dodgers
good morning sirs
berdbro just watching
Flyovers won.
Doyers gentleman sweep
>>158169963what about shittable cities?
>>158169999uh sewer sistas...our response?
>>158169963Winkybros stay /comfy/
If the Brew Crew pulls off a dub job against Yoshinobu YaI'mahomo, gonna be tought times in tinsel town
>>158169963Bullshit there’s no fucking jobs in those shitholes. It’s just a few families that control local government and main source of employment, everyone else is living in generational chattel wagecuckery with no way out except marrying into the right family or leaving
>>158170006Here you go, Mahmoud.
>>158170018Even with the super tight shirt booba too small
>>158170018that gets my sausage racing
>>158170104What the hell is going on with Poortugal?
this ain't your Pa's Brew Crew....
>Texas government shit on national TV spotsWhy would i care about any of these scammers.
>>158170064Holy copeAlso fuck off we're full. Next coastie license plate gets the hose
shut up faggots baseball is about to start
>>158170118Did Talarico ever check out of that mental clinic in Ohio?
>>158169926
Hard to hit well when you got a team of FBI agents up your ass
>>158170134I dont know who Talarico is. I just want to know why Texan political ads are on national TV spots. They always keep that stuff local cause whats the point?
>>158170104I don’t believe that Reykjavik positioning at all, it’s expensive as fuck there
>>158170151
>>158170113they're biggest export is sardines so they're very poor
It's kind of funny how every single game "big papi" is the only one who ever picks Brewers.
>>158170151Normally that's true, but that single senate race is a microcosm of the entire cycle.
>just got off work>basedball startinglife is good bros
doggiedoos kek!
>fox using ai graphics on broadcastits over
>>158170153yes you're right
>>158170179how can you possibly be attracted that that type of women. she's already in her goblina transformation
>>158170134tickle my pickle
which way you going here, bros?
Yesterday I saw for the first the Dodgers have no answers to anything a team does.. Defiance can be a good thing but this Brewers maybe the only team that can give then a series. I dont expect the Rays/Indians too
>>158170197tall one second from left and it's not even close
>>158170190ponder his team of choice
>>158170197>which waythe opposite
What's with all the Dodger fans? Disgusting... Do you guys live in California or you just like the players their endless money buys?
>>158170200why do you keep posting the most braindead shit possible in these threads? I hate having the same flag in case we get confused>>158170197>>158170202agreed, second from left clears
>>158170171But why would somebody in Kentucky care about a Texas senate race, its not like you can vote on it.
>>158170197This looks like an ad for ssris
>>158170210i larp as a fan of whichever team is winning or just scored or made a good play
>>158170210The Dodgers are probably the team people know because of Ohtranny. Maybe the Yankees are a close second
ITFDB
I'm a Dodgers fan and I think the Cubs would bootyblast these teams
James Talarico was in a mental hospital all last week. Just hearing about this now.
>>158170104>EdinburghGonna retire in the highlands and find me a nice red hair lass with big tits to keep me bed warm. Can I find these in Scotland or do I have to import from Ireland?
>>158170237Should hang out on X. We knew, with verified private jet logs, day of. Not to mention better baseball discourse.
front row amy got did up at the salon for this one
>>158170197you just know gang signs girl is the bbc enjoyer of the group
Go Doyers!
>>158170223some dude named Faggotlon Musk has supposedly dropped something like 360 million dollarie doos on this election cycle
good challenge
>challenge on the first AB
>>158170256Thats so annoying. I cant stand politics and hate both sides, hope they all burn in life and in hell. Anyway, time for baseball.
>rape
>ump being racist to mookie already
BRING HIM BACK
>>158170182They've done that for years now.
>walks the first batterattaboy
>>158170179Grab you some good grub, some cold ones, and settle in bro
>>158170231Yeah, but even if I like a player, rooting for a team from Los Angeles still just is never going to happen. I'll just be happy for the player but really hope that they go to literally any other city besides maybe San Francisco
>>158170247they do have red hair in scotland
>risking an ABS challenge as the very first batter of the very first inningyeah Dodgers are mentally shook, doesn't matter if they got it right. they are desperate to fight for every single centimeter because the Brewers gapped them yesterday
>big titty milf looking to wear the exact same outfit from yesterday What did she mean by this?
Dodgers are ice cold....
>>158170268It's over
You wanna order a pizza?
>>158170190This nigga never heard of a slampig lmao
you should be allowed to get someone out by touching them before you catch the ball, give it like a 5 second timer, so they could get out both on that last play
>>158170210Dodgers games are normally late at night. I'd get comfy listening to Vin Scully and then go to bed. Nowadays they have some of my favorite players and I like watching good teams.
>ywn be humiliated and forced to masturbate in the corner while front row army keeps a scorecard of your performancewhy even live
>>158170301why the fuck would you settle for a slampig unless you had no better prospectsyou're literally bragging about fucking someone you refer to as a pigalso you don't have the pass McLovin
gj, teo
>>158170295Gotta keep the winning mojo going even if she smells bad.
D O Y E R SOYERS
I told you, 0 chance the Brewers win this game. Or any more games frankly.
>>158170323Thanks
its over. dodgers even the series.
Dodgers playing Brewerball
It would be cool if they quit hitting the ledge of the plate and bouncing it off the ground all the time
Small ball runsies
>>158170299Jelly beans and sausage for me
>>158170290Do they have big tits tho? Flat gingers are disgusting
>>158170226>>158170206fucking incels, why do you hate women? this is just what gen z women are like
What's up with the milftits back there?
No but seriously whats wrong with Ohtani.
i say again what does he do
What does Ohtani do exactly?
what the fuck is ohtani's problem?
Ohtani's cooked. It's up to Yamamoto to bring in the hot Japanese spirit.
Ohtani is doooooone
the rally killer
>>158170353He's hurt
Breaking Bad bros, I'm sorry to inform you that our beloved Walter Jr. has passed away :(inferring from the lore, I believe his team of choice was the Arizona Diamondbacks
>>158170355Gamble
>>158170299god yes‘ronies, olives and mushrooms plz
>>158170321This nigga has no idea what a slampig is and is STILL arguing about it lmfao
The Brewers could tie things back up if they score a run
I'm eating ribs
>>158170375you take home obese unattractive women because you can't do better McLovin
>>158169963I think NYC is extremely overrated but it's still a fucking mile better than LA. Fuck I hate LA
I was in Tokyo recently this Ohtani boy is a sponsors dream. Billboards of him with watches, necklaces, headphones even churches. Bro is the Emperor of Japan atp
She's eating ribs
This Ohtani guy isn't very good
>>158170370F-F
Nice, I like this lineup better
>>158170388no you weren't and yes he is. but he'll get found out soon enough
>>158170400Yes I was
>>158170370Vax status?
>>158170370>bang this daily>kill yourself
>>158170388Holy dystopia. This nigga needs to impregnate the princess and strengthen the royal family
>>158170370FWas he a retard IRL?
>>158170383>McLovinSorry, my name is Kyle
>>158170299Im going to be putting a Red Baron sausage pizza in the oven in about 45 minutes(All for myself).
chourio swinging at everything
>>158170406you were not. lying on the internet is sad
>>158170370poor kid. still had a pretty remarkable run for someone with cp.
>>158170410>generic flat white girl unit #2849491
howd they score first inning? missed it. says walk, but no other hits. steal second? howd he get from 1st to 3rd for sac fly?
>>158170299I'll take a st louis pie please
>>158170419this is a digiorno general
>>158170410confirmed anhero?
strike four, count is even at 2-2
small ball? yeah i got small balls
>>158170435Thats what they're sayingNo deets yet
Roberts is, for commercial reasons, not allowed to bench ohtani even though JDP is objectively betterThis will cost them the threepeata player they didn't need to win the last two btw
>>158170424they haven't released the cause of death. is cerebral palsy that awful that mid 30s is the average life expectancy?
I slide into 2nd even when I don't need to
>>158170432The pitcher hit the edge of the plate
that Asian girl who turned around to the camera showing off her tummy and back, what a slut
It's over. Dodgers are cooked
Doyars will not give up any more hits this inning, you'll see.
>>158170450as any red-blooded American ought to
>>158170448TMZ said suicide
what the fuck is that red patch on yamamotos neck?
>>158170454you can just say she's hot and leave it at that dude
>>158170459Ass first
>>158170466Pine tar
>Contreras almost wasted a challenge in the first inning kek umpie saved his bacon there
>>158170443hope not. not that it should matter but I'm always far less sympathetic about suicides tho cp is fucking bad.>>158170448Idk but I've been around a few people with cp and all of them looked far worse than he did.
DOYERS
>>158170464man that's awful. he was engaged and had built a nice life for himself I assume. but Idk what it's like living with that kind of disorder
>>158170466Steroid patch. Hes so gassed up the back acne is up to his cheeks.
Deuces wild
>jap pitching
Yams is washed
Dodger bros
>>158170458
Doyarbros.... it's over........
it was 1-0
He was always better than Yams
That run tied up this ballgame.
>imported Japanese failures
the Dodgers losing before Walter is convicted and the rings are stripped is the Platonic form of Good
I hope we can get a real Brewer baseball game where they terrorize the other team with walks and RBIs
my boy yoshi... he just needs more time
fuck i just realized i was watching a rerun of last nights game
based cru getting one back immediately got a game lads
>>158170376She called it!
all umps deserve the rope
>>158170466hickeys from ohtani
>>158170499Source?
>he briskly walked home
>>158170454I was walking my dog got a cap
>>158170503*nasheed intensifies*inshallah brother
>>158170516Smith's fault for not challenging
>literallly magnetic rail
>>158170516I know they don't want to completely replace them but it would be nice if they at least gave them some smart glasses that did half the job for them
Yamamoto getting melted for 7 runs would be a beautiful thing
God I want to TITTYFUCK Front Row Amy's rock hard 62 year old veiny jugs
Whoever scores more runs from here will win
Front Row Amy is like a modern day Joan of Arc
>25 pitches in the 1stDamn the dodgers are punting the Yamamoto game, no threepeat I guess
The game is going to end in a 9-9 tie if this keeps up
Guys, I think the JP experiment is over. It's time we go back to signing Dominicans.
>>158170551more like frankenstein zsa zsa gabor
>>158170541Do you have a good radio voice? Have you ever thought about a job in commentary? You just might have what it takes kid.
what is it with /mlb/ and the extreme sexual desperation for 70 year old grandmas. are there no well-adjusted people with healthy social lives here?
Well Dodgersisters, we had a good run but it's ogre
>>158170563They fall for the fake tits
>>158170563Rude. She's only 51.
>>158170566I concede nothing until the final out of their season
>>158170563Wonder how many players hit it when she was still young enough 15-17 years ago
>>158170479>>158170484Heard his agent stole all his money
>>158170571>only 51Grim
>>158170571No way she's only 51. She looks 60s with all the work she's had done
Ha ha. Fuck the Dodgers.
>>158170563many are saying this
Cum Shitter KEK
>>158170575kill that motherfucker if that's the case
>>158170580getting a lot of work done can make you look older since your tissue is paralyzed so you look like rigor mortis is setting in
I've been feeding the squirrels outside my window here in beautiful Wisconsin and I got it so the squirrels will take almonds and peanuts right from my hand. They're such cute little buddies.
>>158170563They appreciate it more
WOULD
I always thought Will Smith was black
>>158170585would
>>158170594aren't squirrels known for being dirty aggressive assholes? they just happen to be smallthat's really nice though. are you a Disney princess?
>>158170601those are real btw
>>158170601Me in the empty seat
>>158170594nice, tho it can be brutal when they inevitably don't show up one day.
>>158170601I'd put my amy in her front row................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. if you know what I mean
>>158170601I dated a girl with fake tits similar to Amy's. I was so excited to get her naked the first time but they were soooo disappointing nude. Looked vastly better in a top. Too hard and far apart.
>>158170601why is the dude on her left hard leaning away
>>158170602No, he was in the movie Men in Black
>>158170601i bet she smells lovely
>>158170626She probably keeps hitting him with her scorebook
>fat fuckcy
still thinking about that thick yankees ball girl who was at the final game of the DS
>>158170601she looks very greasy lads
>>158170629Mothballs and butterscotch
>>158170626probably doesn't want to be on camera
>>158170625yeah, unwieldy and retarded. tits are useless if you can't suck on them and squeeze them.
you guys know cougars frequent every bar known to man right. you don't have to jerk off to Front Row Amy in her push up bra. just go out, look presentable, and chat up a mature woman. they are very receptive
>>158170613They are most certainly not
>>158170601This is the first time I've seen such a clear image Is that her son next to her?
>>158170643if you wouldn't, you're gay
>>158170601>she's 58
this Henderson guy is pretty good eh
>>158170611They are pretty mean to each other, but I try to make sure even those getting bullied get food.It's really just two of them that are really chill and come right up to me, but even having cats they just jump right up on my windowsill to take food or look in my windows or get my attention or something
good ab, Andy P
>>158170594I like to grab gloves and move the nuts from the squirrel stash in my yard. Just move them like 5 feet away and watch him get pissed. I'm tired of him eating on the roof of my car.
>>158170642>go out
>>158170648She can get all my 58mm
kyle tucker looks like a total chud
>>158170653they supposedly can live for 18 years and don't get rabies. also, put some fresh paint on that sill.
Kyle Tucker's weak chin disgusts me
>>158170647Bro that's a fucking hotwife
>>158170642Bar cougars are gross though. Almost all are fat. The ones who aren't fat are either raging alcoholics or cigarette smokers. Either way they're a major STD risk, especially if they've never been married. Recently divorced is the way to go for a 35+ woman
>>158170653I'll take a pound of nuts
>>158170653nice. do your cats respect your rule of law and leave the squirrels alone?I have a birdbath and feeder in my backyard. my yard has been taken over by birds (mostly pigeons), squirrels, possums, rabbits, and some kind of outdoors rat. when my canine pal was still with us, he never used to let the bigger animals chill
>>158170649He's no cum shitter
cam on tucker hit a dinger
>>158170668hell yeah
>>158170667You should see my weak chin
>800 million dollars deferred over 50 years to bat 8th
>>158170498>le spray and pray manFuuuuuck no
WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE
for being the rich prestigious team the doyers are filled with a bunch of funny looking mutants right now, brewers are the more traditionally handsome team no homo
please answer this>>158170197>>158170197>>158170197
>>158170671Idk where you live but that hasn't been my experience. agree on the STD thing though. it's why hooking up is kinda overrated imo. you don't know who you're exchanging bodily fluids with and fucking with a condom just isn't worth it imhoagree on divorcees
>>158170694no refunds
i went to a milwaukee brewery once. the beer was shit
>>158170642had a bowling ball of a 46yo woman chat me up (i am 36) def trying to take me home at least she took it well when i declined some bitches cannot handle rejection she handled rejection well
>be me>live in los angeles>need oat milk, phone charger, and tacos at 2am>walk outside>street smells like weed and ambition>7-Eleven, taco truck, and dispensary all glowing>buy horchata, street tacos, and a portable vape>guy calls me “bro” and “big dog” in same sentence>see a guy filming a TikTok fight>back in apartment in 6 minutes>city still undefeated>be flyover>live in middle of nowhere>need milk at 8pm>closest store is 27 miles>drive past 4 cornfields and a Dollar General>store closes in 3 minutes>buy milk, beef jerky, and a camo hat>cashier is my uncles daughter who I used to date>wifi drops in parking lot>get showered in human waste by the plane above dumping its septic tank>drive home in silence
>>158170540The only things (2) in Milwaukee worth a shot fr fr
the fact that paying Tucker such a disgusting amount of money to bat 8th hasn't crippled the Dodgers is exactly why their criminal enterprise must be brought low and shattered
>>158170705finally a cute girl
>>158170705spoiler: it was miller lite
>>158170197>>1581707002 4 3 1
>>158170709
faveLA is the worst city in not just southern california but potentially all of the southwestsan diego mogs it hard as does SF
>>158170721You must like horse girls
>>158170709I live in a flyover There's a 7-11 and a taco truck walking distance from my house in a 90% white neighborhood with zero crime
>>158170709>weed and ambitioncalling bullshit right there
>>158170732I also like horse boys
>>158170707hey that'll help your confidence. I had an overweight coworker trying to develop a relationship with me. she'd call me after hours and try to keep me on the phone for an hour just talking. I didn't know how to let her down without sounding like a jerk but she eventually got the message and stopped trying. she recently got fired and asked me if we'd see each other soon and I kind of gave a non-answer and hung upour experiences are nice confidence boosters
>>158170732horse faced or girls who like horses? not sure the connection desu
Do you think Yoshi draws hentai in his book?
Why is Yams always squinting?
>>158170749All futa
>>158170746Girls that own horses
miller park is completely sovlless
>>158170733>taco truck>white peopleI'd rather KMS
>>158170705we have a ton of breweries and a lot of them are just ok to bad, I learn about new ones all the time but only really lakefront is both good and relevant outside the city
>>158170744older women that are forward aren't generally going to take rejection that hard in front of you
>>158170744It's best to be direct anon Tell them "hey I don't think we're a good match but I hope we can be friends" Used that line several times. You can see it stings at first but they respect it Two of my best friends are chicks I've done that to and helped wingman for them months later
>>158170756Pretty based desu
>>158170682its free real estate
aren't most american women fat?
>>158170762Ironically it's run by a white Mexican dude who came here for college originally but makes more slinging tacos 3 nights a week than his corporate job
>>158170757what's the connection? is that what horse girls look like? are they rich or something?
yamamoto is locked in, it's over for the next 5 innings
WAITIN'ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON
>>158170649my chadres bootyblasted him and only lost that game because the brewers were stealing signs to get a miracle hit off of miller
>>158170780how do you never tire of the bit?
>>158170764>>158170765she was probably around 33 I'd say. light-skinned Colombian woman with blue eyes. honestly if she lost weight she could easily be a 7+/10I just don't think our personalities matched. I've grown sensitive to vibes with women as a big part of the equation. she seemed like trouble to me
>>158170786it's a type of crazy rich girl, you have to be around one to get it
>>158170793yea you gotta trust your gut in those situations bro
Which way do you fellas slice your frozen 'za? Slices or squares?
eggman!
eggman!our season turns around here, bros.
do it for your mom, tommy
>>158170814I roll it up and eat it like a burrito
>pooers fielding
they scored that a hit lmao
WHOEVER THE BREWERS SHORTSTOP IS NEEDS TO BE REPLACED RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>wisco defense
Dodgers got a scoring opportunity here.
That was a nice catch
YEAH TOMMY GET ON 2NDWE'RE SCORING THIS INNING
I thought the Brewers were a smart team?
>>158170620Yeah I bet. I saw a squirrel completly run over the other day on the street behind my house and I was really hoping it wasn't one of my main two little buddies. It made me really happy to see them when they showed back up.>>158170656You should throw some extra nuts in the stash for them >>158170666Yeah, I remember when they killed that pet Peanut squirrel and said that it was because of rabies risk a bunch of people online were saying how they basically never get rabies. I was thinking about that when hand feeding them because I figured I might get bit on accident sometime.>>158170679They were really chill with them until I started hand feeding one from the window and it was always sitting on the windowsill. Now sometimes they pounce and scare them and other times they just kind of stare at each other
>>158170814cut it in half with scissors if they arent dirty from the last time. otherwise try to twist/tear it in half with my hands
lovely catch
pooers kek
Brewers bros...
kwab
LMAO
jesus christ brewers what the actual fuck are you doing this game holy shit
fuck that was a great catch running back like that though
Y E A H TOMMY Y E A H WE'RE SCORING
YOUR SMART TEAM SIR
Quite frankly? That is NOT smart baseball.
What are the Brewers doing?
This is the second year in a row they've done this error to 1st business
Brew crew booboo
Oh dear. Is the series over?
sewers doing their best stankees impression
LEL
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
cheating ass dodgers
They're seriously just going to give away all their runs? This is basically just asking to lose
Front Row Amy needs someone to comfort her...
>turn on nlcs >it's yankees style baseball what the FUCK is this
>it's another rookie makes dumb playoff mistake and tanks their confidence episodetiring
>>158170873For me, it was Pure Moods
>>158170709>oat milkYou're brown.
>>158170844>I was thinking about that when hand feeding them because I figured I might get bit on accident sometime.bro you should get a rabies shot just to be safe. trust me you do NOT want to take that chance. it's one of the most terrifying ways to go out. my understanding is that if the animal is not symptomatic then you should be good but still bro please be safe
one of the things Roberts is good at is telling his players not to do retarded shit like this
wow... this guy SUCKS!!
I'm getting sick of his shit
i don't know why people are so shocked, the brewers committed a ton of errors against my chadres
Why does ohtani suck so much now
>Hamilton Remember when Josh Hamilton killed that dude and was never the same after that?
trying not to get irritated seeing Ohtani at the plate
Ohtani missed two meatballs
YO REPLACE THE FUCKASS SHORTSTOP RIGHT NOW MURPHY YOU WANNABE HARDASS HOW DO YOU NOT REPLACE THAT KIND OF MISTAKE TAKE HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME AND DON'T LET HIM PLAY AGAIN THIS SERIES
kek Murph was fucking furious
>>158170896pigroach is a BUM
>>158170887i fucked enya
Ohtani ia basically Hideki Irabu at this point
every doyer rally ends with ohtani striking out kek
My signal is so dog shit, it's full of artifacting and I can only hear every 4th or 5th word. But at least I don't have to hear this broadcast
>>158170883thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158170903he was always fucked in the head and low iq. probably wasn't actually all that bothered by that incident.
>>158170906For real I think MLB is trying to feed him a highlight reel play for the ratings
>>158170915I knockdown Bolton
>>158170915basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSwQ-b3zE1M
>Japanese hittersClearly, teams should only sign JP pitchers from now on
ERA
>>158170908that ball was stung and he was squared up defensively in front of it. maybe one or two guys in the league would have snared that and been lucky to do so.
ohtani's back is injured from carrying the weight of the world on his back
>>158170931Historically npb hitters have done better than npb pitchers when coming over to MLB
brewers in 4
I am very tired after yesterday's late game. I don't understand why the players are playing like they're tired too
>>158170940>koreantani>looks exactly the same as japanese>whitetani>just looks like spencer jones
All my hits would be bloopers
Brewers just aren't a smart baseball club like the Dodgers.
>>158170962Me in MLB the show 26 RTTS since they changed to that stupid token system that makes upgrading power a huge fucking pain
What MLB player in the playoffs has that Samurai Spirit?
>>158170962I batted .340 senior year of high school and had 2 doubles the whole year kek. All I did was slap it and beat out throws cuz high school infielders suck
>>158170956koreantani has smaller eyes and higher cheekbones, looks uglier actually
Great catch by Tucker. That would've been a triple in the regular season.
>>158170892I understand the concern but don't animals act erratic when they have rabies? If they basically never get rabies and are acting like cute little squirrels it just seems really improbable. I guess could stop hand feeding them one shelled nuts that they have a hard time taking from my hand.(If I give them a shelled peanut they usually just grab my finger with their tiny little hands and take it without even really getting their mouth close to me. (Their little hands feel really cute))
FOX announcers sucking Doyer Dick as usual ffs.
>>158170981Jiri Prochazka
Has anybody with >100IQ played pro spirit baseball on PC?
how do stolen bases work btw? can they only run once the ball is out of the pitchers hands like with a sac fly and only leaving base once the ball is caught?
why are there so many mistakes this is the post Season
4 balls is a walk
brewers are cheating
>>158170992Rabies is extremely uncommon. I'd be more concerned with basic bacterial infections from an animal bite. That happens a lot with cat bites and scratches
Yoshi squeezed again
Go Milwaukee
>>158170799I know what a horse girl is, but are the ones I put higher look more like horse girls or something? That's what I was confused by lol
>>158171007Let's see your gay ass catch some balls without any errors
buddys like 30 years old and has acne like a teenager
>>158171001It was recommended by a friend of mine but I don't play sports vidya so I haven't played it
>>158170996based heembro
>>158171007It's a real poo season
>>158171005Yes can only run after the pitch is thrown
Whoever wins this game is going to take Game 2
yamaMELTDOWN?
>>158170992Dude just feed them. These faggots don't know what they're talking about.
>>158170993It's kind of extra weird when the Brewers gave away both of those runs with errors. Maybe they plan on the Brewers just continuing to make endless mistakes
>>158171007the brewers are a fake good team that gets a lot of their accolades because they play in a bad division. the cubs are kind of the same, where they "led the league in runs scored" but that was mainly because they had many games this year where they scored like 10 runs against some central team in a single game
>>158171005You can leave any time you want. This isn't little league
Joe Davis the type of guy to jerk off to pictures of himself
>>158171020Jays didn't make the playoffs but at least Canada gets Saturday's epic Edmonton fight night
Yams is shook
>>158171017Me, my nephew once asked me how do I know where the ball is when they throw it to me. It was a stupid question that I kept thinking about it and had the yips catching
YAMAMOTO IS SHOOK
I'm rooting for the Brus but why did Contreras find it vital to tattoo "DIOS" on his throatlooks foolish
>>158171050He's Mexican
>>158171023You can run before the pitch is thrown. The ball just has to be live.
>>158171034Wtf are you on about the NL Central was easily the best NL division
>>158171045Are you high
>>158171037>This isn't little leaguethat's what your mom said when I took out my thick veiny cock
Why don't as many darkies play baseball? I'm not complaining but I wonder if we could apply it to other sports
>>158171042I wish y'all got a better card but unfortunately Canadian talent is thin atm. I miss Mean Hakeem Dawodu and Gavin Tucker. unfortunately neither peaked like they could've
>>158171057for like the first month
>>158171055Nope not allowed. Automatic out if you leave early
>>158171045young fella mindfucked old unc
>>158171028I've fed coons for years. A few years back there were some really friendly ones around. one of them grabbed by leg and playfully bit my calf, really just scraping it with its teeth. things like that make anything bad that might accidently happen all worthwhile for me.
@$%$
>>158171062Baseball requires a lot of space and equipment can be expensive. Black kids who live in big cities don't have the same access to the sport as suburban kids, who tend to be more white
how do I know where the ball is when they throw it to me?
>>158171068Wrong.>A stolen base occurs when a baserunner advances by taking a base to which he isn't entitled. This generally occurs when a pitcher is throwing a pitch, but it can also occur while the pitcher still has the ball or is attempting a pickoff, or as the catcher is throwing the ball back to the pitcher.https://www.mlb.com/glossary/standard-stats/stolen-base
>>158171081You're being trolled dumb ass
>>158171079precognition
>>158171068I think that's a softball rule.
>>158171081wrong
>>158171078That’s bullshit though, there are tons of parks in the hood, niggas just don’t like the sport.
i don't know why teams like dodgers and brewers with similar colors don't just pretend away crowds are their fans
>>158171060Nah, I'm just a bad baseball player.My career ended when I told my fat gf that I could easily carry her around the bases and blew my knee out
>>158171087People in here are fucking stupid. Dude probably actually thinks he's right but refuses to admit to having been mistaken.
>>158171063There's 5 or 6 guys fighting Saturday who have no fuckin business in UFC. That Leblanc dude is ASS
>>158171078Now if only we could replicate this for the hispanic population in baseball
FUCK YAMAMOTO UP THE ASS BRUS COME ON
>70 pitches in 3 inningI thought Yamamoto was supposed to be a good pitcher?
>>158171096isn't that Jean Paul Levosyan guy Canadian? he seems okay
Blacks don't prioritize baseball anymore. Some ex player has a podcast about it
kek Dodgers in charge of catching foul balls
>>158171091Parks aren't the same as baseball fields. I guarantee you per capita there are far fewer fields in big city cores than the suburbs. Most black Americans live in big cities.
Muncy is fat lol
>>158171111>Some ex player has a podcast about ittrevor bauer
If he hits a homerun or something now they're really going to regret not catching that
SWING DAMNIT
>>158171113Stankeedooian
>>158171108he is when the other team isn't cheating
come on yams
>>158171109No he's american despite sounding like he's from montreal. His last fight against that korean guy was awesome
>>158171111si senor, i too hate the blacks o algo
>still letting Teo play the fieldsigh. Literally any of the other options makes that catch easy
Foul ball
What if he fouls off 100 pitches in a row
>it's another "brewers suddenly develop elite plate discipline once a runner is on 2nd"but they're totally not stealing signs/tipping pitches guys
What is he telling Yamamoto?
>>158171129well I guess you can technically claim Arnie Allen :^) he's really good, though maybe just short of being among the very best
Just got a piece of it
>>158171141Every team does that.
>Tfw I can finally sit down and watch sports after 4 daysFeels good bros
uh oh uhhh technical difficulties, roll the ads!
>>158171146>no sushi if you fuck this up, it's burgers from now on bud
>>158171114That's not an excuse. Albert Pujols and Pedro Martinez were out there in some dirt field playing with tree branches and gloves made out of cardboard and became some of the best players to have ever played the game.These fucking latin American players live in much worse poverty an inner city black kid in the US
>>158171141Cry more
Muhhh pitchcom!
>>158171146yamero
>>158171141
fuck that was a hell of an AB
this should be a clock violation
>>158171141>tipping pitchesM' Fastball
KWABamoto KEK
Did he just give him the dongle and say "can you run to my car and grab my steroids for me?"
yamameltie
>lelichiut's over
>>158171141Stealing signs is part of the game. Banging trashcans is not.
can't wait for this toad faggot yamamoto to get yanked by the end of next inning so the brus can feast on the shit dodger bullpen
Why is Ohtani not pitching in the playoffs? Is he injured again?
>>158171111wasted get. they've been like that for a long time. don't need another faggot to tell you about it
holy fucking KINO
>>158171141Dodger players really never heard of a two strike approach? LMAO fucking bandwagon ass fanbase
YELICH BABY
>yams on the hill
Ahahahahaahahaha
Yamamoto bros...
it's over
>letting lelich score on youLMAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU YAMAMOTO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK YOU DODGERS YOU CRIMINAL FUCKING SCUM
kek doyerpacos
DOYERPACO BROS... STATUS?
A SMART 2 out 2 run single there.
doyer melty
this game is absolute ass holy shit
>*crack*>*sipppppp*>now THAT is baseball
owari da…
KWAB
first clutch Yelich hit since 2018
It was fun while it lasted. Rebuild retool come back next season
Yamamoto wheezing. FOX announcers BTFO.
SEPPUKU NOW YAMS
>>158171175He doesn't get paid enough for that
YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH YELICH
>>158171158You can't compare the DR to inner city USA. Baseball is a religion in the Caribbean. Baseball is maybe the 4th most popular sport for inner city kids
I can't stop staring at Front Row Amy
>>158171196Ahhhhhh, you are so god damn right brother.
>>158171141>pitch comm>stealing pitchesretard
It's anudda hiroshima!!
>YANKED AT 2 2/3HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158171179>>158171163>no guys, it's totally normal that the guy who struck out 8 times in the Padres series suddenly is able to work a 20 pitch AB into a walk once the guys before him are finally able to get on base
I'm so fucking happy for yelli man :')
I really wish they wouldn't have had those two mistakes earlier. Three nothing would have been so nice
bloody hell Yams
That's beyond impressive, so many insane at bats the brewers put together
jesus it's ogre
b-but yams on the hill...
Brew Crew Beat Yamamoto's ass.
Why dont they play these games at night after working hours?
>>158171218I think its time you learn ball lil' gup.
>another doyers 'ace' downkek i thought you faggots said they were good
>doylers
>>158171221you sound like a massive fag
>>158171218He fouled off like 9 pitches anon. If he knew what was coming he'd have put it in play
Getting late early for LA
The Dodgers need a superstar starting pitcher
This last inning took so long I fapped in less than an inning for the first time ever
>>158171218you mean the second best on base guy in the NL? watch baseball retard
>>158171235>If he knew what was coming he'd have put it in playthat's not necessarily true, the human element still can have an effect on things
We got this Dodger bros don't worry
smith should have just challenged when he was told to
What happened to "the Brewers can't score and are getting swept"?
Does Yamamoto perform Sudoku?
>>158171230The important game is on later.
>>158171218It's called shortening up the bat and focusing on staying alive when you have two strikes.Dodger fans wouldn't know this since their players just go for big gorilla home runs all the time
Series doesn't start for real until the home team loses a game
>>158171234Why?
Will Smith is a retard
>>158171243You don't foul pitches off late if you know what's coming, you'd put it in play or hit it straight back
>>158171237Why is she in jail?
>>158171209The point is if some poor black kid wanted to play baseball he totally could when so many greats did with much less.
>>158171245Nah Dodgers are cooked. The pitching sucks the bats are slumping at the worst time. They don't have any answers. They need to look at the team and consider who they need to keep and let go off season
If the Dodgers give up more than 3 runs this game, I can safely say the Padres would've bootyblasted them in the NLCS.
>>158171239they can't afford it after the cap is put in next year. enjoy never winning another world series
Don’t worry dodgers. Atleast you have the rams tonight
>>158171251There’s only 2 games, they gotta space this shit out.
nah fuck that brewers are definitely cheating, have been for a few years now
why are dodger lifers (c. 2020) seething so hard? just go back to your anime and apply your japanese and tranny fetishes to other things. and don't worry you can still eat empanadas and churros
>>158171248they're clearly cheating
>>158171251>only 5 teams over .500AL is utter trash this year.
pretty impressive ABs from the BruCru that inning
Anybody tried Mike's hot Italian?
>>158171275Boo hoo the billion dollar payroll team is getting stomped on
>>158171286im allergic to hot. have to have it cold
>>158171266do you ever stfu?https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151697282/#q151697516
>>158171286Rarely go there, overpriced for small quantity. Last time I was there was maybe 3-5 years ago?
>The Boys commercial in this yearWhat?
I need a nu!I have a controversial opinion to share!
>>158171301>>158171301>>158171301>>158171301
>>158171275Truth is Doyers ain't worth dogshit.
it's so over
>brewers cheating>dodgers intentionally throwing to avoid a salary cap>either way this series goes this NL pennant/world series is an asterisk win
>>158171296Bro that team is not the team that's playing right now. They can't hit for shit and just got their ace pulled 2 2/3 innings into the game. They do not have the potential they had in that series
>>158171314brewers were the better team all year
>>158171319You do this shit EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145404139/#
>>158171221I'm glad he's still healthy
>whiff on a 94 mph fastballs right down the middle Not gonna win like that
>>158171010Yeah, one of my cats is a retard with his claws, so he scratches me a lot and it takes a lot of peroxide and antibiotic ointment to get the redness and swelling to go away on particularly bad ones
>catsthis is a dog genny
>>158171335Do you know why the dodgers won those games? The other team made terrible mistakes. Laur just needed 3 outs, the yanks made errors that allowed 5 fucking runs. None of those were on the dodgers skill alone. This brewers team does not make mistakes. They have elite pitching hitting and know the confidence knowing they can destroy the Dodgers. You can even see it on the players faces. They are lost.
>>158171371Pitbulls are the ______s of dog breeds
baking
>>158171397They literally handed you runs in two separate innings from mistakes already
>>158171477And locked down after
SEWERS KEK
SMART BASEBALLSMART BASEBALL
>>158171508???
KWABers
