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Just look at football. 5 million people and easily becoming a top 10 nation on the planet. Not to mention skiing, chess, tennis, hockey, running etc.
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>>158172170
You played Brasil, a joke country. Noone cares about skiing except old rich white men, and they make up 0.05% of the world.
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>>158172241
Skiing is for civilized people, I would have expected you to understand. Also your country's is even more of a joke in football, since I'm pretty sure there's like zero actual French people in your starting eleven. And again, we also have Magnus Carlsen, Jakob Ingebrigtsen, Karsten Warholm etc too
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>>158172170
>easily becoming a top 10 nation on the planet.
Its not
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>>158172241
>and they make up 0.05% of the world
sadly, we need more of them and less africans/jeets
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Okay lets see if norway beats today argentina a mid country on sports
We are the polo goats its not even close we got colapinto in f1 nico varrone on f2 we got some guys on moto 3
we were ranked 5th on the world in rugby like 2 months ago got 4th place last wc
we got a 18th ranked tennis player cerundolo
third place in the hockey wc this year
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Padel current world champs too
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>>158172170
what drives you guys to become so good at niche sports? how is there even enough money for there to be large scenes of professional rock climbers and endurance guys?
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>>158173304
Norway EASILY is a top 10, if not top 5 football nation on the planet right now.
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>>158173829
1. Superior genes
2. Oil money
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>>158173842
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>>158172296
>racism
Ingebrigtsen isn't beating any wr lil bro.
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What about hockey?
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>>158174438
They did well in the skoda cup.

Other than that they have 3 nhl players and weren't good enough to qualify for the Olympics
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>>158174486
Still they should focus on it
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>>158172170
Seems weird to me Norway chads don't play hockey like other Scandis and focus more on twee once every 4 years sports no one cares about
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>>158174671
You're exactly right, Yamato
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>>158173966
Why are you quoting racism as if it isn't the norm?
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>>158174671
Hockey just really never made an impact here, we just don't care about it at all.
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me: name one good norwegian fighter
(You):
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>>158174966
Harald Hardråde. Actual competitive combat sports are kinda illegal in our country though
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>>158175094
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We were third at the hockey world cup
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Humble yourself and worry about deporting your Somalians and cucks (all of you including your “king”)

Inb4 no you
Importing millions of worthless Somalian subhumans to do nothing but scam and suck welfare is the craziest cucked shit ever
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>>158175924
I mean you guys are doing the same tbing. We are all cucked by Somalians
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Also-
>Norway
>Hockey
Lol
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>>158178068
It’s interesting they send our bulb heads to areas primarily populated by ethnically Nordic people like Minnesota. What kind of Kalergi shit is this?
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>>158178068
America is forever cucked by muh nation of immigrants where even conservatives are too stupid and cowardly to claim the historical reality that America was built and founded exclusively by white immigrants, not third world shitskins and slaves

What do Europeans tell themselves?
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>>158172170
calm down
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>>158172170
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>>158173966
haaland is breaking all the records, though
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>>158173966
He has the 3000m world record...
And 3 more WRs if you count shorter tracks and the 2000m meme event.
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>>158173842
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>>158173829
Football, track & field & Winter sports are niche sports?
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>lose against the worst Moortugal of the decade that is going through a crisis with its most famous player and captain
>twice
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>>158172296
gib me Ida Lien and we'll talk
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>>158172170
>tennis
You have 1 good player who's no longer in his prime
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>>158172170
Norway's football run is over once Haaland retires
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>>158172170
the only norwegian I respect is anders breivik
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>>158172170
Are you genuinely retarded or just a compulsive liar? Norway is ranked number 19 in football. One top 8 WC finish in their whole history doesn't make them a top 10 team. Especially when 2 years earlier they didn't even qualify for Euro.
In hockey they are notoriously terrible despite being one of the richest and coldest countries on earth. It's genuinely embarrassing. They have won one bronze medal in 100 years.
In chess there is Carlsen and who else? The next best Norwegian player is ranked 218.
In tennis they have exactly 1 player in top 150. Their best female player is ranked 936.
So a few high achieving outliers rather than domination in any sport outside of skiing.
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>Not even 1 euro cup won
Not even the best in Scandinavia lmao
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Enough about your men, post your women.
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Is it true that they eat sheep head. I want to visit but the food scares me
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>>158172170
and they all got asthma?
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>>158180359
Extremely lucky Wales and lucky Portugal
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>>158180942
It's not just football, Czech retard, and not just Haaland either. The FIFA rankings are retarded and are based off of past results, not current strength. We beat Sweden in Hockey recently, one of the strongest Hockey nations. We just don't care about hockey that much.
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>>158172241
very rude, as expected from a french
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>>158184629
very Ruud*
Leanr to spell, favela monkey
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>>158173877
0.0 superior asthma inhalers
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>>158181394
Norway is heaven on earth except for the food tbqh.
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>>158184723
Don't really understand this insult?
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>>158183189
Hello Justyna.
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>>158180383
To Amerimutts they are, but who cares what they think desu
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>>158174438
>>158174486
>>158174594
We don't have a tradition for hockey outside of a few select cities. We have a relatively rural population compared to other first world nations, and that also means we don't really build hockey halls in every little town. Football is also popular that any money given to have an indoor sports facility is built for football, where you can also play handball and basketball. I actually expect us to become a more relevant basket-nation (I know we are an absolute no name nation now), rather than hockey becoming more popular. Despite our recent WC bronze.
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>>158174966
Cecilia Brækhus. We also have had some decent wrestlers. And a few not terrible male boxers like Ole Klemetsen, Kai Robin Havnaa and Thomas Hansvoll. But yeah nobody gives a shit about fighting here.
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>>158184874
Do not shit talk my fermented trout, Juan.
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>>158187033
>Havnå
Well, they were a family of fighters, though aren't best know for that these days.
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>>158180263
>tfw your boys take a helllll of a beating
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I knew
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>>158180359
Wales is massive, no shame here.



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