charger greatness
Players with at least 575 Receiving Yards and 7 TDs in a team's first 5 games - 1942 Don Hutson, 1945 Don Hutson, 1951 Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch, 1956 Billy Howton, 2026 Jaxon Smith-Njigba
>>158169747Levi’s North North
>>158169759>wahhh woe is philly our OL isn't top 5 for the first time this century
>>158169761seems like a more accurate predictor of badness
>>158169747Next time whiner faggots come back we will give them the Dodger fan special
>>158169747Enjoy your Superbowl Faggy Whiners just remember this
>>158169759Man wtf more do you want him to do? Eagles already had an elite o line. Their o line retirement is why they regressed
whys everyone so mad about the 49ers in this thread
>>158169772after watching Hirsch play in an October 17, 1942, game against the Great Lakes Navy Bluejackets, sportswriter Francis J. Powers of Chicago Daily News wrote: "His crazy legs were gyrating in six different directions, all at the same time; he looked like a demented duck."
Watching west coast fanbases banter is weird when you remember the average Seattle or Bay Area resident is a limpwristed chink or pajeet that can’t look women let alone other men in the eye
>>158169747That dude is like 5’6
>>158169779Rams and their plastic “fanbase” don’t have the fanpower to give them the Bryan Stow treatment
49ers are really good in the regular season
Whiner fags are obsessed. While you’re obsessed with transitioning to becoming women, us 12s are inventing the next Starbucks, Amazon, Boeing, Nordstrom, etc. get on our level, chumps
>>158169794unironically the days of westcoast beaners stabbing eachother had more sovl. havent had a semblance of a real rivalry since the early 2010s kek
One day my team is gonna be good and you fuckers will be talking about them
>>158169784They're mad that their "generational" QB prospects are being outplayed by the last pick in the draft with his WR2,3,4,5 injured
my Penix is broken....don't take anything for granted bros
>>158169784The question we should be asking is why they want Singletary over Jim Kewlly or algo
AhemHenceforthYou are not allowed to be mad about the Chiefs, 49ers, AND especially the Vikings until one of them loses a game
>>158169794Whiner fags are mostly spics. They don’t make enough money to live in the Bay Area or Seattle
How much longer do you guys think the NFL will last? It can't be alive and kicking 500 years from now.
Lions being good feels like ages ago
>>158169830anything past 10 years in the future does not exist.
SF is basically flyover country for people on the west coast. You fly over it when you go from LA to Seattle
>>158169834if my son sent me this i'd call him a fag for making the 15-2 season about himself
>>158169830The GayFL serves to control the masses just like soccer does. It will keep existing for as long as it is needed
>>158169784It means you're good than when /nfl/ hates you.
>>158169830the world even 20 years from now will be so different that it's impossible to predict how it will be in 500. I imagine that football will complete its transition to some flag hybrid in the coming decades
what the fuck is his problem?
>>158169834>>158169839
>>158169839I don't think you'll have to worry about that, anon
>>158169779That would require the Rams to have actual fans. The dodgers at least have fans, as fairweather or bandwagon as they may be. The Rams have won a bowl and been relatively good the last 5 years and no one cares.
>>158169851born loser
The nfcs is just gift wrapping us the division this year.
>>158169859yeah the team I'm a fan of will never go 0-16 l m a fo
>>158169830Cowboys fags will still brag about their rings from over 500 years before they were born. That is the only constant.
>>158169780This is, by literal textbook definition, cope.
>>158169780ACKKKK!!!
>>158169747If I went to the game I would’ve knocked his ass out. Fucking punk bitch
>>158169872what team is it?
>>158169814People are STILL trying to say he's not that good because he has 35 year old Mike Evans with half his ribs broken, McCaffery, and Kittle. Purdy is the reverse Justin Herbert. Everyone is waiting for Purdy to be bad so they can say "we knew it all along", while they wait for Justin Herbert to be good.
if your fanbase isn't at least 50% white and/nor straight males its fake astroturfed and doesnt exist
>>158169894If Justin Herbert had the weapons and coaching Purdy had, Shanahan would have a ring
brehs..Walter White outlived Walt Jr...
Someone needs to get Tua Tagovailoa some Semax nasal spray, Lion's Mane, and a microdose of magic mushrooms and have him stack that shit daily. That's man's brain is scrambled eggs.
500 years from now the generational talent Tyqueesha “Eunice” Tuanigabalivola VII will win her 34th consecutive ring on the Burkina Faso Primates and nobody will give a fuck about Brady or Mahomes.
Shanahan isn't just a great coach he's driving offensive philosophy around the entire league (and defensive reaction by extension) as well as being effectively the GM by proxy too. He provides dozens of times more value to the niners than Gym Hardball ever did, and he actually got a QB worth a damn. Shanahan is not only elite, he's one of the pillars of the league, and his job is secure for as long as he wants it.
>>158169901How are the Saints and Falcons astroturfed
>>158169805Cope and seethe loser.
>>158169910What?
>>158169894Or the fact the naners still looked great when purdy was out and mac jones was doing good.
>>158169901Chargerhermanos…
>>158169919falcons literally got caught twice pumping fake crowd noise and saints pay pedophiles to come to games
>>158169921RJ Mitte died
>>1581697845-0
R.I.P. Walter White Jr.
How does this happen?
>>158169910>its realRIP.
>>158169894Herbert is if man, Purdy is but man>Herbert would win if...>Purdy won but...
>>158169815Any update on how bad it is?
>>158169923So is it simply impossible for a niners QB to be considered good? It doesn't matter what he does? If so, you must declare Kyle Shanahan one of the greatest coaches of all time to make an offense so perfect it is practically foolproof. Please select one.
>>158169747I hate to see this.
Fuck white people
Tuabros....I don't feel so good
>>158169920As you drink your Starbucks coffee, posting on a windows OS
>>158169894Justin Herbert is IF MAN: hasn't done shit, still gets credit, people pretend like he's better than he isBrock Purdy is BUT MAN: has done shit, still doesn't get credit, people pretend like he's worse than he is>yeah he wins a lot and plays really well>but he's got other good players>but he's got a good coach>but he's not the biggest fastest or strongest guyyet he plays elite anyways and always has
Cool it with the racism here!
>>158169950Do you think Purdy could join the titans and instantly take them to the playoffs? We are already seeing how Hurts is a fraud that was carried by his team.
>>158169964Peets coffee is better and your cell phone runs on a bay area OS. That has nothing to do with football however, the important thing is your team got embarrassed and your fans know less about football the "lifelong" Chiefs fans.
Im tired of hearing mike evans isn't a first ballot HOFer
>>158169747bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-5 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>158170000Has anyone said that. I thought that was common knowledge.
>>15816999741-6
If you don't live in Buffalo you suck
My Chargies!
>>158170001bo jackson isn't rated by anyone except boreball fags. if taysom hill played back then he would've got the same ''wow look at this guy'' treatment
>>158170012Im sorry but my City is comfier than all those places
>>1581700083-2You should be really thankful to Arizona, it would be super embarrassing for the Seahawks to be the worst team in the division this year.
>>158170012Moving to Buffalo soon
>>158169918Grant Cohn ain't gonna like this one
>>158170007you would be surprised by the amount of mouthbreathers on twitter and reddit claiming hes not been one of the best receivers of the last two decades.
>>158170014Maybe next year....
>>158169815Give it time, let the fella rest. Hell be up again in no time ready to sling it.
>>158169851Doesn't have a top 30 defense
>>158169979You have dodged the question. I will gladly answer yours once you do mine.
>>158169979Nobody could have success with this current Titans team. Not Brady. Not Mahomes
Tuas fate is harrowing. Bro is gonna have dementia at age 35 or something
>>158170035ALLAHU ACKBAR*BANG*
Jalen Hurts ain't dat nigga
if we're gonna say purdy can't be great because he has shanahan trent cmc and kittlethen it only stands to reason that kittle can't be great because he has shanahan trent and cmcand then cmc can't be great because he has shanahan and trentand then trent can't be great because he's got shanahanbut shanahan never wins coach of the year because he's got too many great players on the teamit's time to face the facts: purdy IS one of the great players on the 49ers that everyone ELSE gets to benefit from having too. there are plenty of other QBs we have recognized as great even with talent around them. it's not about your surrounding, it's how you do with it, and purdy clears that bar. even if you build a supercar you still need a great driver to get the most out of it.
>>158169939I saw a video somewhere of him talking about losing a fuck ton of money because of his manager or something
>>158170038Wanna hang out?
>>158170058You want an m&m?
>>158170058Funnily enough dementia patients typically don't forget their upbringing so the only thing Tua is going to remember is his horribly abusive childhood.
>>158170075Yeah, I’m thinking they’re elite
>>158170076Dependa on the color>>158170070:(
How do you die of cerebral palsy?
>>158170038I've been there. The city itself is very empty, but whatever.
>>158170071As long as you are not part of the Bills Mafia sure.Those guys seem crazy
>>158170083No seriously! You should have an m&m! They’re really good!
>>158170084By being a cerebral pansy
>>158170084It weakens your lungs and you get seizures.
>>158170075>>158170082
>>158170082anything can happen
>>158170108The funniest outcome would be Gayron losing to the 69ers in the owl so he seethes for the rest of his life.
>>158170101>>158170099Never mind it was suicide
>Long-time NFL coach Mike Pettine is joining the Cowboys defensive staff, reuniting with coordinator Christian Parker. As the Packers defensive coordinator form 2018-20, Pettine gave Parker his first job in the NFL in 2019. When hired, Parker attempted to talk Pettine out of retirement. Now six weeks into the season, Parker has a veteran coach as a sounding board.
>>158170084>How do you die of cerebral palsy?i read it was suicide
>>158170102do u have 8 guys to tackle 10'10" 595 lb george washington?
I’m going to watch Monday night football this evening
>>158170069>still taking the bait Comes a point you gotta stop taking the anti purdy bait. The only true beef has been with how dismissive non ball knowers were of Purdy. BUT...even then, the same dismissive people on tv are always the most obnoxious non ball knowing rat weasel mega-faggots. So it makes the bait even more obvious, because it's usually from the lowest common denominators.
>>1581701296'10 fucking killing for fun
>>158170132oh shit mnf is on
>>158170132There's baseball in too and some new cia fbi type show on nbc
>>158170099literally me
>>158169888>digitsbtw you didn't have to make her a transman
I didn't watch the game. What did Tua do?
i had a friend in high school who had cerebral palsy and a limp but somehow he was really fucking good at basketball
>>158170144FIRE COUNTRY
>>158170098I’d “have” the green m&m if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.
>>158170156you can guess
>>158170156He turndaballova
>>158170156dunked the ball in the wrong basketyeahbrain injuries i fear
>>158170128Yeah just saw that. Apparently his agent stole all his money too. Shit sucks.
ya seethe?
Giantsfags, did Harbaugh ever explain why he tried those JJ meme plays?
>>158170114the theme song goes "Pittsburgh's GOING to da superbowl"
Portugal btfo
>>158170102Some things never change.
>>158170161Seal team ruled, I caught on late. But that show was awesome. I trust spee more than any other board so real quick, is Homeland worth the watch? Or is it liberal girl boss bullshit?
>>158170196Homeland is good. Came out originally before everything went woke and gay
>>158170203Nice I think I'll check it out
>>158170187If I had to pick one of those cities it would be Liverpool I guess. Mainland Europe is gay and Scotland is almost as bad.
>>158170189exploitable
I think if the rams score more points they’ll win the game tonight but also if the bills score more points they’d win, but if the score is tied after overtime then both teams tie and nobody wins But the key here is to simply score more points than the other team but the defense stops the offense and that’s a challengeI think both teams have a chance of winning tonight unless the bills score more goals then the bills would win unless the rams win
>blo dix>justshit sherbert >kurt cucksinsCan't believe my elite Mahomie shares a division with 3 of the bottom 5 qbs in the league
>>158169888bro those hands are freaking me tf out
>>158170187yeah we are poor as fuck nigga, you aren't exactly surprising me. It's a cunt for rich foreignersNotice how everything on best value is purple and green while the yellow and orange are all on premium life and bad value with a handful on budget livingThat's why i need one of you to take me as your roommate. I'll support your team if i have to
itt we post Quarterbacks better than bustin KWABert
>white QBs
>>158170187i wish i was born in a scandanavian country america isnt bad but norway and finland are heaven on earth
>>158170156Three a game-losing int on his 2nd pass
>>158170187the absolute status of ex-Soviet shitholes
Has that retarded bug bitch finally admitted that IF Man is garbage or is she still coping?
>>158170187>Granada or Sevilla not listedShit graph desu
>>158170238*threw
How many times do you think Herbert fucks his 10/10?
>>158170230>That may have been the most unathletic quarterback scramble I've seen in the NFL. When you need dual threat playmaking you can't count on a white quarterback.
>>158170245He’s literally and unironically throwing to plumbers while being “protected” by plumbers. Brady would have the same record. I know Herbert is if man and overrated by the media but that shouldn’t blind you to the fact that he’s in a fucking horrible situation. He hasn’t been good. His situation is absolutely anemic.
>>1581702610 times because shes not a 10/10
>>158170225
>>158170275post your braphog
>>158170245>woman>ever admitting fault
>>158170269A great TE can make or break an offense Brady had gronk muppetmutt had kelce mendoza has bowers
Nobody tell them that the chargers literally have the worst run game in the league
>>158170178Why do you keep asking about thisYou lost
>>158170232Iktf
>>158170286im on my 4chan pass and dont want it to get b&
>>158170305Grotesque
>>158170269Prime Brady would be bad on that team but he wouldn't be 0-5. The roster sucks but Herbert has thrown away multiple games this season. The fact that he has a bad team around him doesn't change that he's playing like a bottom 5 qb.
>>158170308Don't be a bitch
>>158170245Kek
>>158170217Thank you, John Madden.
Haha, he turn da ball ova!
>>158170232I would love to move to finland and drink in my basement in a house in the middle of nowhere, talking to no one irl
>>158170315
>>158170305Post hot women bro
>>158169894Purdy is perfectly rated in the league and everyone ends up shitting on the team because they've been "elite" for years but haven't actually done shit except lose and nobody can agree who or what's the problem. I don't think it's specifically a critique on him more than on the 49ers not winning it all in 30+ years.At some point you have to objectively look at a team that has ample talent in every single part of it all the way to the coaching staff and wonder why they still will have a back breaking dogshit loss every single year in the post season like with what happened against the Seahawks last year.
>>158170326see thats the thing i already do that but if i was in norway id know at least my government actually cares about me
>>158170326you can already do that heremost 4chan users fit that description
>>158170300Chargers have 641 rushing yards this season the Broncos have 431 Bo Nix still finds a way to get it done
>>158170326>>158170232For me it's England. I want to be British so bad bros I would even start watching divegrass.
Niggas are getting banned lets resume football discussion
>Eagles
>>158170261I’m glad he gets to cum inside a 10/10 white woman any chance he gets
>>158170348Most of those rushing yards are probably from Herbert because every time I see Hampton he’s running into a brick wall
BANG BANG
>>158169747
>>158170377bustin has 125 so the Chargers are still a averaging more than 100 rushing yards per game without his rushing yards. Broncos are averaging 86 yards per game including Bo Nix rushing total although he hasn't been scrambling much I'll admit
Daily reminder that worshipping qb cock is not an identity.
>>158170338Shanny might lack the subtlety. I can't tell. Last two games I feel like he shoulda tripled down on the short game. There's been times where I think his only flaw is no middle ground or something. It's always extreme and elaborate in either direction. I don't know tho, he's the expert not me.
>>158170348>>158170300uHHH... herbsissies?
>>158170371He's married to a khazar succubus and about to get drained like The Picture of Dorian Gray
>>158170338>haven't actually done shit except loseAhh, you're one of the "if you're not first you're last" types.
you people must have forgotten
is ashton jeanty a bust? the offensive line is making kirk cousins turn back the clock a decade so i dont think thats an excuse anymore i read hes still dealing with a high ankle sprain/plantar fasciitis but im tired of the excuses
Texans, Jets or Buccaneers. Who is going to be the laughingstock that gives the chargers their first win?
>>158170422This bussy
>>158170407The eye test says the chargers have the worst run game in the league. I’m a cazzy and even I can tell it’s a woeful unit.
A49ers
>>158170338>they still will have a back breaking dogshit loss every single year in the post seasonThat's actually the opposite of what usually happens.Every playoff loss in last 20 years:>2011 giants>2012 ravens>2013 seahawks>2019 chiefs>2021 rams>2022 eagles>2023 chiefs>2025 seahawksOf those, only 2022 and 2025 were bad losses. Their trademark is keeping it close very late in the game but losing anyways. Even most of their playoff wins were super close where both teams still could have won in the 4th quarter.
>>158170437your eye test needs checking because the saints, texans, and packers are the worst running teams by far
>>158170402Bullshit. Penis has potential and I won't give up on my boy.
>>15817017Jameis is ass and Harbaugh was considering benching himExplain why Daniels has an iq of 65?
>>158170446Wasn’t 2022 the year where their entire team died and CMC was the QB against the Eagles
>>158170422gayders, queefs, and broncucks will unironically be the only teams the chorgers defeat this season
>>158170442Pretty much this tbqhwyfamjam
I cant believe travis kelsey gets to eat her ass whenever he wants to
>>1581704462022 is a different game if Purdy doesn’t go down
>>158170446Don't bother arguing with guys like that. They're full on "you either win the bowl or you're the dregs of the league" type.
>>158170465>bro is trying to quote a post from 2010
>>158170471Purdy got heemed in the NFCCG then his backup got heemed so they sent Purdy back out just to give handoffs. That sucked because 2022 was probably the best roster they've had
>2025 is a different game if Patullo isn't the fucking OCPlay the game win or lose, the rest is cope
>>158170422Texans will make the playoffs
>>158170471>>158170482Yeah if Purdy hadn't gotten hurt, and if Shanahan had challenged that bullshit catch on the first drive, the 49ers probably win the game but the point is that given their profile, that game is probably close whether they win or not. The eagles and seahawks losses were fluke exceptions, not the rule.
>>158170513how could mike mcdaniels do this
>>158170481Post the webm
>>158170513>McDaniel made him do that!
>>158170481Travis is gay, anon. Sweeter than a sugar plum.
>>158170513just bench this motherfucker
>>158170510Tell that to the Chiefschizo that still says they missed the playoffs last year solely because Mahomes got hurt.
>>158170513HE JUST NEEDS MO TIME AND MO HELP
>>158170475RAIDERPACOS IN SHAMBLES
>>158170522>>158170530HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
>>158170513he has no freakin help!
OH MY KEKKLES
>>158170535Chiefs fans are fags and delusional tho
Who the fuck was saying the Raiders were back? Show your faces.
threadly reminder
kek the NFC east is the true jesterguild this seasonraped and gaped dem sois kekaroo lost to the 0-4 buccs
>>158170554Here I am cholo
>>158170554we are back thoughbeit
>>158170574BACK IN THE BASEMENT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Jalen Hurts in the second half the last two weeks combined:- 8/21 Passing Attempts- 52 Passing Yards- 0 Touchdowns- 0 INTs
Tua is a football terrorist
>>158170587He needs more help
>>158170578it is what it is toobz
>>158170589Terrible, not terrorist.
>>158170589Many are saying this
kek raped and gaped raiderpacosdestroyed by hated anglo east coast teams and fanbases
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LAR MNF, at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHITeveryone else fuck off
>>158170587And yet I'd still gladly take him over Bustin Shitbert.
>>158170589he's an inspiration
It's going to be Queefs and 49IRs again and I hate it here.
Mendozie made his nfl debut and looked sharp as hell at the end of that game {=>_^=}
>>158170605Wait, where are the Rams and Seahawks? Those two were the superbowl favorites?
>>158170616Don't forget queefs over razorcakes in the AFCCG again>>158170605>gnats hang on to the 700 club with a tieThis should not be legal
>>158170513Yeah but imagine IF he didn't throw that
>>158170587Kevin Patullo is a terrorist
>>158170619Garbage Time Mendoza
>>158170605Make a path, faggots!!My crippled ass is coming through and I don't know how long I'll be here!!!
>>158170619I think hes gonna be rock solid Tall, big body, smart, humble and an underrated armwhats not to love?
>>158170605
>>158170605The Titans, Chargers and Dolphins are on the verge of being banned from the club. If they lose or tie another game they go on the wall of shame.
>>158170662Thought he got fired
>>158170627Those OVERRATED bums gotta keep WINNING for another shot to get in so until then they are FAGGOTS>lambs need to beat the cardinals and raiders to get in ASAP>saarhawks need to beat the broncos and chiefs to get in ASAPthese are not equal, KWABmode activate>>158170632>This should not be legalI'm not happy about it either but rules is rules. The frauds will all eventually get filtered in the end anyways, they always do.
>>158170674Kyler Murray's height is the fakest thing in this image
>>158170513The Jags comeback broke hm
>>158170306>Why do you keep asking about thisBecause it's interesting. You don't always see a QB2 get brought in intermittently for jet sweeps
>>158170619you can tell hes been taking lessons from brady he does that weird tuck/duck thing brady always did to hide himself under the oline on play action and bradys the only one ive ever seen do that
Vikings are 5-0
>>158170307
>>158170676You make a great point, that's what we call The Blacklist in this club and it's about to open up. I'll start tracking those after tonight's MNF game. Blacklisted teams are open season for mockery even from other teams not in the club.
>>158170407Odd, we don't FEEL like a top 5 rushing unit
>>158170513Bro
>>158169927>Saints pay Ravens fans to come to gamesHow does that work?
>>1581707283 yards and a cloud of dust > 5 negative rushes then 1 rush pops
>>158170587>52 Passing YardsThis made his HOF RT retire
>>158170730in the faggots defense his literally already being sacked by the time that opened up i think hes looking at the pass rush instead of feeling it and thats the problem
>>158170662>>158170684it's the same offense, Sirianni's scheme is still shitting things up. This year it just has a few shanahan type concepts every once in a while. >>158170587I'm curious, show the 1st half.
>>158170760You do realize coaches scheme things up for the talent they have, right? Jalen is so retarded that he can't do anything else.
that 2022-2025 eagles team wins 4 straight superbowls with a competent head coach
I think Mike McDaniel deserves another OC opportunity, it's not his fault that his QB is a dumb yakubian ape who never learned how to throw with anticipation or read a defense
How the fuck is 3-1-1 a .700 winning percentage?
>>158170770Unless the 49ers stay healthy, then they win 4 straight owls instead
>>158170768Oh right I forgot how much of an elite offensive mind Sirianni is.
>>158170605We reeeeeally need to clean up the penalties. These last two games should not have been this close.
>>158170770And a real QB
>>158170784Name QBs with more wins since 2021 than Hurts.
>>158170776They count it as a half win
>>158170776According to the NFL a tie is half a win so 3-1-1 barely gets you into the club.
>>158170776Ties are calculated as half a win and half a loss, so the Giants are treated as having 3.5 wins out of 5 games, which is exactly .700. Shit is retarded I know, if neither team has proven they deserved to win then BOTH SHOULD BE HANDED LOSSES but I don't make the rules.
>>158170784squirts isnt great but hes a competent game manager >>158170777its fucking insane that shanny coached up nick mullen and jimmy G to a superbowl run
>>158170662These retards jumped up and down when they fired Patullo because they believed they would replace him with someone better.
>>158170777Checked
>>158170776Ties are essentially +/-0. You neither won or lost that game. It's a wash. I suppose it's how you phrase it. If you play 5 and win 3, then you've won 60% of the time. But you're obviously better than a 3-2 team, be they have lost 40% of the time and you have only lost 20%.It's really only something that matters for tiebreaking.
>>158170802>squirts isnt great but hes a competent game managerthat's all you need in today's NFL
How is Belichick not in the hall of fame?
>>158170815> that's all you need in today's NFL….unless your HC is nick sirriani
If you think Hurts is a top 5 problem with the Eagles then you're either trolling or you don't know ball.
Rams lose today god is punishing them
>>158170821Not enough time has passed since he stopped coaching. You have to wait a couple of years before you get into the HoF. He's still going to get in first ballot.
>>158170789Me
>>158170837bait
>>158170832for what?
AFC contenders>chiefs>bills>jags>ravensNFC contenders>niners>...>uhhh>???So the AFCCG is the superb owl this season again huh?
>>158170823He legitimately needs to fuck off from the offense, again. >2021 it's his offense>2022 it's steichen's offense>2023 it's his offense>2024 it's kellen moore's offense (took over at the bye)>2025 it's his offense>2026... it's his offense notice a pattern?
>>158170828He's not the main problem but he's definitely top 5
>>158170789We're not doing this. Sam Darnold just went 14-3 last year. The QB wins meme is officially dead
>>158170821Robert kraft wanted to turn the screws on him Friendly reminder that a fucking gameplan of belichicks is in the hall but he isnt a disgrace
>>158170399now include screen passes and see how it turns out
>>158170832You don't know God or his intentions. You are a wretched abomination that couldn't possibly be further from God.
>>158170837He was eligible last wave and the uppity ass (((Voters))) decided they need to demote him to 2nd ballot because of Spygate.
>>158170828Eaglefags' rampant insecurity of that nigga proves he's at least a problem.
>>158170847Yes unless the 49ers get healthy at the right time.
>>158170847>againLast season Rams v Seahawks was the bowl.
>>158170852...yeah and he won the owl >>158170868he's a fringe top 10 QB, more like 12 or so. that's all you need in the modern NFL. >>158170851>OL>DE>HC>WR>injuries
>>158170847>jags>who lost to the buncosLol you can't be serious
>>158170846
>>158170828He's not 1 but he's top 5.
Ties should be counted as a loss.
>>158170872They're already getting more injuries faster than they can heal from them and they ran out of IR spots, I won't hold my breath>>158170877That was an exception, usually it's not the case
>>158170880>he's a fringe top 10 QBUm
>>158170891kek he bent the knee
>>158170880>...yeah and he won the owlAnd he still isn't good
>>158170907>>158170893You don't know just how bad the prevent offense is. His 1st half vs 2nd half stats are genuinely insane.
>>158170920Ok, but he's good enough to win an owl. So is Hurts and I'd argue so is Purdy. Yet people STILL put retards like Herbert, Love, Baker, and a bunch of other memes ahead of them.
>>158170899Better yet, overhaul the overtime system so that we don't get into those situations to begin with.
>>158170901The difference from prior seasons is the injuries aren't season ending. It's a roll of the dice for the 49ers at this point but the odds aren't looking great.
what exactly caused all eagles fans to be obnoxious low iq subhumans?
>>158170901>usually it's not the caseUhh how so? Last two SB champs were from the NFC. Before that was two AFC. Then two NFC before that once again. The parity between NFC and AFC in the past 10 years has been pretty even. I'm pretty sure it's 5-5.
This isn't going to help
>>158170948the 2017 owl forever changed the NFC East.
>>158170888Raven lost to the Saints. Bills lost to the Patriots. You think contenders have to be undefeated?
theres an alternate reality where the eagles fired sirianni last offseason and hired mike mcdaniels and the chargers and eagles are both 4-1
>>158170945If I was gonna rule them out I wouldn't put em on the list. Just saying I'm not gonna count on them staying healthy enough given their history, that'd be foolish.
>>158170880OL filled with all pros and future HoFers Lane Johnson retired but he still struggled when he had himWR you mean Devonta Smith the Heisman winning WR? Oh wait he needs another all pro like AJ Green because their first round pick Lemon is a Lemon?>HC I've been saying for years that he's a fucking fraud but you guys only blamed their OCI'm not gonna shit on Hurts like most people here but I just find it so annoying that people who do talk bad about him treat him like a complete shitter which he absolutely isn't but Eagles fans aren't able to view him for what he is, roster baby rush push baby who can't throw down the middle
>>158170948The fent is killing their brain cells
>dem sois get humiliated>seethe all week on /nfl/kekaroo
>>158170950The AFC is nothing without the Pats and the Chiefs
>>158170957I think you're delusional if you think the jags aren't paper tigers
>>158170860Well God isn't real
>>158170968the best teams find a way to win
>>158170958The eagles should have gone after kubiak not mcreddit
>>158170847NFC contenders>Panthers
>>158170964>dem sois get humiliated>Still favored to win their shitty divisionkek
>>158170958Mike McDaniel isn't the problem with the Chargers. Harbaugh has gone senile and Heebert is brainlet coomer who completely gave up on football, no OC on the planet could salvage that locker room.
>>158170961>OL filled with all prosI don't think people understand what has happened to the Eagles OL. You're using two year old talking points from 2024. Smiff is hurt and they refuse to use Darius Cooper as the big WR1; Lemon was always going to be a slot WR2. They don't have a end pass rush and that is covered up by the DTs. And right now the biggest problem besides Sirianni blowing 2 games in a row is the injuries. It's brutal. AND DESPITE all of that, they should be 4-1 if Sirianni would just fuck off, maybe even 5-0 but I think they lose the Bears game anyway.
>>158170407do yards per attempt
>>158170978we were talking about contending for the lombardi not for least retarded in the south
kek they think they have a chancedumb soipacos
>>158170977I really wanted my raidies to hire mcdaniels and the kubiak hire felt out of left field but im grateful for it in hindsight i think mcdaniels is also an excellent coach and the ultimate issue is personnel/harbaugh hard headness
When I hear people make excuses for their qb I just point to this one who has a 1st year play caller and all almost all his oline/wr injured.
squirts can’t get carried anymore kek
>>158170958I wanted Sirianni fired in 2023 and for them to hire Ben Johnson. Still got the owl so no one cares.
>>158170948It's a Philly thing
>>158170982I totally agree, the word on the street is that harbaugh didnt allow mcdaniels to install his offense beyond a couple concepts and essentially mcdaniels is trying to run harbaughs offense
>>158170988BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN
Sorry but God does hate LA and the Rams and you will see his intentions clearly today.
>>158171006amazing league average
>>158170958>mike mcdanielsEagles fans thinking they were getting him as their OC this off-season only for him to decline their ass was one of the funniest things ever. Their level of butthurt was something else
>>158171012God literally wept because my raidies lostthats the power of mendozie
>>158170968They have some of the most impressive wins out of all of the top teams>blew out a competitive Browns and Patriots team>won a close game against the Bengals>managed to beat the Eagles despite having one of their worst gamesThe Bronco aren't even a bad loss. They are 3-2.
>>158171029God keeps trying to cleanse Las Vegas, but it isn't working.
>>158171027And now he may never get another OC job again.
>>158171029archbishop mendoza
>>158171036Like Al Davis, but sexo.
>>158171027He 100% regrets that right now>>158171039Shanny will take him back, but he isn't going to get to call plays.
>>158171051>>158171036brehs...
If you want to lose all faith in AI chat bots ask a variant of this question>In the 2026 NFL season, which teams have won at least three games against teams who currently have a winning record?And see what it comes up withNo matter which one you use it isn't going to get it right
>>158171051Al Davis brought the NFL as an organization to its knees do not ever compare him to that nepobab ever again
>>158171051>>158171058Carlie!
>>158171039Lol look at this butthurt You guys would still get on your knees for him the moment he loses his job in LA
>>158171056I really hope Howie doesn't hire him. I want Steichen back if the Colts fire him.
>>158171059>AI doesnt have 24/7 constant feeds from the internet wow
>>158171059What's the answer
>>158171072>AI doesnt have 24/7 constant feeds from the internetAnon, what do you think "AI" is, exactly?
>>158171070not as a headcoach, he's too weak. as OC sure why not. the problem right now is Sirianni has WAY TOO MUCH influence on the offense. It's still his slop offense from 2021, 2023 and 2025. Mannion isn't even adding much at all besides a few plays here and there. I don't even want another OC under Sirianni, Sirianni needs to be fired for this team to elevate.
>>158170973Neither is Twilight Sparkle but I'm sure you were dying to worship her horse clit when you were still in middle school
>>158171084AI doesnt have a direct feed from the internet, its filtered and controlled through a pipeline of actual humans the only one that even vaguely resembles what you’re talking about is grok and the only thing it gets a live feed of is xitter
>>158171071Do you guys Howie has the balls to fire Sirianni and make Steichen the HC or would he keep Sirianni as the HC and make Steichen the OC? I guess if there are other teams trying to get him he'd might be pressured to give Steichen the better offer by giving him the HC job right?
>>158171036What did she eat?
>>158171084AI is a lot stupider than you think Anon, you've fallen for the marketing.
What stops QBs like Herbert from throwing with anticipation?
>>158171100>the only thing it gets a live feed of is xitter>The only thing it gets a live feed from is a live feed of retardationOK.
>>158171073The actual answer is Jaguars and Patriots (49ers too if the Rams win tonight) but God help you if you try to get it to tell you that
>>158171105If she's anything like her father it was drugs.
>>158171084Stuff like Claude? Genuinely game changing software production tools Stuff like Chat GPT? A word predictor that tries to sound like it's having a conversation and ignores accuracy
>>158171106I never said it was smart or good or accurate. I said it was just a regurgitation of existing information.
>>158171115goalpost status?
>>158170989
>>158171101I just can't imagine Howie firing ANOTHER OC or after Mannion would have walked away for a new job going out and hiring another. This seems like the last year of Sirianni.
>>158171133Your dipshit point doinked off it is the status.
>>158171110He has the body of a QB but the brain of a QBBUST
>>158171130Yes and the question >>158171072 was asking requires reasoning from the AI which is something it sucks at.
Josh Allen is 0-1 against teams with a winning recordThe Rams are 0.500 so how will he do tonight?
>>158171144just take the L and move on
Why can't the shecawks handle a little banter
>>158171169its unlegal to broadcast nfl games without the express written permission of the NFL
>>158170963feet
>>158171162>Nooo my poorly understood point is correctOK, buddy.
I'm losing my fucking gourd
>>158170995Ikr Mahomes is so fucking good ong
>>158171206you are mentally ill
>no fans>no owls>no wins what the FUCK do the chargers have going for them?
>>158171214And you're the one arguing with me and needing to be right, while also not understanding what he was trying to say.
>>158171220The prospect of moving to Salt Lake City
MINA!
>>158171220It was orange as hell in there.
>>158171228>if you engage with me i win mental illness
>>158171220they live rent free in your head despite their irrelevance
kek cucked and raped raiderpacos
Anyone else already thinking about their Thanksgiving feast?
>>158171276I'm going to miss it because I'm going abroad :(
>>158171238Doesn't know ball and would be a 5/10 even if she did.
>>158171283unamerican homo
>>158171238Probably got the ick of all icks seeing bustin bust yesterday.
>>158171283Sucking and fucking in Thailand again?
>>158171236Mormons are weird as fuck. Would be funny to see an NFL team move there.
>>158171276i havent celebrated a holiday or my birthday in over 5 years i even forgot my birthday until the day after
>>158171305What a sad and lonely existence.
>>158171276I refuse to go to Pennsylvania again
>>158170196Homeland was good, at least the first 4 or 5 seasons. stopped watching after that.and Carrie is BPDemon dick-in-crazy hot
>>158171297They love their Utah Utes and BYU polygamists.
>>158171312life sucks and then you die
the arch slander stops NOW
>>158171322Especially in your case KWAB
Respect the overdogs you fucking mongrels
>>158171340[$(ツ)$]
>>158171346My Niners RAPED this guy.
>>158171346Bo, I don't think that's how gambling works.
>>158171326Arch is a project QB. Has all of the physical traits but he's inaccurate, a poor processor, and a poor anticipatory thrower. If he comes out, he won't be a top 10 pick probably and will likely have to sit for a bit.
>>158171352Your $(ers only won because HOF defensive back Riley Moss was out.
>>158171294Actually I will be going to Thailand. But I will spend a month in Japan first
>>158171367Talking 'bout the Kiwi.
>>158171367Nobody is allowed to play the injury card against the 49ers.
>>158171291>>158171238She's probably scheming how to win him back and free him from the succubus and give him his power back.
>>158171369Ah, the LBH is here.
what does he do?
>>158171369so you are a pedophile who travels to SEA countries to molest child prostitutes
>>158171385Cocaine. Lots of cocaine.
Kiwi, Can I?Just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh!)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, Kiwi can I?
>kiwi was projecting about bitchknee being a pedo this whole time
>>158171390No
>>158171379I laugh so hard every time I see this image. My bartender just kicked me out for disturbing his clientele with my hearty bellows.
>>158171385Seethes in impotent rage as everything burns to the ground around him while people blame him for everybody else's failures.
>>158171380I was kidding. Moss is a penalty magnet.
>>158171385can we admit that tua made him?
>>158171369Lucky . Been a while since I was over there. Enjoy
What did he even do wrong
>>158171422The only thing Tua made was a mess in his diaper.
>>158171412im just mad because i cant take a vacation (i have very high dollar consoomer tastes) hope you have fun anon
>>158171440Starting shit on the wrong sideline for one.
>>158171440those helmet facemasks fucking hurt to be hit by even a little bit
>>158171440He should have gotten out of there instead of letting the seahawks ragebait him.
Name that team/player
>>158171506myles garrett on the rams
>>158171506Eagles 2026
>>158169888bosa didn't even play
bears bros, were so fucking back
I can't believe Walt Jr is dead bros. Might be too sad to watch handegg tonight.
>>158171283>>158171369i’ll also be in japan all of november what are the odds
>>158171567im glad he got a sticky
>>158171559
>>158171559keen man should have started what the FUCK was that game
>>158170513sometimes you just forget what team you're on. it happens.
Oh, hey Chicago. Nice memorial of Ditka game...>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP *shits all over you*
mina <3
>>158171588BUT HE'S GOT BRIGHT YELLOW GLOVES AND SHOES. FUCKIN DUCK HANDS.
>>158170697no fucking way....
>>158171440Allowed himself to fall for the rage bait after he rage baited the entire opposing team successfully.
>>158171385
>>158171595UH OOOHSTINKY
Guess who's 4-1
>weeks 1&2: faced 2 shitters>weeks 3-5: teams averaged 28 points a game (also faced 2 shitters)Has Seattle's defense been solved?
If the Bills lose tonight then the Jets will only be 1 game out of first place
>>158171682>if
>>158171682I don't believe you
>>158171704this nigga will fuck you up in smash bros and madden
Bills will make a nice bounce back game for my raidies :)
>>158171704What does he do?
>>158171572Cool wanna hang out?
>>158171717coach the worst defense in the league
>>158171440He tackled the quarterback while he was running directly at the first down marker :( YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE QB IF THEY'RE WITHIN 5 YARDS OF OUT OF BOUNDS OR .01 SECONDS INTO A SLIDE OR .01 SECONDS AFTER THEY THROW OR TOO HIGH OR TOO LOW OR TOO HARD OR IN THE HEAD/NECK OR LET YOUR FINGER GRAZE THEIR HELMET OR LAND ON THEM OR PICK THEM UP AND THROW THEM TO THE GROUND ORYou get the idea. Quarterbacks are not football players anymore.
OOOHHHHHH LOOOOOORD
kek based dez
Vikings should trade Jennings back to the niners, he's never going to get any looks no matter how open he is as long as he's playing next to Jefferson and the niners need more WRs to sacrifice to the substation. Might sting his pride coming back to the team he left because he thought he was better than what they were offering him but that first 3rd and 10 conversion from Purdy will erase any lingering bad blood
>>158171743Based
>>158171743deleted already lmfao
>>158171743>dez is a gullible retard no shit
NEW THREAD>>>/pol/544215599>>>/pol/544215599>>>/pol/544215599
>>158171782Lol
>>158171777You don't know ball
>>158171782go away bitchknees
>>158171743the only thing i know about that guy is hes mentally ill, trans (mutually inclusive concepts) and running for mayor of texas or whatever
>>158171782kek
Ashton Jeanty is nothing more that a 3rd down running back. Change my mind.
>>158171803hes a checkdown merchant
>>158171781>The Bored Ape would likely fetch somewhere around $125,000 if resold.i'd give ya a dollar for it
>>158171782KEK you cooked that tangerine tyrant
>>158171803He only weighs like 140lbs
>>158171385ethnically represents california o algo
new thread>>158171861>>158171861
>this RB is different bro!
>>158171385That’s the Blackest man I’ve ever seen in my life.
>>158171369Incredibly feminine hand. How tall are you?