>Lap:#8582>Countdown to Coater GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158167553>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:232>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 340 (+20)RUS: 238 (+2)HAM: 229 (+15)VER: 221 (+33)LEC: 215 (+24)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 578 (+22)Ferrari: 444 (+39)McLaren Mercedes: 339 (+23)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 332 (+34)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 100 (+10)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1085.51 (+73.65)HAM: 851.63 (+87.84)NOR: 827.36 (+62.16)>News:AMX will be on Portimão this weekend, rememberCadillac's brakes stay a problemMcLaren difficult to handleF1 goes to Africa (Rwanda) from 2030 onwardsPiastri's puncture helped himAntonelli's brakes were a problem because of sensor, heat, dirty airDidn't get a penalty on a technicalityItalo-Nigerian, or 'American', Ugo Orlandi to be FP driver for Cadillac in 2027
energy drink sport
gimi
stay MINDED
>>158182162>Italo-Nigerian, or 'American', Ugo Orlandi to be FP driver for Cadillac in 2027good to see they're laying the groundwork for the jerome era
i have a friend who has a friend who lives in the town where the schumacher villa is and apparently schumi has been in a 13 year scat-gooning-induced trance state and his family made up the story about the skiing accident to save his reputation
amx
>>158182188what do you goon to in your warm up celebration of the usa grand prix?
>>158182166based
>P6
>>158182209Dogfart, primarily
I saw a picture on Twitter and thought it explained why Charles sits in a more masculine position than Ollie, who has his hands in his lap. But it was about Nick Fuentes and if he touched and sexually assaulted someone with his hand under a table.
>2014 sebastian vettel highlights
>>158182273relation to austin, texas?
>>158182280
abhorrent h*lvetian posting going on
>>158182299mistress...
*wins*
>>158182299
I swear the only people that won't call Stroll shit are Vettel fans that can't admit he wasn't a great driver.
>>158182360Ferrari broke Vettel
>Charles Leclerc was FURIOUS with his car during Sunday’s Singapore GP!>"What the fuck happened, the car started to break on its own!">This radio message wasn’t aired on the live broadcast and was reportedly removed from the FIA feed just TWO SECONDS later. >>>/wsg/6251791he was almost Bottas'd, these fucking regs
>>158182299Hag
>>158182382Vettel broke his Ferrari several times as well
>>158182299TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>158182466deserved!
>>158182162>Italo-Nigerian, or 'American'dios mio...
>races suddenly get competitive at the end when it's already decidedmercedes is sandbagging to avoid inquiries aren't they
>>158182564does it matter? they will still get that sweet ADUO bonus
life is better without F1 and /f1/
People are arguing lance stroll deserves to be in f1 because he's not completely terrible. Because he could win races in f3 when he has all the advantages and teammates are sabotaged.
>>158182589one day this site will go down for maintenance, and will stay down forever, then we will be free
>>158182589correct I just came back to check the memes around the Rwanda track
>>158182299how is the huge titted sister doing nowadays anyway?
>>158182388>break
>>158182589I've already successfully removed the most shit of the two out of my life.
>>158182598Even ackoledging Stroll's junior results as legit and saying that he deserved so have a chance to get to F1, by the time his second season was over he would have been replaced after getting outqualified by rookie Sirotkin.
>>158182629We would find an even worse place to waste our time on.
>>158183756the solution
Gimi Kyalami or gimi death>>158182589I am a natural born racist, I watch also Nascar, IndyCar and endurances, I am incurably relentless
>>158182299That's a lot of racecraftWould send her flying to the fence and brake her gearbox from behind iykwim
>A series of attacks across Saudi Arabia is currently underway, with the Saudi military saying it’s intercepting missiles over the country.>The cities of Dammam, Dhahran, and Haradh were among those targeted.cancel the damn Dorne jousts before I piss meself
>>158184137Friendly reminder this turboretard said its safe now to end the season in Abu DhabiPastas managing F1 are not different from managing current Ferrari team
Aston Shartin status? F1 status? What shall we do without our heckin' sand money bros...
>>158184442So glad that Trump is going to fix all of this right after the midterms so that F1 Qatar + Abu Dhabi can happen in peace and prices will go down. Might even use my $5000 to buy tickets for Vegas 2027 and some food there.
neekeri fans are in shambles right now realizing amx is going to finish ahead of poois in the championship lmao. in the fourth best car. lmao
>>158184647You should use the money to buy yourself all the hormone treatments and dilators you'll need for the rest of your life instead.
>>158184887new re-used cope from last year has already dropped (rb was the best car at the end of the season)
>>158184985not even the 9th fastest car, bro
>>158184887the cult is already in panic mode and writing mucho texto
>>158185010Hamilton and his fans becoming completely buckbroken because Ferrari refuses to demote Chuck to second driver has been so funny
>>158185010holy kek
>>158184647Congress is historically proven to flip to the challenging party because the average American are stupid enough to think that voting for the other ream because your team didn't deliver on the promises they ran on is going to somehow fix the country and benefit them. In reality it's just two sides of the same coin buried in the pockets of Super PACs, multinational corporations, and global Zionism. Id the Dems manage to lose this midterm it would be an damning indictment that the party will brush off and make excuses for just like after the 2024 election. And that $5k Trump check? The guy will just put boots on the ground in Iran and make up an excuse not to send it out, hopefully thinking that people will forget about it like the last time her promised a big check to Americans after USAIDS was shuttered. It's all going to be fucked no matter what happens.
>>158185010not reading all that but>#W8FORIT2027kek they've already adapted perfectly to the ferrari mindset10 months from now that'll be 2028 right until hamilkek retires, though even that might not stop their delusions
>>158185010If if if ifuntil Max does the recreation of 1 checo 1 jar vs any of the shitters mentioned, then it doesn't count because IF THE OTHER GUY was in that seat...
>>158185010here's the rest if you want to amuse yourselves
>>158185111to this day i still dont understand how your country was just utterly undermined and destroyed from within. With european nations, the excuse at least is that ww1 and 2 completely assraped them, and then the cold war happened and there wasnt much they could do, but what the fuck is up with america? Were the boomers just that genuine cattle minded that they let their government be occupied by israel, companies and foreign influence? For what?It just seems so stupid to me. And it seems even more stupid to me you guys havent maire antoinetted every single federal politician, even if you get a Robespierre afterwards/f1/ related because of the powerstruggle at red bull
>>158185249all i can remember about 2016 is that rosberg was scared shitless of second season verstappen, and already beating him in a worse car on a wet track. And rosberg beat hamilton that season, so even back then, max was already better than lulu lol
>>158185010They asspull poois' win stats at a slight feel of insecurity towards AMX and this brown dares to call print AMX as a statbook driver? There's a reason why pundits say Hamilton is the 'greatest driver by stats', because they know eye tests are a very real thing in motorsport.
>>158185249>even mentioning RosbergI guess him quitting while he was ahead made the cult really mad lol
>>158185010Max after Baku 2023>he will never beat me again44's biggest stan>in 2023 there was no other standard max only wonlmao
copy. we are checking.
>>158184887>in the fourth best carfastest car since dutch gp
>>158185502>starts seething about hamilton's stats out of nowhere why are maxfangays so insecure? oh yeah, they know max will never ever win 5th WDC, let alone 7
SEB WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!
>>158185779based... what a LAD
>>158185779fake. famous closetgay people only hire expensive escorts that know how to keep discretion
>>158185779We really need to bring back nunneries and arranged marriages. Also “men” like norris should probably get snipped.
>>158185836why do you think this is a woman talking?
>>158185779failing to see any problems here?
>>158185925>too excited (ick)>finished too fast>weird best friend >5/10 experience
>>158186154>>too excited (ick)matter of opinion>>finished too fastlower lap times = better (also redundant)>>weird best friend insulting to Max>>5/10 experienceirrelevant rating and doesn't use the edd scale
>>158186187gonna find it difficult to use the edd scale he broke it
>>158184985>>158185731like clockwork
>>158185273>Were the boomers just that genuine cattle minded that they let their government be occupied by israel, companies and foreign influence? Yes
sorry what is today's shitflinging? that checo could beat lewis in equal machinery? i thought we knew that already
>>158185779>mfw Lando invites you over for pizza after he hooks up with some whore
>>158186809this is insensitive Hamilton is still mourning his dead dog
chuck lepain
>mfw Aston can't make it up the hill to turn 1 at cota
>>158187140>ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GOhttps://youtu.be/bf7q8lWEd-o?si=iaTao_nHhB2CBpmO&t=247
>>158187353Just to translate for any anons wondering what those hand signals mean:>Jerk + fuck out back in 10 minutesHe then receives a hand signal from the group of homosexual men he's communicating with confirming and gives the thumbs up as a reply.
>>158187416thanks
>>158187416...and how do you know this yourself, Anon?
>>158186695in the median rbr is probably the fastest, yes.
>>158187472I work for the Canadian Union of Male Sex (CUMS) it's a government agency for promoting homosexuality as a way of fighting Russia o algo.
pork belly tomorrow
GROK GROK HOW FAST IS RED BULLIS RBR FASTESTTELL ME THE SPEEDS
>>158187726gay cunt
https://youtu.be/QWaWsgBbFsA
I want Jamaica to leave
>>158188633Cuties
if we look at the exposure championship we can infer that the strongest possible driver pairing would be Hülkenberg + Antonelli
>>158188989it's absolutely fucking wild that saarblad has managed to avoid being higher up the exposure list. Must be many indian corner shop owners voting each race. The correct formulae should be F1exp x EDDrating / 2 = season total.
>V8 's really coming back>F1 is actually listening after a shitshow of a seasonIf only they get rid of Pirelli
We need some fuel drama like what happened with Bathhurst.
>The most Mickey Mouse season since the 2010's>F1 really did a clothing merch collab with Disney this year >They used none other than Mickey fucking Mouse on their t-shirts and jackets other than for marketinglol, lmao
>>158184442God I wish that was Yas Marina
>>158189441Racing Bull drivers are in a comfy spot where nobody expects them to beat any of the top 4 teams while having a better car than everybody else (except maybe Alpine on a good day). Hard to look bad in that position.
>>158189869WEC Barca 6 hours and PORTUGAL GT3 Max soon...
>>158186955I want to rut the Landog.
When people ask why F1 is a semen slurping sport I’ll just show them this.
>>158189953toto knows if his car isn't twice as better in every department max will just rape him inside and out, every week, week in, week out, asshole getting gaped
>>158189968Toto is the only one doing the raping (of kimi)
>>158186797Toto Stein being Toto Stein, nothing newHis wet dream is going full Penske, buying the whole F1 (just like he tried to buy the Alpine team, in vain), and starting to look for random reasons out of his gypsy ass to permaban Max just becauset. Horny is still living rent free in his head
>>158190053>t.*TL;DR
>>158189953So what of that isn't allowed next year? Does the sidepod need to extend the full length now?
>>158182589
>>158190222Checking the trips on this brown-coded post
>>158189953reckon audi might start being quite good next year
>>158190222don't shit talk are chadders
*takes a shit on are chadders*
>>158190191FIA will ban a configuration used by Red Bull and copied by Audi for 2027Red Bull had floor support to have a much more aggressive geometry for the lower part of sidepods. FIA will limit that support to 5 mm requiring a car redesign in that part.
>>158189953>>158190191>>158190595>ynr torger having the regs revised to allow for 2 floor supports just before the 2022 Canadian GP in an attempt to kill the porpoise and somehow having the part ready for installation in less than 24 hours.
remember when m*tthew g*llagher said if he woke up and saw nigel farage smiling he would kill himselfwhy hasn't anyone held him to that yet?
Why do so many designs get banned anyway? Pinnacle of motorsport my ass, just make it a spec series at this point
hot take: i'd rather have stroll than kwablonso on my team because at least he won't shit it up
Playstation 3, there's a new bucees building in front of COTA turn 1
>>158190736They get banned if they challenge Mercedes.
Meanwhile mercedes designs a steering rack so they can have their cars set up for both the corners and the straights every race, and everyone else but mercedes get banned from using it for the season.
>>158190790Zero pod would have been banned too if it was anyone else who did it
>making THOSE kinds of posts in /f1/ at this hour
>>158190828Every hour is shit on Mercedes hour
>>158190933I look and lie on the floor like this
>>158189953What is the actual reason for this being banned? I assume it's in some sort of gray area and Toto was able to argue it breaks some already established rule. Hornyer would never allow this to happen.
>>158190945Totos a little bitch thats whyRemember Rari's super fast start that raped all the merc pole cars? BANNED
>>158190987add it to the list
>>158191032Liam's problematic 1940's germanic haircut?BANNED
>>158189953You could also just show them a race.
>>158190776*gets mogged by Sainz's escort "gf"*
>>158191117nah, ps3>>>>>>>sainz>>>>>>>>chink
>>158191209Lily looks good straight on but has a bad profile
based sex pest kyle millman soft launching lawbritt and posting how uggo liam's sister is.
>>158191264you're supposed to use your dick
>>158191267sorry I don't understand candian posts that don't mention abdul or whatever it is your shtick is at the moment.
>>158191276sorry abdul
>>158191264>uggo liam's sister is.can i see it? but yeah, i cant see a female version of liam being particularly hot
SANIC
>>158191300
Crazy how Williams has won 1/8th of the races they've entered even though they've sucked ass for 20 years now
>>158191324that's what happens when old fart owns 100% of the team, they always eventually totally destroy it
Ferrari should just buy out Haas or Williams and have it as an official academy team similar to RB/RBR relationshipThese guys will never aim for a spot higher than 8th, might as well put it to good use
>>158191353Not gonna happen with the current team values.
>>158191264>lawbrittThat 40 year old blonde woman who legitimately looks like she could be his mother?
>>158191324Now do Ferrari.
>>158191323yeah... tiny mouth, big nose dont go well together, plus she should know that she doesnt have enough hair to have bangs, she looks ill
>>158191342>old fart wins >backmarker without old fartCase closed. Put Helmut in charge.
>>158191323Would
>>158191353>just pay 2 billion+ for nothing because that's how these shit teams are valued nowyeah okferrari is small indy companythey have 3 hyper cars in wec
>>158191324It's easy to forget just how good Williams were back then.
>>158191324Vowles would win every race too if it wasn't for the cost capSurely once that's changed Williams will be back to their winning ways, it's the only thing holding them down
Williams dominance could bore fans
williums had a chance for redemption when bmw wanted to buy them
>>158191353Haas is already a Ferrari academy team.
>>158191378Ocon to rari when
Alex Albon has the most starts for Williams and also ties for least wins
>LN4 Fusion announces 2026 Eurocup-3 champion James Egozi as its first ever driver for F3Lando likes em young... Huh...
>>158191393Value brand Borto
>>158191397Get more of an Ocon vibe
>>158191384alboff is paid shitter at this point, strollovich tier
>>158191393what race is that
Has that German anon done any unterhundposting lately? I always find them amusing. Haven't been around much lately, as I've tried to avoid 4chan altogether for my mental health. But you guys are good <3
>>158191382The reason Ocon is out is because Ferrari wants another spot for one of their academy drivers. Also because he's shit. And looks dumb.
>>158191427Camara is a worse version of Ocon with the stupid crashes he's been causing
>>158191397>>158191401Minì
>>158191421Not that German, but Toto hasn't done much unterhundposting himself, he's been more busy slagging off NARB than looking over the fence to see what the other teams are doing
>>158191409don't ask questions, egozi is a normal human american name
why the fusion in ln4 fusion
There's no excuse for losing to merc in the post-globohomo era. If your favorite driver is losing, it's because he's shitting up the team.
>>158191466because without it the team would just be called ln4
>>158191466to avoid confusion
Imagine Jacques Villeneuve was talking live on TV and suddenly he started blabbering on about dick sucking Abduls, everyone being pozzed in the head, and the post-globohomo era.
https://www.gt-world-challenge-europe.com/event/255/portimaoARTHUR!!!!!!LEKEK!!!!(Also WEC Barca 6hours this weekend)
>George Russell is set to take another engine penalty at the Las Vegas GP.>Russell is expected to receive the upgraded ADUO power unit with this change.
>>158191521If I somehow landed a pundit job I would throw a few /f1/ liners in to pop you guys.
>>158191549For me, it'd be gimi with a hard g..
>>158191547The rape must continue until morale never recovers
>>158191528>mfw Juncadella breaks the car again
>>158191582modern f1 cars drive themselves
>>158191582this cant be right, i was told that poois took responsability for staying out>>158191587juncabro is in wec
>>158191582wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>158191628He was in the #3 the last few GT races I watched, didn't know he was out of this one
>>158191646that's why amx is racing
>>158191646the whole reason amx is doing this with whashisface is because of wec
>>158191547The Raped(tm)
>>158191648>>158191649I just watch to wish failure upon Porsche and McLaren
i just found out that female abduls also get cut
>>158191547Second to last race he finally gets the good engine?
>>158191716Cut where?
>>158191733in the head
>>158191728watch him crash and destroy the new engine immediately
>>158191733In line
>>158191733cute*
>>158191779Bob Nob Nobbly claims another victim
>>158191796cunt*
No top car or million dollar salary in F1 could keep me from openly calling Norris gay.
>>158191834Didn't stop Mazepin with George
>>158188989this would be the Mercedes lineup if Lauda died 7 years earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHr-ZF8k3KQI wanted to listen to this Karl Wendlinger interview but his Austrian dialect is too heavy
>>158191848>but his Austrian dialect is too heavyTo understand or to tolerate?
>>158191848>but his Austrian dialect is too heavySaupreiß
>>158191848I can understand him perfectly fine.
>>158191528Leclerc junior
>>158187726What did he do???
>>158191848he sounded normal before his monaco crash
>>158191885use imagination
lovemaking with alba and peyton
>>158191892And what did he imagine?
>>158191582hamilton fans are so unbelievably mindbroken right now. they really did think the nig was in a title fight after barcelona. and they unironically believe leclerc and ferrari have cost him the chance by being meanies
>>158191909>>158191904
>>158191912and he wasn't close because he drove well, he just didn't have any DNF's while everyone else did
>>158191923
>>158191582If you're a smoothbrain maybe
>>158191923Huwup
>>158191932Is her form here good or is she ego lifting?
