>>158138897
Suga Gaethje
Justin "Rampage" Gaethje
No.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
My wife likes to talk after sex. Problem is I hate late night phone calls.
sneed you been on my mind brother I'm keeping you in my prayers
shit thread
activate monitor!
>>158167834>7 minutesWhat happened b you got a job or something?
>>158167800truly a lose lose for chimpmaeveither he beats a 40 year old, past his prime colby who's been feasting on other past their prime mma fighters, or he gets bodied by colby and will literally never live it down
I love switching up on a fighter the moment they lose
what if we made a thread that was called heem - shit edition and it was like a picture of belal muhammad or something? I don't know I'm just thinking out loud here
>>158167855
>>158167843It's going to be competitive but Colby is going to win on points.
>"A society that separates it's scholars from it's warriors will have it's thinking done by cowards, and it's fighting done by fools" - Ciryl Gane
>>158167894He gona sound sooooo retarded after Hokit has his wei with him. Gane will be helmeted forever
>>158167818>Reminder that O'malley has a weird open relationship>He can bang whoever he wants>His wife can bang whoever she wants>They sometimes do threesomes
>>158167907Thanks b I had forgotten to explain the joke.
>>158167818>>158167907I remember when Khabib said he looks like a clown. It's hard to imagine just how disgusting everything about Sean would look to a conservative mountain Muslim
>>158167907me personally? I tend to avoid sex altogether
Canada actually having fighters now has turned out worse for them they used to get oliveira, strickland, ddp etc. on their cards
uh oh, Gable made a stinky
>>158167973Canadas ufc cards been shit for past few years. ufc stopped caring about them after gsp retired
Bot'le of war uh
When Movsar Evloev fights Alexander Volkanovski at UFC 333 it will have been 8 years, 3 months and 4 days since his last finish in a professional MMA bout.
I've enjoyed every Evloev fight
Imagine if Gane Guillotined Jones.But we all know Gane threw the fight under orders like the true company man he is.
Aye fart on my pillow gang
I for one have nothing to contribute to the thread, as I prefer to write my thoughts on the UFC down on a piece of paper, and let the wind carry it away.
>>158168058Praying for Pillowfistedloev to heem V*lk into the Schaubrealm.
Anyoen here want to have an real discusion or we gona keep jakin off in hear and yelling stuff
Why does schaub have worse cauliflower ear now than when he fought?
You guys ever hear of The Emperor's New Clothes? So there's this emperor and he has empire that he runs. And that empire he has there's this market and they have all the finest finery, wines, grapes, clothes and he goes to the best teller and says I want you to make me the best clothes ever. And the teller he has an idea cause he hates the government and he wants to embar-emb-make the emperor look stupid so he makes a plan. He goes to the emperor's big palace and he says here's your clothes and it's nothing really but he says only awesome people can see it because it's so awesome. The emperor is like alright, then it must be I'm not awesome but he can't say that so he says let's put this stuff on. So the teller pretends to dress him and then is like look in the mirror and the emperor is looking at himself all naked but he's like aw it looks great. So now the emperor goes out and is like look at this and his viziers all see him naked but they can't say shit cause they're a bunch of bitches so the teller gets paid and goes home and the emperor is naked, forever. That emperor's small penis is Chael Sonnen.
>>158168267rolling luxury trucks is tuff bappa
Tito made Dana his bitch.
Tito opened a successful restaurant, and ran it until he got an 8 month concussion. How many successful restaurants has Dana had? THAT'S RIGHT ZERO BALD BOZO FUCK
Walkeem is gonna heem the leaf for talm that mess and calling him a poor blk boy. Sorry but it's the truth
>>158168280
Mike "Pajeet Cock Sleeve" Mallott
>>158168392Is that black kid related to Iron Michael Chandler by any chance?
>>158168202Contrarianism is a disease hombre.
at least my dad didn't fuck me
don't cry because it's overbe happy because it happened
>>158168228How is the Ceuta situation going?
Buckley vs Malott is the Tyrone vs Timmy matchup of the year.
Power finally came back on at La casa
We could have had paradise. But we threw it away. And we're all to blame...
Merab is doomed
>>158168840The chosen land..... An insight into the land beyond the pearly gates.........
33 days until hokit fights
Titos Cantina...what ever happened there?
>>158168869Good GOD nigga, cover them thangs up!
Just curious. Will Joshua Van defend is title before the end of the year?
Fat bottom girls you make my rockin world go round
>>158168828
My jelq gains wuold make your little pussies termble. War Malott!
No Country For Old Meng
>>158168840Im not seeing any poorf that is closed
Tito was whipping up shit in a kettle, he was whipping up poo
No country for uncs
>>158167907We get it, he is gay.
>>158168618>Yall know how'we finna wor'. ya fee me? Yall know how we finna get it done wit dis' dat' n' the otha. Gon finna collect dat reparations n' so on n' so fo'th, but yall'ready know, I done told ya dat, ya hearrrrd? soon
33 days until Gane fights.
>>158169268Real shit.
>>158169154It's over bubba...
It's not looking good for the UFC guys. Only a matter of time before a fighter drops a pipebomb esque promo in a post fight interview
>>158169281Kek, Tito really thought he could compete with Nice Guys Beer and Pizza Lounge?
Tito's Cantina only closed because Tito's boat exploded launching him headfirst into a coral reef, entirely unavoidable
>>158169284Pipebomb? I found one of those in my mailbox 2 months ago, blew my arm smooth off. Had a note saying it was for somebody named "Xadame Xneed" whoever that is.
The coronation of Movdaddy approaches...
>>158169396He's gonna join Islam Mackerel in the ranks of guys who have gotten knocked the fuck out cold.
>>158169296Chance favors the bold.
>>15816941338 year old Volk couldn't KO a squirrel out cold
Volk's World Famous Roasted Brick Squirrel
Malcolm wellmakers gonna have to go back to making wells.
>>158169422Movsar isn't a squirrel.
Movsquirr
Surely tito never...
>OH MY GOODNESS>THE END OF AN ERA>AND MOVSAR EVLOEV REMAINS UNDEFEATED>Joe. He said he was gonna get him.>And he got him.>He got him bad Joe.>Yup.>Look volkanovskis taking his gloves off>WE HAVE A NEW FEATHERWEIGHT KING>And you beat a guy like that, in THAT fashion, AND hes undefeated... Well might really have to start talking about him as p4p #1>Im just saying>Joe no doubt, this dude Movsar is a beast man.NOT LIKE THIS VOLK BROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>158169522No need to worry man. Movsar simply doesn't have the biomechanics to strike. Even when he lands via threat of the takedown, he can't even wobble an opponent. It's just not within his biological capabilities. He hasn't even TKOd anyone OR submitted them lol. You're good volk bro.
One accepts the grace of Gaethje as one would any God of war.
Your Movsar EvloevsYour Pat BarrysYour Pavel FedotovsYour Jim Wests
>>158168543Vintage
>>158169513
>>158169513Titos lunch break away from the Cantina
Is pavlovich and movsar when (90% chance they do) we'll have 4 russian champions and only one will be a dagestani.
>>158169036We do things a little different down here...
>>158169513Tito did the right thing
>>158169671Kek
>>158169671This was me... What they don't tell you is that woman was a patsy... The real offender? Kayla Harrison.....
Man kayla harrison is fucking disgusting but she's so hot
>>158169281
Y'all still jestering for the huzz instead of securing fat stacks like Rogan and Dana gg
>>158169642>Is pavlovich and movsar when (90% chance they do)
Imagine smashing some spiced margs, watching the fights with Tito and then going to the massage parlour to get wanked off. How the fuck did that business fail?
>>158169522This is OOC. DC would never suggest Islam isn't P4P number 1. That's his boy. Anik is more likely to say that because he's been a vocal fan of Movsar in the past. Step your game up.
>>158169887
>>158169522>Joe. He said he was gonna get him.>>And he got him.>>He got him bad Joe.>>Yup.kek he do be talking like that
>>158169879His cantina already went under/?
>>158170097Good post
Y'all need to quit jestering it makes you look like marks just keep it real
>>158170199But my nickname is The Jester
>>158170199first time browsing? the kids were banned for the weekend and are now spazzing out
Walt Jr from Breaking Bad just heemed himself
>>158170266bruh...
BJ Penn
>>158170266
JDM has faded into obsucrity.. he maybe like Steve Erceg
>>158170414This is what you see drunk as fuck in Thai bars when you're finally Bangkok ready
>>158170414
>>158170570Gooby never misses
>>158170309dot com
>>158170266Thats sad. He was an good actor
>>158170637now he is playing dead
>>158170570>that be funbased retard
>>158170298survived round one, but do they have the tank for another four rounds into the new year?
>>158170266Was it because of the handicap? I imagine it was because of the handicap.
>>158170414Helen looks extra old since the tit reduction.
>>158170618BJ tanked that ish, went on to choke that fatso and won the story.
People don’t like Schaub because he’s, first of all, whether you judge his comedy or judge his podcast you also have to judge how he looks and he’s a beautiful man. And it’s a real problem. He’s a beautiful man, and he’s like 6 foot 5. He’s built like a fucking Adonis. Really makes people uncomfortable. Me included, and I’m his friend.
>>158170779I like Schaub because I have let go of my ego. I can tell you are also a humble warrior. We are of a dying breed.
>>158170414>>158170706I’m from the future. She locks in
>>158170646
Connor Mcgregor ≈ Shiva
>>158170779People dont like schaub because he is a mid tier heavyweight that says retarded shit. His podcast career was built off his rich daddies support and his second daddy Joe Rogan shilling it.
Con Air McGregor
>>158171102Schaub - NFL player, UFC fighter, world class comic, beast of a podcaster, smoking hot wife, sons that will probably play in the MLBYou - ???
>>158171172>me >I am a nightmare walkin>psychopath talkin>king of my jungle>just a gangster stalkin>livin life like a firecracker>quick is my fuse>vendettas of death back>the colors I choose
>>158171172MLB? Footbawl season b.
Volk seems like a good bloke but I hate watching him fight. Boring as fuck
>>158171172Check out his new series Lil Hard Knocks
>>158167868I look like that
>>158171329He’s a roidcel who headbutts his opponents constantly and gets away with it.
>>158171395If you don’t like it you can get wonked mate
>>158171416Anything but that.
>>158168371Nigger
>>158168840I was promised tito 3000 years ago
how do we save conor?
test
This weekend, buck will heem the canuck
>>158171565test? stay right there.
>>158171157OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>158171766I dunno lol, that guy arguably beat Islam though
Why does Sean hate Justin?
>>158171766Don’t look into a kid named Jon Jones.
Sean looked at Justin's loving parents celebrating with him at the White House as Trump's granddaughter salivated at the sight of the recent champ. Sean stood up, walked right past his handsome wife and into the bathroom. Gazing into the mirror, he thought of his father and why he wouldn't love him. Why does that retard get to be loved but not me? I'm a big man, I'm handsome, I'm smart! Why not me?!?
>>158171157Dayum
>>158171791Probably missed out on a bit on money by Gaethje taking his spot as America's champ
Bruh...this dude got slimed out palms up and put on a t-shirt by Adriano Martins.What do you think is gonna happen when somebody like Carlos Prates connects on that glass chin? Probably shits and pisses himself.
>>158171791justin reminds him of the jocks that bullies him in high school
>>158172083you know what? that just makes me respect islam even more because he persevered through adversity
>>158172083put on an Official Reebok T-Shirt available in all UFC Fight Night Fight Gear Loot Crates
I shit in bus.
>>158171791Its simple, Justin is better than Sean in every way>UFC pays Justin more>Fans love Justin more>Justin is more famous >Justin got to fight on mega WH cardSean will never be loved and appreciated the way Justin is. Simple as
>>158172387/thread
>>158172476Good. weight and cardio are the only things you can control so miss on those and heh hit the road ismael
>>158172500How exactly can you blame him when abuela brings out the baklava platter? Greater men than that have folded under the pressure.......
>>158172476smgdfh dana... if only the fighters would ban together and unionize, this would never happen and we could enjoy watching Bonfim continue to fight forever.
>>158172476who gives a fuck? I leave heem for weeks and this is what I come back to?
nick diaz update https://x.com/ufcshosh/status/2109767463848337476
>>158173410The world doesnt revolve around you pip squeak
blud said he came to ismal bonfin
>>158173438what? he looks focused and ready to destroy Pisslam imo
>>158173438the kid looks good just needs to sign a fight. him vs shavkat
People forget man,
>>158172476Can you imagine just how awful it must feel to be the shitter sibling in an MMA brotherhood.
>>158173562Mark Hughes did something about it and left Matt on those tracks to die. Matt is super human though and survived in the truck. Twin battles are real.
Neil Magny dribbled that boy head off the canvas like a damn basket ball
Bruh if Neil Magny dribbles your head like a damn basket ball, just imagine what Buckley would do to Mike Malott
>>158173562It's manageable
>Merle blacked >Gane undisputed
are there actually any black people on /heem/? mentally i imagine everyone on here as white
>>158174359je suis monsieur gane mon ami
>>158174359heem is majority non-white unironically
>>158174359I'm half irish so yes.
im half irish from the waist down
like me a nice fat arse where you can just see the tailbone
>Mighty Mouse making a manga, paid some 3 nips in japan a bunch of money to draw his manga comic. Already 64 chapters, hasn't been released >Danas son and nephew making their own manga with dark horse comics. Dana is paying for it. Gets son one of the best manga artists, the guy that made shaman king to draw it. Must be nice to have money some japanese guys to draw a manga series for you.
>>158175107let's be real b you don't have money for the same reason you never developed the ability to draw nor have the story for such a manga written: you're handsome and have a big piece which made life easy mode
Just dropping in... As you were.
yes sir*continues masturbating to pictures of kayla harrison*
Kinda crazy that jannies heemed all the /heem/ regulars the same week a Russian bot farm got heemed
>>158175369Thanks B, life really is a dice roll. I got a decent roll so I can't complain to much.
>>158173947The trouble boyz...
I see lotsa blue lips itt.
>>158176489
chills
we're not far off from a joe pyfer vs brendan allen undisputed title fight. scary times.
>>158175767
DDP is ducking Brendan Allen. Allen can actually grapple and finish a fight via submission. He’s one of the best rear naked chokers today. It’s winnable as long as Allen doesn’t succumb to retard fight IQ.
>>158178393Nah, Allen's just a perma nobody. And this is coming from an unbiased Poo Feces hater. Allen's a belal type. The kind of fighter you dont even watch his post-interview after he wins (otherwise you might get the mma ick). Ex pock heat, as the wrasslin bros say.Not only that, he was finished by pillow fist era strickland. Which means the second Allen loses his next fight, the mma community will INSTANTLY unanimously flip to "oh yeah, forgot how shit Allen was." There's no merit to beating him and it doesn't propel anyone upwards. There's just no point in anyone good or with a name, fighting him... unless they're desperate. Allen needs to just accept fights with unknown random ass bums because even with enough of those, you can still get a title shot after around an 8-10 fight win streak. I'm sorry it's just the reality of the situation.
>>158178393Brendan Allen has beaten zero elite middleweights
desean jigabland got massa'd by lawrence
>>158178512Allen actually finishes fights unlike Belal, and even he got a title shot and won a belt. I don’t see many more nobodies at MW to fight. He’s already fought lower ranked guys. DDP is probably his best matchup he hasn’t fought that’s high ranked. That or Khamzat. Robocop would probably hurt him. He already got a win streak and fought Imavov. It’ll probably happen again now or after a fight.>>158178519He at least ended the RDR middleweight project so he’s not as shit as people think. There’s probably a ceiling to him, but Allen is genuinely between top 5-10.
>>158178519RDR was a great win at the time
People like Allen and Fluffy and Sean Brady and Heavyweight as a whole exist only to prove the rankings should be 5 deep not 15
Pooatan bitching ass motherfucker
alex r pereira
Alan Jouban
>F-francis.. FRANCIS.. okay okay whatever you want. I'll getcha the bonus b-but you gotta let me go to my office.... ILL GETCHA THE BONUS FRANCIS PLEASE... >Yeah and then you know what I told him? I said Francis, "you get your hands off of me, you damn dirty monkey".
francis nigga ngannou
It's still possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JBQffuvQqM
You cant say Brendan Allen hasnt looked good in his last 2 fights. You may not like it but All in Allen is fighting for the belt next. Belal Muhammad took him under his wings and he looks great ever since.
>>158179186Edge
>dana was not named by turki as an official promoter for the tyson vs aj fight
>>158179201
All I want for my birffday is a big booty ho
all I want fo my birffday is a big booty ho
all I want fo mah birffday isa big booty ho
all i want fo mah birffday iza big booty ho
If I die bury me inside that feed n seedIt I die bury me inside the fuck n suck
https://youtu.be/3GvmiGSxK6E?si=9nQOzSVMeVNqSQVx
stick with me, make the BMF a high earning, high activity belt:>early once a year, hold a UFC mystery card to determine the yearly BMF>pool 40 fighters, with 28 to be selected to fight (14 fight card) and injuries covered>sign agreements to not tip they are in the fighter pool>day before card 28 names dropped so fans and fighters can see the pool but no matchups made>day of card first matchup is drawn randomly >once the first fight concludes another match is draw from the pool of remaining fighters, and they are given 10 minutes to prepare then walk to the cage (they are all warming up in the back so no one is cold)>continue until 14 fights are complete 7 fights for your next card to have the finale headline one final card following. They “defend” the BMF on another card, and can put it up all year as long as they win, and if they lose the belt goes dormant until the next year. Anything but fight
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>>158179276
https://youtu.be/3GvmiGSxK6E?si=qgLF5kf-kJAEylif
>>158179075The race is on
Strickland should just fight like mvp till they cut him. He already has that defensive style, I think he can do it
You the realest nigga breathing if I hold my breath
They ask me what I do and who I do it for And how I come up with this shitpost up on /sp/(TRUE)Ah, Yeezy, Yeezy, how you do it, huh?It's my birthday, I deserve to be greedy, huh?She holdin' out, she ain't givin' to the needy, huh?You go downstairs and fall asleep with the TV onY'all been together ten years, you deserve a ménage'Specially if you put that BMW in a garage'Specially if you paid a couple payments on her momma cribWent to her niece's graduation, man, I hate those kids!
>>158179291Strickland deserves to be greedy huh?
Uh Sneedy Sneedy how ya do it uh?It's my birthday I deserve to be greedy huh?
Hey mate, you're derailing our discussion of mixed martial arts.
>>158179327That's okay I'm allowed to do that
>>158179295stealin this homie, it is what it is.
Sneed you tlod me to palay Rathxet and Clank 2 and I did and it was very fun. I am almost done the game on emulationer. Thank you.
>>158179436Yeah man they're classics, R&C 3 is the same but slightly better in every way
>>158179364news is hitting you rough huh?
https://youtu.be/ogLhuo7CPr8?si=PF4pKD3XGXJwjScs
Until you get the skill point for beating chainblade with only your wrench don't even talk to me about going commando
Why is the UFC site still borken? They never show who wins ot always shows both fitghters as winning. Fucking faggotnigger tier company I hope Danald gets raped by Ray Borg
>>158179505How come when I Google search for "UFC" instead of getting that interactive schedule of all future events now it pops up with that red schedule widget for a second then gives me bullshit search results?
This is what I wanna see every time pal
>>158179514works for me b
>>158179519It's gotta be an ad blocker thing, it'll load this then disappear instantly.
Can’t believe after this years long war, sneed won. Spammy has been humbled and vanquished to Guantanamo bay last I heard. And now all the brazzas are getting humbled as well… truly strange times, to quote the great poet.
>>158179527We don't use those around here.
The poster known as "Sneed" has Autogynephilia.
look at this dooos head. to think this frankenstein looking freak's gonna heam jiri, sad as it is.
>>158168900tiny 2-inch white shrimp LOL
If Strickbeast trooned out, would they give him what he wants and end his contract, or would they make him fight WMMA#realtalk
>>158167800/mental/
What's up spammy, you know what today is don't you?
Would Ciryl Gane have defended those French student protestors when being pelted with grenades and tear gas?
pero kaka
>>158179577>dropped by a old man jabwill be a Rakic-esque fight all over again
See most of your problem is you're spending so much time gesturing to the huzz and not enough on stacking your bread. Joshua Van.
Sneed is a piece of shit, sad to see he's still alive
Andrew Tyler Thompson the notorious dogfucker who drinks trucker piss to get high on meth. Worthless low IQ junkie who would be better off dead. 28 years old and lives in a tin shack in his mother's property.
Andrew Tyler Thompson has been banned for posting child abuse sexual material.
>>158179898>>158179902>>158179911All true.
>>158179635No he wuold be giving head to the cops. Hokit woudl defend
Sneed abuses turtles in his mother's backyard.
Sneed and Spamy are our Jones and DC. And thats badas!
I suspect sneed/spammy hate Hokit since his multiple personality gimmick hits too close to home.
>>158179609Shota Pigland and Troonmala AGPignall are transitioning to WMMA.
Blood, sweat, and semen. No tears in the cage.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuAaqpT-cy4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuAaqpT-cy4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuAaqpT-cy4
Stop the foight!!
Hey Sneed rape any turtles today?Subhuman crackhead piece of shit lol
Spammy in? Do you want sneeds email address? Reckon you can fill it with gay porn though he'd probably enjoy that
>*sneed takes picture of turtle*>bong: HE MUST BE FUCKING IT!
Andrew Tyler Thompson aka the fat piggy of Pensacola.Have I mentioned that Sneed is a disgusting homosexual tranny chaser?
>>158180035He used to come to shrimpchat and regularly post about how he abuses turtles on a daily basis. Got to a point where he had to be permanently removed. One of the lads even sent the feds after him.The guy really is a degenerate freak
this is what tranny discord raids look like. multiple fags in dresses staging an off topic fued to derail threads
>>158180040Do you want diaper tylas email address?
I wonder if he still believes the Official Bo Nickal Stan Account was unironic.
>>158180098Too far, too far.
>>158180098zat xisters...
>>158180098This is an new low, even fro us
>>158180098
>>158180106No the one spammy made where Islam is diarrheaing on Charles and at the same time hes screaming and fucking bussy doggystyle at the same time… that one was way worse… hopefully I can forget it one day.
>>158180098You now remember when Khamzat was supposed to eclipse Canor's stardom and take MMA to greater heights. Now he's gonna get more surgeries and come back fat with even more gray hairs. The dud of the decade.
>>158180163Agree 100%. But imagine losing to that. Khamzat should have kept a strict diet and stayed at 170, got the title then moved up.
>>158180098Paki muzzie janny is going to have a field day with you buttercup, pack your bags boyo.
Im on an traine in Spain!! Lets frickin go!!
Sneed = God
I hope Chama pigs are ready for their monthly humiliation ritual
>>158180503Poohands is destroying his fanbase by making fun of others for not having money like him. He says he'll buy the channels of the guys saying he'll get heemed by the Russian. His career is pretty much over after that fight.
It was a lucky KWAB
Take notes casuals, ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SAME THING!
Justin Gaethje, btw.
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Thread is 35 hours old and not even hit 400 posts. What’s up with that?
look into it
>>158180792ask the discord-reddit niggers
>>158180792 Tryhard retards calling the thread heem instead of /ufc/ so nobody can find it
Pretty effin rowdy
>>158180792bro we geeeet it your lonely and bored gawl dawg
Everything seems set for Islam Makhachev vs Carlos Prates to face off on January 30 in Toronto UFC336Helwani reported this yesterday, and finally in Canada they'll put on an event up to par after whatever's going down this Saturday
for boating...
>>158180865yuck! get those freaks out of my country and give me Natalie silva vs anyone
PLATINUM Social Media Shout-out from MIRANDA MAVERICK for only 1k... Think about it...
>>158180904super tacky
@grok who is MIRANDA MAVERICK f
>>158180904Yes now is my chance to touch white woman
Nah fuck that!
Just took a costa in the strickland
>>158180709slap out of it
>>158180937Some comic book character
it isnt over until its over. defend yourself intelligently or I will stop the fight
Suga Plum Sean O'Malley
>>158181178>No, it is not practically possible to use the moonwalk to evade punches inside the UFC OctagonDamn
Who is the Beerus of mma?
>MMA fighters aren't relatabl-
>>158180241Can you post the real pic
>>158181323feeling horny are we?
>>158180241He's so fucking ugly kek.His face screams "I'm useless"The face of a worthless meth addictGod I hope he dies this year
>>158181288Montana
>>158181350No I want to make fun of you on the chat and show everyone what a nasty turtle abusing subhuman freak you are
buck is getting weemed by malotti understand this will be difficult for some of you to accept
>>158181376literally no one cares about that fight b
The real ones watch Erin Blanchfield and turn their monitors off.
>>158181376For the sake of two cards next year you better hope Malott wins. Who else will headline for them if he goes down?!?
>>158181373stop birds and reptiles like they're dogs. they aren't cute cuddly friends, they're soulless beings that would eat you given the chance and not give it a second thought.
>>158181444Crossover cruiser weight champion of the world meaning RAF is Buck and Buck is RAF
Big Black Buckley
Big Baller Brand. Let’s not make it racial
Bussy Buck Buckley
>>158181418
Buckley you say
Leafbros.. we did it
>>158181524still at two cards a year tommy
>>158181545What is Alex even talmbout?That said, we do reckon that DC is little bit retarded. Bones and Stipe put severe CTE in that boy.
>>158181555he's a dumb fucking oaf that thinks he should get a rematch with gane
>>158181545anyone gane hits he turns them retarded but hokit is prepared to go all the way, I mean look at tai. the kids still kicking
Big up the mandem Gaethje
My final day in Spain. Weemers I hoenstly? Love yuo all. I inpolre you all to tarvel and experience the world. God belss.
>>158181545*flushing noises*
>>158181750you sound like a faggot who just might jump
>>158181545Cormier bashes certain fighters he doesn't like. He is always biased in his commentary.
>>158181854the double champ does whatever the fook he wants!
>>158181834
>>158181545Merle posting that one pic really broke him
>>158182038he dumped her bro
>>158182055Don't correct him b he really, really needs Alex to care.
>>158181750Don't think changing flags saves you.
>>158182178
Nigger
>>158182240
>>158181524shit! we enjoy wmma around here
Tommy beating dogs
chandler will be bunking with diego sanchez in prison in 3 years after he brandishes a gun at hap and ace
>>158182240We don't sign our posts here
>>158182332sign this license, then turn on your monitor
>>158182384HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>158182384Brutalize that bong
>>158182178Oh my fuken god b yuo are like the Ternimator
>>158182240Fuckin RIUNED my night hoyl FUCK
Lorde Silva.
>>158182570
In every way except spiritual, I am Conor McGregor.
>>158182698Oh cool
>>158182595axel sola is a fucking real oneheems, can grapple, has that dawlg in him
>>158182739makes me proud to be french
I don't like those french fucks
>>158182240You’re just gonna say that to me when my brother in law is black? You piece of trash.
didnt ask bitch, y dont u go ahead and shut the fuck up
yea shut up
Chat is this real?
We got polish hotdog robots powered by AI before GTA6
>>158182698umm, bro... i dont know if you know but conor rapes women
>>158182981Those Polish dawgs are delicious. Zabka is based
GTA 6 is going to be mediocre. I won’t even bother with it.
are there any more idiots that want to share their opinions about GTA 6?
>>158183136That machine is an abomination to God.
>>158183021is he ok?
>>158183230I'm gonna slut out Lucia and cheat on Jason
He said what he said
>>158183230I'm gonna playthrough it with my girlfriend like I did with 4 and 5 and I'm gonna have fun
>>158183241Not really
Get off the fucking highway numbnuts
Is it possible to train a monkey to act like this?
>>158183329where'd you get this video of charles oliveira
CHARLES OLIVEOIL
>>158183360I dont remember but I really want more of this monkey in a suit being a bastard
Straight bros just got cooked by poatan..
>>158183443chiwiwibros...
>>158183329michael chandler is currently researching this
>>158183230Fuck you
>>158183600in your dreams
>>158183480sheesh
>1 day old thread The last incels left will herm themselves soon
>herm
poatan's CTE is doing a number on him
>>158182981>Le futuristic "ai"The ai part is pure marketing. We've had this same industrial/lab tech since the late 90s. It just used to be too expensive to use and upkeep for something like making hot dogs. And probably fear of backlash also helped it not be a thing.
I put Ariel Helwani's show on youtube today and within the first 20 seconds he literally says "Sean Strickland has Israel Derangement Syndrome"
I’d kill /heem/
>>158183734you couldn't kill the flies buzzing around you right now smelly
stinky mutt freak BTFO
>>158183798Fighters at powerslap. I’m finna catch a body cuh.
That's him done
htis is huge
>>158183708He does, though.>>158183968>middleweightwut
>>158183480Alex has brought in heavy handed heavyweight specialist, Jhonata Diniz, to help him train for Sergei Pavlovich.
>>158183684This nerd is unironically britains best prospect lol
>spammy/sneed spam posts>everyone leaves >posts get deleted>spammy/sneed complains thread is oldtale as old as time!
>>158184130Shut up
>>158184170
Y'all need to stop jestering for the huzz and lock in on that bag like Rogan who just secured a progressive jackpot bag
>>158184186Fuck you
Pereira is gonna get heemed again man.
>>158184249Damn that's crazy
I think it was Belal fight where Ian was told to cut those damn claws off. is scratching your opponent's face like that a legit strategy?
>>158184358Manicures should be standard practice. Most doos are already zesty, too.
>>158184387You would know
>>158184393
>>158184249>>158184278Don't do that man come on
How would LowTier God do in mma?
>>158184249That’s fucking crazy man
>>158184745
Buckley finally moved to a real mma gym and sayif saud (moreno/ geoff neal) is his head coach /corner instead of the friend he always used. Which will probably improve his game somewhat. I watched their podcast before and I don't think that guy ever trained mma and wasn't even into mma until Buckley started. He had some office job and just took time off for their fights.Might pick Buckley now.
>>158169513>>158169671
Cheers Tito, pop the nachos on the tab fella. I'm just heading to the parlour to get wanked off, chama!
>>158184524Winner: LTG via TKO (saturn stick protrudedly)
>>158184247think this will be considered high level in a few years and something much worse will be typed out by even darker hands
>>158184974>not really any wrestlers there>Saud cornered Nzechukwu in his last fight Meh, but working with more pros and especially Geoff Neal might help Buckley with his accuracy issues
>>158185110What are the chances some drunk uncles or football dads went to Tito's with their whole families, said they have to take a phone call or a shit, then slid over next door to get jacked off by asians? Wonder if this must have happened? Especially since it's Florida. Wonder if there have been redneck domestic incidents IN Titos because the wife found out or even was suspicious?
>>158185229>Geoff Neal might help Buckley with his accuracy issues“For this fight I’d like to see a lot more straight shots versus the usual looping shots we have seen in the past. Apparently the brotha has been working on his accuracy”
Fuck you shrimpdick you miserible alcoholic bastard
>>158185288I can tell you that if I had went I would have 100% considered it.
>>158180029This just goes to show everybody what a pathetic low life piece of shit you really are btw
DWCS in 2 hoursset your heem alarms ready
>>158185229All true. Not exactly the greatest gym of all time. But seems like Buckley's a fighter that could benefit from basic real fight camp structure and the most basic cornering reminders. Like when Usman was reaching and grabbing single legs, buckley was not ever fighting the hands or posting, he's trying to knock Usman out on one leg. Absolute retard shit that I'm sure he knows, but his buddy in the corner doesn't remind him once to do anything different.
>>158184745>you got that right partner >COMING UP NEXT >MIKE>QUICK>SWICK >TAKES ON >BEN>KILLA BEE>SAUNDERS
>>158185353everybody wang kong tonight
>>158185353alarms already going off what do I do
>>158185382>ads all porn, weed and gamblingare we the baddies?
>>158185409Could've had some promotional ads for local homegrown American businesses. Cantinas perhaps.
>>158185409maybe but aren’t those that judge just as bad if not worse for not attempting to understand the art. call me a bad boy but dare I say they are the bad, boys. once you get through the condom depot layer of the sport it has its subtle nuances that may only be brought up in the most high level of conversations
>>158184278>>158184814It aint crazy its just fucking facts at this point. He should never have moved up a weightclass. Pavlovich is probably gonna punch the shit outta him. But if Pereira actually beats Pavlo he's still gonna get heemed, who knows maybe by gane again
>>158184500Only one of those is me man I dont know what to tell you
Diaz bros got their blunt rollers directly into the UFC, Izzy got his gyms janitors directly into the UFC , Khabib got his punching bags directly into the UFC but the best Poatan can do for his sister is setting her up to get slaughtered on DWCS?
>>158182524I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>158185491think deeper, much deeper. what does peloton want? like what does he really want? that third belt. yup. mma sacrifice on dwcts yup.
I've been dying to know heem where do you get your ideas from?
>>158185545No Spin News and VDH
>>158185545mixing cannabis with MDMA and a variety of psychedelics, personally
he was whipping up shit in a kettle
I shit in kettle
>>158185545I have zeka viruis
Lamentfully, this is what female mixed martial arts are all about, I tearfully regret to say, I fear.
*sniff* guys a freakin dirtbag man *sob*
Full disclosure guys Ive been using AI as a tool to help me enhance my posts, what do you think?
RIP Big John McCarthy
i shit in hand and smear littel bit feces on wall
>>158185666>666I haven't noticed satan
>>158185674>>158185678goat shit only
>>158185637Why are there two face offs? Is this one of those 2v2 russian leagues?
van vs Yan is the fight to make
>Joshua Weight
>>158184090Tallison for Gane prep Deniz for Pavlovich. Hmm make sense
the kid uses Ai to enhance his experience yikes
>>158185624
I'm horrified to learn Gane will be getting wrestlefucked by the Hok
Pist out my ass
THE?
Gettin pretty sick of this low tier sanko clone doing interviews and especially that blk bogged bimbo bong WHORE stealing Sanko's desk job on numbered events!!!
>>158185871Proud Finnish heritage btw
>>158185831Poor Hokit. A fun little personality character for sure. He will humbly make his way down to Light Heavyweight after Gane destroys him. Then we'll see a sharper, more fit Hokit who stays in shape to make 205. Great fights await the Hokster. Gane can't make LHW, so Hokit will be Gane's son and disciple in the lower weight class.
I'm proud of my Finnish heritage (none)
sir another hokit has hit the division
>>158185491Let's not forget Abubakar makes his return next month, only in The Smart Cage.
>>158185950Its not too late to look like an fuken idiot b
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