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It's over.
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Beating the Seahawks is equivalent to winning the Super Bowl for 40-Mexican fans
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>Brady openly shitting on the coaching and lazy/careless players
He's kinda based.
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I have literally no idea what the 2nd half will look like
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>>158157091
If they gave out trophies for regular season wins against the team that embarrassed you in the playoffs last year, the niners would have like 4 trophies in the last 4 years.
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Seazoomers can't handle a lil uncball
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>>158157091
Gracen Halton is a beast. Can't believe we wasted so much time on alfred collins and cj west. Lynch you suck ass at drafting. Just stick to day 3 picks faggot
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>>158157091
Gonna be hilarious when both of these teams cuck the lambs out of the playoffs
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Purdy is about to be 5-1 in his career playing in seattle and people still act like lumen field is some scary location like it's the LOB era
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
KILL THEM MURDER THESE MOTHERFUCKERS I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM
2ND HALF FUCKING KILL
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Drew Lock would be 4-0 and currently winning this game.
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2nd half 49iggers time for your spanking lmao
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>>158157124
I hope we get a full chimpout and brawl between teams but I fear the halftime break will put a damper on what was building.
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>>158157124
We're gonna get at least one more ejection.
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>>158157091
He should be even more racist because he's just like me fr fr
Fuck Commiefornians though I hate those niggers so much it's unreal. They ruined my state and I want them to go back to where they came from
>inb4 Brady came from the Bay Area too
That's where I developed my racism too what a coincidence
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>>158157139
I have never said that btw.
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second
half
team
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>>158157128
hang the banner
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>>158157139
What's his record there in January
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Thats what happens when you don’t pay your runningback :)
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>>158157165
Rodgers is also from there and grew up a $(ERS fan
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>>158157166
I did
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Can he win it for the Jagwires?
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>>158157139
Is Lumen Field the same as Centurylink? I don't remember
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>>158157114
Boo hoo. You just won a Super Bowl.
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>>158157198
*qwest
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>>158157137
Based tangent allied goal
Kek

fug smell a
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kek saarhawks
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>>158157198
yeah they renamed it. "the clink" was a cooler name but xeattle just had to make everything gayer
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>>158157165
All the great racists come from Bay Area. Thats why 49ers are america's team
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lol I’ve never even seen a Pajeet before and I live in the Bay Area
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>>158157220
are you talking about the azn ones the spic ones or the white ones
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>>158157201
Asterisk superbowl against Shit Maye. If you don't beat the Chiefs, it doesn't count.
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>>158157216
It only identifies as Lumen.
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Seacocks only won the super bowl because they played against a practice squad, refball against the Rams and got to play Drake "the schedule" Maye
Are Seahawks the biggest frauds?
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>>158157124
Simple, they stick to the script. Purdy throws a 3rd quarter interception but otherwise keep the advantage by running the ball well. Niners win 31-20.
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>ravens v falcons
Who will win the bird bowl tonight?
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Seattle has produced Amazon, Boeing, Starbucks, and Costco

What the fuck has San Francisco produced?
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>>158157254
The Dodgers
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>missed the first tuddy
>missed the shoryuken celly
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niners win and the cascadia subduction zone ruptures tomorrow with a 9.5 earthquake and tsunami wiping Seattle off the face of the earth
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God, Tom is so handsome.
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Damn, Purdy and Darnold have almost identical stats. And the 49ers defense isn't nearly as good as the Seahawks defense.
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>>158157165
He should really become QBs coach or a DC somewhere to get a ring for that pinky.
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lmao at the gay ass faggots trying to cope with the Seahawks Owl win when they raped and gaped the fucking Rams and 49ers twice to get there. you little bitch ass seething fags.
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>>158157173
2-1. Won first 2 lost last year
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INTERCOOOPTION
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>>158157261
Data Centers and all the great AI porn on 4chan is thanks to us. Your welcome
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Darnold has to be benched. This is unacceptable.
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>shartnold
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NONONONONONO
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AHAHAHAHAHA
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>Scam Shartnold
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>>158157261
We invented computers, the Internet, sourdough bread, and the smartphone lil nigga
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KWAB
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I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
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NOITPOOOCRETNI
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MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
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OH NO NO NOOOOO SAM
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>>158157212
>>158157198
Seahawks Stadium you mean
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Jesus man this is one awful performance
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Rasms really got cooked by this bum last year
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AGAIN
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Can we get a wellness check for aru fag?
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It starts again KEK
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There's the Darnold I remember from the Vikes!
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Kek new york jets legend good old Samwise Darnold
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>>158157282
Autism without meds or feet to grass kek
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The white man marches o-ACK
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This ginger faggot is seeing ghosts again, fucking sit him down and play Lock.
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>literally throwing a punch at the dude who caught the INT
how is this nigger not getting ejected
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>>158157321
what a soulless city t. lynnwood
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>white qbs
Hahahaha
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i think it's funny that sam darnold keeps throwing interceptions
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Seahawks with the biggest self-destruct of the decade. What the fuck are they thinking?
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49ers are so lucky I swear to God I can't wait for these frauds to get bounced in the playoffs
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>>158157261
4 things that contribute nothing
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It's time to bring out Jalen Milroe
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>>158157261
wells fargo, levi's, twitter, cisco, uber, doordash, airbnb, salesforce, pinterest, instacart, dropbox, square, gap

but unfortunately also reddit which cancels out most of that
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>>158157308
Any of that even as important as Starbucks? Nothing in san Francisco is as important as Microsoft

I’m typing this on my window OS after checking it on copilot faggot
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>>158157349
He plays for the Seahawks.
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yeah I think this is one of those games where ya'll just need to go home and sleep it off
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The Sam Darnold Experiment is over. Time to cut his ass loose.
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PUT LOCK IN
IMPEACH GEQBUS
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KEK refs and goodell are seething so hard. Fuck you Roger. Seattle is gay as hell
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>>158157350
I agree
t. Port Angeles
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Progressive added a gay jeet to their roster of insurance salesmen
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>>158157355
Thinking it's time to trade for McDaniel in LA.
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KEK SAARHAWKS!
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>>158157368
keep crying bitch nigga
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>>158157356
So lucky that Darnold was thinking he was still on the 49ers with that pass? He must really be Sourdough Sam
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>>158157276
it's 3rd in scoring this year wdym
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Darnold’s injury last year was fake, it was just an excuse to drug him so he couldn’t throw it to the other team.
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>>158157365
You probably got a Starbucks coffee this morning.

I don’t use any of the shit you listed
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Niggas acting like darnold didn't the lead the league in TOs last season. He's still a bum and has always been a bum, just had Jettas and JSN to create offense
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>>158157365
Wells Fargo started in Minnesota
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If they score off this I’ll probably turn it off.
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Bro we are fucking ASS ass, Darnold had one good season and immediately regressed to jest form, should've just kept K9 man
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Well, at least you didn't pay Darnold franchise QB money.
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I think the Seahawks SUCK!!
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>>158157415
This. Seahawks are a JSN injury away from disaster.
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>>158157421
Same, I will start learning jagged alliance.
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>>158157415
Obviously Darnold is complete shit. Kenneth Walker and JSN was their whole offense
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>>158157365
Most of those are from San Jose, not San Francisco
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>>158157365
>wells fargo, levi's, twitter, cisco, uber, doordash, airbnb, salesforce, pinterest, instacart, dropbox, square, gap
Trash, okay, trash, trash, vc scam, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, good, good, okay
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>>158157384
Why would you make an insurance company named “Libtarded”? I’ll stick with State Farm tyvm
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>>158157419
technically it started in NYC but it was the one that established major banking in the entire west coast
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why is jd vance dressed like an eagle?
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>>158157411
Real WAfags don't even drink Starbucks, we go to slut huts especially the ones with the bikini baristas who sell shitty burnt espresso.
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Shanny gotta craft something more immediate in the future for this defense. Dudes gotta be coming out of their routes quicker
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>>158157444
Holy fuck lmao.
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>>158157459
I'd drink her coffee if you get my drift
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>Californian kickers
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ninja'd it
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>NFL kickers
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>I CANT KICK
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>>158157428
TBF Darnold went 14-3 two seasons in a row and on different teams. He was looking incredible for a minute.
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>>158157460
Shanahan's solution was having Pearsall, Stribling and Juice on the field.
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NOT EVEN CLOSE
NOW WE DRINK
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>>158157444
>who the fuck even are you I'm mike fucking evans
holy roasted
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>>158157444
kek
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Remember when Oracle, HP and multitudes of corporations didn’t relocate from California? Lmao

Do you niggas even have a job? Do you even know what work is?
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>football
>can't kick the ball right
Yeah I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
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>be kicker
>have one job
>still can’t do it
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I’d pay good money to see Warner dive into smith niggas knees
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>>158157447
Mackersof is out of Redmond, not Seattle.
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>>158157459
Real WAfags buy fancy beans and make the coffee at home
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C'mon 12's! The hawks need us. Even as far away as this thread we can send them some hype. Those fiendish 49ers are evil rats.

All together, let's help the good guys get the win! When I type "SEA" you type "HAWKS"


SEA
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>>158157459
i went to one of these when it was 35 degrees out and the girl was wearing a thick hoodie with a cutout for the tits. what a trooper
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I'm not comfortable with this score
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>>158157499
Warner doesn't do shit like that, that's what azeez al-shair used to do for them instead
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Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
thats the way I feel about 49ers fagets they were told it was the driver fault and they were willing to believe the cops and the media until that dwi coach told the truth that it was his fault for driving drunk
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>black holders
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Fire pińero
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>>158157501
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>>158157498
VINDICATED
I AM SELFISH
I AM WRONG
I AM RIGHT
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>>158157459
Post a good one, not this fucking flatty.
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8 yard run with no fumble!
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>>158157505
CHICKENS
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>>158157505
N
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>just run the ball
Looks like seacocks figured out the right formula
>>
trying to buy $150 whores and only getting a 6-game suspension
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>>158157512
You shouldn't be. It's a one score game.
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>>158157459
The ones in Portland are better. Sometimes they let you slip a finger in.
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Is darbold the guy that said he was seeing ghosts when playing the pats a while back?
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>>158157460
Our only good receiver is old man Evans with a broken rib
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>>158157529
gay
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Tom Brady: "You know, the Seahawks only win off of explosive plays. They don't do much else."
as they ground and pound 1st downs while he's talking. Gey this FAGGOT out of here.
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>>158157459
I think the nearest one for me is all the way up in Bothell and I can't afford the gas for that. Also, I get too nervous talking to women.
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>>158157529
No
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>>158157548
If by a while back you men like 8 years ago then sure
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>>158157459
apparently this is a PNW thing, I've never seen one, I would love to see some hot slut in a bikini when I go get my cuppa
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tardinals kek
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>>158157411
>Saarbucks
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Is moody available
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>>158157552
We also have old man kittle and old man CMC in the slot, and old man deebo.
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>>158157560
Cute bute.
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wtf Sam stop being the Jets Sam you fagets
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>>158157444
kek
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>>158157558
Stop seething moron, he was correct.
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>>158157559
shit where in bothell im already there lol
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>>158157560
>tattoo
dropped
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>>158157560
>torani
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Whenever they show Darnold's face I can't help but see Jim Gaffigan.
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Hey Fox... nobody gives a fuck about the lions. Their window is shut
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LETS GO SEAHAWKS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
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>>158157576
literally what does that have to do with anything?
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A most dangerous lead.
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>>158157587
you can't argue that Seattle was reliant on "elite ass" K9 in one breath, then say that shit in the next, disingenuous motherfucker.
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>>158157558
He's right, without explosive plays they don't score TDs and don't win games. In fact it's true for most teams, very few teams can slowly go down the field.
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>>158157478
>>158157552
Fair, but I'd still like to see some more immediate intentions. Havent seen any screens or playing underneath. But w/e
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Rams are better than both of these teams. Anyone with a brain knows this
>>
Who here doesn’t use a Microsoft OS? I’ll wait
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I think Jack and Diane sucks
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>>158157602
They're beating up our little brother, the Cardinals.
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>>158157602
Would you rather they do a game break to Williams inserting a butt plug?
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This Seahawks performance is embarrassing, but it would be fine with runningbacks that can hold onto the ball. Last time I remember being this mad at the rb room was the game against the Ravens the Lamar's rookie season.
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>>158157627
this must be true because the rams have a better record this season than both of them
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>>158157589
Beehive Espresso. I think I drove past it once a while back, but didn't know what it was at the time. Now I never have any reason to go up that way.
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>>158157559
The one in Gorst used to have strippers working in the morning before their night shift at the club. The strip club is gone now though but the slut hut it still there.
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>>158157639
Think of the memes anon
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>>158157627
Rams will get mega raped by both these teams when they play them.
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>>158157558
>post immediately ages like milk
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Microsoft is Facebook tier. Their best years were over a decade ago
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>>158157630
Now ask who paid for theirs.
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>49iggers think they're winning
can't wait for you mexicucks to seethe
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>>158157639
Yes
>>
NJIGGERBACK
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>>158157659
Okay?
>>
>>158157655
Rams defense can work Darnold based on what we're seeing today.
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>>158157627
4-0
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>>158157662
I'll be celebrating with my burritos and coca cola while you dilate you seatranny
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>>158157659
Windows will never again be as good as 2K.
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>>158157644
Dak reacting like someone said melons at his dinner party.
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>shittle
>>
LETS GO SEAHAWKS
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>both QBs under 100 yards halfway through the third quarter
yep it's kino
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>>158157680
Against the dolphins, cardinals, donkeys, and a rams team whose coach made a retarded decision to get to Australia only a day early
>>
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
HAHAHAHAHAAAB TURDY YOU QUEER
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>>158157091
>pass is __________
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>turdy
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>poody
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>Turdy
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INTERCOOOPTION
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fuck you purdy I sit you for Hurts
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FRAUD TURDY STRIKES AGAIN
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>>158157626
You got your screen, happy?
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>>158157656
throw another interception
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>>158157719
TIE GAME
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>>158157728
LETS GO
>>
i was still posting in the previous thread kek
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Both these teams fucking suck and have shit QBs.
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Pritchett is fucking elite in Mike's defense, can't believe someone wasted him last year.
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Meme game.
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>>158157719
...by the defense
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brain fart!
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>>158157686
XP > 7 > 10 (post-1609) > 8.1 > 11 > 10 (pre-1609) > 8 > Vista
This is objectively true.
And fuck the $)ers lmao
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>>158157745
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>>158157745
Would destroy
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>>158157648
Read some reviews. no mentions of bbws I will NOT be spending 10 minutes of my life to drive over there
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I missed it.
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JSN?

More like jsWIN
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TOUCHDOWN
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Purdy is always good for at least 1 a game
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GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOT NANNERS
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>>158157719
DISGUSTING
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fuck pooty and fuck the niners
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NJIGGER
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HOW YOU LIKE THAT BITCH
KEEP TALKING SHIT
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253 reporting, ya'll hear fireworks too?
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>>158157765
Assuming you mean all of this after 2K i can get behind it.
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wtf, should've gone for two
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It's over
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Anyway, the only good--like actually good--team in the NFL is the Chiefs.
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The trannies are back in the game.
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JAXSON
SMITH
MY NIGGA
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>>158157808
Don't drop the ball again
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>>158157814
yea the offense is ASS today
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why didn't they go for two
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This nigga is a cheat code.
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jsn carrying this offense
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>>158157814
Not yet, but if we can't even get a field goal next drive then it's truly over.
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>>158157780
Then do it for me? Drive over and post results in next week's game thread, so I can decide if it's worth the gas money?
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>>158157791
this is his second so far this season, he's been cutting down on the risky throws a lot. that one was fucking dumb though
>>
Purdy Peak was but a dream
>>
FUCK WEARING A WATCH THAT TELL ME EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY IF IM STILL ALIVE...you people are stupid af frfr
>>
49iggers on suicide watch LMAO
kill yourselves you brown losers

SEA
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>>158157839
That's why they paid him top dollar
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>>158157830
Just take the points.
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>>158157830
You trust the RBs or Darnold in that situation?
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>>158157830
No need, to get can go for it later if they're down. Only a retard would go for 2 this early.
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JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL JSN ACL
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>>158157858
There's no difference between being up 1 or 2 points
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seahawks could win if they dont turn it over 4 more times
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Do black people even know what AWS is?
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i think purdy is good but the glazing was overbearing
he finally plays a good defense
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>>158157869
Is this the birth of an epic new tripfag?
>>
Which fanbase has the least amount of jeets?
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>>158157858
23-21 and 22-21 is functionally the same though
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>>158157830
fuck your nerds thinking take the point and come back to get more points
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>>158157871
There is if you miss another 2pt.
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I lost faith and started deep cleaning my desk, how did Seattle get ahead?
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>>158157875
It's for businesses, a lot of small and mid size businesses use AWS
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>>158157881
The Jets, ironically.
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>>158157766
Esdeath my beloved
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>>158157810
Ye fair
>>158157809
>fireworks
Gunfire, you're in tacompton
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>farted while peeing now i have to clean the bathroom again
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>>158157884
what if the niners score and convert a 2 point conversion?
23-29 and 22-29 are functionally very different
checkmate
>>
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>158157869
Fuck you, JSN has never been hurt in his career faggot
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>>158157911
I'm in Fed and I know the difference between gunfire and fireworks.
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FUMBLE
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BALLS OUT
SEAHAWKS GOT IT
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>Deadbo Samuel
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>>158157881
The Seahawks owner is a literal jeet
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FOOOMBLE
>>
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
>>
HOLY SHIT IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>158157903
For the purposes of this game though, if I hated jeets and wanted the most jeets to suffer, am I for the niners or the hawks?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU FRAUDS
>>
Fuck my stream is behind your guys'eses
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deebo is dead again
>>
VAXXED???????
>>
BRUH
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>>158157927
>felony way
Even worse
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>>158157825
>Don't drop the ball again
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More dead niners :(
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He gave him the ol’dead leg
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did he have a brain aneurysm
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wow what the fuck is happening
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YESSSSSSS WHY IS HE PLAYING DEAD LOL WHAT A PUSSY THESE NIGGERS GOT NO HEART
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That nigga ded
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DEAD NINER STORAGE
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Can you guys stop spoiling things please? Just wait like 30 seconds before posting so my stream can catch up, thank you
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
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who names their self SR?
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You didn't think Us12's would leave all of you alive, did you?
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and here we go
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What a week of of football so far, sicko shit everywhere
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Better amputate that leg.
>>
Tranahan thought he could trot out deebo as a running back while also returning kicks. Did he have him sleep in the substation as well?
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>wake up, turn the game on
>Seahawks TD, fumble recovery
You're welcome.
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Check the field for zappy dappy underground zoopy-doos
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Deebo just straight up died lmao
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He just fell like Damar
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Deebo ded

Can we just get ONE game with zero injuries please?
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He's down but the refs have picked their side.
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>>158157966
hey anon how many time can you ded 3 or 4 times
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>>158157969
Buy a fucking antena, this game is on for like 90% of the country
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>>158157943
Well theres probably more jeets in the bay area than Seattle but its pretty close.
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The girl in this commercial has a nice butt.
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>>158157952
I don't get it desu. Last time I went to Seattle it felt way sketchier to just go around and do shit than it ever did in Fed.
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Benched him in fantasy this week knew he would crumble
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Not a fumble but the Hawks need the refs to win
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Why are the 49ers so injury prone compared to other teams?
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>>158157968
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MY WIFE BEAT CANCER but I still love her sister tits the best
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J&J, Pfizer, or Moderna?
J&J is the odds on favorite per Caesars
>>158157977
Black men who LARP as present parents
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>>158157984
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>>158157997
But I need to watch it on my PC so I can goon, game, and post while watching
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Bro how do you blow this game?
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THE SUBSTATION CLAIMS ANOTHER LIFE
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>ruling stands
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>>158158009
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
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>>158158001
The nicu baby? You sick fuck
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>>158158009
Gamma rays emitted by an electrical substation near their training field weakens their bones and ligaments.
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test
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The ball LITERALLY bounced out of his hand because it hits the ground how the fuck is that a fumble
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>>158158013
we should all be so blessed to have in-law tiddies one day
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>>158158030
NICe bUtt
Yeah
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so, no webm on that fumble
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>>158158021
turnovers?
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>Leave 49s up by 8 with Seahawks constantly having turn overs
>Come back Seahawks up by 2
Huh didn't expect that
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Refball in full effect
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>>158158045
she let me suck on them when I was dating my wife
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ahaha
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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streaming games on sp cord. VC open

discord gg/vCcPr2jQ
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terrible. you gotta get a touchdown on a turnover like that
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What the fuck is his problem?
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>>158158009
Some hardcore, old 49er fan who lived on the north side of San Francisco, and had season tickets for decades, put a curse on the team after they moved so far from the city. Now they can't attend games anymore.
That's the word on the streets.
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Money Myers
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Maybe there could be a reverse substation to enhance the quality of their joints. Points are points.
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hammy are nothing eat a banana
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>>158158082
No, they have to get points and not turn it over.
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Why didn't Deebo need to be carted off in tears when he pulled his hamstring?
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>>158158070
you know what you must do (sisterwives)
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>finally play a good team
>look like absolute shit
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I haven't watched since the first fumble...PLEASE TELL ME THE NINERS ARE WINNING...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT MY JOURNEY TO END HERE...
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YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>158158107
AAAAAAHHHH Deebo, play on without me...
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>>158158090
Remember during the preseason, which I didn't watch at all, when a bunch of people were questioning and panicking about all his missed kicks? He was just out there messing around.
Also, he should have been the Super Bowl MVP.
>>
Terrible, sloppy teams. My Miami Dolphinfish would buttblast these shit teams.
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>>158158109
i tried to get them both in the bed at the same time but the wife is very jelly of the sister huge tits
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kek another guy is gimp
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I was promised another player ejection?
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That was absolutely not a fumble
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>>158158121
True, he was MVP. He missed a few last week and in Washington and it's somewhat concerning.
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>injury delay
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HOLY SHIT ANOTHER DEAD NINER
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>>158158117
THATS MY QBS SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE THE BITCH ASS NIGGER HE WAS BORN TO BE
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The 49ers are getting their shit rocked all over the place. Bring out the meatwagon.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>158158131
Don't worry, karma will get us next time we play the Rams. It all evens out in the end.
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Mwahahaha
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There needs to be a deep in-depth study on 49ers and injuries. What the actual fuck?
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And now Cowing dies. Pray Us12's go no further.
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why is the primetime game the falcons again. who the fuck wants to watch that
>>
So letting go of ball after getting down is a fumble now?
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OH SHIT OH SHIT IU v OSU
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>>158158112
Somehow applies to both teams
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You ever wonder why that electrical substation is conveniently located right next to Levi's Stadium? Coincidence? Yeah, sure. The 49ers deliberately placed it there to get ahead of the curve. The human body was never designed for the electromagnetic environment we're creating. First it was radio waves. Then Wi-Fi. Then 4G. Now 5G. Meanwhile, we're surrounded by cell towers, substations, Bluetooth, stadium Wi-Fi, radar, satellites, and those fucking FLOCK license plate cameras beaming God knows what into the atmosphere. And what happens? Ligaments. Tendons. ACLs. Players start exploding their knees at an unprecedented rate. But San Francisco knew this was coming. The substation next to Levi's wasn't an eyesore. It was a controlled exposure chamber. 49ers players have been slowly acclimating their connective tissue to electromagnetic radiation for YEARS. The idea is simple: expose the roster to increasingly powerful electromagnetic fields until their tendons develop resistance. That's why they put the substation there. That's why Silicon Valley is there. That's why Santa Clara has all those data centers. That's why the 49ers are always ahead of the curve. They're preparing. Eventually, the electromagnetic saturation will reach the entire planet. Every stadium will be surrounded by substations, 5G towers, Wi-Fi routers, FLOCK cameras, Starlink satellites, EV chargers, smart meters, and whatever the fuck they're putting in those 6G towers. And then? The ACL epidemic begins. The rest of the NFL will start tearing ligaments left and right. But the 49ers? They'll be ready. They've already been marinating in the electromagnetic soup for years. Wake up.
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>>158158171
Powerlines
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TRANNYHAN MELTY
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wtf why did emmanwori let up. he should have just smeared purdy
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49ers are going through a>>158158175
ship of theseus
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Ass interference?
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>>158158177
It could be a so bad it's actually good game
>>
>>158158187
My Seahawks were born in the shit and know how to win mudfights.
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>>158157881
probably the Saints, who's migrating to fucking Louisiana?
>>158157903
NY has jeets
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will the 49ers have anyone left by the end of this season?
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>cock poopy
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>3rd quarter timeout
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>>158157881
bills
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YOU FAGS BETTER RESPECT THE NINERS. THEY CAN KILL 99% OF THE LEAGUE WITH PRACTICE SQUAD PLAYERS. EAT SHIT BITCH!
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evans is killing us
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>>158158127
get her pregnant works every time
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announcer faggots absolutely seething at my hawkies
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeXwKvsidUU/?mdxt=MWcwNzJ0MDVzY2Z3ag==
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>>158158243
He is really good.
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>Purdy has 108 yards
Top kek
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Hawks can't win without refball
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>>158158167
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$(ers shitting the bed against the Seahawks, love to see it
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>>158158267
You lost tranny!
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Don't push that tush too hard. I had tacos.
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>>158158167
>menacing electrical vibes
>>
the Niners sign Hill first
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my dream is to get paid to smoke fentanyl in seattle
>>
ANYONE HERE EXCITED FOR FOXTOBER FEST?!?!
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>>158158296
I think you only get paid to facilitate it.
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>>158158280
>Ignoring all hawks penalties while enforcing bullshit on 49ers and forcing a timeout by not resetting the clock
The fix is in
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>>158158305
Is that what we're calling it?
>>
>>158158311
You lost tranny!
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>>158158305
No but I'm a week into Cocktoberfest.
go eagles!
>>
>>158158075
Link no work
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lmao DK metcalf had 3 catches for 12 yards
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>>158158322
kek
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What's that? Another injury? Oh well, next man up.
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>>158158296
my dream is to get all the faggots and niggers out of Washington. Alcohol.
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>49ers pounding their own bussies on the sideline
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>>158158339
Then leave.
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>>158158318
polka sex
sex with polka
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>>158158296
literally all you need to do is go to Seattle and start smoking fentanyl in a public park, anyone can do it
>>
>>158158366
got heem
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>>158158339
Why do you dream of throwing yourself out of Washington?
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>>158158235
No way, surely jeets fit in real nice with those upstate hicks
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>>158158305
Always
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>>158158375
Clownbobs.
>>
We're was the holding?
>>
Are Seahawks fans so insecure because they know their team was propped up by refball to increase the value prior to being sold?
>>
>>158158339
I don't understand this anime posting
>>
EVANSSSSSS
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>>158158339
Total chud annihilation
>>
You just know they’re going to Evans every third down. You have to help Jobe.
>>
GROUNDING?
>>
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>
Kek what is he doing
>>
GROUNDING
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you should be allowed to just pitch the ball out like that

bullshit
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Can't do that Turdy.
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>>158158408
You lost tranny!
>>
How can it be intentional when Farrell caught the ball
>>
Some sloppy fucking games today. Football sucks. All sports do. Too many teams, oversaturated garbage products
>>
>>158158331
What a disappointing career he has had. If he had even slightly better hands, he'd be one of the best in the game. As it is, he'll be a forgotten in 15 years, and rare pro bowler.
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THAT'S FUCKING GROUNDING
>>
GOD DAMN MIKE EVANS
>>
More refball for the Seahawks, I’m getting prime chiefs flashbacks
>>
Holy fuck. How hard is it to hold onto the ball?
>>
Lmao straight up refball
>>
such catches!
>>
holy fuck they have to double evans
>>
they cant stop this evans guy
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Poor Evans balling out and game will slip to being forgotten if they lose
>>
I've seen enough, Purdy for MVP
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Once again Evans is just dunking on Jobe. You have to give him support.
>>
Uhhh he's not eligible you retards
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>>158158455
It’s a glitch in the matrix
>>
why did Tampon Gay get rid of that dude
>>
Evans is too good.
>>
Brady being like yup, Evans will bail your ass out.
>>
Refs trying to rig it.
>>
First ballot hall of famer right there take it in zoomers
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
kek get fucked
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Timeout tho
>>
Purdy got nuts the size of church bells

Evans elite af
>>
HOWEVER
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lKept ya waiting huh?
>>
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
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>>158158520
kek
>>
Refs outright rigging now.
>>
Nice touchdown, shame we called a timeout on you
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Lol what
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Holy fucking rigged
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HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT TIMEOUT
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nice try :)
>>
It's over.
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Sorry doesn’t count, the other coach made a T with his hands
>>
Oh you didn't like that intentional grounding call? We've got something else for ya
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>the corpse of cooks
>scoring tds
this is unreal.
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>>158158468
You lost tranny!
>>
these teams are p. gay
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>brock per d
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Timeout for nothing
>>
meme game
meme game!!!
>>
Should be a penalty on Macdonald for being in the field of play.
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This nog brain stadium with the funneling of the noise, lol eat a pajeet pile of shit shitattle
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>get TD
>ERM ACTUALLY A I CALLED A TIMEOUT
fucking joke of a sport.
>>
Refs pissed. Watch some clown shit happen to put Seahawks back on top.
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not a catch
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HowdyRyS, it's a touchdownRyS.
>>
This is absolutely the most absurd refball I have ever witnessed. This is some chiefs level bullshit. Good thing purdy is just that good
>>
brandin cooks?????
>>
SAINTS LEGEND BRANDIN COOKS
>>
Are they allowed to call penalties on Seattle?
>>
Refs hurried to bail out the 49ers
>>
BALL DON'T LIE FAGGOTS.
>>
can't glock the brock
>>
kekarino
>>
REFBALL
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>>158158573
he lives
>>
What was the flag?
>>
>>158158563
Sorry nobody likes your gay team :(
>>
PE

NUL

TY
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we run this shit
>>
kek mive evans
>>
>CAUGHT FOR THE TWO
>GUESS WHO
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Jobe cannot cover Evans for shit.
>>
Brock Purdy - elite?
>>
I never paid attention to Evans outside of this and now I regret it
Dudes an animal
>>
Mike evans is elite
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Then Evans pushes off but no call lmao
>>
>>158157091
KWAB
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what the absolute fuck is this game
>>
>>158158339
>Alcohol.
Cheers m8
>>
>suplex a guy so he can't catch the ball
Lol
>>
What the fuck is this game
>>
>>158158591
You lost tranny!
>>
man just gets first downs and tuddies simple as.
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NOT a fumble
NOT intentional grounding
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>>158158609
They actually paid Baker instead of Evans.
>>
>>158158609
you missed this in Tampa for a decade
>>
Sick game
>>
Evans has been committing OPI all game but hasn't been called on it once, gg reffies
>>
yeah go ahead refs. give them as many tries as it takes to get in you fucking bitches
>>
So all the 49ers have to do is pass to evans to win?
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>>158158614
A clown show.
>>
Brady definitely wishing he still throwing to Evans
>>
Where is gamethread three?
>>
Here's a paraplegic terrorist being executed by firing squad.
Thanks Jake!
>>
>>158158647
Allegedly
>>
Ref hawks are pathetic. They wouldn't even have a Superbowl last year if not for the ref fags
>>
bros I'm not a football expert but should I throw to the 7 foot tall WR that had 10 TDs every year for a decade?
>>
Evans is a sure catch like Fitz
>>
>>158158635
The classic blunder.
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>>158158661
uhhhh, no.
>>
13th man get fucked. Shoot those in white and black stripes.
>>
If Tampa didnt let Mike Evans go and Seattle didn't let K9 go this game plays out differently.
>>
>>158158652
Brady Evans Bowers and the rest of the raiders. He needs to comeback to let Mendoza sit for another year
>>
Purdy finally woke up, excellent drive even with the reffies trying their hardest to rape him
>>
>>158158678
I mean if Seattle just didn’t turn it over four times this game isn’t close.
>>
New

>>158158690
>>158158690
>>158158690
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Brady just loves football. So nice seeing the guy in the booth genuinely excited.
>>
Rasneeds Shasneed
>>
>>158158636
Only have time to watch one team, but yeah he's a sicko
>>
>>158158694
The niners spotted them 3 turnovers into points as well, they're even
>>
Is this man playing with two broken arms?
>>
So it happened AGAIN...
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I swear to GOD 49ers are the most pussy ass motherfuckers on this planet.
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>>158158694
>I mean if the hawks didn't shit the bed 4 times and live off of bullshit penalties the 49ers wouldn't even stand a chance
>>
BLACKED
>>
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



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