What does he do
>>158180532wins consecutive World Series.
>>158180532Apparently not post game interviews
>>158180532Apparently he recruits Jap mercenaries and brings weeb nights to the ballpark.
>gambles>pins it on a patsy>learns from bobby bonilla
Not his year. Even Tiger had off years
>>158180532He really does not want the dodgers to win anything without him. If he plays like shit and they lose game 3 he'll finally "agree" to drop out of the line up bc by then it'll be too late for the dodgers to have a chance at making a comeback and he can act like he self sacrificed.
He eats
>>158180532inb4 he pulls his classic "try to steal second with 2 outs" main character bullshit and costs them the game
Apparently he is a degenerate gambler
>>158180532These days? Grow fatter. You can literally see him gain weight before your eyes as he wolfs down entire buckets of sunflower seedsIf he was 100% he'd be throwing and hitting and burning it off, but he's too hurt to do one and sucks at the other. He doesn't play defense. So there he is in the dugout, looking rounder and heavier by day