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Mahomes Mountain status?
>>158182182Still at the top unfortunately.
Real tier list
Hahaha niner gang, lambies lost to Josh Allen after putting up 34 pts and will never recover
>>158182176>Patriots beat Bills>Patriots are 3-2 against teams with a winning record>Bills are 1-1 against teams with a winning record>Bills are down one receiver, Patriots are down OLine, receiver, and corner>Bills two tiers higher
>>158182193Idk why you’re trying to force beef between us. The 9ers-Commanders broship is real
>>158182203Bills have Josh Allen, nobody thinks you are good because you beat the overperforming Raiders
Virginia is actually the biggest flyover state because Atlanta has the world’s busiest airport and most of its flights take place over it. Stop misusing the term. A “coastchad” state is actually the biggest flyover state.
>>158182200But he promised!
>>158182200He said if 49ers win, he'd have Purdy on the top.
>>158182205>That first picFucking lmaoBut if it were real and those were his stats everyone would ask why Vrabel ruined him instead of saying he needs to take responsibility and get better
>>158182216And I'm guessing the Bills are overperforming too?
>>158182200Nick will never admit Purdy is good until he defeats Mahomes in the Superbowl so it is what it is mate
Will you cock suckers stop cock sucking Josh Allen already fuuuuck
>>158182208I can't think of any reason 49ers fans and Redskins fans would hate each other except for the fact that they were both good in the 80's.
>Throws it 60 yards down the field over your safety's headNothing personnel kid
Who 49ers and dodgers here? Fuck the lambs and fuck the vagiants
>>158182176this is the highest tier the browns have been in forever.
>>158182230Did you see that amazing deep ball int though? Let's see you make a throw like that
>>158182230
>>158182236Gross
>dem sois lose>raiders raped and gaped by pats>lambs choke>all their fans suddenly disappear>suddenly they're all niners fansi guess SF is a suburb of LA too?
Is Lomu elite?
>>158182194I don't know if I would put the Jags above the Chiefs or the Vikings. They could easily be below .500 if the Bungles hadn't Bungled and the Iggles hadn't Iggled
>>158182236
I wish Josh Allen was the qb of my team
Nobody cares about your shit tier lists.
If the Patriots win against the Raiders isn't impressive, doesn't that mean the Chiefs are a bad team? They were one or two plays from losing that game
Do bears fans really think Gayleb is going to save their shit season
>>158182234I could see him do it for the heel turn, but I don’t think he has the stomach to sit across the table from an honest Christian man in Brou, who will stare at him with saddened disappoint for blatantly lying.
>>158182232Dan Snyder used to despise 49ers and the Shanahan family (Mike and Kyle). Nowadays, theres not much hatred
>>158182245Other way around. We invented computers so the entirety of the internet belongs to the bay area.
>>158182265>we
>>158182221Bro we’re getting our clock cleaned by the 9ers then firing Quinn and starting the fire sale. We’re done
>>158182245>SF is a suburb of LA too?norcal hates socal and the bay fucking hates LA so no
>>158182245I mean if you think about it, SF-LA is the worlds busiest air corridor and it’s mostly unemployed tech fags trying to find jobs down hereSo in a way SF is a suburb of LA
>>158182262Yeah but that doesnt count because Redskins fans hated Dan Snyder even more than 49er fans did.
>>158182265>we invented computersThe department of defense isnt headquartered in San Francisco anon
How far in the playoffs does penix need to go before he is called Penis Sr.
Why do Bills and Patriots get 4 free wins each year? That’s like a quarter of the season… GODell needs to step in and do something about the dolphins and jets
>>158182257fraid so
If a woman touches my shoulder does that mean she is attracted to me?Go Ravens.
>>158182265great now we know who to blame for all these indians on the internet
>>158182232For some reason, there’s one 9erfag always hating on Jayden Daniels. But yeah I’ve got nothing against SF. I will always want Trent Williams to do well, so I’m rooting for you guys
>>158182283Jets might be decent, lolphins are tanking. Dolphins will beat the Bills again.
Why did they bother teaching us names of every state capital when the only important states are California and New York and everywhere else is basically a third world shithole? I have never needed to use my knowledge that Cheyenne is the capital of Wyoming.
>>158182245LA is the defacto capital of California
>>158182248Overcoming bad games and still getting the win is impressive in its own way. Those games wouldn't have been close if the Jags didn't have so many penalties.
Michael Penis Jr
>>158182302It's a memorization exercise tard
>black qbs
>>158182306*LA is the biggest shithole of CAFtfy
>>158182310Overcoming bad games and getting a win is impressive if you do it against teams like the Seahawks or the Rams. It is less impressive when you do it against a team coached by Nick Sirianni
>>158182302The only place I've seen the word Cheyenne up until right now is a Clips4Sale girl
>>158182310could say the same thing about the bungles
>gAyFC
2026 Rams are the 2010 Chargers
>>158182290My boss did that, what does that mean?
>>158182319Most people itt don’t even know New Zealand exists. You’re not even important enough to be flyover. Nobody is flying over your irrelevant mountains in the middle of nowhere.
>>158182321Seethe harder bitch boy
>>158182302>he doesn't know about MontpelierThe captiol of Alaska is Juneau not Anchorage
>>158182335DAMN kiwi got ROASTED
>>158182200He will just for this week because Mahomes is on a bye. Next week Mahomes will regain his spot
Brutal.
>>158182319Why is water so important to you?
Hype for football this week and getting slightly healthier. How much does Bryce put up against the eagles defense?
>the super team collapse has already begun
>>158182348holy fuck it's real kek
>>158182256Froggy fact flood
>>158182348McVay and his scapegoats. What a fucking worm.
>>158182337Remind me where Skid Row is again
>>158182302I'm not going to look up who makes the list but people should only have to learn the capitals of the top 10 most populated states. Small states are all cucks who don't deserve human rights.
>>158182348Kroenke is pumped they just halved the cafeteria bill.
>>158182348will anyone pick up this fat fuck
>>158181975Get out of here roastie. There are plenty of married players that don't suck dildoes. Herbert sucks at football and he's stealing money
>>158182348That play wasn't even his fucking fault kekHonestly it's McVay's for not going for 2 at the end of the 4th
>>158182232We have lots of overlap and shared lots of players like Trent Williams, Deebo, Kinlaw, Chase Young, Moody (fuck that guy) and coaches like Shanahan and their GM was Niners assistant GM. CMCs brother plays on the Commanders. It's a broship
>>158182367Capitals of citys start with an uppercase lettert. the more you know
>>158182379>citysDon't you mean cities smarty pants?
>>158182258he beat green gay and a bunch of other shitters so he's good or something >*gets raped by the lions and chokes to the vikings*
>>158182379I don't give a shit (unless you are from a large state in which case thank you for letting me know).
>>158182302The ironic part is that the capital cities of both those states are irrelevant shit holes.
>>158182374he missed a FG earlier in the game that would have probably put us up to win in regulation, but the real killer was letting off the gas in overtime. Settling for a long FG when you could have just got the first down and kept it rolling was kind of baffling imo
>>158182381Retire
>>158182396The Capital of California used to be San Jose but they moved it to the middle of nowhere because LA kept crying about how close it was to SF.
>>158182236What part of Bakersfield or Fresno do you live in?
How do you get raped and gaped by drake fucking maye?
>>158182396Oh I bet you live in an relevant city but are an irellevant faggot that thinks he lives on magic dirt.
>Titans going winless in their last year at Nissan StadiumI feel so bad for their fans man
>>158182366Its a good thing yours has its own internet page so I dont need your reminder kek
>>158182406Play him after October 1
>>158182411I don't live in the shithole known as California lmao
>>158182396Oldtown in Sac is cool imo.
where will fat fuck Mevis land
While you dumb bitches are arguing about stupid shit I am going to get more beer.
>>158182406Refs did their damndest to kill any raider momentum before it happened
My Chargies!
>>158182425Madison has a sister?
>>158182431>refs are why we lost by nearly 30kek the cope
What does head to head matchup between Gayleb vs Penis Jr look like
>>158182418I accept your concession
The chargers need to save herbie by finding him a new bitch, Beer is a demon summoned from the lowest layer of hell to sap him of his male essence.
>>158182443>still doubting the power of my zebras
Gayden Daniels
>>158182449So hot. I’m weak like Herbie. I’d sign that succubus contract too.
>>158182448DAN QUINN JUST BROKE ANOTHER HEADSET!!!
>>158182370Do any teams have an absolute disaster kicker this year? Haven't seen many.
>>158182449What kind of name is Beer? Isn’t she Jewish?
Mevis looks like a fag fucking ogre
>>158182348>Blaming the chungus boot>your team is actually just overrated
>>158182348kek just like when the burrs scapegoated dj moore
How would whiner fags feel winning a SB at SoFi? Wouldn’t you have rather won last SB when it was at your house?
>>158182327>the only winless teams are in the AFC>meanwhile...
>>158182348obesebros...
>>158182370you'd need a forklift
>>158182176Bills are too high bro. Our defense sucks. Stop overrating us.>t. Bills fan
>>158182365mevis had a 55.6% (rounded up) field goal percentage ya dumb shit casual.
Man you queers are really upset about my bills :)
>>158182381his pre-snap read is correct, 22 is showing blitz which should leave his guy wide open underneath. the problem is he seems to have zero awareness of what's happening after the snap and he doesn't look at it until he's ready to throw because he's probably busy trying to hold the safety.i haven't watched the chargers really at all, is he normally a slow processor or has he not really been asked to do much previously? everyone gets fooled like this sometimes but he should have this stuff figured out by now unless he's just been babied his whole career. i can see why kellen didn't work out there.
>>158182510I’m not. Any Rams loss is a win for America.
>>158182348Based!
>>158182510Nah just smelly stinky brown people.
>>158182518>for Americarasm are completely irrelevant to the rest of us, seahawks or 9ersfag
>>158182510Anytime LA loses there's a meltie, doubly so when it's to an east coast teamtriply so when the dodgers also lose
>>158182468I wouldn't know. Mine is a god among men.
lmao they actually released mevispoor fat bastard
>>158182176>>158181599This is the true list
>>158182176>juggernaut>choke teamjej
>>158182510Not me, love the Bills. BANG BANG
Kicker? Kill yourself
>be a superteam>actually not that super
>>158182200>caring what some Jewish wannabe negro with a "my wife's black son" saysWhy?
>>158182533>poorDoesn't he get to keep all the money in the contract
Odigizhua must be so glad to be off the Cowboys and on the 49ers
>>158182541
>browns are more of a superteam than the ramskek>ohio is on pace to go to the world series while california/LA is notkek
Brady is a system babby
I bet my cock would enjoy Rich Eisen's tight asshole
>>158182381I have always liked Herbert even though I'm not a chargers fan, but this is 100% on him. Once he realizes this is zone, which should be pretty obvious from the get go, he needs to get away from the righthand side and look to the bunch where he has a 3 on 2 going with his receivers vs the safety who's too far away to help anything in regard to getting a 1st down. instead he feels the pressure coming and wants to get it away quickly, and makes a terrible throw to the zone covered receiver on the right who will inevitably have better coverage on him because the zone defenders feel that he's the only one in their zone and thus they can get closer to him
Why can't Herbert throw with anticipation? Even Tua could before his concussions.
>>158182562even worse: tom brady still wears the stolen valor he pilfered from his kickers, his defenses and bill belichick.
>>158182546Valid question
>>158182572>old jewshole>enjoy
>Browns are statistically a top 10 team even though they just lost to the Jets
>>158182547no he was on a 1 year $1m contract with $0 guaranteed. you have to be a 4 or 5 year vet to guarantee your base salary
>>158182585Yeah, I am the super beast
Is there a more oppressed quarterback in the league?
>>158182443>raiders get a stop>PENALTY>raiders need a FG>BENALTIE>raiders driving>PENULTEE>oh and here's a flag on the patriots so it's not too obvious ;)>PNLTY
>>158182594>$0 guaranteed.Damn Guess he is poor and fat and no.one can pick him up
>>158182517realistically this particular play was pretty well covered by the zone D, and in hindsight if I were coaching Herbert, I'd tell him get out of the pocket and look to extend the play, especially to your bunch side on the left. His best throw from his pocket was the tight end, but come on man, you're 6'6 and you can move, get out, make a play with your legs and force the zone defenders to come up to try to tackle you leaving receivers open behind
>>158182606I agree that something must be done about the reffies but you haven't killed a single one of them.
Alaric Jackson punching Chubb in the face was based
>>158182580When you start fucking jewish women, they suck all your powers out like succubus
JAYDEN DANIELS JUST SCRAMBLED WHILE ALREADY IN FIELD GOAL RANGE WITH NO TIMEOUTS AGAIN!
>>158182604Can’t wait to hear about the Kelly Stafford podcast crash out about how everyone on the team sucks and then Matt has to walk in the building the next day and diffuse everything.
>>158182620>sprained his wrist throwing a punch that barely phased himYou do not know what based means.
>>158182618There's an old story of a raiders fan beating ref on the internet somewhere, apparently he recognized him and caught him in a bar
>>158182627Running instead of passing is based and 49ers can't stop mobile quarterbacks anyway
>>158182620Anyone got a webm of this?
>>158182638It's just a game
Guys can we stop nonchalantly asking for reffies to be murdered?
>>158182593This genny is Alliance
>>158182655I am also not generally in favor of murdering people, but that is a big ask
>>158182655Stop rigging games then jewdell
>>158182666This website is Horde
>>158182661when a ref is impeded from setting the ball the clock should stop
>>158182666fuck nogtfo gnome
>>158182655How come chalant isn’t a word but nonchalant is? Bunch of bullshit.
>>158182681Wtf how'd you know I'm a gnomechad....
My reffies make ya seethe :)
>>158182677Holy fucking cope. They had every chance and then some to get back to the line, form up, and spike it. They didn't because Daniels is an absolute bumbling retard. Quinn and the OC are retards too, but the coaches and coordinators get fired. Quarterbacks get "fired" after years and years of poor play.
>>158182677it should also stop when the reffy needs to change the diaper of the qb maybe you can keep it running as the reffy gives the qb his juicebox?
>>158182682I had to look it up but chalant is a word, a gay word.
No ref has ever won MVP
>>158182666basedtotal horde death
>>158182700lol it was a general statement for all games. i dont give a single fuck about the commander or the giant. im a seahawks fan
>>158182707Eagles/Chiefs first super from a few years ago.
no ref ever called me a nigga
So who we got for Seahawks broncos?
>>158182702Ryback raids after he plays football
If I ever heard a guy say chalant or non-chalant I would have to heterosexually fuck him in the ass.
>>158182702you are out of the broship
>>158182713He was hardly "impeded". The Giants players have the right of way to get back to their line. All of this is SUPPOSED to be factored in by the Quarterback, but it wasn't because he's a fucking retard. You can't fall on the line of scrimmage with 20 guys walking around and go "OH NO, ONE GUY IS HERE AT THIS TIME, QUICK REFS SAVE ME!!!"
>>158182707Not yet and not with that attitude
>>158182734Seahawks up 22-10. Then Bo Nix comes back in the 4th quarter winning 24-22.
>>158182746Kino.
>>1581825829 other quarterbacks had top 10 defenses those years, why was it almost always brady there at the end and not them?
>>158182248>if they lost they would be losing
>>158182743anon you need to calm down lmao. im not suggesting they bring both teams back and line up and redo the play. you done lost your marbles. go outside and cool off
now WoW player has ever had sex
>>158182616>>158182578issue is he made up his mind at the line of scrimmage based on where 22 is lined up. he is probably coached to trust his read there, move the safety instead of staring it down, and then he just doesn't see it correctly before letting it rip. it is def on him though, if they want him to play that way as opposed to 1 read and take off, he has to know this can happen, otherwise you just call a different play entirely i think
>>158182655Oh I’m not being nonchalant
Can you guys calm down I don't wanna get raped, are you all Indians?
>>158182756Yes, unironically
>>158182734MY shit ass broncos will win with the worst offense you've ever seen
>>158182746>>158182775Niners already killed this fourth quarter meme dead
>>158182775So the same offenses we've seen since shitass Manning died?
>>158182765We call them Hindu's now
>>158182750Kek
>>158182791Maybe you do
>>158182734Seahawks in another close, ugly game.
>>158182758Didn't /sp/ legend Chris Kluwe get married
>>158182757Again you're wrong. The clock should not be stopped for natural motions of the players in between the plays. The giants are just going back to their side of the ball, the ref can't just instantly teleport the ball to the line. All of this time is something that is supposed to be accounted for, and it wasn't. Because Daniels is a retard.
>>158182758Congrats to him. Better late than never.
Why did the Cumskins even ponder running a play? They could have taken a KNEE to run the clock down, spiked it with 4 seconds left, and kicked a 41 yard field goal.
>>158182817Because Daniels, Quinn, the OC, and everyone on the offense is dumb as fuck. There's really no other explanation. They are just stupid.
>>158182700>>158182743You sound upset
>>158182807Probably to a man. That dude is very gay (rights).
>>158182788Yes with the exception of last year when the offense was in the top 10-15 range
>>158182817The Giants are also guilty of this. In their defense their kicker had the yips all day so they were trying to set up an easier field goal but if they just take a knee to run the clock down Skattebo never fumbles the win away.
>>158182808i havent pointed blame on anyone. i just made an observation and you cant stop talking about danielsholy obsessed
>>158182827>I think this should happen>No, here's why you retard >Waah that's mean you're madJust stop with the cope. They didn't win because Daniels is stupid. There was no "quirk in the rules". There was no "yeah but".
>>158182817>run the clock downWhy would they do this?
/nfl/ will never admit it, but they secret loves when the Raiders are good, because the raiders are such a good villain.
>>158182841In case they miss the Giants don’t get the ball back.
>>158182831>you cant stop talking about danielsMany many MANY such cases!
>>158182831You made an incorrect observation. The refs were not impeded on that particular play any more or less than any other routine play every single down. The refs cannot and are not expected to teleport to the ball and place it within .01 seconds, especially on a running play, because there are 20 large men stacked up on the line. The refs were not impeded. The clock should not have been stopped.
>>158182843The Raiders haven't been good in 23 years
This thread is a shitshow of retards, I'm going back 2 reddit which has better football discussion
>fat kickersBut seriously they're releasing him over a blocked kick? That's not his fault.
>>158182863very based
>>158182734Xeahawks will bootyblast the Broncos so convincingly Sean might start to troon out as a defense response
>"Special" Teams
>>158182348If he just made the 45yarder we won’t even be talking about him, and the Rams would be 3-2
>>158182864McVay need a a scapegoat to show he's "making changes", and middling kickers are easy to find.
>>158182863Go Rams btw
>>158182856>The refs cannot and are not expected to teleport to the ball and place it within .01 secondsYeah but what if they could?
>>158182861you now remember 2016
>>158182863Fact
>>158182864It was kicked low, and he missed earlier in the game. The poor blocking isn’t his fault. He also did make the high pressure extra point after the Rams last TD and kicked it exactly right for the kickoff at the end of regulation. It’s probably a combination of him not being overly consistent this season and then needing a conduit of blame for the loss.
>>158182760yeahhh that's exactly what happened there. This is also a prime example of why as a QB it's so critical that you actually can read the defense well yourself rather than relying on your coaching to make it easy. Honestly I don't know why head coaches and OCs want players who don't see that coming but instead are just slaves to whatever they coach.
Rammies went .500 without garrett and lost two heartbreakers. May have killed our chance at the 1 seed or division, but I still have faith the team will make the playoffs.
>>158182886That'd be cool if they could telekenisis the ball, I guess. Then they could also throw flags at people with their minds.
>>158182863I love every retarded queer here no matter how fucking stupid they are unless they are chiefs fans.
>>158182856i never said the ref in question was impeded. go back and re-read my observation but keep sperging out while you do this is hilarious
>>158182908>23 years bullshit
>>158182898>Honestly I don't know why head coaches and OCs want players who don't see that coming but instead are just slaves to whatever they coach.Ego. You know a guy like McVay and Ben Johnson want the QB to serve as a conduit for their brilliance instead of making changes like Manning
>>158182864Look at the launch trajectory. He was missing that shit all day regardless of the block
>dump your obese kicker for a tiny twink kickerKek
>>158182930My mom is taller than him
>>158182913The original post is a direct reply to a post with the webm of what happened. If you think it is unreasonable to connect the dots and say it is in response to this exact game, then you have Asperger's.>replies to a post saying this should happen if the ref is impeded>the ref wasn't impeded here though >I'M NOT SAYING HE WAS GOD, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THATKeep crying.
Jayden Daniels is an elite QB
Sean McGay lmao
>>158182920>>158182898I think Kyle Shanahan was like that for a long time, but now it seems like he trusts Purdy enough to change the plays at the line
>>158182936you are the only one crying lmao. i made one string of text and you cant stop replying
>PFF
>>158182938lol no
its so gay the seahawks dont play the rams until week 16 and then again in week 18who made this schedule
>>158182957Commandies, does Daniels run for alot of first downs?
>>158182938He's elite at running the ball and not getting back to the lime in time to spike it
>>158182938>PFF
>>158182964Commandies, did Daniels de facto lose to Jameis?
>>158182898Because QB play nowadays is garbage. Guys don't read defenses and hang in the pocket to let routes develop. They just panic and scramble the instant the pocket begins to collapse. With how valuable mobility is, scouts, coaches, and OCs will gladly sacrifice elite pocket passing for a more athletic QB.
*punts*
>wo*akI accept your concession.
>>158182984Kinda surprised the falcons couldn’t beat snoop huntley at home. They looked like worldbeaters the past couple of weeks
>>158182993padford and joe bussy are the last of the real QBs im afraid
>>158182176Sky Sports' Paul Merson:"Manchester United are the worst team in the Premier League without the ball.""I couldn't think of three worser games [Manchester United play Leeds away and then Como next week before playing Bournemouth]. This is a hard bunch of fixtures. There could be a lot of trouble."big merse going in RAW>worser
>>158182387>>158182381All the more reason to look left. Pre Snap blitz could be disguised. In Herbert's defense (not of his female choices) 22 did go into full initiation and show Herbert his back entirely. Herbert tried sneaking the throw behind him. I like that aggressiveness. Great turn around by 22. But overall left side looked potentially far less clustered. Also fwiw I don't know the down or sticks as I type this.
>>158183015Wrong thread but FAGCHESTER POONITED BTFO
>>158182984>reusing a Chiefs-Panthers memeGet some originality Failconfag
Super team kek
>>158182931Not enough coke
>>158182826That's correct.
That redskins-giants tie was the most embarrassing game of the week
>>158182973I don't watch commandies football dude, I just want to know if he uses his legs alot.
>>158182864he fails the eyeball test
>>158182984Kek
>>158183076He does. It's all he has left now. His deep ball is gone.
>>158183113Myles faggot loooooooooooool
>>158183113And they still lose to the 49IRs
For me, its the flea flicker.
>>158183112Those rasm jerseys are such eyesores holy fuarck
>>158182984If penis is in, my penis is outGet em' feelcons
Why do kickers get coddled so much? They only have one job and aren’t putting their bodies on the line at that. Melvis was 5/9 on the year, missed a kick earlier in the game. Kickers now can make 50 plus yarders consistently, that’s the new standard. Everyone’s pretending this guy wasn’t already mid
>>158183123Woah, THE LCAD???
>>158182203Bills have a better record, Allen is better than Maye and their coach didn't get busted for cheating on his wife with a roastie journalist
>>158183130Theismann…
>>158183153Longest completed air distance. He got figured out
>>158183113I’m imagining it, now what?
So what the fuck happened to Brandon Aiyuk?
>finally get subbed in>*immediately throw a horrific, game-losing interception* >yfw
>>158183158Maybe when the Patriots get to face a bunch of 1 win teams they'll have a better record5 turnovers against the fucking Chargers lmao
>>158183179I fucked him
bogged Kay still mogs the gook Mina
Please bring Jeudy to KC
>>158183180>*all smiles*
>>158183180What are the odds that brainless here just straight up didn’t know what quarter it was?
>>158183166>Longest completed air distanceNobody has ever used this as a stat before now
>>158183203How did she get so bogged? Why would she do this to herself? I thought Asian women were supposed to age like fine rice wine. Passport bros lied to me again.
Coordinators run the league. Players are pawns. Head coaches are figureheads unless they coordinate as well.
Brazil is India minus people with a 70+ IQ
>>158183009I just wish all of these protections for QBs would disappear overnight. Then you'd separate the wheat from the chaff.
>>158182232I developed mild antipathy for all things Redskins after having to hear about Da Belt all offseason and how Aiyuk was going to be the final piece of their offense blah blah blah. It didn't offend me because the idea of Aiyuk going elsewhere bothers me any more (he's worthless) but because it was bullshit the entire time and was never actually going happen. And it didn't. Still isn't. But my ass only got so chapped because the dude was clearly larping and not an actual Washington fan and also the Commanders are too non-threatening to be mad at. They're first-round cannon fodder at best
>>158182354NTA but I just got back from the beach
>>158183271cute dog bud
>>158183271A very handsome dog
>>158183271Your dog looks high
>>158183266>admitting to being butthurt at beltpostingWhy would you do this?
Which is the most crucial?
>>158183247But goddamn, are Brazilian women sexy
>>158182479It's really satisfying to win an owl in a rival's stadium.
>FATE OF THE UNIVERSE>I WANT TAGOVAILOA
>>158183271Found the liberal whacko
>>158183132It should be gold, not yellow. Yellow is the worst color in God's beautiful rainbow btw.
>>158183113donald has 2 solo tackles and 4 assists
>>158183328That's well worth the $20 million he's making this year
>>158182479I personally wouldn't give a fuck where the niners won a bowl. They could win it in Australia for all I care. I just want them to not choke one away for fucking once.
>>158183113Meet "if" team
>>158183301
>muh superteam>muh greatest offense of all timekek why do they invite disaster upon themselves
People say MUH DEFENSES BACK THEN but are modern OLs better than OLs of the past?Would a modern OL crush any DL from the past?
>>158182984kek saved>>158183358my brain always interprets this as him playing an instrument
>>158182562There’s literally nothing wrong with being a “system quarterback.” The people who turned “system QB” into an insult are the same people trying to convince everyone that mobile QBs are inherently better. Take away the scrambling, bailout plays, cockiness, and constant showboating, and you’re left with a quarterback’s actual ability to read defenses, make accurate throws, process quickly, and execute within an offense. A quarterback who consistently does those things at a high level isn’t lesser because he plays in a good system; he’s proof that the system is being run properly.
>>158183361no because the rules today are way more relaxed
RIP Jim Irsay, I myself am huge Rush fan as well. Who's partying?
>>158183358>bored of doing sports analysis >wife is down with you going back to coaching and moving wherever dude weed Denver is looking for a coachIt only makes sense.
>>158183352Their offense has not been the problem. If you put up 34 points and lose that’s not on you.
>>158183379I smoke tobacco out of a bong
>>158183392Do you do it because it feels like when you smoke on cock?
>>158183361>Would a modern OL crush any DL from the past?most likely. modern athletes are bigger and stronger and train much harder and better. those players in the 70s and 80s had shit facilities and no modern tech to help them with scheming and technique
>>158183381The only NFL owner you should mourn is Al Davis and he was a fucking kike.
>>158183392This is who you're posting with on /nfl/.
>>158183383>failed to get dubs
>>158183413John Hannah would whoop all. Country rough
>>158183379If you've seen the video he's partying with a bunch of college kids. When in Rome.
>>158183203Still would
>>158183404No it helps me poop
>>158183392dangerously based retard
>>158183369A "system" QB is a guy that simply cannot make a play when faced with adversity. Whether it be an improvised throw or escaping pressure. Now the difference is "escaping pressure" can be a subtle shift to the right or left, a step up in the pocket. It doesn't have to be a 25 second scramble for a 6 yard gain.A "system QB" is a derogatory term. I'd say a good way of finding out if someone's a system QB is if they're simply incapable of coming off their first read, if they're incapable of making adjustments at the line of scrimmage. And as I said, QBs incapable of making something out of nothing.
Chiefs fan here. I've been in a bad mood all week. Have you ever watched your divisional rivals get boot blasted so hard that you felt second-hand bootyblasting from witnessing it?
you'll cowards don't even smoke unfiltered tobacco
Smoking weed is for faggots no matter how you do it.
>>158183435Eat more fiber and drink more water.
>>158183432>When in Castle Rock you hit the bong in your finished basement
>>158183423Lutz made the kick there though. Apparently all you have to do is tell your kicker to kick it right through and they'll make the kick.
>>158183179Since he can't possibly go to another team until he reports and there's no way his agents haven't told him that, so at this point it's deliberate self-sabotage. Either he hates Shanahan so fucking much that he's willing to forfeit tens of millions and effectively end his career just out of spite, or (and this seems more plausible to me) he found that there was absolutely zero interest from any other team because he's locker room cancer and physically washed so he's using the Shanahan beef as an excuse and to portray himself as a victim when the reality is he was gonna have to retire anyway because he was too radioactive for anyone to even kick the tires.Either way, rest in piss Brandon. You were especially useless by the end and I'm glad the Niners were able to fuck you in the ass on the way out.
>>158183435>needing help to poopWhat? Just poop, bro
>>158183447
>>158183413So why do we as a society jerk off to old players like they could measure up at all to modern guys beyond maybe Dan Marino or Wayne Gretzky type outliers?
>Smoking weed is for faggots no matter how you do it.
>>158183451But it makes my pp feel really good when I’m whacking it.
>>158183015Us /mug/ chads keep feasting
>Once again you fuckers are pretending you're literate
shatter the cardinals elbows with framing hammers
>>158183479Because people who aren’t mentally retarded assume the old players would be getting modern training when making the comparison
>>158183474The Raiders getting booty blasted 45-17 by a .500 patriots team lowered my Chiefs' power ranking since those frauds were competitive with my Chiefs. And the chargers are so bad nothing good can come from playing them. If you win you get no credit and if you lose you are an assclown.
>>158183180Ok but the OC is a retard for letting him throw and not just handing the ball off to one of the best running backs in the league.
>>158183506Nigga ain’t wrong though
>>158183541the queefs are clearly frauds too
>>158183447>that pic >chargers having fans at all
>>158183277>>158183283>>158183285Thnx. Not mine just taking care of it for a family member>>158183318I don't vote, goy
>Dude I can quit at any time I swear it’s not like there are reputable medical studies proving that prolonged cannabis use directly correlates to permanent brain damage hahaha anyway go broncos
>raiderfags now false flagging as chiefs fans
>>158183485I wish smoking weed was my vice instead of alcohol. It just doesn't do the trick for me.
>>158183580Oh, now you trust the science.
>>158183580t. alkie destroying every internal organ simultaneously 10x faster
>>158183586>Kansass Shitty reading comprehension
>>158183392you can do that?
>>158183445An elite QB observes the field and makes his decision before the snap but still goes thru his readsA "mobile" QB scrambles like a monkey and doesn't bother going thru progressions and runs down the field and gets away with it because he can't get tackled because defense will get flagged.
>>158183435So you go full nuclear protocol to fire off some brown tomahawks?I don't guys, this anon seems pretty metal. Blitzkrieging nicotine into your system to unleash a hell fire of fecal stimulus and armament? I mean, doesn't get more berserker than that. I fuck with it. I don't condone it. I would never do it myself. But yeah dude, go off Napoleon. Show of force.
>>158183663It's illegal in 37 states.
I wonder who was the first player to ever shit themself and win a game
>>158183642
>>158183695Did Baltipoor win this one? I can't remember.
>>158183716How about the first player to be drunk and win a game?
kek stoners really thought Afroman’s “Because I Got High” was an instruction manual and not a cautionary tale on how weed addiction can ruin your life
>>158183561>the queefs are clearly frauds tooWe unironically are until proven otherwise. Our wins didn't age well. >Colts - They just lost to a 42 year old QB.>Dolphins - Their record is 0-5.>Raiders - They had a 47-17 meltdown against the .500 Patriots>Broncos - They had a rookie playcaller who was taken off guard by the run gameI'm mature enough to admit the 49ers are at the top of the power rankings.
>>158183742Probably Lenny Dawson. I heard he smoked 2 packs of cigarettes during Super Bowl I.
>>158183479The old players endured far worse conditions without being bitches about it. Astroturf was worse than any playing surface. There were way less domes so more games in bad weather. Wide receivers routinely took shots that would get people suspended for multiple games today. Quarterbacks could actually get hit like normal players. They spent their entire career playing on hard mode, why do you think they would struggle in today's babby version? Someone like Steve Young would have loved the whole "not getting concussed" thing.And we don't even have to speculate about this. Brady played so long he started in the end of the hard era and played through the beginning of the soft era. And what happened? He was more prolific in his 40's than his 20's. You think that's just because of his meme diet and pliability? The game got easier. All modern statistics are hilariously inflated. Any modern qb playing under 80's-90's rules drops off by at least 15-20%. Mahomes would have died already if he got hit like like Montana or Elway did.
>>158183745I don’t listen to uncslop, sorry.
I've got a niners friend that keeps waking up in a cold sweat from literal nightmares that the Chiefs beat them in the Super Bowl again. I don't think KC being undefeated and right behind them in power rankings is good for his health.
>>158183742Janikowski and Vanderjagt
>>158183642>>158183715
>>158182200>NOOOO YU FUCHKIN HAV TO RANK THE GUY WHO CUOLDNT BEAT MAHOMES IN THE SUPERBOWLLL
What about the first player ever to comeback and win a game despite a sex scandal with the cheerleaders
>>158183715I don't know why Josh being 100+ years old memes are so funny
Josh Allen kinda looks like he has Downs syndrome or maybe is part Asian.
>>158183768>BradyWhy do you guys keep citing him when other guys like Peyton, Rodgers, and Brees couldn’t do what Brady did? Brady was the obvious exception
>>158183778You know you can just read ebooks on your phone right?
>[Highlight] Ram's President Kevin Demoff says the first time they played in London, a player went to the front desk and asked how to change the language to English. He was cut a week later, "probably wasn't going to learn the playbook"
Brian Flores is never getting a HC job
>>158183821He has a dumb jock brain. All he thinks about it football. I bet you he has no idea who Luke Skywalker is.
>>158183673It really is a shame to watch QB play deteriorate so much in favor of "le epic dynamic dual threat quarterback". And the gall of the league to demand we be impressed by it.The only reason these guys can run around the field undeterred is because they have an entirely different ruleset to the point where they're practically not football players.
>>158183642>>158183642The refs moved Allen up the field for an entire quarter. The Rams would have blown them out if it was not rigged.
>>158183843And that’s a bad thing because????
Them Chiefies be marching
>>158183848It's impossible to be as big of a dork as Kaepernick turned out to be, to ever be desired to be remembered.
>>158183465CMC is way too dry for me
>>158183932F
>>158183834I can and I have but this is way better especially when outside. Way better on the eyes too
>>158183843>TEAM>HC >GM>OC Eric Beienemy>DC Brian FloresFill in the blanks to make a team /spee/
>>158183932Unc finna boutta win da grave
>>158183932>pre-diabetesStop eating slop right now or your whole body will feel like it's on fire when insulin becomes unavailable after the apocalypse
Finna make ya
>>158183932AND the Rams just released you? Damn, rough 24 hours for you, huh?
>>158183932Only fags go to see doctors just lift and drink water pussy
>>158183848A real American hero
>>158183978Of course they hired the mexican qb.
>>158183956wait >TEAM>HC Nick Sirianni>>OC Eric Beienemy>DC Brian Floreswho else in anger management classes?
>>158183843N
>>158183369>>158183445>>158183673>>158183861Get this racist shit out of here
>>158183843they really puttin out hit pieces when a brotha succeeds at a coordinating gig huh
Panthers should trade Bryce to the Cardinals for their entire next two drafts and their entire offense
>>158183843Well fuck, who’s left? You guys think McDermott will take the job?
>>158183932I'll find out how I'm doing soon. Getting tested tomorrow
>>158184014>blacks largely incapa of being efficient QBs since it requires high levels of intelligence>NFL changes the rules to allow the QBs to run without being tackled>suddenly half the league's QBs are black/mixedTotally a natural, unplanned outcome.
>>158184051Half of these black quarterbacks aren't even mobile. Lamar barely runs anymore
>>158183992GrudenTepper
>>158183932>>158184067I miss Steve Atwater
>>158184051You people are such victims
>>158183821He's autistic but in a good way, leave him alone.
>>158183843Huh, Steve Spagnuolo might not be the most unstealable elite DC anymore
>>158184088He murdered Okoye but Bo Jackson embarrassed him
>>158183932An apple a day keeps the doctor away
>>158184064He did play for the Wyoming Cowboys. Maybe this should be investigated further.
>>158183956>>158183992>Eric BeienemyWe still don't know if Eric is a good OC. I think it's more of a case of Andy Reid having a disdain for the run game, and Eric is the only one who can get through to him. Chiefs would be sitting on 6 rings if they didn't remove Kareem Hunt who lead the league in yards. You would have had Kareem Hunt, Tyreek, and Kelce in their fucking primes, and because you had a run game your tackle drama wouldn't have caused you multiple bowls against the Patriots, Bucs, and Eagles.
>>158183932based
>>158184123They’re bald
>>158184051Bryce is a smart QB cause he cant run and he's a midget so he has to be good at something
Wtf
>>158184148Bald = KnowledgeBeard = WisdomMustache = Power
>>158183932Also, go packers
>>158183821matt stafford kinda looks like he has downs syndrome or maybe is part elon musk
>>158184093>>158183821I want to like Allen but he's the ref baby you guys pretend Mahomes is. The Rams got robbed.
>Trump is going to the Bucs game on SundayReally? To watch my 1-4 Buccaneers? What the fuck?
>>158183831Peyton developed a limp arm because of nerve damage, Brees was like 5'7 and was lucky to survive as long as he did and Rodgers is still fucking playing at 42 so I'm not sure what any of that proves
>>158184195Allen got the first down
>>158184214Buc curse then gets canceled by the Trump curse and Bakey starts his redemption arc
>>158184157It's also resulted in smaller QBs having an opportunity to thrive because they just don't get pummelled. Though on the flip side, it's why we're seeing so many non contact injuries and why each hit they do take has everyone holding their breaths. Running along the LoS, stopping on a dime to throw a 45 yard pass with a safety/dlineman/LB got on your ass is a recipe for torn ACLs, MCLs, or Achilles. QBs durability used to be a big part of the scouting report. Now it doesn't matter as much because they're not expecting them to ever even be hit. Some fucking kickers are more durable than QBs nowadays.
>>158184140Why? I'm scared
>>158184195To be fair, McVay could have chosen to go for 2 at the end there but settled on OT. Bills defense sucks, bro. Rams had a golden opportunity to put it away before their fat kicker fucked up and they squandered it. Let's be objective here.
>>158184214So was Colin Cowherd right about Baker Mayfield not being a starter? Baker only looked good when he had the salary cap burden of a backup QB. After he got paid he looks awful. Your backup QB outplayed him.
>>158184176Genuinely accurate
>>158184219>Brady got better in his 40’s because the league is so easy and soft>the other QBs who played like turbo dogshit in their 40’s don’t count!!!
>"He can fool you with his polish upwards. Has little people skills, lacks self-awareness and can sometimes exhibit erratic behavior. Tua's [Tagovailoa's] statements have opened the narrative that Brian was 'pessimistic and adversarial' and his style 'shattered his confidence.'>"Chip on his shoulder -- can be a dictator with players, coaches, and can even be difficult with ownership. His personality is unpredictable -- not sure who is going to show up. Failed in how he hires coordinators and staff because he doesn't give second chances or see efforts to improve.">"Needs someone strong at the top to reign [sic] in some of his worst behavior. He once threatened violence to his GM and made irrational demands during an ownership meeting. One long-time senior team executive said, 'He may have changed since, but he was the worst hiring decision we've ever made.' Another President of a club refused to talk about him."
>>158184220>Allen got the first down>>158184242>To be fair, McVay could have chosen to go for 2Mistakes were made but the game wouldn't have made it to overtime if the refs didn't move Allen up the field for the 3rd quarter. He had like 15 passing yards, an INT, a fumble, and a 39 passer rating but the refs moved him up the field. Then in the 4th quarter Allen said fuck it and turned into a running back and started playing good.
Mahomes does nothing, on top of the Mountain.
LMAO>Micah Parsons did not mince his words when talking about the Commanders’ overtime gaffe against the Giants
>>158184214He lives in Florida
>>158184309Retard doesnt even know what I'm referring to
>>158184306Cool, cool. Anyway…BLITZ!!!
>>158182200Heh you called it
What a LIAR!
>>158184289Aaron Rodgers isn't playing like turbo dogshit right now. He's certainly not playing his best, and he's not the best in the league, but he's not atrociously terrible. He's middling so far this year, and was middling last year.
>>158184351Lol, Rodgers sucks now. Even if he doesn’t, you think he’s more prolific now than in his 20’s?
>>158184289>>158184219Brady was playing so bad Belichick got rid of him. It was only after Brady joined the stacked Bucs' offense that he started putting up good numbers. >Winston lead the league in yards and threw for 5k>Baker had the most TDs/yards over the span of 2 seasons on the bucks>Brady lead the league in yards/TDs on the bucsAnd the bucs defense was only bad due to Winston's trillion turnovers.
New>>158184463>>158184463>>158184463
>>158184377No, probably because he's gotten worse.
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>>158184471Too soon
>>158183843If none of the HC needy teams hire him next off season, they will regret it. He was 100% right about Pooa
>>158184375I am actually mad. Only Dusty had the balls to call him a liar with the banner. He promised Coach last week that if he goes into Seattle and wins that he will be on top.
>>158182948>your 2026 nfl mvphttps://youtube.com/shorts/XnCl4g9joJAIt only works because kyle trusts purdy like he has trusted no other because purdy is that damn smart. Who else could he trust to audible an offense? Jimmy g?
>>158184231Tarkenton was the original scrambler and he wasnt big either
>>158182470Changed from (((bierstein)))
>>158184501Indeed
Why are people like this?