>>158117048
shittiest card ive ever seen, they should release this retard like they released mvphis calf is compromised
Theres a guy lurking in here who was in jail for 6 years. I wonder what he did and what he will do next.
>buckley vs malott
If you have a criminal record or have done time in the can, it's better to just say what you did so we all know and theres no secrets between all of us. We are all heemers at the end of the day.
Erin Blanchfield
show your paperwork or we will kill you in the yard
>>158138955
>>158138919He was posting Robbie Lawler and Brock clips all the time so he must have been in there a while.
>>158138993Probably just a hard cunt
>>158138924we're interested in that fight around here
>>158138897Fuck Dana
*enters the thread*
Next week in Canada
Just learned some new science. Joaqulin Buckley actually has a "Positive Ape Indicator" going into this fight.
>>158139096heeeeeem
>>158139154
>>158139042I presume you meant to post this on /lgbt/?
>>158139331Which pod is this from bra?
just did a malcom wellmaker
>>158139522https://youtu.be/hKy37i_-fKw?t=888
>>158139463is that jonathan blow on the left
>>158139573>Malcom looked off. He looked slow. Looked like he was having an off night.But unironically...
>>158139573Is that when you take a shit in deep walders?
>>158139463second row seats to a brendan allen fight at the 'pex. that's what this sport is all about man
>>158139463thats an ugly family they must be brazilian
The apex=danas gimp dungeon
>>158138897Such a poor thread that trump is looking into getting USAID back to provide some aid here
>>158138908Yeah that was unironically the worst card I've watched in a while. I don't even remember anything that happened except Wellmaker getting retired and Fili getting a nice KO
>>158139463raoni jr heems hap chandler inside 2 minutes
>>158139593xd soulja boy victim john blow
poor little heem thread... poor poor little heem thread..
>>158138924Always a great fight night when the Buck is on. And Malott been rising up the ranks of the MMA World. Could have future title implications.
Us here at heem control the narrative and consciousness of the underlying
Anyone have the video where chael got mad at a reporter? Not the obvious ones but I remember he said something along the lines of keep recording if you're a real nigga. I think he asked chael something about his teammate
>>158138897New science just droppedOk this is actually genius
>>158140224Yeah it was the leaf interviewer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiNXfPZjB98
>>158140315We don't do that gay AI shit here
>>158140355Dana already using Meta Al for Fighter rankings. This is the future, whether you like it or don't.
>>158140386Dana is a girl's name no amount of money would make him respected by real men like me
>>158140424Nah b, and we don't bad mouth Dana Boss around here either b, time to wise up. Word to the wise.
Dana would be chadly if he was sailing the pacific on a catamaran instead of cringe shit like blackjack and poker
>>158140458Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>158140319https://youtu.be/JRfk8lJyXVM?t=357&si=OF9lXqZLlY108-MsWasn't that, found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkOQHFjHQi8
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>you're all up in my mix like fuckin betty brocker
GSP > JBJ
>>158140518The only time im impersonating you, is when im having gay sex with other men
>>158138897we, DDP-GAWDs, want this bum to lose actually
Heemhttps://youtube.com/watch/VLeMfQ9_lBI?7ip09pTrKFuvKUv2
>>158139573A year ago he was on top of the world. He quit his job and started training fulltime. Now he's 0-3 in his last 3 fights.
>>158139154this and outstanding weight-cutting ability were McGregor's greatest advantages
leon schaubazyan
has heem-em-ay ever had elite male judo atho-leets before?would have been nice to see a wrestler being ragdolled
>>158140930Hope he got dq'd for excessive force
And oh yeah player believe tihs; the women hear love me and I wuold, uh, play the violin on all of tehm if given the tme. Fact, not fictoin homie. Oh yeah believe it.
>>158140881So the chest tattoo is a head nod to his positive ape index
Whites win again
Whites on top
How do we stop the rebels attacking the event in Dubai? https://youtube.com/watch/YZVtrnMF7TA?XkUTWP1OMIL83xSihttps://youtube.com/watch/bLYTlUsImqc?5ndMq7Bp0ewPWO0K
Anyone have footage of the "eye poke"? I have reason to believe cdl fingers were pointing up
>>158141279Herehttps://youtube.com/watch/6ZWh7dKC0d4?Sf2B-OklaNGTqW3U
niko price daughter is HOW old?
DC, Jones, Chris Weidman, Gaethje, Ciryl Gane, all the biggest ufc fighters are the worst cheats with eye pokes. Every eye poke needs to be a point reduction. Notorious eye pokers need to be ambushed after the fight by mobsters and have their hands crushed with ballpeen hamers to the point that wiping their own could cause an infection.
DC, Jones, Chris Weidman, Gaethje, Ciryl Gane, all the biggest ufc fighters are the worst cheats with eye pokes. Every eye poke needs to be a point reduction. Notorious eye pokers need to be ambushed after the fight by mobsters and have their hands crushed with ballpeen hamers to the point that wiping their own ass could cause an infection
It was merely a shart, relax.
>>158141394>>158141403How about fighters wear goggles to protect from eye pokes
shit eventmeaningless fightsfrauds vs jobbers
DSP just heemed LTG
GSP just heemed JBJ
PSP just heemed NDS
BWC just heemed BBC
AIDS just heemed GAYS
NIG just heemed GER
>>158141608>>158141684>>158141702>>158141716>>158141867>>158141884
Pride would take 20% of fighter pay because doos weren't getting knocked out fast enough. No one bitched about fighter pay then. If Dana White was japanese all his haters would love him.
>>158140725based dickus poster
Dana sold us so many holy shit moments last night. Still in a state of chills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxMx9KF74D4We've entered into a new era of kino...... A new chapter in the kinology of history.........
Hokit has pawg milfs blowing up his DMs
Man that card was fucking dogshit nothing happened
>>158142491I wonder if Based DC and the gay one will ever make up.
HEEEEEEM
>>158143281Levels. Shades of Amanda Nunes. Chills.
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxK9wfesL9c
Malcolm Wellmaker construction
maybe his job is to make people well, otherwise he'd be called heemmaker instead
A card so dog shit it's making /heem/ look like /box/
>>158144920We're all still coming back down to earth after an insane card
>>158144258>Malcolm Wellmaker construction n renovation >Specializes in crumbling foundations and implosion
Aspinall’s walkout leaked https://youtu.be/hQzfq_Hrw0w
https://youtu.be/jyTiTtwPor0
>>158143281where is the spread cheeks button?
>>158144920doo skipped church to whine on /heem/ smdh
>>158146056that's in the meng dlc
Just wanted to say that fighter pay is exactly what it should be.
can't spell 'pay me again' without gane
Can't spell "Man, Justin Gaethje's a fucking champion" without Justin Gaethje
>>158146308Not a fan of this at all. Thankfully won't be for long.
Daniel "Fried Chicken and Cake" Cormier
nick saban fc x eagle fc
his calf is compromised
I mean really, you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you heem my meng, Kayla Harrison?
bans aren't real
>>158146859There were always multiple finlands man i always said that.
Last night saw a point get deducted on the first eye poke of the fight. The Gane era is over before it even began, I lament.
half of bans are because you chapped someone's ass
>>158146999It remains to be seen how they'll handle blows to the back of the head under the new rules, they could result in no contests or even DQs. Gane will have to adjust his strategies if he want to stay on top.
Women in Spian LOVE Taiwanese guys. Hoyl FUCK. I need yuo guys to be hapy for me atm moment
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ScdUepymOU
The Totality of Triumph
JESUS CHRIST Nikos Daughter is a peach
tfw could heem every here
cute
>>158147580>>158147603touch grass
Van "The Van" Joshua
>>158147655I'm gonna touch ass actually >>158147645Never seen it! is that the one with Matthew Mconaghey?
>>158147580>>158147603must be on her phone a lot because those shoulders are curled like hell. her tits would look better if she just had proper posture
>>158148107Merab x Payton Talbot will be an thing. Screencarp this.
>>158148014It's the Gen Z/Gen Alpha slump. Inde Navarette has the same thing
>>158148107Dude surrounds himself with clout hungry social media thots and is surprised he can't find a tradwife. Go back to Georgia and find a church girl
>>158147580no way shes 14, way too tall
Hoenstly; is it gay to eat an pussy out bros
listen now you stupid niggerjosh van isn't an incel, he's waiting for the right girl to marrynow shut up before you really piss me off
We gonna fine out sataday nite
>>158149063Hoenstly? Chills
>>158149132How are you man? God bless hope yuor well your posts always birng an smile to my face
>>158148849It's not gay if the girl was a virgin before she met you. But eating pussy that's had other dicks in it is gay
>>158149233Sorry man I don't speak to gay pussy eaters (lesbos excluded)
reel talk
islam, bryce, and sneed start a fishing podcast called reel talk. would you listen?
>>158149987Once Islam learns more than 100 english words yeah I would
>>158149391
>>158149987Only with they have a skit segment called The Hook.
What happens to zuffabox when sheik turkey is no longer?
Anyoen else hear bite their toenails? I feel it helps felxibilty
>>158144920we've still got to go through cuckley v malott btw
>>158150581What are you doing in Spain, b?
what happened to wellmaker? Ewing loss is alright but last of his 2 fights were total skidmark on his record.
34 days until Gane fights.
>>158151431jacked asian bois don't belong in mma sadly
SPLINTAH?IT'S OVAH
>>158151453evil
>>158151393On an vacatoin my friend. Was in Lyon tehn Ingland now Spain. How are you my borther in weems?
You got fucked, kid. Gane fucked you real good. But we’ll make it right by you, here’s Ruzvan Kuniev.
Josh HokitUFC HW ChampionNFL VeteranAll American Football Player Four TimesAll American Wrestler Four TimesAll State FootballFour Time State ChampAll State BasketballFour Time State ChampAll State WrestlingFour Time State Champ
But can Hokit do this?
>>158150186
Did the Gaethje fight give Paddy the blueprint to beat Topuria?
>>158151812yes, yes he can.
>>158151667How’re you liking it so far? Where exactly are you right now? Me, I weemed some pussy yesterday, so I really can’t complain.
>>158151840I don't know man, I'm struggling to wgaf anymore
>>158151855how about this?
>>158151857Based pussy salayer, nice job b. Hoenstly I love the food and eneryone has been very kind to me. I am looking forwards to seeing the Baleric Sea tonorrow. Right now I am in Castellon de la Plana. Smaller quite place compared to Barca where I was fro 3 days. Hoenstly? Feel blessed to be hear.
The answer is no he didn't
Aaron Pico.
>>158151971Paddy fucked a tranny a year ago, we need to get this info to topiglet
>>158152081Swim in the balaeric b, it's beautiful floating in the ocean after a few mojitos
>>158152612Aint nothing wrong with that, playa!
>>158152647Hoenstly? Ill do taht now that you said it thank you my borther. How are you doing?
>>158152612Clitia topgilet is a tranny thoughbeit
Ilia Topuria (sexy daddy)
"Trans rights" - Ilia Topuria
>>158153083Turn your monitor on.
Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8Photos of Topuria dressed in drag my nigga (huh?) dressed in drag (yuh) dressed in drag (on god?)
>>158152838Still recovering from the cantina's closure. It was my dream to get drunk with Tito. Enjoy Spain playa!
>>158153859God bells you, real one.
Wowh wtf why my falg Candian now Im still in Spickola
>>158153911Probably on your phone data
This thread is 16 hours old and only has 200 posts. Dana has killed heem for good with that card
>>158154002It's because the janny here permabans anybody who hurts his feelings
Real talk; how was the card last night?
>>158154143Three strong KOs. All the finishes are on ufc youtube
>>158153931Raul Rosas Sr
>>158154054They are in my prayers
>>158154054God he's such a fucking loser isn't he?
>>158154207I'll just catch the the mma guru recap thanks
>>158154247Gooby looks like that 17 year old male model from Brazil here
>>158153666>>158153906this what you want huh
>>158153666
>>158152612WE have all been in that situation thoughbeit
>>158153666Put there by you, Satan, no doubt
Paddy is always crying about his friends killing themselves. Maybe he should be wondering if he's the common denominator in their decision to self delete
>>158154570Even been to the mersey la? Either suicide or death on the tracks after being chased by Purple Aki
Canada down really bad with this card.
>>158154626Such is life for the bin dippers
>>158154725He only braids his hair a few times a year when he fights in the octagon. If you ever see his training footage, he just ties his hair up with a hairtie in the gym
>>158154570It's the weather not enough sun.
>>158154918I live in Glasgow and I don't know anyone who's killed themselves because of bad weather
>>158154969Ok but Paddy has friends. Plural.
>>158154969Too busy to notice a bit of rain when you're strung out on scag
>>158154969Probably because you don't have any friends mate
>>158154983You're my frens though...right?
meet me on the streets nigger
>>158155048
>>158155048If you were thirsty I would offer you a stream.
>>158140881Nah, Conor wasn't the biggest featherweight even at the time. In fact, if he took care of his body, to this day he would still be a small lightweight and could suffer to 145 if he really wanted to. The only reason Conor looked terrible is because he didn't weight cut correctly in an optimal way while he was at FW. Kind of like Merab now but even worse. He didnt have a nutritionist who knew what to do. He just did a small water load then starved himself and sweat his way down. That's why he looked like shit.
>>158155242That's because the UK and Ireland don't have a culture of wrestling, so nobody here knew how to cut water properly back in the day. I think even Bisping said he used to just diet down to 185 instead of water cutting. Gyms here know how to do it nowadays though, the young lightweights and welterweights I've seen in gyms are huge
>>158154054I got baned for an month for lamenting taht peoole called me orienatal. Its tawlf b
>>158154969what are you doing November 7th
>>158155411Kanichiwa Amigo!!!
>>158141394Nah Gane was framing. It's legal, should be legal and will continue to be legal. Allen got eyepoked last night, but there was also a moment Duncan was framing earlier (palm on face) to defend a level change and Allen was opening his eyes all dramatic trying to get poked and staring at Goddard to save him. And Goddard yelled "THATS LEGAL BRENDAN". That's why Gane vs Tom was a no contest. Framing is basic wrestling, in ALL styles of wrestling lol. Literally every wrestling match has rough framing on the face and no one's crying. You're just a redditor bitch.
>>158155963Tehy dont work taht well as pohotoshop
>>158152612YO FAMILY
>>158155963God that bitch is ugly
>>158141394Ballpoint hammers*
>>158156472Turn on your monitor.
>>158156594Nah fuck that!
Blood Diamond...whatever happened there?
OH DANA MY DANA
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
>>158156594bodied that dingbat
Diamonds from Leon Edwards
Strickland is just a psycho dude, he doesn't care about anything except violence. Literally a human being designed to win fights.
>>158154249You are a gangstalking faggot who goes through anons post history and regurgitates posts in an attempt to silence and intimidate them. You ruin the board
I’ll sue /heem/
>>158156764finland coded post
>>158156907Can you please stop impersonating me mate?
>>158156835>trick worlders to prop up names typical from them. sports fucking dead
>>158156835That's for Harry Hardwick you little Brazilian ape
Harry Softwick
what happens if a fighter starts spinning and never stops? does he become unstoppable
>>158155960
OnlyUseMeWeem
Guru picked Christian Leroy Duncan over our Brendan Allen, lmao what a fucking idiot he should kill himself
>>158157064you make a good point, once sage northbutt stopped spinning he got his face broken by an afrikan
Legendary gay man Jon Jones recently pictured in a tryst with famous gay man Dana White
>>158153666A mans dream gone and you're here telling fucking jokes about it?No evil is beyond you, is there?
Bro dricus would probably fuck Sage Northcut
>>158157183@heem is this true?
>>158157252I'd trust sweden. He knows his faggots.
sweden took dana's virginity?
>158157326This is the kind of lore you get from VPN posting.
>>158157406VPN posting is highly against the rules here
>>158157470What's lowly against the rules?
>>158157527Huh?
>>158157326No it's the American flag guy, Sweden is cool with me
I'm also jewish btw
>>158157621What's that like
>>158157713G-great!
We call them sexy J-daddies
>>158157621Don't sell yourself short like that man
most mma fighters are christians and also most mma fighters are low IQ. ever notice that?
>>158157831Not really
>>158157831doos be thinking and get punched in the face
Everybody believes in evolution until they get punched in the face.
Give me sand
TAYLOR TOOEY-VASSA! YOUR LOSER HERE,TONIGHT!
so who's the boss around here?
>>158157038Yeah, Gaethje's are pretty bad. Mainly because after every fight you can find compilations of extra eyepokes he threw that weren't even noticed by refs or commentators. It's like he's aware of where the ref is before he throws the crafty thumb pokes. Poirier had the easiest answer in their first fight where he won. Simply poke him back.
>>158157976
>>158158024>Who the boss nigga? >Who the motherfucking boss?>Who the boss nigga? >Who the motherfucking boss?>Who the boss nigga? >Who the motherfucking boss?>Who the boss nigga? >You see the motherfucking boss!
to be absolutely fair, ulberg looked cool in Chinese drip
Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire
>>158158161Monster Energy BMF Belt brought to you by Metallica
I'll be honest here, Carlos Ulberg
>>158158161
>>158158228you think I read words? dont even know what you said but I know I couldnt agree with it
>>158158254Hunter recorded this instead of helping his mentor…
rip kobe ngannou
Ulberg? Dimes. Jiri? JC Penny.
In the immortal words of Brendan Schaub.WADDERR WEED DUNNEE HAIRR BAPPA??!!
Dana White's mom said he had "sugar in his tank" whatever that means
Conor McGregor is a rapist
You now remember the Sage Northcutt era, creampies and all
>>158158459>6 reviews4 are from Luke Thomas.
I’ve never seen Dana White in a fight with another man. I’ve only ever seen him in a physical confrontation with his wife. Dude is a pussy.
Dana ducked Tito way back in the day, his fat ass said he was a boxing instructor when he taught jazzercise
>>158158584yeah well would you pick a fight with this dude?
Dana White Looking For A Fight.
Matt Serra sure does love pizza! gabbagool!
Tim Kennedy Looking For A Leg
>>158158867It was necessary. It was necessry
>>158158815that's how you talk about our troops?
>>158158815po lil tim tim
>>158158934he’s a heckin racist
why did yoel romero shoot tim kennedy's leg off? :eggplantfire: :farts:
Has anyone noticed society crumbling around them? Fuel is $3 a litre, a pie is $9, housing and rent unaffordable, 5ft brown people everywhere, big gay rights flag spread across the university building. I seen a white guy in his 30s riding a push scooter, I havent rid one of those is near 20 years. Now I know why Lucrative James or as I like to call him LJ keeps his bankroll so close to his heart. I run my household tight like a ship, now im doing the same with my bank roll. This aint a game out here on these streets, now I know why Americans and people from Alburquercy are the way they are. Its rough out here, if these bookies mess with me and my bank roll I don't even know what I will do.
>>158159034yea I've noticed it for the past 12-15 years specifically, it all sped up. there's just bums and shit and people whacked out acting weird almost everywhere you go unless you live in like bumfuck nowhere
most of them aren't even Americans either. There's just all manner of shitskins in every state these days lol, guuuh
when you really think about it? brok weaver is the only real american in the ufc and that's #fax
>>158159034>a pie is $9I charge Dana far more than that
bryce mitchell is a real american, I wonder how many hispanics he's buried on his arkansas property
Gane men create good timesGood times create Tom menTom men create bad timesBad times create Gane men
tom love him cheesy spuds the fat blind basterd
>>158159305the fucked up thing is bryce would be absolutely disgusted by your post and you don't even realize it
>>158159574WHITE TRASH, AND REDNECKS
Cant wait to see that disgusting freak Mikey Musimeci heemed out cold! It will be glorious for us HaterChads,
qft mikey mucinex is gonna get KTFO brutally badly he will shit himself and spin while he does so I have a feeling
they hate seeing a jacked italian boi succeed
The fact that Josh Hokit got a title shot talking his way to way really shows how rare it is to find a 225lbs man irl + how not stacked heavyweight division is. May aswell give Pavlovich a shot
gable stevenson fans how we holdin up
gable has begun drinking piss with lyoto machida he is discovering new trainy methods
VETTORI WILL HEEM ADESANYA IN THE TRIMATCH
>>158159809Gane fears Pavlovich. He's ducked him several times at this point.
why hasnt ufc got into the restaurant business? We need a ufc themed restaurant
>>158159809but there are more 6'2 men over 205 than there are 5'3 men under 135 and flyweight is the best division right now
>>158159809The Balkan Bear broke BOTH his hands defeating Shamil Gaziev, while Shamil is able to fight 2 to 3 times while he sits out, so who really won that fight and who is the better athlete really?
his dad held a beer, and his son crushed a gay spaniardvery based ending
gaethje's whole family besides him is fat. I think there's something to that.
>>158159809>hokit talked his way to a title shotyeah nah he just got lucky with the timing
lexapro just kicked in
Who's the gayest fighter in the UFC right now?
>>158160564The casual answer is Payton Talbutt but the real answer is Jordan Leavitt.
>>158160564jon jones
I forgot that O'Malley took down Yan in their fight
The cold hard truth, which many won’t like, is that Ilia Topuria beat Justin Gaethje and then his ego became his downfall. The reality of the situation is Ilia heemed Garth with body shots. Had he simply walked away with his hands up, the ref would have been FORCED to stop the fight since he couldn’t get up. But ilia wanted to prove a point and Submit him, flying too close to the sun and misjudged his gas tank from being out for so long. Ilia Topuria beat Ilia Topuria. And that’s the fact of the matter, no matter how much I don’t like it. We all know it deep down…
>>158160687
>>158160608DCs black. He’s not allowed to make fun of this or be grossed out by this faggotry
>>158160816omalley is nothing like goobs thoughbeit
>>158160937is this kickboxing or boxing?
>>158160976savate
>>158160816No points refuted, I’ll accept your concession.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs>Occupatio Oppressiva
Violence. Speed. Momentum.
>>158161038Gaethje.
Trannies. Drugs. Star Wars.
Currently 2am on a Monday in England btw
Creampies. Dana.
>>158161195
Fine day Sunday. Best day of the week in my opinion.
from now on I only post during fin hours
>>158161505Real shit.
with Finns you post
>>158159809>May aswell give Pavlovich a shotanyone but volkov
Does having schizophrenia/ narcissim allow me to use the disabled toilets to take a shit? Im doing it anyway
>>158160816Looks good
>>158159809Pavlovich already got his shit and lost to Tom. Dominated by Volkov too, his last win was a literal who. Hokit is getting it because everyone else has either fought Gane before (Volkov), pulled out (Tom) or their win streak sucks (Pavlovich).
>>158161714Schizophrenia is nature’s antidote to narcissism.
>>158161883>Gane fucked you horribly, kid.>I’ve never seen anybody get fucked like that.>Anyways, here’s Kuniev. Knock your socks off.
Considering Volkov lost to Jailton and had a boring shit fight with Waldo, he didn’t deserve a title fight.
Hokit is peak americana.
Volkov has major wins in Bellator he is overdue for a title shot in the ufc
Hokit is half Mexican which means he’s 25% Chinese.
Gane fucked you real good kid
>>158161991The grossest, most repulsive thing I can possibly imagine is called Dana White.
>Gane did not fuck me real good, Dana>yeah he did, kid
Either you’re a Gane who fucks people, or you’re a Volkov who gets fucked real good.
Yeah Gane fucked him, he really fucked him...oh well, tough
you give me five minutes of heck son
Gane had him bent over a fence backwards whispering something into his ear
>>158162219
>>158162532scale makes it look like a tricycle and he should be wearing a propeller hat
>>158161883>Buhbuhbuh me no EnglishBreh just demand title contention dumb ass nigga
>>158162865All he could come up with is "how is this possible?" KEK
"buhbuhbuh Gane fucked me" - Volkov
the judges fucked him not gane ya goofs
don’t leave it to the judges there’s a solution
doo got sodomized by sal damato
tony weeks makes em weep
judges love jai herbert
gonna need yalls to shut the fuck up
fuck you
>He fucked you good, brother. He fucked you real good.>I know I can speak English.
Volk "Volkov" Volkovnovski
>>158161991To be fair if I was a millionaire and I gave my mama money the same way Dana did and had a book written about me about bad stuff. I would also be pissed. Dana didn't do anything bad
>>158161883No sympathy for Poolkov. 3rd round Gane was holding holding a submission he was never going to get and Volkov just sat there doing nothing.
your favorite fighter was never that good
>>158163542ok tranime pedo
My favorite fighter is Heracles
Holy shit hai Herbert is fighting wilder on the fury/AJ undercard
nigga said boston salmon was never good
your favorite fighter? yeah gane would fuck him real good, kid
>>158163542Dan Ige definitely is that good.
>>158163870*pretends my favorite fighter is jon jones*yeah nope sorry
I put you in a sharpshooter bet you change your tune
gonna fuck u up like i fuck up a charcuterie board at midnight
>>158163905Dan Ige nearly fell for a Ponzi scheme and only got saved because of Randy Couture.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJZw3bF0dg
Randy coture should start a fashion brand called Randy coture
Couture* autocorrect zeemed me
schaub we love youwe love you schaub
getting jiggly with bobby
Next week's card finna be kino
>>158164675whoops next week is the grim Canada cardmeant the week after that
>>158164698off-topic posting is illegal
>>158164708Tom Aspinall
>>158164723
Aaron "Irrelevant Political Bullshit" Pico
>>158164739the neet comment really ticked you off huh?
Name a fighter with more aura than Him. you cant
>>158164845Miyamoto Musashi
>>158164698Native Britbongs.
>>158161883>And then Volkov comes into my office saying some shit about DUH DUH DUH YOU PROMISE YOU MAKE IT RIGHT and I said, dude, get your womanly hips out of my fucking office.
who in gods name is david martinez?
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
>>158165144yikes that’s modern mma?
>>158165167StrickBEASTGODLAND™ just cant miss! JG's comments, my asshole, or Khamzat's pride!
>>158164675:D>>158164700-.-
Strickdaddy remains unmolested
*_*
>>158161944They gifted Volkov a win over Almeida as recompense for the Gane robbery. The Kuniev matchmaking is just regularly scheduled programming
The funny thing is I hate my father more than Strickland hates his and I hate my mother more than Dana does his. Both my parents are horrible people.
>>158165612>>158165641That's rough B, but you don't know what it's like on the mean streets of West Linn Oregon.
>>158165651Say something nice to me
>>158165659Something nice to me
>>158165659>>158165705Youre both good lads
>>158165738Dana yuor head is bleading
Happy natoinal Hispanic day weem!!
No
A hungry bear beats your favorite fighter.
>>158165890
>>158165890*pretends my favorite fighter is khabeast*nuh uh
A hungry bear is no match for the patriot
No more eyepokes, Gane.
Locktober soon Gane chads.
>>158165879
honey sweet Joe
Mustard glazed Joe
Garlic Aoili Glazed Junior Albini
>>158166178Mmmm
Dana Whitefish
Just how broke is jones that he has to be an ambassador for a singular pizza store?
>>158165705oh damn that was clever
>>158166769you ever hear of the hometown kid helping a business get over? you brits do it all the time with your mom n pop spotted dick creators yeah
>>158166117Good work lad
Damn TKO offered Joshua alor
>>158166863Zut alors!
>>158166863But we can't pay Sean Strickland more than 300k
>>158166863inflation at extreme levels but casuals will act like all is well in the boxing world
>>158166863>muh fighters fight less when they get paid more!joshua has had three fights in a year. pisslam? 1.
the UFC should agree to part ways with Strickland and let figure it out dood
Strickland is a snoozefest decision merchant who should never see more than 200k a fight. Anthony Joshua puts on firework, win or lose, do or die. You can't deny he's worth every penny.
>>158166910You literalny dont pay for any UFC event so dont fuken talk like yuo care about Shawn yuo fuken pukedick. Respectfully.
Plus capping champ pay would incentivise these freaks to actually fight three times a year.
>>158166935paramount is $9 a month b and you don't have to deal with any bullshit stream freezing or buffering or totanon playing kpop faggot shit in between fights
>>158166787He isn’t from Baton Rouge but maybe it’s one of his cruising spots
>>158167097Bayou Bones Jones has been his name for over a decade. You think this is Alefantis related? Probably. It’s all a sleazy world
>>158166965...o right sorry b
D.C's comet ping pong pizza. Cormier is flaunting it in our faces
helen yee and the schmo got divorced
>>158167152He's been coked out for years
>>158167152Good fuck the Schmoe hope he gets raped. Respectfully.
>>158167152sources to confirm? would bang helen yee
>>158167135Tawlmbout an DC ping pong show b? Tawlmbout bunghoel ball volleys?
>>158167258I made it up because I'm jealous of schmo
>>158167342Yuo mother fucker
Boobs
put myself in armbars to sleep. born for uncomfortable situations. ufc bjj tm
fight off the back in dreams to wake up on top of life
Life’s A CageShut It
life is like colby covington
hey where's jamahal hill btw?
>>158167405Busy plowing polish pussy, waddup playa!
Wholesome Ben Askren and Jorge Masvidal meeting up at Burger King for a vlog
>>158167152Oh no....anyway
>>158167405Fool on the hill
Wellmaker is done. He had a nice run of knocking out DDP junior and Sean O'Malley victim but his time ends now.
>>158167349
Only two more months until gooby fight year
Oh my wlakout music Dana?https://youtu.be/2toHkeylFtk
Apparently volk was drinking VBs in the warm up area before his second Islam fight
hokit is 5'9 how is he supposed to get past gane's crispy jab?
>>158167554spam 1-2s while he's still fresh and has a tiny speed advantage and pray that gane crumbles before he slows down
>>158167554Steal Gaethje's single leg to uppercut
>>158167405hes hiding from joey
>>158167554Call him an Fernch cheating fagot and get into his head thus renderning his skills moot
Love Fedor’s KO over Timothy Johnson, so crisp
I've only see one MMA joey video and he was salivating over khamzat
Smilla Sundell fight week
>>158167658gonna beat the brakes off pereiras retarded sister
Smella Sundell
>>158138897Brendan "Uh Oh Stinky" Allen
>>158167663yeah idk why they matched them against each other
>>158167680probably to get back at pereira for getting mouthy with them
Dude I thought it was going to be Volk vs Evloev this week what the fuck is this card why do they hate canada so much
My sugars getting low wheres O'Malley
>>158167708
Some are saying the sugar show is in season..........
December 12th, white boy winter
POOTAN THE FAT BUNDA CAN
>>158167397truly
its a shame we're never gonna see merab vs bautista in the dishonorable cardio freak wrestlemania match after yan forces him to retire in a couple weeks
Smegma Sundell. Respectfully.
wmma is demonic
I'm glad we've finally moved past complaining about cards before they happen. Only took a humbling bans of the resident ne'er-do-wells
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH A HUGE SHOT FROM MERAB LEAVES YAN OUT COLDUNBELIEVABLEMERAB DEVILISHWILLY HAS RECLAIMED HIS CHAMPION SHIPAND NEEEEWWWS
>>158167159The only thing she had going for her was the big fake tits and she got rid of those
I never liked The Schmo because he's a ukrainian jew and those are unironically some of the worst if only Helen were faithful it would break his little heart.
Merab is refreshed, wonked and ass drunk. He will heem
>>158139124How are all Canadian fighters so fuckin boring and uninteresting
merab's shrunken penis will never feel the inside of a vagina
So here I amDoing everything I canHolding on to what I amPretending I'm a straight man
>ACK!
>>158167800>>158167800>>158167800
merab shove him little penis up he own nose
>>158167797Yuor making some killer posts today sir
