Marnus labuSHANE edition
YFO
>>158145607good boy
ohnonono countyspergbros. he wasn't meant to do that aaaahhhh hahahaha
countysperg sounds based
>>158145648we're all earth citizens m8 settle down lets just enjoy some criggy
has there ever been a non-meme, genuine answer as to why they turned his name into labuShane? I know people joke it's just easier but they still keep Dwarshioius or whatever his name is and some others. maybe it was meant to be a tribute to warne
HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKINSON
>>158145699>wales and jeet flagsvery unathletic cap
>>158145699that blokes bitch is a ride or die bitch and I hope all of /cric/ finds a bitch like that one day fuck me total light meter detector fucking death
Mario kart DS was great But let's face it Crash Team Racing was the thinking man's mario kart overall
>easily flicks a ball for six>2 balls later>I'm afraid it's too dark deargrire clown show of a sport
so basically SA are rigging for a draw because they can't beat us fair and square
don't worry lads, there's proper cricket on too (2 t20 games)
>commentator>hit a six and bring them off the field
>>158145709its weird because it isn't easier at all for me It's hard to say labu-shane without taking an unnatural pauseIt just isn't his name
g'night /cric/
THEY CALL ME STACYTHEY CALL ME LABU-SHANE
it wasn't low light the cunt is blind as a bat and not paying attention the kids behind him saw the ball GET FUCKED RIGGED SPORT
>low light>not for the batsmen who has to see a ball coming at him at 120kmph bouncing off a pitchno>low light>for a ball in the air for 10 seconds yesRIGGED
>>158145865forgot this song existed
Think it was number one in the UK charts at some point Dire song desu
>>158145865good post this
>>158145883>looking in a completely different directionhow can all the front row see it from even further back?
safe to say pop music is zachy's blind spot - except one kiss which he somehow loves (rightfully so though, proper tune that one)you can have too high an iq to 'get' pop sometimes tbf. not sure if that's what's happening here
I get pop music I just think one kiss has no discernible melody
https://youtu.be/vo6BVhjt7ao?is=CZSCoWWroUSx7ZH2Dua Lipa is basically Rihanna without the melodies
Afghanistan aren't quite dead and buried yet, you know
>>158145648Seem to be seething about this guy, calm down petal.
trying to eat Chinese food in a restaurant but this white dude next to me has the most boring voice on earth and he keeps droning on. He has this like deep mono voice, and he is just talking nonsense
yeah this white geezer has a really annoying voice Ruining the immersion somewhat He's coughing every so often as wellMight have to kick him out
>has the most boring voice on earth and he keeps droning on.>He has this like deep mono voice, and he is just talking nonsensereminds me of someone lol
We may have won but at least Windies didn't get all out
the figure on this Chinese girl just then ridiculous
ggez
pz
buoyed by this weighted chin-up breakthroughPersistence really does pay off
Do not go gentle into that good night
a somewhat poetic nation but certainly not a musical one
>>158150518>breakthrough You mean you finally accomplished one?
What's he on about lads
>>158150847Not a musical nation but the national anthem is the GOAT anthemyou don't have half talk some utter shite sometimes mate
based zachy still going with the chinupschinuplad here, got him into it - definitely helps the old 'deringhe's making his haters seethe too
imma chin-up and push up lad meself ngl
>helps the old 'deringmore psychologically than anything perhaps, buts it a positive feedback loop
more push down because your massive gut pushes the earth down with every rep
it looms
no i don't want to go ffsit's unironic tortureyou literally only get one life
'you literally only get one life'Not sure this is true desu
/hoc/ here Had to check mens cricket ranking and this is how it is right? Aussies dominating the rest.
fuck off you Swedish twat
is it normal for a middle age man to throw a tantrum any time he has to do anything other than climb plastic rocks?
>>158153788Relax Nigel India is just a little bit better
looks like swedejeet is in lads
Is this sleeper kino?
no
not seen it but doesn't seem so going by the reviewstell you what was a bit of a sleeper kino for him though - Silence (2016)
rotten tomatoes don't like it, maybe for obvious reasons
>>158153703you know whatso truebut still it is torture when you consider you're already spending 6-8 hours a day sleeping
might go watch the uprising (2026) next week at the kinoplex
new uprising prompt has been added to zbot.
crazy that it’s posting during test match cricket desuvery surprising development that
A good baseball player could dominate in cricket but not the other way around as I heard from a baseball anon.
going to bed
>>158154701what do you meanjust shut up
>Maddinson 17*(19)>Head 10*(15)Maddinson haters on suicide watchHis 0(33) was all a part of his master plan
Women's Health.
that's zachy's ex
business idea: fast bowlspersons fielding at slips>long arms by design >sharp reflexes>gobs of rest in between overs>sharp bantz with opposing batspersonmens>gauge opp batspersonmen better
Imagine being a poo lmao
wiaan mulder is a good looking blokelooks like liam mcintyre
reckon India needs bhuvi back
wish turbo would bake a cric thread
heard people asking him to ease up but don't know who turbo is
chadtha sooraj dhere dhere innit lads¿
>>158157099Don't speak such insanity
Chances we see the nazi couple today?Im thinking very low
>>158159855slept like shit this morning but gonna try to leave toil early so I can have a nap and be ready to make some webms of my favourite chuds
never met a nice south africanexcept marnus
>>158157642chOoooOoon>>158159908tabla for ur service fella x
>>158159908Legend
never met a white south african and that's a good thing!
>>158161066fuck off micksperg
crikey!
>>158161506
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going to watch The Cricket tonight
>>158162917let me know how it goes, been wondering if I should get into that myself
turns out there is riots in durbanwhich explains the crowds or lack thereof
>>158156308
>>158162794corr
Jake Fraser-McGurk 3 (5)c Matthew Short b Fergus O'Neill
>>158162794Thought that was will ashcroft What a fugger
>>158160037Story time of meeting marnus?
dead sport
cricket hasn't started yet and I'm already dog tired
>>158165323woof woof awoooo iykwim haha
>>158165330yeah that's me I love walks and sniffing arseholes
>blackout literally happening in DurbanOur future too unless things change bee tee double w
MAD DOG MADDINSON HAS HIT A FOUR ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Fuck sake
Trav "Lost His" Head
>>158165398Soft
GODdinson
Maddinson has the same batting technique as Nathan Lyon
WALLOP
Not enjoying this success, was keen to ridicule an aging cancer patient
Sad to see Maddinson go from a brainy 0(33) proper test match innings to this boundary bashing rubbish
Philander is a terrible commentator who has a lisp and seems like he has a room temp IQAmla is surprisingly great
>>158165445You're thinking of Zondo
Maddinsonbros.... :(
Get fucking cartwheeled you eunuch fuck
>heemed by a 132kmph ballis this the best of shield cricket??
That is what he gets for playing a brainlet bash innings
ok you've had your fun with your "6 runs an over", back to a brainy 2.5 runs an over for 2 sessions please mate
smithbushane kino time
>open stream after having got dinner>two down already>everyone standing around watching smith trying to figure out if he's concussed or it's his autism
>Saffas cheated four times this session alreadyDo the rest of the world just let them do this because they've been shit historically? Guilt over apartheid or some shit?
that nigga was retarded
>>158165521PLEASE tell me you got that disabled black kid clapping
>>158165537
>>158165540Kek, thanks lad
>>158165540/cric/ dot webm
keep hitting sixes like that and they'll bring out the light meter again
>mulder didnt pick it upsurely they go off for bad light, no?
>>158165398wow weak as piss
Marnus is so back bros
gonna miss cold toastie and smudgy wudgy lads
>>158165578Is that a Condor of some type
>>158165603I think its a mouse m8
>>158165610its mtumbas bbc foreskin
>>158165603The African harrier-hawk, harrier hawk or gymnogene is a bird of prey. It is about 60–66 centimetres in length. It breeds in most of Africa south of the Sahara. The only other member of the genus is the allopatric Madagascar harrier-hawk.
Need more racism in cricket tbeh
>>158165619is the nazi couple back at the ground today?
Really enjoying this camermans fixation on autistic black children
>crowd shots are just old people are schoolkidsthis is bullshit.
>>158165630Monday champ all the white people are at work
>>158165630Test cricket is unironically a dead format outside England and Australia
pooview confirmed, stay with your original decision, you're on screen now
>we'll have a pooview thanks
>we'll have a jooview thanks
>>158165649
>>158165654that's right
id pay heaps to watch sa v aus test at the scg and the locals in durban couldnt even be bothered going what a bunch of shit cunts
NICE ONE SMUDGE YOU SPASTIC FUCKWIT
game's gone
Why are these retards trying to smash a bunch of sixes? Normal batting should get them over 300 by the time they'd want to bowl.
test cricket is just practice for the bbl
*politely wallops it to the tallest man in south affrika*
>>158165667These are the locals, they don't give a fuck about cricket
>tried to repeat the sexbeen there, done that
>>158165672Saffas cheating with muh light bullshit timetables, need to get as many runs in as possible, pitch will crack up in this heat on Days 4 and 5. Going for the win not the draw.
>>158165667there is currently a coup de grace going on in durban and most of the locals are stuck in roadworks commuting to the shady parts of the stadium, please understand
>>158165682this>they called low light after this six even though the ump saw it, the kids saw it, everyone saw it but the fieldsperson >>158145883
I have a problem
>>158165690You'd think they could have at least played out the last 2 balls of the over.
>>158145883He got confused by Maddinson looking backward initially.
>>158165693what's the problem? hoarding porn?
>>158165693ill give you a problem cunt
>>158165693
>>158165697yeptempted to delete it all but im a porn addict
>>158165693purge all those .avi 360p shit also based rich cunt sitting on a mills worth of storage
>>158165693>An XP3 file is a KiriKiri package file often used with visual novels or for storing video game resources
>>158145607Why is there no crowd? It's sad.SA in Aus at the MCG would be getting 90k+
harrowing stuff
>>158165707got a problem with me reading vn's m8?
zachy's bf got the wicket but far too late for saffers
>>158165713youd be a weird cunt irl
>>158165713>wrong use of apostropheYes, I'm sure you "read" them a lot and very well.
>>158165702good goy
>>158165720you caught meThe only VN i have read has been Steins;GatePorn vns are for skipping to the sex scenes and jerking it
>>158165674damn right
>another day of you blokes going on about the small crowd
>>158165731sorry m8 Australia knows how to show up to support their team is all we're saying
I need more webms
>>158165711how does test cricket survive? what's the plan here? can't be playing in empty stadiums for long
>>158165740play it in a country that likes the sport
>>158165740aliens are currently invading durban otherwise the place would be full alright they're all watching from home anyway, test cricket is thriving
>>158165740Its simple lad, import more indians
>>158165730Zoomer slop. Everyone remembers Bevan hitting the winning runs in the ODI or teve Waugh hitting a four off the last ball to get a century. Nobody remembers shit from BBL, it's just pure slop.
>>158165740demote South Africa from test nation status
>>158165748*snores* uh whaa oh sorry unc I did an unc and fell asleep
blud had to copy paste steve waugh cos he couldnt spell it and missed the s lmao
>>158165752
I say we declare at 300 and throw marnus, smudge and lyon at their bowlers for the rest of the day (till 1pm low light sorry)
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF MARNUS YOU SHITBIRD
My marnie :(
>>158165703>also based rich cunt sitting on a mills worth of storagenta, but I built a pc & storage back in 2022 & 2023. some of what I got is now triple what it cost.
Marnus Labooskagnee
>37 (58) in both inningsSending this into numerology
>won't show the replay of bavuma fumbling the ball and using his shrimpish physique to cover it upUnbelievable.
>labooskakgneewhat the fuck am I listening to
>>158165735>play india>indians appearshocking>>158165748I remember when that black guy sexually harassed mel
>>158165765fuck. I was gonna make a post saying it'd be funny if he got 37 in both innings but forgot when I came back from taking a piss
another honest 130 by our 'elite' top 4
>>158165711what are ticket prices like for this match?Monday morning aside, that is a fucking dire turnout, there would be less than a hundred people in shot therethere were more people at the ground when NZ was playing a nothing ODI against the Grimdies a few months agoChrist that lad's photo from the Shield match the other day probably has more spectators in it
MADDINSON b Nortje 48(38)>b
>>158165777you would be lucky to get let into a BBL game whilst on the DSP and NDIS for $9 let alone test cricket in this god forsaken scam country
>>158165777>what are ticket prices like for this matchAbout $10 AUD for general admission. About $20 for a grandstand.
>>158165788
>>158165777Don’t know about this test, but considering buying some tickets for day 4 of the Cape Town test. Checked online and its just under R400 (about 40 nz$).Judging by ticket availability there should be better attendance for that test at least.
>they're filming floragrim
>>158165786>>158165789wew that makes it even worse, that's literally loosebuschangeCricket Australia and Cricket South Africa getting absolutely rinsed here
>they're filming faunadouble grim
>finally some kweensit's about time>back to treespathetic
my email working wonders :D
>>158165802black people are only fauna in western australia
>>158165798get amongst it m8, that's cheap as chips
>>158165752lel unc exposed
>>158165808if you go far enough south africa is western australia
>>158165809>600ml bottle looks tiny in her hands death by snu snu
>relaxing around blaxrip nan
Just fucking wallop the ball already
>>158165812Perth is the capital of South Africa much like Taipei is the capital of China.
>>158165810Agreed. Maybe I’ll ask my dad if he’s keen to go. But I’m not convinced we’ll make it four days
>>158165814Zero chance that's 600ml
I like the birds tbeh
>kkk member working the camerajeez that's brave
>>158165835kinography
>almost off the cut surface>somehow reverse sweeps it to the other side for 4I hate reverse sweeps but that was brilliant.
>rolling blackout stops them from AI generating Carey out of the crease on the review footageShame, maybe next time
god we suck at test cricket
test
bbl
>mfw seb
Poo
its not stealing if you're giving it away
>stall stall stall clouds are coming in and we're guaranteed a draw don't fuck this up lads
where are my based hat chuds today
moved my bed away from the wall
proud of you anon
>>158165969Gf looms
>>158165969vacuuming I presume?
>>158165954nice shop here is the real picture
>>158165977rad
>>158165977fookin prawns
funny thing is if you gave the tickets for free there would still only be about 5 more people come intest cricket is dead. nobody cares anymore
>>158165989applied for an interspecies sex lawyer yet mate
glad the thread is quiet tonight I really should sleep for wageslaving tomorrow
>if I tie my shoelaces just right I will be able to get carey out
might have a sickie tomorrow, drops aren't doing shit for my ear infection
>>158166017bowlers believe such things
>>158166022I've got crazy waxy ears and not sure what to do about it except go through a box of tissues trying to clean them
>>158165924>>158165928>>158165938xhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/x3Hhn2PCoK
>>158166030not clicking that m8 but happy fory ou
>>158166026don't do what I did and stick your keys in there trying to dig it out and fuck everything up, protip
>>158166034copy that
nobody has ever clicked a sebshit link
Mulder heemed himself
KWAB
kwab
mulder's partner haha iykyk
broken fucken arm
I have a luscious full bush that extends onto my thighs, whereas it seems /cric/ is a "shave our balls with a bic razor" type of general
not a soul in the ground wtf is this? doesn't look like any international sport I've seen
I don't get why in a match where you can't sub off, it is completely retarded for anyone in a cricket team to do those dives.The ones in T20 are even more tarded. Someone is gonna fall and slice their neck open on a fence one day imo.>>158166048the truth is out there>>158166065>gotta save a run to ensure the lead might only be 399 instead of 400.
BOWLED THE CUNT SEE YA CAREY YOU DIPSHIT
>>158166068men's netball
getting pretty tired of our left handers chopping on
>>158166033x>>158166039
>>158166065love fences in me sport me
>>158166065Kek what a sperg
>>158166065unbreakable huh
>>158166065dive for it like that again, and it will be the last thing you do hotshot
>>158166080get chopped
Since play ends 45 mins after tea, when does Aus start thinking about declaration?
>>158166106they should do it now, it makes it a game and makes south affika try and win instead of cheating for a draw
to help recoup venue fees Cricket South Africa is considering adding a 6th day to the test to make up for time lost to lighting
>>158166100hypnotic
>Live in a world where electric lights exist>"bad light" is a relevant concept
>>158166112Cricket South Africa is contacted Powderfinger and asked them to perform on the 6th day
more like runsure
runscore was right there...
Love when they pull ridiculous statistics like "most runs scored combined innings tally in a single test as this specific ground"
the webster hypothesis has failed
>stadium lights turned on>several suburbs and two hospitals lose power>Eskom tells the umpires to call off play so their unenergized cables aren't stolen for copper scrap if only there was a better way
*be's comfortably the best test team in the world and also dogshit*
>>158166141he's alright. I know hating green is a tired take, but i'd take Webster over green as a permanent test allroundie
>>158166144
This renshaw bloke is THE GOAT
>>158166141might be replaced with Pooper Connolly next test
levitating to muldering
>>158166150id welcome it
>>158166144wonder if this would've happened under apartheid
Green averaging mid 30s still makes him the joint 3rd best batsman in the team with carey anyway
>>158165521Extremely aesthetic dismissal
>>158166169obviously an indian myna howie come on
>>158166169me reading /cric/
>>158165521this is how id get out if I was playing and on 48
>>158166164>averaging mid 30sbut enough about me being hunted by cougars
>>158165693Based JAV enthusiast
the chad all outthe cowardly declaration
>bat risky when poolapsing could still throw the game>bat slow when games been killed and you're declaration battingwhy
>watched hughes 2009 double 100s highlights>castle sponsors everywhere>jonsson workwear sponsors everywhere>mark nicholas on comms
>>158166186trvthie
>>158166191just stalling till the thirsti break bro
>>158166186think about the batting averages!!!
moarLiekRENSHAWSSANCEaaammiirriye??
>>158166207she doesn't look very welsh to me
the rensurrection continues
>>158166207brb moving to walesland
>>158166212the renshawshank redemption
>>158166220its the nz of europe bro
>>158166222queem QUEEM> hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever diesinnit??
67
has an international bowler ever knocked all 3 stumps out in one ball? i did it in u/12
>>158166232>>158166237keKki
350 is enough, declare NOW NOW NOW NOW
its either declare now or draw simple as
Just waiting for Renno to get his 100
I'm beginning to think South Africa wont be winning this one
>>15816623269
another rentury and we'll declare I reckon
>>158166249he's had enough, he'll get over it
>>158166252
Having a career average above 40 is more important than a mere single century. Just declare when his goes to 40.01 on cricinfo, and protect his not out
Cummins always declares too late imho
Crisp nest build
Maharaj you dirty cheat trying to claim that.
>not sure if it bouncedlmao
no try for aussiestry for SA just rub of the home pitch things
Same old proteas, always cheating
>>158166278comfy
>>158166281>>158166282>>158166286oh no no no no no
>>158166278>the chad south african hawk vs the beta australian pidgeon
Same old SaffersAlways cheatin'
complete luck, he wasnt even looking lol
Completely rigged
>>158166290name?
Watch this get given when the aussie one the other day was not out.
Soith africa just lost the story of the game
>No centuryLost the narrative
>yeah I'm a fast bowler captain I'll just go out in the sun for an hour and get 10 runs that'll help us to victory
DECLARE ALREADY WHY ARE YOU WALKING OUT TO BAT REEEEEEEEEE
>>158166313holy fuck ok thats pretty blatant bros kek
The cowardly, craven captain 'courageous'
Good morning moites. Aussies in command here. When do we think they will declare?
>>158166313
>thats how you do it, smudge
>>158166338Australians trying to claim this after they called Root a cheat
Pat "I gotta get my batting average up" Cummins
Are they going to give that Bedingham "catch" out just like they did with Maharaj?
review, i think he caught that
>>158166324thats the greatest catch ive ever seen
call it off
How can they play in light this bad? Cancel the series
>>158166353>nz fielding34.webm
State of this catching
Average has been improved
PATTY IS PISSED HE'S SLOGGING THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF A SMALL NATION
Okay. This is based.
simon harmless
WE HAVE DECLARED BROS why do I have to sleep I wanted to see them get bowled out :(
fuckin finally
>>158166353>mom can we have travis head>mom: we have travis head at home>travis head at home:
I take it back, that was well worth it just to humiliate the saffas a bit
>>158166380What is a "mom"
>got my runs above 30>that'll make my average look good, time to declare
Why don't other players just hit a bunch of sixes every over?
sometimes you have to forfeit the win to rub the opponents faces in the dirt
>labuskacknee
thank god for the deccy, that just wasn't test cricket if I'm honest
>>158166380>get home>gday lads grab a beer>thanks travlove trave
>deccy on 420>>158166324keKkkk>>158166321gm moite x
>420 leadbet that couple wearing the SS hats are stoked
Another two overs they would have got half-tons.
going to bedshall be upset if I don't see at least two wickets taken when I check the scores tomorrow
Won't this mean that they still take the tea break? Wait nvm:>If an innings ends when 30 minutes or less remain before the agreed time for tea, the interval shall be taken immediately. It shall be of the agreed duration and shall be considered to include the 10-minute interval between innings.
What time have they been stopping due to bad light? Wondering if I should stay up
>>158166407If it were a pie he'd have caught it.
>>158166421like 1am our time
>>158166421~1:30am AEDT
>>158166407poor lad is never gonna live this down :(
>>1581664214:30 local time. So about 2 hours from now.
>tea break host baddie forgot howie's name and called him "the australian man"kek
>>158166380>momFOY
>>158166444shes got nice tits
>>158166448>>158166444umm..webm la???
>>158166466
why's he getting ready? did smith have a tism rage about getting renmogged again
>>158166444thats how they flirt over there, howie gonna get some, close his eyes and think of Isa
