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>>158184463My Chargies!
Anime
>>158184463WTF check ESPN it's real
>The Rams are releasing kicker Harrison Mevis and signing Blake Grupe off the New York Jets' practice squad, sources told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo on Tuesday.End Fatphobia
hurt but not broken
>>158184472My donkos
>raiders lose>cowboys lose>rams lose>dodgers lose>bills win>pats rape and gape raidersgreat week :)
>>158184508Where are they going to get a competent kicker from in week 6?
Can Mike get 1k yards again this season?
>>158184508>55% FG rateThe Rams may be fatphobic but he was uprightphobic
Don’t besmirch the name of Tom Brady. Fucking heathens.
>>158184516Micro Penis Jr.
>>158184463>it's realHoly shit so he really did nothing, huh?
>>158184375I think a lack of seriousness is starting to hurt FTF. It’s hard for me to care about segments when Nick is allowed to be a Chiefs homer or Wildes gives Brou the win every Upset Alert pick. Brou is the only one who is fair and impartial and he also has the best bits
>>158184508being a fat fuck is unacceptable as a kicker. It's only even remotely tolerable if you have a monster leg
>>158184510Lol true I do remember him saying that
>>158184530He's already at 324, if he just stays healthy (lolninersplayersstayinghealthy) then he'll hit it no problem. Purdy clearly loves throwing to him, and he's probably the most sure-handed WR Purdy has had.
Really, just how fuckin hard is Special Teams anyways
>>158184522Only MF that can trip then fumble and and also break his ankle on a victory formation.
>>158184463What went wrong ?
>>158184581What about a fat, juicy 3rd leg?
I don't follow Tampa but their backup QB looks like a future starter from what I saw. I'd take him over Herbert.
how do i get a job at the racism department?
>>158184568The lack of seriousness is why this show is entertaining. You know that these guys don't know what their talking about but you can still enjoy it. Most "experts" on TV have zero clue but larp like they're experts...I'm looking at you Kima
>>158184655LMFAO
>>158184632I skip all Chiefs segments because Nick gets so upset when people make even the slightest amount of bants that it’s unwatchable. Patriots segments can get kinda bad too because Wildes is super defensive
>>158184620Long Snapper and Gunners are the two most underrated positions
>>158184568It's primarily supposed to be entertaining. There are stories of Nick Wright helping out the rest of the cast telling Wildes how to be a better host or coach how to attack him.
>>158184655He sounds like Bill
Bears DE Sweat suspended 2 games for roids
>>158184657>The lack of seriousness is why this show is entertainingYeah but it can go too far. If you’re gonna say something like “I think the Hawks will rape Purdy but if he wins he goes atop the mountain” but then he wins and you don’t put him atop the mountain, then I stop caring about the segment because it doesn’t matter anymore
>>158184702Based. He has 2 free days to roid some more
>>158184675Every Chiefs segment boils down to "WE'RE NOT SUCKING THEIR COCKS HARD ENOUGH" and it's simply unentertaining. Half of the "analysis" regarding the chiefs is "well they have 3 rings since 2019".
it's out
Finna made em
Let’s go 49ersLet’s go dodgersFuck the lambsFuck the vagiants
>>158184684You’re right. He’s said with Gianna that he likes spirited sports debate, but the show is better as a fun hang.
San Diego fans suck, they don't support their Chargers.
>>158184760>>158184783
>>158184702Aren't roids usually 4 games?
>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>your 2026 nfl mvphttps://youtube.com/shorts/XnCl4g9joJAShanny hasnt let any other qb audible like he has brock. Thats how much trust he has in his mental
>>158184760>0-5 chargers>average>5-0 vikings>average
droppin a quick 9ie shuffle in the chat check my fly ass movesTake dat Take dat (Mmm mm)
>>158184806PEDs sorry, was being hyperbolic
>>158184784Based
>>158184913I wonder what he did
>>158184784I'm a Giants and Rams fan
>>158184826What happened to Bo Nix? Why is he playing so shitty in the first 3 quarters and being carried by defense?
>>158184784For me, it's the A's and the Raiders
>>158184878this is not real, I can tell from the pixels
>>158184918>>158184784Are Californians really like this?
>>158185015No, I think those guys are trolling
>>158184966But this is
>BREAKING: Rams OT Alaric Jackson has been SUSPENDED two games for punching Bills OLB Bradley Chubb after Monday's game.
>>158185015Yes, worse, in fact.
>>158185024LA is Raiders and Niners city
>>158184702I thought all the players are on roids?
>>158185030wtf is that real?
>>158184932Would have to be something egregious. The only reason they want to suspend people is so they don't go crazy with anything they want.
>>158185015Yeah in both LA and SF, people just cheer for whoever is winning
>>158185030Fake, no tail
>>158184784Why is it common for people to be 49ers fans and not Giants fans?
Whom?
Gib me back my RB1
>>158185097The Giants are Putos, that’s why. They’ve never won shit, unlike the dodgers
>>158185015Only LA fans. There are more Niner fans in LA than Rams fans
>>158185117Wait, is that Stefan Diggs?
>>158185117Absolutely BRVTAL mogging.
>>158185117I remember when people in this very genny were talking shit about them picking up Evans
>>158185128Didn’t they win 3 with Tim Lincecum?
>>158185135Quandre Diggs. Safety for the Hawks. I think it's his brother? I forget.
>>158185151You are responding to a retard
>>158185135No Stavon Diggs
>>158185097*Mogs your souless superteam Mickey Mouse rings*
>>158185151They won in 10, 12, and 14. I don't know what that guy's on about.
>>158185132No, SF fans are the same way. I’ve never seen an SF giants fan before and I spend a lot of time in LA
>>158185183>I’ve never seen an SF giants fan before and I spend a lot of time in LA
>>158185198>>158185198
>>158185151>>158185173>living in the pastPresently the dodgers are a dynasty and have won 8 rings in LA. LA has free home games in SF as a result
If the choice was between my chargies going 0-17, and sex with Mina Kimes. I would choose sex with Mina Kimes.
>>158185173that's my fuckin ace right there
>>158185217It's not as annoying as that other chant. I don't even know what the song is, it's some house/techno shit. "OowoooOooOohhh OH, Oowoahoooeoahaoooo OH"
>>158185218>This MF doesn't even know both teams moved from New York
>>158185250Usually you can’t tell what a song is by text, but I know exactly what it is you’re referring to. Spot on.
Imagine the buckets the Mina poster would spill if we were to learn that Mina Kimes has had a Dianna Russini style affair going with Justin Herbert.
Aw, the Denver Broncos.
>>158185250Zombie Nation I think?https://youtu.be/WRbuvKYKI54
>>158185309https://youtu.be/JqXfjp4Yls8required viewing
>>158184463Bro don't play with my heart like that
>>158185250That's Zombie Nation, bruh.
>>158185173He sure is as famous as Otahni lol there is a reason most 49er fans are dodger fans
>>158185345
>>158185217Jack White is from detroit and a big Tigers fan so it's ok mmmmmmm 'fraid so
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT==At risk of blacklisting==>Chargers (at KC)>Titans (at IND)everyone else fuck off
>>158185336Ugh that's the one. Drives me nuts.
>>158185380my niners c:
>>158185374No, its dodgers fans who are 49ers fans. There's a difference
>>158185345>>158185336Why did the Simpsons hate the Broncos so much?
>>1581853805-0 and my pessimistic self is finally feeling pretty good about my Niners. But we're due for our yearly October losing streak But I feel pretty good about reaching the playoffs :)
Why is it that the dudes roiding out always suck?
>>158185380My jaggies.
>>158185381I hate that song too.
The rams are signing ryback as kicker
>>158185399Only 5 weeks in and you have a 2+ game lead over the entire division and you can't get swept by any of them. If you build your buffer now then even when the substation comes calling you should still take the 1 seed and get a second bye week.
>>158185403Good players don't have to juice. Only mentally weak players juice.
>>158184381Can you imagine STILL being a belifraud apologist in the Year of our Lord twenty and twenty six?You lost get over it lmao.
>>158185380My Minnesota FOURTH REICHards!
>>158185403Everyone roids the key is finding ways to hide it
>>158185399If the niners get to some ridiculous record like 13-0, they should just eat 2 losses to let guys heal/not get hurt in a game. Health is the only major concern with their team at the moment.
>>158185427I don't roid.
>>158184655>NO YOU CANT JUST THREATEN ME WITH VIOLENCE JUST BECAUSE I’M SHIT AT MY JOB AND HAVE NEVER ONCE BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY INCOMPETENCE
>>158185410You're getting sloppy, don't get complacent just because the AFCS is easy to win and get your shit together.
>>158185434I hemorrhoid
>>158185434You take creatine don't you? Oh what's that you don't? Well red meat has traits of creatine Roider!
>>158185446Bro you need more fiber.
Is this what an ELITE kicker looks like?1 @Min (24th) Final L 22-39 6.15 11.80 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 12 @NYJ (21st) Final W 20-17 7.05 7.50 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 03 Atl (19th) Final L 14-35 7.23 0.00 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 04 @TB (3rd) Final W 17-14 6.93 6.00 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 05 Chi (27th) Final W 31-7 6.82 2.00 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 1
>>158185424If Belichick got a HC job on the Bengals or Cowboys they would be sitting on at least 2 rings.
>>158184828If you average 5-0 and 0-5 you get .500, which is perfectly average.
>>158185309fun fact about this one: a few years after this episode, the broncos would win back to back super bowls. assuming he never sold them off, homer simpson is a 3 time super bowl champion owner (since they also won super bowl 50 later on).
>>158185452lolBrady is single-handedly responsible for everything this otherwise shit franchise has ever accomplished.
>>158185458U cheeky kunt
>>158185132Truly despicable behavior. But not uncommon among the Mexican and Filipino. I remember when the Celtics got good yesrsss ago. You got to see Filipino Laker fans become Celtic fans which was a blasphemy I never thought I'd live to see.
>>158185403Nigga hit the big three oh and lost a step. Took a little too much vitamin S to compensate.
>>158185380
>>158185416>ryback
>>158185452Haha he has a losing record in college of all places.
>>158185117they're both no names though
>>158185477and deflated balls and cheating
>>158185442Well aware. We have been playing too sloppy on the road and our pass rush/CBs (besides Hunter) are mid/hurt. I hope Gladstone makes some moves before the bye.
>>158185432>Health is the only major concern with their team at the moment.Only? I wouldn't say that.>allowing 3 minutes per opponent drive (6th worst)>allowing over 40% third down conversion rateSure they're not breaking as much as they bend but being bottom 10 in time of possession makes the injury worries so much worse and gives the offense way less room to cook. Morris gotta figure something out when Bosa and Greenlaw get back.
>>158185399>Chedda Brock aka Chedda Rock
>>158185515Creepy phenotype.
If Brady never existed, we would be talking about the Patriots like we talk about the Browns, Jets, and Cardinals. They have done nothing before Brady. Brady is gone. They will do nothing without Brady. They will never fucking win anything ever again without the man who catapulted their shit team to relevance.
>>158185512idiot doesn't understand the ideal gas law for the millionth time...
>>158185523Lay Coen. That nigga saved my broke ass franchise.
>>158185512>cheatedHe never cheated >deflategateBiggest nothing burger in nfl history. I spoke with actual college QBs about deflategate and they told me that the deflation was for all intents and purposes effectively meaningless. Everyone who complains about it knows fucking nothing about throwing a football.
>>158185490We still don't believe in you and you can't blame us after that.>next 4 games>aints>toxins>iggles>commiesAnd we still won't believe in you even if you sweep these chumps. Go beat the jags then we'll talk.
CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
>>158185524Patriots were already good when Brady got drafted
>>158185477>Brady is single-handedly responsible for everythingah sweet, i get to post it again: tom brady stole valor from his kickers, his defenses and bill belichick and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>158185418Already being 3-0 against division opponents feels great ngl>>158185432Ideally. Getting that bye week is huge but I don't want to get too ahead of myself it's only week 5 and many things can change. Need to stop getting injured
Isn't this that fattie bully from Pee Wee's Big Adventure?
>>158185516And those will greatly improve when they're healthy. They're missing several key players on defense. It's really hard to say "this is how they are" when they're missing half their D-Line, especially Bosa. Bosa only played 2 games, and one was against Miami. They had to beat the Broncos and Seahawks without him, and the defense allowed the cardinals to hit 30 points.
>>158185552not that guy but he was talking about prestige and long-term success, the patriots back then could be seen like the lions now. historically a joke franchise that recently started doing a lot better but still hasn't done jack and people don't expect it to last.
>>158185553A good qb like Brady makes his defense better by keeping them well rested by sustaining long drives and not fucking up.
>>15818547720 seasons of a stable o-line, top 10 defense, a serviceable run game, AND cheating. Any QB would take Brady's life at New England.
>>158185552They had a good team. Might have gone to the playoffs on occasion. Big deal, there's tons of good teams that don't amount to jack shit.Brady made them into an unstoppable force year after year. Through highs and lows, they were always in it. He made stars out of nobodies and fooled the world into thinking his shitty coaches were something special.The "belicheck tree" is an absolute joke.
>>158185524They just made the Superbowl last year. I don't know why people say "win anything" when you specifically mean "win a Superbowl".
>>158185578>goodbut not great. QED; concession accepted.
>>158185581Which explains the sustained success of Drew Bledsoe and Mac Jones of course.
>>158185584They had the flukiest superb owl path ever. >herbert >fraud>stiddyAnd they were immediately embarrassed when they finally had to face a real team.
>>158185543hes a fraud
>>158185516The defense was exceptionally good against Seattle, I haven't seen the d-line perform that well without Bosa in ages. Halton has the makings of a star player and Green took a huge leap this year, he's honestly playing better than Lenoir who got burned a lot. If they can play near that level consistently it'll be an unstoppable unit when Bosa comes back
>>158185611Based ball knowing kiwi.
if I were a $(ers fan I'd be way less worried about bosa, greenlaw, deebo, or even cmc getting hurt and way more nervous about juice staying healthy. people talk about warner trent and kittle and they're right but juice is not getting nearly as much recognition for how important he has been for why this offense has been clicking. shanahan has really figured out those pre-snap motion blocks he and kittle both have been using a ton of. that lets purdy spread the ball around as much as he likes and cmc and black both get beaten up way less while still getting solid ypc.
Who is more likely to beat my niners? The Vikings or Falcons?
it's over
So Campbell is moving to guard?
you're not a niners fan though, we know what you are
>>158185623Three winless teams. The dolphins are also 0-5 but they just can't get blacklisted this week because they're on their period. Or on their bye week. Same thing with them.
>>158185603I'm not gonna say it was murderer's row, but they made the damn bowl. That has to at least matter. To say it's absolutely worthless is just retarded. To make the bowl and then claim "they'll NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER AGAIN" is just ridiculous.
>>158185640falcons because the vikings juju curse against you only works when theyre at home
Key Characteristics of the TreeRecord: As a collective, former Belichick assistants have struggled significantly as NFL head coaches, accumulating a sub-.400 winning percentage.Current Status: Following the dismissal of Brian Daboll by the New York Giants, there are currently no active NFL head coaches originating from Bill Belichick's direct coaching tree.>but...but the Patriots were a great organization already
>>158185652the indomitable nature of the fins
>>158185640Vikings. Blitzing the fuck out of Purdy means a better chance of winning via offensive mistakes. A low scoring, shit, mudfight of a game. The Falcons are just Bijan merchants.
>>158185660I'm a Parcells guy myself
>>158185652Well spiritually the bucs are also winless then because they can't even suck hard enough to get toilet bowles fired.
>new england teams destroy LA teams>49ers fans magically appearkek
>>158185524>if they didn't win the most championships of any team we would say they won zero damn... dis nigga be right
>>158185670Purdy is the best against the blitz and has been for years.
>>158185682True and the niners do better in low scoring ones than shootouts but he's right that the Vikings have a "better" chance than the Falcons because of it. Relatively. Still likely to lose.
>>158185681I’m saying everything the Patriots have ever accomplished was owed to Brady and they wouldn’t have anything without him. Before Brady they were poverty.
>>158185628I was very impressed with the D line. I think the team had maybe 6 sacks coming into the season and ended up with 5 this game. Seeing last years undrafted player Valdez get elevated from the practice squad and make a sack was nice to see. I hope we can keep Raheem Morris for a long time >>158185634Yeah he's the unsung hero of this team especially now with that dash or banana motion. Word on the street that Shanahan started using that last season because of his TEs coach probably why Seattle liked him so much and offered him a OC position
>>158185670bijan is the best but they have multiple threats
There’s a distinct lack of Chiefs discussion in this genny. What’s the point of discussing anyone else? Mahome’s 4th ring is just a foreign conclusion at this point.
>>158185671I only remember him as one of those "good coaches whose best days were long gone" and how he struggled. Was too young for his championships.
>>158185670>blitzLMFAO
>>158185640They beat the Falcons with Mac Jones and a significantly worse defensive front, game should be a wash as long as they don't overlook them. Vikings are a good test, if Purdy overcomes that defense there isn't a team in the league that can stop him
fun fact brady only won a single owl by more than one possession and if the rasm had managed to score only 6 points then it would have been zero owls
>>158185717Mutt is cooked and will be lucky to sniff another afc championship game.
>all the cancerous retards got raped and gaped>they're now trying to hitch the bandwagon to the only option they have left
>>158185717>foreign conclusion
>>158185719Why did he make me a dolphins fan?
>>158185682I didn't say I'd think they'd win, I said that they just have a better shot than the Falcons. Blitzing nonstop is a feast or famine game. You either shut a QB down or he balls over you. The Falcons are simply not that good of a team, though they're by no means horrible. The Vikings are 5-0 and have a solid defense. They certainly have a better shot of beating the niners than the Falcons, though I'd take the niners over both.
>mahomo gets another free ring off the 49ersHow does this affect his legacy?
>>158185723So what you're saying is that Brady has won the most super bowls of any quarterback, and that his record will never be broken?
>>158185720well god damn
>>158185728Don’t get your panties in a twist, you know what word I was trying to say
new mina pod random cap
>>158185703For me it was turning turnovers into touchdowns instead of just field position trades or field goals>I hope we can keep Raheem Morris for a long timeYou and I both know that won't happen. Someone is going to be dumb enough to fall for the Morris HC trick a third time and he's gonna be dumb enough to bite the bait.
>>158185738It wouldn't count if it's another ring agianst hte 49ers. I don't think the 49ers are going to the owl, they are too injury prone.
>>158185755Is this the podcast for low test nfl fans?
>>158185723He dragged mediocre teams to Owls every year. That's why he's the GOAT. The 2011 SB probably had the 2 worst rosters in a football championship ever because the good teams all choked. Brady was never not in the mix even when his team sucked.
>>158185775The dude on the right is literally named Ben Basedjak
I'm starting to get sports analysis fatigue.
The 49ers vs Seahawks is still the game of the year. The Bills vs Rams game was more "exciting" but it was astroturfed with refball.
>>158185720blitzing works well on guys who>get easily flustered>have piss poor o-lines>can't buy time with their legs>can't play off script>can't make throws out of the pocket>can't progress through reads quickly>get tunnel vision on parts of the field>can't make tight window throwsnone of which apply to purdy. all you're doing is freeing up the coverage for him. you'd be better off only sending 3 and sealing the checkdowns.
>>158185451nah this is
>>158185784>implying the 49ers vs seahawks game didn't have a ton of refballThat last call was basically the only major one they got right.
>>158185644Why does he dance so zestily?
Keep chasing ghosts, schizo
>>158185783Stop watching sport analysis and go watch some older games, preferably when defenses could hospitalize scrambling qbs or defenseless receivers but not so old that offenses sucked ass.
>>158185796God forbid
>>158185795I still can't get over Purdy's shitty shovel pass to the tight end 4 yards away from the ball being called for grounding. When the same day Hurts throws a ball 40 yards over a tight ends head in the end zone and they let it slide.
>>158185777That year still makes me mad. We never got a rodgers vs brees playoff game even once in their whole careers and NEITHER of them even reached the NFCCG that year despite being the two most dominant teams in the conference all season.
>>158185792hi squidwardthis guy would get 7.5ypc if they only put 3 on the D line
>>158185795>>158185807All games have a few controversial calls but it wasn't like the Bills game where we saw Allen get moved up and down the field with flags for entire quarters.
>>158185795>>158185807technically that one was right. he was inside the pocket. if it's inside the pocket, a receiver in the area doesn't matter, that's only for outside it. inside the pocket all that matters is reaching the line of scrimmage which he didn't. the deebo fumble was some bullshit though.
Allen has to remember to run when the defense spends all their guys trying to ensure everyone is covered. When he does that, Bills win.
>>158185814Packers definitely didn't deserve to make it to the NFCCG. They may have been 15-1 but they got rocked by the Giants 37-20 in the divvy and the game shouldn't have even been that close. Packers got some truly egregious refball in their favor. Saints-49ers was so fucking kino with those crazy late lead changes. It was always going to come down to the last possession
>>158185807Just how it is...if it LOOKS like the qb just threw it too far, it will never get called for intentional grounding. If he throws it into the dirt he'll get the call.
>>158185833It's that simple really
seriously, who can stop him?
>>158185828what are you talking about there was like 120 yards in penalties in the SEA-SF game or something, especially on that big drive evans had the niners lost like half of every yard they advanced.
>3 day ban over a picture of an ebooklol okay
>>158185841No one cares about your twatter posts. Also nice job cropping out the 6 views.
>>158185796The boy got good feet
>>158185846It was hilarious to see them trying to job the Niners and Purdy just chucking it to Hall of Famer Mike Evans to get it all back.
>>158185814>2011>packers and saints>the two most dominant teams in the conference all season.the niners didn't allow a single rushing touchdown all season until week 16
>>158185865They've got Discord mod syndrome. Also, they do it for free!
>>158185829Inside the pocket only matters if no one is in the area. I know it's subjective as to what "the area" is, but you'd think an eligible receiver being 4 yards away from where the ball lands would count.Hurts threw the damn ball a million yards over the nearest receiver's head, explicitly to avoid a sack in the end zone.
>>158185869AVRA
Goff may be the next Stafford. Underrated QB that won't get an 'owl until he leaves the Lions behind.
>>158185880Not like anybody counts the Rams 'owl...
Tom Brady never had a bad roster. Justin Herbert would go undefeated on any one of Tom Brady's teams. No quarterback in NFL history has ever had less support.
>>158185882Yeah, but that is besides the point.
>>158185880Goff actually had relative playoff success with the Rams. Stafford wasn't that good with the Lions, but revisionist historians have declared him elite since day 1.
Stafford has been elite since day 1
>>158185885Herbert ain't got that presnap read, son
what the FUCK is his problem?
Why’d they get rid of the kicker if it was blocked?
>>158185880Goffie can win with the Wions they just need to draft/sign/trade for some competent cornerbacks. They've got a stable of midgets and injury prone retards on their roster for the 6th year running
>>158185846> there was like 120 yards in penalties in the SEA-SFboth teams had a lot of penalties. Also Purdy was balling out so it doesn't bother me as much, meanwhile Allen had 15 passing yards, 1 INT, 1 fumble, and 0 TDs by the 3rd quarter at which point the refs started moving him up the field.
>>158185905>he once threatened violence to his GM FUCKING BASED
>>158185905He's a massive control freak and asshole
Will the Packers finally beat the 49ers in the playoffs this year?
>FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME UP BRIAN I'M SORRY I DRAFTED POOA DON'T HIT ME!!!KWAB
>>158185885You're really going to compare Herbie to Brady? Lol
New Mina post!
>>158185117Kek,
>>158185873Not that guy but the call was actually correct for a different reason. Farrell was the guy in the area but he wasn't an eligible receiver because Watkins lined up on the LOS on his side instead of behind it, covering Farrell. So there were no eligible receivers in the area and intentional grounding applies since it was a forward pass instead of a fumble.
>>158185933It's a tossup if the Packers even make the playoffs this year.
>>158185917>Also Purdy was balling out>before that big evans driveso you weren't watching the game, okay then
what's joshie so happy about?
>>158185948Fucking hell look at how saggy Laura's tits are these days. Absolutely brutal. Like two tennis balls in a pair of old socks
>>158185117The best part is Evans pointing and laughing after Diggs realized he got mogged and got mad
>>158185905He sounds based as fuck
>>158185998Be nice. She's a mother and wife.
>>158185989Yeah Purdy was definitely not balling out. He wasn't throwing picks left and right or getting absolutely obliterated, but he was absolutely stifled until about the beginning of the 4th. One thing that was hopeful for niners fans though is when they needed a drive, he gave them a drive.
>>158185403The NFL only bans shitty players and ignores the test results on all the others. Do you really think there has never been a big name player taking PEDs, especially late in their career or recovering from an injury? They league avoids testing them or only tests them in the offseason, then pops a couple nobodies a year to make it seem like they have a drug prevention program.
>>158186005Sounds like his problem not mine
>>158185912He's a fat fuck
>>158185989Dude, the better QB won. >Purdy had 2 TD, 1 INT, 92 pass rating, 65% completion, and 189 yards>Sam had 1 TD, 2 INT, 64 pass rating, 62% completion, 195 yardsSeahawks roster is better too so Sam has no excuse.
>>158184655There's nothing racist there though
>>158185998Saggy tits are hot
>>158186031you were missing the point of the conversation, follow the reply chain up. I was talking about how the refs kept trying to rob the niners all game and they managed to win anyways
>>158185948mina leg mogging
>>158185933Packers can't beat the Niners and the Niners are incapable of winning a Superbowl.
>>158186053The kryptonite chain goes Chiefs > 49ers > Packers > Cowboys. It is known.
>>158186065This was cute. I don't mind them showing the wies etc. but they really over did it this game, they were desperate.
American football will be banned by 2050 due to CTE
BAHAHAHAH FUCK THE SEACOCKS FUCK THOSE BIRDS FUCK 12 GUESS YOU WEREN'T LOUD ENOUGH BOSS!
>>158186007The gameplan from Shanny before the 4th was bizarre, he was barely using CMC despite him actually playing well and was trying too hard to be cute with all the bootlegs and deebo handoffs. In the 4th he finally got his head out of his ass and just had Purdy forcedeed Evans and CMC and the offense was suddenly flowing like water, sometimes play calling isn't more complicated than giving the ball to your best players
>>158185992fuck this guy, dude is a 12ft moose and screams for a flag if you brush him with a pinkie nailI want to see him hit more
>>158186076remind the class when was the last time the niners won an owl
>Chorgers free falling into the abyss>Raiders thought they were good because they beat up on shitter>Broncucks still a mess on offense but now their front 7 isn't ad good and they don't have the best corner in the game on the field anymoreWe are all the way back to having things in their rightful place. That is, the Chiefs as the overlords of the AFC West and honestly the AFC as a whole.
>>158186098in it to win it, bitch
>>158186109Chiefs have yet to beat a non-dogshit teamPatrick "The Schedule" Mahomes
>>158186109You better hope K9 stays healthy because he's the Chiefs entire offense
>>158186031Yeah, but neither of them were balling out. Purdy played better, by practically every conceivable metric, but he was pretty locked down until late. Then he was great, but only for a bit. Fortunately for him, he was great down the stretch when it mattered most.
>>158185905>legitimate critiques>I'm being attacked because I'm black!
>>158186109the only shitter getting beat up around here is jennys
>>158186109>admitting the chiefs haven't beaten a single good team yetNothing to be proud of. The Colts took their asses to overtime and suspiciously gave up at the end when they could've won it.
>>158186086>>158186094She should get her tits out
>goon so hard you miss your kickskek
1. >>1581860742. >>1581860653. >>158186086
this is the rams' new kicker. say something nice about him
>>158186162What was his career earnings?
>>158186162>gooning on main
>>158186162i don't get it manwhat is the appeal of social media bimbos? they are all so shit i can't even get hard to any of these plastic freaks
>>158186131I say this with the utmost sincerity. Worry about and cherish whatever your own dogshit team is up to right now because you already know that they're not it. You already know the shitheap you root for isn't built for the big time. They're not about that life. They're gonna choke when it matters the most and it's gonna break your heart. Your team is simply not capable of executing in high intensity moments and aren't doing anything in the playoffs, that is if they even have a chance of making it there. After your team shits the bed, you'll be looking at my Chiefs and wondering, "Why can't my team be so well coached and smart? Why can't my team be disciplined? Why can't I have a QB like Mahomes on my team?", then you will start lashing out uncontrollably in a fit of rage because your team isn't the Chiefs. This is not a healthy cycle, appreciate whatever the fuck you cheer for in this moment right now.
>>158186169joshie's wife mogs all WAGs
>>158186172If I was gay I'd be very excited about that
pathetic
>>158186182Not reading all that
>>158186198mogged
>>158186182I read all of that and will take it to heart.
>>158186198Ew
>>158186134You can count on one hand the amount of games Mahomes has lost in his career when he had a stable o-line (which the chiefs will have once Josh Simmons comes back). We can still win with a fleet of WR2 and 3s.
kek rams
>>158186109Enjoy your early season run. Everyone knows when the schedule reaches this stretch queefies are gonna be getting plonked on the regular mmhmmmm 'fraid so
nick has spoken
>>158186229My chargies :)
>>158186243>5 white QBs on topNick Wright is low key racist.
>>158186243lmao what a little bitch
>>158186214green goblin looking ass
>>158186243>jew who wishes he was black so bad>literally has a "my wife's black son">fellatiates mutt QBs whenever possible >caring what he saysStop.
>>158186243Stafford out played Allen but lost due to refball.
>>158186065FUN FACT: hailee steinfeld has celebrated more wins in sofi this season than madison beer has
>>158186243His whole career is just rage baiting
>>158186065foul mouthed
>>158186229>5-0 9ers down with all the shitter teamsHuh
>>158185938What a bald bitch
>>158186254um excuse me sweaty, purdy is mexican
>>158186279Shanahan is infamous for having terrible special teams
get em, mina
>>158186162>we have never see anything like this not sure why I keked so hard
>>158186273Yes welcome to sports media next year will be the 20th anniversary of first take
>>158186279muffed punts. plural.
>>158186260Mahomes has never missed a championship round when healthy and already has the 2nd most playoff wins of all time. It will take more to dethrone him than starting off 5-0.
>Enjoy your early season run. Everyone knows when the schedule reaches this stretch queefies are gonna be getting plonked on the regular mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>158186243Why does tlaw get a nickname but nobody else does
>>158186162Fucking based
>>158186295Has he tried hiring a ST coordinator?>>158186310Yeah, that'll do it. I'd say they're even better than the box score says if they're giving up 40-50 yards off of muffed punts repeatedly.
>>158186279They've had at least 2 muffed punts I can think of off the top of my head, a blocked FG, and a couple extra points missed. Being 5-0 doesn't mean you're great at everything.
i don't get it
>>158186322>the princeBecause Nick is gay for Tlaw obviously.
>>158186304Still has never been able to match the tebow time era, it's all been downhill from there>IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW
>>158186319Why do you care what some random Jew says?
>>158186334Sounds like Jerruh got a big ol plap from a giant ass and can't bring himself to wash his car ever again.
>>158186302She's insufferable. Most blasse takes ever. I guess some executive at ESPN really said 'we need a female asian football commentator' huh?
>>158186334can people really just run up to billionaire's cars?
>>158186273better than whatever pat mcafee does
>>158186109>>Raiders thought they were good because they beat up on shitterThis doesn't help the chiefs given they struggled against said shitter.
>>158186334yeah I don't get it either why are people still allowed to post dov posts here that should be a bannable offense
>>158186336Tebow time and the heatles, truly the goated era of hot takes, Skip is the GOAT
>>158186353McAfee just entertains college kids and boomers
>>158186334>>158186302>>158185841This site quality would increase tenfold if twitter screenshots were banned
>>158186343Nick Wright has a distant relative that is partially jewish. If he's jewish then every american is native american based on our tiny percentage of native american genes.
>>158186356Raidturds got a pity TD and were so demoralized that they bent over allowed the Patriots to rape them the very next week. Klint Kubiak has been exposed as /weakmind/.
>>158186370I'm pretty sure it's his grandmother or grandfather that's not distant. I saw that Adam Frieland podcast he did and Adam asked him about it. Adam also did the SKEEEEEEEEEYUPPP meme a bunch
>>158185905Commie bros, I thought he was our chosen one?
but he doesn't look fat...
>>158186392Desubh I was never confident that he'd even get a chance, what with that lawsuit and everything. Maybe we can get McDermott to take over at the bye
>>158186353Pat McAfee is so quirky and hilarious yet such a relatable down to Earth football guy just like me xD
is this accurate?
>>158186353Would you act like a circus clown for all on that money? Idk, I'd hate myself
>>158186403why do kickers get blamed for blocked kicks
>>158186441>no archin the trash it goes
>>158186455kick more faster fat boy
>>158186441>Saints drafting another WR instead of Dylan Stewart I'm starting to think that half of mock drafts are about where teams personally want a player to go and not what the team drafting would actually do.
>>158186441who the FUCK is drew mestemaker?
>>158186441>no Yakub Chambliss into the deleted tweets it belongs
>>158186455They generally don’t. In fact Mevis would probably be getting more heat if that last one wasn’t blocked since it was shanked and would have missed anyway
>>158186446I mean, I hate myself for free. So yeah, probably
>>158186469imagine Will Howard but worse
>>158186441>was supposed to be a generational draft and teams are refusing to trade picks from next year if they can get away with it>the top prospect is a fucking wide receiver from ospoo>only 3 qbs in the top 10KEKLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAROOO
>>158185395
>>158186441>titans not moving off of cam wardbold take
All teams are going to do everything they can to make sure they don’t fuck up the clock and miss field goals, which will unironically cause them to fuck up the clock and miss field goals.
>>158186486I fucking knew that would happen. They said the same thing about the 2026 QB class.
>>158186486It depends heavily on if Arch and Super Sayin declare. Yakub i also think will be a top 10 pick even though he's shortish for a QB. I could see 5 but not 10 teams passing on him
>>158186441Tits need to move on from Ward. He’s dogshit and throwing another shiny new WR at him won’t change that or fix the offense
>>158186521Julian Sayin isn't going in the top 10. Probably the 15-20 range at best. He's not a very enticing prospect.
>rams are still the favorite to win the owlwhat does vegas know?
Z
>>158186441Really seems like being a top 10 draft pick is a death sentence.
>>158186370Look at that hook nose and tell me he's not Jewish. He's Jewish by the eye test.
>>158186101Sam darnold isn't saving you, you'll feel the sting of missing that one piece you really need and the skid will begin lmaoGoing to be beautiful and much deserved
>jalen squirts when he isn't surrounded by all-pros
Yall racists already giving up on Ward because of ONE bad season but look at how T-Law has been doing now that he has a decent coach and a good team around him.
>>158186441trade Crosby for 2 1s and use that ammo to move up and take jeremiah smiff
>>158186441>Mock drafts in October Kill yourself.
>>158186565I can't tell if it's mostly bad coaching or Ward himself. Ward looks even worse than last year where he at least had a good bit of flashes.
>>158186353Acting like a clown to entertain kids is more respectable than spewing dogshit takes for engagement.
>>158186551Everyone's just expecting the Rams to get Garrett back and then instantly be absolutely unstoppable. Which I don't understand. They're a couple bad weeks away from being wholly out of winning the division.
>>158186545We'll see. Lotta season left
WOMAN EXPOSES WEREWOLVES AT RAIDERS-CHIEFS GAMEA woman recently went viral on social media after unleashing an unhinged tirade against a lower section full of Kansas City Chiefs fans at Allegiant Stadium last Sunday. During the game, in which the visiting Chiefs dominated the Raiders for a 33-27 win, the woman turned and began filming herself making bizzare accusations against the opposing team’s unwelcome crowd.“So which one of y’all was the first to get bit?” the woman recorded herself screaming. “This ain’t the first time y’all been together… I know it when I see it people. …This is a bunch of goddamn werewolves in broad daylight. Pay attention to [their] faces.”The woman later recorded a follow-up video which she posted on TikTok further elaborating on her claims. “I was sitting in the front row and I looked and seen the b****’s face next to me start to grow a snout. Like she was mocking me. I swear on everything I love. …But if you ever in the presence of evil, just pray to God. Don’t confront it like I did. That s*** is dangerous. I can’t sleep.”
>>158185524They were in the superbowl not too long before brady got there. Ty law lawyer milloy willie mcginest teddy bruschi ted johnson all played in 96 superbowl. It was a veteran actually good team and realistically may have still won with bledsoe
>>158186596How much meth does the AFC West as a whole consume?
>158186596kill yourself
>>158186596god we are normalizing mental illness so fast
>>158186614Oh were you there?
I wonder what Christian Ponder is doing right now
pondering
bussy
>>158185833Checked and trve
>>158185702okay but what teams have had repeated success outside of one good runthe list has to be pretty short
>>1581859921st player in NFL history :)
Do coaches hide/save plays for the playoffs? Like during the Seahawks/49ers game, surely they have some play in their back pocket that they couldve used but decided to save.
>>158186551Really activates the almonds...
Soon...
Kiwitard thought MHJ would be traded to the Bengals and was wrong btw kek
I think the stadium of every team should be a mandatory Sharia Law zone.
>>158186697Of course. That's how the Patriots beat the Hawks with the Malcom Butler goal line interception, for example.
>>158186697No, nobody prepares for the playoffs. Everybody just shows up on gameday and hopes for the best.
I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PONDER PASSINGTHIS IS NOT DETROIT MAN THIS IS WASHITTINGTON
>>158186706>obsessed spastic wrong againYou lost. You lost the day you were born
I think every stadium should give out free meatball subs whenever a pick is thrown.
Post shit that still makes you laugh to this day
>>158186714The call to prayer pre-game would be absolute fire with American fighters and bombers flying over head.
>>158186733>SAAAAVE ME ARCHIVES!!! 4PLEBS REMEMBER WHEN I SAIDKek what an embarrassing 4channer
>>158186784>proven wrong>have a melty about itwww.kevinnash.com
>>158186795You proved nothing but your heterosexual virginity. Everybody remembers when you were saying it was to the Bengals, you only changed your mind after it already leaked that it was to the Texans. You don’t know ball. Stop crying
>>158186210I thought i was the only one who saw that live
Where does Harbaugh go after he gets fired? Would he and Urban Meyer make a good announcing duo?
>>158186855He'll get a job with his brother on the Giants or Jed York will give him an advisory position in the 49ers FO.
>>158186855The Harbaugh's are far too autistic for commentary.
>>158186844I had sex 4 days ago and i was right about the Texans trading for MHJ. I even got close on the draft compensation except it was a 6th round swap for a 7th not a 4th round swap for a 6th. Keep being obsessed thobeit seems like a great use of your time :)
>>158184463the STEELERS jeanne poster left
Purdy is still being carried by CMC despite CMC being washed. Defensive coordinators always lag behind a season and still respect the 49ers run game, so Purdy doesn't get cover 2 spam. It's the same reason Mahomes won MVP after Tyreek left, but the next season defensive coordinators realized Tyreek's threat is gone and adapted their coverage. Same will happen to Purdy.
>>158186795kek what a mevis
>I had sex 4 days agoYeah, with men
>>158186418>Maybe we can get McDermott to take over at the byeCommiesfags are so retarded, why would a coach of his caliber settle for an interim role?
A little birdie told me the rams fired the fat kicker? What a load of shit. It's not his fault the line failed him.
>>158186441Send Dante Moore to Miami so he can be Tua 2.0
I call my cat mevis now because he's fat as fuck and has copious kwab moments
>>158186921When you’re fat everybody is already skeptical, you better be a damn good kicker to make up for it. He’s not
>Ravens are ending their season with 4 divisional games in a rowOh no
>>158185841Lmao, what a faggot. Hope he gets heemed sunday
>>158186913I don't think it has ever happened in football but in 2011 the Los Angeles Kings hired a veteran coach mid-season and proceeded to win the Stanley Cup that year.
>>158186983It's gonna be fucking based but i could also see a ton of injuries. Hopefully we've got wriggle room by then and can afford to split with the Steelers
>>158186560So you're telling me the panthers will beat the eagles this week? Nice.
>>158186983yeah thats 4 wins
I could heem an NFL player on the field
>>158187017Steelers vs Ravens is always a good watch
>>158186560It was this way last year you retard. Sirianni's offense is broken and everyone knows it.
>>158186608I fully believe we could’ve. Bledsoe earned his ring in AFCCG that year and I think he could’ve gotten us past the Rams. That’s speculation tho. First football memory I have is the kick against the raiders in the divisional and it’s the reason I still wear my dad’s Bledsoe jersey to every game
>>158185524The first couple of years Brady was carried. Bledsoe would have won at least one owl with them.
>>158187023most likely. but iggles do have a way of making weird shit happen in their favor without even getting yards
>>158187065>us>we
>>158187170Are you okay Anon?
>>158187182Shut the fuck up man. We have literal demons circling the firmament and all you can do is ramble on and on about projected circuses on your electric 5G radio wave propaganda machine
Why isn't anyone having a melty rn? Did you forget your shit team lost two days ago??
>becomes the all time passer rating leader in yuo'er path
>>158187221/nfl/ only has melties about my Chiefs. There are no Chiefs related melties to be had yet
>>158187202Uhm, yeah.
>Earth's population is 8.3 billion yet there's not 32 humans who can fulfill the QB roleCrazy.
>>158187246easy when you join a team with several HoFs in their prime, all of which went to the super bowl before you got there.
>>158187249>yetChiefs are about to dominate the AFC west. Mark my words
Does the NFL have a female fan problem?
>>158187283Of course, we’ve basically already won the division. We have the head to head over both Raidstinkies and Bronkeks already and will have a better record
>>158187202No one is forcing you to post here
>>158187202Unfriendly reminder you MUST keep posting here or I'll curse your entire bloodline
just made cheesesteak burritos, bros. put a little mayo in them. idk if that's how they do it in philly but im not in philly :)
>>158187253Only around 500 million people live in countries that give a shit about football so that narrows down the possible candidates significantly.
how is Mike Hawk doing this season?
>>158187335based
>>158187221>your shit team lost two days ago??Nuh-uh
>>158187273>Purdy is a future HoFerHoly BASED, I agree
>>158187380You lost
You now remember the Bosa Brothers
how is Mike Hunt doing this season?
>>158187394Nope
Jayden will be fine
>>158187246>>158187389That's nice but he's still lagging behind Mahomes through their first 5 seasons. But maybe Purdy will catch up and pass him by his 6th season, I mean, Mahomes only threw for a pedestrian 5,250 yards, 41 TDs, set the all time record of total yards, won league MVP, and Superbowl MVP on his 6th season then proceeded to go to 3 straight Superbowls, but I have faith Purdy will close the gap next year.>>158187221I'm surprised the Eagles fans haven't been spamming interracial porn like they did last time.
>>158187420Mike Hunt is making my dinner right now, and if it isn't good somebody is getting a knuckle sandwich.
>>158187221I already gave up on the season and discussing my team garners 0 replies.
>>158187434what constitutes a turnover worthy play? a guy can fumble every time he has the ball
>>158187424>pre-week 4: you are 2 games behind>post-week 4; you are still 2 games behind, with even fewer games to playTransmanders lost
>>158187401I remember Joey having a melty during the Jags comeback in the wildcard kek
>>158187452What's your team Anon? I can shitpost about them if it makes you feel better.
>>158187457>you are 2 games behind>still 2 games behindNo change? Sounds like there was no loss
>>158187202>We have literal demons circling the firmamenti'm listening. qrd?
>>158187462Kwabity kwab
>>158187273This has the be assfaggot rammie seething, right? Sorry he dogfucked your team on prime time television
If you were the Chargers' GM what is your final solution to the Herbert problem? He has 4 years on his contract, fully guaranteed, and a no trade clause. He could spit in your face and there's not much you can do.
not gay but matt stafford is getting better looking with age
>>158187542Only because he looked like a fat headed fratboy when he was younger. After his gf cucked him with his backup QB he started taking better care of himself.
>>158187537Simple, you make the o-line even worse and get him injured out of spite.
>>158187477>with fewer games to play
>>158187563Qrd?
>>158187537I wouldn't say a single word to him. I'd bench him and draft Yakub Chambliss. And that's what Joe Hortiz will do
>>158187542Dedicated stylist and nutritionist will do that plus he got the veneers
>>158187577Stafford's wife said when they were dating in college he had a wandering eye for other girls, so she started fucking his backup QB with the goal of making him jealous. It worked and they got married.
>>158187618grim... his four daughters will learn from the worst
>>158187610does he get styled before post game interviews? his hair looked amazing and the gray in his facial hair is kinda hot in a not gay way
>>158187571>>158187594If you bench or get him heem'd you'll still have to deal with his salary cap burden. Chargers are fucked.
My Steelers :)
>>158187462He also got flagged for that so the Jags went for two points. Without those two points, they don't win the game with a field goal. He fucked his own team over with that melty.
NI__ER
>>158187645You can still keep him as a bridge/backup without accelerating his dead cap. Maybe they'd get a tidy draft package from some team for a trade but it'd be a brutal cap hit
>>158187576Same as being on a bye
>>158186591This
>>158187685That's not how a bye works.
>>158187542Being lean is one of the best things you can do for your looks. Brady was the same way but he took it too far with the surgeries
Herbert has a no trade clause. He will die a charger.
>>158187662He also let niggles fans make him seethe too KWAB.
>>158187537It's simply really.. you hire the Alex Guerrero
>>158186652>>158186655Bussy brained faggots
>>158187713No trade clause can be waived by the player if he wants to be traded it's happened before. It simply means Justin couldn't/wouldn't go to a complete shitter or someplace significantly worse to live than LA
>>158187455Dumb throw?
>>158187713How'd his agent sneak a no trade clause in there. I thought they only did stupid crap like that in the NBA. The guaranteed money is ruining careers. If you're guaranteed to get 200M why would you put in effort.
>>158185231Might get your wish before the season is over given their course.
Mina Kimes fell off even harder than Herbert.
>>158187757Most top of the market QB contracts have no trade clauses after what happened to Jared Goff in 2021 it's actually quite common. Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, Jalen Hurts, Deshaun Watson etc all have no trade clauses
>>158184375>>158184510>jffm getting bannedKWAB
>>158187909Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek yea he got plonked hard by the based moddies mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158187921>>158187857there's a reason you don't use your trip
>>158187950>your tripI'm not JFFM ya dumb cazzie mutt :) I'm The Kiwi™ learn some respect fucking mongrel
>>158188001>>158187950
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