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>>158159829
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FAP FAP FAP FAP
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James Talarico was in the mental hospital all week kek
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Game's a stinker.
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These teams fuckin suck lol
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>>158161768
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Are the Falcons elite?
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no more falcons primetime games I beg of you
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>>158161788
>nipple piercing
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>>158161789
Always were
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>>158161788
>pierced, likely fake tits
Pass
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>>158161803
Enough about Ryan Day, though.
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Why the fuck did Keisha Lance kill a little kid?
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Fucking tired of all these political ads. I'm never gonna vote no matter what. Can't make me.
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>>158161788
>>158161803
>>158161808
Why do a lot of them only do one? You see that with porn sloots a lot.
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i didn't know will.i.am was a sports analyst, good for him
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>>158161808
>likely fake tits
nah
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Halftime!
Minatime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POST MINAS
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something football whatever
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my Broncos would choke against both of these shit teams in a slurpfest
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>>158161846
Typically, especially if it's your first piercing, a reputable piercer will only let you do one to see how your body reacts and to minimize risk of multiple infections.
So it's likely they're recording this prior to the follow-up, or they just can't afford the other one yet.
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>>158161885
whoa anon
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>>158161846
Shit hurted
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>>158161785
This dude must be a superhero of he has people seething in a Falcons Ravens thread. Nice to see some handsome young white men in politics. America is healing
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Fuck this, I'm putting on a horror kino
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I hate obese women so much
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>>158161909
This is a dumb question but can women breastfeed children with a pierced nipple or do they have to remove them
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>>158161926
Who's that crazy looking guy
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what's the median wonderlic score of all the players on the field?
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>>158161947
If they don't take it out, the milk is spiked.
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i understand it's an SNF thread but you coomers need to relax it's excessive tonight
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>>158161935
What movie?
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What are you guys eating?
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>>158161947
She can breast feed three at a time, actually.
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Where are the cocks?
go pack go btw
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>>158161988
Pumpkin seeds I roasted
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>>158161988
Soup
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>>158161964
The new JFK that will usher in an era of Peace &: Prosperity
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ngl i expected more from 2 queen cities at faptime
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my Ravens
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>>158162005
He looks a little unstable
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>>158161947
You can, but it's not recommended. Not even because of the chance of infection, it's just fucking annoying, more annoying than breast feeding already is/can be.
Leaving the piercing in can cause unintentional latching and spraying, exponentially more than is already possible. You're better off just removing them prior to giving birth and leaving them out until you're done pumping/feeding.
Plus, after giving birth, getting re-pierced'll feel like fuckin' nothing.
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>>158162005
he's too much of a weird little faggot for me to evr vote for him, men should be strong and have huge muscles and visible pecs
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>>158161999
>Pumpkin seeds I roasted
Kino. Is that difficult to do?
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>>158161988
I had Taco Derp during the late afternoon game, so it's just water now.
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glorified hbcu ahh game
turn it off
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*ahem* I have an announcement to make at the end of the game. Stay tuned.
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>>158162024
Ty anon I never knew that
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>3rd & 10
>Threw it 11 yards
Whoa, is this the Twilight Zone?
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>>158161846
Some get pierced nipples because they have an inverted nipple and this fixes it.
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i just remembered tua is on the falcons kek
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>>158161987
Amityville Horror
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>>158162035
You soak them in salt water over night and then throw them on a cookie sheet and dump salt all over them and bake them for 2 hours. Not that hard, really, but tasty! Especially the ones that still have some pumpkin guts on them that crisped up.
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>>158162035
I've never done it but my gf yes I have a gf lol and she's good looking just puts em on a pan with onions sauce for a couple of minutes shuffles them and that's it
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>>158161924
>>158161966
>marry latina
>been hot af since we met almost a decade before getting married
>finds out about cock cages
>locks me up and has me lick her latina ass
>always talks about meeting fantasy lover before and how I'm cleaning up
What do bros, she has me addicted
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>>158162018
>>158162027
If Charlie Kirk could have just been a normal dude instead of a bat shit crazy looney tune, the GOP could have a JFK too. Blame him
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>>158162066
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>>158161988
Ate this entire thing earlier today. It was good.
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I'm completing an assessment for my therapist and they're asking if I have suicidal thoughts. I do, but I'm scared that if I say I do they'll send me to the nuthouse. Should I admit it or say I don't?
Anyway, Bjian is so fucking good. He just destroys run defenders.
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ive had 6 protein bars today and im concerned I wont be shitting for another week
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>>158162077
The fuck does Charlie kirk have to dj with anything
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>>158162090
Congrats on eating one serving of pizza.
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Bijan is elite
ELITE
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>>158162035
Nope, just scoop the seeds out, wash all the pumpkin pulp and juice from them and dry them over. Toss them in some olive oil and whatever spices you like and roast them at 350 until they are as crispy as you like
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BEE JUAN
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just came back from my half time poo
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>>158162097
If you live in my state it's automatic 72 hour hold in the nut house and whatever antidepressants they decide to throw at you
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BUTTERFINGERS
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>>158162097
Yes
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>>158162005
looks like a megachurch pastor. probably just as corrupt
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>>158162069
Thanks I will have to try that.

>Especially the ones that still have some pumpkin guts on them that crisped up.
Nice so you don't have to rinse the pumpkin guts before soaking them? Good to know
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>not attaching your cover sheet to your eligible receiver report
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FAT MAN CANT CATCH
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Lmao fucking butterfingers
>>158162130
Ok thanks, I'll say I don't
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NO FLEX
ZONE
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>>158162147
>>158162149
It was over his head you blind ass motherfuckers
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>>158161978
CARLOS YOU LITTLE BEANER PIECE OF SHIT! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!?
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>>158162097
Tell them your a Browns fan or something
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>>158162097
If you tell them that, they're going to forcibly commit you and forcefeed you brain-altering medication, and you will never be the same ever again. Keep those thoughts deep down inside, son.
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>overthrowing your 6'8 lineman
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>>158162158
Good thing your hands can do this cool thing where they go over your head
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How do I get a job yelling "PAAAAASSSS"?
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Has Subway ever recovered from Jared?
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>>158162097
The real question is why are you feeling suicidal?
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>>158162183
their food getting way worse and way more expensive hurt more than Jared
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>>158162144
I mean, you don't HAVE to rinse them, but it's not really that pleasant. Just one seed once in a while.
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>>158162183
No fast food company has recovered from Ozempic or the high prices
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I want to I want to make it so bad bros. Just win. I want to win:wealth, vacations, sleeping in, and the freedom to tease anyone without getting fired. I want a massive mansion that looks like it belongs in an iconic cartoon. I want to succeed to such an absurd degree that I grow bored of winning, wistfully sighing out the window at my own greatness. Maybe I’ll even open a hyper-cozy, Hallmark-style gingerbread bookshop where, whenever someone annoys me, I simply pay them to leave so I can read cozy mysteries in my pajamas all day."
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>>158162183
Yes. Count the # of Subways in your area. There are more than McD now. Stay away from the heet owned ones
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>>158162183
When they took the five-dollar footlong off the menu, it was game over.
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>>158162180
As an absolute slob, the owner of this car is disgusting.
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>>158161868 her
titmogging and force fucking the face of
>>158161881 this ugly bitch
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>>158162214
that's only because subway is notorious for having the cheapest franchising fees of all the fast food places
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If the Ravens lose this game the entire AFC North will be 3-2
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>>158162220
That's over several months, Ryan
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>>158162214
There is one down the road from me that I SWEAR is a mob front because it's been open for 25+ years and literally no one goes there.
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>fagnano not in
gg falcons
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>>158162193
No particular reason, I just think living can be so exhausting and sometimes wish I was dead
My team is also shit, which doesn't help
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>>158162242
Don't kill yourself, cause then you won't be able to post here with your frens
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>>158162229
Subway wants as many stores to close as possible. Every close is an opening they were paid for and it's also a market opened for a new store. Their business model is as disgusting as it is hilarious.
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>>158161986
stfu sex-haver
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>>158162242
Well you'll be dead for real some day so try to enjoy the little things in life while you can
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TACCHDAWNNNNNN
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>>158162254
Fair enough, fren. I'd never do it, I just wanted to know if I should tell my doctor about it. Decided not to
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>>158162233
Several months as a raccoon's home?
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>>158162214
>heet
Jeet. Of my local Subways the jeet owned ones, where they actually work the counter, I couldn't deal with them. Jeets are way too different culturally. Too weird. We need to quit trying the jeet experiment of bringing them into our suburbs to help fill up our white collar jobs - it's bad enough having them at subway
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that stiff arm though
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>>158162213
>vacations, sleeping in, and the freedom to tease anyone without getting fired
I do this and I'm unemployed
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Berds
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>white TEs
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Andrews fucking blows now
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streaming SNF on sp cord. VC open

discord gg/vCcPr2jQ
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THE STRATEGY SHOULD JUST BE GIVE HENRY THE BALL
WHY WAS HE NOT ON THE FIELD FOR THE PAT
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Dude. What the FUCK is wrong with Mark Andrews the past few seasons? Did he get married and have kids or something?
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Keeping old man Andrews and letting Likely walk was one of the dumbest decisions that Ratbirds ever made.
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>>158162242
Don't die. We'd miss you
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andrews has singlehandedly sold the ravens this game. so much going against us but andrews is raping us
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Purple Drank
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>>158162272
Were your front end jeets also cheap as fuck? The one near me (since closed) was super cheap with every topping but lettuce.
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>>158162288
Second time in this game alone
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>>158162214
Its all of them near me. I don't trust the hygiene, also the subs are expensive. Easy enough to get a loan to open a Subway. Can buy yourself a 50-70k a year job. Walmart has sealed subs that are slightly cheaper, but I don't have to worry as much about someone with nasty hands making them.
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big oof, should have kept likely and got rid of Andrew's
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why they keep andrews over likely?
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>>158162298
That's a sad video. Looks like a kid's funeral too.
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Ohhh for the love of Raaaavens
Oh for the love of birds
Oh for the love of flying
And having a pint with the Flock!
*guitar*
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>>158162296
he's like 90 years old in TE years
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>>158162242
don't an hero. That's cutting in line and that ain't cool man
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>>158162312
16 point deficit from Andrew's holy shit
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>>158162323
tampering from harbaugh
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>multiple drops in the endzone
>fumble that got turned into 7 points for the falcons
just shoot this guy already
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>>158162242
https://youtu.be/9gIymSbIYvo?si=ESfCEIN6qWTAPHBU
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Did he died
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Don't think Atlanta is a playoff team, but they are quite close. Need another piece or better QB play. I actually think the Texans are better now they have MHJ
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>>158162005
Is he doing ok? Worried about his mental health after that psychotic breakdown. Hope he’s doing good! He’s got my vote!
>im a chiefs fan btw
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I was taking a shit who died?
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>>158162359
Hamilton does this shit every game. He'll be back in the next set of downs
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Hurray! Wegovy is now covered by medicare.
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>>158162332
>don't quit your day job!
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>>158162206
>steaming the glizzy
wtf is wrong with wypipo
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>>158162381
Wegovy should be outlawed, we need more big and beautiful bodies
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BIG TIGGER
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>>158162376
Nobody died. James Talarico was in a mental hospital all week that's why nobody's heard from him
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They should do one of these Peyton Manning ads where he's railing a chick while sifting for gold so he can tell us he's Matin' Panning.
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>>158162376
Mike Ditka
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>>158162237
Close anon, it’s actually just a giant money laundering and child trafficking scheme. Jared got caught snapping the product. Epstein was merely a distraction.
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>>158162401
Thank God, the narrator was talking like he just saw his own mother got kill.
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>>158162404
I didn't even know he was sick
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Brian Robinson sucks, get this BUM off the field. This is Bijan's backfield.
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MICHAEL PENIS wtf
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Penix shooting blanks
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>failcons
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>TrannyMAXXing commercial
can't make this shit up
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>>158162380
bro called it wtf
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>>158162268
DO NOT tell your doctor or any health “professional” that you’re depressed, especially suicidal. They WILL (((Baker Act))) you, lock you up without your consent for 72 hours, and brainwash you in to thinking you need to take handfuls of SSRIs and other brain melting toxic poison daily for the rest of your life. Plus it’s on your permanent health record which is shared to other areas of your life, including not being able to own a gun, sometimes missing out on job opportunities, and if you ever get in trouble with (((law enforcement))) they will use your “mental health problems” against you in court.

It’s literally never worth it to open up to doctors. It will screw your life up.
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Why the fuck is fagnano not in
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I am 25 and have never had a gf. If you can believe that.
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>$3.49 for a tender and a handful of fries
wtf even is society anymore
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Which team is the blackest of the nfl?
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>>158162097
jordan penison says to never tell a lie
do you believe him?
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>>158162473
What the fuck are you waiting for
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I don't think I'm gonna wake up at 8:30 for Jags Texans next week
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>>158162467
because they don't want to win this game
seriously, Huntley struggled against second string players in the preseason. The decision to but fagnano is is obvious
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>>158162473
I got you by five years
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Mark Andrews may get murdered
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>>158162473
33 here. Lost 200lbs, got loose skin and would rather die than have someone see me shirtless
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Henry would be averaging 200 yards a game on the ground if the Oline knew how to block.
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>>158162419
He's been unwell for a long time
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>>158162481
might actually be the falcons
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This is the blackest matchup possible in the NFL btw
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win or lose tonight. falcons are exposed as frauds
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>>158162489
Scared of talking to women irl and too insecure to use dating apps
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there are kids itt that don't remember 9/11
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>>158162481
Raiders
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Lameme would smoke these niggas so hard
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>>158161926
Is that Elliott Page?
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>>158162518
I don't remember making this post.
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>>158162474
Why don't you try Fatburger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
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Republicans would win effortlessly if they weren't sucking off Israel
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Motherfucker just tuck your fucking jersey
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>>158162492
hopefully SNF gayboys vs fudgepackers will be more fun
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>>158162559
yeah and also fucking up the economy and any US soft power too
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Puttin' the special in Special Teams
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>>158162559
football
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>>158162473
I got you by 25 years. Well I had two gfs, both by your age, but the hot one was a total prude so doesn't really count, the other was just half a year of getting my dick sucked by a cute face / mid body
But yeah after 25 it was over
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This game feels like it has been on for 5 hours
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Falcons need to unleash Penix. They're playing way too conservatively
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>>158162587
i feel like im in some sort of fugue state watching this
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>once all four feet go out of bounds
What?
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>>158162587
I turn around and watch about 5 seconds of it at a time every minute or so, that's all I can bother to do.
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>>158162499
Can't you just get the excess skin removed with surgery but ask the doctor to make it look like the scars were caused by a motorcycle accident?
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>>158162597
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>>158162587
how is there a whole quarter left wtf
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taunting
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>>158162597
Air Bud changed the game
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Shakes my cheese covered pimply butt
In your faces
Go Pack Go
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>>158162499
Can you tattoo it and say it's a wingsuit?
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>>158162603
yeah. I might keep dropping weight for a bit longer too though
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>Live in Commiefornia
>Every other ad is some political bullshit
Make it stop
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Might get into college basketball this year
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Super bowl preview ?
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fuck that
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>>158162656
Kek fucking imagine
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>>158162518
>Scared of talking to women irl
Ha literally me
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>>158162653
if you think it's bad there imagine living in a purple state
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>>158162643
Think how hot it would be if they got caught in a tree while you got to slit open their suit right over their cracks, then have your way with their buttholes
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>>158162653
What’s the point on wasting money on political ads in California? I’m in North Carolina now and the political ads suck but at least it makes sense considering it’s a swing state.
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>>158162499
Do steroids and fill all of that with muscle
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PLEASE PUT FAGNANO IN
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How do mascots get paid? Fuck all that
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What kinda name is Bijan?
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>>158162653
If it makes you feel any better, that's not exclusive to Cali.
I'm in GA and literally just got an ad featuring an elderly bitch saying 6-7.
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>>158162587
I've been watching football since 6am
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>Make a good Defensive play
>Make a good Defensive play
>Give up a wide open totally free big gain on third and long
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Just hand it to Bijan and throw it to London
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>>158162702
>an elderly bitch saying 6-7.
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>>158162683
Im 5'10. went from 400 to 200lbs and have been lifting for 6 years so decently strong and have filled out a lot of it
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Penix runs like a skeleton
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Deliverance 2: Wingsuits over Georgia
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>>158162722
Congrats anon
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>Chris comments earlier in the game about how he wants to see Penix stand in the pocket and sling it
>Now he's sucking him off for running the ball
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L O N D O N
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Jaggies would rape both these teams btw
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Calling
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>>158162747
>now here's a Penix
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>explains how guy cheats
uhhh ok am i supposed to be impressed by that?
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Just give them 1st down when they're on third and spare everyone's time
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>mfw I'm older than 98% of players in the NFL
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I got distracted watching utube and forgot this game was on lol
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>>158162747
He's a >black qb, chris will blow him all game just based on that alone.
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I have an in-person hour long interview this Wednesday. Really nervous for it. Do you guys have any tips for me?
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I hate to say it , I never thought I would say it but Penis is looking really really good
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>>158162751
You almost lost to iggles B squad, calm down
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Everyone at the bar is speechless
The Falcons just converted a 3rd & 10 and then a 3rd & 15 on the Ravens defense
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lightskin lanklets are a cheat code
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>>158162774
Don't tell them you're suicidal
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>>158162747
And you know, that's sort of what we see out of Patrick Mahomes
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>>158162777
Ravens defense hasn't been good in years
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>>158162751
Is that based TLaw
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>>158162774
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is the penix hot?
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>>158162775
Penis looking really hot right now
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>>158162777
I was at the bar with some friends a few days ago and there was this qt Indian girl but I never built up the confidence to talk to her and just ended up creepily staring at her I think. Go Steelers btw
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Penix really coming on strong, showing some hard stamina
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Atlanta's pass protection has been really good for most of the night. Jake Matthews has held up well at left tackle, and the Falcons have been able to hit some deep passes because Michael Penix Jr. has had time to let them develop
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just makin ya sweat a lil
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>>158162805
>tf
>tp
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>>158162789
How has he NOT mentioned mutthomes so far in this game?
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they're trying to break Penix
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That looked painful he got smacked as he chucked that thing.
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>>158162077
lol no
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>>158161868
ai
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>>158162766
>discover 4chan when I was 19
>turned 41 in September
wew
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>>158162795
The Penix-to-London connection on out-breakers, in particular, has been white-hot since those two guys got together.
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>>158162833
There needs to be a guy, who is a guy who he can point out is a guy, and compare him to Mahomes
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>>158162837
about an inch away from cooper rush for the rest of the season
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>>158162774
Go in there with the belief that you're not even getting the job and it's just for practice. It will make you less afraid of making mistakes and more genuine and loose and they will sense that
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How long will it be before AI-assisted commercials start having pornography or shrek cameos snuck into them?
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god what the fuck is lamar wearing
>>
God damn Lamar so Nigerian I want him as my qb
>>
You don't think "I'm going to have a battle of wits" when looking at Lamar's face.
>>
How the fuck are the ravens 3-1?
>>
Lamar looking like he just got done working a 12 hour trash man shift in Baltimore
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>>158162862
What about Mr. Turndaballova?
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Life sucks, then you die
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>>158162907
Lamar wasnt injured and the Cowgirls are incompetent lol
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>>158162907
lamar is a better qb than huntley
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>>158162914
he quiet quit
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please get andrews off the field
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Hit the road, dude
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>>158162774
Don't do what I did last Monday.
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>>158162915
many are saying this
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Dawgs
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>>158162915
I have a new appreciation for Warwick Davis after learning of this gremlin
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Be honest, would you eat some sloppa @ 2 A.M. with Lamar? Also the game's nearly over and we've only had 2 threads, this may be the slowest SNF game of the season.
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Tss tss, I didn't know my muddah's boyfriend, Lamar, played for the Ravens. Tss Tss, That's So Raven, or sumptin' tss tss.
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>>158162947
Smug vs Smug
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>another crucial mark andrews drop
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Andrews is kinda shit now
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>>158162950
Whoever picked this game to be on SNF should be fired, it was never a good pick.
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>>158162950
We're all watching the doyers get shit on
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>>158162915
life isn't that bad. It's often quite good
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>>158162950
not actually the worst looking styrofoam plate of slop i've seen, but where are the utensils?
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>>158162950
I'm a Steelers fan, so I doubt he'd want to eat with me, but sure.
>>
How was your weekend
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>>158162907
How the hell do you have an IQ above 60? Oh, you don't
>>
So could one say Kevin Stefanski going to the Falcons was an upgrade in his career
>>
Fagnano wouldve thrown it to Flowers and gained 30
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>>158162992
But enough about the residents of Baltimore and Atlanta.
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>>158162985
I haven't worked in like 7 years. What's a weekend?
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>>158162985
Baurus died during the meeting with the Mythic Dawn sponsor. R.I.P. in peace my nigga-brother.
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They might have to take Mark Andrews out to a nice farm upstate...
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this has been a good game. You "people" just love narratives and fucking with fanbases more than the actual game
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>>158162983
I'll eat with depending on ..what are you making?
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>>158161768
Bijon is getting all of these primetime games because he's zesty AF and Hollywood loves zesty.
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>>158163008
Ravens win the game easy with Fagnano as the starter
>>
Benis
>>
You'll never guess what just happened on 3rd and 10
>>
First down incoming
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>Ravens challenge: stop a third down outside the red zone (IMPOSSIBLE)
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Either Atlanta and penis are good or Baltimore sucks
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Enough of these shitty Georgia political ads please
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>>158163019
Good for neutrals maybe but the ravens are embarrassing to watch without lamar
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West Baltimore or Decatur?
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>>158163018
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>>158163051
what a reddit thing to post
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Why does Penix throw like he plays peewee football?
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Penix is fucking clutch. He just hangs in the pocket progressing and progessing, then he explodes deep
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>>158163025
I don't make shit, but I can take us to a place with a great shawarma.
>>
This dude is legendary
>>
girls farting
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>4th 3&10+ conversion tonight by ATL
Why did Baltimore give up?
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>>158163060
What’s Atlanta even about?
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>>158163065
?? The one thing Penis has is his release and throw is elite.
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>>158163062
Thanks, friend. I've been looking for a (You) all night.
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Remember when the Ravens D was good...
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>Dude London lmao
>Dude London lmao
>Dude Lon- oh shit they're covering him...
>...
>Dude Bjian lmao
How do you stop this?
>>
Games over just starting killing people
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>>158163093
Ever see that one show where it is an all-black cast and they do successful business ventures that only Whites and Asians do in real life? Yeah. That.
>>
>>158163060
Atlanta is in the middle of a forest at least
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>>158163108
That was like half a decade ago.
>>
I never knew penis could be so good
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>>158163093
Largely episodic surrealism comedy/drama
>>
Penix slinging that shit
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>>158163115
Calm down, Ray Lewis.
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>>158163093
le lovable underachiever and his impossibly hot baby mama
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>>158163112
You gotta put pressure on penis
>>
penis is still a 1 read qb
aka
>black qb
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>falcons settle for a field goal
>ravens miraculously drive down the field and get a td
>mark andrews drops the 2 pt conversion to tie
>ravens lose
>>
Michael
Penis
Jr
>>
>you know that penis has won and you just have to stand there and take it, for TWO MINUTES
jesus collinsworth...
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>>158163166
cappin' this
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>>158162985
I worked but my shifts were just half days. My life is completely valid and pointless.
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>>158163093
Historically black colleges and frats that do intimidating tribal dances
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>>158163152
you can literally see him going through progressions
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Fuck this game it's over.
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>>158163166
Wait a minute, this is just the Raven@Bills 2024 playoff game!
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>>158163093
Every job you see other races around the country do even the high paying ones they are all done by blacks in Atlanta. Atlanta is literally black Mecca of the U.S.
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>>158163178
Hey at least you got a roof over your head and you're here with us
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This thread is dead
Post some hot women
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>>158163141
I'm not a small dude and normal people don't scare me not even IRL but for some reason Ray Lewis scares me.
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>>158163019
Nogball is low iq and not entertaining. I'm sorry but someone had to say it.
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>>158163216
Who said anything about a roof?
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>>158163237
am i gay for feeling nothing from this? it feels too tryhard
>>
SNOOP LEGACY DRIVE
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>>158163238
Perfectly reasonable fear to have, fren.
>>
>>158163237
Disgusting farting shitting specimen
>>
It’s october. I remember it was June just a few days ago
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>>158163237
No pubes???
>>
Why is there so much suffering in this world?
>>
>>158163237
I miss college halloweens
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>>158163216
thanks anon that actually made me feel a little better
>>
Falcoons
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>>158163244
>Nogball is low iq and not entertaining
Came here to post this but anon beat me to it... But only anon and only just now... Shame on you goyball fans.
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>>158163286
And there it is
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>>158163093
having the zestiest niggas to walk the earth
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>>158163265
Fearing murderers is pretty reasonable.
>>
>>158163237
Posts like this just make me lonely because it reminds me that I'll never get to date a nice girl
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>>158163237
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Huntley is basically just Lamar Jackson with like 20 less points in every madden stat
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>>158163273
Because humans can't stop killing eachother instead of talking things through, and because billionaires will stop at nothing to get even richer
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>>158163302
Those knees have seen a lot of use...
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>>158163269
We are literally 80 days away from 2027.
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>>158163313
Kek yeah. He's Diet Lamar
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Nice catch
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>Roger called it in. Let's keep this one close.
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>>158163313
That's why he's his backup
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>>158163309
Alleged murderer, sir.
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>>158163273
Why don't America's largest recording artists get together for a global healing song in 2026 like MJ and the gang did for We are the World? Are Palestinians not the world? Is amalek not the children?
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>Okay, now cut to Collinsworth and Tirico sitting like awkward 12 year-olds who have no idea what they're talking about
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>>158163314
>billionaires
It’s literally just trump
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>>158163281
9 years ago, I was living under a bridge by the traintracks in a 9x9 electric utility room, sleeping on a mattress I dragged out of a dumpster..for months. I don't know how I never got caught...nobody ever came. I had a shitty phone and posted here with my limited reception I got. I am doing great now. It's never over.
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>>158163367
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
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>>158163394
>number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
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The worst that can happen is penis has to put in extra work in overtime
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>>158163302
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Luckswing is over now back to this shit game
>>
obvious fake injury to break up the momentum.

very smart from falcons
>>
Why do they call it Hotlanta? Is it unreasonably warm there?
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>Letting Lamar's echo fighter march down the field on your defense
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>>158163382
Wouldn't...
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>failcons
>>
I swear to god if they go to Andrews for the 2 again
>>
GAYPING HOLE
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>>158163367
They saw what happened to Mackelmore. We all know it's career suicide to speak out against the crimes of zionists
>>
Now That The Dust Has Settled:
P*nix > Gayleb > Drake Maye > Blo Dix > Nine
>>
Generational Baltichoke incoming
>>
Wew lads....
>>
What does the prevent defense do again?
>>
I'm not watching any more games this season if the throw is to Andrews.
>>
Drop incoming
>>
Uh oh
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>>158163482
It's because there are a lot of hot gay men like yourself
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>>158163495
I love to gape
>>
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>the municipality of ATL
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Throw it to Andrews in the slant!
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>>158163482
Come to Atlanta and you will
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OVERTIM
>>
Ok now for the 2pt conversion drop
>>
>>158163313
You do know he played better than Lamar ever did in the playoffs right?
>>
ATL Sissies??!?!?!!
>>
>>158163510
It prevents victory from the team employing it.
>>
Failcons bros....
>>
UH OH FALCPOOPS
>>
KING
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>>158163500
>Mackelmore
Nigga please
>>
Too much time for the penis
>>
Nice
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Please fuck up the 2pt conversion…
>>
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dayum
>>
KING HENRY
I
N
G

H
E
N
R
Y
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kek they just let him take the wildcat and walk in
>>
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can't believe the falcons blew a lead
>>
TOO MUCH TIME LEFT FOR MY FALCIES
>>
left too much time for Penix to work
>>
>failcons
>>
Too much time
>>
We got ourselves a football game here lads
>>
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If the Falcons win I will date everyone in this thread
>>
IT'S BUSSY TIME
>>
>failcan'ts
>>
Dubs for ot
>>
>40 secs for penis
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I need to eat some ass
>>
>that falcon smiling until he realized the camera was on him

maybe the NFL really is scripted.
>>
>>158163591
He's not Mahomes, you know.
>>
BIJAN 50 YARD TD RUN INCOMING
>>
KEK the south will never prosper
>>
>>158163237
who ? :)
>>
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>HANDING IT TO HENRY FOR THE 2
WE WOULD HAVE WON AGAINST THE BILLS IN THE DIVISIONAL IF HARBAUGH DID THIS 2 YEARS AGO
>>
>>158163596
The ole pigskin, if you will.
>>
My penis needs less than 40 seconds
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>>158163605
*Bends over*
>>
henry qb. actually smart
>>
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>get outta my way
t. Chud henry
>>
good rope from penix
>>
My bussy
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Derrick Henry will be remembered as a Raven. How do Titan cucks feel about this?
>>
ATL 65+ FG for the win
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I HOPE THIS SHIT ENDS A TIE BOTH TEAMS DESERVE NOTHING
>>
>Collinsworth with an amazing wind update
>>
Falcons are fucking garbage to struggle against a qb as piss poor as Huntley
>>
Penix dead
>>
AHHHHHHH I BROKE MY PENIS
>>
>its another case of prevent defense gives a free win
grim
>>
PENIX IS KILLED
>>
Pennix has no pocket awareness
>>
WEW
E
W
>>
>>158163605
based fellow salad enjoyer
>>
PENIS IS HURT !
>>
PENIX IS FLACID

I REPEAT

PENIX IS FLACID
>>
FFOOOBMBLE
>>
Penis kek!
>>
IT'S TUA TIME
>>
Penis heemed
>>
>be baltimore
>tie game
>play prevent
>give up 40+ yards
>lose to FG
>>
OH NONONON
>>
Penis looks flaccid after that hit
>>
>micro penis, jr
>>
THEY BROKE PENIX
>>
PENIS DED
>>
BACK TO TUA
>>
#TUATAG
>>
TUA TIIIIIIME
>>
Falcons season over.
>>
TUA TIME LETS GO
KINOOOO
>>
>incoming Tua victory and steals starting QB
>>
PENIX IS BROKEN
I REPEAT
BROKEN PENIX
>>
TUAITSOVA
>>
>TUA IN
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TUA REDEMPTION ARC INCOMING
>>
oh hes dead
>>
GET PENIX A BLUE CHEW
>>
MICRO PENIS JUNIOR IS DOWN ON THE FIELD FOLKS
>>
Would've been a KWAB if Ravens managed to recover that
>>
PENIS BROKEN
>>
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MY PENIX DON'T WORK
>>
How many ACLs can I tear in my penis?
>>
Tua will die next
>>
TUA TIME?
>>
>game took until the last 2 mins for kino
next week will make up for it
>>
>Micro Penis Jr
>>
GET READY
...
GET SET
...
DONT STAND STILL
...
IF THE EIGHTS DONT GET YOU
...
THE SEVENS WILL
>>
Tua??
>>
Anyone making an overtime thread?
>>
Inb4 tua turns da ball ova
>>
Tua Turndaballova takes the field
>>
SAVE US COOPER
>>
3 and concussion inc
>>
Here comes pooa LMAO
>>
TUA REDEMPTION ARC
>>
>pooa
I CANT BREATHE LMAO
>>
>Pooa
>>
TUA TURNDABALLOVA
>>
wow #TuaTag is good
>>
>Tua Turndaballova
Haha
>>
>>158163710
We don't need one
>>
Did Penix take a little blue pill?
>>
PENIS BACK UP
BLUE PILL TAKEN
>>
RACISM
>>
>penix back
kek tua
>>
This shit turning into NBA taking forever to finish
>>
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>Relying on Pooa in crunch time
>>
HENNY AND A HONEY PACK, UAHOOOOOO
>>
Im actually rooting for #TuaTag.
>>
Just go into OT
>>
>FG IS GOOD
LMAO
>>
OVERTIME
V
E
R
T
I
M
E
>>
Today I watched:
4 NFL games
1 MLB game
1 MLS game
The CS2 Finals
>>
why the fuck are they punting
>>
Bro ts boring as fuck
>>
DRAGON
>>
NEW THREAD
>>158163755

NEW THREAD
>>158163755

NEW THREAD
>>158163755
>>
put me in the screenshot of the Rapens losing.
>>
Why would you punt
>>
>OT
alright im going to be, fuck this
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What happens in Overtime?
>>
im so fucking confused
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>>158163759
because it's better than giving the ravens the ball back in FG range
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>>158163733
>RACISM
>>
>>158163727
>(You)
>>
>>158163757
Same except got mls and cs2. And I woke up and missed the first quarter of first game cuz I was up til 5 am thinking about not having a gf
>>
Holy shit he took on like 4 defenders
>>
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>>158162005
>Little rat boy that was probably made in a think tank
His eyes are dead, he's sickly looking, that boy ain't right



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