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Vegass Edition

Last shift >>158167264
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sharter fart
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HE CANT STOP SHARTING
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we dont post the last thread here thats for trannies
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i wonder if e.m. hatewatches hart in games like this
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Not looking at the screen again until I hear that my Devils scored
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>>158173610
cute bunny :3
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cant stop having my balls stick to my thigh bros
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Get well soon Brock Faber :|
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Are Debbie’s are still ass ):
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>>158173658
do you wear compression shorts?
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>>158173658
i cant do it, but ancient ones would put talc powder between their legs after the shower to prevent that situation.
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>>158173675
fricken brutal injury
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>>158173675
Isn't that everyone in minnesota
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>>158173658
you can get those types of underwear that have a silk pouch for your balls to sit in
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>>158173594
an unorthodox list to be sure, but an interesting one nonetheless
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>>158173688
LOOK MA HE'S STILL DOING IT
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quinn is so much better than his brothers...
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>>158173590
trvke
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>>158173767
has to be quinn posting these. Give us a good prop bet on you for next game.
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>>158173767
>>158173903
>the only hughes that matters
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Michkov deleted all his instagram posts? Maybe a trade is incoming. Pretty sure majority of flyers are pissed because of Rick Tocchet
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>>158174006
They should fire him
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>>158174006
botnet got taken down
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Uh oh my Sensies are turtling
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>>158174006
cope zegras says there's no problem with tocchet
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I havent seen this many killer Senators since March 15th, 44 BC
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ullmark is in the Zone
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>>158174246
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>>158174041
thats the funny thing he wont be fired yet apparently
>>158174178
yeah ofc then everything is fine if Zegras said so. It would not be a good look if he said something negative about the coach, but thing is Philly is in awful state now.
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>>158174178
based regime functionary
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>>158174282
I don't know if you are a history buff, but that is the date Julius Caesar was murdered in the Roman senate.
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>>158173723
I see advertisements for briefs like that on instagram
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My Sensies :)
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Please score at least one goal
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>d3bbies
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nifty tip
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wtf even is a Sens (Senators) anyways??
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>>158174369
there you go
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Thank you
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>shoving the goalie with your stick is not GI
Ebin
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>>158174259
he's found a new source of gay sex
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>>158174400
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ynr when smechnikov was a rookie and challenged ovi and got btfo
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>>158174471
that was dumbest shit ever from svech
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My Sensies won't blow this, will they..?
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>>158174455
THERE you go jej
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stoppable force vs movable object, a clash for the ages
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They cant take that one away
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>>158174521
WE DID IT!!!
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>>158174524
Flames vs Flyers is going to be so much fun
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>>158174521
Anon.....its too late :(
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>>158174565
>me listening to the play-by-play of that game
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My Sensies :)
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Gg Ottawa
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>>158174325
fake news
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>>158174657
GG Debbies. Sorry Ullmark is cracked
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Gary's darlings can get away with anything (they lost btw)

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/fCrExcaCVd
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a lundqvistian game by ullmark tonight
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>>158174657
i don't like this sad frog :(
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>>158174306
>Philly is in awful state now
yes this place sucks I hate it here
oh wait, this is /hoc/, yeah the flyers are bad too
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>>158174752
>frog
>strong
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>>158174805
whatever you say
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>>158174799
i heard you guys have the best cheesesteaks though
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Whats some good youtube hockey content?
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>>158174709
>laffs
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Devils wtf guys on Columbus Day too no less?
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>>158174833
too soon
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>whole top pairing out
>top LW out
>play with 5 D for half the games
>5-1
Is the rest of the league even trying?
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>>158174859
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>>158174908
Leave us alone buttface
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wow maatta has no jaw line. very ugly
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>>158174941
Kwab
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the atlantic has already been decided
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>>158175000
maybe it really is columbus day
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>>158174959
cockiness is a bad look on a team with their history
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>>158174961
My night is ruined now
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>>158175022
>laffs
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>>158175022
That’s no fun
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WILDIN
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https://www.twincities.com/2026/10/12/bring-your-laptop-to-the-bar-when-wild-play-businesses-are-barred-by-wild-from-showing-the-games/

When I tried to watch an Islanders game on my phone at the bar the bartender yelled at me and thought I was recording her kwab
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>>158174993
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>>158175081
post video
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>>158174993
>has no jaw line. very ugly
turn your monitor on
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>lorentz
kwab
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lorenz got beat up a little. kinda mean
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Good effort, rookie. You'll get him next time lol. Lovin' this Lorenz kid so far.
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>black linesmen
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>>158175174
why are you larping like an old time bench coach from 1947
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Laine is the answer
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>>158175265
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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>>158175265
fag
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We don't say the F-slur here on /hoc/.
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>>158175310
Fucking faggot who fucks faggots.
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I can do it too
>that blackie should never have brought into the league
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>>158175322
gottem
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they should give me the shot speed every shot
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>>158175344
>I can do it too
>typo
apparently not, faggot.
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>>158175373
too is used to mean also
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Will the fumes win tomorrow in anaheim?
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>>158175390
That's not the typo. Faggot.
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>>158175399
That's #13 fella looks familiar. He played in the Olympics this year, right?
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>>158175402
oh what was it then Gretchen?
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>>158175460
read this: >that blackie should never have brought into the league
and figure it out
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>>158175477
oh then when you did you point out the usage of too when you tried to sound smart the first time you underaged retarded faggot with two dads
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wild bill scored
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Here comes gary's reffies for the (((vegas))) team.
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>>158175537
Go to bed, Sally. You're menstruating hard tonight.
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Barbashev should try to get a goal and tie this game up
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>>158175604
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How do players skate around with that giant ticking clock on the ice? That's gotta be distracting.
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>>158175637
wtf she doesn't play ice hockey
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Yeah nice no call on the (((vegas golden showers))) holding, reffies.
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>>158175859
True she only plays hide-the-sausage with hollywood executives.
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speaking of the assvs...
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>russian botnet gets droned
>sharks heated rivalry posters suddenly disappear
really gets one pondering
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>>158176018
Maybe he is just tired...
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>>158175690
same goes for the music
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>>158175940
Mackinnon was truly 2026's KWABOTY
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EKKER!
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It’s sad ovi is shit and won’t reach 1000
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>>158176044
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>>158176122
What's he at now? Oh, you mean goals lol. I thought you meant games.
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my knighties :((
it's almost as if giving up 2-3 goals and coming back isn't always the best strategy
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WILDIN
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Had you listened to my wise counsel, you would have won a 3 game parley today.
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>>158176265
By not gambling I always win.
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>>158176068
not really and im afraid you may be retarded and dont even know what that means
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>>158176281
>>158176265
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>>158176281
T R U T V
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>>158176265
I don't gamble. I only invest in safe index funds
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>>158176129
Nah I think I'm pretty lazy
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TERRIBLE games tomorrow just awful
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>>158176140
Retard
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>>158176265
Very nice , let her ride on another flames L
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>>158176608
Just like the flames, cancels, islanders, flyers, devils
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>>158176700
true dat
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>>158176915
flames are like a fire type magikarp
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>158177006
when they get dupont they will evolve into gyarados
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gyrados still sucks kwab x4 weakness to pickachu lol
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Mark Messier is the greatest player to ever lace them up. He has won more stanley cups than 27 nhl franchises.
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He belongs in jail
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Mark Messier ruined my life.
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>>158177659
>dat jockstrap
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SOMEBODY GON THEY ASS KICKED
SOMEBODY GON THEY WIG SPLIT
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Flynn has passed away press F
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>>158178216
Who
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>>158177975
based
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based mcdonalds gave me a large soda instead of a medium
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>>158177168
>weak to lightning

It fits
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>>158178381
I got a free small fry or apple pie from monopoly
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>>158178455
hell yeah
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>>158178318
gain age
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Good day for Buffalo :)
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in a crooked little town they were lost and never found
fallen
>laffs
fallen
>laffs
fallen
>laffs
on the ground
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>>158178508
finally got a fantasy win again KWAB im 2-3
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>>158178464
Shut the fuck up
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*whiny bitch voice*
Shut the fuck up
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>>158178511
I really like it when the arena DJ plays that song against the laffs.
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>>158178513
Congrats bro
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>>158178508
A good day for Buffalo, and therefore the world
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>>158178530
You should try
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Kazakhs should get H1Bs to make women angry
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veg-ass got WALLED tonight.
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>>158178513
*tosses you a steveweiser*
>>158178530
*tosses you a steveweiser*
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maybe mini soda is the state of hockey after all
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they just need to win 5 stanley cups in 6 years to be better than the florida teams
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>>158178631
Roman Reigns has main evented WrestleMania ten times
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they just need to win a cup
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>>158178617
Nah
>>
>>
we won a cup
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>too many games on the same day
>what if we also aired macklin's gay cupcake adventure
why is gary like this
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Some guy died at six flags
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some bloke died after shagging six slags
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>>158178668
We don’t criticize Gary here
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i can identify six newfags i wish died instead
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>>158178668
his what adventure?
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>>158178689
Such as?
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>>158178693
it was a charity thing from a while back and they're going to show it on espn for some reason.
>you will never drink macklin celebrini's artisanal cupcake
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>>158178554
>>158178591
i just cracked one open irl *cheerses you*
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>>158178640
1
just put on raw desu
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>>158178704
you to begin with
>>158178746
been hitting the penta walk for days now bro
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*cero miedo fistbumps you*
>>
>>
pentas dinero en la banco briefcase just shot out fireworks holy fucking dimes
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>>158178754
Cope
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>>158178788
he's always ruled
Tony cant stop fumblin' kwab
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in canada wayne gretzky's wine comes in boxes
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>>158178810
one of australia's great contributions to world culture
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>>158178819
being retarded isn't uniquely australian retard we're world wide like pitbull
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Good morning, go flames :)
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>>158178823
retards are indeed international but boxed wine was invented here for the enjoyment of bogans and similar species everywhere.
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>>158178824
knights play today
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SO GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
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>>158178810
leaving three empty boxes of greatness behind me on the bus >>>
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>Why yes, I do hate Florida and Vegas, how could you tell?

(Imagine a troonjak image attached that I can't post due to being IP banned)
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>>158178981
Wish all of India was
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what is the difference between a chimpout and a crashout
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>>158179049
Who does it
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>>158179049
crashout is a one off
chimpouts are habitual
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>>158179064
This
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There should only be 3 games every night. That way the chance of every result being the right result increases, like tonight. Every result was a good one.

More of that.
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>yeah, but in previous seasons!!!
kwab
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>>158179215
thoughts on your loss to randy?
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>>158179215
excuse me anon but might you enlighten us as to what you are referring to?
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its unironically fucking snowing
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>>158179278
How can it be ironically snowing
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Ullmark and Wallstedt are currently the best goalies in the league.
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>>158179290
why is sweden so good at making goalies now
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>>158179278
it was 24 today :)
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>>158179354
im california dreaming
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>158178855
Cool good luck to your knights :)
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>>158179382
thanks bro and good luck to your flames!!!!
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wings
>>
are
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some fat retard with a wings hat came to my place of work and i told him the wings weren't doing so well huh and then he said he hasn't watched hockey in years

anyway i was gonna watch the thing but just learned about hokum looks cool finna watch that instead bro's
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>>158179430
The wings suck but The Thing doesn't. Cool movie worth checking out.
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>>158179430
I'm watching that tonight as well! Started it a month ago and forgot to finish it, what I saw of it was good.
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>>158179467
oh yeah for sure. i've seen it before!
>>158179470
hell yeah
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Who is the most hated /hoc/key team?

Who is the most liked (or least hated) /hoc/key team?
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>>158179486
flames
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>>158179486
Most hated soilers

Most loved knighties

Islanders fan btw
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>>158179486
>Most Hated
Florida
Vegas
Tampa Bay
>Most Liked
Canadiens
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Well
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>>158179532
Retard
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>>158179542
jlmi
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So apparently it's fine to drag a player down on the ice and rip off his helmet in the National Hockey League
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>>158179394
Thank you as well :)
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>>158179486
Most loved flames
Most hated flames
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>>158179617
you should watch the shl i think its perfect for you
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>>158179617
it ain't called the Department Of Panther Safety for nothin!
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It’s up
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>>158179731
why did you censor the flames
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>>158179835
it's just a token black bar to get past japanese laws
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>>158179860
i know what you want you want celebrini to dick you down deep
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It's Frozen Frenzy time
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>>158179867
i'm not sure he gives off top vibes
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>>158179873
devils win jackies win, habs win, canes win, krak win, blots win, snes, isles win, pengs win, jets win, avs win, knights win, laffs win, flims win, oils win, shargs win
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>>158179689
Say what you want about Shitty Hockey League but at least it makes clear what is allowed and what isn't
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for me it's the SPHL (small penis humiliation league)
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>>158179882
Retard
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Finna try the new Canadian items at McDonalds today
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>>158179993
where am i wrong then?
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>>158179996
the bbq bacon qp is pretty decent
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>>158174833
you know you lost the series right bitch?
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my allergies are either extreme tonight or i'm getting sick kwab
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>>158175460
>needs to be spoonfed his typos
grim
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>>158180009
I'm thinking the double QP with a large fries, 9 jap nuggets and a mcdouble
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>>158180024
We don't sign our posts here
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>>158180000
Being a retard.
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>>158179873
>everyone just watches their home team on the local broadcast
cool stuff gary
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>>158179731
>flyers still 13%
More hope than I have
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Good morning /hoc/
>Sabres @ Habs tonight
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>>158179873
How will Shannon be able to provide insightful commentary on each game?
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gary is trying to hype up the frozen frenzy by highlighting unc-on-unc matchups
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only shit teams today
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Already looking like another lost season for the NJ Devils. This new GM doesn’t really seem as bright as everyone seems to think he is either
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>>158180161
don't worry once hughes walks from minny to nj you'll be fine
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>>158180161
My Devils are winning the 'up!
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>>158179873
all of my teams are playing today :)
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>>158180024
ya i had a cold this weekend its mostly
gone now but my ears are popping all the time it's really annoying LOL just like my islanders
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>>158179873

>Astrazeneca

Are those the guys responsible for why every drug and medicine commercial on tv is now a "vaccine"?
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I want to hear this cuck Devils fan screech after Jack Hughes leaves the Devils for the Wild.
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let's score a couple goals and get those FIRE TOCCHET chants going krakbros
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>>158180275
tocc is bald as fuck
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>>158180233
remember when I said just because you're a creepy little weirdo IRL doesn't mean you have to be that way here?
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>>158180152
humorous post. upvoted
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For me it's the Florida Panthers
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>>158180332
>Florida Panthers
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>>158180233
The only screeching would be the sound of me helping to roll his luggage out to the moving truck
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>>158179996
we are more than just maple syrup
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>>158180385
Source?
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trbrother won
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>>158180381
Good morning fren. You look very handsome today
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>>158180381
Mornin'!
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who.else has to return their cans before the games start tonight?
>>
woke up in a frenzy
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Should I be excited about Bedard and Kane finally playing together, or is tonight going to be another 3+ goal loss.
>>
happy bud1640
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I only watch >my team anyway so Frozen Frenzy doesn't do anything for me.
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>>158180476
>manlets

Enjoy the PPs, fear the corners during 5x5
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Any sweet games on tonight?
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>>158180513
In Gary's league, every game is perfect
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The correlation between baldness and fraudness is becoming to big to ignore
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>>158180381
Good morning
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>>158180504
>Enjoy the PP
what trb did on 04/17/22
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>>158180523
Sundin?
>>
Gary has a real treat for us planned tonight :)
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>>158180513
Nope. Gary somehow managed to schedule the maximum amount of games tonight and made them all shit. He truly outdid himself
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>>158180544
thoughts on your loss to bud 1640 days ago?
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>>158180544
I hope it's his famous pizza bagels
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16 games to celebrate 1600 days of bud winning
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Alcoholic retards OUT
>>
Regular retards IN
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>>158180513
They're all shit games by default because this is /hoc/ after all but [spoiler]dabres/hasb should be good[/spoiler]
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this nigga typing spoiler
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>>158180513
all of them
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Waging is over
Flaming has just begun :)
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>>158180568
Bro thought this was /tv/ :skullemoji: :wiltedroseemoji:
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>>158180592
Flames are the most consistent team in the league :)
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>>158180601
One of the many reasons why they rule
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>158180601
yes, you could set a clock with the certainty that they will lose
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>>158180614
R U L E
U
L
E
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bud did not 1
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>>158180667
Uh oh Samir is not gonna like this
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Hellebuyck bros... Nobody wants us...
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>>158180684
he did this too himself
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>>158180684
>Hellecuyck thought the Jets would crumble without him
>they're actually thriving
>Hellecuyck forfeited salary for nothing
K W A B
W
A
B
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>>158180707
who knew you could replace sub .900 tending so easily
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>>158180643
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Connor screwed Connor
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>>158180573
>>158180599
[spoiler]I did it intentionally, knowing I was on /sp/hoc/ and that the spoiler mechanism wouldn't trigger :)[/spoiler]
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dobesbros...
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>>158180755
It will truly be over for Dobes once Montembeault comes back
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mike matheson is out with a lower-body injury
need a new whipping boy
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>>158180780
Gary told me I'm his best whipping boy at my performance review :)
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i would love to be whipped by gary
tear my ass asunder, mr. bettman!
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>>158180684
Biggest own goal
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Which team is this?
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>>158180684
He’s washed and burned a lot of bridges
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>>158180684
based Chevy letting him rot
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>>158180718
my forumsies :)
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>>158180919
I don't know. I don't really follow hockey.
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>>158180919
>wins a game
Not the flames
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Helle shoulda done like Larkbitch, just show up and cash the checks.
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>>158180936
like all american talent
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>>158181020
1993
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Gary gave Mr. Sub a copy of the script
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>>158181022
all thanks to canadian talent
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>>158181032
They couldn't do it without us.
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>>158181032
>all thanks to canadian talent
Their "talent" leads them to 1993, yes.
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>hot drinks
>reaaaaalllyy get you going
>when you feel like slowing
>you know
>we always serve it right away
>thanks mam have a nice day
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>>158180755
>having faith in florida man
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>>158180772
so fuckin back
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>>158180919
did you draw this?
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>>158181029
>unredeemabled
SAAR!
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>>158181052
wrong, we lead them to cups and win the mvp along the way
american talent could never
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>>158181109
1993
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>>158181132
2026*
try winning one without us, then talk
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>>158181135
nineteen ninety-three
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the pwhl will stop existing at the end of the season
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>>158181109
Wasn't it an American who made the most recent dynasty happen? Whatever definition you want to use for dynasty idc.
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>>158181175
huh?
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>>158181187
Kane made Chicago a dynasty.
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>>158181200
Still needed a Canadian captain to keep him in line.
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yeah man lets just have all 32 teams play on a random ass Tuesday in October. great way to promote our game. Oh and where its broadcasted? On ESPN4 of course, we can't override womens gorilla dunk and lebron's special procedure on being a polymarket shill
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>>158181200
you mean toews and keith
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>>158181201
Does that mean Mackinnon needed a Swedish bvll to keep him in check?
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>>158181211
yes, which is why a swede has won mvp more recently than any amerishart talent
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>>158180684
thank you NHLPA for being complacent and not speaking for a player. this is why we need a salary cap for being fair and reasonable as a league where Cam Talbot can play on half the rosters in the NHL.
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>>158181208
who and who?
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>>158181211
Well we all saw what happens without his guidance...
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>>158181223
me and you
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>>158181220
why does connor need the union to save him?
he signed the contract
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>>158181218
canacucks are so cute about exhibition games and ((( awards )))
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>>158181244
>he wrote in response to a 1993 comment
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Our Sennies play again tonight! :)
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>>158181228
What are you wearing?
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>>158181225
This has to be the KWABOTY right? Never seen this general more rabid than when this happened. A moment of /hoc/ history.
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>>158181259
every team does, dumbass
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My flyers are going to win our first game this evening :))
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eventually you have to pay for winning the most fraudulent cup since 2020 Tampa
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>>158181280
oh you're struggling? just like your american talents to be relevant
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>>158181292
1993
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>>158181301
amerisharts are so cute about exhibition games and ((( awards )))
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>>158181263
nothing
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>>158181290
Isn't this guy ancient? He can hang em up without issues.
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>>158181321
get out of the sauna pekka
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if your team doesn't play tonight, it's irrelevant
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>>158181337
its mikkä
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>>158181342
My DIFies :(
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amazing how out of 16 games there is a single good matchup
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>>158181358
nothing a retard like you would understand
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>>158181361
Panthers vs Columbus?
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>16 games
>with different puck drop times
and people still complain
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>>158181385
>everyone watches their own team and ignores the other 15
thank you gary
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>>158181385
16 games that will start 10 mins after post time
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What if we made a gamethread for every game tonight and ran the catalog?
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>>158181361
>6:30 est
Very based Gary thank you
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>>158181271
yea but we played last night as well dingus
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>>158181407
its ok, i talked with jeff the jannie, he will sticky /hoc/
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>>158181407
sounds like something handegg would do
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>>158181407
Old /hoc/ would have done it. Nu-/hoc/ sucks though so don't count on it.
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>>158181427
/hoc/ was never good
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hope we play hard tonight and remember its about having fun
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>>158181366
1993
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>>158181455
how cute! he brought up an (((( award )))) to cope
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>>158181441
Winning is fun. Have the Flames tried that yet?
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I'm scared this guy keeps posting my birth year.
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>>158181465
What are you wearing?
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>>158181465
have you ever considered that you might be the source of the cup drought
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>>158181471
nothing a cute lil' retard like you would care to understand
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>>158181481
OK then
> 1993
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>>158181490
haha the retard did it again
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>>158181465
>>158181471
someone get Binland's nurse
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>I’ll tell you my favorite Sidney Crosby story. So they won the Cup in 2016, so he’s got the Stanley Cup and we went to a children’s hospital. Which is, you know, pretty emotional. We were done there and Sid said: ”Well, where else can we go?” I said: ”Well, there’s a veterans hospital I went to once, around the corner”.
>So we went, we called over, went over there and they got…everyone’s kind of in the main meeting room and someone said: ”Oh, too bad Joe’s not here, Joe would have loved this”.
>And someone said: ”Who’s Joes?”. And they said he’s a Korean War veteran, but he’s blind and bedridden. He’s upstairs. So I said: ”Sid, let’s go”. So up we go and they knock on the door to his room and ”Joe, Sidney Crosby’s here with the Stanley Cup”. And Joe says ”Oh, I’m sorry Sid. I’m a Montreal Canadiens fan!”. That’s a nice introduction… And Sid says: ”No problem, who’s your favorite Montreal Canadien?”.
>And Joe says: ”Rocket Richard!”. So Sid bring the Cup over and traces Joe’s finger over the Rocket’s name engrave.
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>>158181463
>he derives his fun from external stimuli
kek, enjoy the endless cycle of birth death and rebirth kiddo
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Imagine if every team loses today lol
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>>158181525
I'd allow it
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>>158181525
nah gary cooked the books so 50% of the nhl wins
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My girlfriend says we can have sex if the flames win tonight
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>>158181525
this is what im rooting for
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>>158181525
our reffies never lose
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>>158181525
Not possible
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Gary here. Buy jerseys or take your requests elsewhere.
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>>158181544
Are you going to scissor eachother?
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>>158181532
pretty audacious trick there Gary, how'd you top that?
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>>158181544
Just put $100 bucks on flames cause digits never lie
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>>158181590
the hometown remix series is getting released this week!
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>>158181603
im about to the easiest money of my life betting against the flames
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>>158181617
Cope they're due
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>>158181626
to continue losing
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Flamiacs will be eating good tonight
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>>158181225
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>>158181721
>flames win, you win!
a lot of losing going on in cowtown
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r8 my frozen frenzy bet slip
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Is lucic returning?
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>>158181753
Retard
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>>158181753
You had every single one wrong yesterday
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>>158181770
I went 2 for 3 actually
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>>158181753
Based degen
>>
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>>158181807
why did edmonton let this stud top pairing dman go
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>>158181807
Hey that's a pretty solid forwards line-
>those defensive pairs
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>>158181822
Warsofsky will keep those forward groupings for a single shift then go full retard blender the second there's any adversity
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>>158181753
Gambling is for retards >:(
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>>158181872
which is why its marketed so heavily to americans
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>>158181407
Great idea. I’ll start drafting threads
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>>158181171
I have faith in Mark Walter
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just fired a negro and a sunbelt retard for fighting kwab
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>>158181886
This nigga is unaware of how bad Ontario broadcasts are
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>>158181953
you mean the teams sponsored by milk and cibc?
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>>158181971
While we avoid having to have crypto or gambling sponsor our teams directly 80%+ of ads on any Ontario region hockey broadcast is gambling ads
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for me it's pharmaceutical ads that skirt around the advertising laws
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>>158182001
source?
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>>158182043
use your eyes bozo what are you even arguing? maybe your mommy set special limitations on your tv for you or something
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>>158182046
ass
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>>158182052
>source is dood trust me
ok, thanks for explaining it
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CHL bros this is grim
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>>158182046
nice crop man
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>>158182019
pharma ads are a protection racket, they arent trying to sell you that drug but they are paying the bills for the media outlets that would have told you those drugs were unsafe in the past
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>>158182043
My absolute fatigue and desire for an Early™ Cashout©
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>>158182073
you sound right but I'm still going to ask my doctor about all of them
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>>158182046
>>158182069
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>>158182046
tits
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>>158182073
This is sort of true for government ads on TV too
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>>158182089
thanks man
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>>158182079
they do make it look like taking the drugs will give me slow-motion happy scenes with a sunset in the background so maybe I will too
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>>158181941
I wish I had enough dawg in me to get in fights with coworkers
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>>158182089
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Let's stop bullying the Flamiacs. Better yet, stop all bullying
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PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FLAMES TRYING TO GET THEIR COACH FIRED HUH?
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usually lames posters disappear by halloween
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>>158182152
The boys want Darryl and Chris Sutter back.
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>>158182115
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Bully the Flames and their fans harder, they are on the ropes.
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reminder there is a nearly $50 gift card from Boston pizza for anyone who infiltrates Shannon's street hockey games
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>>158180919
Flames
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It will get funnier with every loss, I hope they get the record
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>>158182184
flamin'
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>>158182184
should have made the A the atlanta flames A
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>>158181525
every game goes into OT so there's a maximum number of points awarded except for the flames game where they lose outright
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Its a FRENZY, its a FROZEN FRENZY.
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>>158182268
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>>158182225
they have already set the franchise record, twice
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Wonder what's the deal with that one philly fan in Bangladesh
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>Staal with a torn calf
Why are nu-athletes made of paper machet and glass?
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stop making fun of the Flames right now
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>>158182305
>papier mâché
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>vague ass
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>>158182312
no
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I respect the Flames
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>>158182305
>numale
He's older than most /hoc/ posters
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In the spirit of the frozen frenzy, which team do we talk about the least here?
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Huska should be fired desu he's a shit coach who plays the vets too much and seems whats the word retarded yeah hes a retard hey retard heres an idea why dont you play nemec 30 minutes a game and play parek 30 minutes a game you dumb fucking hick
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Wish I lived somewhere where everything isn't closed at 8pm
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>be shit
>still lose the 1OA to some american team or tronna (pronounced tranny)
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>>158182376
I'd guess its the Preds
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>>158182371
source?
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>>158182376
I genuinely forget the Blue Jackets exist more often than I should
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>>158182380
closes at 22h here in 08 land
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>>158182376
I don't think a Predators fan has ever posted here.
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>>158182389
There's at least me and one other Jackies fan here. I've seen a Canadian that likes the "/hoc/'s Jackies" meme too
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>>158182399
you werent around from 2014-18
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>>158182376
obviously not them but there's really no boston talk outside of the games. Maybe St. Louis?
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>>158182386
I don't remember 9/11
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>>158182430
I remember by 2nd grade teacher telling us America invaded Iraq because of the terrorists
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>>158182453
>>158182453
>>158182453
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>>158182067
Nobody wants to watch random Euro league teams lose to the SHL every year over and over. Not even us.



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