shit thread
eat shit sweden
>>158186032Tough break, kid.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>158186022
>>158186032
32 days until Gane fights.
this “sport” still a thing? murilo bustamante is a name to remember, he will tap everyone out.
to heem or not to heem
Remember Ufc 300? Yeah that was 5 years ago
tis but a question yet remains a curse
>>158186099
remember ufc 64? yeah that was 20 years ago
>>158186099Hey where did you get this?
people forget man
Tony bros... MVP has signed a multi-fight deal with Misfits boxing, 170 and 185lbs divison...
?
10 bings cantender niggas
>>158186200Weird to call a jab lucky. It's the most basic punch that statistically most fighters are hit by. He couldn't even stop Tallison's jabs in sparring. He was eating them like pudding, the fatty.
>>158186272He’s a brazilian cope monkey what else do you expect from him
>>158186272He's always been susceptible to that. His defense consists mostly of leaning back, long guarding and reverse elbow blocks. Simple non-looping punches will always fuck with him. Honestly it worries me that he called it a lucky jab because it means he didnt learn shit from what happened. Bro was frustrated that Gane was dancing around him and jabbing him up and that he couldn't just chop his legs, so he would try to leap into range and step on Gane's lead foot to limit his movement. This did work once at the end of round 1 but always made him even more susceptible to getting caught on the way in.
Wonder why mvp signed with misfits over mvpfl. Now that they're favoring performances and finishes like ufc, they prob don't want him stinking up their shows and getting booed by the crowds.Maybe KSI pulled strings to get him a good deal. He's making double his UFC pay (but will fight less often).
Really makes you wonder why MVP didnt want to sign with the UFC till later in life
DWCS live streamstreem.gg/freestream
Pulling on my fuken pud atm ama idk
where my contender bros at
Yeah bro I fucking love contender series
These 10 prospects have this 1 chance to impress Dana White and the UFC brass live from the meta apex and earn their contract into the big show.Live on paramount plus!
Hey Dona I smoke crack and have gone 50-0 in mortal weeming please sign me to the maximum contract Dano
>>158186321He's 40 and trying to cash out with the least amount of effort possible. Plus maybe he can get some brit celeb boost
Contender Series is all about performing on the night and impressing the matchmakers to earn your shot in the UFC. It's beautiful.
New Orleans bro was trying way too hard with the Nola wigger accent. God that was embarrassing.
tap dances into the thread
Dude has a tattoo of Tiki Ghosn
>16 years in MMA>8-1 recordReally, b?
This guy used to be homeless for crying out loud Dana, have a heart
does gianni have the same cock induced vocal disability rfk jr does?the way he talks fucking pisses me off
they need to get rid of this faggot mutt on commentary
If I do drugs and have a kid will he become a UFC fighter too?
Mike Beltran is wearing meta glasses
SLOPPY BANGER ALERT
>>158186548ref cam kino incoming
Deep worders? Is that like even deeper water?
starting off swanging
>gets build up as Dustin 2.0 >gets lit up by a literal bum bumrushing him
Foster is breaking pretty boy Asher
Asher should go with the headbutt again
yea yeah., now shut up
Asher needs a finish
Justin "The Kid" Gaethje
what a fucking fight
Neither of these guys are UFC level but that standard seems to keep dropping and dropping
double contract but neither of them will go far
Do you give them both a contract even though neither of them is really ufc level?
>>158186774>>158186782"UFC level" does not exist
They both get murdered by every top 40ish guy but Foster would atleast look entertaining during it
>>158186782His mom died when he was a kid and his dad also died when he was a teenager man, just give him a damn contract
This guy was homeless as a child, if Dana doesn't sign him he's a fucking monster
>>158186774UFC is contractually obligated to have ~516 minimum fights per year. They're required to have like 100 dudes who don't belong just to fill out cards
ah twainy so hahd, I come frum de street, I fighty all de time, my bradda he die frum de gangs, I fite for save my famalee tank u dana and joe wogan woooooo
All I want for my birthday is a UFC contract
Dude has that Powerslap aura
This guy has got miles, low miles
Fucking love this dude bleeding everywhere in the post-fight interview with danio.BLOOD FOR THE HEEM GODS
all I want for my birthday is Tito's Cantina :(
>>158186509
It must be very easy to get a jiu jitsiu black belt every fighter from Brazil seems to have one
poeple said demian maia was the best jiujitsu guy in the galaxy and then nate the great heemed him in 5 seconds
>>158186929Yes, I fold a four stripped brown belt who's get his black belt by the end of the year because he's been doing this for 20 years. That motherfucker is everything wrong with the sport, I hate him so much.
5'8" BJJ guy at MW? Boyed
we're gonna send you some place you're not gonna like
>>158187006based kirakou enjoyer
Absolutely Brazilian fight IQ
Cabral’s got a fucking chin on him.Dudes a tank.da lapa’s striking is sick but he’s got no chin.
>>158187006>>158187012
Guantanamo?Guantanamo?!Hit the road dude.
>>158186929i work with a bjjfag who changes gyms frequently. he said some places give out belts easy and others really make you earn them. there's no consistency
>>158187015Gastelum vibes
there's been more than one instance where a UFC fighter was awarded their purple/black belt after a first round KO/TKO
holy pillowfists
Pillow fist nigga
this duu doing strings
>grappling specialist stands and bangs with pure striker why does this happen so often in this sport
>>158187085AND talked shit at the end of the round like he was something
Why isn't MMA guru live for this?
6/10. wouldn’t sign for anything more than three fights
Early stoppage. This is contender series, you gotta let the guy go out on his shield.Pathetic
some motivated heemster should do dwcs fight companions
>>158187105......
>>158187126Trigg was about to stop it at the end of the second. He had seen enough
>>158187132kid aint shit fuggem ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh
BOYED
its gonna be bad my nigga
doo has been talking for 11 minutes straight
>>158187240these guys will do anything but fight
the gane promo made the hair on my penis stand up
okay now do the Hokit promo fuck that
your hospital bill is 300k but good news, you fought so fuckin' hard you get a 50$ ticket to the hard rock -Dana White
>FrancischinelliJust cut the last half off that name
Gane posters are on the inside now making promos. How can this be?
>6'6'' welterweight
>>158187290ufc brass lurks here. they want only the best for the sport and come to the experts
Bro's literally gonna heem himself if he loses...
this duu finna kill himself if he doesnt get the contract
emailed the UFC my Gane Powerpoint
>>158187306Will Rentz free
6'6 is almost too tall for heavyweight let alone welterweightsimply not a fighters build
>have came by get the all american back to pre show
>>158187332corey hill leg snap in his future
Yeah my parents and siblings are healthy and always treated me well. Most of my neighbors are senior citizens that probably don't take drugs. And if I don't win a contract tonight I will simply go back to Uni.
>>158187305UFC hires autistic niggas to read social media. They read everything and give the feedback to bosses.UFC always has the finger on the pulse. They know which fighters are loved and hated.
>>158187117Guru has to work a part time job for rent, London is expensive and guru makes less than a journeyman plumber
rentz landed that shot
so one of the last white people in London is guru? fuckin grim
beat the depression back into ass
Francis Chineli
LANKED
Next fight is Alex Pereira's sister vs a 21 year old Swede with a 36-5 kickboxing record lol
>>158187309
Luis is weight bullying too hard. Should not be at welterweight. This nigga belongs at 205.
>>158187412feeding her to the the Swedegrinder. the sister looked like shit at mvp
>>158187422mate he's built like a stick insect
will coulda had it, he had a sharpshooter right there
>>158187412>he doesn't know smilla "the smell" sundellsmdh cazzy
>celebs the whos who of whos
>30 minutes of yapping
>raoni is still around, with his familySo they’re still running tests on him, it must be serious
pooatan already selling off family members to pay his lambroghini lease typical macaco
>finishes fight 1st round>wife in hospital >shouts out jesusThe goof is gonna have no choice but to sign him.
i wanna sex sanko bjj style
An interesting character, to be sure.
sanko sucks at commentary. Hopefully they fire her soon.
>Former Karate Combat champ
>already has black eye
>>158187522>coming off back to back wins >3-2 record
Sanko rocks on commentary, hopefully she sits on my face soon
What’s being built next to the MGM?
>>158187482his brain will explode if he gets on a plane
LETS GO POATINHA, lets heem scissor this hot blonde.
>im here because of him lol
>36yoDamn. Old like Alex
smilla will probably sheem but i admit i am rooting for chamette
oh she's autistic as fuck
>"how dare you? how chama me?"
IMMA CHAMA ON YO MAMA
>gave birth>gave up drinking In that order
Aline is garbage tho
lets go sminem
SMILLA VISIBLY IN PAIN AND LIMPINGIT'S OVER
>>158187522Pereira lost the majority of her LFA fights and that was 2022, plus wasn't that good in Glory. I bet she loses
smilla so hot i love her
this fight sucks, wmma is so bad why is the co main
aline built like a regenerator from re4
this commentary just sounds they are all in the corner of a room drunk and on benzos
Aline's breasts are slighlty too big and it be a deterent for any future ufc fights if she is to win
aline has Alex’s duckbutt
smella isn't that good honestly
This is a ufc quality fight
>>158187680wow what a hot ass
>wmma
sminem fighting like bryan fury for rd 2
Bispings son, Callum just got knocked the fuck out. His college wrestling was blocked and he got pieced up on the feet. This is as far he goes, Michael should focus on his other son Lucas. He seems to be better suited to carry on the Bisping legacy.
based bisping giving his boys the gift of cte early
Do dont sign them
should be 1-1 but it won't bealine has way better head movement than alex lol
I thought it was 2 rounds only.
>>158187818your actually paying attention to a wmma fight? lolI just been zoning out.
Alline is cardiolet
corner should’ve just told smila to crowd her and bury her in the clinch. she hated those knees
thanks for this awesome fight TKO
i wish aline was a lil prettier, she got a bunda tho
Stream is fucked looping the same shit over and over
greetings from Kazakhstan
The hex of Gane will affect Alex's family for generations...
That was awful lmao
neither get a contract. back to thailand
I overestimated the swedish girl
aline won that unironically
>>158187894she's built like an out of shape brazilian momThis is seriously the best womens mma has to offer... UFC plz quit wmma
>>158187894fuck, this is ugly kek
neither should be signed
>>158187907she was really slow
>>158187894ooo sexy lady!
>>158187903If Aline wins they can't NOT give it to her
3 great, exciting fights and as usual a womens mma fight ruins the entire momentum and kills the vibe of the event.
damage based scoring? never heard of it
I thought Aline clearly won that fight.
smellia's 50+ muay thai record was confused and replaced with her had sex with africans record IMHO, easy oversight to make they dont get many swedish fighters
>>158187931she did but judges are retardedpereira will probably get signed anyway later down the line
Swedish girl craving for Poatan's big cock
>>158187894
>>158187926I go off aggression and cage control. fight a guy like Nate Diaz who opens up with you glancing at him and he’s bleeding all over
>>158187894look at that anterior pelvic tilt
>>158187988
>>158187988Is this a new fight stat?
>only 21 >measurements similar to Sean O Malley >Fights in the worst division Obviously she gets the W and a contract just so other promotions can't take her
>>1581879886.5-7.0 inches is the ideal cock length to experience the widest range of womengs imo
>>158187948But enough about your mother
>>158188038
Dead daddy alert
good fighters have dead dads but great fighters have dead dads that abused them
>>158188117And Champions have fathers who raped them
>>158188135Sean has confirmed that he was NOT raped.
>>158187988I only believe Michael Morales, the other two are lies
>>158188154Lawrence Strickland's ghost confirmed he WAS
Ilia's bull aid
>>158187926I only recognize heem based scoring
doo doesnt realise back hugging gets you a no thank you from uncle daner
>>158188248monkey does monkey things
I've seen enough give him Tony
nice kick faggot
>>158188018dicklet cope
Horrible fight for the main event to cap the season off.
>>158188248He is very aggressive. It is not a daguestan type of hugging
>>158188315hugging is hugging bits all gay fag shit
His contract just went out the window
>>158188315shut up bitch
This dude in blue is a gigantic pussy. Dude is scared to death to strike.
this sucks lmao
daner is using that contract to wipe his ass before he blows four seasons of tuf budget on video poker
Dana should just stop the fight and tell them both to go home, they’re not getting a contract.
this doo walked out and threw a body kick as his very first strike after that first round
>>158188332Yeah, its shit now.>>158188353Don't be rude
>>158188388he's gonna do it again
Just aggressively hugged everyone itt.
his dream is gay sex please understand
>>158188306impressing men? yes, it’s dicklet mmaguru cope that he’ll be sure to constantly remind you of. in practice? it’s the best build for pussiheeming womengs of all races and heights
both these bums suck, no contract deserved.Fun fact: The term "bum" was used in boxing because some pro boxers where actual bums that where homeless because they didn't want to work a real job and just boxed for money
>>158186235Christ prime Schwab was something else
That woman's fight was a banger compared to this
Fucking bum fight
send these doo's back to the regionals
go back to brazil lil rape midget
>>158188408why you thinking about guru's cock bro?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhahahhaha
Great first fight, good 2nd fight, dogshit the rest of the way
contract + immediate title fight for the brown midge
>>158188524wmma was more enjoyable than the main slop
>>158188513because he makes sure to remind everyone at all times, must be a British superiority thing. no need to attempt to frame it as gay. you’re on heem, you’re already the biggest faggot by being adjacent to Finland and Sweden. doesn’t mean I can’t stand on business
>I can>I can>I can
>>158188555More like sitting on dick.
I'd like to thank my wIIiIiIfe
hopefully dana breaks this bums dreams
Brazilian Beg Jitsu
>>158188555>no need to attempt to frame it as gaywell I was ready to chalk it up to jealousy before you decided to announce your homosexuality
pathetic beggar should be sent back on a boat to his slum
I1d like to take this chance to apologize....TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!THE DOUBLE CHAMP DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS!I miss Conor McDong so much, bros.
Now now, /heem/ sissies. We were just complaining about too many heems. This was a very high level fight. And WE must therefore boy his fellow and root for him to get a contract :)
daneh daneh plez I kill anudda keed I needs ufc fite
Mick: I wanna hit that, so let her in
fuck yes lol based dana crushing that bums dreams lol
Dumbass. Just make up a way more dramatic story. That your family was heemed and your remaining family are homeless. Dana's a big softie when it comes to that and he'll chew you out but give you a pity contract.
Doo has no one to blame but himself
poor guy
We dont need another Brazilian grappler in fw no less, he should’ve finished that
ahahaha little monkey cryingbased dana ruining his life
Lmao after that spic faggot was literally pleading in his interview
Dana gave the old guys a chance because at least they were exciting and the prospect got skipped because hes a boring bum lol based Dana making smart moves
Lol, you guys are such a putrid lives vultures.
dana is going to kill him for fun later with one of his BADD ASS samurai swords
I gotta say though, that Visconde guy looks like he could climb a tree VERY fast
>>158188726its ufc bro, no mercy. fuck that guy he was given a red carpet main event on last contender of the year and he did a boring, extra safe grapple fight. I would have done the same in Danas place.
>>158187787Callum was on contenders?
>>158187787>heemed by a black guy named John McCain
No Mercy in the Petr Yan millennium
>>158188758he got heemed by some black guy named john mccain at a promotional event for the new street fighter movie
>>158188801Bisping got heemed plenty of times and still become UFC world champion, them boys built different
>>158188758regional fights, to summarize >Be Bispings son>Dad makes you trane ufc >you foolishly focus on wrestling to much>become decent tier college wrestler >injure knee>recover, and then try mma properly>Trane hard but Boxing fucken sucks>ironic since papa bisping is good boxer>take regional fight>try college takedowns >It fails, other guy stops them easily >fucks him up on feet>brutal KO>thats as far as you go, DinThomas.mp4
WMMA bantamweight is the most air punching grim division. Honestly makes sense they signed her. Even if she is shat.
>>158187948That part
>>158188822he's a rich kid from LA. he and mike are not cut from the same cloth.
When you got a good loyal woman like Rebecca behind you the sky is the limit
>dana said smilla "obviously dominated">she got signedyeah they're definitely mad at alex
>>158188852Who are these zesty chocolate boys?
a black man named John McCain
>>158188869Bisping family comes from a direct line of royalty
>>158188726It's equally reddit. Everyone ITT here was soi'ing out crying at Din when he said Jillian Roberts disgraced his team and brought shame and dishonor (all trve).
>>158188872wouldn't you be? we all saw that fat disgusting freak at the white house
https://www.youtube.com/live/caGIMuqCJY4?si=hWwf-EmpXrTW9j-q
>>158188899They’d heem you
feel bad for Volkov
>>158188849WMMA Bantanmweight will have a great year in 2027. There are actual big female coming out of the regionals that are yet to be signed.
>>158188899Custodes of /box/
>>158189021Everyone says they feel bad for Volkov, no one says they're a fan of Volkov
Worst season of DWCS. Nothing memorable occurred.
>>158189021>>158189070I will never forgive him for making Derrick Lewis famous
derrick lewis looked like dada 5000 having a heart attack vs hokit
My balls was hot
>>15818932346 total contracts given out, getting paid 12 and 12 slopping it up on every prelim
>>158189323
mr wonky mcwonk
brazzasissies...
>>158189549it's down to 10/10 now
i strongly believe chatri’s friday fights have influenced daner a lot in the last couple years
>>158189832i strongly believe you're retarded
>>158186022Fuck Dana
>>158189832lmao
>>158189807It’s so insane the only people gonna be left fighting in ten years are Africans and dagis
the matchmaking is squash when it’s not competitive, and there’s higher pressure for finishes than ever, where it wasn’t like that before. daner never makes a proactive move unless he has to, and he got the permission based on what other promotions were doing
heeminder dana has no involvement in matchmaking for contender series or UFCmick maynard, sean shelby and hunter campbell and of course ari emanuel are running the show
That Francischinelli lad at todays DWCS fight if he improves his grappling and notches at least 2 top 10 wins maybe the only fella that can heem Islam at welterweight. 6"6, 170lbs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mIGwHibpgg&t=27s&ra=mBeing a mma journalist is the least respectable job on the planet every week you have to fellaite Dana
>>158189927Dana pulls press passes for anyone who criticizes him. All that's left is sycophants
>>158189921mate get a grip
How does Hunter Campbell know who to pick and whatnot for fights. The dude is a lawyer
>>158189948It’s not a very difficult job, especially now days, considering most fights out of the rankings are designed for can crushing
dana plez 10k to bury kobe #2
>>158189948he consults gane for wisdom and guidance
Dana gets paid to watch boxing and tell reporters to fuck themselves.
dana is creampied by helwanis and saudis but is paid handsomely
I don’t think I’d ever put my kid in combat sports, most I could is football cause you can start late
I just ate two cans of sardines and now I'm tired. Monitor! OFF!
>>158189998it's just as bad if not worse for CTE
>>158189998Wrestling has little risk of CTE and it'll make your kid athletic af
>>158190099I said combat sports not hugging
>>158189998I'm so glad my pullout game is elite tier nothing more cringe than your life revolving around your kids
>>158190149When you are 37 tell me how u feel
>>158190167I'll simply get a dog pajeet
>>158190192immature response from an immature little man
>>158190192 your heckin puperino will be dead but the time I will be getting beers with my son The phrase "be fruitful and multiply" is the first divine command and blessing spoken by God to humanity in the Bible
imagine finding out your dad posts on 4chan
Chocolatito vs vanilla gorilla on a frosty sundae night
>>158190236I like to think of finland as my father figure sometimes
>>158190236This place especially /sp/ is more relaxed then twitter nowdays
>>158190236oh no my teenager will think I'm a square
>>158190217>>158190223
>>158190305everyone has an aversion to responsibility when they're young and dumb, you aren't special. once you grow up a little you'll come to understand the value of creating and nurturing a life. or you'll never grow up and live a lonely, hedonistic existence of regret.
>>158190361Wrong again
Aaron "Aversion To Responsibility" Pico
>>158190384That would be shavkat divorcing his wife while she’s pregnant with his 5th child in khaztastan while he’s racing cars in Miami
>>158190403his wife prolly divorced him cause he's made of papier-mâché and can't earn money no mo'
Aaron "Papier-mâché" Pico
Money is just a social construt invented by Dana
in a perfect world the only currency we would need is creampies
Who is Joel Faglier?
How's Noah?
Mac energy
>>158188790Congrats to Mr Yan being honored by his President
"White Chocolate"
>>158190579“Walker Brother”
No but seriously nothing wrong with being a breeder simpleton I just think it's a bit selfish is all
>>158190605The worlds biggest goyim
>>158190619Everyone has pajeet exhaustion
>>158190630Yet here you are discouraging white people to have children
>>158190605someone has to be selfish in this fight game
>>158190636No just saying I will keep pulling out abstaining is all
Bout to eat a Philly cheesecake
>>158190794Philly home of the cheesesteak cake
>>158190794How was it man
>>158190236/heem/ is the sanest general on 4chan which makes it one of the best places to lurk on the interwebs.
>>158190384Responsibility is cool, but there are more things in life, like getting your dick rode all fucking night.
Looking forwad to the beheadening of Bo Nigger to oen Joeseph Pyfer
Poatan's sister has been at my place crying for the last 12 hours
Bohammed Nigger: Daegestain fagmo flosing micht mens analhairs
No.
harry hardwick is the key
Don't underestimate Carlos Prates against Islam Makhachev. Prates can win.
>>158191165I think every fight Makachev has at ww is a dice roll. He's getting older and he's under sized when he's not fighting pygmy freaks like JDM
>>158186911Wtf this........
Aye bro we all went to r/ufc
>>158186911
>>158191277ayy bruh we can like acknowledge posts we as a hive accept and strike down posts that make us feel tingly. ayyy bruh post dat meme no cap fr fr this ufc don’ b paying niggas fr fr
GSP > JBJ
>>158191277r/ufc is the only place they find the Sydney Sweeney sports ad more annoying than the betting guy with his hand ups at the airport
Hello japan
>>158191573
Sports?
Just heard that the mighty cal bisping got knocked the fuck out.
>>158191671like father like son
Callum never had the makings of a varsity athlete
And it was a flatline heem as wellHang it up i say Gaethje Jr. this ain't gonna lead anywhere
