Starts in 1 bong.
>2nd best team in leliga vs mid table trash of EPL
>>158182482More importantly blues are playing preston
wtf is that shit United lineup ?
>>158182482>>158182516bad format, not my thread
Atlético Madrid: Oblak, Llorente, Romero, Hancko, Grimaldo, Simeone, Barrios, Cardoso, Baena, Alvarez, Lee.>Subs: Musso, Mendoza, Sorloth, Lookmnan, David, Ortiz, Pubill, Hjulmand, Le Normand, Lituba, Martinez, Castillo.Manchester United: Lammens, Dalot, Martinez, Heaven, Yoro, Santos, Baleba, Tielemans, Fernandes, Rashford, Mbeumo.>Subs: Darlow, Mee, Amass, Armer, De Ligt, Maguire, Mount, T. Fletcher, Lacey, Diallo, Cunha, Zirkzee.
>>158182516All United Lineups are shit
>>158182567Those flags are too aware. Shut id down
>>158182482Why the fuck didnt you just put the teams and channel in the OP?
Why does el bencho want to leave his argie ethnostate team to play for a plastic club like farca?
>>158182592cause I like to keep it real
>>158182605Based chaos creator
atletico should get their worst player to injure bruno, get sent off, and then easily beat united when they're down to 10 men
kek this is gonna end up 5-0
>>158182605does keeping it real ever go wrong in romania
>>158182663to united
Carrick's gonna get raped
>champions league on a tuesdaygay
good to have the gang back :)
>>158182733She looks irritating to be around too long
>>158182733the first conquistadors were offered aztec princesses like this
>>158182482most based format OP>>158182516i mean they have 29 shit players and harry maguire what do you want them to do
GIMME GIMME GIMMEA /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHTWON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE JANNIES AWAY
>>158182733the axolitchi poster is a bong? i really wish /tv/ had flags for at least a day
ITS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHEREWE CAN MEME TOGETHER/MUG/ SHACK BABY/MUG/ SHACK
>>158182751i viscerally hate three out of four people in this pic
>>158182733
>>158182751carra is the token white lol
UNITED FAN VIEWSUnitedforall: Bruno on the right... Tielemans at cam; I seriously don't understand the system Carrick is going for. He's panicking; I'd rather have given Bruno a rest and try Zirkzee at cam; he looked sharp vs Tottenham of the bench.67 Super skibidi king: Carrick should go! It's so obvious. Tonight Bruno plays 10. Your best player plays in their best position. Simple.Dazzler: Bit of a risk putting Bruno out wide. Maybe looking for better-quality crosses in the box.Simon: It seems like Bruno is finished with the team. I can't see him being here next season. Oliver hindley: I want to see Baleba starting in the midfield. Mainoo and Tielemans don’t have enough legs and don’t work together.Stevo: Hearing this team news makes me just accept the fact that it’s ’white flags’ out already. Simeone and Atletico will be asking ruthlessly: “How many goals can we get tonight?”Steve: After his shocker of a performance on Saturday night, Tielemans should be nowhere near this side. Darko: Can't even drop Bruno when he plays poorly; it reflects really poorly on Carrick. I hope they have a plan for a replacement; this won't turn out well.Lukeosgood: No way Bruno can play on the right; Carrick loses today and the weekend, there is no coming back. Ciara: Personally, I like that Carrick is trying something different, but Bruno won't work as a winger. He looks like a tired player, considering he played at the World Cup.Marc: Baleba and Santos double pivot with Tielemans in the 10. Bruno needs a night off. Rashford, Mbeumo Amad front three as United play on the counter.Roman7: Bruno on the right? No, play him in his best position. Baleba deserves a start but alongside who? With Shaw and Mainoo out, it shows the squad is not strong enough and not competitive enough; the best hope is a draw.Methaneman: More square pegs in round holes. Play him as a false 9 with Tielemans in the 10, Santos and Baleba for legs in midfield.
romero finna break some manure legswelcome back from your injury baleba ;)
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:"Michael Carrick has chosen to throw new-signing Carlos Baleba straight into the starting line-up just a few days after he came off the bench for his first minutes in a Manchester United shirt. "It will be interesting to see how fit the 22-year-old is, bearing in mind he arrived at United from Brighton in a £70m deal with an ankle injury. This is his first start for nearly five months. "Carrick desperately needs results to improve, and he will be hoping the added legs of Baleba in midfield will address some of the glaring issues that have plagued his side this season. "United need to be careful with Baleba's return to first-team football. If he picks up another injury, they will be desperately short of energy for an even longer period."
it's on prime video here in bongistan btw
Sky Sports' Jamie Carragher on Monday Night Football:"It is very early in the season and we have been here before with Manchester United with different managers."They are getting questioned in terms of how ready they are physically and mentally going into these big games."Now they have three big games - two are away in the Champions League and also away at Leeds in the Premier League."If they don't up their intensity very quickly, this could get very messy for all involved.""There is a growing sense that United need a performance as much as a result tonight."The draw with Tottenham was frustrating not simply because of the late equaliser, but because United had an opportunity to take control of the game after going ahead and facing 10 men."They didn’t do enough with that advantage."That has been a recurring problem this season: United have struggled to turn promising positions into convincing performances, and the result is a team that has won just twice in its last eight games across all competitions."Atletico will offer a very different challenge."Simeone’s side are in form, play with real intensity and will look to exploit any uncertainty in United’s back line. The Metropolitano is not an easy place to visit, particularly when the home crowd senses an opportunity."United have shown they can produce in Europe, as that 4-0 win over Sabah demonstrated. But tonight requires a different level of composure, organisation and quality."Carrick needs his players to show they can handle a proper European test."
>>158182859oh thanks for saying i actually have a free 1 month going at the moment
chances of /mug/ tonight?
strongly considering putting a cheeky tenner on man u getting rellied lads
>my umas jobbed in CM today>united gonna job to atleti tonightits so over for me
>>158182885High
>>158182859cheers lad
>jude law uber eats ad>literally everyone in the ad that isn't jude law is blacki'm tired
>>158182897>>158182885its teiover for united
>>158182925legacy of the jude
ready for a tuesday /mug/
Sporting CP off to a stellar start. Might want to look in to their manager.
whats the point of firing carrick, they have no good players. its the 8th best team in the league and has been for like 5 years, and itll probably finish 8th with him. only hope for europe is a new manager bounce like last year but it will crumble next year again.
>>158182567w..what is that formation
>>1581829654-2-3-1? its the most common formation in the prem
Who has represented both clubs?There have been a few familiar faces to pull on both the Manchester United and Atletico Madrid shirts over the years, with some enjoying considerably more success at one club than the other.Diego Forlan also has history with both clubs. The Uruguayan forward had a torrid time across four seasons at Old Trafford before moving to Madrid, where he spent another four seasons and scored plenty of goals, making 170 appearances for Atletico.Radamel Falcao is another name fans will remember. His loan spell at United during the 2014/15 season brought 29 appearances, while he made 85 appearances across two seasons with Atletico.Memphis Depay also featured for both sides, spending two seasons at United and making 51 appearances before going on to play 40 times for Atletico across two campaigns.
i'm a baleba
how many today
>>158182975wrong, it's a subliminal message from netanyahu
>>1581829911, 4, 2, 3, 5, 6
where are the white united players?
>/mug/>/amug/can't lose today
the only watchable game of the night
why do they jeer at the cl music kek
>>158182991all of them have skinny thighsdisgusting
alternative commentary:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWxuCNNJFs
lets go
>>158183025cutie
Tf is this United likeup>Bruno right wing>Tielemans at 10Can only assume they have a bunch of injuries
>>158183018A lot of fans to do that show dislike for UEFA
>>158183024i will never watch youtube content with an ai thumbnail
>>158183025kang lad youre playing tonight why you sitting in the crowd
koke's mum died
>>158183046I didn't even know she was ill
>>158183046overdose?
>>158183046again?!
Do they have moments of silence for literally everything now?
RIP koke's mum>>158183033bruno is a liability in the 10 and needs to be as far away from the midfield as possible
>>158182991omg koreans have such huge heads when they aren't surgically shaved down #scary
this united midfield looks absolute dogshit and has never played together before
Gulacsi not playing bcuz he had armed robbery in his home, RIP
our last 5 years of transfers >Donny van de Beek: £40m Jadon Sancho: £75m >Raphael Varane: £40m Lisandro Martinez: £50m >Casemiro: £60m Antony: £81m >Mason Mount: £55m Andre Onana: £50m >Rasmus Hojlund: £65m Joshua Zirkzee: £40m >Leny Yoro: £55m Matthijs de Ligt: £50m >Manuel Ugarte: £50m Patrick Dorgu: £30m >Matheus Cunha: £65m Bryan Mbeumo: £65m >Benjamin Sesko: £70m Andrey Santos: £50m >Youri Tielemans: £40m Carlos Baleba: £71m which was the most retarded?
>>158183046vaxx status?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
MUG MUG MUG
>MANPOONITED
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
I GOT A FEELING
>>158183054have some respect lad
KEK
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/
MUG MUG MUG MUG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KWAB that was fast
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
>>158183065like in neymar's videogames!
he gone
>>158183067almost all of these are wrong
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
THIS IS GOING TO BE EMBARRASSING THERE IS NO REASON FOR A CONFERENCE LEAGUE TEAM TO BE PLAYING AT THIS LEVEL
>>158183063andrey santos is worth about 10mchelsea are the GOAT at selling their shitters shame about buying them in the first place
>>158183067dorgu, whoever that is
BARRIOSCHOLO HAS 180 APARTMENTS IN MADRID
>*I'm in Heaven, with youuuuuuuuuu*
53 secondsdeary me/mug/ chads FEASTING
Goodbye Carrick
MUG - INTERNATIONAL EDITION
>>158183091 I GOT A FEELING
sack carick and get nigglesman in right now
EL /MUG/>EL /MUG/EL /MUG/>EL /MUG/EL /MUG/>EL /MUG/
The funniest outcome is if somehow Yanited dominates causing Carrick to remain longer
'nitedsistahsits over...
MUG ME WHEN YOURE NOT STRONGAND ILL BE YOUR FRIEND
carrick sacked at ht
OH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH(its /mug/)>playing arsenal rejects
over already
i might just pull a flynn tonight
What the fuck I was getting snacks
>>158183126And who is going to replace him, Florin?
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
>>158183138you mean F1NN5TER?
Time to get Soufgate
Entirely convinced United's transfer policy is based on how ridiculous sounding a player's name is
>>158183138do a flip
Here for weekly /MUG/
>>158182482over
YOUR LOVE YOUR LOVE YOUR LOVEIS MY /MUG/
>>158183147Name's Alexander Magnus, tyvmand it's gonna be Maggy ofc
>>158182733It's going to be a sad day when she balloons up.
>>158183176nothing lasts forever, just got to enjoy her while we have her
how did united spend a billion on this bunch of shitters?
what the fuck is all this, they show it in real time
>>158183151no, a walt jr
Called it at the start of the season, I knew it was terminal for Carrick. I've seen this with every single manager since Fergie retired. You can see and smell it when it happens. Once that switch flips in their heads, its over, no coming back from it, they don't dig in, they don't turn it around, they sink, throw each other under the bus, until the manager is sacked, and the process starts again. But beside Carrick not being a very good manager, its happened under half a dozen managers now, are they all shit. At what point do the owners and players get it in the neck.
>>158183176She's an actress that lives in LA. Much more likely she gives herself an eating disorder and becomes rail-thin.
>>158183191the retarded owners employed retarded staff who hired retarded managers who signed retards
>>158183147Big Sam Allardyce
For some reason, it’s really hard to find a decent stream of this particular match. There’s everything except MUG.
dont think i ever saw carrick yell at one of his players
LOOKS LIKE /mug/'s BACK ON THE MENU
MUGUG
>>158183195amazon prime has that option its pretty annoying
>>158183169>heaven>yoro>dalotgood thing >we signed two literally who midfielders and and tielemans for 1 gorillion
>>158183199>and smell it when it happens.that'll be on the jeets living in manc
>>158183147ARISE, SIR GARETH
it's time
>>158183182>>158183205This might actually be even worse.
>>158183169good heavens
anyone got a stream? both my sites are shitting the bed so badly
>mpoomo
Who are the flowers for?
>>158183199The entire squad has been rotated out a couple of times since then, but it still keeps happening.
>>158183238welcome home lukaku
mbummo should have scored that
>>158183249https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
>>158183067All the Ajax-frauds
>>158183256carrick's career
Watch the football then fap to cuckold erotica or maybe fap at ht
>>158183245He didn't look good here
>>158183256sir rashy
>>158183256Koke the atleti captain and legend mother died just a few hours earlier today >>158183265thanks
>>158183256Nana, get well soon nan
>>158183236Why the fuck was he knighted?
We're getting momentum now, nothing to worry about.
Time to give the job to Nicky Butt for the rest of the season.
>gashford
United getting close
>>158183292defended the ngubus when they miss their pens
thoughts on the dredd x morgpie release a few weeks ago?
>>158183297Surely it's Rooney time soon
martinez doesnt need to suffer this embarassment, he can fall back on his acting careerive seen him in game of thrones, goldeneye, charlie and the chocolate factory, austin powers and more. he must have enough money to not need to go through this humiliation every week
sir rashford.. the ball...
I CAN'T SCORE
That should be a red for the Atleti attacker.
> rashford
dubs and /mug/chads win
>>158183306gary neville redemption arc
>>158183321lovely pass that
>>158183302lol
>>158183322Double wins lets gooo
>>158183322MUG MUG MUG
>>158183322checkedbut also does that mean a man utd loss or victory
You've tried Mourinho, van Gaal, and Amorim. You've even tried a Scandinavian manletMan United need to get sexy
>>158183322>>158183333BAAAAASED
kwab
>>158183258The owners have to be forced out. Its like a broken record at this point. But how do you get them out, when they're jewish and hard faced, and want 6 billion. Its not like everyones got that burning a hole in their back pocket. I stopped caring about the players a long time ago, they're all mercenaries. When they fucked Ole over it was the straw that broke the camels back for me. I just stopped caring. They either perform or they can fuck off. United fans can take defeat surprisingly well I think. The match going support are very loyal, very supportive. But what is difficult to take is gutless performances and shit football. Okay you get beat, have a shit result, the next game you lay it on the line. But this squad just don't, maybe its modern players, maybe its just quality, maybe the squad is this, playing to their level, inconsistent, lacking what it takes to play at the top. We're basically what Liverpool were for a long time, shit team, cup run (or not).
>>158183359BONK
I was expecting Lisandro to become the next Ivan Cordoba. Become the king of the manlet CBs, but he's not even 10% of Cordoba. Very disappointing
tielemens is an empty shirt
>>158183359>face to foot stylei kneel...
why the fuck does he have tielemans pressing as a 9
>>158183322Jased
>>158183321proper passthen non white blows itpropah
>>158183366havent noticed him once unironically
why's my man not in this?
>>158183376>cuck connect
>1'
>>158183387had a bit of a rough start giving away some stupid fouls and a pen, and the other midfielders are on fire. he will have his time, he is quality
sadchester pooshited
what do we think of sex?
Basedchester uknighted
who playing tonight do you reckon has the biggest walt?
alexa play 'it must be /mug/' by madness
>>158183366has been all season
>>158183405Never seen him play
>>158183405What position does he play?
>>158183414mbeumooh i thought you said biggest weight
>>158183405it's pretty good. putting your cock in a tight, warm pussy and hearing her moan is just a fantastic feeling. i pity all those who will never feel that feel
Did the atletico fans stop booing Julian?
erm...why are there no black players playing for atletico?
>>158183405Cuckold sex is better
united might actually win thisatleti look shit desu
>>158182733I walk past women more attractive than this in the street daily.
>>158183405sounds interesting in theory
>>158183439I put my cock into my bf's asshole and love hearing him moan like a girl
>>158183455based birmingham resident
I can see why santos isn’t getting picked. He looks shite. Slow, can’t pass, weak, black. What are his strengths meant to be?
>>158183455lol no you don't
i got 5 matches on and this thread but i only have 3 computer screens ;)
>>158183466he has that brazilian flair
United unironically win this.
Oh oh get ready for the goatlian fk
MIDGE
cant score
gotta be honest, I was hoping for ATM to wallop these fools but they look really poor. If Kinder Bueno was more clinical they would have been taken the lead by now.
>>158183466hes the black tielemans
>licha wins ball>atletico player kicks his leg>free kick to atleticowot
>>158183439Thanks, more suicide fuel, added to my boss telling me I have to work this weekend
United fans chanting "The financial crisis is over, why don't you go home?"
>>158183491European footy is even softer than the EPL
>>158183488Tielemans is the black mount and mount is the black baleba
>>158183405kinda ickyyou soon realize masturbating while watching your partner screams in ecstasy is a much more rewarding endeavor, sexually and intellectually
>>158183405>just had a baby>haven't had sex in nearly three weeks>longest I've been without for 10+ years>don't want to cheat on my birdStruggling lads.
>>158183510This post was posted in the Republica Srbska.
>>158183510Based
>>158183516>don't want to cheat on my birdjust do it bro its the best
Chelsea supporter club member here...we'd absolutely decimate this United side, LOL!
>>158183529Did your new merch arrive alright lad
>>158183516Her mouth and arse aren't broken. Tell her that.
>>158183464>>158183468I live in Brighton. Even the blokes are more feminine and physically attractive than her. Funnily enough my Mrs is a Brummie though.
>>158183516>haven't had sex in nearly three weeksholy shit, sorry bro, that must be hell
>>158183463dude, this is the sports board. at least pretend to be a jock and straight.>>158183492you owe it to yourself as a man. and no, a prostitute will never be the same. you have to do it with a girl who wants you
>>158183503Horseshoe theory proven right once again
>>158183538Perineal stitch, probably got another 2 weeks to go.Mouths ok but it's not the same, you know it's not.
>trashford
>>158183539>I live in Brighton.me too, can see the pier out my window right now
>>158183563Ah fuck, it's gonna be a tough few weeks lad. Don't cheat it ain't worth it, your Mrs gave you a kid and it's not like the 50s where you can cheat and she'll stay.
>>158183577That’s my cock
>>158183543Life must be hard
>>158183577whats your grindr acc m8 we can /mug/ and chill
EPL sissies getting embarrassed again
>>158182748give me comfy traditional Thursday night champions league action any day (specifically Thursday)
My sisters mate is here she's 16 and built like fuck sexy as fuck I might have to fuck
Watched so much porn while my wife was recovering from birth that I don’t even fancy shagging her any more. Do NOT watch too much porn bros it will fuck you up.
>>158183539>>158183577Only fags choose to live in Brighton
>>158183610do it fgt
inagine being so shit youre losing to a team playing a chicano
>>158183516>haven't had sex in nearly three weekshow are you still alive?
Okay why are the Atletico fans waving an AS Roma flag?
>>158183610how will you rizz her up
>>158183516here is some kino to help with the pain
>>158183610take a cheeky pic for the lads
>>158183614basedfapping>wife
>>158183141what snacks do you have fren?
>>158183610>mightDo or do not, there is no might
>>158183596>doesn't rate xochitl>turns out to be a poofterevery time
>>158183627every gen alpha has a daddy/boomer fetish for some reason
>>158183503At least Mount has some energy when he isn't in the physio room. Fatty Tielemans looks gassed after 10 minutes every game.
>>158183627She laughs at everything I say and comes down in skin tight booty shorts Ole
fuck off you retarded gooner spammers who don't even watch the match
>>158183675its in the bag lad
Liverpool: Beatles, Echo & the BunnymenLondon: Rolling Stones, The KinksBristol: Massive Attack, PortisheadBirmingham: Black Sabbath, Napalm DeathNewcastle: Dire Straits, The AnimalsManchester: ... hmmm Joy Division...
>>158183652Had this and a onion and salsa chips
>>158183679Fuck off more like suck off my cock fag
>>158183653how deterministic
>>158183665>gen alphanonce
Why is Simeone always dressed like John Wick?
>>158183665Thats been always true
>>158183691goy division bros..
>>158183610>>158183636
>>158183697Only a Sith deals in absolutes
>>158183717I'm not sending csam bro fuck going back to prison
>>158183693t. trento alexander arnold
Can’t stop fapping to trannies lads but they have to be huge and pass fully if I get even a hint of a whiff that it’s a geezer besides the cock of course I’m out
The Arsenal match is such a slurper
>>158183733>if I get even a hint of a whiff that it’s a geezer besides the cock
>>158183740shocker
>>158183733By huge you mean their cocks or their height?
>>158183691ball knower
>>158183724Who said anything about sex, retard?
>>158183752The cock
>>158183752morbidly obese
>>158183740Arsenals new method is to just smother teams to death by keep possesion then sub in their 300 million pound bench to kill them off with fresh legs at around 65th minute
>>158183626>Okay why are the Atletico fans waving an AS Roma flag?Erm chudcelsisters?
man u know they have to score a goal right?
>>158183765>>158183771
Why the fuck are Shartnited fielding these utter shitters? Don't they have actual money?
Julian is so washed, Atletico is retarded not selling this shitter to Barca
>>158183729kek
>>158183724>a fully clothed image of a 16yo legal adult is illegal pornmindbroken zoomer
man united are a bag of SHITE
>>158183794got to save for the new stadium. how are they meant to fit all the jeets in?
united used up all their money and are now spiraling in debt as the standards around them get ever more shitty just like a fading artistocrat family
>>158183813Post it then you pred
there we go
>Poonited
>>158183616>warm>seaside>hour from.London>zero blacks>zero Muslims>zero norfscumSounds awful
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH>poochester poonited
GOL GOL GOLMUG MUG MUG
OH NONONO
ahemUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
OH NO NO NO
/mug/chester united
Golazo
NO POW[IETJFRNAOI;WREGF NMOL NO NO NO FUCKI MY LIFE NOT ANOTHER FUCKING MUG JHGJYHKVHJHJVJHG
United fucking suck lmao
better not get vared
>>158183813nonceanon forgot to take his meds, there is no girl and there is probably no sister either
NOT SO FAST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Handball, check the fucking VAR ref
>>158183833>>zero blacks>>zero MuslimsNot for long. The Green party will see to that
>>158183870onahole
not so fast, muggers
THE AMERICAN MAKES IT 2-0 AND ITS APPEALS FOR HANDBALL, ATLETI HAVE DOUBLED THEIR LEAD AT THE STROKE OF HALFTIME COURTESY OF THE US NATIONA TEAM MIDFIELDERITS AS GOOD AS STRIKE AS YOU WILL SEE
fucking cheats
>>158183870I wanna fuck her
uh oh
ERA
varnited robbing as usual lmao
>>15818361016 should be legal in your cunt
>manure Getting shat on by an americankekaroo based rubber jonny
>>158183876anon...
won't baleba the point too much but manure really are shit
>>158183823pls spoiler this nasty shit
didnt a united goal stand in that exact situation but worse a few weeks backnot in europe but still
KWAB RIGGED
That is not handball, fucking hell the decisions Utd get and they're still putrid
NOOOO, YOU CAN'T BEAT THE HECKING EPL CLUBERINO. DON'T YOU HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW MUCH MONEY THEY ARE SPENDING?
Varchester United
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALLL
SCANDALOUS DECISION
>you are HIM during halftimeWhat do you tell the lads to help them improve their performance?
>>158182482
poonited handle the ballathleti goal disallowed
>>158183914Yeah uh, it has to be better lads uh yeah
>stamp and trip a player into stumbling>no goalShockingly dogshit call
>>158183883You've got no chance.
Good. Amerilards would be so fucking annoying if their fake american scored
>>158183900Maguire actually handed it, Llorente didnt
>beating man united for uskek they do our bidding
>>158183914
atletico scored a goal but it was disallowed for handball
>>158183919there was 1 other angle that showed it better but even then hard to tell
>>158183914Handsome guy.
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>Amazon in charge of scoreboards
>>158183939fuck ederson, even edison couldnt save utd
VARchester United
>casually flashing the final score after robbing AtléticoHoly mother of rigging.
anyone else feel slightly bad for Carrick? poor bastard is utterly clueless and has no business managing in the CL
>abus shitting and pissing about a correct handball decisiongrim
>>158183947>>158183950>>158183954Sir Jim made the call.
post em hung trannys lads, dont just talk about them
I thought handballs were always fouls when on attack, no matter the intent or rebounds.
>>158183914I go back to preseason and do fitness training instead of kickabouts
>>158183940is this true?
>>158183919handball
>>158183967They’re homeless, it can’t be helped
>>158183931ICE missed one.
>>158183965i feel bad for him because the fans expect him to get top 4 with literally 0 decent players
What's the CL equivalent?
>>158183914execute one player at random
if there were a kino casino of football clubs, united would be a featured segment.
>>158183914Mbeumo, mate, you've got absolute cake on you. I want to give those cheeks a squeeze just to see if butter comes out
tielemans looks like he got old overnight since joining united, or maybe he's not really playing in the proper position because he's been getting overrun all season
>>158183979Yeah Ayden Heaven handed it, clear foul
>>158183981I know the rules say that's a handball, but it's clearly not intentional. His hand is exactly where it's supposed to be. This sport is so fucking gay, bro
>>158183973Seconded
Casemiro was holding this United team together.
>>158183928still gonna fuck her
Julian Alvarez is so fucking dogshit. I can't believe people thought he was more than a pack of used condoms
his "handball" didn't lead directly to a goal so why was it disallowed?harry maguire got away with a handball then scoring because it took a deflection ffs
Amazon giving a cheeky spoiler at the end there. Game will end Atletico 1 United 2.
>>158183998kek
>>158184000Tellymans doesn't play with Kamara so looks bad.
>>158184005i'm /mug/ but he clearly moves his arm to control the ball
>marry rape killWhats your order anon?
>>158183981The lack of spacial awareness of a large majority of the population never ceases to amaze me, you can't see if he handed the ball there or not
>>158183996We're not in ancient Rome anon
>>158183991nah mate, he's got uhhhhhh...uhhhhhhh...lemme think...lammens? better than Banana at least
>>158183914"uh yeah, alright lads uh...yeah we have Sir Alex's blessing and uh...we have to be more clinical..and um...more intense...let's do this for the fans"
>>158183973Post them
>>158184027I only like modest women in hijab, and ghetto black women.
>>158184027Rape and kill all of them
>>158184042bunda in a burka...
>>158183991But the customers said these players were all great in the summer
>>158184010he was the whitest young argie so they had to shill him at all coststhey've already attempted to swap players to score white people points kek especially since he humiliated them by wanting off to play for farca
>>158183914i wouldn't tell them anything, i'd listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did
>>158184053Post it
>>158183981genuinely dont think he touches it with his handhe puts his hand up to hold off the united black and the ball changes direction at almost the same time but its actually off the arm of the united player
>arse can't even beat lelille>bayern losing to viking>barca drawing with gala>united refballing against atletifootball has become so shit now the goal is>if we're the 'weaker' team, just put 11 behind the ball and counter
>>158184058Based Marilyn Manson
>>158184057>he was the whitest young argiewhat about /ourboy/ garnacho?
I'd fuck var off. Yeah we shit on each other as it swings for and against us. Yeah we can blame the officials. Its just fucking shit and ruined football. Keep goal line technology, keep it for punches, headbutting, spitting that the referee hasnt seen. Scrap it for everything else. Combing through play frame by frame for half a minute looking to rule goals out is madness.
>>158184053I was on the bus in Wakey and a woman in a full burka was at the wheelchair bit with her pram she bent over right in front of me to see to baby and you could see right through the silky material pressed tight against her arse. No pants I caught a glimpse of her sandy brown eye
is this better than the barca match?
the people have spoken
>>158184042>I only like modest women in hijabme too anon
>>158184027all of them look the same
>>158184058KEK
>>158184065I wanna suck her dick
>>158184058>Boss, our weekly payment, please
>>158183975the rule changed it was unintentional handball the goal came 5 passes later, astoundingly scandalous decision, not just the fact that the goal was disallowed but the fact that the ref was called over to review an unintentional handball not committed by the goalscorer
call off the game, beloved actor DJ Qualls has passed away tragically
>>158184076what's wrong with her undereyes
I have malfoid fatigue
>>158184058
So tired of seeing these cunts rob in Europe every year, football won't be healed until they're relegated
>>158184096It’s RG Snyman not that weird skinny fag
>>158184028He didn't handball, he stuck his arms out for balance after he got tripped.
>>158184096No he isn't. Only actor who died was the guy who played Hank Jr. Qualls only news is Z Nation is getting a sequel.
>>158184096>DJ Quallsheaven angel the pawn stars guy also died
>>158184074i don't know, i'm watching this match, not the barca match
>>158184098post the best malfoid image i havnt even seen one yet>>158184097its the new craze with asian girls. they all do it, its meant to look like they have white people eyelids. i think its to try and get a white guy idk
I thought it didn't count as a handball if it deflects off of another part of your body
>>158184096>>158184109these arent real people..
It only counts if it deflects off your cock speaking of which post some fat cocked trannies
>>158184124only if it's accidental
>>158184124>deflects off of>off ofFOY. Deflects off another part of the body is grammatically correct.
>>158184124It does if you score against poonited. We can't let the shareholders lose more money.
>45 mins for carrick to save his jobcarrick? more like pickle rick XD
>>158184134He is real
Viking is assraping Bayern Munich atm btw
>>158184096Nearly watched Road Trip yesterdayI must of known
>>158183981How did the ref make a judgement off that?You can't tell it even hit his hand from this angleMaybe he observed it in real time. Because as soon as they scored he spoke to Fernandes, probably saying he was going to look at it
>>158184143Second worst gimmick on spee after format autist
>>158184151This looks like child pornography
>>158184070>brown eyes>does the favela "dye my hair blonde to look white" thing>clear indio bloodnahtheyr'e on to masterbatino or whatever his name is kekor nico paz
Again?
>>158184151are you guys using PEDs? be honest
>>158184160How do you know what it looks like?
>>158184070>replying to the chikanerngmi
>>158184147one of my fave storylines is social media convincing white women to reject white men for blacks and browns and all the other races of women immediately throwing themselves at white men while white women get beat up, raped and murdered by their fashionable boyfriends
>>158184164bayern?always have been
>>158184151>2-0>'assraping'Bayern will score 5.
>>158184169A good question…
>WhalefallThis can't be a real film
>>158184160Not really. Are you gay?
>>158184169gothisass>>158184160you nonce
>>158184160yes, children are known for having big round tits and full hipsgreat observation, anon
>>158184183suzuka...
>>158184174This. I get my dick sucked and fucked by a ghetto black woman who wishes she was a black yank and desu she's a good lass I'll probably let her have a kid with me.
>>158184177Cope and seethe more, Kane
>>158184191>ghetto black woman who wishes she was a black yank>I'll probably let her have a kid with me.one way ticket to the maury show right here
>>158184191bring more bellinghams in to the world anon
>>158184196I'm all for Bayern losing but come on now.
>>158184118i see. thanks for your input. shall be watching this then
Can’t believe nobody posted hung trannies…
>>158184191>has to settle for a blackyou must be ugly
somebody send some indonesians to the west of irelandi want a chinky brown wife
I think ManUTD should just dissolve itself.13 years of pure failure is unheard of for a club that generates that much amount of money. Even Liverpool in their banter era won a CL with the most dogshit lineup imaginable against prime Milan.
anyone think united are actually gonna score a goal here? i knew they were shit but theyve offered nothing
what happened to that tesco fella?
>>158184222very nice!
>>158184160>Sees attractive woman>Immediately thinks of child pornI'd expect nothing less from a bong desu
>>158184232Shin issue been giving him trouble since the end of last season
>>158184222fuck my house is shaking from this truth nuke
>>158184207Dude Bayern is 2-0 down at half timeLike come on, maybe they'll get lucky but it's not looking likely...
>>158184078breh there was one of these whores that went to my gym and I had the biggest boners ever. I fucked her one thousand times with my eyes and in my mind
>>158184174it's pretty funny ngl
>>158184236The face
Gamblers on suicide watch tonight
>>158184224United will be lucky if they can contain it to 3-0
>>158184177>>158184207don't teams usually struggle against Norwegian opposition in Norway because they play on astroturf and that somehow affects how the ball moves across the field?
>>158184096Not again...
>>158184217I am a bit aye>>158184203I'll have enough half kids to form a full Chelsea squad>>158184200JERRY JERRY JERRY
Dean-p: I’m so sick of watching United. Everyone blames the manager but the backbone of the team hasn’t changed for years; a complete overhaul is needed. Most of them aren’t fit to wear the shirt. ADRIAN HOBDEN: Why has Carrick left Maguire out again? Yoro and Heaven can't play together. Carrick has lost the plot. He is becoming the English version of Amorim.
how in the fuck is that a free kick against rashford??
>>158184262yeah both bodø and viking got astroturf
Man United is fucking shit
Post the damn trannies before I piss meself
>>158184275Kek
Man United is fucking shit.
Birmingham city beating Preston 3-0 wheeey
Now she's sat opposite me in booty shorts spreading her legs with her knees up fuck sake
Lmao playing against shartletico is like playing against 11 poono fernandes
>>158184256We get that your missus has a face more akin to a bullfrog than a woman, but that doesn't mean any face without abhorrent blemishes is that of a child's :^)
>>158184275Why are Liverpool fans so zesty?
>>158184311they really are the biggest cunts in the worldall they need is bruno and bernardo silva
>>158184320Just say you’re a nonce mate
>>158184320I doubt a closeted pedo like that has a girlfriend
>>158184310Only fuck her if Man United wins
>>158184310She probably thinks you're cute
>>158184320youre arguing with a woman i think. you must find wrinkles hot or youre evil according to them
damn almost a kino goal
I'm gonna be honest, this Lammens guy isn't very good.
>>158184348hes gonna die a virgin at this rate
el bencho can't score for shit, david in
Goldbridge is having a fit
>>158184373I'm not a virgin my Mrs is black I'm just at mi mams cos she's unwell
>>158184346I believe that Fergie was both United's greatest manager, and married to a pedo
el bencho....
>>158184378kek>>158184383based
>>158184310Now I know this is a larp
THEY CAN'T SCORE
>>158184395It's not a larp she's sat on floor with her knees up and legs spread showing outline of her clunge
should be 3-0 already kek
Can’t
Bruno Fernandes trying his best to save Carrick's career.
sometimes i just get reminded man utd exist in 2026 and burst out laughing
>>158184413If this is true she is giving you the green light and you're too retarded to go for it
Just seen a scouser eating from a bin
>>158184413Oh fuck now she's sat over my face and squeezing what tastes like nutella out of her arsehole
>>158184437Ye mate I'm gonna fuck her in living room in front of mi mam and two sisters
>>158184413based
>>158184443Many such cases
>>158184437stop giving the nonce attention hes probably wanking to your replies taking him serious
>60 minutes in>Neither Arsenal nor LOSC have scored a single goal against each other
>>158184462>>158184462>>158184462NEW
>>158184443>eating from a binThat's good eating
>>158184243told you, retard lol.
There was this goth chick that used to get posted in these threads, years ago. Not super like e goth face painty and there was a pic where she’s by like a pond and has a low necklace with like a diamond shapePrettiest face I ever saw and I can’t fucking find it
>>158184457Lille haven't had a shot on targetI expect Giroud to come on and score a scorpion kick
>>158184378each one of those three is a multi millionaire.yesterday i saw a mother and her 3 daughters going through the dumpster for something to eat/sell.idk i guess it's a thought worth some contemplation
>>158184331You lot think everything's a nonce but the actual noncesThat's why you've got them running through the city while the cops arrest people for making the wrong facebook posts, bet you're the type who think gta causes violence or something too>>158184346I mean if mr "egg shaped penis" can find one...>>158184355On any other site i'd agree, a lot of the time it is the women who can't tell fiction from reality
>>158184465depends on the bin innit
>>158184457(You)
>>158184469Not over yet, retard
>>158184479I wanna sex them all
OH NO NO NOOO
What shitshow let poonited lose
VARUNITED
"THATS NEVER A RED."
So this is the power of the premier league. No wonder they don't want manchester city gone.
