Game #2>Cleveland P MessickC Hedges1B Lowe2B Bazzana3B RamirezSS RocchioLF Kwan CF HalpinRF AdellDH DeLauter>TampaP PeraltaC Hicks1B Aranda2B Williamson3B CamineroSS WallsLF SimpsonCF DeLuca RF Mesa Jr DH Diaz
I've seen enough. Bring in Vaughn
Last post in this dumpster fire, see you in the archives
gard timewho here fullkitwanker?
>>158186561wew lad
The series is over if the Indians win tonight
>>158186535
Guardians have the power of friendship!
>>158186589Awoooga
>>158186571u think she's pissed because she was blessed with a 10/10 body but is still a jeet?
>williamson What the fuck are they doing? Put palacios on
>>158186589B E L L YELLY
>>158186623Yea probably, I can comfort her if you know what I mean
mlb.tv having no pregame shows is pretty average actually
>>158186800I got some pre for ya
Who here /druk/???WHAT A LIFE
>>158186888Drunk on pre cum like an Aussie Bloke
The Trevor Banana himself
>>158186888WE OUT HERE
>>158186900
>>158186900yeah hes got ghengis khan blood
>>158186534
>>158186917me
>>158186917fake
>>158186920go on boy
>>158186888>>158186917WE OUT HEAH
>>158186931>cum spitter kek
>>158186940wrong, I was there
5 inning Freddy.
wont even need a nu since neither of these teams has any fans
>>158187008last thread to 900 posts. cleveland fans actually know how 4chan works
>>158187008>all the discord trannies gone>no doyer faggots>no cubs "girls" >no yankees schizoThis series is for ball knowers
Rays sweep in 5.
>>158186495Agent Anon is on the scene
>>158187062guards in 4, dodgers in 7ultrakino world series incoming
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
LETS GO RAYS
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>158187066any cuties?
Yanks fan here. Go Guardians!
Fuck off, ERG.
I dont like either of these teams and im rooting for a roof collapse.
>>158187082There’s always cuties at a ballgame
Wtf is this ballpark legit looks like one of those fake stadium movie theaters where they show games on the curved screen
lil fella said dodgers kek
>>158187057I goon too much to know ball...
>aging minx hanging around MLB playersshe is dangerous
>lauren she hotty>isn't hotbravo manfred
>>158187104she has great legs
lauren really shines on mlb network where she can show off her legs in a pornographic fashion
GET IN HERE FLYOVERSGAMES STARTING
Who will JRam punch this time?
>>158187118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP28MoLfe5A
Weather in Cleveland will be miserable.
Ohayou /mlb/Repeating digits and the Indians win
>>158187154based j5muscle
Mariners legend Ben Williamson mentioned.
Breaking out the OG Devil Rays unis tonight.
does that shit say DEVIL rays? yeah, god aint rewarding you with shit
>over-aggressivenessthis never works for cleveland
>>158187154>pussy by itselfnah pat is right
>>158187171The Pope has lung cancer because of the horrible 21 strikeout game the White Sox played.
>>158187136Surely they have a roof right?
>>158187171My Catholic aunt who just snowbirded to Tampa texted me about that kek
fucking hellwe randomly decided to stop taking pitches againguards in 5
>>158187136>>158187187>ALCS will be delayed because of flyover roof superstitions
Good start freddy
>>158187195>we
>>158187066You flew from danemark?
peralta is dealing
its freddy time
>>158187136>literally 80 degrees today>will be 40 degrees sooncleveland sissies...
>>158186571heh... wouldn't mind stuffing her ass fulla cock!
I’m sorry but how can anyone even watch this anymore after last nights football game
what's with this empty ass stadium in the ALCS look at all those empty seatsmy phillies would never (win)
>>158187222My patience for baseball dies when football season starts
>>158187222go watch dancing with the stars then
>>158187230Florida doesn't care about baseball
>Adell playing defenseuh oh
>>158187230florida has the worst sports fans. miami heat playoff games the last 4 years were empty as fuck
>>158187230I bar crawled in St Pete and it's literally 50-60 year olds everywhere. tampa sux.
>>158187247Inter Miami doesn't have attendance problems
Speaking of the Phillies, I often think about what would have happened if the Phanatic bent this bitch over and started fucking her. She's flailing, screaming, getting impaled by his jolly green cock as Philly fans jeer and throw shit at her. The Phanatic reaches climax, filling her cervix with hot Philly cum (purple, oddly enough). Then he snaps her neck with a swift, practiced motion. Her eyes go blank and lifeless, she pisses herself as she slumps to the ground as Kyle Schwarber hits a grand slam. Holy fuck I'd be rock hard
'member when the stanks got swept by these guys? KEK
>start watching the game while laying on my side>the pitchers throws start curving to the sidewhat the fuck
>wearing a meme jersey in the 'offs
>>158187263Would the Phanatic have gotten in trouble if she actually flashed the crowd?
>>158187272wow bro i bet the porn you watch tn is gonna have all sideways pussy
>>158187232I played silent hill f after the basedball game last night, didn't watch the football
>>158187274nonetheless the shirt says Devil. what the fuck. godless ass team.
>>158187274that logo in their helmets looks terrible
>"Devil" Rayshope they lose
what are the jerseys I dont have a stream
>>158186589Bitch on the left is on the wrong knee
>>158187315Rays are wearing meme throwback uniforms
>>158187247The Marlins filled an entire football stadium the last time they actually had home playoffs
>>158187327ahh I see I see
>>15818732823 years ago?
>>158187280If I see you I'll kill you you piece of shit
>>1581873282020 doesn't count cuasae people were excited to go utside
wait they're back to being the Devil Rays instead of the Rays? possibly based
>>158187343I'm a girl
>>158187327Pretty based if you ask me...
>the Mets were bullying Freddy by explicitly telling him his slider sucks>the Rays have coddled Freddy by telling him his changeup is amazing and avoiding discussion of his sliderMetsbros... are we the baddies? :(
trevy bananaz
Is that sand that pops up when the ball bounces?
calling it now, petey halpin legacy game
>>158187382hes a good guy!
1.1 inning Freddy
Is this good wording? >I believe that making more time for romantic intimacy could bring us closer emotionally and physically, strengthen our marriage, reduce stress, and help us both feel more loved, desired, and appreciated. It’s about more than physical connection; it’s about nurturing our love, keeping the spark alive, and making time for each other amid life’s busy routines. I want us both to feel fulfilled and connected, and I believe that prioritizing intimacy in a way that feels good for both of us can make our relationship even stronger.
>>158187404can I save this image?
>>158187415>bussy routine
>>158187415are you writing this to bazzana?
>>158186495His smug aura... It mocks me
2 innings freddy
>>158187415are you marriedvirginanon
>2 righties in lineup>hit one with a pitch
>>158187437Not yet!
hedges looks like he rips big farts and laughs at them. doesn't care other people are in the room. but he'd still laugh out loud if the room was empty
>throws it 10 feet over the batter's head>hits the next batter>>i think the guardians batters are not comfortable in these at bats!!what are these fags talking about?
>>158187417nope
>>158187415As a Cubs girl I'd date someone that wrote this to me
>>158187441yes lol think how much we'll all celebrate when I stop posting about this
>call is confirmed
Manta rays > devil rays
Will they ever rename it back to the Indians. guardians just dont fit
>rays fans think peralta looks tough
>>158187066Voyer some qt3.14s for us anon
why are these announcers foaming at the mouth right now?
Total Ray death.
>>158187384those are the little ball bearing magnets littered over the playing surface
>>158187415this has so many telltale signs of AI>the triplet clause>the quintuplet clause>the comparative staging ("it's about more than")>the devotion to oxford commas>the extremely high-level conceptual writing with no intimacy or personal anecdotesyou know, I thought you were larping before but now I'm starting to think you really don't know what you're doing brother
>>158187466Doubtfully, no one even cared when they changed it because they're a small market team and they changed in the woke era
>>158187481They get bonuses based on TV ratings and they know no one is watching this shit matchup
>guards suddenly retarded
new barance
Tampa Bay, St.Petersberg Rays
>>158187493what does human writing sound like? I think if I write it myself it'll sound stupid or at least I won't know where to start
>gets lung cancer after the white sox chokeJUST
The best plays are double plays
kek simpson wtf was that
>>158187530Nobody cares about pedophiles
>>158187541double plays and triples are my favorites
HeathenRays fucking up again
>>158187527anon, the only way anyone here can help you is if you're a generic male and your wife is a generic female. nobody here has any idea why she doesn't seem to want to be intimate with you. you're very likely not being totally transparent with us. for all any of us know, you have unclean cheese dick that you haven't washed for 8 yearswhy don't you just take her out and ask her what you can do to improve the relationship. be a man. be forthcoming. why is that so difficult?
messick is dealing
TOUCH THE FUCKERS
>moar infield singles>moar hit the ball on the ground gimmick
>>158187559Morr like MessDick KEK!! CUZ HIS DICKS A MESS AFTER MY ASS GETS DONE WITH IT!!!!!!!!
>>158187560what do they feel like?
Mariners legend Ben Williamson reached base.
>>158187575slimy and cold
BROS INDIANS BROSMUH INDIANS AMMIRITE?GUYS DID YOU KNOW THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME FROM INDIANS?LIBRALS WANTED IT SO I'M AGAINST ITWOKE RUN AMOK AMMIRITE
>>158187560I know it was a stingray that killed him, but id heem 1 of those gay as fish to avenge Steve Irwin if I was there
What’s their end goal?
they said the rays were good baserunners...
>>158187558thats a hard conversation to have I'd rather avoid it and complain
>>158187600No refunds.
>>158187575Pennies and sand
>tampa gay base running
>>158187242i would have gone tonight but the tickets for those empty seats are $183. Fuck their greed, they priced me out. Im glad its empty
what happens when smart baseball meets smart baseball?
>>158187593those aren't fish, they're mammals you moron
>>158187603if you really think blogging on 4chan is an effective emotional outlet that will positively impact your life, then go for it
>>158187600The only people who said that were non-Yankee fans.
Rename from the Rays to the Tampa Bay Sawfishes
>>158187593based
>>158187590Ya seethe?
>>158187599breh the people designing rays shit is so bad
>>158187357everyone down here loves them but they represent a time where we sucked complete ass
>>158187620Literally no difference.
do not reply to dane geronimo
>>158187627buzz lightyear ahh color scheme
>>158187526you have to score a run first
>>158187621where else can a man be honest
So you can keep challenging as long as you're right?
>>158187627Kek at the skateboard
>>158187627Skatin rays make ya seethe?
whichever team wins this game is going to win this game
>>158187617They cancel out.
>>158187627skateboarding devil ray is pretty cool if you ask me
>>158187627problem?
>>158187659Its a doggie dog world out there. These teams better not take the win for granite
one of these teams has a good chance of winning this baseball game
>>158187627City connect is cringe in general
>>158187614>183 for CS ticketsThat’s nothing I paid $250 ten years ago to go to the NLCS.
i hate devils
kwan and ramirez have nothing...
>>158187670Is it as cool as skateboarding Bart?
>>158187686City connect is gay. Throwbacks should be the city connect. The skateboarding ray is pretty cool though.
these fucking announcers are cumming at anything peralta does. am i missing something?
I rate the Guardians
good eye chase
>>158187691nasty little imps
>>158187701Way cooler.
Gabriel Moreno won the NL batting title? what a weird year
>>158187614... How? I was looking earlier and seeing shit for $100 a pop. My same seats in the alds in Cleveland that were $86 are going for $220 now in the alcs... Kinda pissed me off
>>158187688cubs dodgers CS is a ticket worth spending extra on not this shit
But what are they Raying?
What are they guarding?
>>158187627does it come with a slab of monster
>>158187734Ray Tracing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcfzTTKTaQ
>>158187701Someome never read deadbart when they were 13
>>158187735My virginity
>>158187728It was 11 years ago then
>>158187735Deez nuts
>Bmore
>>158187735its a bridge right? or something along those lines
>>158187751those same tickets would probably be $400 today if not more
>>158187760Balmer
>>158187735fans from a lock outits their destiny as the lowest payroll team to win the world series
>>158187627they designed him to look like our bridge :3
man on!
go rasy
>>158187760
More like Driver Mewell
>>158187691Is that a replica hat?
ROPESPIE are you here?
>>158187760bmore of what?
>>158187785what vidya is that
>>158187804BMORE SHIT AT BASEBALL LOL
>>158187785Loser. My tower sits on my carpeted floor. Yes I have 4 dogs how could you tell?
This game is making me sleepy.
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
Me, I'm a send the ball back at the pitcher just for him to pick it up and throw me out type of hitter
Holy shit walls gets a hit
mEsSiCk Is DeAlInG
Who /comfy/ here
>>158187807prison architect, its ok
>>158187735It’s based on a Roman style statue from a landmark bridge in Cleveland.
>>158187821me? I just steal first base
messick fatbros...
>>158187785are you in tally? meet me at poor pauls in 15 minutes
>>158187825
>>158187785r/tvtoohigh
>>158187826ah yeah, ive played it - the escape mode is unique but its a pretty basic gamejust play rimworld like a real man
>>158187785>seamenholes
>>158187832No asshole it's guardians of the galaxy!! Like heckin marvel or whoever!!
Does putting eye black on in a dome do anything?
thank you yandy
Guardians of the Indians
>>158187852Makes you look cool
>rasy
>>158187837from there but no, st pete
>>158187852+5 grit and aura
MESSICKED
>>158187851So will the mascot be a racoon or a piece of wood?
slurper
FUCK
>>158187852Looks cool as FUCK>>158187823>>158187836Erm, you were saying??
>>158187852It helps with glare from the lights
>>158187864meet me at mandarni hide in 15 minutes
>>158187862lolyour collection always blows my mind
>>158187871Yhe little turnip looking thing.. boot?
>>158187876Glare from the fans?
>>158187874they don't know that messick is a fighter
>>158187379Yes. Mets are natural born losers>t. Mets fan who supports the Rays
>war.goy
>>158187862hell yea
>>158187862thats racist and not needed
>>158187884Groot is a sentient tree-like creature
I was told hitting the ball on the ground works in clutch situations.
Bazzana sounds like a faggy American
>>158187898SOVL
>>158187905Yeah that tree then.. I don't remember what we're talking about. Already blasted :/
>>158187874Messick's fatness gives him guts
shartdianbros....
>basedjak_mouth_wide_open.jpg
Travis Pastrana?
October baseball feels like this
>>158187910g-unit hat?
this is what this offense does 50% of the time
>>158187901
petey halpin has beautiful blue eyes
didn't this field get BTFO by a hurricane last year?
>>158187937This movie and K Pop Demon Hunters made me feel old as fuck cause I didn't understand what people saw in them
slap
There's simply no way the Guardians beat the Rays; they are an inferior team.
base hit? more like based hit
>>158187760for me, it's wisco
Why is that grass so fucking wet
>>158187957anon go easy on the drink
>>158187901I am so sorry...
>>158187977Everybody loves moist grass
>die for israel
>>158187852doesn't do anything ever
>>158187958Yes the roof got wrecked in '24
>>158187937Winchester house must be more popular than ever with zoomies booking tours then shitting and pissing themselves
>>158187977that's not grass, and that's not water coming out of it
>>158187995Is the roof paper?
>>158187944>this is what this offense does 50% of the timewell considering all MLB players fail to get a hit 70%+ of at bats, that is expected
>>158187942Nword hat
>>158187992>relentless warrior ethos>peace through strength >shoulders of giants Pete Fagsbreath wrote the ad himself
>>158187760Fuck them west coast niggas. In B-more we aim to hit a nigga.
Messthicc
Face me, Australia! Coward! Meet your doom—the unvarnished truth!
>>158187656>>158187670>>158187681it looks childish and minor league esque, but I guess thats the history of the Rays.
>>158187882no
tell me about the cuck bullpen bench
>>158187976Was announcing him as captain a gimmick?
>>158188021
>>158188021Look at dis dude
I love a smart baseball slurper. Now this is baseball.
>>158188021you look good, girl ;____;
>mesa jr!
HEDGES CHALLENGE THAT SHITWHAT THE FUCK
>>158187976why is he so wet?
>>158187785>>158187847improvement?
>>158188046Cause that little anime girl is about to chop his legs off and kill him
I would give Lauren Shehadi the old fast ball if you know what I mean
The Aussie really needs to face the Bane of Australia. I think he means business
>>158188026wtf
Is that 3 GIDP?
>>158188058For me it’s the backdoor slider
have the Rays hit into a double play every fucking inning? jesus christ how are you letting this fat fucker beat you
>>158188025
He's barely safe
You are watching a defensive and pitching masterclass.
Stop the fucking double plays
>>158188058>Shehadi attended Langley High School in McLean, Virginia,is her dad a glownigger?
