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>>158159288
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sewers can't hit elite pitching, they've been feasting on a dumpster division for too long
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The Brewers will win
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Omg I love black girls this thread is moving so fast no one will ever see this
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save this thread for later
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>>158161076
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>>158161124
The time has come
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>>158161124
it is later
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already too buzzed going to drink more fuck my doggie doo life
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>>158162515
kek!!
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>>158162494
I only know her from League of Legends. kind of surprised to learn she became a megastar
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kill all bockers
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>>158162517
>>158162519
we frikkin did it
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What do those doggies doo?
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the four best teams in baseball remain
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I'm definitely not 7th inning "stretching" to a video of Nyxi Leon
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dodgers
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In LA we wear Chucks not Ballys
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>>158162533
>>158162535
induce bocks
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>>158162529
dropping hard Rs outside of /pol/ blue boards is illegal
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>>158162529
asrsehole!
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Dogg shits kek!
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>>158162529
they look cute though :'(
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>>158162483
Concession accepted.
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I don’t care about parity. I only care if baseball is fun and the Dodgers are a fun team. Parity is anti-fun. Divisions aren’t fair, but they are fun.
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>>158162540
that name sounds familiar
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If the dodgers threepeat, would that make Ohtani better than Jeter?
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You guys ever ordered a double meat whopper and took it home just to fuck it?
Feels good
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i wasnt gonna drink tonight and now im halfway through a six pack
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doyerhermanos we suck
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>>158162566
digits checked also >>158162563
high quality post
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>>158162566
>the Dodgers are a fun team
source?
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>Concession accepted.
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>>158162566
Yeah they're making me laugh right now
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can I go to bed and watch Terminator or do the Brewers still need my energy
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Did the doyers really spend all that money on these old bums? kek
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delete ohtani from the lineup and slot in JDP.
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Kyle Tucker was an elite talent and a top 10 player of baseball. Potentially an 8 WAR player. If he’s shit then you should be thankful the Dodgers overpaid. If you can’t beat Doyerball then you’re not a real team. Astros did their job along with the Red Sox. How about you faggot NL plebs do something instead of roll over and whine
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>>158162599
fuck off with that gay shit, faggot
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herro
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remember when the doyers were good
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>>158162579
Why’d you buy 6? Rookie mistake
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>>158162600
which one you gonna watch?
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>>158162600
i didn't believe my ratty ponytailed gen x coworker that t2 still holds up in 2026. i was dead fucking wrong unfortunately.
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>>158162612
Ohtani, get off of here and watch your team play
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>>158162605
>faggot NL plebs
perennially rich coming from the league with only 5/15 teams with winning records. always and forever the Junior Circuit.
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>>158162579
>not halfway through a case of brandy
Are califags really this lightweight?
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Where Yamomoto?
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> Madison Elle Beer (born March 5, 1999) is an American singer and songwriter. Born to a Jewish family in New York, she began posting covers to YouTube in early 2012. Beer gained substantial media coverage when Justin Bieber posted a link to one of her covers. She released her debut single, "Melodies", in 2013.
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dane just mindfucks ya
hes my idle
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>>158162619
six is my threshold for a week night as much as i love drinking its not worth going to work hungover
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Wait Madison beer is a singer?!? wtf I thought she was an insta thot or generic white girl celeb #183287
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>>158162646
now I'm interested. hows her footpusy
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Is butt slapping gay bros?
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>>158162622
>>158162625
I would watch T1. never seen it in full. then I'd watch T2
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>>158162650
why did she do that?
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lel imagine they showed the NFL jerseys that show up to the dodgers game
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>>158162661
yes, don't touch me
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>>158162661
yes, it's fantastic
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the KWAB five
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>milwokee hitters
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>>158162661
not on the ball field
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>>158162654
>hung over
lol
lmao
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Every stream site i know is fuckung broken
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When are the giants gonna be good again? I miss my Dodgers/Giants rivalry. The other teams just don't cut it.
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>>158162650
This, but with Aikia
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Terminator 1 is better than 2
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>>158162665
>for the love of the game
>for money
>for Yazuka
>all of the above
one of the above choices
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>>158162632
Nobody cares about regular season merchants. The Rangers bitched the best teams in the AL in 2023 and the Diamondbacks rolled through the NL and made them look like dogshit. It’s a meme like your poverty franchise
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>>158162622
world pees
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>>158162676
we will get a virgin WS between brewers and rays
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>>158162661
depends on technique
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>>158162693
isn't that a furniture store?
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>>158162654
It’s hard after 25, once you hit 35+ fucking forget about it, we taking 2 days pto at that point
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>>158162650
experienced women are WAY better than inexperienced women, virgin boy
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>>158162676
The Rockies are doomed forever because good pitchers don't want to go there to ruin their ERA caused by elevation meme
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>>158162695
T1 is the better horror movie.

T2 is the better action movie.

T3 is the better forgotten movie.
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>>158162695
police station rampage is the only memorable scene.
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>>158162650
for me it is emiri momota
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Guys, if the brewers win, you don’t get your salary cap. Think about who you send your energy to
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>>158162650
But if she didn’t, you’d never know she existed.
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>>158162695
a lot of the effects aged poorly but t2 still looks phenomenal today
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>>158162688
why would you need a stream site for a game on ota broadcast televison? is your antenna malfunctioning?
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>>158162712
I spelled it wrong
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>>158162716
maybe so but I don't want someone who's been used like literal fuckmeat all her life. sex should be a rare gift for your life partner
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original Road Warrior is better than all the best moments of the terminator movies combined
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>>158162728
I think all the negotiations are actually finished and both sides are just cock fencing for theatre it doesn't matter
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>>158162731
that's true. I'm thankful for her service and hope she finds happiness. I think she owns a bakery or something
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>>158162710
Rays have been to the WS twice, Brewers once.
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Dodgers looking defeated. Do something, you bums
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Dodgers really aren't going to mount any comeback potential. This has been a abysmal playoffs for offense.
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>>158162676
4/5 of these have at least been to a world series
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>>158162715
impostor spotted. eat some carbs and chug a bottle of water before you brush your teeth, it ain't rocket science
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>>158162695
Is it cause Arnold's swinging wee wee?
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alien > aliens, althoughbeit they are different genres
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Ohtani's got absolutely no aura anymore lol
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>>158162676
Padres have been to the WS 2x, Rockies 1x. 2020 doesn't count so Rays haven't.
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The mighty doyerpacos losing to smart baseball. Sad.
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>>158162770
I would berry my cock in that thing's ass so hard
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>>158162780
Grease 2> Grease
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>meatball down the middle fouled back
I'm actually buying the JDP fanboys now
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I CAN’T HIT
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>>158162740
>sex should be a rare gift for your life partner
no, it should not. sex is a skill and being better at it is a good thing.
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I haven't had sex in 4 years and 4 months
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>kyle tucker makes 50% of milwaukee's entire payroll
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>>158162783
Rays went in 2008, lost to the Philthies.
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>>158162529
Say that to my face
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>>158162695
wrong.
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>>158162813
That's a big guy
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>>158162717
The Rocks will take pitching prospects from other shit teams because all those guys like the idea of being able to excuse any growing pains from adjusting to MLB on Coors and the nature of the Rocks needing to turn over a lot due to selling every year means those guys get way more chances to prove themselves
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HE FUCKING CHALLENGED FUCK OFF
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popoutani
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Popohtani
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uh oh stinky dodgers
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>>158162818
For you.
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>>158162806
agree to disagree. I will pound my wife to high heaven every day but I want to be the one she learns how to be a demon with, not with an army of other dudes who all know how she feels on the inside and how she kisses and what her pussy tastes like and where she's ticklish and how good it feels to bite the soft inner thigh right by her vag and so on
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>>158162807
Come over
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kek ohtani
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Only women watch horror movies
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Ohtranny hasn't been good since Jeff broke his silcence.
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>>158162826
Looked like a challenge to me
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>>158162809
oh I forgot about that, right, so they've made it once
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faggotani
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>>158162803
i invented JDP > ohtani
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>>158162840
ATTENTION /SP/ GAY SEX HOOKUP IN PROGRESS
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>>158162848
I'm a girl tho
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>>158162838
kek. you have the mind of someone who grew up on Disney.
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>>158162835
cane's tenders arent crunchy enough.
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>>158162838
if you're thinking about cocks while you're having sex with a woman that says WAY more about you than the woman bud
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Brewers in 5
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Playoff Ohtani like last years Andy pages, complete liability on offense
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>>158161124
Nah
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>>158162864
You're invited too
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>>158162876
Why not 4?
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>>158162740
>sex should be a rare gift for your life partner
not even the life partner gets to have it often?
that's rough man
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>>158162850
He's got FBI investigators up his fat nippon ass
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>Dodgers throw the first game to appear like their team won't sweep them
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>>158162848
Recommend some movies.
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JUST A KICK
A LITTLE KIIIIIICK
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sex havers! you have 10 seconds to vacate the thread.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW MANY FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING COMMERCIALS ARE THERE GOING TO BE IN THIS FUCKING GAME

FUCKING CHRIST I HATE WATCHING SPORTS LIVE. THESE FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. THIS IS WHY I WATCH CONDENSED NFL GAMES THE NEXT DAY

FUCK THIS SHIT
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>>158162868
maybe. I'm traditional
>>158162871
most guys think about a girl's history and vice versa. it's a normal part of emotional attachment
>>158162885
nah you gotta fuck like rabbits once you're together
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>>158162883
You’re supposed to throw one on the road so you clinch at home.
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>>158162889
blowtani's not getting paid all of that deferred money, is he?
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>>158162848
my ex-wife refused to watch horror movies, so for our entire relationship I didn't see a single one.
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>>158162870
This diabetes heart failure nigga wants more bread with his chicken lmao
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>>158162898
Mac and Me
Batteries Not Included
Buckaroo Banzai
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>>158162901
I fucked you.
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>>158162904
>most guys think about a girl's history
in high school, yes. you have to be 18 or older to post here.
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Whats impressing about the Brewers is they never panick... Teams for sure if they were 1-0 down against the Doyers would lose it. Again this the first time I've seen the Dodgers have no reply to anything. Especially Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman who usually come up clutch
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it was a good run but the Dodgers have to start thinking about a rebuild. The team just doesn't have the fight the young kids do these days.
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>>158162904
> most guys think about a girl's history
I do because it turns me on.
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>>158162903
oh my fucking christ, THERES ANOTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL

THERE WAS JUST A COMMERCIAL TWO MINUTES AGO

YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING PIECE OF MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
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>>158162893
Dodgers are throwing the game to avoid the salary cap.
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>>158162901
Does having a nurse bring all the patients in the waiting room to laugh at your wee wee count?
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>>158162913
he's right tho. fast food tendies should at least have a satisfying crunch if they're not gonna be seasoned well or satisfying in calories
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>>158162903
>>158162928
>Hit mute
>Read /sp/
Simple as
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>>158162918
>Batteries Not Included
absolutely ancient memory of watching this vhs tape
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I think changing pitchers should only be allowed at the start of new innings
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>he isn't pirating his stream commercial free
shiggy diggeridoo
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>>158161097
nl central had 4 teams over 500 mid way
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kek doyercacas
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>>158162954
my nigga
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doyercacas kek
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>people talking about sex
I'm a 34 year old kissless virgin and will turn 35 in a few months. You can't even imagine the misery in which i live.
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>>158162954
How do I pay for this? Fox One has ads.
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>>158162944
i don't even have to hit mute. for whatever reason i just get the mlb ambient filler noise during commercial breaks. very comfy
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>>158162904
>most guys think about a girl's history and vice versa
nobody gives a shit past college
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This game is boring
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ohtani will never be as good as he was in 24'
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>>158162903
Believe it or not, they're not running a charity. At least Fox is a non-jewish network
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>>158162939
this didn't use to count, but it counts in 2026 with the new rule changes this sex season
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>>158162941
Long John Silvers tendies
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I keep forgetting that Milwaukee is a city..
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doyerdoos kek
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Why don’t they close the roof to protect the lead?
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>>158162971
give me one thousand dollars and I will give you the link
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>>158162918
>Buckaroo Banzai
quirk chungus bumble zoomer showed me this thinking it would impress me or make me think she was deep and artistic or something. just made me mad if i'm being honest.
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Deadass but Tucker making more than the Brewers lineup isn’t a diss to the Dodgers. It makes the Milwaukee team look like cucks that take minim wage. Pretty pathetic in all seriousness.
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>>158162954
I'm watching on antenna through my Motorola Razr phone
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Ummm balk? Umps?!?!
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>>158162920
>>158162927
>>158162973
well, I care. and I'm in my 30s. I think it says a lot about a woman if she's been highly selective about who she sleeps with
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good bunt
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>>158162977
>Fox is a non-jewish network
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>>158162984
So do I, and I live in Milwaukee.
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>>158162954
I’ve done both and can’t decide whether random commercials or a literal blank screen is preferable. Some commercials have tits and rarely something I am inclined to research/buy, then again a blank screen allows me to browse /sp/ comfy like
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>>158162988
I want to pay for a reliable stream. I’m not a bum, my mom pays for everything.
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>inting churio because tanner scott sucks ass
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>>158162990
A lot of the Brewers best players are still on their rookie contract
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Are they not letting people challenge? That's 1 batter for teach team tapping their head.
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>not getting the bocks anymore
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>watching over-the-air broadcasts on a stream, unreliably and over a full minute (60 or more seconds) behind antennachads
YIKES
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honestly how do I cope with being a rapidly aging and decomposing being who will lose everyone and everything? let's go brewers
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doyerpoopoos kek
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>>158162969
go to a bar and start playing the numbers game
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>>158162990
This, I thought Michigan were union chads
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if you're keeping score at a baseball game what do you do if you have to go to the bathroom or want to get up to get food and a beer?
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>>158162977
>at least fox is a non-jewish network
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>>158162969
being physically healthy is what matters the most
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>>158162998
you're married and you're in your thirties and you obsess over the dudes your wife had sex with over a decade ago?
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>>158162984
>>158163005
it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for The agood Land
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>>158163005
56 in one
To you
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>>158163039
Wear a diaper like front row amy
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>>158163039
Piss in a bottle and shit in a bucket.
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T WATCH
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>>158163030
Buddhism
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>>158163034
Yankees lost bro, you can stop now
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Would you rather have Loaded Based or a Loaded Baked Potato?
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>>158163053
not married. yes, I care how many dicks my potential partner has taken. it's not a rare position either. and there are ways to hold this position while also not being a misogynist. it's just a difference in values
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>>158162969
just stop bitching and go to a brothel
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>>158163036
>Michigan
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What's your post game plans if the Brewers win?
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>just one wild pitch this year
why did he say that?
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more like MILFwaukee
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That Dodgers chinese grad on sad watch rn. Forgot his name
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>>158163039

the trick is to find a good standing spot near a bathroom. usually bullshitting with an usher or concession stand employee gets you a little extra leeway
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>>158163090
Giant noses is my fetish
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CAM THE FUCK ON DODGERS
AVENGE POODREPACO
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>>158163063
does she sell them afterwards?
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>>158163090
i fucked her
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>>158163078
What's on the loaded baked potato?
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>>158163030
Ideally you enjoy the process much of the time, and the part that isn't straightforwardly enjoyable, like work or obligations, produces satisfaction. This is how I try toget it set up.
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>>158163090
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Mitchell is so fucking ass
What a dog shit AB
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>>158163082
>confusing flyovers
Honest mistake bro
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>>158163096
for me it's letting them hold my dick while I piss so I can update the scorecard
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tomorrow is a federal holiday but I still feel guilty about staying up so late. why do these stupid games start so late
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>Yankees lost bro, you can stop now
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>>158163054
party on, anon
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>>158163085
Gonna pretend to tie my laces in the middle of the street while the Dodgers bus departs the stadium. The same will apply to Brewers bus when they are in Uniqlo Field
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I see this going to extra innings.
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>>158163114
Better than Acuna for da Braves
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squeaky bum time
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>>158163117
I'll let it slide this time
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>>158163079
>I will pound my wife to high heaven
??
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Yelich you fuck, start batting in the series and help your team. I don't know why you didn't start the series
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>>158163124
it is?
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>>158163126
who are you quoting?
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Is there a difference between Wisconsin and Michigan?
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Megill time >>>/wsg/6249916
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>>158163090
I know a British woman when I see one
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>>158163090
ready for halloween
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>>158163149
It's a Color Me Badd lyric
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>>158163149
the retarded niggerfaggot uk flag
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>>158163146
bcuz skubal start, trust the plan patriots are in control
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>>158163148
it's Columbus Day/Indigenous People's Day
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MAX MUNCY
THE FUNKY MUNCY
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>>158163156
based
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UH OH
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>>158163163
Stay mad
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What do you think front row milf tits is doing after the game?
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>>158163174
popped up
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Milwaukee should be disqualified for keeping the dome open in Wisconsin in October at night. This is bullshit. Manfred, do your thing.
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Close the roof already
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Muncy thought it was gone kek
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Lel the dodgers fucking stink
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If they are called the Brewers to pay homage to Milwaukees brewery industry. How come the Rockies have the naming rights to Corrs Field?
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>>158163187
Not you lol
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>>158163155
I think Wisconsin is known for their cheese production while Michigan is more known for the Great Lakes.
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>>158163124
because they don't want people watching
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Down to Kyle "The Choker" Tucker
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>>158163146
I actually forget that Yelich is still on this team. You never hear about him anymore
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doyerhermanos..
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>>158163187
couple lines and a cosmo, probably
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NOOO MY DOYERS GUEY
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who tf is de paula?
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haha el doyerpaco seething
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>>158163144
>I will pound my wife to high heaven every day but I want to be the one she learns how to be a demon with
I'm saying that's how it's gonna go. I want her to have super high libido and we love-fuck one another but I'll be put off if she's been with a bunch of guys. it probably wouldn't be a deal breaker unless she's been with a double digit amount
also I know it's a bit hypocritical because I'll probably have slept with double digit girls before I marry but it's just how it is. one of those unfair things in life where I want her to be totally loyal and explore with me and no one else or very few others
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>>158163187
Bed time considering she’s like 70
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>>158163190
I think mlb dictates that during the postseason
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doyerpacos kek
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>>158163146
did he finally get a postseason rbi this year?
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>>158163214
Yasiel Puig
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>>158163195
Anon, I'm asking nicely. Delete this
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>>158163202
>I think Wisconsin is known for their cheese production
Uh.... it's by far the drunkest state
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>>158163207
That's what being injured frequently does to you, long slumps and national irrelevance
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my chadres would bootyblast these doggies
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>>158163214
Brazilian model
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kek doyerpacos
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OWARI
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Surely Tucker will save the doyers. Surely.
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brian de palma on deck
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>>158163187
she's coming over (I fucked her).
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It’s all up to the chinless one
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DOGGY DOOS KEK
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Is Ohtani disrespecting his ancestors?
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>>158163155
As someone who lives in Wisconsin Michigan always looked like a pretty cool, relatable, place to me
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>>158163223
yeah, first in two years
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It's time to Tuck!
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why hasn't Kyle Tucker gotten chin augmentation yet
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Doyerpaco seethe commencing soon
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Did anyone predict ABS would be peak sports kino?
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talking about tits and sex for the last hour has made the last few innings zoom by. I'm shocked that we're down to the last at bat in the 9th
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>>158163231
She's pretty
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>>158163258
I did
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is dat tobacco in megill's cheek
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>>158163258
No and they're idiots that think the ABS should just replace all calls.
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Where the hell Hyeongsong Kim
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You have VAR in fucking Baseball? What the fuck why.
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Time for the Rookie to clutch up
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AYE' LET EM KNOW DOYER NATION. FUCK THE POODRES O ALGO
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Don't choke Brewers for the love of God
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Oh no brewer bros...
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>>158163275
not in this series
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Make a fucking pitch you dingus
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Did anyone screencap the faggot in the fedora?
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>>158163270
you're a smart fella
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>>158163231
brazilian chicks all have dude jaws
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>>158163276
To put the umpies in their place
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A walk is a death sentence. Momentum has changed.
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JDP getting some crazy experience
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>oldest roster in baseball
Lmao fucking ancient cunts
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>amy standing up covering tits with notebook
That’s it fire her old ass and get a young bimbo that can sit the full 9 innings
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>>158163258
I suggested ladyboy cheerleaders
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>>158163217
i don't want to be mean to you but that is a completely unrealistic expectation and you should find a woman in your life you trust to have this conversation with very frankly and very directly. ideally a family member.
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monkey batts kek
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>>158163276
you know how PGMOL rigs games for their own enjoyment? mlb umps do the same thing in strike zones for petty reasons
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>Surely De Paulo will save the doyers. Surely.
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Tits McGee behind home plate is such a cheap gimmick. Rather some cholo Dodger girls or sorority girls at Arizona or some party cities.
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N words
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This has been a good game in all honesty
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>>158163304
boooooooo
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Okay what we doing here Megill? Probably just should have thrown whatever Contreras was asking for
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uh oh sewers...
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>>158163296
say that again
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>>158163280
I know it's you
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McGill you retard finish this
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>>158163305
I don't think it's that unrealistic. I'm a super normie and have slept with less than 10 women. I'm sure there are a lot of pretty and dignified women that have been relatively chaste in their lives. I'll come across them. I'm not in a rush. I'm still a long way from 40
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>MeGill
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>>158163258
yes mate, i posted a few times last off-season how kino it would be
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yeesh
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the chokening
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JDP is straight up psychotic, dude has a wild eye
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How are you walking 8 and 9 you nigger
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the fix is in
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>sewers choking in the 9th with 2 outs
>it was "baseball isn't scripted"
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2 men on...
On me
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Uhhhh...
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UH OH
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Closers are the most fraudulent players in baseball
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megill is dealing
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JDP draws better walks than Ohtranny
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>back to back walks
kek
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>>158163342
too much aura already
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Bruh moment
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>>158163337
i'm also in my thirties bro, neither of us are a long way from anything. wake up
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>>158163217
you're not going to be a man slut and find some pure virgin waifu who only wants you and is obsessed with only you, and it will all work out. this is just stupid.
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>>158163351
all relief pitchers are frauds
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Hoffmanesque
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this guy STINKS!
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BREW BROS?!!
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HE DID IT
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>>158163361
Yeah your 30s go by very fast
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Surely Moonky Betts will save the doyers. Surely.
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THEY WON A GAME THIS TIME
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Are they really gonna blow this? There's no way...
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fuck this gay ass team
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>>158163351
Except for Bryan Baker
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doyerpacos kek
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>dookie shitts
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Dodger bros...
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>pinch running for a negro
what's wrong with de paula?
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mookie sharts
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Pretty good game
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Fuck the Doyers
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based Cru
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doggiedoos!
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doyerpacos thought that one was gone lmao
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Least deserved save of all time
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Megill got bailed out hard
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Dookie shits!
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>>158163351
It's a very psychologically difficult thing to do. Why Rivera is so revered by baseball historians.
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BREWERS!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>Monkey Butts
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its over. the brewers have advanced to the world series.
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Faggot brewers fist pumping for a g1 win. I can't
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*shits and cums*
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Hit the road dude. This is private propahty
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doggy doo 'em!
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>>158163361
but it's true. I'm closer to 30 than 40. plenty of time to find the right girl. it's fine if she's several years younger
>>158163362
we shall see. obsession is a strong word and she doesn't have to be a virgin. just highly selective. sex should mean something real, not just be carnal pleasure
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Alright game
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REEEEEEEE!!!
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Rate this game from 1 to 10

Rate this game from 1 to 10

Rate this game from 1 to 10
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Doyers fans meet me at Pershing Square I'll fuck you all up. I know you're all in IE but you can make it
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OH EL DOYERPACOS
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KWAB GET FUCKED YOU SOULLESS CUNTS
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good game, brewers
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why dont opposing teams shake hands after a game?
its gentlemanly
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kek doyerpacos
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>>158163423
tree fitty
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Dookie plop!!
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just prepping the reverse gentlemen's sweep
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>>158163423
7
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LMAO DOYERPACOS THOUGHT THAT GONE
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>>158163416
What do we do with them?
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>>158163423
8?
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>>158163420
it was a bit of a fucking slurper to be honest
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>Angry hispanic hissing
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>>158163413
S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
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>>158163423
-1. I need some offense
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>>158163423
1 it sucked balls
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gn
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>>158163419
>plenty of time to find the right girl
can't tell if trolling...
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>>158163423
6 or 7
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and there it is
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Phew, Megill was really scaring me
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>>158163436
AND NOW THEY'RE SEETHING KEK
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dookie butts is a fraud dfa him already
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DOOKIE BUTTS
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>>158163421
kek seethe bitch
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Yamamoto will win us game 2
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GGs /mlb/
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>>158163424
I'm in the IE but I'm an Angel fan
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Brewers played a perfect game with their ultra Ace on the mound and won by a bee’s dick.
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Yamamoto is playing next game. Brewers are cooked
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>Yanks out
>Doyers down
This might be a great season after all
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>>158163450
why would I troll? I'm okay with the girl being younger. if I have my first kid at 40 and my wife is like 32, I'm okay with that
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>>158163423
Balk/10
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>>158163427
we FUCK ya!!
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can the whole stadium hear these post game interviews?
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League championship games starting before work is over is gay
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>>158163477
MUH
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Dodgers in 5 whatever, this win meant more to the than it did for us.

Stankees still seething.
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>>158163477
yes, YES! all my yes!
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>>158163480
The on field one after the game? Yes.
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>>158163423
around a 5
Skubal was very good, Misiorowski sort of fell flat
neither offense could get it going and the ABs weren't all that competitive
good job by Turang pulling it out for an inert Milwaukee team. also Milwaukee's defense looked good
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>>158163492
>meant more to the than
u wot
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>>158163477
I can’t jerk off to this. Post the whole woman.
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>>158163423
1 - Needs more tits
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>>158163477
alright fine time to jerk off
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>>158163437
Lock em up
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>>158163475
as long as you're aware that you're looking for a unicorn i guess bro. more power to you but...
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>>158163485
Bro you don't get it we NEED to make sure these games NEVER overlap to maximize TV revenue.
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>>158163469
Perfect game my ass. That was really just pretty average for the Brewers this year
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>>158163516
>>158163534
The duality of man
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>>158163506
>Skubal was very good, Misiorowski sort of fell flat
miz had a better line
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>>158163550
kek
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>>158163544
we'll see! I'm going to professional school to complete another degree next year. hopefully I'll hit it off with some older students. the body count won't be a dealbreaker in itself, it's just a strong preference for me. but I'm open to thinking about it differently. we'll see how it all goes as I continue to meet people
I respect your skepticism and appreciate the well wishes
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>>158163419
bro the time to meet a girl without a lot of experience and grow together is high school, or freshman year of college. in your 30's that door closed a looooong fucking time ago. you can't be a man whore and expect to meet women who aren't who are happy to be with a man whore. why wouldn't she want the same thing? It's just not how it works. your literal only option if you really want this is to become a passport bro and maybe find one in SE Asia. But good luck when you bring her back home. Just trying to be real with you, adjust your expectations.
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>giving up 2 runs in 5 innings is better than giving up 1 in 4.1
WOW A BUNCH OF RETARDS ITT
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>>158163516
>I can’t jerk off to this
skill issue ngl
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Why do people over react in a 7 game series so much?

And I'm not just saying that because the dodgers lost. If they won I would say baseball is an unpredictable game and can turn on its head based on one play or pitch.

I'm just excited that we're gonna get another kick ass series of baseball.
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>>158163586
I appreciate the perspective. I definitely understand what you mean and agree that it's hypocritical and less likely to find a modest and beautiful woman if you yourself are having sex with multiple people. but we shall see!
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>>158163603
doyerpacos really are stupid
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>doygers
KWAB
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>>158163623
home team winning game 1 is not a big deal, I agree, it is basically expected.
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>>158163582
Y'all niggers act like you get to live forever. All women are irredeemable whores, just find one who won't cheat on you and that doesn't drive you insane, then keep her around. Sex isn't even that important. Just stick it in every now and again and jerk off the rest of the time. Done. This whole conversation is gay.
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Flyover faggots watched this game and will still cry for a salary cap.
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>>158163729
What?
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>>158163719
It's 2026 and old-ass niggas think they're entitled to a pure virgin wife who is obsessed with only them and their cock...
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>>158163773
ask the same dudes if they would hire an inexperience plumber and watch their faces
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>>158163761
he said flyover faggots watched this game and will still cry for a salary cap.
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>it's not a big deal to lose on Skubal day
this is why >we need a cap
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>>158163799
plumbing is piss easy
just watch a 10min youtube video lol
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>>158163761
Flyover faggots watched this game and will still cry for a salary cap
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>>158163833
good point, that's why they famously make so little money and the work is never in demand
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get these brewers off the post game already we only want to hear from the dodgrs
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lockoutchads how we feeling..
>>
That one anon is right. If you want a pure devoted wife you have to snag her in high school or first year of college at the latest . Pro: you get a non-whore, certified virgin wife devoted to you. Con: you can’t run around and fuck everything that moves in your young years. It’s not rocket science this stuff. The odds of finding a girl to wife like that go down exponentially every year after they turn 18, hitting near 0% chance at 23
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>i really didn't even expect us to win today on Skubal day... *yawn*
>don't worry we have 3 other Cy Youngs left to pitch...
>Starting Skubal is kind of a punt to be honest
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>>158163899
Yyyup
Miz is already done too
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>>158163729
stay mad
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>>158163885
or marry a filthy skank who enjoys threesomes as much as you do
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>>158163848
*invalidates your multi-year apprenticeship and years of experience with one little youtube video*
mad?
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>>158163820
*lose game 1 on the road where the opposing team uses their ace and burns all their high leverage arms

When has this ever been a big deal in a 7 games series?
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>>158163946
i'm not a plumber bro i just run the payroll for a plumbing company. trust me when i tell you they do JUST fine
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>>158163946
plumbing entails a lot of shit from fixing a leaky sink to doing a big installation. you don't need a plumber to fix your toilet valve, you're not special.
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>>158163968
youre in hr?
post tits
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>>158163981
i have quite a few payroll clients and thankfully i don't have to deal with any hr bullshit since i'm a contractor
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doyerdoos kek
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>>158163968
You’re hr? Post twink bussy
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>>158163980
youre right, you dont have to be special to watch a quick youtube vid
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>>158163944
Filthy cock maniac skanks are basically gay men in a different skinsuit. So, if you're secretly gay, do that.
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Yes I spend 10 hours a day yanking on a wrench while contorted like a pretzel breathing mold and dust but I make BANK bro
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>>158164011
good point bro. nothing says gay like two women in your bed.
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>>158164015
they do, unironically. the one kid they hired as an apprentice a few years ago is already in six figs at 20 and it's not even halloween
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>>158164015
Lmao these tradies bragging about making $100k+ but leave out the part where they have to work 60-80 hours every week to hit that pay. No pensions , benefits , or health insurance for their fucked bodies either
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>>158164046
Too much hunger for cock is gay, even from a woman.
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>>158164088
>t. doesn't know how prevailing wage works
it's ok to be dumb but you don't have to be so loud about it
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>>158164015
tradies be like "sitting is the new smoking" but they literally smoke and also incidentally consume actual shit daily during their work
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i wish i could get a girlfriend or wife, but being inexperienced at an old age as a guy is literally the biggest red flag possible for women, even more so than being an abuser/criminal/addict/rapist. any woman who finds out im a kissless virgin at 34 wont even want to be in the same area code as me
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>>158164088
I respect plumbers and other tradies but has anyone seen or know one (over 35) that’s healthy? Sure they get paid but that’s because the work is hard and hazardous. You end up paying with your health which you can’t buy back.
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>>158164224
I'm 25 and I went back to school for a masters but I'd be lying if it wasn't also to be around women again
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>>158164224
just go get an escort and get laid
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>>158164236
the smart ones end up running their own shops or buying into one. dude who runs the business i do payroll for is 43 and only goes onsite for handshakes, setup or huge problems. pays himself a nice salary and worth a little under a mil right now.
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>>158164224
Just go gay and try to find a feminine twink
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>>158164274
Lol I think there was an Onion article (back when it was good) about a 30 something woman getting a literature PhD because she needed dick that bad



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