart means you're backState of curent year xyz
>>158146580anon24898 would fit in here
>>158147086>he's backWhen was he here?
Did I miss any good matches this weekend? I was hungover yesterday and today was mom's birthday
>tiafool was briefly world #7
If Novak fucks up Paris he is out of the finals
>>158149433Alcawrath was on fire against Cerundolol and Joe the Giant Killer was impressive against Hersnatch.
Official list of players who have beaten Sinner in all of 2026:DjokovicMensikJM Cerundolo
They should blank the rankings to zero at the start of the year so AO is just a total free for all.
Don't tell anyone but there's some watchable tennis games tomorrow
>>158152872>Hersnatch
>>158155009Sure.I do miss sinner's ruthless servebotting, though.
When a Dominican friar asks Jar Jar Binks his blood type
You guys think Jason might skip AO at this point?
>>158157784Well his name is in that meme one-point slam thing again so maybe he's just waiting and seeing before restarting in Aus
Maybe all that childhood skiing put an extra ten years on his knees
>>158158076Growing up in a ski resort also explains why he's allergic to temperatures above 25 degrees.
Excited for Fritzipas
for me, it's Lehodar
the big question is if ferrero is joining sinner or jodar
I heard someone told Fonseca he should acquire Ferrero and he misunderstood and ordered 4 tons of Ferrero Rocher to his hotel room
Pee-en
right time for bed tennis fans
Fritzipas is approximately one shower away from starting
fraud check on learner
>>158164473Ferrero just published a book, so I'm going to assume that all the talk of him coming back was a publicity stunt cooked up by his agent.
>>158165077Yup. Still fraudulent.
>>158165189Or perhaps finishing his book means he's now free to return to coaching
Tsitsipas seems especially angry today
Shitsipas
Is Jodar the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the sport?
>>158165342In the future historians will talk of the summer of Jodar as one of the great false dawns
Shitz
Fraudtz (i wanted to post shitz but was too late :(
>>158165475>>158165488That's a bit unfair, we're talking about both of them being shitters from the same era, it's only natural this goes the distance in a chokefest
Leshitta
>>158165491Fair. Both are former top 5 players but one is still top 15, and was in the top 10 a couple of weeks ago, while the other was basically discounted as washed before the US Open
What is this, washed up frauds day??Kek I’ve still got it
Absolute fucking SCENES in Fritzipas
>>158165590I don't believe it (I do)
Stefanocrates strikes again
>>158164666i like this post because fonseca is fathaha
Jodar defeats Lehecka in a pretty 'meh' match.
>>158165646>>158165648How do I solve this?
grugsters?
Madcaraz
THE Zizou Bergs???
i remember bergs-féry
>>158166079That was a titanic clash
so what's Carlos mad about, can any spanish anons translate
I still don't understand why this Dutch Belgian is named after the nickname of a French-Algerian football player
Alcaraz is such a tiresome player
>>158165342He's one of the better prospects. Does he live in a rival village to you or something?
Pressing F for grug’s career
>>158166208The fearsome gangs of Leganes never forget and never forgive.
>>158166211This, but for Sinner
got em
boticbroers!
>FraudcarazThe aristocrat could sit at home for 12 months and aura farm just by Charlie going life and death with shitters
They told Alcaraz the tournament was in Shang-Hai and he thought that meant he had to Shank HighKEK
I'm afraid it's well and truly over for Carlos AlcarazHe had a good run but now it's Zverev's time
Never in doubt, Zizou more like Peepoo
Oh well
>Charlie cooked and done with tennis>Sinnsation perma-crocked and potentially soft banned for PEDs>Zverev - domestic abuser
Alcatrash
>>158166363If we end up with Fraudix as #1 I'm quitting this sport.
Bergs was playing like prime Novak to be fayre
rip Carlitos...
Zeezy!
>>158166382>more than 7k off Sinneras bad as felix is, that is grim
cam on boaty van de boatface
Would the last person out of the ATP please turn off the lights
this new 70s pornstar look from grug isn't doing him any favours. he doesn't look menacing anymore.
Where is Peng Shuai?
>>158166437terrible
What part of Zandschulp are you guys from?
>>158166519not how it works
boticbroers!!
I can't believe Vacherot is going to defend his title
>>158166557why not
>>158166569Was out of form for most of the year and the Shanghai conditions don't seem anywhere near as onerous for everyone else as they were last year
>year end no.1it's Zvover (tennis in general)
I can't believe Vacherot isn't going to defend his title
Now nobody will hype Alcaraz for the tour finals and he’ll win without dropping a set. This is my cope.
Get it together 托马斯·保罗
Tommy Kwablo ending the Vacherot meme. Fitting. He's the new Carreño
>At 29 years and 11 months, Zverev is the oldest player to claim the Year-End No. 1 honours for the first time, setting a new milestone in ATP history.https://www.atptour.com/en/news/atp-year-end-no-1-honours-zverev-2026-historyZverev has defined aging new, maybe father time has found a worthy opponent for the next ten years. Zverev will shatter all records, tennis youth is dire, Sinner is physically broken and Carlos just lost to a Belgian shepherd. A new star has risen, he dreamed the impossible dream and reached his peak when most are burning out. How say would say in Australia, a new Zvera
stop the vacherot
not everyone can handle the power of the moustache
>>158166969You say what?
tappen der signen
Alcatrash and Binner have been exposed as massive frauds this season
>>158166402For some reason this stupid nickname made me laugh. Imagine the crowd chanting ZEEZY ZEEZY
>>158167253These young bucks are so pathetic they've got me rooting for the Medvedev/Tsitsipas/Pood genAt least those guys play matches
>>158167253At this point which players exactly haven't been exposed as frauds?
>>158167350Khachanov
>>158167350Fery
>>158167370Based consistency merchant sneaking through draws
>>158167350Cerundolo
>>158167289means peepee in French, basically a childish way to refer to the penis
>>158167400zeezypas
>>158167379The secret to not being a fraud is having no expectations.
>>158167431Didn't work out so well for Norrie
>>158167066IS THAT A FEMALE
Hey we can't post girls, the OP doesn't say anything about women
can you solve it /tennis/?
>>158167501According to Claude, there's no real solution, at best you can simplify it to: "x2 + 39.6y"
cannot be solved, it's Fermat's penultimate theorem
"y" is clearly gamma, representing Euler's constant, 0.57721 56649 01532 86060 65120 90082 40243 10421 59335 93992 ...
Fermat sounds like a French Challenger journeyman who always gets into arguments with crowd hecklers and umpires.
>>158167558You needed Ai for this? That's math 9th grade
>>158167732Maths for those spanish pigdogs ends at 2 +2 cervezas
>>158167501ask Atmane
fuarkZverev will bore us to death for years to come. At least his chokes were entertaining
volumes
how does it feel to live in the best era of tennis
>>158167732To be fair, I am extremely dumb.
Not a scintillating day of the old tenny tomorrow, EXCEPT for the Marseilles Magician versus the Prostejov Predestinato
Does this at least have the final on Sunday?
I can bring 6 anons, who's coming
>>158168699lets do it
>>158168596Surprisingly solid lineup at the Jinan Challenger.
>>158168699this is highway robbery
>>158168759Jinan, over/under 10 million people? Place your bets
>>158129267
>>158168863I'm assuming IQ in this instance is for "Idiot Quotient"
>>158168907Kek gottem
Tennis.
>>158168863Why do aussies specifically choose Bahamas as their tax evasion country?
>>158169748Sharks, spiders, and the Bahamian kangaroo
serious lack of commitment to this general
>>158171048We're all in the /atp/ discord
>>158171534I take it backNo one in other threads gives me Yous I love you guys
>dodgers
Why does the peethiopian love AI slop so much
>>158176617
demonic
>>158129267is he actively sabotaging himselfhe normally looks decent in a gay way but wtf is he doing here
>>158167370>>158167370I'm afraid no one who ever loses to De Minaur can ever pass the fraud checkNotably this rules out Nadal, Djokovic, and Murray (especially Murray)
>they don't know the Zvera is just a prelude to the Demon Daysgrim times ahead of us
Le Géant
>Bublik has a 3-1 record against ZverevWill he care about getting the 4-1?
Geabros we did it
Zvershit
IF Chokerev loses hereTHEN we could have yet another masters Australian champ in Alexander THE Minor, following in the footsteps of the legendary Alexis Popeye
boob milkers....
What a choke
>>158180065>>158180068Doubters need to apologise after this monumental tb comeback
>>158180095You're right, I'm sworry, almost forgot the era we're in
>>158180095Bubpologise
are we still counting covid weeks at number one
I'm thinking Zverev retiresHe's already got two slams, tour finals, year end #1 and Olympic gold, what more does he needHe has completed tennis, as Nolefam would say
Zverev are you OK?Are you OK Zverev?
This zvera of ours is collapsing
>>158129267all those different looks proves he's not happy with himself and that will impact his sporting results
>>158180218calm down
how bad did Bubs choke the tb?
>>158180095I kneel
You come at the king, you best not miss
Zverichard the third
Stunning, brave, resilient comebackThe essence of a championCan't wait for him to give a walkover to Demon
>Imagine being number 1 and almost losing to fucking Bublik.Grim.
a veritable feast of tennis tomorrow
>>158180469Mate, there's a feast going on right now.
hurk smash
"ESTOY EH". Literally "I'm -meh-"The fuck.
>>158166121His dad likes Zidane, that's all there is to it Jean-Camembert
>>158182368you calm downin je poep
Is Tennys still the greatest first name in tennis?
>>158182368Silly Belgians
Waltonians..
>Jodar vs Botic at 6amWho invented these timezones
When Szymon walks into a hard metal object
>>158183548No shame getting exposed by grandpa Marin
>>158168863no one has been able to debunk this
>>158182645>>158183289It was just a bad joke
Thoughts on tennis?
>>158185818What's tennis? This is /atp/, Attempted Tremendous Puns
Just remembered Fritz exists
>>158186389Me when I'm a British wounded soldier in WW2 waking up in hospital after a 2 week coma
who is left unexposed
>>158188435Tsitsipas because no one ever rated him
>>158188435Sincaraz, Shelton and Jodar are the only ones in the top 30 to have played De Minaur and not lost
Can't see shit and they both look the same
>zverev vs thiem 2020>medvedev vs nadal 2022>medvedev vs sinner 2024>sinner vs grug 2025Which is the worst choke this decade?
>>158190548Meddal
>>158190548Also tsitsi vs joker 2021
Based Sandshell man taking out the trash
>>158190548zverev vs thiem 2020, that was a travesty to watch from start to finishPOWER GAPsinner vs grug 2025medvedev vs nadal 2022medvedev vs sinner 2024
Fraudar trying to abuse the video review, how shameless can he be
Dear god, both of these losers are useless. this is a hilarious match.
skank slop is finished
Always a meme
Ruud, goat
Don't you people dare to pretend you're not excited as fuck.
ruudgoat
Poor FAA.
>>158191104Real.
>>158191104Should have written "Chin up Felix!" instead
And so ends Fraudix run as a top 5 player. Lasted longer than I thought he would.Now we haved to rejoice with Cobollocks at number 5
>>158190817terrible
>>158191092His father can talk every point!
>>158191142
Why does Jodar hate ball kids so much? Even the boys aren't safe now.
The locker room is quiet, Alex. Too quiet. You can hear the air conditioners, the thud of fresh balls opening, the squeak of sneakers. And there you sit, feverishly re-taping your ankles for the third time.Look at me when I’m talking to you.Do you really think all that tape is going to save you today? Do you think running five percent faster changes the laws of physics on a fast court in Shanghai? It’s slick, it’s lightning-fast, and it belongs to players who actually hit the ball, Alex. Players with authority. Not guys who survive on scrap metal and desperation.Let’s be honest before we walk down that tunnel. You’re a fighter. Everyone loves stories about the scruffy counter-puncher who runs down twenty balls while the crowd claps politely. It’s cute. But this isn't a fairy tale. This is a Masters 1000, and I am a giant standing on the baseline.When I toss the ball up at 220 kilometers an hour, what is your plan? To scamper three meters behind the lotus emblem and pray I miss? When I drill my backhand down the line, do you honestly believe your little slice will neutralize it? You can run all night, Demon. You can run until your lungs burn. But all that running just means you get a front-row seat to your own execution. You're just delaying the inevitable to lose 6-2, 6-3 instead of 6-1, 6-1.You don't have the weapons. You know it, I know it, and every person in that stadium knows it. You're a minor inconvenience on my schedule. I don't need to play my best tennis to crush you; I just need to exist, hit standard balls over the net, and watch you exhaust yourself trying to breach a wall you can't even reach the top of.So keep taping your feet, Alex. Make sure they’re nice and tight. Because in ten minutes, you’re going to be doing a whole lot of running, and absolutely none of it is going to matter. See you on court.
>>158191357I mean, not to excuse him, but chink teens are kinda androgynous. He may not have noticed it wasn't a girl.
The legate of Leganes abused ball kids AGAIN? Something is seriously wrong with this guy. France’s Tiafoe is 6th in the race btw
>give me the fucking towel already
>>158191455>legate of Leganeslol
Let's go artist formerly known as prince of clay bros
How many headshots will Daniil score today?
Why does Shang-Hai put an irrelevant slurper match on last?
Sad from the Tsi.Now this was peak Tsitsipas, this match is stuck in my brainhttps://youtu.be/HOjjZBUlnHo?is=Q-gSwSAnOkIpHjQ2
>>158191532They worship the Ameridick
>>158191532A nice little spot of Paul-Bergs before bed to help you sleep
Is this low camera unironically the main camera for the broadcast?
>boatman ran the boatrace
>>158191577he's not gonna like this one
Can he still do it?
Swear Tsitsipas has been wearing the same kit for a bout 5 years
>7-5somewhere in the deep mountain hills of Roleksen, Switzerland, Federer just felt someone walk over his grave
In another universe this would've been a slam final
Nobody can beat end-of-year-dmedev
you shall not tsitsipass
uncs on a revenge arc to save the tour
No>Man you better shut your fuck up>Stefanos look me when I'm talking to you>Bullshit Russian>His father can talk every point, his father can talk every pointtoday, was there?
>>158191741Luckily we got more worthy slam finals like Zverev vs Cobolli instead
>>158191837Just a deleted post >>158191829
delet
>>158191092mate its not 2021 anymore
>>158191869it was an entertaining match
