previous >>158167593
First for Brock Boeser.
>>158186633
binland mentioned
based kooch
>>158186681also known as big cock brock
Wings can't stop a nosebleed
Fuck Jake Allen.
pls protec my canes reffies we're too soft
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>detoilet
the espn play-by-play commentator for the devils/wings game is great he screams really loud and with guttural undertones
Talbot what the fuck are you doing
Remember when leafs fans would sing wonder woll
all the bad guys are winning
the tkachuks are bootie blastin jackies
>>158186690a lot of teams would suck a lot of dicks to have him as a tendie
fucking finally scoring a pp goal
>>158186709Well he is fucking my fantasy team in the ass tonight, so I hate him right now.
>>158186707... ....
/krak/
>>158186716Get a load of this guy having fantasies of hockey players
>>158186713They're still only like 5% on the pp. kek
sounds like they're not booing larkin anymore
>>158186707Not all. Carolina is down right now.
>/kark/
>>158186717SH?
Now that extended preseason is over, we are unstoppable
Brady hattie watch
Brady scored 2 wowPhilly is loosing they have to fire Tocchet is there no flyers here how do you feel?
>>158186726Most Canadians don’t start fantasizing about hockey until April.
>>158186573Approved
Time for my Sensies :)
Is your frenzy frozen enough, /hoc/
>>158186729they're the protagonists...
I'm here. Begin the hockey.
RELEASE THE KARKEN
Just sent an email to the NHL IT guys. They have the Flames at 0 points in the standings so I hope they get it fixed first thing tomorrow morning.
>hyping up BetardNigga a bust give it up
Behind the goal view on extended possessions is kino but faggot ass boomers have a stranglehold on this dead sport.
>>158186757>defending champs>protagsSorry anon. You're rooting for the badguys.
>>158186758You're late... hockey has begun
Who /krakhedd/ here?
>>158186749No, boo islanders
>>158186758
>>158186752:DDDDDsensies good
>let's stagger the games huehuehuehuehue4 of the 6 games are in intermission at the same time. I fuckin' told you guys gary was FUCKING us over with this shit.
>>158186767yeah I'd watch the entire game on that camera alternating between the 2 goals if I could
>>158186773Wrong. It begins now.
>>158186778>bubblin' n' boilin'KWAB
holy shit there's rav4 minutes left to play in the period??? i better go buy a rav4 right NOW!
>>158186789Enjoy your commercials.
on the name of yahvé, wtf gary has to do so you retards stop complaining and buy jerseys?
Reminder
>>158186779KRAK YEAH
>>158186793Hockey doesn't wait for you, AnonThat's so selfish
>>158186801Buy me one too. I'll pay you back
Someone help me! I can't decided which intermission I want to watch right now!
i respect eberle not giving in to peer pressure and getting his teeth fixed like everybody else
miss caufield!
>>158186779gimme dat krak
yeah trade caufield btw
>>158186801i was just gonna ride my bicycle but now i think i'm gonna head out to grab a new rev4 or whatever, thanks gary!
our little bundle of joy
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCOLE GOALFIELD
Our Jackies :'(
>>158186789Then watch the other two. The Rangers are playing right now, watch them.
>>158186814Just be happy that I am here now so you can watch hockey and be happy. I am nothing if not benevolent.
BRADY FUCKS YA
>>158186825caufield for hoob who says no
I can't see the puck bros
he's a lil goober
how did ogre kuhchuck score a hatty in less than half a game?
>mfw i score a hat trick
Should be a penalty shot
>>158186665Actual previous >>158182453
>>158186779milf ass
>>158186848Good photo of a good kid. Go Panthers, go Brady!
>>158186839would but huberdeau would probably off-himself-in-minecraft two weeks after being in the montreal media market
He is still overrated, I will die on that hill
>>158186853aw it could have been our little secret
>>158186858*gilfyou're allowed to fuck and impregnate children in seattle, so gilf is more likely.
>>158186853nobody fucking cares
While it's fun to play against Bo Horvat, it's even more exciting to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>158186853>>158186869
What is a non natural hat trick means? They was saying natural so what a non natural?
>>1581868793 in a game, natty is 3 in a row
>>158186879when another player on your team scores a goal in between your 3 goals.
>>158186853Thank you
>>158186878kek
gary is advertising another covid vax in the intermission right now
>>158186879An unnatural hat trick is when you use powerups
>>158186870seattle is based now?
>>158186893gary needs to unlock the random powerups again to spice up the games
>>158186875
>>158186890hes a massive (o b s e s s e d) habs fan btw
>>158186820No point to fixing your teeth before you finish playing
>>158186873You cared enough to comment on it
>>158186901Everyone has a soft spot for the hobbits
That Laffy Taffy scores
Laffy x2
>>158186910
I thought that dude was a 1OA bust...?
>>158186882>>158186883Ahhhh I see
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS LEAD THE WAY
oh my heckin gosh the refs are SO in the habs' pocket!!!!!!!
Bros are the Devils... spooky?
>the tags are good now>lafreniere is going to score 50 goals
>>158186914>>158186915it took 7 years but he finally unbusted
>>158186919You’re thinking of McKenna.
>>158186901hell yeah
>>158186919he's unbusting himself in his 7th season!
According to /hoc/, every player ever drafted has been a bust
>>158186901So he is the only habs fan alive to have seen their last cup win. Nice.
Mcdavid? Bust
PP merchant
The memes are dead. Thanks for nothing Jackies
>>158186949as if /hoc/ knew anything about ice hockey
Rempe broke his hand again
ref status?
oh no don't tell me he's going with the glasses again
>>158186953STOP ruining Martone, you piece of shit!
>>158186950nah i'm old enough
sack tap!
>thought it was a ded panther>just a cup check
>>158186974And with this post, i'm out. Thread is about to become unreadable again.
>>158186961I thought /hoc/ had experts on everything
Not sure why /hoc/ thinks they're tougher than tocc.
Where is tampa bay anyway? Is that the place in florida with all the gays?
>>158186966ded and zestysorry they did your guy dirty againflorida kid belongs in prison
That buck better be careful running into my Devils...
WingsBros we need all youre energy right now we can do this...one more period
>>158186981Why wasn't he suspended 5 games for that?
>>158186990I'm not very tough dezu
>>158186991nah that's fort lauderdale with all the québécois boomers and the panthers
isles home jersey is real nice to look at
>>158186997They thought it was funny enough.
rempe didn't even fight back
>>158186989With my stick wrapped with truth, and my skates sharpened with logic, I will defeat anyone in intellectual ice combat.
>>158187005And they were right
How are the Devils looking this year
>>158186989yeah experts on gay sex lol
Rempe kicked his ass holy shit
>>158187011
he should just grow out what little hair he has left
>>158187016PK is losing it with them outfits
How has Pete DeBoar been for the Islanders this year? Was it worth firing Roy?
dobson ded
too warm today, vibes are all offfeels like end of season/early playoffs hockey
Alexis Lafrenière has become one of the best goal scorers in the nhl and of course you contrarians are radio silent about it.
>>158187016What's up with rich black dudes dressing like homos? You see it in the NBA all the time.
>>158187037>9.1 millionsjlmis really fucked us in the ass with that one, heineman was a real g
>>158187041He’s no Brady Tkachuk.
>>158187041scroll up chambers
time to bring back Struble!
>>158187031Homer Jeetson looking fucker
>>158187055a-anon...
Idea: Stop giving Detoilet sports teams.
>>158187047It's just like the 70's again>watch some Soul Train reruns on YooToob for references
>>158187041Rangers have a lot of talented young Canadians.
max sasson the jewish assassin
>a scoreless draw in the village of Queens
assuming reinbacher gets called up if dobson is out
>>158187059
Everything I know about Detroit I learnt from Hardcore Pawn.
>>158187031All bald fraud head coaches should do that. Then they would be legit.
My Sensies :(
SCCCARRRRRRRRR
FUCK YOU JAKE ALLEN YOU FUCKING SIEVE!
>cue Eminem
>shorten training camp>remove mandatory physicals>tons of players get hurt the first 2 weeks of the seasonThanks gary
>>158187100hahahahha how the fuck have I never seen that gif????
>drawless most dangerous lead in Carolina
>>158187078You don't do anything but talk about queers. You can't even talk about hockey at this point.
>>158187100irl geodude
The Tkachuk brothers have 8 points combined so far tonight
So we just have to score one more time. No big deal
>>158187110gary activated the exploding knee tech
>>158187116should have went to college
>>158187128How's their pp doing?
>>158187128refpuck lmao
>>158187031>>158187087Why can't people just leave us bald guys alone. Our hair, or lack of, is none of your business and in no way dictates who we are as human beings.
>>158187052>n-no you have to participate in mindless rangers hate or that makes you chambers
>>158187110You can blame Gary for much, but what you brought up was NHLPA issues. Blame the fucking worthless union.
>fourfull draw in Hockeytown
>>n-no you have to participate in mindless rangers hate or that makes you chambers
>>158187144i'm about to join the bald realm, what should i know?
>>158187110What did apecrash league do differently this year? Seems like every normalfag in the office can do nothing but bitch about all the injuries on their nfl fantasy team
>>158187157
>>158187158Women will stop giving you any attention they hate bald men.. Just get hair implants.
>>158187164
Are the panthers fans still chanting "Refs You Suck" like they did after getting 6 powerplay chances against the Wild the other night?
My penguins ):
>>158187144Start growing your hair out then.
>>158187162The 49ers substation is growing more powerful
>>158187158It gets really, really cold up there. Especially during the winter I have to wear a toque while I’m home.
all kinds of pucks have been dropped already yet gary keeps dropping more and more of em
>>158187178Bad luck
Literally unironically only shit teams playing today
>>158187157You seem to have forgotten, that he left /hoc/. after posters like you have completely degraded proper hockey discussion here.
>>158187192Good thing they didn't start Silovs in net.
great play by engstrom. first time all night he hasn't looked like a dumbass.
this is too much hockey
>>158187176Those retards have no idea how good they have it, and they never will.
Is there actually somehow more than one Devils fan here, or is it just one autist
>a selection of various draws and leads brought to by Team Gary and Friends
play by play guy unironically said "slap cock ský"
>>158187144stop whining and get the gender-affirming care you need and deserve
>>158187214thank you for your service
Big respect to Varlamov for coming back and playing again.
maybe a cheeky win for jets here tonight
Just give us Quinn already. This should not be close
> Report: Maple Leafs doing 'due diligence' as they contemplate tradeKek, ((( chayka ))) perpetually scurries around like a sewer rat kwab
>the rags of Kitchener
the islanders have unalived 17/20 powerplays this year
MISTER ANDERSON
This habs team would 4-0 buffalo
>>158187254Hard to do that without shooting the puck
Laf was a 1st overall pick?
buffalo looks directionless with dahlin
>>158187076he should just be on the roster. send matheson down to the timbits
>>158187275I look like this
>>158187279We all do
>>158187265>shoot less and winvs>shoot less and lose
Phil Kessel has a son in the league already?
>>158187284not me i'm a short brown bald guy
>great lakes divisionjets>laffsmildswangshasbshawkssenssabres
>>158187279You must be good lookin!
my dabres :(
>>158187287We should all be so lucky -_-
>>158187287He's just a little wiener.
>>158187279Hey there cutie ;D
>>158187266yep
>most dangerous /kark/
Why are these Italians fucking my Canucks up!?
>>158187178Crosgod got us
My penguins (: My Crosby (:
Ottavainen's first goal!! With finns you win!!!
>most dangerous lead in Queens
Detroit doesn't want to hear all this white music. No wonder the crowd is so dead, they don't know their own audience
>SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRless post in Canada
>>158187286>about the sabreskek. ok faggot.
>>158187339we're doing it krakbros
>>158187359did the jets but on your mild?
Larkbitch with a 40' creampuff Allen sees it all the way. Waive this pusy.
Well, this game is gonna suck. No spurge, no foligno, no fabes, no sturm, loserpig always plays dirty in stinking pig farmer shit hole stinkypig.
>most dangerous draw in Chiraqistahn
>>158187375Don’t be a dick. Winnipeg is a beautiful city.
>>158187370I'm a blots fan, retard. Why are you so obsessed with the mild?
Kraken fans should all pull their pants down a bit so they all have plumbers krak XXDDDDD
my flyers...
BLAKED
>I'M A BLOTS F-ACK!!
kitties
>>158187395That's why I started suspenders
>>158187408now that's a action shot
>>158187388Yeah, maybe from space.
shit it wasn't blake...
im Krakken off over here bros haha, can't stop Krakken off
Garytime in Detroit
>>158187254Why did buffalo make themselves worse with trades?
>OT
/ref/s eating good tonight
First game goes to garytimeWhat if all of them do?
>>158187429Whose your pick for the OT winner?>Evan Rodrigues
Gary Time is brought to (You), and you should be grateful for Gary Time>Thank Gary, /hoc/
blue jackets bros... just throw in the towel
>shot, shot, shot, shot>shot, shot, shot, shot>pingThe Garand experience
now to switch over to bedard and friends vs didney and friends
MFW the panthers finally remembered they're the panthers.
disgusting refpuck going on in columbus tn.
>>158187463based
>>158187463I get it
>>158187473"Refs You Suck" they were chanting a few nights ago...hmmm...
>Cup check
u h oh Londonuh oh
dobson's back
>>158187473What happened, did they injure someone?
>>158187488After being given their 6th powerplay chance of the night, btw.
kek, I knew it would be Hughes
These games all actually suck.
>detroit>lol
I hate seeing Jack Hughes score on 3v3 OT.
>>158187489
The crapitals chimp out the second they start getting outplayed
Buffalo a shitonly reason they have a goal is from a double fuck up by an AHLer
Whi is Zegras so salty?
Zegras getting bitched by grubs kwab
EASYZ
*scores*
Devils won that game
>most dangerous draw
>>158187532based gambler making great choices as usual
ffs
check thatTHREE fuckups by Engstrom
>>158187546why does she have all of those cutting marks on her upper arm and flank?
>>158187546
wakey, wakey 'abbies
>for Frozen Frenzy's sake Thank Gary, /hoc/
>>158187569skin suit (it's a man)
My team didn't play today :(
>>158187574Kek
>>158187574nice touch
>h3bsot bros...
>hockey fights cancerGET HIM!!!!!
Um ladies and gentlemen my devils are victorious
ET LE BUU-ACCCCCKKKKACCCCCKKKKOH NON 'ELP ME I AM LE CHOKING ACCCCCCCCCKKKK
>>158187544Scores
1 hour until we flame on
Tabarnak de saint-ciboire
STARS STARS STARS STARS STARS
Man, good thing the pens didn't start Silovs tonight. Could have disasterous.
Thank fuck Bedard is back holy shit
Best player in the world btw
>>158187636>dullassSAARS>dullassSAARS>dullassSAARS>dullassSAARS>dullassSAARS
Habs keep up their inability to comfortably win a game
beautiful pass by bedard
>>158187591Don't Americans usually join the military when they're too stupid or poor for college?
BEDSY TO KANTSEROV
my avies :)
>>158187651Don't let binnington see this clip, he might get PTSD.
I missed Kantserov goal :/
FLYERS AHEAD IN SHOTS ON GOAL AT END OF 2ND PERIODWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!
players just have an insatiable urge to hook no matter what level they play at it seems
>>158187673oldest profession in the world
>>158187528>>158187525he's pissed he don't get to hit sarah nurses wet ass brown pussy anymore
>>158187654This is concerning
>>158187660I could get used to that!
kek refs
is the Skinner Dinner any good? How would you describe PIZZA 73 ?
>>158187689bunch of dirty no good hookers
>>158187696Sorry trev but she's a Vancouver girl now
>>158187654Heh, that's pretty good.
UH OH CATSBROS
bedard looks real smooth
LETS GO CRAPS!
Akira you are OFF THE CASE
>>158187740hebedard
>>158187755The spirit of officer bob lives on!
11 fucking pm? Can't even
Cyulle-o Goal
My Sensies injuries are finally catching up to then it would seem
>>158187759
Despite Detroit’s tough 5-4 overtime loss to New Jersey, there appears to be an important off-ice victory for the Red Wings.Word is team and Alex DeBrincat closing in on approximately 7 x $13M extensionThey needed some good news and are about to get it.>paying destinkat 13 million a year is good news
YESYESYESSCAAAAAAAAAAARRAAAAAAANGEEEEEEERS
>>158187774Too bad its a 11pm ET start for a game in San Jose instead of a 11pm ET start for a game in Boston.
He's pretty Cuylle
>>158187774Big respect to all the Bruins fans staying up.
>>158187774the league did you dirty bawstahn bro
Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOL UP IN HERE UP IN HERE
is he related to renee?
Need the Gus Bus to heal up quickly. Ffs pickard isn't very good.
>>158187774that game is tomorrow
>>158187591>be me>join military at 20 cause travel and why pay for college>get pretty cool job>port hop around the Mediterranean>return home>do availability period>go to the Sand Box for a few months>contract ends>all of my EMS and fire schooling paid for by the VA>get a tax free check every month i'm in school to cover my bills>in a solid career with solid pay and benefitslife is ez if you aren't a retard
I really hate this “everyone’s an expert” commercial Sportsnet keeps showing because I’m actually a /hoc/ expert.
>>158187799>like youWatashi?
>>158187829dropping pucks at midnight? gary has gone mad with power
>>158187829maybe in retard land
>Carolina has used sabotage
*scores again*
To the MAX
MAX SASSON THE JEWISH ASSASSIN!
>>158187830why didn't trb do this? now he lives in a shack on welfare
>>158187789$13M for an old manlet that has only made the covid bubble playoffs
My Sensies :) Stützle is just too good
my kitties finally won
Any of you anons sticking around for the Brooons/Shorks game?
>>158187875>if you aren't a retard
>>158187928
>>158187933>5amnah
>>158187928Looks chilly at Amerant Arena.
PANTHERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158187933not a chance
>>158187830literally me except southeast asia instead of the med. also I was a nuke so I immediately got a 6 figure job without needing a degree. I need to go back to thailand dude.
>>158187951Just call out of work lol. I did that during the gold medal game and just got drunk at 8am instead.
my avies! :)lehkonen!
>>158186743
>>158187965>he wasn't on a paid vacation for the olympics
>>158187965>working on a sunday
everyone should join the US Navy right now
>>158187982Actually, it was sunday, so I was off work kek. i forgot.
gg catsbros
Sad to see the half empty stadium in Florida... Gary... your sunbelt>>158187830>>158187963>sign up, goy!Glowie
>>158187965anon, you might be alcoholic
>ottenb1tch
craps will get a pp and score
>>158187963i was too dumb to be a nuke, also 2 years of A-School wasn't appealing anyways, at least y'all were push button when you graduated. my buddy got back from a japan/thailand trip and he's sold me on a trip.
26 minutes on ice for powerrisppekk sabres-bros
Ullmark is elite but Ersson is straight up unplayable. My Sensies are fucked once the YEARLY Ullmark injury hits
>>158188004Might be? Nah. I made peace with that fact years ago.
finnish goaltending is good?
>>158188031Hell yeah cheers
gary point babbys at it again
fuck that, our habs are OT merchants trash
>>158188016do it. thai cities are basically giant amusement parks for white men.
>using /hoc/ to try and get meat for your grinder I knew this entire site was pozzed now but jesas
thank you for the garypoint, gary
>>158187998i would nuke israel and their fake jew population if given the opportunity
>>158187956against the worst team in the league. congratulations.
wouldn't be OT if this asshole Engstrom stayed in Laval
>>158188052royal army of canada hereyou should join, i bang 20 pakistanis twinks every week just by doing the mandatory shower
>>158188063should be deported back to sweden
Gary points are gay points.
>>158188062Please don’t talk about our Blue Jackets like that
>>158188063woah cool it with the laval hate, he's from sweden
a lot of skating around
>>158188070>pakistani I thought the army was full of sikhs with their turbans and beards
>>158188063He's my new favorite player.
>>158188031being sober aint so bad at all.>t. 4years
>>158188051that and the currency conversion makes you like like a king, my buddy got me these and some other stuff all for around like 40 USD
I though Dvorak was a keyboard layout
trade slaf
>>1581880972>3>1>>1581879282>3>1
>>158188093yeah but i'm a top, i don't deal with bears
shoot the puck
what the fuck is slaf doing
SVECHSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>158188096I'll drink to that if you will.
>>158188096stay stronk fren
>only took 10 minutes of PP action to finally score
>>158187933no :(
>>158188111buddy on tv said he fanned on a pass
>>158186681My boy did it!
>>158188111not much tbqvh
My nucksies are fucking terrible they have like 10 NHL skaters
slafkovsky is lost without demidov on the other side
>iafalloWho does he follow?
>>158188078just straight facts.
what a braindead fucking asshole
>pedos
>>158188096>trb got sober after 04/17/22KWAB
evans KEK
>not scoring on Adin Hill in a penalty shotlollmao
>>158188144and his fans think he can actually drive his own line
I take back what I said about pickard. He's doing just fine.
hey Evans I remember that trick from the Sabres series
>>158187532>100 to win 35you're addicted. get some help.
Shoutout to the Islanders for playing deep cut Iron Maiden songs in the arena.
do power wingers ever drive a line
>all these games
>>158188151>because they have 0 cups they're the worst teamCalgary, Philadelphia, and my nucksies are way worse.
ah fuck lol
my avies are so much fun :)
like if you're big enough to be "power forward" winger that normally just means you're too stupid to be center
>>158187586Very deepset eyes. I can see why it cuts off at the hips.
>>158188193>snooze frenzy
no suzuki or slaf pls
>>158188204>are so much fun to make fun offinished that for you
>>158188204A Colorado avalanche asian fan is just a lower quality Vancouver canucks asian fan.
get a clue, tsn
>>158188199Told ya
Kraken don't you dare give philly a win
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158188229Which makes the wild the biggest chokers...
SCORE CAUFIELD
my avies :(
>>158188255>brings up the wild out of nowherewhy is the canadian so obsessed with the wild?
tax but
bolduc with a SEXY buuut
VIVE LA FRANCE
>>158187672Did you see that one?
TEXIER SCORES2 IN 2
JANKED!
SEGUIN SCARS!
KANER TO KANTSEROV
>craps can't even get an icingSo much for trying to give OV a good retirement season
>>158188263You're not anonymous bud
>>158188263Just Samir seething kwab
Kind of Montreal to give the sabers a Gary point
BOLDUC BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ZACH BOLDUC BUUUUUUUUT2 SHOOTOUT WINS IN A ROW
>>158188196theyve only won 2 playoff series. thats the really damning part
>>158188290Your stench isn't anonymous
>>158188304>>158188304>>158188304NEW
>>158188278No fuck i was watching shootout, so i missed second Kantserov goal :/Will check on X
TIK TOK KRAKKENPHILLY HUNGRY
>i'm so obsessed I think everyone is "muh le mildcuckjej
new>>158167593>>158167593>>158167593
I'M SURGING
>>158188303Yeah they're the worst if you want to rank like that but they're not the worst this season
>>158188255I think the canucks are bigger chokersWere the wild ever set to win anything and then choke it away? No they are mediocre
This penguins goalie is fucking shit
