>for me, Messi is natural. Ronaldo is a trained productNigga making comparisons as if he were in a Disney ahh movie
a 'natural' messi would be 5'1''
Why does he say the dumbest things? Why is he like that?
>>158161602A natural Messi would've been a Quasimodo type character that manages a kiosk and has the best performance anyone has seen in 5 a side football games
>>158161579Zlatan spitting truth, as usual.
>>158161579That's because he can't just come out and say what he actually thinks which is that Ronaldo is a huge faggot weirdo. That would be retarded
>>158161579messi is as natural as obelix after falling into a pot of hgh.
Oh look, its irrelevant Zlatan, screaming things so people notice him. Incredibly sad character
>>158161579what he means is that messi plays soccer as a craft, ronaldo is mechanical
>Oh proud Zlatan Ibrahimovic, gayest of all the horses
>>158161579aparently Messi just drank some Pepsi, ate a pizza, trained for 15 minutes and just played at the highest level
>>158165148So off the mark. You stateist drones are so fucking stupid
>>158165233Messi is significantly more mechanical than Ronaldo on the eye test. Pessi has no flair and spam body faints
Zlatan Ibrahimovic sold his soul to the American establishment and the eternal jew, make of this information what you will
>>158161579He's talking about how Messi drinks sprite and eats pizza and doesn't lift vs Ronaldo eating clean and working out 24/7
>>158165873Messi, especially in the 2nd half of his career, was pretty rippedHis proportions are just really off
>>158165233>The 5'7 guy moves nimbly and impressively, the 6'2 guy is more belaboredTell me it's not just this
>>158161579no cl final in youre path
>>158165873You don't stay world class for 20 years without hard work and dedication to fitness. Although it is funny how Messi's best ever season statistically was when he was in his worst shape physically
>>158165495No, Zlatan really is a literal who with a mouth bigger than his mothers cunt
>>158161579He's right. Messi is Ronnie O'Sullivan, Ronaldo is Stephen Hendry.
>>158161579>Messi is Pinocchio, Ronaldo is a rapist, he added
Nobody cares about this Muslim
europeans are so fucking funny
>>158161579Zlatan is never wrong.
>>158166209zlatan is a gift to fans of the game man. i dont understand the hate for zlatan, like u follow this shit to be entertained, and he gave you the most enteratining goals maybe like in all of soccer history, he put on this show too with the character, and like, like he got what it was all about man.and then you all go and bitch about "oh he didnt win a cl" well who cares, like, you're a fan bro. why does it even matter if someone wins a championsihp or a trophy, your'e here to see awesome goals and a showthe difference between a player like zlatan and a player like ronaldo is that ibra was self aware >>158165859>>158165961idk if he had flair or, what to cal lit, but, messi just did soccer shit. ronaldo was all about calculating the optimal bee line and just gunning for it he was a robot baiscally u enjoy watching messi dribble and play, and ronaldo just kinda annoys you by being on the field
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