I am so confused. What just happened? Did we get jannied, or is /sp/ just stupid fast right now?
>>158156802>rags
5 games played with a -19 differential is nuts
>>158156823Tranny janny had a breakdown
>>158156823jannie made a move
they were supposed to be elite...
I got a warning for being too based >:DDDDD
Right back at it in the "Big Apple" with no better way to close out the weekend than by Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>158156879:D
>>158156802cute
>>158156946
>>158156823The queer made an off topic queer off thread, not hockey related. It got shoahed.
Excited for the Garandathon
petey won the faceoff vs miller
I am so sick and tired of Finnish goaltending.
RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!!!WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
>sgar
>>158157154enjoy:DD
>>158157136Yes
when is the john scott movie coming out?when is the dave ayres movie coming out?
>>158157076>Poehling gets poled
i like hockeyYou like hockeyWe all like hockey :)
>>158157225You can watch the movie about that fag who was the first open fag in the NHL except he never made it to NHL and instead of working hard in the AHL to get to the NHL he made a movie about himself while you wait for those two movies.
>>158156802hockey is gay :)
rempe is gonna need to get into the lineup if he's gonna score 30...
>>158157154Finnish goalies gain +10 if they make car noises. Fact.
buium sucks
>>158157275That's a pretty embarrassing embellishment, even if the latinx's stick should be up there.
>>158157299>Once upon a time.... There was a man... Who made hockey history... By being the first hockey player.. TO STICK HIS PENIS IN A BUTTWas he really the first and pioneer of butt fucking and playing hockey at the same time? I mean comon hockey has been around alooooong timeand how is this even important in anyway I hate modern times
>>158157043Correct
That was some kino continuous action.
>>158157448>was he the first to do a thing he didn't claim to doprobably not?
> "I've ordered all players to wear their cups on the outside. This will improve player safety thus lowering my insurance costs, plus I'll sell more tickets to hockey skanks and lgbtq fans, since our existing ungrateful fans are stupidly staying home. Another brilliant move by me."
>>158157448Look, Gary is the Walt Disney of ice hockey, and that means that not everything he says bears the mark of truth Most of what he does, he does in the shadows of hockey... where we can't see him do the disgusting things that must be done in the name of, um... hockey
>>158157043That thread had been up for 5 hours you retarded tranny janny. Go fuck yourself with a knife.>>158157410If his surname was Bowen he would be good.>>158157487Nobody gave a fuck about who owned the Dead Wings before this summer. Nobody was criticizing ownership. Now all of a sudden there's a bunch of fags who want him to sell the team.
KRAKEN SCAAAAAAAAAAR
>the district of Columbia
Freddy G!!!
>>158157410>>158157461>>158157618Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you about this, but...Is your Thanksgiving always on Columbus Day?
damn reffies >:(((((
>shoot out in Prince George
>>158157651No idea
>>158157676I just asked Google, YesYes, it is always on Columbus Day
>>158157651Thank you for the question! Both holidays follow the same “rules” so they’re always on the same day every year. Unfortunately here in Canada though we don’t celebrate Christopher Columbus Blue Jacket and his accomplishments nearly enough.
im gonna Krak all over bros I can't stop Krakking AHHGHHGG
>>158157563> t. Samir on vpn again
>>158157700Interesting. Well, Happy Columbus weekend anon.
>rags
Jake DeBrusk hot streak continues.
>>158157734Well, I guess you don't have enough Spaniards in your country to justify it; that makes sense >I can still trick or treat in Canada, though, right? If I happen to show up, someone will give me at least one Snickers bar, yes?
>>158157836You’re more likely to get a Coffee Crisp if you go trick or treating up here.
https://youtu.be/RTGaRA-aPM4
hello
>>158157836most stores have that nestle goyslop box that has kit-kats, aero bars, coffee crisps, and smarties in it so you have a like 25% chance
>>158157882Good enough to justify the trip>Thanks for the info, and please continue enjoying your Day of Thanks, brother
kraken are not currently losing
>>158157957Hi, welcome to /hoc/, the friendliest place on the Internet
>>158157986Based and krakenpilled
>>158156823Yeah
>>158158023It won't last long
>>158157958I like collecting Smarties until the urge not to eat Smarties subsides, which is not often, so they tend to build up and I end up throwing a lot of them out
It's great that Gavin McKenna was drafted by the Toronto Maple Leafs and lives in Canada. He can be sentenced for a crime and get a reduced punishment due to the mitigating circumstance of his indigenous background.
>>158158052Chin up
dreading Monday, lads
>>158158216oh lawd, Monday's coming
>>158158066Perfect candidate for Hockey Canacuck's Board, is Mr. Brass.
>>158158250He's able to afford adequate housing, so fewer people have to watch jerk off >This idea has merit and deserves further discussion
>>158158216I'm not dreading Monday lads, because I don't work on Mondays anymore
>>158158341Same. 4x10 chad here
>dreading Columbus Daysad
>>158158066there is literally nothing wrong with ceremonial masturbation at Starbucks
RANGERRRRRRRRRRRSWOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOO
>more dangerous in the Capital
Who’s the rags back up goalie
Flames haters btfoed
>>158158491nice job dan
>>158158491Based Milstein#WeAreGoldStar
>>158158488spencer martin -_-
Shaikhlislamov is going to be elite
OK, BOONER
protas holy shit that was almost like vintage ovi
my Loinsies :)
>>158158341
>>158158427True, but doing it in a bakery is.>>158158491Why would an agent ask for a trade?
Since no one else is saying it I will: These Rangers jerseys look awful.
>>158158679If a team isnt giving the 18-21 year olds a chance to play they want out.
go flyers
>>158158714Flyers suck
>>158158491Translation >they suck so my clients get lots of ice time and can bust like Zary but still get paid
>>158158491> Daniel Milstein was born to a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kyiv, Ukraine,
>>158158679even in a bakery there can be justification
Garand is looking like a thousand bucks. A grand, if you will.
>>158158701But that should come from the 18-21 year olds then, not the agents. Unless it's true that the agents are running the NHL, which they (((themselves))) always deny.
mfw flyers hockey
>>158158829>shot, shot, shot, shot>shot, shot, shot, shot>pingThe Garand experience
>>158158866Fuck me, how did I miss that lol
Are the flames or flyers worse?
>>158158895flames
>>158158866
>>158158829For some reason Swedish hockey pundits have started to use the term "he looks like a round million" this season. Apparently it comes from harness racing and means "looks like a winner". Annoying nevertheless.
>>158158917>Swedish hockey punditsWho is the best Swedish media talking head? Like the Swedish version of O Dog.
rags pp time >:)
>>158158979>best>o dog
>whatever the hell the flyers doing right now it's workinglol
YES HE MCCANN!!!!
>>158158979Probably Sanny Lindström. Even as a player he always had spot-on analyses about the game when he got interviewed during breaks.Staffan Kronwall, Niklas Kronwall's younger brother is good too.
What’s the flyers so shit this year
Noooooooooooooooo.........
>>158159058Why**
>>158159058>>158159080aids
that's bonkers xD
RANGERS LEAD THE WAYWOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why does DC even have any sports teams
Lads....I think the Kraken has been released
Just one more for the meme
>>158159058they hate tocchet most likely
>>158159145Big city big surrounding area. What kind of shitty question is that?
shane wright and matty beniers lead the kraken over the krapitals!
>>158159058
>crapitals
>>158159145Because otherwise we'd have to root for a Pennsylvanian team, and I can't think of a much worse fate.
>>158159145Relocate them to Baltimore.
bonk learning the rules
>Straya just said he's like to mix up a bit of cream and stick it into a sweet bun teehee
Wasn't expecting a win, gg caps
The Kraks are coming. Stay scared, m8.
flyers are winning today
>>158159340hell yeah dude
>>158159296GG. Caps excel in losing games that look like they should be an easy win.I would legit be afraid to face the Flames, especially if they haven't gotten a win yet.
>>158159296Happy for yah
>>158159145>Why does DC even have any sports teams>why does the richest area in the United States have sports teams
remember ville leino?
>marco rossi will pay no fine for his egregious display after he got poked in the titty Gary, we need to have a group meeting about "diving" and "officiating"
>>158159465Gary here. I checked your jersey buys as well. Thanks for calling <click>.
>>158157275HE GOT SHOTSNIPER IN THE CROWD
>add for a new covid vaxx alternativeHow is this even still a thing?
>>158159523Gary’s
>>158159446>Buffalo gets new owners>signs Leino and Ehrhoff to huge contracts>misses the playoffs for the next 15 years
He is out of the crease
>>158159439better question: Why aren't the pro sports teams given franchises highlighting the military branches >Football is covered with the Commanders; Army is Go already; they must have seen me coming >the Nationals become the Leathernecks, Ooh Rah>the Capitals become the Naval franchise in DC, >Destroyers/Clippers/Cruisers; just make sure it's a naval vessel and not a second Jets team>and the basketball team will be the Air Force team in DC; name them after the Redtails and watch those celebrate. I love a block party, where the BBQ Soccer can be the Coast Guard team, I guess
>Landon DuPont is a jack of all trades, master of none. He’s a Top 15 Talent, but he’s 2-3 years ahead of his age group developmentally physically and isn’t a dynamic skater. Can he turn into an Adam Fox for sure, but he’s not a Guaranteed Franchise Altering Player. He’s not.this is bad for the flames...
Lanky trying to have a melty for no reason
>>158159609what the fuck are you talking about retard
>>158159623DC's franchise names suck and need repurposing >
>>158159620How the fuck would anyone know this
>>158159651by calculating his P(Doom)
>>158159651Watching hockey games
>>158159666*holds up spork*
>Hongcouver
just checked the analytics and it says that we need to get more pucks in the nets
prev >>158143368
YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE MIGHTY RANGERS
How do the Canucks put up with this disgrace
>>158159715poppycock, that's just balderdash
>>158159715They need to fire their coolie half-caste coach
>>158159715Personally I’m drunk
>>158159735Hi, Drunk, I'm Dad...
>>158159649trbrother won at life. why didn't you?
>>158159715feels like they've been shit since the Sedin twins
>>158159735Best of luck. Things will get better.
>>158159735based
>>158159620>random no name scout's opinion
>>158159751t. trb sr. to trb before disinheriting him from the property
>>158159705>>158159752Took you long enough to reset your router
>scorefull draw in Coachella Valley
>>158159777>>158159802>bubblin over me when i wasn't even hereKWABB
>scoreless draw
>>158159777The other schizo queer must be too stupid to do that, so Samir has sads.
>>158159666checked
what's she listening to?
>>158159933I tried listening to the radio feed last time I was at a game, but it had like a 3 minute delay
https://youtu.be/KPKNkELaKIA
>Philthy
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
canucks worse than i thought
How long until tocceht gets fired
Woo rangers!
3rd goalie skateblade I've seen come loose this seasondid they switch technology?
>AAAHHHHH
>>15816005216 months.
Imagine losing to the >rags
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>that moustache comment
Another dominate performance by the mighty Rangers. Glad I get to hold my head held high
not a good season debut for bonk
>>158159340Do you enjoy lying to /hoc/ ?Do you enjoy being a piece of shit LIAR
duck fans are making fun of the flyers...
>>158160272KWAB
I wonder if Tye Kartye and Cardi B are friends
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>158160272probably cause ducks are better than the flyers do the flyers even FLY?
shit that was my svech one
what do leafs have to be thankful for
Randy is so fucking based. Eat cock lol
>>158160405An early game tomorrow
>>158160522>2 shit teams
>oliv-3r bonk
>>158160602>kitties vs dabres it'll be entertaining
The Seattle Kraken are no longer the Seattle Krapen
Flyers vs Flames is going to be so much fun
>>158160644Let's not get carried away
>rags dominate/hoc/ eternally BTFO
>>158160644hockey mommy was the problem
any good games this week???
the pacific is the most interesting division this year
The refs should look out for the Hurricanes cheating when coming off the bench. They had obviously 7 guys on the ice on their second goal.
>>158160721They have a winning record against the rest of the league
how do you rank the top 5 finns in the nhl???
>>158160851my finns > your finns
>>158160851Can’t even name 5
for me it's dorsal fins
Got a brisket poutine coming
>>158160670FUCK YOU
>>158161027
>>1581608511. Miro Heiskanen2. Sebastian Aho3. Mikko Rantanen4. Roope Hintz5. Braddu Lämbertu
the flyers will be hosting a 'chalk talk' with rick tocchet on october 22nd where the season ticket holders get to sit and chat with the flyers head coach
TO ANOTHER YEAR OF BEING ABSOLUTELY MID AND HAVING NO SHOT AT A CUP WHILE LEDECKY AND MALKIN TRY TO APPEAL TO THE ZOOMERS GOD FUCK LAMORIELLO
>>158161207this is just like my Islanders fr fr
>>158161207They should be called Long Island Islanders and Manhattan Rangers desu. Nobody in Albany or Ithaca cheer for the Rangers or the Islanders. Those teams are not representative for the state of New York.
how do we fix the leastern conference?
>>158161349Nobody calls the mets the "queens mets" or the yankees the "Bronx Yankees" you dumbfuck swede
albany is river rat clay
>>158161366Nobody even knows what the Mets are and the Yankees belong to the entire USA. They are America's team.
The GOJHL Sarnia Legionnaires have lost 57 consecutive games.
JANKED!
>>158161420doesn't everyone hate the yankees
Still no wins for the flyers
they showed a graphic on the broadcast that reminded me of this outdated pic I had
>>158161530>setting a franchise record for winless games>just like the Flames
>>158161503Jomboy likes them
>>158161503Every normiefag for the past 10-15 years have been wearing yankees caps, so obviously not.
>>158161503
>>158161503>>158161598Shitloads of people who don't even care about baseball wear Yankees, and oddly Reds gear.
>>15816159870% of those people only wear them because they have NY on them, just like people wearing Dodgers hats
that's 11 straight losses for the flyers
>>158161598yeah but that's yankees as casual fashion or being foreigners. the yankees are like vegas except with different reasons for other fans to be annoyed.
Loads of nu-males wear golden knights gear
>>158161688is that boston rob? what a traitor
The new peloton ad SUCKS
>flyer5
>come to /hoc/>everyones talking about the yankeesgood lord. what a waste of a thread.
>>158161611Is that a fresh yankees fitted???
>>158161366have you seen the queens mets or the yankees from da bronx? homie
>>158161760I thought they were already chapter 7'd
>>158161802the yankee posts are bots
is jomboy rags or gaybres or islels or debbies
>>158161802Imagine if this thread was gay and chinese
Any good games?
>>158161882>hong k6uver
>>158161901Not until Tuesday.
>>158161882That would only happen if the thread was relocated to Vancouver or San Jose.
>>158161938
>>158161834most bots were recently blown up by ukraine, which is why twitter's traffic has been cut in half
>>158161901Barys vs Sibir should be a good Eurasian tilt
Rick Tocchet hockey baby!
>>158161901Anon... the games.. they're already over.. and there are only 3 tomorrow again.Gary has to be fucking stopped.
>>158162159>already overmuch like trb's life
chat, is this TRUE?????
>>158162251Jen
>>158160104how did that even happen?
>goalie game misconduct He didn't even do anything in the fight in front of the net -__-
>>158162251based
Stop bullying the flyers. They are good boys who are doing their best.
>>158162267Didn't drink enough milk.
Ai sucks, trying to make it so he's holding up the Stanley Cup but I just can't the spices right
>>158162289>stop bullying the broad street bullies
>>158162305Probably true. I just drank a big glass of milk and I'm not out for the season.
>>158162289not even torts could fix them
huomneta
>>158162311fuck I havent watched that in forever. Thanks for the idea anonski
>>158162267You tear your ACL
A MONSTER A MONSTERI'VE TURNED INTO A MONSTER
>>158162251
>>158162468/hoc/ is a reddit genny
>>158162339Good morning Aarni
1. Gretzky2. Orr3. Bure4. Lemieux5. Linden6. Howe7. Crosby8. H Sedin9. D Sedin10. Forsberg
>>158162589Not even the most hardcore delusional Sedin fans have them above Peter Forsberg on a list.
Huomenta but the opposite
1. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi2. All I Need3. Lucky4. Kid A5. Reckoned6. Present Tense7. Nude8. Bloom9. Everything in It's Right Place10. Let Down
>>158162755Based Weird Fishes enjoyer but where's no surprises
@GrokWhich NHL referee or linesman has the best ass?
he can tocc the tocc but he so far can't wocc the wocc
1. Fire Walk with Me2. Episode 29: "Beyond Life and Death3. Episode 14: "Lonely Souls4. Pilot 5. Part 176. Part 187. Episode 8: "May the Giant be with You"8. Episode 2: "Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer"9. Part 1610. Episode 9. "Coma"
tocc tuah
>>158156802stenberg's like>he used me as support to stand back up :DD
>>158162589Swap 1,4 and jump slide Sid up to 5 .>>158162626I would t.the most hardcore delusional Sedin fan
>>158162853and spit on that bald head
>>158162892hell yeah me too the sedins are my goat(s)
https://youtu.be/Rw9wq8qUNg0
>>158162832He knows he's getting fired soon
>>158163046he needs to show up to the next game with a turkish hair transplant
>3 games today>3 games tomorrow>2 games on Wednesday>2 games on Friday>2 games on SundayWHEN WILL THE FUCKING CHAOS END?
>>158163332Gary is trying to ween us off of hockey instead of cutting us off colt turkey.
>>158163332>add 64 extra games to the schedule>somehow this results in less hockey than ever on tv
>>158162755All I NeedNudeSail to the MoonI Might be WrongExit Music (For a Film)Jigsaw Falling into PlaceMorning Bell2+2=5A Punch Up at a WeddingPyramid Song
>>158163332at least he went apeshit for tuesdays games and the whole league is playing
>>158163638Yeah thats kinda the problem
>>158163638true, an even spread would be far more enjoyable
Do the wild have a backup goalie? They’re the only team to play one goalie this year.
>>158163521Every game is on hockey.tv
>>158163791My fantasy team thanks them
Usually Gary likes to have day games ok holidays but he can only have 3 tomorrow because of the stupid ass frozen frenzy shit.
>>158163791Minnesota Wild: Peter ThomeThe 29-year-old was hired by the Wild as a hockey operations analyst on Aug. 25, the same day he was named their EBUG. Thome, who was selected by the Columbus Blue Jackets in the sixth round (No. 155) of the 2016 NHL Draft, played four seasons at the University of North Dakota (2017-21), going 19-14-4 with a 2.24 goals-against average, .904 save percentage and three shutouts in 45 games He most recently played two games with Maine in the ECHL in 2022-23.
>>158163521It's 32 more games retard-kun. Go fail 3rd grade math somewhere else
>>158163849shut the fuck up nerd
>>158163752meant for >>158163737
>>1581627551. How To disappear completely2. The tourist3. True Love Waits4. Kid a5. Myxomatosis6. Where I end you begin7. Talk show host8. Street Spirit9. Fake plastic trees10. Creep
bedard is about to be able to be fully contacted on his body by his teammates in practice
>>158162589kek what a bitchlist
I'm a fan of all 32 teams on the same day desu
>>158163931is now able to be*i need to lay off the kosher kush
>I put the frozen frenzy on a fucking Tuesday when everyone will be at work and totally fucked up the hockey schedule for weeks to come. You can thank me later.
>>158163977You can watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune if there's no games you like when they're on#crosspromo
>>158163958It should be the Saturday after the super bowl
We don't talk shit about Jeopardy here
>>158163791Gus is injured
>>158161882Dude, where's Macau?
>>158164055>Picking up Calvin Pickard
>>158164055When the hell did Gus get injured?Found some news. Guess he had hip surgery in May. Why so late?
>>158163332yell at the NHLPA and the owners
>>158164291goalie's hips get rekt every now and then so his injury must have been pretty bad to take him out of the playoffs I guess
Landon DuPont, you better start learning Vancouvinese
>>158163849>32 teams>each team plays an extra 2 games>for a total of 64 games
>>158162589Hello fellow delusinal canucks fan
I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by (You)
>>158164709Tank commander I kneel
Todd Mcfarlane needs to step in and bring hockey back to Arizona
>>158164713>32 teams will play on tuesdayhow many games will there be on tuesday?
Imagine being worse than Detroit. Flyers should just tank.
>>15816475716
>>158164713
>>158164760so each team is only gonna play 1 extra game?
>>158164751can always rely on finnish goaltending to get the (tank) job done
/hoc/ math more like /hoc/ meth
Good morning go flames
>>158164709his gaa went down today :')
>>158164713cant wait to see the calgary flames vs the calgary flames
It’s just Vancouver finally wins the lottery and the gut they draft is a bigger bust than yakupov
>>158164802you are almost certainly correct
>>158164781Who do they play next?
>>158164802don't worry, toronto got the bust of the decade out of the way last draft
>>158164805Ducks gain, our flames can have their revenge
>>158164805the quackers on chewsday
I really really hope the flames go 0-84-0
>>158164831gary said on his website that gavin has the fastest burst speed out of any 18 year old (since they started tracking that)and you gotta be fast these days let me tell ya it's a doggy dog world out there and you don't want to be dogg'd
oh man you guys will get a kick out of this goalie's name
Celebrini and Bedard are rightful Canucks clay
>>158164864true they even train in vancouver in the offseason
>>158164847his burst speed is slightly above if not directly comparable to other recent high draft picks in a similar age bracket?well fuck me, i look like a complete fool, i better go help out planning the parade
>>158164855sacred heart is an F/D+ programof course they're not gonna pay a pro graphic designer for some paki shitter's mask
Kiiskinen got a hat trick for my Griffies :)
>>158164884Who
>>158164870look man i'm just on dangerously high amounts of hopium right now
>>158164847I would have thought he had a faster shot. Guess that's relatively easy to improve.
>>158164836>>158164837So another flames loss? nice
>>158164901Rookie that Detroit got from Preds in exchange for Gibson. (Not the Goalie).He is the first rookie to have a hat trick for Griffins since 2013. Think he had another assist on top of the natural hat trick. It was against the Chicago Wolves.
>>158164757i work from home on thursdays, not tuesdaysgary should've set the schedule to please me in particular>:(
>>158164864Shoulda tanked earlier if you wanted him. He's ours now.
>>158164864Also Bedard just had the chance to basically go anywhere he wanted.. and he chose to stay with the blackhawks. The Blackhawks who have done nothing with their rebuild to build around Bedard as a player.????? WHY did he stay?
>>158164855Ajeet is short for AjeetpalAjeetpal :)
>>158164959>>158164976those twinks are too loyalhowever, the canucks do hold aiden celebrini hostage and that could be a factor in luring celebrini home...
>>158164976He's used to being a 1 or 2 man show
>>158164976hes not strong enough to break the nealy curse
>>158164995Who even is his #2 on the hawks?
>Kraken fire Ronny sidedeals >immediately start scoring goalsWhat did Gary mean by this?
>>158165025kane and/or nazar
>>158164987they'd have to actually let him play. isn't he graduating soon?
>>158165042Evander Kane is on the Blackhawks now?
>>158165062if only just for the drama factor, but no, it's patty kaner
>>158165059it looks like it, if he just did a standard 4 year degree and isn't going for masters or whatever
knights rule
>>158165113eichel is on pace for 164 points
>>158165116#sustainable
>>158165116still mogged by connor
>>158165124he's on pace for 213i highly doubt it happens but it would be cool to see somebody get 200+ points again
>>158165112odds that he's been wearing giant ankle weights as part of an elaborate ploy to bypass an unwanted draft result?
>>158165121he probably levels out at 120-125
>>158165215i said they were going to ruin Wolf last season, and they did.
>>158165222cooley is better and cooler and taller than wolf anyways
>flyers
>>158165215That's perfection
>>158165215#1 most aesthetic statistical rating in the league
>>158165215>7.5mill per season
>californian goaltending
>>158165215Truly a perfect tank thus farWay to go flames :))
>>158165351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8iuQNC-jgo
>>158165415i wonder if people in OC still preserve their ancient tradition of never calling it 'the' OC
laine
is
really
truly
finnish
Luckpuck will never be relevant
>>158165631
enjoying some kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1awiC5BI9PA
G
knights play the mild today
>>158165793if you had to bet your life and also your families life and also all of your friend's lives and also all of the celebrities and actors and random people who you haven't met but also like, if you had to bet ALL of their lives on who would win, and if you were wrong they would all die, who would you bet their lives on
>>158165813i don't gamble bro
>>158165820hey fair enough
>>158165793Gary has bestowed us Euros the privilege of watching Sabres-Panthers though
>>158165874i hope you enjoy it to the fullestwho do you, personally, want to win?
>>158165882Sabres and Dahlin to dab on the Tkuck bros
>>158165820I don't believe Gary's ideal zogbot doesn't follow his programming
dabreskitties tonite :)
>>158165897Here you go lil buddy
>>158165894based and same
Otter is a frau-
Big dick cric and small cock hoc. LOL LMAO
>>158165920d
Starting thanksgiving with the marners
>>158165956Stop fugging sheep.
>>158165956small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
Gaybres. Panties are absolutely fucked without Barkov. Snes. Devlels have not hit their bottom yet. Mild. Vegass has had a very soft schedule, Quacks their toughest opponent wtf?
>>158166042Nothing wrong with keeping it soft
>>158166014NOOOOOOOO i said it first
mackinnon merchant?
>>158166090ppg without Mcsofty. Works for me.
>>158166090are you unable to read?
>>1581661092ndary assist merchant
Flames are carrying out potentially the most impressive tank of all time
>>158166109no cups without mccup either
trvke
>>158166183as we've come to expect from the panther's farm team
>>158166163Who?
Huomenta
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>158166090This guy is made of glass damn. Played a full season once and then was injured every other game since lmao
>>158166352Normal for these new gen finns, not enough milk.
>>158166360I mean he's undeniably a great player, I just didn't realize he was actually that injury prone. Necas is a bum compared to Moose
>>158166360How do we get Finns back in shape?
>>158166464Proper binning procedure
I've heard reports that Americans put the jam on the bread before the peanut butter
>>158166346
>Calgary Flames 0-5-0 .000
My Devils can do this! Senators more like Shitators!
>>158166527Imagine the poor guy who gets drafted first 2027 and has to sign with them
>>158166556>omg I lost hockey games!I think they'll be ok
>>158166514Most Americans are completely unredeemable heathens, but thanks for the updates, Sven>i highly recommend the goobers honey spread and chocolate spread, pretty damn tasty
>>158166296nathan mackinnon, cup winner
>>158166464God I envy Finns
>>158166594>would rather eat this disgusting concoction than combining a bag of jelly and box of peanut butterit's both lazy and disgusting
>>158166594raped bitch
was getting a ton of groceries yesterday and kept putting them on the conveyor to the point it was starting to build up, but the cashier didn't care and kept grabbing more and more items until finally I had to step.in and say " I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
>>158166621Agreed
>>158166548Cute :3
Good Morning, Sunrise>the /hoc/ says "Hello"You twinkle above us>We twinkle below also, welcome Sabs fans and all the rest for a very special early game on a very special Thanksgiving Day(Can)
>>158166527Is there a betting platform that takes bets on when their first W will be ?
Redpill me about the SHL this season.
>>158166839>>158166859Isn't that your obligation simply because of proximity alone, Olaf?>Frölunda HC and Färjestad BK have jumped out to commanding leads at the top of the table>IF Björklöven, playing in the SHL for the first time in 25 years, has had an explosive start to their season and is sitting comfortably near the top of the standings>Skellefteå AIK, coming off their 5th title last season, remain a heavy favorite but are facing stiff competition in a deep field
>>158166594The only variant we have is Skippys with cocolate
>>158166839Would be too easy to bet
>>158166839You could do it manually by betting on them to lose and then letting it ride until the game you think they will win
>>158166885This will be a blowout and probably McKenna's first hat trick >>158166891Thanks I'm gonna let it ride till nov 2nd
>>158166859jack berglund has 8 points in 8 games
>>158166616Was he on the roster? Never did much it seems.
>>158166621>a bag of jelly and a box of peanut butterOnly in Canada, eh?
>>158166616MacKinnon has never won a conference final game without Rantanen carrying his faggot ass.https://youtu.be/rZfJTMpVIkc
oilers rape this shit
Am considering a few cheeky beers tonight ngl. It's not often Gary offers us Monday night hockey at Euro hours.
>>158167012he was above a p/gp and lead the team in goalsso yeah, you being a retard isnt a factor
>>158167048>if you lose you winRantanen has never won a cup without MacKinnon carrying his faggot ass.
>>158167092Rantanen had more points than MacKinnon in 2022. MacKinnon got carried by Makar and Rantanen
>>158167070What ya gonna get?I don't drink anymore, but I'm a huge fan of beers with nitrous widgets
Reminder: there is nothing wrong with being a faggot ass
>>158167114>assists are worth more than goalslmao
>>158167075Still no bells ringing about this who. Must be another Laine type.
>>158167131its ok to admit you're a retard
>>158167117For krauts and canacucks, it's normal.
>>158167127Why can't MacKinnon score in the WCF without Rantanen carrying him?
>>158167148why cant rantanen win in the wcf without mack to score all the goals?
>>158167134Maybe mckichoker should do that.
>>158167157>won>calls him a chokerthanks for recognizing mack and that you're a retard
>>158167162>carried by a finnKwab
omg its almost game time
>Insider: Radish for Whitecloud is a done deal. Chayka says it's a dynamic league, just like a Wendy's franchise, and laffs need Whitecloud's spirit animal.
>>158167166>carried a finn2ez
>>158167117But how will you reproduce?
>>158167155He can win more than MacKinnon can>swept by vegas after muh presidents' trophy
>>158167206>chokedKwab
>>158167213>canthis cope
>engaging a pod person in conversation concerning sexual reproductionHow incredibly disrespectful to his people and culture, you ignorant slut
>>158167214>won>retard finn has lost all the same sincectsmu
>>158167213KWABOTY
Happy Columbus Day
>>158167224>mcchoke still chokingKwab
>>158167234>if you win you lose
>>158167227Yet the nyse is still open :(
Could the next thread be flames themed please? They are playing tomorrow
>>158167240>if you're mcchoke, you chokeKwab
>>158167249>winning is chokingretard alert
>>158167244
>>158167254>mcchoke is chokingKwab
>>158167261>doubles down on retardationi see we're done here
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