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kek!

kekvious! >>158134256
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Do people actually care about their partner's sexual history or was I being trolled in the game thread?
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>DOYERPACOS
KEK
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We need nu tho
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>>158163533
Go Dodgers!
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>>158163509
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kek doyercacas
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kek doyercacas
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One more than we won last year. Off to a good start.
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that faggy fatty
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pwnedgers
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doyercacas kek
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doyerdoo 'em KEK
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>>158163533
he'll end up with a single mom and be a stand in father for her kid and maybe get laid for the first 6 months of the relationship.
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YEP DOYER PACOS.... YOUP'REEE OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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pengwings pengwings
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>>158163607
that's an oddly specific and rather cynical prediction
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doyerpedros keke
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>So now that the dodgers, mets, and Yankees aren’t winning the World Series, you’ll stop asking for a salary cap, right?
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>>158163640
it's not odd or cynical. anon is the one who is odd and delusional to boot.
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>>158163687
I'm not an owner, so 'no'.
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>>158163533
The correct answer is that it depends
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Whelp the Dodgers had a good run but with Ohtani being absolutely dogshit the bad trades and the aging core, the time is now to focus on building new stars and replace the weak links
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>doyermiguels
KEK
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>>158163687
We don’t need a cap. Just spread that doyer paco money around boss
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>>158163694
Idk there are plenty of nice girls out there. Do you live in Miami or something
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>>158163738
you still have to pay everyone kek
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>>158163687
the only cap I want is a baseball cap to wear on my head!
#sunsmartgang
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>raiders lose
>doyers lose
cool
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doyerhectors KEK
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>>158163747
You just want a salary floor
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>>158163753
I live in the real world. who knows? it may work out for you, but I wouldn't bet on it and have no interest in hearing anything more on the matter. good luck to you, anyway and I hope I'm wrong for your sake.
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>>158163775
Niners won tho
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>>158163509
KWAB
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>>158163801
I want the Dodgers organization stripped and sold off for parts. I want Shohei Ohtani in federal prison.
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>>158163819
Are you with someone atm? How many partners has she had? It doesn't bother you at all?
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>doyerobertos
OH NO NO NO
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>>158163753
>plenty of nice girls out there
haven't dated in the past decade, have ya
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>>158163633
I wrote that
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keepin a stinky tally for this series. first to 4 stinkys will be relentlessly mocked and ridiculed. dodgers up 1 stinky to 0!
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>>158163873
I have. Last relationship ended in 2024. Since then I've been around a lot of Gen Z girls who have actually been really nice
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doyeralfonsos KEK
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>>158163928
uh oh...
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>>158163928
vgh..,
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doyeralbertos kek
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>>158163509
KEK KEK!!!
>kekvious!
KEK!!!
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>>158163775
>Packers win
>Brewers win
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Guys football is still on!
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>>158164001
Haven't watched a game since probably 2011. Back when Revis Island was a thing
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genuinely some of the most retarded looking kids I have seen in a while
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>>158164001
Shan't be watching
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What does he even do?
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>>158164021
You're a miserable person
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>>158164072
plays 2 positions but has only ever been the best at either of them once in his career
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>>158164072
Gamble
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>>158164021
Turn your monitor on
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i watched ohtani in his prime :)
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>>158164158
kek
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>>130520862
only oldfags remember KEK!!
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>>158164021
Are these his grandchildren I hope? Wtf I thought Murph was like 70
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>>158164226
Why do you use a Japanese vpn
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>>158164072
Came to ask the same thing. Is there a bigger fraud in MLB history?
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>>158164272
Yea Mark Walter
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>>158164075
probably true but his kids still look like retards
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This fucking dork is a Dodgers AND Yankees fan. He needs to be smacked
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why do the doggies think they're too good for a mascot
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thanks for the update professor reddit
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Professor Reddit here!!!
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>>158164394
they look like normal children buddy. are you ok?
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Boy those doyercacas really let a real stinker
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>>158164072
im going to be sad if he becomes consistently shit
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>>158164420
they actually have two mascots
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>>158164189
heehee
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>>158164450
Too late. Dumass
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>>158164450
Why? He's by all accounts a selfish asshole
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>>158164430
Take ‘em to school professor!
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>>158164450
>going to be
>becomes
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>>158164434
>are you ok?
look what website your on. Also I'm good, thanks for asking. His kids still look like retards though, it's probably on a count of having one in his lat 50s.
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>>158164480
>His kids still look like retards
please tell us in detail how you came to this conclusion, mister retard expert
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>>158164477
>>
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>>158164486
Why are you expecting a miserable person to give you a rational take on why his life sucks enough to attack random children
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>>158164501
i love it, they never have any answers to the most basic shit and it is hilarious to me.
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>>158164501
>attack
found the retard
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>>158164450
what? a "two way player" who will hold himself back in one of the two directions to avoid screwing the other might end up being bad at both because of that? color me surprised?
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>>158164408
Get off reddit
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>>158164509
>>158164501
both of you faggots must have grew up in the mid west where the low iq stare is normal
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I'm a dodger fan but I'm glad to see this fuckers downfall, Go make another episode of your podcast fagot
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shut the fuck up poodrepacos
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>>158164528
why do you hate him? lots of players do pods. also thoughts on Ohtani?
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>>158163965
cant say us astros and cubs faggots didn't warn you he was a shitter
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>>158164090
name the positions because batting and fielding is done by every player on the team and he only fields 1 in 10 games
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after this shameful display, i think i can safely say chadres are winning the west next year
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>>158164531
he's due another like $210mil through 2032 and he's been a below average hitter for the last 2.5 years
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>>158164525
every time i've been to southern california the "people" there need you to say things two or three times while they try to process it
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>>158164540
Yeah well still bats and pitches/fields but has only ever been the best at batting once and never at pitching. But apparently being above average to elite (depending on year) in either makes you the GOAT
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>>158164548
>below average
he was top 5 in OPS, bat speed, exit velocity, and chance%
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>>158164564
so where does that put PCA who is above average batting and elite fielding?
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>>158164525
>must have grew up
kek...KEK!!!
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>>158164531
Dude is pretentious fag who thinks he is gods gift to mankind. He once said he keeps bats near all his mirrors in his home so he can take mental at-bats.

>"He repeats this process continuously throughout the day and before going to bed, simulating pitchers and high-pressure at-bats in his mind.

Ohtani was only good when he could bet on games
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>>158164570
this was a fluke year for PCA like it was Ohtani in 2024 and Springer and Cal in 2025, the regression has already started for Pete
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>>158164226
Nah Murph fucks. He's been married three times.
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>>158164566
>top 5
on the team? I'll admit his stats might be there but they are below my expectation for him and his price tag. Also I have to kind of recalibrate my expectations since the whole league's offense has been slowing down.
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>>158164547
Absolutely not
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>>158164590
maybe stop using batting average like a boomer
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>>158164570
great question, which does why it's extremely retarded to call Ohtani the GOAT
a Gold Glove fielder and Silver Slugger bat is better than Ohtani being a great bat most of the time and a limited innings pitcher every season
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>>158164525
>must have grew up
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Congratulations Milwaukee! You're now obligated to host an anime night for next season.
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>>158164594
I've come around on some of the stats but I do watch most of the games and Mookie ABs always felt worse than they should have.
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>>158164606
We had a naruto night this season actually
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doggiedoos kek!

cum shitter kek!
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>>158164591
the Dodgers' young guys are being walled by their elderly older players and no team is going to take on the massive contracts of their aging players to make room for the young guys they should be playing. JDP won't be getting regular playing time because Ohtani is going to be the full time DH and Tuck/Pages/Teo aren't going to make way for him to go in the outfield. Doesn't matter how good those players were at their peaks, that recipe just won't work in the long term and we're already seeing the regression for them.
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>>158164622
but they're not obligated to pay that luxury tax due to tv deal
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>>158164525
>must have grew up in the mid west
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>>158164617
love the misty atmosphere. goes well with baseball
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>>158164525
>must have grew up
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>>158164633
Pretty sure its smoke from when the fires were bad actually.
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Has anyone mentioned how awful this scorebug is?
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>>158164643
There were large fires in Milwaukee? I'm ignorant of that
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>>158164655
only in group chats. i don't know how they did it but they managed to make it busier, less appealing, and harder to get info from all at the same time. i would be upset if i wasn't impressed.
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the dodgers have the OLDEST position player lineup, and ALL of them are still on expensive long term deals that no team will reasonably trade to take on. they got their rings, but this is going to screw them for the next few years. The Phillies(2nd oldest) are already realizing they're fucked and trying to blow everything up, but the Doggies don't have the ability to due to how much money it'd be required to eat up to do that.
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>>158164663
>they got their rings
They'll be reverted to 1988 ring status once Walter is convicted
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Where’s there’s smoke, they pinch back!
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>>158164661
In Canada back in August? The smoke drifted down here.
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>>158164655
there've been worse. list your problems with this bug, and be specific.
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the dodgers won't even play Kim and doggies really think they'll play De Paula everyday over Ohtani or Tucker?
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>>158164678
Oh yeah that's right. We got that in NY as well. Hope you guys didn't have to deal with it for too long
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>>158164706

3d bases add nothing, pointless waste of visual space. white lines between the team logos and scores, which are offset vertically for some idiotic reason, holding a black square in the middle that doesn't share visual language with anything else on the screen. transparent bg for some but not all of the bug??? "post" as an abbreviation is confusing to casuals, no reason to delineate that. batting order indenting the pitcher's name like a bad microsoft word paragraph, clutter all over the place, shadows for some elements but not all, spacing looks like dogshit ai trash. just a nightmare of a thing, a plague of solutions to non-existent problems
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>>158164730
Winky... I kneel........
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>>158164655
>>158164730
>>158164744
although I still think it's an improvement over the old one
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>>158164744

i could be the moron in this situation but 16:9 full box HD has been the standard in all of live sports for almost 20 years now? why the fuck does all data have to be in the same place on screen? why can't you put one team's score in one corner and another team's in a different corner? why can't stats pop in and out like they used to during the 80s? how the fuck has television learned absolutely NOTHING from first person shooter huds?
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Did my dog shits win today?????
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>>158163509
BASED DOYERPACO

EVERYONE JEALOUS
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Rays
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>>158164764
Dey fuh my ass :(
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>>158164783
Sorry sir
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>>158164791
Ohtani, he come up to bah, and I wash heem, and he fuh ass.
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dw doyerpacos one of ur asians tomorrow will surely give you a free win
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>>158164888
Roki Sasucky?
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I thought the scorebug was neat
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>>158164931
only thing I really don't like is the 3d bases indicator. I'm fine with fucking with fonts or font sizes
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>no ny in world series
>no la in world series
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>>158164977
>when the restaurant serves you their award winning fried egg hamburger without a fried egg on it
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Which player makes you feel it?
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>>158164994
is this a baseball player?
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>>158164996
She can catch my balls, if you know what I mean.
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>>158164730
>gives ux advice
>creates the most confusing graphs known to man
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We need a queen of the diamond
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>>158164994
Ryback
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>>158165001
>confusing graphs
They're not confusing at all, they're just not very useful. I don't weight the Dodger's WAR in April the same as I do their WAR in August/Sept.
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>>158165001
>MP3S is the most confusing thing in the world to kangaroopacos
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>>158165048
Sounds like you are confused
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We need Curl Oneupp
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>>158165151
The point of a WAR/ERA xy graph would be to create classification clusters. You'd want to discard older data and try and make it more relevant to capture the current cluster the team is in.
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Winky’s graph does not include WAR thobeit
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>>158165166
Winky's graphs got us to the moon
Show some FREAKIN' respect
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>>158165173
I’m a fan of the graphs!
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>>158165178
Winky is actually Osama Bin Laden, one they caught was some asshole from Cincinnati, follow the bread crumbs
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>>158165193
trip on tinky
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>>158165196
Sorry sir
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Gawd I need it
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Gawd I need it
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Gawd I need it
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I'm hyped for next year's Mets
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>>158165257
>next year
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Another year of Met magic bay beeee
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Anybro else been watching the All Women's Sports Network? Some of these ladies can really play
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>>158165260
Can't lose if there are no games
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NPB has no salary cap, they don't even disclose payrolls
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the mets will win the east and the angels will win the west through the power of kpop incel knowledge and hatred of the japanese
put the rest of the league on notice
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>the mets will win
Erm,
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>>158165260
You know what I mean brotato.
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What's more heartbreaking. Padres Dome/HR robbery or White sox blowing a 2-0 series win.
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>>158165315
please clarify
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>>158165318
She got big Tits
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>>158165318
the dome is worse because that series was close the whole time and the series being decided by bullshit like that is just unfortunate luck. the things that hurt the white sox were stuff that hurt them all year. Like the team that was 5th in all MLB in strikeouts and had a player break the single season strikeout record was going to strike out a lot, i just would not have expected JRam to carry the guards offense as hard as he did, given he was kind of shit this year.
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Kek it was 2-0
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Kek it was 2-0
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>>158165372
White sox managed to embarrass themselves far more than any other playoff team despite having zero expectations. Pretty remarkable if you ask me...
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Give P. Ness a chance
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Give P. Ness a chance
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A big red down arrow
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>>158165566
(No new money)!!!!
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doyercacas kek
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it's raining in LA and orange county
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZTjFW2RYo
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cheezerts…
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cum shitter kek!
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12 hours till Yams throws 8IP 0ER
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>>158165095
mp3s are what I play on my iPod nano
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>>158165411
kek
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>>158165724
You got a nano Dick
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>>158165744
GOTTEM
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>>158165744
bazinga!
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Yankees suck, but the girls are hot
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>>158165848
>girls
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what happened to the cubs
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>>158165926
I'm a cubs girl
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>>158165926
I'm a cubs girl
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[Ditka Voice]: Daaaaa Cubs
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>>158165926
cubs won!
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Fuck that cocksucker
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Fuck that cocksucker
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>>158165926
we’re hurtin’ here asshole
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Jazz massabatin with Mookie again looked like two oil rigs fell into each other
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>>158165926
han perdido... THEY LOST!
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>>158166166
Gay mets lad
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>>158166096
>THEY LOST!
kek holy shit. who beat em
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nnnnnnnnnnnnn CUBGERS
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Cubbie bears
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Get the cubbie bear clap
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I got the cubbie bears clap once, had to take antibiotics for almost a month
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good on manfred to give guards the primetime slot
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We are all Brewers fans
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has skubal even won a game since joining the dodgers? are we just gonna keep pretending hes good like ohtani?
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>>158164655
why don't both teams start with 3 time outs like they get in football?
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>>158164754
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>>158164663
>but this is going to screw them for the next few years.
not really, the entire payroll is covered by their TV jewery

they can let every one of those players bonilla them and not feel a thing; which is why a salary cap is important

their current luxury tax (the fee you pay for having a payroll over the set limit, based on a % you are over) is more than 75% of the teams payroll. the doyers and mets payroll combined is more than all 28 other teams combined.
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>>158164931
I don't know why you retards like to use this image to state an unpopular opinion. The retard in the image had a chud opinion on a topic and was rightfully shot down, literally. He was proposing to allow 10 year olds to marry
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>>158165614
>ohtranny goes 0-4 and doyers lose
poetic
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Misiorowski is a one trick pony. Next year the league will have learned to tee off on his meatballs for easy home runs
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>>158165848
mets girls are hotter tho
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Doyers to cancun
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Are the guardians a smart team?
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>>158163509
got that dog in him
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Should the Dodgers step down and let the Cubs have a chance?
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>>158164655
yeah there were some similar fags crying about it in the game thread. pic related is you btw
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>>158164655
Probably the best one I've seen all season. What is wrong with it? You've not offered any critique.
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Doyerputos kek
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Good morning, now that the Brewers have their fluke win they can get swept.
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>>158166976
I look like this when I see a new scorebug
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doyerjuans coping kek
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>>158166752
anon, please
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>2pm NLCS
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>>158166875
No they are fraudulent
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Next general manager of the New York Yankees.

It's time.
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>>158166568
He's been the best pitcher in the NL since he got traded
https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=nl&type=8&month=1000&ind=0&sortcol=20&sortdir=default&startdate=2026-08-03&enddate=2026-10-09&season1=&season=&team=0&qual=30
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>>158167120
>AI retort retard
>yankee moolie/cholo
of course
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I'm looking forward to Bananaball and the PWBL to play at all MLB ballparks due to the lockout.
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CHILLS
https://youtu.be/rD3majgQJ2M
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I'm looking forward to watching a lot gay porn during the lockout
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I'm looking forward to playing WoW and never opening up 4chan for months
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I’m gonna get back into magic the gathering
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I look forward to waking up and asking when the lockout will be over. Forever.
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Im just going to focus on some me time
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>>158167380
You wouldn't go on /vg/ while playing WoW?
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You guys don't seriously play muhmorpuhguhs.... do you?
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>If the Rays and Brewers meet in the World Series it’s going to be streamed live on Microsoft Excel.
Smart baseball finale. You in?
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>>158167469
fuck no, if I wanna talk about the game I'll chat with my irl's I've been gaming with for 20+ years
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>>158167483
I play RuneScape every once and a while
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>>158167520
this. 4chan game communities are pure cancer and largely some of the most unskilled and braindead players out there.
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>get into new game
>check out corresponding /vg/ group
>join in game guild/chat/clan
>it's just tranny cliques fighting each other over some trannygeddon that happened years ago in the discord
>leave
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>>158167566
Wow, this is nothing like /mlb/
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>>158167613
So true.
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>>158167667
Stoveminders, temperature and condition of the stove please.
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>>158167566
>>158167613
imagine interacting with spammy or the /vt/umors outside of this genny
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>>158167690
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>>158167690
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>>158167692
I posted with her at a fancy thread once, this stickied post season event. We were in thread 2 and she had replied to me. At one point early on a janny brought out the ban hammer, and spammy started rubbing her tummy and making “kekini” noises like a toddler. Just as I opened up my Pepe folder—spammy alt+f4ed it out of my desktop. “Don’t,” she said, like scolding a doggie. Stunned, I went to open up the folder again but this time spammy placed her delicate hand on my wrist. “Like me,” she whispered. She then mimed rolling up her sleeves…and proceeded to shitpost the thread with anime girls like bocchi hitori. Bearies and low frame rate gaysconsin gifs went flying from her /mlb/ folder to the thread. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but her cubbiegirl friend made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let her do this. She needs it.” I forgot to ask for her to fuck my ass: my biggest regret.
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>pitching machine can simulate any pitch from any delivery perfectly simulating any pitcher
MLB needs to ban these in the next CBA
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RIP Oakland Coliseum
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OKLAHOMA PADRES!
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we had it in the bag...
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give them soxie wears another chance
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>>158167798
Yet hitting is horrible
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>>158167896
Because pitchers are cheating.
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Can the Indians win this series?
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No hitter from before the 90s could break .200 in the modern game.
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>>158167999
no
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If Babe Ruth was alive today the peak of his career would be playing D2 ball after not getting scouted, and becoming a real estate agent.
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>>158167999
not a chance
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>>158167458
i think this meme is retarded but your dedication is quality
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>>158168048
I agree with you.
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>>158168048
don't encourage him
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>>158168048
Thank you for the encouragement
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If Babe Ruth and Ted Williams were alive they would gape all of your wives
>muhhh Mike Trout
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This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
Bandwagon's full, please catch another
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate
Oh so intricate, yeah
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate
Oh so intricate, yeah
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>>158168069
>80 poo 2 seamers
AA guy max
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>>158168069
Babe would have to be a DH and change his swing. IDK of there are vids of him hitting off like Walter Johnson, but he almost has like a slow pitch softball swing because most of the guys were throwing slow. Babe went 2/5 off of Johnson when Babe was 19 and Johnson was 27 and raped Walter Johnson over all like he hit
>Ruth batted roughly .292 to .324 depending on official at-bats vs. total plate appearances (113 official at-bats, yielding 33 hits, 8 home runs, 8 doubles, and 2 triples according to Society for American Baseball Research).
but a lot of that happened from 1920 onwards when Johnson was 32+ and I doubt Johnson was throwing max effort most of the time.
Williams was so physically gifted and smart he could hit in any era
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>>158168123
Walter Johnson wouldn't make the rotation for your local Canes travel ball team
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a piss a poo
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>>158168069
>Did not play
what a BUM
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>>158168111
>>158168123
>>158168069
Bob Feller threw over 100mph and Williams hit .344 against Feller with 10 home runs and 34 RBIs. We know Feller threw over 100mph because the army clocked him with artillery radar and his pitch was going 98.6 mph when they clocked it so it had to have been over 100mph out of his hand
>>158168137
Walter Johnson was throwing mid to high 90s early in his career
>>158168153
he was ENSLAVED and forced to fight in a war on the other side of the world by slave masters FDR and Truman TWICE
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>>158167999
rays are going all the way
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>>158168153
The last time there was a DNP - Military for an athlete we got the Pat Tillman boondoggle. I would be in favor of relegating the Angels to a Latin American special forces crew that works for the DEA
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Relagate this bussy
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>>158168169
I don't think fighter pilots were ever drafted and flying around in a first generation jet is one of the few jobs more thrilling than being the hit king. But he didn't play so he's a BUM.
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>>158168197
he didn't volunteer to go to korea
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>>158168229
Think of it as a 'Team Option'
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fuck it, let's get an eric lauer game
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Smart clubs are outperforming. Not looking good for the future of dumb clubs (i.e.: NYY, PHI, TOR, NYM)
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>>158168333
My Dumbiners are behind the eight ball again :(
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>>158168343
You'd think after a half-century, they'd figure it out.
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if the Brewers can neutralize Yamamoto even once, we've got a real fucking series
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>>158168333
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>>158168333
Hard to argue with that.
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>he has never had his shitter cummed in
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>>158168399
i know right. go phils!
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>>158168365
They can't.
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Carlos Baerga on the tv
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>>158164021
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>>158168571
kek
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>>158163738
Angels knew this for years. The astroturfed jap is a meme
How long until public perception of him changes enough that people start digging properly into the translator scandal? Reminder that the first story they went with was that Ohtani was gambling through his interpreter but never on baseball We Swears :) but then somebody told them that no, that wouldn't fly, gambling is a super no-no over here, and suddenly the Dodgers handlers got out ahead of the story and suddenly it was "actually Ohtani had no idea" which like tripled the criminal culpability of his translator but Ohtani threw him under the bus and fucked his wife to boot
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doyer 'cord melty
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>>158164072
Allows us to dream
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>>158163738
they traded the new stars to rent skubal's bum ass kek tigs scammed 'em
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>>158168648
kinda hard for MLB to care about betting when Kashi is a major sponsor everywhere
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it's thanksgiving
baseball should be over already
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>>158168672
>White Sox get pope hats
>Dodgers get kippahs
>Mariners get boating caps
What kind of special hat does your team get /mlb/?
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>>158168690
soon enough
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>>158168697
A lot of teams have Jew days because they can afford the fancy ticket packages
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>>158168690
If it's thanksgiving where are the football games hmmm?
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I miss him bros
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164 days left until Opening Day :)
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Betts SS
Freeman 1B
T. Hernandez LF
Ohtani DH
Smith C
Muncy 3B
Pages CF
Tucker RF
Edman 2B

Heart of the order is still 3 free outs or GIDPs, grim
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>>158168649
It's literally one anon from Bakersfield with a 4channelpass
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>>158168728
>$600 gorillion for *THAT*
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>>158168733
>Bakersfield
Not dumpy enough, he must move to Modesto if he wants my sympathies.
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>>158168763
RIP nuts, I should have bot a hat before they relocated
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Doyers lost kek
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>>158168834
Brewers lost kek (post sent from 6 hours in the future)
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>>158168427
Henderson's not bad himself. Yamamoto is a true playoffs ace, but the Dodgers are still pretty bad at hitting. Freeman is their only truly very good (perhaps elite) guy. Outside of that, they rely on postseason heroes like Muncy or Pages or Teo, and that's simply not a reliable way to find success.
The Dodgers have a great rotation. But a very good rotation can still stifle their lineup. And then it comes down to the bullpens. Gotta favor the Brew Crew there.
That said, everyone this postseason has been pretty awful at converting MOB/RISP into runs.
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Rick Henderson, now there was a ballplayer
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>>158164548
>below average last 2.5 years
kek
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Dae Sung Koo, now THAT was a ballplayer.
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>>158168924
who dat
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>>158167272
anon, please
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>>158168924
I would like to take her to a Mets game and then she can sit on my face
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>>158168949
my kgf
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>>158168950
Imagine how many selfies this bitch has on her phone
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Venezuelan defensive specialists fuck ya
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>>158168691
they say she was hospitalized last night...sausage overdose...
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>>158168986
what's the @
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>>158167999
The answer depends on two main factors.

1) How many left-handed pitchers does Tampa Bay have
2) How many of their pitchers know how to throw changeups

If the answers to those 2 questions add up to double digits, the guardians are fucked
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>1 hour until baseball
start it NOW NOW NOW
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Also keep in midn that when Cleveland last went to TB, we had Kahlil Watson on the lineup, a guy who later basically said "I can't see the ball indoors".
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>>158169112
2 hours
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>>158169112
5 hours
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>>158169057
auddk_77
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>>158169165
>pregame
No.... no not this...
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>>158169195
>What I see
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>>158169264
fat chasers are disgusting
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>>158169259
is this pepe not loading for anyone else?
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>>158169259
it looks stupid. I think they should ban outfielders from having index cards in their back pockets so either they memorize the configurations for each hitter or a coach needs to signal them with every hitter
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now that he has been exposed as an asshole, a me-first diva, and a player who only had 1 league-best season as either a hitter or pitcher, does Ohtani rank among even the top 50 players of all time?
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>>158169343
not posting (you) another screenie dis tiem
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>>158169386
He ought to be more infamous than Bonds.
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less than 1.5 hrs to gametime. not nearly enough to goon. wtf am i supposed to do
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>>158169411
MVP Baseball 2005 got a roster update in September, I've been playing that.
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>>158169411
1.5 hours is a solid goon sesh. 30 min is the minimum
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>>158169386
he was never the league's best pitcher
in his best pitching season he pitched 166 innings
he's only pitched 100+ innings 3 seasons
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>>158169431
hence "either," my Honduran friend
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>>158169386
hes not even top 50 best japanese players all time
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>>158169436
>you now remember andre either
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>>158169452
wasn't it Ethier
he played at the same time as Matt Kemp
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you now remember Yasiel Puig
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>>158168913
Brewers almost lost in smallball to the poodres, they're not going to beat the Dodgers in 7.
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>>158169490
You don't think it's possible even if the Brewers win tonight?
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>>158169487
puig doesnt let you forget him
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dodgercels officially on suicide watch and its beautiful
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>>158169524
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Jo Adell has more post season hits than Mike Trout
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As a Dodgers fan, I think the Cubs would have a better chance against the Brewers
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why do browns hate Mike Trout so much?
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Its nice we get to see the dodger meltdown occur over the course of this week. Going to love watching them seethe as they get swept
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>>158169536
>>158169554
you're not fooling anybody. go get some fresh air and sun
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>>158169514
0 chance.
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>>158169562
>sun
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>>158169566
That's crazy.
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>>158167444
based MTG player
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>>158169562
>denmark
>sun
anon...
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>>158169584
I look like that and I do that
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I ask this question in earnest and mean no disrespect to mr Mookie. Why does he wear the rape whistle? I'm surprised a professional athlete is that cautious and prepared for rape at all times
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>>158169606
leadoff hitters gotta be on their toes. what else can they do
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I still can't get over choking the ALDS
The thing that's destroying my head right now is what do with Derek Shomon?
They scored the most runs in the AL for the season but they struck out over 70 times in 3 games to get reverse swept including the postseason record 19 then 21 strikeouts.

Do we stay with Strokin for the season leading runs scored or do we fire him for the record strikeouts leading to elimination?
What's the right answer here?
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>>158169647
I honestly thought the players were fully bought in with Shomon. They even had Stroking shirts and vibed well with him. Even Murakami was singing Strokin and he barely knows English.
But then he got a golden sombrero in game 5
????

This is conflicting as hell.
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>>158169672
>>158169647
Get some fucking starters. You struck out less than the Yankees, I hear they're pretty good.
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Smart. Baseball.
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>>158169699
They don't employ enough women
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>>158169697
It wasn't the lack of starters that cost us though. Yes it cost something but ultimate it was on the offense for striking out record amounts and stranding entire villages. It was like 3 for 27 with RISP in the postseason. That's a pretty unbelievable number.
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>>158169726
t. Dumb baseball fanatic
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>>158169729
if you had starters your bullpen wouldnt had gotten lit up for 18 runs in games 3-4
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>>158169697
Oh and I don't see how we could possibly have struck out less than anyone seeing how we set a record and then broke that own record in the same series...
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>>158169699
How can dumb clubs compete with a team of mostly white nerds solving the game before a single pitch is even thrown?
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>>158169743
it's pretty easy to look it up
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>>158169420
Does anything exist like this for the slugfest games? That would be awesome
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>>158169740
Well that's true but even during those games if the offense stopped striking out and stranding base runners they could have still maybe had a chance.
This is very tough postmortem.
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and again, if Antonacci catches the Rocchio flyball you win the division and your bullpen guys get a lot more rest.

You even won the Cleveland season series. Anything can happen in the playoffs.
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>>158169781
Just an unfortunate year.
You know honestly this could just be cope but a little part of me wants you to win the world series. Then we'd say that it was simply destiny that so many chance happenings just happened the way it did to choke us out of the division and ALDS.
Still tough to stomach though
Will say as well though cheers for being civil and even kudos to being loyal even from over there across an ocean
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>>158169813
thanks bro, that was a fun series
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>>158169831
Well I wouldn't call it fun from our side
I'm still also having trouble determining whether it was worse to choke away a series like this in the worst possible way going from 2-0 to eliminated or to just get reamed with 0 chance from the start like we did in 2021 vs the astros especially when we got eliminated by a score of 10-1 in our own place...
Grim choices indeed
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>>158169831
>Wholesome chungus Guardians!
Can't wait to watch them get gaped
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>>158169843
Game 5 was way closer than the 21 K's indicate.

Gavin specially, he's been striking double digits and losing the game to homeruns all season long. Offensively we didn't do much besides José looking for his homerun pitch

>>158169874
the 3rd wildcard spot, whaever happened there...
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What's next for 0-4tani?
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>>158169911
bunting
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nlcs game thread
>>158169926
>>158169926
>>158169926
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>>158169672
>>158169647
Of course you bring him back. Dont forget that even with all the strikeouts at the end the Sox still had like 30 runners left on base and went something like 4-20 risp over games 3-5. The Sox win the series if they just get that one hit that never came with runners on. They never got the lucky bloop, or the hard hit ball that wasn't right at a player. Cleveland didn't change a damn thing over the last 3 games, the luck flipped.
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>>158170095
your bullpen meme fell apart in games 3-4, in game 5 when you finally used a real pitcher your homerun merchants didnt merch
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And when all is said and done, every single stadium in the MLB has better looking women than Progressive Field.
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>>158170124
Sox probably sweep if they get more runners across the plate in game 3. They got the bases loaded twice with less then 2 outs and both times drew a walk and a sacrifice. They turn those 2 run innings into 4-6 runs and the game is different cause different arms are used, Taylor isnt exposed, stuff like that. Not to mention the extra arms Cleveland have to use in the process.

Sox had a run of bad luck at the worst time and thats all there is to it.
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>>158170201
we can sit here all night finding reasons for things.

I prefer to look at the regular season because the sample sizes are a lot bigger and Cleveland had no business getting that bye
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>>158169970
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just as a final example, you couldn't sweep the fucking Rockies. Cleveland was looking at your schedule and thinking there was no fucking way we were getting the bye
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yeah but the white sox lost so fuck off lmao
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>>158170277
doyer de los angeles thread is that way >>158169926
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>>158170311
dodgers finna lose too
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>>158170359
based
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Rays can't hit lefties

We have 2 lefty relievers
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enjoy cancun white sox
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Go beers



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