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the other thread has been dead for an hour and no one will bake
we're all watching the NLCS game friendo
Brewers fans are celebrating excessively. It's kinda cute if you ignore how pathetic it is. It's like this was the Divisional Series for them.
We beat the Rays and make the Yankees looks even worse than they already look.
I have the game on. But the Rays have always been cursed against the Indians... crazy crawford is still playing. been some years for me
>>158172307Doyers are steaming Chihuahua shit
>Doyers>Gords
TB is wasting their ace on Foster Griffin, this is strategy 101 by Vogt
>Mesa Jr
>31 yo rookiehe struck out murakami like 20 times over there
enough with these poverty in spirit teams, time for the Windians to bring back SOUL to the American Public
My cubbies would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>158172447But they couldn't. They didn't. And now, they are paying the price.
which one?
LETS GO RAYS
>playing baseball indoorscould they GET more soulless?
calling it now, petey halpin plays a legacy game
I could definitely heem Steven Kwan in a real fight
anyone brave enough to predict an Indians series win based on real analysis?
>>1581726332 of his 4 home runs came in the same game
>>158172633i want to send you great lakes xmas ale and some stadium mustard.
>>158172670I want to send you some vegemite and roo jerky
>>158172624it's actually a very enjoyable spot to see a game thoughbeit
there goes the no-hitter
Jose!
KWAB
Lmao get fucked bitch
it's over
>>158172759soulless
No way Jose!
Chief waHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey Ramirez, it’s the Rays, not the Yankees.
>>158172724if the Windians win it all I expect my 'roo
>>158172759I've been to the Trop many times, it's very underrated. The new roof looks good on TV too, before my only complaint was that it's kinda dark in there, even in person.
Nice play
>>158172864
i get the >le hating the best player on the enemy team bit but if youre booing jose ramirez coming up for the first at bat of the series you should reconsider whether you deserve to be alive
>>158172624>>158172759I hated it at first (reddit opinion) but it has grown on me and I realize that watching baseball indoors would actually be kind of cozy sometimes. Imagine a Florida storm is brewing outside and you're in your little baseball dome getting drunk watching beisbol. Cozy
>>158172853not in its current layout. massive standing platform on either baseline, it's sweet
>>158172923why do you noodle wrist dweebs always try to say the edgiest shit online? you're not hurting anyone's feelings, you sound like a retarded bullying victim
Nice one yandy
>>158172956rope, faggot
>home"""field""" advantage already showingoh boy
not sure if I should watch this or play vidya
>>158172923I'm a tribe fan but don't mind opposing fans booing our best players. It's all in good fun. Also if you've ever played competitive sports at any level, you know that 90% of the time that sort of thing only pumps you up and makes you play even better. Really gets the adrenaline flowing when fans or opposing players shit talk you, if you learn to channel it correctly it's basically a PED.
I didn’t know Aranda could bunt
>former Guardiansure isn't
you just bunted against a guy who has not recorded an out
Steven (Kwane) Brown
>>158173001>or?
I dont feel so good
>>158172999never gonna happen. whining online isn't upsetting anyone pipsqueak
thanks for the free out I guess
Yessss good start
Is bunting the meta now?
Alright this game's over, let's end it early and go next
>>158173046and this is why you refused to bet on the Indians
a batflip on a ground ball single is crazy low class. tracks though. all you gotta do is look at the guy to know what kind of person he is.
>>158173075>refusedwelcome back kalshisperg
why doesn't Dave Roberts do his fucking job and bench Ohtani while he is a guaranteed black hole in the lineup?
>>158173077just say he's a n.. oh I forgot I'm on a stupid FAGGOT board.
Rays: Smart Ballclub
>>158173091I will observe your behavior throughout what will be a painful series for you
>>158173097Japan will turn the TV off
>>158173122nah Japan is an honoraburu nation. they invented sudoku. they know Ohtani needs to be Ol' Yeller'd for the rest of the series
>>158173097wrong thread fag
>>158172266
Its already over
It's so over
Hahaha yesss
this fucking guy had one good outing with cleveland
rays are cheatingbroken bat ball carries to deep
WITH JEWS YOU LOSEBREWS MARCH ONHAHAHAHA DEAD KIKES IN AN OVERBREWED TO PERFECTION
Rays bros... Is this our moment?
>>158172307They will lose on 7
i can't believe the doyers are shitting the bed like this its so painful
>MOUNT VISIT IN THE 1ST
I was told by the Australian to come in here and give my energy to YOUR TAMPA BAY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158173169all I'm gonna say
This is gonna be a walk in the park for the Rays
>>158173169isn't this your first season? making the ALCS and possibly more is a pretty fortuitous fan experience.
>>158173189(((Goldbach)))
losedians gunna lose should have been my popesox
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAladies and gentleman your cleveland indigenous peoples
How weird is Florida, Florida anons.
>>158173077#letthekidsplay
>>158173204I think he's hamming up the whole homer experience. gotta respect the Aussie for full sending it before even knowing anything about the team he chose
of course two former indians score runs. need them to fucking lock in god bless america. cant be giving up runs like this
>>158173204nah, was here last year just didnt have a team
god if only my fucking jays tried for the last 2 weeks this could be us getting ass blasted instead
>>158173220Can't be worst than Sandy Eggo.
>>158173220fuck off we're full
scrub team from the worse conference
Rasmussen is a Danish name
>>158173238>was here last year just didnt have a teamJust like the Guardians
cum shitter
>>158173258source?
>>158173230picking my team was divine intervention
>>158173220Some dude wrote a book how its the original Garden of Eden. Pretty cool read.
DFA Walls
>>158173225it goes in cycles. The mini celebration shit gets too gay and cringe and it will go back eventually.
>>158173230yeah, I'm impressed with the quality fandom of the newer foreign flags around here vis a vis so many of our shitposting newfag amerishart zoomers.>>158173238>>158173260you're both solid contributors here.
The Rays are going to carve the Guardians up this series it’s going to be a tough watch. These games will take forever with the amount of hits the Rays will get lmao.
rays only scoring two is actually a massive fuck upgards have the upperhand
>>158173282El Dorado was supposed to be there iirc
>>158173264you working or back in school? haven't seen you this season until the 'offs.
>>158173296it's a 7 game series and the rays sent out their ace to face a 31 year old garage sale pickup
>>158173295I don't like the Portugal/Denmark/Uruguay/Japan VPN abuser just because people who do that kind of thing are mentally ill and spread misery, but I do like the Ausdian, the Kiwimet, and the Bongray.I will take the VPN abuser over the "Cubbies girls" and Discord spammers and fake Dodgers fans, though.
Dying sport
fuck mesa has a cannonalso>Nathaniel Slowe
>>158173247Nah, I don't want to live in Muggy Florida you can have it.>>158173244You guys get hurricanes, we don't. So it's a win in my eyes.
Damn, Mesa's got a laser. Bengian, one might say.
Tampa is easily the best team they're gonna beat the guards in 5 and sweep the brewers
>>158173301spiritually, it was actually a great inning for the guardians. all uphill from here.
my jays would bootyblast both these shit teams
>VPNschizo>calls others mentally ill
>>158173285He sucks ass at the plate but he's a top 5 defender in the league at SS so he isn't going anywhere
a-a-as long as the dodgers lose...
>>158173333Checked
>>158173333What would it mean for the Smart Era if the unsmarter team beats the smarter team?
>>158173271en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmussen
>>158173301The Gulf of Aerica has an amazing history, same with Jamaica.
>>158173318portugard and danegel keep you guys honestjap is definitely a VPN and urugay is a little bit of a shitposter cazzie but he deserves some time to develop his posting style
>>158173313I was doin some research under non visa contract and the folks were gonna hire me but then DHS changed the overhead for work visas from like 8k to 100k so thats not happening anymore and Im gonna be home doin god knows what after the end of this yearwonder if iran needs any engineers
>>158173333Brewers are easily the best team in MLB. Yankees were much better than Tampa as well.
Woke won't be dead until they're the Indians again.
>>158173333CHECKED
>>158173318Portugal can be a little prickly but at least he reps his team. Dane is an amerishart troll but he knows ball. I like Uruguay. One Jap is absolutely an obnoxious Kensama and another is a nerdy Jap who's okay, I guess.
patty barrels they call him
SMARTBROS WE GOT TOO COCKYDOES GRIT BEAT INTELLIGENCE???????
>did someone say stick ball is on, mate ?
Cleveland Guardians? heh.. more like Cleave and Garden, Thus!Tampa Bay Rays? heh... more like Tampon Bin Gays!New York Yankees? Fuck you! Two planes wasn't enough for you faggots!
>>158172936Traditionalists seethe too much over roofs but its nice knowing that rain can't delay a game
go back to /mlb/
>>158173385My Washington Baseball Nationals were the best team in the MLB this year, and they ain't in the postseason. What does that tell you?
>>158173385>much better>didn't win a single gameKWAB
>dat ump moan
Niggaz ain’t trynna see Kevin cash in the World Series again. We need Cleveland’s soul. They got unfinished business from 2016 and 2017.
>>158173333the brewers are the rays but they spend a bit more
>>158173220It's just a bunch of boomers out to suck as much blood from the youth as possible.
Oh wow how he didn't broke one of his fingers
>Ron Darling calling the ALCSit's kino
>>158173358to be fair, just look at the fuckerhes Danish as it comes (maybe a little irish in there as well?)
>>158173408>TraditionalistsI will traditionally rape your faggot ass
>>158173428Pirates would be the #1 team in the AL. I imagine the Nats are somewhere up there as well.
Phew thank god
>>158173077and there it is
>>158173433They're cursed until they go back to the Indians name or at least adopt the Native American theming again
all the pressure is on the rays here. guards are coming off 1 day rest and only need to win 1 away game to ensure they sweep the series when we come back home
>>158173428is Griffin actually any good? he has looked like shit here
What is a "Guardian"?
just need to sort the pitching out and we're in this
>>158173341>jays
>>158173220I've spend a decent amount of time in Florida. Pretty much everywhere but the far west panhandle and the Keys. It's a great state. Some weird hillbilly SEC types up north/northeast, still good people though. Florida gets a bad rap. It's a lovely place. I'm 100% gonna try and retire mid 50s, move to either Jupiter/West Palm or maybe Destin and golf every day until skin cancer takes me at 70
>>158173470what the judge had to assign to your kids after he took your custody away
i want the devil gays to win1. because the gaydians are a cheap ass team that coasts every year because just making postseason for free is enough2. knowing that there's a team in the al east without a ring makes me feel sick to my stomach
>>158173341Not wrong. used to watch Jays whoop rays ass. Also indians but now they have a new name so maybe curse was lifted
>>158173383I think you should have never staned for Republican "moderates", but what do I know. Your time will come. Big changes, many things probably for the better, are coming. Just don't give up. At least you have a good support system and a good head on your shoulders. If nothing else at least we live in interesting times.
>>158173437Oh look another one in the making >>158173485
you can get your fill of premium, emotionally unstable redditor seethe here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Dodgers/comments/1x4ihnc/postgame_thread_dodgers_4_brewers_7/?sort=controversial
>>158173394lmao get over it, ugly
>>158173485I'm from Jupiter/West Palm, it's the only nice part of that shitheap (I don't live in FL anymore).If I ever see you there I'll kill you
>>158173446he kind of looks like an aussie in photos
>>158173408East coasties can't into roofs. A huge percentage of rain delays is eastern seaboard teams
Snitch
>>158173510beautiful, thank you salt miner
>>158173519is soul looks too kind to be an aussie
Just realized Venable might have thrown away his Manager of the Year meme award
I've never wanted to stuff somebody in a locker more than Peter Bendix
>>158173518No you won't. I'm a former D1 pitcher I'd literally break your face with a 1-2 before you knew what hit you
>>158173518my great aunt lives in Jupiter, and aunt lives in West Palm. I'll fuck your ass before you kill him.
>>158173543It's a regular season award, he's still a lock
>>158173518Jupiter has the highest concentration of beautiful women I've ever seen. Must be a bunch of bitches trying to bag a pro golfer
>>158173519needs more sun damaged skin
We Cleveland fans. Fuck Tampa.
Ohtani's generational falloff will sustain me throughout the dark and cold offseason
>>158173566I thought the Red Sox guy was going to win. Kevin Cash is also there.
My Mets would bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>158173519he looks like a vampire
>>158173601they did sweep the guardians
>>158173584All according to keikaku, he'll heal up and be back next year
>>158173584why should he play hard? he has guaranteed money
>>158173510keep in mind they just won 2 world series
>ads ads ads ads ads ads ads ads ads>ads ads adsmy god man american sports are so cringeNFL is the worst of this but I swear to god they time the ad to cut back into the game a microsecond before the pitch like they're so greedy it's insane
that sinker looked demonic
WORK EM BOYS
>>158173621those rings will be stripped following Walter's inevitable criminal conviction
Oregon State mentioned
Kwans been very handy
tanner bibee misses more bats than this guy
>>158172266Rays vs brewers who you got?
wow five singles...
>>158173624Better than being walking billboards like the rest of the world
>>158173643one of the best hitters in the game since the all star break
>>158173557>>158173559>>158173577I've backtraced your IPs. Consider your asses fucked, and your lives forfeit.
>>158173647Brewers. Murphy is the closest thing we have to a true leader in today's baseded era of baseball
>>158173647Rays.
>>158173663I would rather they were walking billboards than have the fucking incessant ads and also they are still walking billboards anyway with fucking patch ads on the shirt sleeve and the nike like get real
R8 my steaks I made on my new griddle
>>158173663bro their stadium is named after orange juice
Travis Banana: most famous Australian athlete ever
>>158173314Really I meant the Rays offense will carve up the Guards. Rasmussen in game one is a statement that this won’t be a 7 game series
>>158173698where's the kosher salt
>>158173698would eat but gotta show us the inside big dawg
>>15817369810/10
>>158173698too greasy
At least the White Sox would have given them a game
>>158173698Looking good.
>>158173357Tampa is the Smart Team
>>158173696I'll consider it a win if my final thought before I move on from this world isn't a commercial jingle.
>>158173718I, too, will eat your asshole if you show me your insides, big dog.As simple wink of your hole will suffice...
>>158173698needs garlic butter
>>158173501yeah shit happensthe only 'silver lining' is that Ive been getting a lot of interviews and the end result 90% of the time is "yeah we cant hire you because youre not american but we like you a lot".so at least I know the big issue isnt that im a bad candidate but that I was born 150 miles too far awayrays baseball
>>158173698exterior looks good, need an interior pic though
>>158173743That sounds good
>>158173698cut it open for us lad
>>158173741God will judge you for the impurity of your heart
>>158173647Rays make it happen.
>>158173739I am very autistic about not hearing or seeing ads in the content I'm pirating so I mute it and switch to something else religiously If I can tell the brand before I get off it I consider it a personal failure
i'm watching a TNT stream with cool music on a loop instead of ads, dont know what you guys are talking about
>>158173383>>158173753good. unless you're exceptionally talented and your qualifications/skills simply cannot be found in America, you should never be prioritized over an American even if it costs more to hire domestically (as it should)good luck back in your home country. thanks for cheering for Republicans
>>158173624you're not missing one second of play. when youre at the ballpark this is the time when everyone slowly walks out to the field and they have a fan guess how many baked beans are eaten a year in guyana on the jumbotron
>>158173408I'm very nostalgic for domed stadiums. It's gonna be a sad day when the Trop dies.
>>158173770He will judge the girth of my cock as it fill your sugar walls against your fear erection as you become my woman.And you will be found wanting...
>>158173790>If I can tell the brand before I get off it I consider it a personal failureman there is not one unique god damn thing about me
>>158173811that's a whole lotta gayslop. begone, demon
>>158173797I actually don't mind the ads. I'm never going to buy or use any of these sketchy drugs or use gamba apps and the political ones are funny.
>>158173601What's the deal with the mets and bugs
>>158173753in fairness, no one realistically would have called the extent of the shitshow that is now. in a strange way, I think getting to where you're going will probably feel all the more meaningful for you having lived through these years.
>>158173624Baseball has a natural 2 minute break between half innings. Ads are literally not a big deal in baseball. College football is far worse
my replay would be in 6th inning by now...
>>158173804>the TropMore like "Dude Top"!haha seriously tho, I would love to get top from a dude. I think a man must know his way around a cock much better than a woman. My wife's cocksucking skills are pathetic, half the time I half to choke her fat mexican ass into submission and facefuck her. I'll bet a guy could get me off no problem
>>158173803That's not necessarily true, sometimes they consider chimpouts to be downtime to be substituted with ads or other non-standard things that don't necessarily fit the format of the ad-structure Most of the time true but it still feels cheap and gay and poverty to cut back from ads and it's instantly into "and it's a swing and a miss" like I'm pretty sure they didn't just spawn in like that 2 seconds ago.
what is the point of piano music and an animation for a medicine we don't even know anything about
during the LAD/MIL game, I watched The Fugitive (1992). it was above-average but I don't think it was as great as its reputation suggests. Tommy Lee Jones is based
>>158173763>>158173758>>158173718Here you go bros...
>>158173841I hate watching MLB.tv streams where it goes to complete silence during breaks. Very awkward when you're watching with someone else. Even watching alone I prefer the background chatter of ads.
>>158173892yeah lgm
>>158173892you gotta let them bitches come up to room temp before you throw em on son
Ryan Vilade walks out to "Unwritten"? This is IDENTITY THEFT!!!
>>158173892
>>15817389210/10
>>158173790I similarly go out of my way to block out shit I don't want to hear. I've gotten very good at it over the years. Something I do find interesting to do sometimes now as a sort of study is to actually pay attention to ads just to try to understand how it is I'm being targeted.
>>158173892phwoar enjoy m8
>>158173798I dont think I've ever cheered for any american politician ever other than jokingly staying that jeb bush is the future and I don't really think I would be getting paid by your research institutes and having 2 engineering masters degrees funded by them if I wasnt decent at what i do>>158173854on shane mclanahan's elbow Im the bext oppenheimer
>>158173892a bit too rare for my taste
easy catch
>>158173892love it, you might get some hate from the well-done fags but it looks good
Damn
>>158173899>I prefer the background chatter of adsliteral natural slave mentality. not even memeing.
>>158173892looks good brotha. a little rare for me. I'd prefer a higher temp for another 1/3 inch but still looks good for sure
>>158173873have you been to a baseball game? they do indeed just start playing after the clock winds down. there is no "play ball!" and a windup, the play clock starts and the pitcher pitches. there is no snap. no inbounds pass.
nice snag
>>158173899I hate it when I'm hanging out with my friends and have to talk to them instead of listening to BING BING WAHOO SPIN ROULETTE NOW I really hope I'm taking the bait
>>158173892this guy's a vampire
>>158173892Can you throw that back on the grill for another 20 minutes? Also, can I get a side of ketchup and some Lawry's seasoning? Thanks, brother.
>>158173916NGMI
griffin locked in??
>>158173930I'm glad you got a good education without debt. good luck leveraging it into a career somewhere else in the world. I'm sure you're decent. decent isn't a sufficient standard to take a job away from an Americanon the bright side, your Rays are looking pretty good
>>158173963>another 20 minutes crisp leather enjoyer
>nonwhites think a red steak is a bad thingweirdalso >we are outhitting them but no runs scored i need the guardindians to lock in
>>158173939>>158173948I swear I'm not a shill. I'm just an autist.
>>158173942>they do indeed just start playing after the clock winds down. there is no "play ball!" and a windup, the play clock starts and the pitcher pitches. there is no snap. no inbounds pass.oh really? have you been to a ball game? because they do warm up pitches and actually lots of shit happens at ball games that you will NOT see on broadcast but are still of interest to anyone who is interested in baseballinstead you get DRAFTKINGS SPORTSKIKE
>>158173963Would you prefer this?
>Taco Bell charging you $30 to eat fake meat and ground up cow assholewhen I'm in the White House, I will dismantle all fast food slop
>The girl playing Hermoine in the Harry Potter show is named after the Arctic Monkeys song ArabellaFuck I’m old
>>158173952>>158173916it's Medium Rare
>>158174044lol no
>>158174044the best
>>158174010>i want to watch the warm up pitchesyou are larping. nobody gives a fuck about warm up pitches and catch stealing practice. sure it would be better than another fucking vivek ad but don't pretend like it's anything to actually watch.
>>158173866Football has natural breaks too, you just like baseball more which is why ads in baseball seem more tolerable to you
base hit Baz
Bazzana on base
>>158174044>It's not rare unless it moos back
Bazzingle
>>158174096are you mooing at your steaks
this park is too big for patty barrels to show up
remember when we found out a few /mlb/ threads ago that Jose Ramirez is a psycho who bullies all his teammates and tries to embarrass other players through gross wealth and fights people over fuckin Mario Kart
>>158174035look back at the movies that came out 20 years ago for a real thrill
>>158174114How else am I supposed to know if it's rare?
struck his bitch ass out
shartians kek
>>158174120>embarrass other players through gross wealtthey were making fun of him for being underpaid at cleveland. all he did was did pull out his account balance
>>158174120You can tell that when he's in the dugout.
quiet stadium. For that, I want cleveland to win it
Good shit drew
>>158174035https://voca.ro/198uGYFOhlsC
>guards already have more hits against the Rays than the Yankees did all series KEK!
>>158174155drew? more like lossedkek
how is Nereus whipping out all these banger animations? they came outta nowhere and it's a new cartoon every time I watch a game
>>158174166I have heard this
>>158174120You can just look at him and you can tell he would be selling drugs if baseball didn't exist
>>158174166Stankees are trash, big surprise.
>>158173448If you want to fuck with him, wouldn't that make you gay?
>>158174074I never said I wanted to watch it I said there is plenty that happens at ball games that you will not see on broadcast because it's raped by ads. So you agree with me that you are wrong. Great.
>>158174174hehe...GOTTEM>>158174189ok but you say that about every Dominican
guards offense is alive if not connecting to drive in runs. im actually not super concerned just yet which is saying something. not as limp as i feared>>158174176it's SI anon
nlcs has been raw ass so far and yet the alcs is even worse
>>158174223based SI!
I wish I cared more about playing baseball as a kid and teenager. Its so much better than basketball and I might have been much better at it
'dians are getting swept
>>158174225Rays/Brews will be kino smartball
>>158174237Gays Jewers WS is gonna be fire (in hell)
>>158174236baseball is way harder than basketball
>>158174166oh my
>>158174237if they lose 3 games they're going back to Indians
>>158174201it's a non-issue you fucking leaf. the practical reality of life is they're selling ad space and it isn't causing you to miss one second of game play. be for real.
just make it brewers vs rays already please
>the ray aggressivenessplaying into Vogt's hands
>>158174260didn't say it was easier or harder. Saying its more fun
BAZZANA IS A BRICK WALL
>>158174166The Yankees had 12 hits in their series vs the Rays though
>>158174260Baseball is pretty easy, even fat mexicans can be good at it
Cricket legend Travis Banana
love this lil guy :)
can ohtani stop sucking so we can beat blake snell in the ws
>>158174338made you check
>>158174338are you saying I’ve been hornswoggled by a user on 4channel??
>>158174338guards already being halfway there 4 innings into game 1 is embarrassing lol
>>158174257no dodgers/guards will be dodgers in 4
>>158174361>hornswogglethis is gonna be my third son's middle name
no Rocctober so far this yearsadly Genao is a free strikeout in 3 pitches
>>158174415genao has heart, feels like the sort of player that can make something happen
>>158174408>Pablo hornswoggle HernandezHas a nice ring to it
>>158174436he has too much heart, swings at everything
Very nice. Drew playing well now
>>158174442this is tourist humorreal channers know it's gonna be Rayqueevius Hornswoggle Pennington
It’s Monday night. How is Tropicana full?
>>158174408>>158174442kek
>>158174473knowing you blokes its more likely to be Rakesh Hornswoggle Singh
>>158174476is this a serious question
>>158174492>tf>tponly way this could be more of a clown post is if it were coming from Canada
does baseball have the best (ceteris paribus) inter-team camaraderie? i feel like i see opposing players smoking and joking with each other more than in any other sport.
how's baseball's #1 prospect Arjun Nimmala doing?
>100 MPH fastball>78 MPH curveball>90 MPH sliderkino
>>158174600I think that about basketball players the most
>>158174600yes baseball has the least apes in all of sports
>>158174600nah they dont even shake hands after a game
was that not a pitch clock violation
that was slick
>>158173365Who's Erika?>>158174632...but the few times they do chimpout, all hell breaks lose
espino caught a break on that 3rd pitch, fuck
Based EspinoViva Panama
>>158174653I hear the Yankees' clock was violated, if that's what you're reffering tah
remember when Edwin Diaz was cockslapping random civilians all across Puerto Rico and the criminal Dodgers enterprise swept it under the rug
more like Chase DeHOMER
DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER DELORDER
the cocks are piling up...
FUCK
>it was this ballpark is too big for the Guards
watching Jo try to hit righthanders makes you feel bad for him
feels like the rays are about to score 2 or 3
travpiss banana kek
Joey Curveballs is here
>Hawaiian born>Souththese announcers are tards
Let’s go mesa
>buntletsEmbarassing
kek whoops
>>158174871you're a big guy
>>158174871kekthats some powerful manspreadinh
>it was the Rays are the best bunters in baseball
>>158174893
wow this thread is dead already lol american league sucks ass
>>158174893for you
>>158174893>>158174893>>158174893>>158174893
Fucking hell
>>158174907someone post some facking gayporn
>>158174907>t. assblasted doyer
>>158174907Rays/guards is never beating monday night football in a million years
José Ramirez vs. Ryan McMahon at 3BIt’s the end of the line for the Rays.
if your pickoff is that bad, better not even show it to the runner
Joey cant trow it inna zone doe
Homer incoming....
>>158174957he's from hawaii, give him a break
>Walls Alright, just start the next inning
>Taylor Walls in a crucial AB againOf course............
>>158174934yes please it sounds like you desperately need some>>158174937>t. assblasted barveftfy>>158174939yes thats exactly what i said
The culture around football is so gay and overhyped
>>158174973Homero sinson
I'm gonna say it...the yankees got swept by THIS?
I'm applying to law school now, bros. Please find it in your hearts to redirect a mere fraction of the power you've been giving to your team toward me. Thank you and God bless. :)
The offense is making me worried now, this game should've gotten out of hand in the first but they're letting them hang around now. Even against the Stanks the offense was cold for the most part.
TAMPA GAY
new ball game brosbased ‘dians
holy moly Cleveland actually came back
PATTYFUCKINGBARRELSTHANK YOU, GIANTS
PATTY BARRELS>PATTY BARRELSPATTY BARRELS>PATTY BARRELSPATTY BARRELS>PATTY BARRELS
Why haven’t you taken Ras out
>>158174973REEEEE NOT LIKE THAT!!!
ruh roh raggy
why is patrick bailey's offense so good
>>158175033Good luck. I hope you work for good people and flirt with sexy Elle woods girls at your law school
Not every lineup sucks as bad as da jankees>>158174985Well yankees/astros would probably draw a crowd but they suck so ok the AL sucks yes
>>158175057It was a 2 run game dude
>>158173299Reminder
>>158175033all the best lad x
Ball nearly fell in the pool and killed a ray
>>158173070Small ball has always trumped long ball>>158175065Nice call
>ad break>one pitch>ad breakbaseball is not beating the allegations
>>158175071he keeps saying "they made an adjustment in July". nobody knows what it was.
its fucking over
>>158175072>>158175080Thank you, anons. Elle Woods makes me seethe because she got a ~178 on the LSAT while I'm working with a puny 168. Hopefully I break 172 in January.
their pitcher is called Bam Boozler?
Don’t miss the Cat In The Hat starring Bill Hader folks
The injuns have one home run per inning since I turned the game on. You’re welcome.
>>158175033you can do it!
>>158174076CFB ad breaks are 3:35. They should be 90 seconds max. CFB average game is well over 3 hours. Baseball addressed the pace of play issue with the pitch clock
Just woke up from my powernapGood morning, /sp/
>>158175127Just remember the bend and snap and you'll be fine
>>158175177It’s night
>we're back to the top of the order>again>alreadyare we going to get 5 times thru the order today?
Guards gonna get walked off
>>158175091cope
this booth with based Ron works really well together much better than Fox imo
>>158175127What? Like it’s hard? (Yes Elle, it’s very fucking hard to get in the 170s)You got this tho, anon
>>158175206that's a nice head of hair
>>158175127Will you defend me in court for justified crimes against David Stearns?
>>1581752234u
IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR
>Simpson is on the benchFucking WHY? He's our best hitter right now we could've used him with these RISP ABs instead of auto-out Walls.
>people watches wrestling in 2026
>brewers embarrass dodgers twice>tampa and cleveland battling it out
How does Kwan have an error? Tropicana must really be terrible.
ump come on
>>158175145>>158175189>>158175215Thank you, kind anons. I really appreciate the well wishes. Many blessings upon you and your loved ones.>>158175232Where a viable justification defense exists, it is the duty of a litigator to bring it to bar!Also, it's not a crime if it's justified in the eyes of the law. :^) Think self-defense and choice of evils.
go guards!
I need that Jose Ramirez fat bulldog face look.. that is the look that gets the girls
>>158175073>yankees/astros suckthere you go buddy you figured it out eventually
>>158175254Yeah his infield singles are really going to save your RISP numbers. (Nobody is scoring from 2nd or 3rd on an infield single).
>>158175293meme turf bounce
>sliding into firstI want to kick his ass for doing that
Tampa ain’t shit. Y’all can’t bat. Just bully bad defenses.
>>158175320Get hiz azz!!
>>158175334are you ropespie
>>158175302me and the boys except cleveland hats
These Rays are gonna get exposed by Gavin Williams
>>158175334Kek stankees lel lmao
>>158175334Judge status?
my yt sox would bootyblast both of these shitters
HUNTER GODDIS
gavin's throwing a 27 k perfecto
>Cleveland-Milwaukee WSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO MANFRED DO SOMETHING
rays looking beatable...
Ohh he changed him up!
You ain’t Juan Soto bum. Sit down. This ain’t 2024 Gaddis Ho.
Where the fuck are you Lexplorer
Here comes J-Ram with a bomb
wait when did the gaydians trade tugboatray better beat their asses
>>158175415He went back on all his apologies he made on Reddit and is likely drunk and/or in prison again
Just sports
>>158175396B1G World Series
>>158175445at the deadline, like most trades
>>158175450no he didn't
>Sydney Sweeney Why does she make women seethe? I don't like her cheek lines or think she's hot. But why can't women stop crying about her?
>>158175479Because they are women, they would seethe at anything
JOSÉ ON BASEJOSÉ ON BASE
>>158175407your lads are pitching pretty nicely too
>>158175479She gets paid to be a whore for millions while they do it for free
whys jose the most likable player in the league even more he beat lil timmy's ass
I have faith things will go right but if they don't I simply remember the Rays lost game 1 of the 08 ALCS so I'm not worried.
>>158175493we got a good bullpenGriffin locking in made a massive difference
wells caca
>>158175479>women seetheliterally anything does this
>>158175407The Rays were always beatable, any team can punk the Stankees without Ay ayron Judge:>169 Home Runs - 22nd in the MLB>54 stolen bases - 29th MLB>92 Fielding Errors - the highest out of the postseason teamsBut they are team who have very good team cohesion..
Tropicana field actually sounds kino and the logo is kino too
>>158175492
oh baby
DELODDER
no... NO!!!
JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM JRAM
uh oh
Raybros... I'm scared
kek fatass Jose
Based delauter
JOSE IS A BALL PLAYER
>broadcast needs to inject crowd noise for Cleveland to make it seem like they have fansPathetic
Delauter? I hardly knew her!
Kek, only lasted six pitches
yeah there's no way Lowe gets a rightie
>>158175563>>158175562>>158175561>>158175559>>158175555>>158175553>>158175540>all these non-american postswat da fugg
>>158175574YA SEETHE?
no, no no no
>>158175574They couldn't even sell out an ALCS game, where the hell are the Rays fans?
>>158175594Didn't you learn anything from superb owl half time show?
tampa bay fans right now(if they had any)
>>158175613Florida pro sports fans are bad
>>158175594guardians are the most internationally supported team in baseball
some euro celeb had to have picked Rays or something so many euros
Just sex just sex
we cant afford free tickets in the rust belt
>>158175594we worldwide now senpai
Tampa Bay/St Petersburg is possibly the worst place to live in the US weather wise
we cant hit lefties without adell, pack it up
>>158175648Why’s that? I bought their hat when they had the cool little Indian dude on it
ohioans in florida showing up and showing out
>>158175594We’re growing the game
I was playing vidya until I got a notification about this being a tie game
YOU GOT A FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTYYYY
guards are a one-rookie team
>>158175675save the hat, the jews are trying to erase him from history
>grampa gay
reds LEGEND nathaniel lowe
UH OH RAYSIES
>rasy
chudgerbros...
absolutely fucking based Guards coming back
Don’t sleep on the guards
LET'S GO TRIBEEEEEE
THE YANKEES GOT SWEPT BY THISTHE YANKEES GOT SWEPT BY THISTHE YANKEES GOT SWEPT BY THIS
Smartballbros...
OHHH YEAAAJHHHH KICKSTART MY HEART
CLEVELAND ROCKS
WINDIANS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHAH
its over
>>158175613Its kinda sad seeing this. This is a franchise that rarely ever got to the postseason for 10 years of their existence.
>>158175731KEK!!
But we beat the Yankees. It should be a cake walk from there.
>The city of LeXplorer
>>158175709lmao
>>158175675dunno honestly, maybe non-yanks sense the soul of the guards
if the 'ians get 1 in tampa they can sweep in maximum 5 at home
this goofy bastard was acquired to beat righties
>>158172266KWAB
>>158175765The Yankees are shit
lets just postmax ladsno one bake
seymour? i wanna sey-less!
you can fucking throw to 1st and then get to challenge 10 seconds after the pitch gets called? cool.
>challenging balls and strikeswtf games gone
>>158175825
we didnt even use either of our good starters...
how is it even possible for the Indians to beat the Rays? they are worse in every way
>>158175837Has been
>>158175825>>158175840sneed
>>158175765The Yankees are gutless and they celebrate Wild Cards just like any other team. They are just any other team now and Hal Steinbrenner like it that way.
>>158175844yankees running out of cope
>>158175708Seriously?
>>158175844because the yankees fuckin SUCK lmaoooooo
how do i get a job mowing the stadium's lawn
>>158175858
i will vocaroo cleveland rocks if we win
>>158175883kek they really do
>Former Ranger delivers the clutch go-ahead hitBased
my chadres would booty blast either of these teams in the 'eries
sabrowski has a similar frame and silhouette to messick
SCHOOOOOLLLLLEEEEDDDD
CEDDYYYY
tribebros..
my rays...
KEK'EM
UH OH
hol up
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING BASED
captain mullins to save the day
kek, sabrowski knew it well
uh oh gaydians...
>>158175883>>158175865I'm not a Yankees fan.
>Tampa Milwaukee World Series imminentsomeone think of the ratings our sponsors are expecting.....
it's still over for the rays
>>158175890Ian Hunter version, plz
I’m sorry but did the Tampa Bay Devil Rays already lose?
>>158175946yeah not anymore, you're not
>>158175963I've never been a Yankees fan. You're avoiding the question at hand. In which areas do the Indians present themselves as superior to the Rays?
do the rays actually have fans
>Cleveland Guardiansliterally whom? what happened to the indians?
Jobu defeated the PopeJobu will defeat Santeria
>>158175948Salary cap cancelled. Lockout avoided.
>ads between outs
>>158174973>>158175065That's more like it...
>>158175989more fans than the white sox LOL
cam smith? when did the guards sign him?
>>158175999kek based trips of Major League
a man must goon
>>158175979they score more runs. that's how the game is won.>but muh metricsscore don't lie
>>158175948We can help with the ratings. Its in out backyard after all.
>>158175996Replaced by a better team :)
if we can have these sydney sweeney and megan fox ads now, surely cleveland can go back to being called the indians right?
AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED MONEY DONT GROW ON TRAAYYSS
>>158176001everything everywhere is substantially worse now than it was 10 years ago
>>158175658Con la prostituta de tu madre simia colombiana sidosa
>>158175948>smart teams like the brewers and rays
if Cade blows the save, it's all on Vogt for what he did games 3-4
im shitting my pants
>>158175948There’s nothing he can do.
Do we need another thread?
>>158176032>elect a billionaire pedo twice >he runs the country into the ground while making his family and friends rich
>>158176032this but unironically. grocery stores have 3 cashiers at fucking rush hour
>>158176027only if we win the whole thing.
>successful Rays GM with tiny budget>wildly successful Dodgers GM when given unlimited cashis he the GOAT?
>>158175948>>158176000Do the owners want le doyers to win so they can make the case for the cap? Or do they want the brewers/rays to win to prove they don't need to spend to win?
>>158176069nah I reckon let it ride brother
>>158176069see >>158175820
goddamn, Angel deserved that one>>158176069are we out of page 1?
>>1581760702016 Trump was actually really good. 2020 Biden and 2024 Trump have both been so bad.
Cade Smith will gape the Rays in the 9th
>>158176083yeah Freidman's probably the GOAT. or maybe Theo Epstein since he broke the two biggest baseball curses
>>158176038A tu madre se la culea un moro y pronto yo también.Puto
>>158176111after how much he pitched last week, I don't know...
>>158176083>>158176116>forgetting about Cashman's 4 rings
>KWABineroDH playing third.
DeLuca is a retard
Sick bump
>Rays
BAWK!?
>his heart!vaxx status?
Jesus Christ for fucks sakes
