This weekend's results & fixture:>Saturday 10 OctoberArsenal 2-1 Leeds UnitedAston Villa 2-2 BrentfordChelsea 5-1 AFC BournemouthIpswich Town 2-1 FulhamSunderland 0-2 Brighton & Hove AlbionManchester United 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur>Sunday 11 OctoberCrystal Palace 3-1 Nottingham ForestHull City 2-2 EvertonLiverpool 0-3 Manchester CityMonday 12 October20:00: Coventry City v Newcastle United (Sky Sports)
I need Lewis Hall to get 4 points on FPL to break even with my H2H opponent. It's ogre.
Scam City
Haram City
Sham City
WE CHEAT WHEN WE WANT!
Arsenal losing the league again because EPL dragging it's feet charging City
>kid who played for Port Vale "dies suddenly" after a "medical emergency"uhh
>>158167433Just checked. He was 39 years old and at this moment it seems like his death was sepsis.
>>158167445damn, Fhave a grandma who died of sepsis, rough way to go
Liverpool got Hullied like Tran U?
>Manchester City fans have also been characterised by their yellow inflatable bananas since the late 1980s> In 1988, when City played against West Bromwich Albion, during which City fans called for the introduction of City striker "Imre Banana", or Imre Varadi as his real name was. Varadi said after his career, "I remember running out at Manchester City and someone threw a banana and just called me 'Imre Banana!', it didn't even rhyme with my name. The inflatable craze just swept the country and there was a banana craze."[28] >In 1989, Manchester City travelled to play Hull City with City fans bringing hundreds of inflatable bananas amongst a veritable assortment of inflatables such as a six-foot crocodile, a toucan and a spitfire.[29]>The sheer array of inflatables staggered many, four City fans appeared carrying an inflatable paddling pool, and sharks, penguins, crocodiles were present and there was even an epic battle of the monsters. At one end of the terrace stood Godzilla. Six feet tall, green and mean, this dinosaur was a match for anybody. At the other end of the terrace stood Frankenstein's Monster. Slowly they began to converge towards the centre of the terrace. The crowd roared in anticipation. Eventually they met and the creatures joined in battle.[6] The craze soon died down, and in the 1990s the inflatable displays on a large scale were nowhere to be seen.[30]
>>158167495No, far worse than even that. Liverpool's customers (what John W. Henry calls them) actually bothered to turn up and created the much-fabled Anfield atmosphere - only seen once every 10 years in reality - yet the very very expensive players forgot to play football.
uh ohhhh mantroony melty
City could beat 10 menDid United manage to beat the worst team in the league who also has 10 men (Spurs)
spurs are just massive mate
Sham Cheaty
>>158167495Don't know what's worse, losing 2 nil to Hull or bottling against a red carded team of bankers
>>158167277No lug thread?
>>158167453It's really rough. My uncle barely survived it. Basically causes your organs to shut down.
>davinder comes back>so does his slovtroony boyfriendKEK they really are in a gay poocord
>>158167683kek >>158167668Good fuck your uncle
HAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN SLOVTROOOOOOOOOOOONY
>>158167695yeah unfortunately saw him suck off hasidic dave in Manchester's gay village
>>158167683Poocord because they're Indian or because they like Man Poo
SLOP SIX FCWE ALL LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU USED TO WIN ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID
what was that stadium again in the english premier league that was considered a super hostile absolute cauldron of sound, a really really tough place to go with fans providing a wall of noise and atmosphere, an iconic stronghold where you've already lost the game when you walk on the pitch as the away team
>>158167787>transfield
>>158167787Craven Cottage
how is spee coping with the fact that it’s yet again Arsenal and only Arsenal that stand in the way of another Shamcester league win ?
>>158167870>Arsenal
>Former Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed he is keen for Manchester City to 'suffer' after they were found guilty on the vast majority of their charges against the Premier League's financial rulings.
>>158167917>slippy Gthe inverse of "think about the memories they stole"
>>158167938He mentions the slip as well and said he's gotten over it now (he hasn't)
wobble gobble
>>158167535Did you know that Hull City fans started the custom of throwing tennis balls on the pitch in protest against owners? True story
>>158168000kino and sovlneed some inflatable tigers though
Liverpool thought they would win with the Anfield atmosphere kek
>>158167870Better City win than VARsenal
>>158168049They also thought Wirtz was worth £150m.
>>158168073Cuck
>United>By their own admission, and that of the referee's, had the referees in their pocket>Arsenal>More rigged than the Royal Clipper>Liverpool>PED'd their way to one covid title and were handed a pity title after an ex-PL referee said he thought Klopp was a cunt (he is btw)>Chelsea>Pleaded guilty to 77 counts of cheating>Spurs>???>City>Spent the same money as the cartel didOnly one of these has the pundits in uproar.
Imagine letting pundits bully you.
Who succeeds Carrick?Conte? Inzaghi? Nagelsmann?
Agent Barcola is now 1 game away from going 007
>>158168289
the girl that hosts on Mark Goldbridges channel is so attractive. You can't suffer in Britain
>>158168403>Mark Goldbridgesyou don't actually call him that do you?
>>158168414I dont really care man
Sky Sports News talking about how great Spurs have been this season It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic
>>158168443you call harrison ford indiana jones? grow up
Has Neville stopped crying after Liverpool were demolished?
>>158168468obviously not, moron. I call him Han Solo, duh.
Almost £100 Milly for Baleba after calling him shit all last season and a dodged bullet only to end up signing him and benching him.
surely if we keep rolling wirtz out every weekend he'll come good eventually
>>158167535I've noticed that most of the city fans are young people, the kind that is more prone to follow what's currently popular/successful. The moment this team gets relegated they are losing everything. Their players, managing staff and lastly their larper fans.
>>158168696City's EDS academy kids could win the Championship. In fact, Maresca already won the Championship. So long as their owners stay, it will be back to business as usual no matter what punishment they get.
>>158168537The sad fact is that Liverpool would've paid £130m and gotten even less out of him
>>158168720>buy shitty Salah and Mane for 30 million €>they play exceptionally well>start spending big money on everyone>they all play like shit
Mantroony dilated and made the next thread early just so nobody makes fun of Transchester Dilated being duppied by 10.man Spurs
if man city win every games this season (so far so good) they will win the league with 114 points
>>158168897they will drop points to Spurs, Mr. Frogposter
how long did it take spurs to score their first pl goal? and lammens couldn't even keep a clean sheet against them
>>158168696>I've noticed that most of the city fans are young people, the kind that is more prone to follow what's currently popular/successful. Daily reminder. Also how is this soulless club still allowed to compete after the charges??
>>158168923When life gives you lammens......
>>158168696Massive cope
coventry newcastle is a bit of a boring one innitany reason to bother watching it? last few season newcastle has had a few interesting players but now? eh
Everthing's good round here lads?
>>158168719They can't even win the EFL trophy you fat larper
>>158168696city fans in England are mostly whiteunited fans are poo
>>158169032already rigged. probably give it a miss
Geordie Bastard is going to be seething alllll week!
Carrick seething? Why?
>>158168719>In fact, Maresca already won the Championshiphe'll win the championship alright...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
>>158169176
>>158168719some cheeky reporter asked him if he would commit to staying at city even if they were relegated and he just dodged it
Common David Dilation thread
don't talk about newcastle and coventry talk about liverpool
It's the Red Cartel keeping Newcastle down, they've even got Coventry doing their work for them now. Disgoosting.
GB.. maaaaate.....
Michael Carrick....maaaaaate.....
>>158170079>Atletico v Man Utd tomorrowThat match could be absolutely hilarious
Fulham? more like full of old smelly ham.... #btfo
Fulham? more like emptham liverpool.....
Fulham? More like Ful-of shit players
But what does my Alfie Potts Harmer have to say about it?!
red cartel forced these cunts to get bodied by coventry
Not bad predictions this week
>>158170397>that second post
City could beat 10 menUnited couldn't
>>158170397what order are those predictions in? something seems off
>>158170515The Canuck has addled your brain
>>158170500city beat 10 sissys
11 trannies bottled against 10 jews
>City better keep Enzo away from dem bananas
Zinchenko has been without a club since June
Our Father Jason Cundy just said Wirtz is the worst signing in PL history!
You "fink"!
imagine if the houthis bomb ronaldo
>>158170913RIP hoggers
>>158168353Why couldn't the slayer of Montpellier perform bros...
>>158170913He is jumping the gun here. Give it 1 year's time and Bradley Barcola (0g 0a in 10 so far) will clearly be a worse signing than him.
Now imagine if Barcola played for Man U, brother would have negative goals and assists
Still too early to call out Barcola
>>158167277I need Dave to come suck his arsecream off me fat brown cock again. We can watch the match vs Athletico together.
>>158171405bit gay
>>158171405Fuck off to ars
Assalamualaikum my /epl/ brothers and sisters
>>158172067Walaykum Assalam Brother Amjad
>>158172067salaam sister
>>158172067salam bro stop burning the forest
LIVERPOOL LOST (and that's a good thing)
salam bro mantroonies are muslim and couldn't beat the 10 man jews
No homo, seriously wondering, is De Zerbi considered handsome
big fan of the barcolardey gimmick
>>158173847Barcola is the Jason Arday of footballRashford is the Thelyson Orelien of football
>>158173975i can see it
>>158173975see this is one of the rare posts where i widen my knowledge a bit about current events
no way Coventry has a player called 'Mfunny'
>>158174393Fun fact the guy who autistically tracked him down is a jewish journalist
>>158174817from reading it a bit, i think the AI detector thingy is sus since they're unreliable as fuck but his old articles just being a copy paste of other people's writing is a dead giveaway
We here at Haramcastle United STAND with Man City. The rules are unfair and to even things out we need to dissolve FFP because it shouldn't be a "big six"...it should be a "big seven". Despite the fact that he was scouted and developed by Crystal Palace, in the name of fairness >we SHOULD be allowed first dibs on Olise. Despite the fact that he was scouted and developed by Brighton, in the name of fairness >we SHOULD be allowed to buy Joao Pedro (despite the fact he laughed in our face and joined Chelsea instead when we tried)Sure, our modern trophy haul is more pathetic than Crystal Palace (a team famous for not spending shit) and that is the FAULT of the red cartel (+City, Chelsea and fucking Tottenham)Vote alongside Fulham, Brentford, and Leeds against SCR so that mid table teams can actually compete? FUCK THAT, our ambition is that one day™ >we will be the alpha males that can financially bully those clubs.Gordon twerking like a fucking dog, just ass raised like a fucking sow in heat in a pig pen to force a transfer from Everton to Newcastle? YES PLEASE! Isak doing the same to go to Liverpool...or the aforementioned Gordon doing the same thing to join Barcelona? NO THANK YOU!
this injury-ridden in dogshit form man united will either go down miserably (like actual beating) or actually win against atletico
today i learned azerbaijan clubs play at european competition but uzbekistan clubs play at asian competitionhow do i know this? i came across the post ronaldo just scored against Neftchi so i thought huh isn't Neftci in europe since they've played in CL/EL/ECL, but nope this one is actually Neftchi (with the h) Fergana and they're in ACL.
coventry beat newcastle 4-1 yestrdaywow! that's an impressive result!
>>158178924Wtf
Liversissy still having a melty kek
>>158179014isn't it?? coventry is a newly promoted team!
Wake up, sun is shining, everyone is shitting on wirtz and it's only day 3 of a cat 5 sissy melty. Life is good.
Newcastle got fucking battered
>Liverpool losing doesn't countI've seen this said over and over but I don't think a single person actually believes it
>>158173733He's a cross between David Brent and Simon from The Inbetweeners.So nostalgia slags will inevitably fawn over him.
>>158179419Why couldn't the saudi just cheat like their neighbor??
>>158168537I don't think Baleba has ever done a full 90 in his career.Brighton pulling a big six clubs pants down again.
Turns out small hats are owed more money than anyone else. Also these figures are clearly bullshit, Everton are somehow owed only 3m more than they had to pay Burnley. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmq5nljx7972o
>>158179507Spurs BY FAR most affected It's hard to feel sorry for them though as I'm sure we all recall Spurs fans cheered and did a poznan as they were losing to them at home (to Ange's fury)
>>158179507Absolute nonsense that just assumes City would conveniently lose any time there's a financial outcome attached to that match and ignores how much revenue City has brought in for the league
>>158179507Imagine getting this done at 9amI hope his wife is safe or out of the house.
why would african liverpool customer wish for this
PAY UP SHAM CHEATY
>>158179643I don't trust Spurs to have invested that money wisely at all £120m gets you a Tonali and half a Tel (he cost £40m if you include the £10m loan fee for the season before they bought him, which I will)
>>158179643Does this factor in the general inflated wages and transfer costs caused by City's sham money?
>>158179758It's a strange article which for the most part just shifts everyone up one place and at other times mentions H2H results. Doesn't make sense because City played matches where they dropped or gained points in matches which clearly had ramifications on other teams.
Saudia are losing irl to a bunch of druggie mountain hobos with toyotas and losing to coventry on the field of football. Don't think it gets any more grimoire than this desu
Man U 1 - 1 Yds (10 men)
>>158179819I think it shows how damaging the entire saga has been.
>>158179819It was very kind to Liverpool>"they would have won the Europa league"When they finished 8th.I presume it's just a way of the footballing world keeping the pressure on the premier league to actually follow through with some sort of punishment. Bizarre article with number pulled out of their arses though.If these figures were paid to all of the clubs mentioned I think it'd only really benefit Hull and the champ clubs. Maybe help Villa pay off one of their UEFA finest but not much more than that.Hull with a 100m cash injection would be massive but it doesn't factor in their loss of talent when they were unjustly relegated
>>158179924what language is this, some type of arab patois?
>>158179643Hmm I was pro Man City but now I see my club could get £43m out of it I'm starting to see the red cartel's point.
>>158167277>results & fixture good morning saaaar
>>158180181>9 results>1 fixtureIt wasn't wrong
saaar it beedy grammartircarly correct ba saar it was doing the saying 1 fixtures so i coreect
>>158180282You're retarded m8
Why can't they sell out the tickets for UCL game
>>158180327Because Manchester City are basically a team the size of Birmingham City or Bradford City elevated by foreign capital to prominence.I know this is the answer you sought anyway.
>>158180327Because the PL told them they aren't allowed to spend money their own money to grow like the cartel did because it would be unfair to the cartel.
never understood what people meant when they had an "uncanny valley" feeling until I saw that manure plays midweek
>>158179643Who my spurs are getting with that 120mil :))
>>158179338Kino day for football
>>158180026Saudia is saudi arabia lad you could have deducted that
>>158180327Using Saka's face in an attempt to sell more tickets doesn't seem right
>>158180429and the rest of post?
Can't believe this.
>>158180478It discuses the geopolitical issues of these passing days along with a subtle hint towards newcastle losing 4 - 1 to coventry football club. Not really all that confusing is it?
saddam is BTFOing that brainlet rn
>>158180391No more Thursday night champions league?
Arteta's sonNotice anything?
>>158180606homophobic
>>158180606Deebo?
we should post about wirtz more
>>158180327What a sad club
>>158180674scathing
What a sad cunt
>>158180486in some bizarre arab patois perhaps
>>158180665I'm taking a Wirtz on the Isak
>>158180711turn your monitor on
>>158180606Looks like he wants to get his mangekyo sharingan
embarrassed to say the yanks literary reference has gone over my head
>a fucking narutard in muh /epl/
>>158180606What freakshow is this
>>158180606>david bowie eyes>head like a 50p piece>ars*Nal playerpoor lad
Don't fancy bullying little kids on an online forum
>>158180606When on the internet, eye brows
>>158180606There's an Arse MaaaanWaiting in the skyHe'd like to win the leagueBut he knows his squad is shite
that one anon that is obsessed with hating eddie howe is going to go mental when he gets the united job in a few weeks
atletico vs man united tonight. basically like a free hit for carrick as his team are expected to lose but if he can leave with a hard earned point it will really help their ambition to finish in the top 22 teams and progress onwards from the champions league league phase into the champions league knockout stage playoff round
>>158181082But they did win the league?
>>158181191>Arsetards when asked if they never ate breakfast this morning
>>158181146A win tonight papers over the cracks and makes Carrick stay. Will probably end up in a relegation battle.
https://youtu.be/q8UiGmHqiqY?si=F20XNmzIykr18DMf
>>158181355>si
>>158181355gpu prices went up another 10% just to make this AI slop
>>158181355>arsemonkey guzzling down AI slop and clapping for moregrim
>>158181355memes that will make you the most followed trollfooty humor page on instagram
I've always rather liked Man City, but can we have our £100m back, please.
>>158181492it's not real m8, some journo pulled the figure out of his arse
>>158181492Ehab will be crashing his Bentley into Cottingham to get it back
Which is the incel club so I can support it and feel at home?
Liverpool F.C. has confirmed that Liversissy was found alive and well this afternoon.
coventry city added to the red cartel
>>158181691any of the cartel clubs
>>158181716Imagine walking in on him recording one of these lmao
>>158181720>Liversimp missing the pointSurprise surprise
MAULED BY TIGER
>>158181191Let the youth team use itLet the youth team lose itWe all know City's going down
>>158181733The door is locked because his dad bummed him once before
>>158181691hull
My starboy™ Bukayo Saka turned 25teen this year! :D
>>158181735STOP
(To the tune of Fess Parker's 1954 classic The Ballad of Davy Crocket)Andy, Andy Carroll, getting his willy sucked while he sleeps
>>158181735>uses a google pixel>is an utter menace to society and a complete schizochecks out
4-1 has become a truly iconic scoreline
>>158182014ok smart guy what phone does (did) Fulham owner (epl related) tony khan (still) have/had/hasn't?
>>158182014why do nons so heavily identify with brands like this
>>158182051Because they have nobody in their lives.
>>158181720Oil brothers stick together
AND I MISS YOULIKE THE DESSERTS MISS THE RAIN
>>158182051it's an astute observation you mong. pixels are usually pursued by schizos cuz they can load grapheneOS on em so they become Leuntrackable.
>>158182607sounds like non nonsense
https://twitter.com/AnfieldPapers/status/2109708278636900792>a big Liverpool account on Twitter making a fake PGMOL statement yesterday and everyone falling for itlul
>>158180606Arsinbreds
HULL CITY BOYSWE'RE ON A BENDERSIMON GRAY IS A SEX OFFENDER(he's not really he runs cheap coaches but all the ASDAN kids who use it call him a paedo for most of the trip there)
>>158181735>MAULED BY TIGERThis reminds me of when Hull City MAULED Transchester Dilated
Richarlison currently playing for Tottenham u21 losing to Cheltenham Town in the Jersey Mike's Trophy
>losing alreadyUnited gonna get RAPED
SO IT HAPPENED ALREADY
erm.....
>>158183012remind me what the u stands for again?
94% of clubs in the top five divisions do not make a profit
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY?!!!?!!?!?!?!!!??!???
VAR CHADS RISE UP
>AIEEEEEE GIVE ME 9 MEN AND REF HELP
best half time punditry in the game
Belgian loves black men
paying 70m for a 17 year old just to get sent off in the UCL, biggest flop in the league
Arsenal win
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOONEH
Terrible night for the homeless.
>Bournemouth open to selling Scott for £100m in JanuaryI can't even make jokes about Todd fumbling to get his phone because he's gone.
>Arsenal's team is so weak in depth and crippled by injuries Farteta had to put two GKs on the bench and four kids>only one is of any note, rest are literal whoslol. chadsea finna win the league when shitty are suspended.
Lammens, you're supposed to keep the ball OUT of the net, mate
>>158185344Don't worry Eghbali is here
Tranchester United hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>158185098let the melty commence
>arselols thinking they're BACK because they beat literal who uber eats league team LOL. when you lot get BATTERED by nottingchad forest and glasner schools you like huertzler did, you'll scurry away again.
Arsenal 0-3 Brighton Atletico 2-0 Man Ukino day for footeh :)
>>158185462>kino day>mentioning a game over a month agohuh? you having a stroke?
Samir Nasri live on Canal+>I've talked with some people, they're pretty confident City will get nothing, we won these titles on the pitch, we're proud as City players
kate's translating again
Lisandro Martinez Quotes (Apologies for any misquoted lines based on where we get the transcriptions from): “The performance was poor, really POOR. I have to control myself.” >"It mirrors our club currently. This isn’t a Champions League quality club.” “I expected more investment in the summer. I have to be honest.” >"I expect more from our technical director.” If Michael Carrick was backed properly: “I don’t think so. He did his best.” "If you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem.” "You keep changing managers but what about other areas? It’s easy to say the coach, the players, but also we have to see others, huh?”.
>>158185546>talked with some peopleWow. Thanks for that. Really enlightening. These the same people who said that City wouldn't even need to appeal and that it won't even get that far?>pretty confident City will get nothingProbably.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bruno-fernandes-2026-27-performances.492784/page-29utd fans want him out..
Man United, whatever happened there?
>>158185758left out cunhatielemans in the 10bruno on the rightrashford still thereyoro getting a dumb red when those are always given in europestill attempting the maguire at 80 minutes for a slaphead goal memethe talk sport callers are calling to play the kids lmao
>just play gay lacey and harry manass! that'll fix it!
>>158185730>people keep using imgur for hosting>when it's blocked in UK because UK demanded they didn't steal data from kids
>>158185886>it's blocked in UK so no problem for united fans
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crlykw9eevx3o>even the beeb thought the rant was worth an article
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6-NEs9a_8kekaroo
>>158185931Based Sasneed.
Transchester United
>>158185886No issue with Meta and Palantir taking their data though
>>158185969Meta and Palantir don't take U13 data, which is what Imgur did. UK asked them to change this to compel and imgur went 'no' and just blocked the UK.
>>158186009Palantir certainly do you fucking mongoloid
why are you guys bullying my guy flo wirtzy? he needs some time to adapt, hes new in the EPL and his teammates arent the brightest bulbs in the rooms
