>>158164558Whomst
>>158164558Who the hell is laruce
He just finds a way.
>stealers are still trying to convince people either of their 21st century rings are legitimateel oh el
Penis jr came up short tonight
Yes Flores will continue blitzing at a 70%+ rateYes it will keep working No, you calling it a Madden defense or a one trick pony doesn't make it stop workingNo, it's not simple blitzing Yes, it will be a Superbowl winning defenseHope this helped
>>158161733Arian Foster did it first, like 2 decades ago
My emo ravens! :)
Whoever wins the NFCE will have a losing record
Is it time for the Chargers to move on from Herbert?
>>158164598Literally me
>>158164569Safety blitz is not special nor is it unique
>>158164575refs blatantly fucked the seahawks. the cardinals wr (forgot his name) caught the ball in the endzone. it was an immaculate incompletion that touched more grass than every shitsburgh weasel on this website combined.
I think Eagles fans are upset
>>158164588Not gonna lie, I'm really jealous of that stadium. Levis Stadium sucks so much ass
Seahawks crying about refball? Really? Lol
I hope every player on every team with a winning record gets career ending possibly life threatening injuries. No fans deserve any joy whatsoever.
>>158164558God DAMN I'd love to slowly stroke my fat throbbing cock all over her face and tits. I'd also be very aggressive and be like "get on your fucking knees" and "don't you fucking move" when I'm about to cum on her. Then after I cum on her face I would then proceed to fuck her again with my post cum boner for another 30 seconds while tongue kissing her, swapping my cum back and forth until she swallows it.
I'm just saying, Fagnano would have won that game before overtime
>>158164618Levi's was designed for Candlestick Point and it would have been awesome there. The problem is they didn't redesign it when they decided to build it in Santa Clara instead.
>>158164627also go titans
MAYBE SHITCAGO SHOULD HAVE LET KEENUM PLAY ALL GAME
>>158164574That beauty to Parker should have been the game winner. Trev doesn't care though, a W is a W.
Center > quarterback > halfback > fullbackShouldnt it beCenter > one third back > two thirds back > fullback?
>>158164627Look forward to embarrassing you in November when your team is dead and you've run out of hope. Hopefully we can fit in a Brock Purdy broken leg.
is it really justin herbert's fault?
>>158164636didn't keenum throw a pick on his first drive after coming in
>>158164558bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-5 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>158164618I went to the Vikings stadium for a pre-season game last year, the food sucked but otherwise it was very niceI was surprised by how easy it was to park nearby
>>158164602Yes but there’s no hope for that franchise
>>158164648game was way over by then so what
Packers
>>158164574
>>158164649He averaged 5.4 yards per carry. He just kept getting hurt.
>>158164642they should all be quarterbacks so that way all 4 add up to one full 'back'
>>158164644Seethe and dilate. Seahawks fans are so sensitive, imagine having this much of a melty over losing a close game in week 5.
Bears gonna score 50 points next week, right guys
>>158164665Imagine thinking your injury prone team and overrated QB are doing anything in the playoffs.
>>158164634False, I am the only titties fan on /sp/ and I don't wish players on other teams any harmThere is a relatively short list of fanbases that I hope get dick cancer, however it has little to do with football and more about just being trash people overall. I am sure we all know which ones I am talking about and yes it includes you.I am at the beach this week so I don't have time to post on /sp/ about the titties, they just suck and the owner is a nepo baby cunt who should sell the team to locals and go back to living off daddy's trust fund. Not any reason to elaborate further on that, except maybe don't hire the HC retreads from the only two teams worse than you in the league as your own HC and OC
>>158164598someone call ICE
>>158164670Depends on if Caleb is playing
Ben Johnson is currently 2-6 in the regular season against the rest of the Norf, with his two wins being against Nine and Malik Willis.
How is your team looking?
>>158164671yeah you're malding lmao
Has there ever been an nfl coach that’s had a job for 10 years and never won a Super Bowl? Just curious
When will someone just take the hit and stab the other team's best player?
>>158164674Democrats sweeping midterms. Looks like my Niner bros are back across the border. Awwwww yeeeee. Lombardi, here we come
>>158164680Ben Johnson is currently the only NFC North coach to win a playoff game since the ancient times
>>158164689Bud Grant?
>>158164688Insanely high IQ move by the gnats here.
>>158164693Against another NFC North team, doesn't count
>>158164691Sean Payton did that with the saints. You can only get away with it if your city suffered a massive tragedy in the recent past.
>>158164693Barely won the division on a down year from injuries / Nine last year He's not even gonna make the playoffs this year
The NFCW is brutal this year. The reigning superbowl champs are the third best team in the division. That's wild.
>>158164689That cat with the Bills
>>158164627This, but just the Chiefs
>>158164725>he thinks the rams are good
>>158164689Marvin LewisJim Mora (PLAYOFFS?!)Jeff FisherDan Reeves
>>158164727she has a bigger dick than all her fans
Herbie needs to hit his head more, then he'll figure out the offense
>>158164689Bud Grant and Marv Levy
explain yourselves
My Chargies are ASS. And that is a good thing.
>Wions win>Broncos win>Ravens winFeels good being a broship fan rn even though we took some friendly fire
>>158164742none of them won a game this week and two of them played each other
>>158164742>every team lost despite two teams playing each otherMy fucking sides hurt from laughing.
>>158164756Akshually, it was a tie
Why can't Penix keep it up on the field?
>>158164762Spiritual loss for both teams, Daniels going full retard at the end has made people forget that Skatt also went full retard with his fumble
>>158164766BRUTAL
>>158164765the pocket just tightened up on him mid stroke. Sometimes that can break a Penix
is Jared Goff a future Hall of Famer?
>>158164765The nigga's body is held together with duct tape.
>>158164558>your 2027 mvp
>>158164766that's Pro Bowl QB Tyler Huntley you're talking about
>>158164766Allen really has zero overtime wins?
>Penis goes down with an injury again>fumbles the ball on the same play >got outplayed by an undrafted back up
yall gotta chill on jayden he the reason they should of won that game in the first place !!!!!!!
>>158164558why are the falcons
PFF has these QBs ranked higher than PurdyMahomesAllenBurrowLamarDakThoughts?
>>158164796'fraid so
>>158164806All true except Dak
>>158164787Some people just don't have the right genes to last in the NFL. It's sad but you can't coach toughness.
>guy who made the play that lost the guy should've won the game >it's not fair to blame him >blame the white guy who wasn't even on the field instead>the white guy who said his QB is too stupid to know what to do in that situation >the guy on the field getting millions is too stupid to know fundamental details of the game he's being paid a fortune to play many, many, many such cases
>>158164812Idk if he's still playing football after all that he's pretty tough. Can't say if he will have a long career but being able to bounce back after that many injuries is impressive.
>>158164814Looks clean to me
>>158164806All of them except dak have been very good. Purdy though has been the most consistent of all of them, hasn't had a single bad game yet where the others have all jobbed so far, either costing their team at least one game or trying to in one way or another
>>158164813The white guy admitted that he should have known his QB was stupid to be fair. He isn't blameless.
>>158164806I dunno if I’d take burrow over Purdy desu
>>158164814my reffies getting the call right :)
>>158164650downtown MSP really is good for parking, tons of lots and the business all will gladly take your $20 to park in their lot lol. Also, you can park at the MOA and take the tram, just don't do it on non-gamedays.
>>158164787>Indianawtf nigga they had a program before 2025?
>>158164796
>>158164777Like that Abella Anderson bangbus scene where she was riding reverse cowgirl and broke that guy's dick?
>>158164820Not a single one picking the ravens is really stupid. But that most certainly has to do with the Falcon’s win last week.
>>158164562Hideous display on offense. Herbie is a tard, Bo is an anxious mess and oh yeah let's just run it down the middle on 3rd and long while we're at it.
>>158164816It's impressive but he's not going to be able to find a job if he can't stay healthy. The best ability is availability, nobody is going to pay him when they know he's just going to take up space on IR.
Who has the hotter girl: Allen or Herbert?
>>158164828He was hurt literally the entire time he was there lol
>>158164839Herbert no contest
>>158164839Neither, they are both jewish succubae who are draining their men of their willpower.
when are the Chargers going to get a real Quarterback?
>>158164839Kelce
>>158164846Ew...
>>158164839I think Josh has the hotter girl. Beer looks uncanny with how much work she's had done. She's going to look like Joan Rivers in a couple of years.
Why did Pooa's parents Mr. And Mrs. Pooa name their kid turndaballova? Did they think it would be funny if he became a QB and turned the ball over a lot?
>>158164842Don’t think that’s the only thing getting drained. Madison would probably make my balls the size of tiny pebbles
>>158164850His name is Donny
>>158164854He's carrying the wheel?
>>158164856lol no that's Jonas, from the song My Name Is Jonas by Weezer!
>>158164558Why does she look so Asian? When did the 49ers have Asian fans?
>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON>ARE YOU IN HERE JAXSOOOOOOOOOOON???>THEY'RE STILL MAKING ME CALL PLAYS FOR A NIGGER JAXSOOOOOON>I DON'T LIKE IT JAXSOOOOOOOOON
Held a QB To Under 300 Passing Yards AwardJust give us the owl now
*moves to 2-0 against the reffies on the season*
>>158141070>>158141070>>158141070>>158141070I told you fools.
>>158164862>brisketdefense did look good though, lots of tight man coverage. there were a few missed aignments but i'm hopeful they can come out of the bye looking mediocre at the least which should be enough to keep the team competitive
>>158164858Thanks, Google AI! What would I do without you?
My Puckers won! :D
>>158164863The Prince bows to no one.
>>158164861And there it is.
>>158164862>His team allowed more than 100 passing yards or 150 total yards
>>158164742My HC is a bald retardMy OC thinks he's Ben JohnsonMy DC can only coach the first half before hitting the Prevent Defense button
>>158164796More than that, he's only ever scored 3 pts in OT. Not averaged, total
>>158164862Fingers crossed Brian Branch is back soon
>>158164878he started practicing, him and cade mays should both be back after the bye
Today was exciting
>>158164874What would the distance on the field goal have been if they just kicked it on that play Jayden Daniels brain fell out?
>>158164873How did the vikings randomly get the best defense in the league?
>>158164874Its okay. Dan Quinn knows all of Kyle Shanahan's offense, so its probably a trap game to be honest with you
>>158164686The NFC East should be fucking ashamed.
Madison might actually dump Herbie....
>>158164886Brian Flores has been putting offences in a blender for years. That said the Vikings did hard focus defensive players in this draft class which is paying off early
Lotta weird endings today.
>>158164894Good. He might start playing well again once the succubus stops draining his power. Just wait till this season is over madison.
>>158164885Idk it couldn't have been more than 40 yards. Stevens probably misses that though, that's just our luck>>158164887>its probably a trap gameWe already got our trap game win. We're cooked
>>158164868>MyShut the fuck up, canacuck.
My chargies might be shit, but at least girls are still pretty
>>158164886Brian Flores has been tweaking his system yearly and adding personnel / developing playersDallas Turner and Jalen Redmond took big leaps this year, Blake cashman and Van Ginkel are back to prime form after their injury bugs last year, Byron Murphy is back to where he was in 2024 after a down year, Isaiah Rodgers got fully adjusted to the scheme after needing a year to get into a groove, and James Pierre has been a surprising perfect fit for the scheme.It's been a 4 year process with the defense improving every year
>>158164899>mariota>burks>haynesworth way back whenIs washington the place where Tennessee's washouts go to play?
Everybody is asking themselves “Who can beat the Chiefs” and wondering, out loud, in the company of others, “Who can save us?”
>>158164909That 1,000 cock stare though...
>>158164911>Tennessee's washoutsMariGOATa mogs the shit out of Ward
>>158164839I think Bo's wife is a cutie
>>158164863>>158164871They tried to hide this one in the London 9:30 window but an actual miracle made things right. Team of destiny.
>>15816491249ers
>>158164921Imagine if the Jags buzzsaw the Chiefs in the playoffs. Would be glorious.
Is Tyler Huntley an elite backup?
>>1581649123/4 of the NFCW can beat them
An unrestricted free agent in the 2009 off-season, Haynesworth signed a seven-year, $100 million contract with the Washington Redskins on the first day of free agency, February 27, 2009.[55] This was despite being offered more money[56] by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The deal was expected to pay Haynesworth $32 million in the first 13 months,[3] included $41 million guaranteed, and could have reached $115 million if all incentives were met.[55] Tennessee's final offer to Haynesworth reportedly amounted to a four-year package worth $34 million total, with about $20 million in guarantees.[57] Haynesworth reported on Sirius Blitz that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offered him a $120 million deal that could potentially increase by 20%. He says that he took a discount to play with the Redskins because of their large fan base and media outlet, something that he also did not have in Tennessee.[58] In April 2009, the Titans asked the NFL to consider tampering charges against the Redskins, claiming that the Redskins contacted Haynesworth before the free agency period began on February 27.[59]
Would you want Justin Herbert to be your starting QB?
>>158164928We saw a glimpse of this last season.
>>158164932In 2025 he won two games against teams that went to the playoffs, and this year he won a game against a team that outscored its last two opponents 80-38. You tell me
perfect kicker vs winning kicker
>>158164939
>>158164906You do t feel like you're a part of your favorite team?
>>158164935Only if he locks in and dumps that jewish succubus.
>>158164935No, I've got Brock Purdy. Justin Herbert is too much of a downgrade.
>>158164932Yeah, he's unironically Diet Lamar.
>>158164943>perfect kickerBut enough about The FOURTH REICHard.
>>158164943Little is such a king
>>158164928>>158164939>>158164928The only possible outcome better than a Chiefs blowout would be if it happened on a sloppy Trevor scramble for a game winning td (again).
If the Vikings and Niners meet in the playoffs, who would be favored?
>>158164806PFF doesn't know ball
>>158164954Niners offense and Vikings defense would be favored equally.
>>158164954The Vikings would kill to have Sam Darnold as their quarterback and he just looked like shit against the Niners D.
The more I see of Huntley the more I realize lenig nigson is the anchor holding this franchise back
>>158164961>The Vikings would kill to have Sam Darnold as their quarterbacksource?
>>158164954Whiners would rape them
>>158164920Bo nix is officially in the wholesome wife QB squadMay tuddies minimal turnovers be among him
>>158164948Brock Purdy should upgrade his chick
>>158164943>>158164950>>158164952Imagine growing up as a soccer player, following pro soccer, transitioning to being a gridiron kicker, and then you nail a walkoff fg in Wembley Stadium. I love this dude.[spoiler]He's the current record holder for the longest fg in NFL history but no one gives a shit.[/spoiler]
>>158164943cleaned up those edges
>Seahawks fans on social media crying about the refball on the failed 4th down conversion. Maybe blame your receiver for not making this catch instead
Will my cardies ever win a game ever again? At least the jaggies delivered kinoly.
>>158164972Yeah, that's what the (((experts))) said about these games too.September 15, 2024 Minnesota Vikings 23–17 U.S. Bank Stadium (Minneapolis, MN)October 23, 2023 Minnesota Vikings 22–17 U.S. Bank Stadium (Minneapolis, MN)Stick to hockey, canacuck.
>hey anon, what did you think of the games yesterday?
>>158164986Zamn is that your workwife?
>>158164982Please tell me this guy was the referee in that game.
>>158164978>Advocating for a greasy gooner wifeNo sir. No sir we shall not condone filth.
>>158164960Kang defense solid right now?
>>158164820Zogbots unironically r8 Lamar
>>158164933Patrick Mahomes has a career record of 9–2 against the NFC West (including regular season and playoffs). Would you like to see a breakdown of his record against specific NFCW teams?>Yes, thank youSan Francisco 49ers: 4–0 (including Super Bowls LIV and LVIII)Los Angeles Rams: 2-0Seattle Seahawks: 2-1Arizona Cardinals: 1-1>What do you think are the odds he finishes with a winning record against the nfcw this season?The odds are highly in Patrick Mahomes' favor to finish with a winning record against the NFC West this season.Because the NFL operates on a rotating division schedule, the AFC West plays the entire NFC West during the 2026 regular season. To secure a winning record against them, Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs need to win at least 3 of their 4 matchups. Given that the Chiefs are off to a dominant 4–0 start this season, oddsmakers and projection models heavily favor them in almost every matchup.
>>158164993Who your chick with says a lot about you and your confidence. Brock not being able to branch out of a 4/10 is cucked behavior and shows a lack of confidence
>>158164997It really always has been, at least this century, outside that season with Mr. "Bend-Don't-Break."
>>158164954They play each other in November I think
>>158164689Very, very curious, at what point would you fire him?>2017: 1-10 start, get Jimmy G, win 5 in a row>2018: Jimmy G hurt 2 games in, shit season>2019: Lose the Sueprbowl>2020: Everyone hurt all season long>2021: Start 3-5, go on a 7-2 tear, lose in the NFCCG>2022: Lose your 1st and 2nd string QB, start a 7th round rookie, get to the NFCCG and lose him, lose your 4th string too>2023: Overtime loss in the superbowl>2024: Everyone hurt and dead>2025: Everyone hurt, still get to the divisional round>2026: 5-0 startSo where along this line would you go "Yup, right there is where he should have been fired."
Pissing, farting and shitting all feel great
>>158165005>>Yes, thank you>saying "thank you" to a botwhat a fuckin' fag. kek. everyone laugh at that faggot!
>>1581649921. Deebo didn't fumble. He was down2. It wasn't intentional grounding. Purdy lobbed it to Kittle in the area3. Seattle didn't call timeout in time before the play clock hit zero on the touchdown pass. Refs let them have that for no reason.4. No 15 yard penalty on Diggs for punching EvansI know Roger FAGdell hates the 49ers because Joe Montana killed his shitty teams. Thats why the Chiefs have two rings btw
Feels like we're back to 2023-2024
>>158164939You saw nothing bum, you aren’t the first shit team to beat the Chiefs in the regular season. You aren’t even relevant in January, you can hang your week 4 super bowl banner though. Shit bum team, let’s see if you can even make it to Arrowhead to get raped bottom bitch shit ringless team
>>158165005I hate the antichrist, I hate this drivel, and I hate the Chiefs.
>>158165010Isn’t this basically Andy Reid in Philly? Brock Purdy is Shanahan’s Donovan McNabb, who similarly was in MVP conversations and looked elite at times
Tua turned da ball ova.
>>158165016>youWho do you think you are replying to, retard? Go to bed.
>>158165013Civility and empathy are white traits, you wouldn’t get it
>>158164735>Marvin Lewis was coach from 2003-2018>made the playoffs 7 times>0-7Jesus Christ, I forgot it was that bad.
>>1581650102020 or 2024 would’ve been natural places to fire kyle
>>15816501024 probably because it cemented the trend that his players always get injured which is obviously something he's doing, whether it be how he conducts practice or the medical personnel he's hired
>>158165022…. “You” does not refer to the team literal retard, holy fuck. You said “We saw a glimpse”, YOU are part of the “we” in question that I was responding to. Insane what you have to reply to the average “person” in this general
>>158165005
>>158165015How so?
>>158165033Go to bed, you raped bitch. No one here likes you anyways.
>>158165036>Breezes blithely past another example of being literally retardedIf you “saw a glimpse” of what you’re actually like outside of your fucked up head, you would kill yourself
I think the Seahawks SUCK!!
>>158165029>2020Ahh yes, the injury-riddled year after taking Jimmy Garoppolo to the superbowl. You forget the niners were the dregs of the fucking league, 2 years later they're in the bowl.>2024How would it be "natural" to fire him there? You just had another superbowl appearance, taking a 7th round Mr. Irrelevant QB to the bowl, and then the next year everyone's hurt. If it's as simple as "no rings, period", then there's nothing I can say I suppose.
Have you apologized yet /nfl/?
This raped queefs fag is BOILING tonight. kek
>>158165054Seething broncuck
>>1581650544-0
The falcons should sign Ryback as quarterback
>>158165020Any boomers wanna tell us what McNabb was like?
In what world are Chiefs fans the raped ones lmao loser
>>158165061bags of sand
My bronkies!!
Dak "embarrassing" Prescott
>>158165053Lamar transitioned fine from Roman what's Herbert's problem?
Why do people in America love this team so much?
>>158165067OOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
>>158165060>Rybitch's ball security
>>158165070Kino snap cadance though
>>158165017God lost.
>>158164979>nigga did spoilers on /sp/ Get with the times grandpa
>>158165073During the no salary cap era they were a dominant dynasty and memed their way into being “America’s team”. They still hold that meme status even despite not being relevant for decades
Well?
What do you think Justin Herbert is doing right now?
>>158164979>imagine growing up as a soccer player Horrible
>>158165091Balls deep inside some khazar pussy
>>158165091Getting screamed at by Jim
>>158165091watching Yakub Chambliss tape to learn how a real Quarterback slings it
jags beating the eagles felt like a college game
Niner fags: do you like Shanahan or Harbaugh more?
amazing disrespect
>>158165104ICE is no match for the Niners gang
>>158165109UCF vs Penn State. I see it.
>>158165091>You know I had a guy that has no brain left score 70 points? What's your problem man.
>>158165115
>>158165125he needs to grow his hair out againsamson lost his power
*kicks*
>>158165127Pick it up. Now.
Laugh at the Eagles all you wantThey lost to 3 very good teams and have a legit shot to go 6-3 going into the bye (assuming they get some players back on offense)>CAR>DAL>@WAS>NYG[spoiler]who am I kidding, they're cooked[/spoiler]
>>158165134
>>158165114The better one obviously
