Stankin' Bobby edition
Always bet on the brazillian to get the su, these WMMA fights are flaky
I'm getting really tired of British people in mma having opinions about everything
Should I watch this? Lots of /hoc/ on as well
Dirty cheating man looking bitchThis card is gonna be a decision fest, isn’t it?Live stream if anyone needs itstreem.gg/freestream
>>158131608Would your Rabbi appreciate you talking like that?
>>158131613No, Dana wouldn’t like it I’m afraid.But it’s true, 3 chick fights, & bum fights.Is Fili vs Kamaka the only good fight tonight?
I think bisping is drinking
Bro fuck up you one eyed faggot
>>158131674You’d have to be to enjoy this card…
Brendan Allen vs. Christian Leroy DuncanMatheus Camilo vs. Jai HerbertLoopy Godinez vs. Ketlen SouzaAndre Fili vs. Kai Kamaka IIIMalcolm Wellmaker vs. Otari Tanzilovi
>>158131697
>>158131697Christian Leroy DuncanJai HerbertLoopy GodinezAndre FiliMalcolm Wellmaker
feel like WMMA fighters should throw a lot more elbows since they can actually cut ppl open, just due to the lack of power in their punches
>>158131697Christian Leroy DuncanMatheus CamiloLoopy GodinezAndre FiliMalcolm Wellmaker
WMMA is a lot like a lesbian relationship
I don't think it's good training for the pad holder to catch the punchers punches during training. When you throw a punch in real life, the recipient dosen't catch your punch with their face, they actually try to avoid it.
>>158131791Agreed, schaub has some nice pad work footage
WMMA draw to open the card. Dicey dicey
>drawuh oh stinky
>>158131697Allen Camilo Godinez Fili Wellmaker
>>158131697>Allen>>Camilo>>>Loopy>>>>Kamaka>>>>>Wellmaker
How does fighter pay work for draws? Do they just pay them both the show money and no win money? Surprised there aren't more draws if that's the case
Bald piece of shit got 3 stooges on a leash probably lost his kids trust funds on roulette and now has to resort to being a trumpedophile fraud
>>158131849They get comped a free lobster pasta at any Vegas casino
Pooatan lil sister is kinda hot tho
>>158131697AllenHerbertLoopyFiliWellmaker
>>158131800
>>158131800Why does he have a poofter holding the pads?
wmma done yet?
I got a feeling this might be a spicy female banger
>>158131697LeroyJaiLoopyKaiTanzilovi
>>158131697allenherbertfat green pedophilekamakawellmaker
Did you guys know that male bees don't have>stingers>can't build or repair hives>can't collect pollenThey only eat the honey their sisters make and their only purpose is to find a virgin queen to fuck.I like the sound of being a male bee.
Bisping is such a mong
Why is Fitzgerald chatting shit to Bisping?
>Bisping plugging his own retarded kid during the fights
SHEEMLEAKY
>>158131955>not plugging your son’s fights What are you some kinda faggot or something?SHEEM LEAKY
>michael venom page signed with misfits boxingppppffffffffffttttttttttAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shat herself, fair play
JUST BLEEEEEEEEEED
thank you ho
SHEEM QUITTY
Sheem quitty
sheem quitty cut that bitch daner
>No.kek
>>158132009Made me kek
Is Alice Pooatan a female heavyweight?She looks big af
Something tells me Alice gets fraud checked by some random Chink
Bisping still insecure about his commentary criticising the takedown.
Why even do MMA if you're going to quit after a little blood?
>>158132049Herzog must have smelt her fear
People who ramble for five minutes without giving the translator space to translate are fucking negative IQ cretins
Allen Frye Jr. can’t strike or was scared to death to strike in his ufc opener, this one should be over fast.
I'm just waiting for the Gu Companion, you guys are boring, gay, and unoriginal
>>158132062She's Brazilian, bud. Are you new here?
>>158131746good call
>>158132062In the intelligence community it is very favourable if you can speak multiple languages
Imagine committing an Allen Frye Jr. fight to memory.
hello heem friends
This doo so fat he got a food in his name
Imagine being Mark Zuckerberg, investing millions of dollars putting your hardware and name all over the Apex, and then Dana gives you fights like this
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Heem sleepy
Test
lmao another chinlet HW prospect
Heavyweight sucks so much ass. He really just froze up and kept letting his opponent hit him with same punch over and over again.
They both just threw the same punches over and over kek
>>158132071Well, I guess he got over his octagon jitters and let his hands go.Looked a lot better here than he did vs Guilherme Pat.
are white dudes with all black cornermen the best base for mma?
>>158132071have you ever been right about anything
Harris looks like a shittier version of Big Ben Rothwell
Better venue Fight Island or Meta Apex??
Him going out looked fake as fuck
that was an awkward terrible fight prado vs bonfim should be insanity
>>158132245I was right about what I said, he was scared to death to strike against Guilherme Pat.
was that brunson in the corner
The apex looks like the basement they keep the gimp in in pulp fiction
>>158132297No it doesn't.
>>158132296Yeah they’re from North Carolina
>>158132297>think the gimp's sleepin'>who gives a shit?
CLD spanks gane 1 on 1
>>158131697>Brendan Allen>Matheus Camilo>Loopy Godinez>Kai Kamaka III>Otari Tanzilovi
>No it doesn't
>>158132297What’s the point of having fight nights in the apex instead of traveling around and putting on fights in arenas around the country/other countries?Anyone else picking Ribeiro here?
fein
>>158131697AllenCamiloGodinezKamakaWellmaker
>>158132386Ariel said it's because Dana doesn't have to spend any money
>>158132386poofc made ticket prices expensive as fuck so they put all the dogshit cards that won't sell out arenas at the apex and market it as a personalised/intimate ufc experience
>>158132297You have the spatial IQ of an aboriginal woman.
>>158132386So Zuck can collect everyone's data and video analysis
Hello???
I have returned from my monthly ban for posting PvZ's butthole
>>158132437You're just not sophisticated abstract thinking man like me the apex always reminds me of a young Bruce Willis watching that buck get broken in the pawn shop basement
brooklyn wren chocolate nipples
>>158132469Think you might just be a homo b
based desu
19/1 odds on that let's go
weeeeeeeeeem tappy
holee fuk
HW excellence
>>158132470Yeah I'm pondering sexo
>>158132466That was like a week ago…But you know what to do..
I thought that was someone upside down
They need to use these shit cards to switch up the commentary, I'm fucking sick of Cruz and Bisping, Get Sanko on there.
went to the same HS as Fili, he was one grade above me. A bit of a pretty boy and kind of a douche but he was never afraid to fight even then. Funny we both are old now
>>158132554
>>158132554Anything after Jim, Roy Jones and (insert here) has been a disaster. I miss HBO boxing man
>>158132522I know, I just mean usually once a month I end up banned for awhile for posting her cute little shit hole
>>158132603Take it elsewhere pillowpoofter we watch real fights here.
Wtf is it with Brazilians and always wanting to talk forever? Shut up monkey lmao
bro really has the goy brandim sure jews definitely think of you as one of them buddy
>I believe in BelalI figured that Allen was stupid but boy
>>158132594
>>158131697AllenMatheusKetlenKaiWellmakerBrendson Ribeiro just won. said his brother is missing back home. they showed his family and they are all white. is he adopted?
At the end of the day its my butt thats on the line.
post your favorite memories of the cantina
>>158132502Literally just had wild sex with my trad baptist gf
>>158132554I think you mean weidman.
>>158131929>>158131829
>>158132697aw shit I'm bricked up now
>>158132619brush your teeth son
>>158132644Don't need any of that extra shit down the bottom mate just make your picks.
conflict? in my heem? I'm scared.
Mr Bean gets KOd in less than two minutes
LETS FUCKING GO NIKO!!!!!!!
>>158132752$5000 on mr bean
>>158132752Working on manifesting this
Whats going on
>>158132752it's Niko Price, whatever happens it's a dive
Price out here birthing like a medieval serf
>price>meerschaert>filifuck this card!
Niko is about to heem Mr. bean to the death
>camo shortsbased and kino
>>158132786guy services vending machines and power washers = money laundering
total armenoid death. I hate their rat faces and brown skin.
Niko "The Hybrid" Schaub
nice reverse trip
reminder armenians have stolen billions in healthcare fraud from the state of california.
Classic Niko Price rn.
nice of them to give Niko this bumHEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
YES!! WHITE POWER! GERMANIC POWER
staged fucking fight
>>158132770agreed
oh thank you jesus
>bitched by niko prycethat dude might be p4p the worst fighter in the ufc
>>158132770I tried to tell you
I would never show my defeated opponent respect
leon shahbazyan might be the worst fighter in the poofc right now
I remember this Shahbazyan kid being a fuckin can.
Niko Price Mitchell
>>158132752ha dumbass
UFC needs to cut the roster down by about 200.Tired of watching cans beat rusted cans for the highlights and never fighting for anything meaningful.
hope shart retires tonight as well
>>158132795ufc. too many events. they are vacuming dojo's for fighters.main fights are usually great. 43 events a year with cantender series=too much
>>158132901Welcome to the Paramount Era, playa!
>>158132581His current gf is one of the most ran through chicks ever from my home town.
you think he ever spars his daughter
fourteen huh
Bisping you cheeky cunt
Dem titty dough.
Based Niko winning the story
>>158132870putting on skimask now. will have the $5000 in 45 minutes
>>158132925Yeah, you fucked her?
i love boobs
>retire again drama with a prelim canthe state of mma is sad..pride did it better
Busping fumbled that interview hard
I can hear Pat Barry breathing.
>>158132982Just denied him a retirement fight speech
Breasts
latinas owe me milk
>Price fucks up his second retirement chancewill be sad to watch him just disappear after that...the UFC is a joke
>>158132982wonk eye > DC
Im surprised nobody said anything about nikos daughter.
>Shelby puts on this 45 second career highlight after a "I might be done" can fight...what are we doing here? This is amateur shit
Bisping seems like a jealous player hater sometimes.
>>158133036instead of a thank you
>>158133026It was bisping that fucked it up
Bisping knew it would come off creepy to interact with the daughter off the bat so he asked the wife a question and bounced to Niko before sticking the mic in the young lass' face. Fight IQ befitting an undisputed champion.
>errbuddy knows errbody small town vibe in the UKNo shit? You could jog to either side of the water at any point on the country in three days.
>>158131537This is the thread
>>158133042did paul felder just say "dangerous BLACK country fighter" from england?or did hear racis?
How much does a beer cost at the apex?
>>158132925No clue about him after he graduated. I knew he was on the ultimate fighter then but I was in the military so I didn't give a fuck. Funny thing is one of the class mates in HS I also had went to college to wrestle where Ricky Simon. So I know a UFC fighter and a half technically.
>>158133152free if u suck dana off in the broom closet
>look at my contender series graduate!!!! he wants it so badly!>here is your 10k/10k payout, see you in 4 months
Lets Go champ!
>>158133152on par with a paki rape kit test I wager
>>158133174So THAT'S why I've been quaffing gratis all these events
155<163.5the fuck. the UFC is desperate for fights lmao
Huge weight miss, classic Brazilian tactic. Watch this goober lose now. You always turn down the fight when they "accidentally" miss weight.
someone who's good at computers explain how in 2026 streams are still shitty and constantly buffer?
>>158133285jeets
>>158133285try streaming on a ps5
>>158133285malleable logarithmic casings aren't prefamulated properly these days
justice
HEEEEEM STOPPY
>>158133285it's because you're so retarded you can't even lurk
Bit early dana.
>>158133285works on my machine
10k changed this duu's lyfe thank u dana
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>158133285because they aren't paying for fucking global distributionthey turn your browser into a p2p client instead
>>158133423^>>158133285
>>158133285The jeets are in yuor computer maken it slow
Awesome
I need to win bets to feed my family
>>158133423ain't no way chat is this real
>>158131697Brendan AllenMatheus CamiloKetlen SouzaAndre FiliOtari Tanzilovi
>>158133285 >>158133437I fucking love when zoomers think of the internet as magic and don't understand a fucking thing about it kek such easy pay pigs. " just make it work please" lmao
>>158133285Jews
Minty is exceptional at being wrong. Bet the over.
>>158133523yeah, the hook nosed people that had power 1000 years ago made you an illiterate retard incapable of reading online information because TikTok told you so.
>>158133539i'd put a bet on my penis entering her vagina
>>158131697AllenCamiloLoopyKaiWellmaker
>>158133563bookies love him!
>>158132967Yea a bunch of times, a lot of dudes in our class did and she would brag about older dudes coming over. It was pretty mid but she was always down and talked extremely dirty so that was cool. One time she pulled her jeans down bent over and said "which hole you want?"
>>158131697Brendan AnusCamilo because Jai sawksPoopyKK3Well maker
>>158131697DuncanHerbertLoopyFiliWellmaker
>>158133617we have the same picks...we will either ride out as chads or chuds
>>158131697Christian Leroy DuncanMatheus CamiloLoopy GodinezAndre FiliOtari Tanzilovi
>>158131697DuncanCamiloGodinezFiliWellmaker
>>158133503>Menghu instead of FairtexGet this cazzie bitch the fuck off my board.
Shart by sub let's gooo
any good fights? just tuned in
Why are all these casual goofs picking old, washed up Fili over Kamaka?
>>158131697AllenCamilloSouzaFiliWellmaker
>>158133709Because the UFC is washed and people like Kamaka get sit down by a borderline can like Fili and people like you move onto the next meme. The UFC us built for people like you currently. Always pick gatekeepers over literal who. If you're wrong about a literal who once, so what, most unknown names get canned by a gatekeeper and in 10 years you will be the "lmao, who is gatekeeper Kamaka over (x), what a bunch of uncs.Welcome to the UFC
>>158133585And now he's eating that worn out, run through, busted puss. Life's a bitch, huh?
>>158133585>>158133792things that did not happen. too much porn on the zoomer brain.
Let's go shart
>juicebox?
>>158133827
Having my best betting day in forever so of course the /bet/ thread got heemed
>>158133828
Haha you niggas are actually watching this shit? No way
I'm gonna SHAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>158133903currently ratting on Ground Zero Tarkov, only watching the main card. UFC is toast
>>158133707>Manlet Benavidez wifed this shit upIf I stream the fights on twitch, will they take it down before they’re over?
>>158133903WE never miss a mere shart masterclass
>>158133943>watching the main cardhaha
>>158133903im playing slay the spire 2
>>158131537Fuck Dana
>>158134005based
>>158134016don’t mind if i do!
>shart getting his face smashed inbisping: "this is a mistake for walker!!"
>>158133988just stream it nigga. if you're not a retard you can find a dozen streamswhy do you need to make it a social event dedicated to you?
I make a bunch of dogshit bets then grind it out to break even
GM3 bumming me out this is sad
shart is the homer simpson of jiujitsu>>158134035he's right
>>158134069new wave of betting schemes work well after covidlmaoyou're the experimental people huh?
Shart looks out of shape.
>>158133844What did you hit on & what else you got for the rest of the night?
Commentary is bumming shart
lionshart
Good work on shart atm. He isnt trying to force a position. He knows a rounds worth.
>>158134110Posted them here >>158109980
>>158134104I was the person to take this original screenshot and post it to pol btw, no idea how that is relevant to what im saying here and now though. But thanks for posting it again so I can save it and reuse it.
Bisping is going to fuck Gerald out of his farewell.
>>158134207Why don't you save yourself a trip to the hospital by taking the bass out of your voice playa
>>158134104
>them boys are big up there you know what I meanwhat did he mean by this?
>>158134240m8 you are literally brain dead
>>158134240
Rip shart
thus ends the shart era
Get Gianni the Greek on moi telly
>>158134207>>158134240>betting online is normalyou're a literal chink at this point
>>158134104>>158134207>>158134240
>>158134207wgaf
" I actually created this article, it was good for my country, here is why"
>>158134240Andrew is that you
>>158133709Kamaka lost to old washed Diego Brandão on the regional scene a year ago
Ok so the IDF Mossad meme all star hit team is here, would anyone like to say anything to them?
The fuck is going on in this thread right now? This shit reads like bot spam.
Jumstin Gaethje
>>158134320Australia thinks he's a schizophrenic but he's actually just a narcissist.
>>158134320aussie retard melted his brain with AI
>>158134320Would you like to say anythkng to Mossad while they are here? Ari posting? Do something bro, back me up in this bitch
Now they go back to posting fight gifs to smooth out the attempted hit and run tactics
>>158134315this website's owner took orders from epstein and maxwell, not sure what you expected
should i watch this fight night or nah
>>158134372awesomes razor says you're just retarded b
>>158134405yeah
>>158134405nah just wait for the next mcgregor card ya fuckin casual
GODinez btw
>>158134428ite>>158134438no need for hostilities we're all friends here
>>158134423My psychologist actually says im a polymath, im actually highly intelligent if you believe that
Heidi Androl is a fucking amateur. Embarrassing. Get Charly on the card NOW
Heidi has that work ethic she's a 5 working her ass off every day to look like a 6.5 you just know she'd jerk your meng with tenacity
>>158134482just busting your balls
If Wellmaker gets cockslapped again, do we perma-unboy him?
>>158134535we never boyed him in the first place
>>158134504it's a damn shame the taxpayer has a leech such as you on it's underbelly smdh
>>158134504>polymathdont make me polylaugh
>>158134464Thanks b my son wanted to know what a "handsome woman" looks like
>>158134539I slightly boyed him
>>158134394I expect me to win the meme war and for them to curl up in a ball like Mr Bean
>>158134570One must merely turn off ones monitor for that
'Tim Kennedy Shot': Erik Prince's Vectus Unit Ambushed Inside Congo, In Fight for The World's Cobalt
any norwood scientists care to offer their opinion
Marc "Restore Britain" Goddard
>>158131697CLDCamiloGodinezKamaka KaiWellmaker
why does wellmaker look so old all of a sudden, jesus christ those 2 losses took the youth out of him
>>158134544Hmm, it could be a lot worse trust me
>>158134678true, I could pay taxes!
strikes to the back of the head are illegal UNLESS it appears you may get a finish
>>158134665he's 32
>>158134736just a kid
>>158134736A young prospect fo shure
Ufc is so dead
Wellmaker is very one dimensional
wellmaker is so garbage holy shit
Cut Wellmaker forever
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
HEEEEEEEEM
yikes, 0-3
Malcolmbros
wellmaker is black
DELAYED WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
ZEEEEEEEEEEEM
>trains with Merab>shit cardioGreedy bastard not sharing his EPO
Malcolm sisters.................
just how bad is wellmaker
Wellmaker is completely finished. He’s either gone for a couple years, or he goes and gets flushed and washes out, unless this is the last fight on his contract
a blue chip prospect
Castles made of sand...
Just how ok is Ewing?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!!!!
*films you*
very enjoyable kick to watch in slow motion
>>158134847he's alright
Sad for Wellmaker. He has the physicality and heart but seems to have to started too late. He doesnt have the combinations and flow that and life time ninja would have developed
>>158134841he's already 33
people were calling this guy a future champ because he was knocking out guys like kris moutinho in the first round
wellmaker is like malott in that when he first showed up people thought he was some hot young prospect and then it turns out he's already old and washed(he was also zeeming cans and got overhyped)
Humiliation ritual
oh my god they got merab translating
Wellmaker holding the Monster can like he thought he was the one about to get interviewed
my nigga marab translating
Bisping is getting bold in his post fight interviews
>>158134894thanks for the arrow was confused for a moment
bro thinks he's on the translator team
All of these groids getting knocked out when they face actual competiton is very satisfying to watch. Jacobe, Wint and Pinas soon....
>>158134894>>158134900they always hold it win or lose
>>158134900It's not a can. It's a water bottle disguised as a can.
>>158134882That's the game now. These kids crush cans and act like they're gods. See: Gautier.
>>158134920Love this lil nigga
Im sad and upset that mossad is in here attacking my personal circumstances amd opinions. Yes my opinions are online albeit in a anonymous forum, but finding out personal info on me and using it against me to make jokes? Cmon man, the swedish guy literally making threats to me? Can't the moderator team do something? Contact law enforcement for christs sake.
Do you think merab added that bit on at the end?
Talk me out of betting a fiver on Souza at +195
>>158134908>>158134920I love this little goblin like you wouldn't believe
>>158134927i do this but in reverse
I'm 32 but I just know I would go deep in the UFC if I really tried. when I train, I know I could fuck someone up bad if I really needed to. I just don't want to do some underground fight nonsense to get my career started. UFC needs to just sign me and get me started
>>158134963Being able to fuck up random bums on the street doesn't mean you can beat up MMA pros.
just won a game of DOTA, are you fags seriously watching Ari Emmanuel's warehouse fights?
if merab reclaims the belt he's officially goated btw
Fili is washed
>>158134920$7.7 billion no translator prepped
>>158134584Why was he making that face?Did he break his face?
Seeing Merab in the apex is funny. Hes so short!! But very big aura. Every single person watches him as he walks by
>>158134997the translator is right there you goof
>>158134920Merabs nose is like a sundial at this point, he is in no condition to be fighting. Call it off, this is disgusting. Needs to go lay down in the backyard and have a think to himself.
Fili 2nd round TKO. The gatekeeper keeps the key.
>cod slop zoomer warfare 19: nigg version,:v9
Is gooby in the new cod?
>>158134963might be all time p4p off that post alone
Minty Bets was WRONG on her earlier bet so Duncan is a lock.
>>158134996yes but if he walks out to Mac Dre then he wins tonight
>>158134963Do you just see red out there and then the bodies start dropping?
>>158135051Fili just broke his 17 years long streak of never losing two fights in a row, not sure I can trust him anymore.
Da Crazy Hawaiian
I placed two dollars on KK3
>>158135192Early stoppage, but the 32 years old prospect pretended to be heemed to make it less embarassing.
>>158135151watch. he finishes this dude within 2. mid round 2 tko
His tattoos use to look cool but now its just a mess. Looks like a dang splatter dumpster
I was in HS with this nigga just in case you asked
Why was Joe Martinez so melodic with the 'touchy'
Kamaka mogging in every aspect besides height
tf is a freestyle fighter
fuck, finally got home from work. How have the fights been lads?
>>1581352562nd round tkoFili is the ultimate gatekeeper
>>158135166Chills
>>158135290who?
Kamaka blocking jabs with his face like a pro
>>158135271I smell a decision. Neither seems to have the power
>Fili just passed Cub Swanson in fight timewut
>>158135320Feely will touch the nose late 1st or early 2nd, no way this goes 3
>>158135192got a lil heathen in him
>>158135324what are you struggling with
Damn near kicked him in the back of the neck
>>158135334Hope your ready to eat crow! *ariel jew cackles
>>158135359UFC enthusiasm
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DED
Is this a record for most jab taken in one round.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>158135362Fili TKO this round or I mute myself and only post funny gifs the rest of the event
HEEM TOUCHY
HEEEEEEM DEAD
>>158135387I walk away for 2 seconds and miss the finish lmao
>>158135299"Da Crazy Hawaiian" Kai Kamaka III
>>158135387ha dumbass
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>158135320N
Wew he dead
HOLY HEEEEEEM>>158133709>>158133767>>158134310HOW DOES IT FEELTO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO
>>158135226Uhm actually it was early round 2
>>158135387dumb bitch
>>158135421I mean I guess ill kill myself
You said it was gonna be a TKO you crazy asshole
I haven’t high stepped for a knockout out of excitement for sometime
The leg kick could change an opponents face lol
>>158135404That's just Dustin Poirier put through AI
>>158135442Good for Fili. Happy for our dirty bird.
>>158135459K W A B
>>158135437If he hadn't held back that super necessary hammerfist it would've been a TKO
The way the ref pulled his hand away lol
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HOWL AT THE MOON
>>158135459fuck lol
>>158135475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>158135459OH HE'S HURT!
>>158135427What’s up Italy?What fights you looking forward to?
making the sign of the cross with a shiva tattoo on his body
were his recent ancestors cannibals or what
Lmao okay Fili this is the White mans sport slow it down touchy
>>158135541what's wrong with a little bit of human meat?
post yfw wmma
>>158135530This card has some great KOs
>>158135580
>>158135580Need this concrete jungle monkey to go for broke in the first so we can get to the mma
pure violins
KINO GANE VILLAINOUS ADVERT
>>158135580>placed two dollars on souza
He's back from the dead !
>>158135665>betting like an aussieyou zoomers really do bet on sports huh? wtf?
>>158135606would, call me gay I don't give a fuck
>>158135699>aussie>closet chink homoyeah, we know dude
Wheres the big head Poopy poster?
>>158135691I'm 38 my doo
Yeah im thinkin we're back
>>158135691>>betting like an aussielast night I put a MASSIVE 10 dollars in the pokies and left with $104only dumb faggots bet huge amounts of money. you'll never be up.
>>158135724you're one of those it's new so I do it late Gen Xers huh? you got a twitter account too don't you?
>>158135738I know. You people fall in line well. I would not be shocked. Post card or fuck off
>>158135742No I use my wife's.
holding it in just to piss during wmma
>>158135770stfu
>>158135712>chinknot even close you dumb cunt
Loopy is like a Mr. Hyde of Tabitha Ricci.
man fuck wmma
>weighing over 117 pounds...lmao...ufc
Switched stream to https://twitch.tv/freetheanonsufuk
godinez's upper body is ridiculous
>>158135790yeah, ok. report to your local cpc officer boy lmao
eezooo
remember when loopy almost did a poopy
Didn't Loopy and Merab make sex?
>parents showed up to watch her get beat the fuck uplmao
poopy family
Loopy Milfinez
>>158135985her mum is way hotter than her
>>158135985She looks super healthy and hydrated. Let's go!
Title fights should have no round limit. They should only be decided by finish.
>>158136005i bet she fucked like a jet in her prime
they should let men compete in wmma
>>158135978another WMLF classic
I wonder if they'll cut to the parents again.
>>158135985what its like having younger parents
lol at the graphic they had that prepped for this bum
>>158136037>WMgot news for you b
>>158136038*daughter flatlined at the apex*>AND HERES HER FAMILY REACTING TO HER TAKING THOSE SHOTS
Schaub>Pooatan
loopey needs a hail mary heem
watching wmma and eating a bk pretzel burger, it doesn't get any better than this
>>158136075I'd like to give Loopy my shots if you know what I mean
>>158136067mexicans are the OG hapas if you think about it
souza just chillin waiting for the judges
>>158136137kek i got the texas double whooper
ROBBERY
HEEM ROBBY
Uh Souza 100 percent won the first 2 rounds right? Am I crazy?
in what world did the spic win anything but the 3rd
classic wmma robry
my two dollars...
wtf
im sorry brazil you guys deserved the win
Hahaha i love loopy but i don’t think she won that at all
>>158136220what a joke
>dont watch the fight>come back>bitch with mushed face winssasuga ufc
wait i wasnt paying attention how did the mexican win kek
>>158131537Wtf robbery
>>158136233I swear to fuck the judges saw the cutaway to her family and let that sway their decision. Families always go to the fights. Fuck these spics
Damn loopy’s mom is hotter than all the daughters combined
Bro that Canada card lmao
Lol even the bookies were confused, loopy went from 1% to 99% in 10 seconds
>>158136254judges got caught up staring at the milf like we all did
>>158136268on fire!!! me be 0-3
>>158136268down to my last two beers and out after the first round. thanks bong
>>158136268On paper, Wellmaker should have won. And Souza was robbed. I'm essentially still in this.
even loopy's hot sexy milf didn't think she won that
Trips me out every time jai speaks
Do you guys think there was some corruption there?Like some betting scam or something?
>>158136325im out but i still have beers for the rest of the night
that was a robbery correct?
>>158136354I love it yeh
I was a fan of Otari's style before this fight but I mostly fell for the hype sensation through the week then at the last day I bet Otari for the KO to make my money back on Well Maker fucking up my parlays. Jews/Americans are tricky as hell. I'm in front though. Now we out here eating good quality beef stew
>>158136377loopy is ugly on paper but very cute to my eyes
>>158136357its vegas man, never trust vegas
y'all blind as some bats dawg
Herbert kid looks fresh
>>158136419Colon? That's a fake name
What Jai Herbert fight do they keep talking about?
>>158136419aah idk man, i dont think loopy won that first round
>>158136419>sal damatoyeah trust Sal lmao. 2-1 Souza
>>158136281Stop laughing, it's not funny
>>158136444
>wellmaker highlight of his fight with ewing>herbert highlight of his fight with topuriathe writing is on the wall....
>>158136444Mandell something. The 40 year old leaf prospect. Jai was losing till he won
>>158136444Where he KOed Illa Topuria you absolute noonga yeh?
>>158136458awww :)
>6'1 at 155the weight cut is real
>>158136475I was in prison for the last 6 years.
>>158136488He looks like he walks at 175 at most. He’s pretty lean already
>>158136458Jai actually has very kind eyes
>>158136499did they heem your hole?
>>158136499congrats I hope you got your ged
>>158136499What was that like? Do you have any questions about life on the outside?
>>158136513No, I got in quite a few fights tho & heem’d a few dudes. Split one dude open in the bathroom & choked him out. His blood was EVERYWHERE, all over the bathroom & up to my elbows. They thought I stabbed him. Fucker bit me, so I let him have it.>>158136522Already had it.>>158136540What good fights did I miss?
>>158136627tony KOd khabitch
>>158136627Arlovski is champ
jai's gnp is utter shit
>>158136627Ukraine vs Russia had some bangers.
Who are we supporting?
the fuck are you retards doing. make the new one. you're embarrassingly pathetic
>>158136741there's 1 fight left retard shut up
>>158136627jiri vs texeira, max vs justin, yan vs merab, van vs royval
Herbert is his slave name.
>Camilo is just standing thereWhat the fuck is he doing?
>>158136747Watch your mouth "mate". I'm not playing around today.
1 game thread for a whole ufc card has to be a record.Sport on life support.
>>158136770shut up bitch
>>158136780yeah, the ufc isnt popping like it used to. it doesnt help that they churn out apex slop
these are cavemens who can't think for themselves as it's clear that they teach them to "fight correctly" which means being a fucking retard most of the time, as most of the time when they wobble a motherfucker they go to hug him against the fence instead of ending him, mma coaches are the biggest salary stealers I know of
>>158136627
>Apex slopDespite being slop I do like how it's got a bigger crowd capacity.
>>158136760ThanksI can’t believe Nate subbed Tony, wasn’t expecting that.Is /heem/ riding with Brendan Allen?
>>158136627Story time. Who did you fight?Are they seriousky rapey? But do they actually kill rapists? Its bery confusing.
>>158136023An absolute jumbo jet
>>158136838the extreme couture cursetake a 100iq real heemer and try to turn him into an intelligent fighter but completely removes their ability to go beast mode
>>158136870>Is /heem/ riding with Brendan Allen?Don't really give a fuck tbqh
>>158136870i like allen but duncan is a tough matchup for him
UK last anon standing. Picked Allen
Who ya got?
>>158136793Gonna fight your boyfriend simulator's battles for him? How cute. How pathetic..
Just how decent is Illio Tapturo
>>1581363090-4!!!!!!!
>>158136921maan you rigged that shit for yourself
>>158136938Fighting at lightweight against someone a foot taller is so fucking gangster and certified real one
>>158136940Me on the right
>>158136940would it kill her to smile
>>158136962It's not me
>>158136962he's the rin poster
>>158136870/heem/ only supports blacks these days
>>158136977>>158136979
CLD's nose is extremely black but Brendan Allen's nose is extremely white. Food for thought!
>>158136871Dumbasses that tried me or tried to get over on me, sometimes ppl will jump you, especially if you’re winning 1 on 1.There lots of gay shit, dudes fucking punks/getting their dicks sucked, a few trannies. No real rape shit. There was 1 dude that I heard about getting raped. People get stabbed a lot, I never did thank God. People die a lot, mainly from overdoses sometimes intentionally by someone they pissed off or owed money to.Rapists & chomos tend to be in PC, but they pay for protection to gangs & they’re a protected class by CO’s.It’s a different world, violence is always expected you have to be vigilant. You’re always surrounded by people unless you’re in the hole.You can’t really be fake because someone will pull your card.It’s not bad as long as you stay to yourself, keep your word & stand up for yourself. But it can be bad, lots of people in there, especially blacks, who aren’t going home & don’t give a fuck about themselves or anyone else & will do stupid, violent shit.
famous brazilian canadian brendan allen
Leafbros riseOur time is now
oh so now he's an american
UFC Vegas 123456, presented by Pedophile!
>>158137147>>158137158so which one is it
FUCK I thought this was an Arnold Allen fight card I tuned in for fucking nothing
I swear I just saw Kirk in the crowd
>>158137180get outta here b arnold allen doesnt have fans
Dana's gimp basement lmaooo
>>158137199huge fan of Arnie's work
>>158137199there are several of us
>cld just accepting the clinch and putting himself in imminent danger of a bodylock takedown
Why is this goof CLD clinching with Allen?I thought his advantage was in the striking?
CLD is just Gane but better btw
Clinchgod allen
Allen looks slow & gassed already.He did good in the clinch & grappling, but lost the striking.
>>158137234how do you assault six womenif you see five other women get punched just move away
>>158137298nah, he doesn't have gane's angles
How did the first round go? I went for a shit.
>goddard sending him in another cornerwhat a retard kek
>>158137330slow start but duncan was getting the better of allen at the end
TACTICAL EYE HEEMY
Bullshit. His fingies were pointed to the sky
what did i say, gane but better
me fookin eye
Allen should throw an overhand right to the back of CLD’s head when he spins.Dirty ass CLD for repeatedly eye poking.Based Goddard!
racist refDuncan dindu nuffin
a second poke will hit the tower
oh no no ganecels we officially lost to hokbeast
Allen's really trying to land the same knee Johnny Walker did last weekYou're not that guy bro
NO NO NOITS OVAHITS OVAH
OY VEYYYYYY BLIMEY THEYRE EXERCISING THE RULES???
>>158136874is duncan with couture too?
KILL HIM!!
point only got taken cause he'd already been warned about outstretched fingersshould've been more tactical with it
>>158137433he's at some small gym now but he used to be at jackson wink/with peon edwards
Dricus kills this doo
Duncan corner in a full blown panic
All CLD has to do is strike with him at distance, but he just keeps wanting to rest & clinch with him against the cage or in the middle of the cage.Just stop clinching & strike dude.
stick him wit dat skeng m8
Stand up CLD!Why grapple with him?
traditional brendan allen spaz out submission attempt
big daddy brendan is just too strong for him
CLDs a fucking retard holy shit
cut both these freaks
fucking kek goddard
That’s a wrap.CLD is too stupid to win.He’s playing Allen’s game.That 2nd round was a 10-8.If judges gave Allen that 3rd round, CLD needs a heem.
these niggers are terrible
>>158137579What was the corner saying that made him say "yeah i can see"?
Shouted mid elbow to the back of the head. Good one Mark.
You’re supposed to eyepoke in fights, and people are naturally attuned to that which is why they close their eyes in conflict. Fighting as a sport is unnatural
Dricus, Sean and Izzy are the only ones who aren't retarded, that's why they stayed on top for more than a cup of coffee, just play to your strengths, your average middleweight will kill himself by himself>>158137579he's a mark
>>158137600looked like CLD was loading up an elbow to the back of the head and they probably said something about itgoddard is in a foul mood tonight lol
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158137571surely she lost a point for this
CLD doesn’t know how to use his reach to establish range. He’s just letting Brendan plod into his range & land & get close enough to grapple.
bro thinks he’s gane
in what fucking world is allen ranked 4
fuck it poke him in the eyes again
>>158137658Hard warning
Kopylov would smoke these bitches
Both these dudes got weird heads.
Brendan Allen is just too gritty for this soft little posh boi
cld stands for clitty demon
lowkey disrespectful to have an intact hairline with cornrows here
>>158137624i would argue that izzy has become exceptionally retarded, but he used to know exactly what he was about for sure
2-2 with the point deductiondraw incoming
Sal D'amato has this for CLD
strickbeast murders both these bums
>>158137741none of these shitters deserve a win
CLD literally has athleticism which is a cheat code. He can probably decision Khamzat right now
>>158137737100%, he kept on cycling out because he never learnt to defend a right hand
Just heem'd a sloppy fart. What are you gonna do about it?
>>158137759Dana wins and keeps the money how about that
>>158137801he's a hard worker he deserves it
ufc will straight up give you two bums in the conference room of a las vegas hotel nowsemen slurping sport
>spread those legs
spread that eagle
HEEEEM SLEEPY
TAPPY
BLACKSCAN'TFIGHT
Allen just took the 4th round off so he could get the takedown & the rnc in the 5th.Bum ass CLD gave up his neck.
And its all over
REST IN PEACE!
NIGGERS LOSTBRITAIN LOSTWHITE POWERAMERICAN POWER
1 WinnerUK
shitties victory ever>opponents loses a point>almost loses>gets a win last minutes somehow
I just need to stop thinking blacks can fight like the rest of us
>>158137896That's call grit and heart.
I don't know if I'm more impressed by Allen figuring it out, Goddard still not knowing when someone's out after being on the job for 2 decades at least or by DunCAN exposing himself as stupider than Allen, I'm highly entertained
>>158137894lol
Go leafs go
>>158137896It's better to win ugly than lose pretty you fucking retard.
I rate this card 4/10 (I only saw the main event)
and so ends the story of Zestyian Gayboy Bumcan
>>158137896it's called drowning in deep walders, cazzie
Pretty good main event
USA USA USA USAWHITES WHITES WHITES WHITES
Embarrassing performance by both guys desu, glad the nigger lost tho
>>158137932leaf land is our soil now
>>158137932He did this out of pity because you had no fighters on your own card
>>158138050Nah, you are now leaf land soil.
>>158137984couldn't seddit bedder myself b
>>1581378941-4Allen redemption!!!!!!!!!!
>>158138102nope, leaf land is ours now and soon UK will be ours too
>>158138146dont forget the moon and mars.iran, ukraine and greenland too
>>158138178we're taking the whole galaxy
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