Tards
Loins
Berdz
can't wait to watch my defense get carved up by jacoby fucking brisket
Wess go Wions!!!
Go Cards
is this sheppards last dance? we can only hope
Goof
>first drive wastedPack it in loins bros it's ogrePetzing cannot figure out how to start a game to save his life
Good first series Cards, a lot of game left.
>first brisket pass is 11 yards Pack it in loins bros it's ogre
About to be a career day vs the lions D
>my cardinals loseGood. I embrace the struggle.>my cardinals winGood. Luv winning.
Cant wait for petzing to get smoked by the berds. Revenge is gonna be good
it’s never been more ogre
>ANOTHER long completion against Detroit on third and longWHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>blitzing for no reason>leaving the middle of the field wide opensame shit every week, fire kelvin sheppard into the sun
>>158154821Nigga it is early and my Cards suck
Sideline babe spotted
Nigga wtf....
Glad Dan was able to elevate his buddies into important positions on his staff. Hope it was worth it to waste one of the best rosters in the league.
Lmao Lions kind of suck holy shitWhy aren't they using Whiteside instead of all these midgets? Must have some sort of bro culture where Shep picks who he personally likes.
Are "explosive plays" a subset of bets on gambling apps now? I've heard the term "explosive play" more in the last few weeks than in 25 years of watching football.
this team will never win anything with Brad Holmesyou could have a non-retarded DC and he'd still be working with putrid personnelthis season is over
>>158155175Poach Flores
>>158154903this defense is literally historically bad
brad holmes is so fucking dumb
>>158155414It's the Cards and they are starting Jacoby Brissett on purpose. Lions aren't winless.
PETZING SCREEN ON 3RD AND LONG LMFAO SO GLAD WE GAVE THIS CLOWN TO THE LIONS
>Goof
>>158155430>drew petshitI'm glad this bald faggot is out of AZ at least
>-9
holmes and campbell don’t know how to hire talented people. they got very lucky with ben johnson
>Negative rushing and passing yards into the second quarter
Yeah this team stinks
Man...
>penalty for tackling a guykek
Carry us gibbsy
>>158155634Trvke
GIBBS ME DAT
>WR1 returning puntswhat are we doing here
FOOOOOOOM (both these teams suck dick) BLEEEE
>>158155969just smile and nod along
our lions still suck
feed pls? :(
>>158156002why
>>158155989it was a good return until he foombled, maybe he should do it more often
>>158156002Just ordered a pizza
how are you gonna let a big white TE juke you like that
I'll take itCards what was that
LAPORTA TD
And you Lions fans will still find something to complain about.
Guess the loins had better pay LaPorta
how the fuck do people watch this fucking faggot sport. one play then an uber eats ad, an unfunny insurance ad, gambling site ad, beer ad, shitty new movie ad. one more play, iphone ad, another gambling ad, car ad
>>158156229Our defense will always be worthy of complaining about. The offense is only complained about by retards.
>>158156264>The offense is only complained about by retards.Offense had a chance to win the game last week and went three and out after giving up a terrible sack
Anybody else see that pony tail on the water bottle girl next to Goff?
>>158156253Additional commercials were added so people could check on their fantasy team, order food online, and put a bet on a game. It's all by design. Most fans don't even watch the game, they look at their phones and occasionally watch a play if it was big.
>>158156316Literally me while I post on ess pee fr fr
>>158156253It would have been nice to see some explanation about how that obvious first down wasn't a first down, but we got commercials instead.
>>158156316Speak for yourself. I've never once received a survey or poll asking if I was okay with more and more ads being added to everything.
>>158156357>I've never once received a survey or pollI have, I answered yes that I want more ads
Jahmyr Gibbs the type of dude that you don't even care if he fucks your wife. He's just got that much aura.
>>158156264It's acceptable to complain about the slow starts on offense, especially in light of the defenseThey need to score on every possession to balance the shit defense against good teams
>>158156413u gay
>>158156302haha what is her job haha
JUST GIB IT TO GIBBS
Call me a zoomer if you want, but Jahmyr Gibbs has to be better than Barry Sanders at this point, no?
Look what happens when you gibbs him run blocking
wow he can catch
Holy shit he caught it amen
my girthy loins
>>158156294>>158156414You both raise fair points, I'll give you that
The Detroit Lions are playing complementary football, I repeat, the Detroit Lions are playing complementary football.
KELVIN "THE NIGGER" SHEPPARD FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO CALL A DEFENCE, WE ARE SO BACK.
>>158156633they're sure trying real hard for a team that won't make the playoffs.
>>158156656>>158156692They're also playing against the tardinals
shoop da woop screen pass
this game just might be a blow out if you know what I mean
>>158156718Their offense has been pretty good in every game besides the seahawks, their defense is terrible though
petzig mogging ben johnson at his own gimmick, holy.
Where was this run blocking against the panturds?
>>158156841dan told sheppard he was going to demote his sorry ass if we gave up 30 points again so he locked in
Roger McCreary looking like prime Darrelle Revis
