norfie time 2027
2027 gf gf
>>158187086it's trade deadline day and you made a thread with a stupid fucken picture like that
>>158187285who gives a fuck about trades
>>158187285shove it up your arse cunt
>>158187298you're a deadset fuckwit mate
who gives a fuck about tradies
real fuckhead general
why is the deadline so early. its half a year until footy
uh banesperg melty
strap yourselves in
I’ll fucking kill myself
does anyone want to be my friend? :(
>>158187899do i have to do anything?
>>158187917handies and maybe the occasional blowie :)
-_-
/afl/ owes me fellatio
shit chat
where we dropping boys?
>>158188074rusty reels
nervous for what clarkey has in store for us today, iggsbros
>>158188169Pick 3 for viney and rivers, it's only fair as we did promise them.
>>158187262>Lost Zak Butters due to diligent cap management>Got Jordan Ridley fleeing Essendon because he wanted a natural remedy for his soft tissue injuries - the sun and fresh sea air>Geelong were +8 free kicks for the season. The league average was +/- 22.>Fan base is a bunch of old women in nursing homesWhole lot projection in that image.
DING DING DING
Perry and his corrupt retirement home club
>>158188370sure thing champdid you sign a concussion waiver too or were you already retarded
next sadsack, or abo, or sadsack abo (which is most of them tbqh) I come into contact with, I'm finna whip out this lil gem, and tell them to go take a seat and I'll be right with them.. but I wont be.beause I fucking hate noncey woe is me abos.
>>158188556>Supporting Geelong makes you successful at lifeIsn't that just common sense? You get a feel good boost on the weekend as your team wins and that carries through the rest of the week as you're happier, walk taller and more charismatic which leads people to gravitate towards you. Rinse repeat.
>>158188611maybe tell tyson that.
if you can find him.
no-one gravitates towards cheatlong scats fans except for other ferals who support that horrible cheat team
>>158188628Stengle?>Got plucked out of the SANFL to revive his career>Win a premiership>Get a $750,000/year contractThat set him up for life [spoiler]behind bars?[/spoiler]
>>158188611You havent ever been to Geelong have you? Because by your logic, Disney Corporation would try the "happiest place on earth" scam on the council, like in the simpsons. the place is far from happy, charismatic, whatever other laughable bollocks you're babblling.
HEROES SEEM SO FROM AFARBUT IF YOU MEET THEM YOU'LL THINK TWICEGENIUS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF USMOST OF US ARE NICE
might have to see if I can get a bulk discount on those stools.
>>158188730got a really cheap stool here for you mate*pulls down pants, be's doing a big stinky poo into my hand*here you go pal
>>158188695It's all comparative.In a one team town everyone gets the same boost so in effect no one does.Whereas if you're in Melbourne and work with an Essendon supporter whose team got belted for the 10th week in a row you'll look positively beaming.
easy to have a winning attitude when your club rorts the f/s system and pays pick 43 for the player many consider the greatest of all time, and then supercharge him with dank's finest roids.
Tigers positively fleece poort badelaide
welcome to the NEC hanger, cody walker!
>Tigers get: Pick 5>Port gets: Pick 22, Richmond's 2027 #1, 2027 #2, 2027 #4.Tigers better hope they don't finish last next year.
>>158188850Compromised draft anyway
>>158188804Talking about Hawkins? Wouldn't have him as the GOAT.If you mean Ablett Jnr, he was considered a mid 20-30 pick so getting him for 43 isn't a big deal.
>>158188862Could still end up being pick #2. The only cope that Richmond could use then is that 'Tasmania prelisted a bunch of guys so acktually it's pick #10'.
>>158188876>so many f/s rorts he doesn't know which one i meantnow that's what i call cheatlong
>>158188839jason cripps, another list terrorist on the tier of clarke and dodorothis is why poot, iggs, and dosn are the big 3 of /alf/ because we're all fucking retarded
>>158188839this is going to backfire on richmond they are so desperate to be relevant again
>>158188925Hawkins was the only father-son that was highly rated as a youth that Geelong has picked up.Can't imagine why opposition fans would rave about a guy rated pick 30 being picked up for 43.Even today a father-son at pick 30 could be matched with 43.
>>158188976Don't see how this is a bad deal for Richmond at all. Get a top 5 player. No brainer
>>158188981no-one cares perry you worthless feral scatsnigger, get a job
>>158188839Their round one pick next year will he 1 or 2 won’t it? How is this a good deal for Richmond
>>158189008The idea is Richmond will be shit next year, so it's likely to end up being pick #2 or #4.Tasmania will be pre-listing ~7 kids prior to the draft which is the only thing that saves it on paper.
gonna be so funny when tassie doesn't come in, the stadium isn't gonna be finished for years
>>158189052it's happening. after 2029, the tas govt will just have to pay a fine to the devils for each year the stadium isn't finished
>>158189029Tasmania has picks 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13They will also pre-select ~8 players that will not be available for the draft.So assuming Tasmania nails all their preselections...Finish last: Pick #2 (actually #10)Second last: Pick #4 (actually #12)And so on.
>>158189109those are crazy concessions
>>158189155except he didnt tell the full story most of their picks have to be traded
We should just give tasmania to new zealand as a gesture of good will
>>158189168the crazy part is them being allowed to scrape off the 7 current best from that pool already
Gonna be so many homesick players at tassie, they don't have enough homegrown talent to sustain a team.
>>158189155>>1581891685, 7, 11 and 13 must be traded.They also get 5 and 9 in 2028, with 5 needing to be traded.Honestly, their biggest concession is being able to automatically sign a single uncontracted player (total) from each club during any of the 2027 or 2028 trade periods.The club the player is leaving CANNOT match, so effectively every player whose contract expires during 2027 or 2028 is an unrestricted free agent.Tasmania also has a $5,000,000 sign up bonus so can offer out the big money.Best hope your star player is signed up until 2029 or that Tasmania grab a spud from your club with their free pick.
>>158189268When is Nicky D out of contract?
port making off like banditstigers chasing membership stats
>>158189268hello dogspergwhy are you arguing about tasmania all of a sudden?
>>158189052>>158189080A mate of mine just move to Tasmania for work recently (got a huge pay increase for smilar position he was already working in) and he says most of the locals are irate about the stadium and don't want it because it's a waste of money and they all reckon their stadiums are fine as is Clearly they arent the brightest down there. Why wouldn't you want a nice new stadium and a footy team? Money is fake what does it matter if it costs 5 million or 5 billion to build.
>>158189353it's decent longterm but this is a good draft and it would be a waste for my pooties to only pick up one player from it in dougie. went from pick 4 and 5 to 6 and 10 for a bunch of future promises
>>158189383>Why wouldn't you want a nice new stadium and a footy team? Money is fake what does it matter if it costs 5 million or 5 billion to build.The stadium costs like half their yearly government budget.The AFL deliberately made Tasmania build an expensive one because they wanted a reason to reject their bid for a team.
>>158189391>Port bottoming out>didn't draft anyone at all in 2025>lose butters>going to only draft 1 player in 2026Ports plan?
>>158188785I see the reasoning here.>>158189028is it his mental illness that prevents him from getting a job, or yours for imagining "perry" exists at all, and who's demise and destruction is your life's calling this month?
>>158189359utterly based
>>158189445will have a very good draft hand in 2027 but it will be a severely compromised draft, should still get salomek and pilot though unless tasmania target them for whatever reason.still not a fan of how my pooties have handled this trade period tbqhwyf, should have forced the little mercenary rat to go to the tiggs for maximum return rather than go to the fullflogs
>>158189155meant concussions? nah they were'nt Sarah, nice tits btw. just a bump on the head m8 hahaha, fuck how good is this place? love the purple shit everywhere and it all tastes like salty....salty COINS! wow, so weird. Bizz-bane ya call it?
trade deadline looms
>>158189521we knocked 40 mins ago.
>>158189470hello saar your bloody basterd benchod english not good is
>>158189504>should still get salomek and pilot though unless tasmania target them for whatever reason.Not like Tasmania's list boss Andrew Mackie would have a reason to do that.
>>158189045>Tasmania will be pre-listing ~7 kids prior to the draftI’d say less than a handful of the players that have opted to skip the national draft to be pre-listed on an expansion team’s list have turned out to be any good. Pick 2 was still Josh Kelly in GWS’s 1st draft year. It’s a lot to give up.
>>158189383>most of the localsCan’t believe your mate has spoken to the majority of Tasmania. My dad works at Nintendo and he reckons they’ve said the opposite.
>>158189426>The stadium costs like half their yearly government budget10%.
>>158189602When is new 3D mario game?
>>158189576Gold Coast: Charlie DixonGWS: Jeremy Cameron, Adam Treloar, Dylan Shiel4/24.So Tasmania will likely get ~2 good ones. But then again a lot of highly rated youth draft picks end up being busts.
>>158189640>Started as $600M>Now $1.2BWill blow out even further.
Shitmania will never finish above 14th
>>158189720what do you get out of arguing about the most boring shit in the world like the cost of a fucking stadium in a state you don't live in, dogsperg?
Free money
>the ev*restsoulless nsw racing plastic garbage
sup dudersfinished early but still get to invoice 8 hours life is good how youse cunts doing?
>>158189942Are the teams actually required to show up? Geelong were done by this time last week, kek
>>158189942kek
i'm waiting for a mate
>2027>Port's draft hand:>Their #1 (6?)>Richmond's #1 (4?)>Melbourne's #1 (16?)4, 6 and 16 for Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera.Who says no?
>>158189942is that brisbane one real?
>>158189979port have fs's next year they need to match
>>158189980How do you think they get all those father/sons?
>>158189979nas will come for free to escape shit kilda after a 13th placed finishpootchads 2028 is our year
>>158190005Walking him to the draft?
>>158189980should've been sydney
the whips are cracking
>>158190021t. Nick Blakey with his increased pay cheque.
shane gillis has never been funnyamerican humour sucks cock
>Cats are looking to trade Miers for inside pick 20>Used pick 14 for Marshall>Effectively Gryan Miers -> Rowan Marshall direct swap with a pick downgradeCan anyone help me out here?
>>158190045suffer in hell perry you faggot glorychasing cheatlong feral
>>158190059>glorychasingWhat do you mean by this?
>plain english word commonly used>"sarr what do you means?"jeetlong scats am i right lads?
Indian derangement syndrome
>Glorychasing is a slang term used to describe the act of pursuing fame, status, clout, validation, or superficial success, often at the expense of authenticity, personal values, or organic community building.>Sports & Fandom: It is used to mock bandwagon fans (or "plastics") who only support a team, driver, or athlete when they are winning, abandoning them during tough times.Is it so hard to believe someone has supported Geelong through the tough times of 2015 and 2023?
>>158189109Dont forget tassie have to trade half of them out (i think every second one iirc). Itll be easy to get a good deal for those picks because they have no choice
this broke perry harder than the butters snub
>>158189504Pilot and Salopek have already told tassie theyre not interested. May get Tevita Rodan as well if he chooses port over essendon. Hes supposed to be a first rounder as well. The real question is what will they have left over to trade for Nas?
>Butters asks Nick Foot "How much are they paying you?">Denies it ever happened>Butters texts Chris Scott "I'm choosing Geelong">Denies it ever happenedNoticing a pattern here. Probably fitting he's a dog.
>>158190155NAS is crows bound.
it's more than a sportcmonport adelaide aggression
>>158190155Berman plus 2028 picks for Nas
>>158190156>dank worked for geelong>denies it ever happened>cheats the f/s system for great players>denies it ever happened>salary cap breach allegations are investigated by the afl>denies it ever happened>the guy investigating used to be CEO at geelong>denies it ever happened>sign an illegal waiver to weasel out of being sued for playing a player at the risk of cte>denies it ever happened>literally had the most free kicks earlier in the season>denies it ever happenedbutters may be a dog but at least he isn't a fucking pussy like the cheatlong shats
Perry gone off the deep end kek
>>158190220GOTTEM FIRST BALL RIGHT THROUGH THE GATE
gaahow long left till my dosn win the trade period again
it sho is seethy in hurr
>>158190220>dank worked for geelongNever happened. After a single meeting with him Geelong reported him to the AFL as a dodgy individual.>cheats the f/s system for great playersPretty sure all players were legitimately of the blood and their father played enough games?>salary cap breach allegations are investigated by the aflThe AFL audits multiple clubs at the end of the year at random. It was Geelong and Port Adelaide's (?) turn recently.>the guy investigating used to be CEO at geelongNever happened. All audits are conducted by third parties.>sign an illegal waiver to weasel out of being sued for playing a player at the risk of cteNever happened.>literally had the most free kicks earlier in the seasonFACT. Geelong were leading the free kick count after opening round.Geelong: 29Carlton: 23Hawthorn: 21Sydney: 19Bulldogs: 17Gold Coast: 17Brisbane: 16Giants: 13
Why didn’t Gryan just get his acl repaired like a normal person instead of fucking up his whole career
yeah sure does stink of shat seethe
>>158190283Your crude mockup makes it look like he's wearing a garbage bag.
>NRL set to fast-track Wildcard Weekend after AFL’s finals success
This nigga is really having a hard time accepting that his son fucked up. Completely mindbroken
>>158190286Got it messing around with mates and it was only a partial tear. Likely didn't feel like such a little thing warranted a reconstruction and sitting out for a year.To be fair after that 6-8 week period he seemed to be moving fine and apparently you can strengthen the surrounding muscles to take the load off it.But yeah, now it's a big ??? hanging over him.
>>158190314He's right though.Nothing will happen to the Sydney 5 who were widely reported as being off their chops.
Who will break first?
>>158190339Jordan Ridley
>>158190346He will miss at most 3 games next year.
>>158190314clarry was on drugs the entire time at melbourne
>>158190365Wasn't Goodwin, their coach, one of the bad apples as well?
>>158190298*saves your meme*
could literally just make trade period last 1 days and all the same deals would get done
>>158190314>>158190365>>158190372Stop talking about this. Someone said a heckin racism while driving down the street where Eddie Betts lives and his children just so happened to be playing behind a high obscuring fence at the time
>>158190397Not really. There's too many things dependent on others and clubs need time to think through subsequent changes.
>>158188839FLEECED
even with the tassie considerations it’s still a fleecing
>>158189383>they all reckon their stadiums are fine as isthey'd be wrong. bellerive is a suburban dump in the most inaccessible part of hobart and half of york park is "temporary" scaffold stands that have been up since the 2003 rugby world cup
where are all the richmond father sons? dud club
>>158190466richo is gay unforunately
You can't hurry loveNo, you just have to waitShe said love don't come easyIt's a game of give and take
>>158188839>>158190414One thing I missed initially.Assuming Tigers finish last next year they'll have pick #2. There will be a bid next year on father/son players, so they're also giving up a bonus pick at the end of the first round.Get: Pick 5 (1795 points)Give/lose: Pick 22, 2027: 2, 26, 27, 65 (4332 points. (686 + 2488 + 593 + 565 + 0))If you take the view that all 2027 picks are pushed back 7, it still ends up being 2788 points.Yikes.
PERRY UHINCEL CUHPEDO YUH
Do any of you guys regularly read books as a general habit?
>>158190504Yeah, probably average a book every 2 months
alcohol is my medicine i drink my medicine to make me feel better
>>158190480dickhead
>>158190504No, i like watching footy and cricket more than reading books
>>158190504yes mate
>>158190480Port got fleeced mate
>>158190504no i watch tick toks and schroll instagram and snapchat
>>158190544did not
>>158190544disagree entirely
the bombers are BACK baby 2027 is the year of the don
Are you blokes going to watch the AFLW this weekend?
>pick up 3 bnf winning players>lose no good players>improve every line>ruckman>dominated trade period>dominanting 2027 guaranteed>seethers seethingdamn it feels good to be a gangster
>>158190597haha nah
>>158190597not me i’m not
>>158190597nah i'm watching the womens rugby league world cup games
I’ll kill myself
>>158187086That's a long cat.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeZz86ZJXSg/
I’LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
I’m just so sad all the time
I’ve wasted my life. I gambled everything away, i lost everything
imagine being a faggot fuccking tradie lmao stupid cunts hurrr durrrp me bang wood me plug wire me connect pipe hahahah
>>158190623>>158190628>>158190635it is always darkest before the dorn
>>158190651*meant dosn
it's always dark at tullamarine
am i going crazy or would pick 17 not be a pretty good deal for gryan miers?
any good trades happening on deadline day
>>158190660i hope this does not happen
>>158190660question marks over his injuries so no one knows for sure
>>158190660>bring in a 28yo who largely benefits a good teamplus dosn actually draft decent players now not spuds (i think)weird deal
>>15819066017 is a fine deal for gryers with two acls. unfortunately he only has 1,5
bedtime
>>158190660Doesn't he have a partially torn ACL that he's opted to nurse and manage instead of getting the reconstruction? Surely that goes snap at some point in 2027 if he's playing and then he misses a full 12 months. I wouldn't go near him for anything more than a 3rd round pick. If you're a contending team he might be the difference however Cats are that and yet they're trying to push him out the door. Buyer beware.
>>158190680night sarge
>>158190680You're going to miss all the blockbuster trades
longmire in an essendon polo. are we truly fucking back?
We're here live at the 2026 Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period awaiting blockbuster trades for names like Nick Murray. Gryan Miers. Keidean Coleman. Josh Goater. All the stars are here.
>>158190696Don't forget Jack Viney.
putting some feelers out
bet zach merrett is sad it's not all about him this year
>brisbane asking for a heap of picks for 2 vfl players AGAINlmao
>>158190723I get what they're doing with Coleman, makes sense to just keep him if they don't get offered overs but might as well take what you can get for McLachlan. Even if they'd prefer to keep him he's out of contract so will just get to the Demons via the PSD.
Callum Twomey is a pin-nicked little homo faggot.
>>158190601The entire Geelong trade period depends on how Ridley goes. If he breaks down they're laughing stocks, if he comes good (and Essendon are paying his salary) calls about FARMS start up.>GreeneWas always coming.>MarshallOverpaid and can't really jump. Won't be a big help for the centre bounce issues. Potential risk of alienating Edwards who is likely a future long term ruck.>RidleyCould be an absolute bargain or could be shit.What was looking like Greene + Butters + Marshall (maybe?) turning into Greene + Ridley + Marshall is a bit of a bitter pill to swallow, but could be a stroke of luck 5+ years down the line if Butters becomes crippled and still has years on his contract.
>>158190743That post was literally right. They were forced to trade him for less one year later. They gained absolutely nothing out of doing that.
>>158190747
>>158190743merrettsperg hates this one
>>158190747>>158190750shouldn't have traded him this year and kept him so you don't strengthen hawfs team.
>>158190755from memory he's out of contract next year so value would drop
My dosn finna be unstoppable in 2036
>>158190746I'd love to see Geelong fail but I don't see any way the Marshall trade isn't a big win for them even if they overpaid slightly. Massive upgrade on anything they have now and should get 4-5 years from him.
>>158190660It all depends on if his knee holds up.Nate Caddy liked a post about Miers coming to the Bombers so there's pressure on the club to get it done.>>158190685>If you're a contending team he might be the difference however Cats are that and yet they're trying to push him out the door. Buyer beware.Word is the Cats wanted him to have the surgery and he refused. Likely let to a lot of pissy feelings from the club.He did manage the back half of the season fine so who really knows.
>wharfie time
>>158190597of course mate
>>158190763>wharfie time
>>158190696Rip based norm
>>158190760>Massive upgrade on anything they have now and should get 4-5 years from him.The rules around centre bounce rucking hurt him pretty badly. He's 201cm which for a modern ruck is rather small and combined with the limited jumping he's not going to win much there. Around the ground stuff he's an upgrade.The 4-5 years is also potentially a worry.Mitch Edwards tasted too much game time this year so it will take a gentle soul to be comfortable sitting as the secondary ruck/in the twos waiting if you feel you're ready to go. Best case scenario for that is the Fremantle semi-final was a reality check that didn't completely destroy his confidence.
Will Bombers get Coleman?
>>158190782Wasn't this the same chick asking for wharfie time 3 minutes earlier?
>>158190787Doesn't look like it.
>>158190750you mean dogspergbloke loves arguing so much yet is rarely ever correct, like when he was arguing about how neale's suspension wasn't going to get overturned (everyone knew it would because the afl is weak as piss).
>>158190788the very same
dogsperg is the main character now
>>158190792Dons holding onto Merrett literally cost Hawthorn a flag. That's worth any reduction in draft picks they suffered.
>>158190786bit in this
>>158190796Tends to happen when you pioneer a five club MEGATRADE and land the prized recruit of the decade for a 53->54 pick downgrade.
>>158190801I stole it from s4sdon't look too deep into it
>>158190798no it didnt fuckhead
>>158190787yes mate>John Douglas Coleman (23 November 1928 – 5 April 1973) was an Australian rules footballer who played for and coached the Essendon Football Club in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
>>158190803>prized recruit of the decadebutters is so overrated its crazyport nearly beat fucking fremantle without him along with half of the rest of their best 22.
>>158190808the fuck you doing on that board loltruly bottom of the barrel dopamine hits there
>>158190819>Dead at 44>Remembered half a century later as some sort of mythical figureWhat did you do by the time you were 44?
>>158190821what a retarded argument
>(countable) A story, a tale, especially one that is incredible.>(intransitive) To tell a story or stories, especially one that is lengthy or unlikely to be true.crazy how they keep phrasing it "spinning a yarn" unna
>>158190826sex mostly
>prized recruit of the decadeyeah righto dogsperg
got that sperg in him
>>158190821>>158190836Name a bigger name traded from 2021 -> 2026.
crazy how I can shart my undies, then throw em in the wash and its like it never happened
>>158190843That’s only 5 years fuckhead, not a decade
>>158190843ur mums cunt
>>158190844t. oddler
>>158190845THE decade not A or THE LAST decade you illiterate spastic
>>158190845We're talking about the 2020s decade. Maybe someone later down the line will bump him off the top spot but it's unlikely. For what it's worth, NWM is an overrated shitter so don't think he'll count. Maybe Harley Reid if he goes back to Victoria and fulfils his potential.
Got a massive Essendon list management brewing I need to dump.
>>158190849The decade is fucking 2016-2026 cunt, you can’t fucking talk about years that don’t exist. I thought school holidays were over, apparently not
fuck been seething for like 4 hrs because my vape ran out
>>158190846You will regret this
>>158190857>The decade is 11 yearsAnon...
>>158190849no one says trade of the millennium because the millennium is still going
>2016 rigged flag>2026 """fairytale"""" home town hero returns dogspeegs clubs greatest shred of relevancy in a decade maybe
>>158190857Even during that period the only possible name would be Jeremy Cameron and Butters' contract is like quadruple the size.Dangerfield was before thenTom Lynch can't compare.Can't think of any other big ones.
i live for this shit
geelong shopping around miers while he is overseas and can't do medicals isn't scummy at all
>ya dogzburrgg xD xDGive it a rest mate.
>>158190888yeah they got a quote from the iggs but decided they might be able to get something better from other suitors
trip on fatguts
Looking back on Reality Check really was a FILTHY casual. Probably a phone poster too.
>backhe's still alive and well and posting
its ill to speak of the dead
he's not dead stuck in some loony bin in queensland
more like a faggyy bin kekekkk
how many brownlows/norms is 'prized recruit of the decade' worth?
where's matt rowell going? collingwood?
>>158190915bodied him
https://www.lovehoney.com.au/sex-toys/premium-sex-toys/p/aneros-vice-2-silicone-rechargeable-remote-control-prostate-massager/74479.htmlfinna cop
no crack heads
someone trade me something
>>158190931at least we're not speaking german
>>158190888Miers did a medical with an independent third party.Pickering* said it was Eagle's IP (ie. Eagles paid for it) but that it could maybe be shared with other clubs.I believe Pickering is the co-owner of the management company Miers is worth and not his actual direct manager, but not 100%.
Maybe his name was meant to Bryan Miers but they hit G accidentally on the keyboard as G and B are adjacent.
>>158190931Post pictures instead of asking people to follow dodgy links.Also, need to get the right size to hit the spot. No point buying a small toy if you need a longer one.
>>158190946Easy mistake to make.
Cat staus?
>>158190950Maybe good, maybe shit.
Dee's are negotiating in bad faith but that's too be expected.
>>158190956we need to walk away
>>158190944Geelong are fucking scum
>>158190958We are.
Anyone got fleeced yet?
Miers deal apparently dead since tight arsed Essendon don't want to part with 17.
>>158190782this is performativeshe probably only started watching footy 3 months ago and finds it funnyold nanza in the back you can see is feeling the pain
>>158190947wonder if anyone on the jury asked why someone would pray in the middle of the road at night or why we are importing so many of them when they clearly don't share our culture
Miers isn't worth 17 and you know it.
i would stop if i injured an animal at night but i wouldnt stop for an *rab
>>158190782>>158190970Credit to her she is actually watching the game.Half the Freo """"fans"""" in that picture are on their phone checking the multi.
Poor Nate Caddy had got his hopes up of having non-sky balls delivered to him for next year only to have it all torn away by some suit at Essendon.
get fucked cunt miers is not worth pick 17 in current year rat fuck
>>158190974it's spelt a crab idiot
>>158190975>Half the Freo """"fans"""" in that picture are on their phone checking the multi.I think they're checking to see how much time is left, mate. Don't show you a live clock at the ground.
>>158190823I like doing a routine checkup on boards
>>158190990Don't need to interact that closely to see the timer. They're degenerate gamblers.
>>158190983>in current yearIs he worth 17 in any year? Maybe next year when it ends up being in the late 20s after compo picks.
OH SHIII!!!!
Which one of you programmed this robot?
>>158190995I don't know how closely they're interacting. Morris snaps that goal and they show Longmuir's heart breaking then cut to this lass in shock. Think those blokes just whipped out their phones to confirm whether it's over or not. When they saw 8 seconds they'd know it is.
>>158190996nopeconsidering cats paid pick 17 for bailey smith id say mackie has lost the fucking plot
>>158191004Hopefully they release the sexually aggressive fembot soon.
>>158191004>jewish programmer insists it was his robot that molested that child and not him and some hacker must have hacked into his robot and overwritten his own molestation program
hsgf nike pros
>>158190983it is a bit low
>>158190947pakistani not aboriginal?
>>158191015now nike makes collingwood and sydney's aflw garb their players shorts should be nike pros
>>158190947How do they know that she was praying? And if so, what was the intent behind the prayer? Looking at the video and context, it was obviously a suicide attempt
>>158191007When he was traded Bailey Smith was a drug addled nutcase with a busted up knee who played on the wing.Through the strong leadership of Patrick Dangerfield he has sorted out his off field life and is now a model citizen and Chris Scott astutely noted that he might be worth trying in the midfield.The Bailey Smith we see today is a product of Geelong's development of him as both a person and a player. He was NOT anywhere close to that when he was traded.tl;dr His speech at the best and fairest award is actually a really good watch.
>>158191029shut up
>>158191011>I swear it was set to target boys!
>>158191029He had a good PR firm to write it for him, absolutely.
essendon look dumb offering players big money but then refusing to offer anything but shit draft picks for said player
Just took a big Richmond list management, lads
>>158191038They did the same shit with Dunkley. Sets a bad precedent when you constantly get players to commit to coming to the club then don't get the job done.
trade period should be>held over one-two hours>inside a large hall with tables, lounges and diner-style booths set up for dealmaking>broadcast live big brother style with hidden mics and cams picking up everything>only open to list managers who are stripped of all communication with the outside world before entering the hall>all list managers provided with their draft picks and players represented in the form of oversized, novelty playing cards, with trades conducted by exchanging cards and a handshakei WILL be taking this idea to afl house
Corrr just saw a chick leaving an office building with the best fucking rack damn
lmao at QLD Hospitality's AI slop suggesting that you won't have anyone to make your coffee or wipe your boomer parent's arse if the immigrants go home.Also coincidentally all the immigrant workers in the slop were white.
butters really fleeced the dogs kek
Cal Twomey must be going off his head right now
>>158191067peaking
>>158191067lol at Kane-O telling him that his precious Bombers should just give up pick 17 and get it done.
>>158191059i thought we were importing skilled doctors and engineers to minimum wage coffee button pushers
>>158191067when adelaide do it its astute tradingwhen brisbane do it its toys out of the cot seethe
who on earth is nick murray?
>>158190843zerrett to hawthornspent two years discussing this trade
>red and black team must do what i think because bad
>>158191082callum's brother
>>158191077The narrative changes when convenient. Also don't forget without importing millions of foreigners to build houses we won't have anywhere to house the foreigners.
>all teams must do what I think is good for my red and black team
my team is too nice at the trade table
basically trade week is just a staring contest for a week
>>158191085essendon pwned hawthorn last year and now they are showing brisbane and geelong whos boss!go bombers!!!!!!!
>>158191096whom will blink first?
Crows and Port deal for Luke Pedlar has broken down. Essendon have put forward and offer for him.
>>158191103>Essendon list manager's reaction to a book entitled "how to build a premiership list"
dosn and poot ruling the trade period how does it feel dosnmonke
was there a team with more heart than the swans this year? i dont think so
>>158191097kwabb (kek what a bombers bitch)
>>158191110yeah, there was adelaide, brisbane, carlton, collingwood, essendon, fremantle, gold coast, giants, hawthorn, melbourne, north, port, richmond, st. kilda, west coast, and footscray
>>158191107feels good man
>>158191084Zach Merrett in 13 years:3x All AustralianZak Butters in 7 years:3x All Australian1x Coaches' Player of the YearButters' award list mogs Merrett's in half the time.
>>158191116>light tonguing then stick him inwow he's just like me
>>158191120anzac day medal > prized recruit of the decade medal > norm smith medal
>>158191120forgot b&f's dogspergbutters is worthless and you overpaid for a spud while your backline is more gaping than darcy moore's arsehole, have fun finishing 9th again you fat useless sperg kek
>>158191116Feeling much more evolved all of a sudden.
>>158191115none of which faced the same adversity as swasn and still did well as well as the they did
Neither Zach's will be premiership players but dosn will hold the cup again in that time.
>>158191123>forgot b&fThose are club based awards that mean nothing.Is the Best and Fairest award won at 2026 Essendon the same as 2026 Brisbane?
>>158191125the adversity of a piss weak fixture and never beating a top 6 team since round 1, yeah really adversity to do as well as they did. call them the schedule swans
>>158191129no problem, idiot
>>158191128
>>158191125Carlton, Richmond and Essendon all faced more adversity than the Swans.Swans had a golden run and then some players got busted near the end.
>>158191128utterly crisp
>>158191134I wasn't analysing I was prophesizing, champ.
are they allowed to drink on the job?
corrrr
>>158191143luck of the draw. too bad if you weren't assigned a booth that contained a bar fridge
>no you don't understand my shitty team faced tons of adversity because they decided to get shitfaced on drugs and fuck hookers after beating... the 18th team on the ladderwow serious adversity here, shooting themselves in the foot after a dream run. fucking joke side shouldn't even be allowed in the league, never see real winners like bane celebrating like that.
essendon back to back trade week winners
>Jayden Short has already been fined in the Richmond players group chat for his failed attempt to leave the Tigers and get to Collingwood
Pez?
>>158191148>never see real winners like bane celebrating like that.Ashcroft is a Tate follower, so who knows.
>>158191151>he shits it up next year and gets tradedmany such cases
>>158191125>adversity>self-imposed club ban due to players engaging in unprofessional behaviour during the season
>>158191145Why do coaches callers staff just people involved in footy in general eat so much junk food
my name is tom morris and I'm a fucking nonce
>>158191158id eat her chocolate
more like spak spidersget fucked on
>>158191155>self-imposed club banPretty sure it came from the AFL. The Swans were the ones to 'officially' do it to look tough.
Anything happen today?
get absolutely shat on#shaton
>>158191167It's been non-stop big trades like pic related
>>158191167cheadlong confirmed once again to be scummy
>>158191168Based Gryan Miers' self worth.
>>158191170Surely the most important words in those sort of tweets are 'give' and 'get'.They managed to fuck that up. Bulldogs GOT 42 and 53 which likely lets them match their nga player or whatever it is.
you get the feeling essendon wont draft a better player than coleman with pick 21
>>158191177Personally think the same about 17 and Miers.
Rawlings looks like my alcoholic uncle
why does kane have nonce artwork in his house
>>158191176Yep. They're mildly retarded. That's part of why they're footy journalists.
"He's staying at the Cats" Liam Pickering on Gryan Miers (The Agenda Setters)
I swear to Allah if he does his knee in Round 1...
bros.. .https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alf_Miers
Would you blokes fuck kingy?
>>158191191With a tyre iron maybe.
>>158191177They're already going to get a free pick 20 or something after their Cochrane bid. I get their list is terrible and they need to bring in some youth but the likelihood of getting someone better than Coleman with an extra pick around that range is slim. Brisbane should keep him.
>>158191196Coleman is a VFL player. Essendon's offer is very good.
>>158191191On the poker table, yeah. He'd get utterly gaped, metaphorically speaking.
my fanny squirted so hard when i smashed it this morning
>>158191198>Coleman is a VFL player.For a three-time premiership team with one of the best playmakers in the game ahead of him, who only got the chance to play that role because of Coleman's injury. Essendon's offer does nothing for Lions. Lions should keep him for the final year of his contract and Bombers can take him for free next year if he's still interested in leaving.
Coleman was really good before the ACL
all these beggers for picks lol
BREAKING
HAPPENING!!!!!
>>158191198essendon is a vfl team
coleman bringing brisbane ip to essendon is worth pick 21 alone
>muh colemanshut the fuck up you boring cunts
Hold on, Bombersisters
eagles finna dangerous next year
3 minutes left
>>158191235Which superstar player still be potentially to be traded in the 2026 AFL Continental Tyres™ Trade Period would you like to discuss?
FLEECED
>>158191243I think we should discuss your grammar
We did it, Roachbros!
>>158191244crisp
D-Does this mean we blinked, bombersisters?
essendon blinked LOLwe were just gonna play him in the vfl anyway
destination club
He WAS a VFL player but now he's an Essendon superstar.
Time is up!
JACK VINEYYOU ARE AN IGG
why is outdoor furniture so fucking expensive
>>158191251Yes. Paper hands.
>>158191259bit rude to describe coleman as furniture
>>158191259Needs to stand up to the sun and rain without rusting or disintegrating.
>>158191265oh, like trees do everyday...
>>158191266Going to have bark covering your seat? Also trees moisture is used to grow.For it to be used as outdoor furniture it'd need to be treated with all sorts of crap so price goes up.
I leave outdoor furniture to the experts (tradies)
you know you are well off when you are worrying about furniture for outdoors
>>158191259Just get it on facebook marketplace from renters moving houses and they can't take the furniture with them.
IggsOUT: Pick 45, 2027 R2, 2027 R4, 2028 R2IN: Rivers, Viney, Melbourne 2028 R2
>>158191183I warned you faggots
>>158191278FLEECED
>>158191282Who fleeced who?
>buy 2-4 precut lengths of merbau decking/fencinf>buy 2-4 full besser blocks>protective stain (optional)>bolts/liquid nails (optional)wala, outdoor seating for ~40
The (((Geelong Football Club)))
>>158191287cool it with the anti tradistic remarks
>>158191286Isn’t that the question of the day?
>russian data centres bombed>thainonce offline
Nick MurrayNorth Melbourne offered: Pick 33, 49, 2027 R1, 2027 R3Adelaide counter offer: NO DEAL
Yous blokes enjoy the 2026 Continential Tyres AFL Trade Period?
>>158191299micknonce is missing too
>>158191302bombers 2025 merrett ahh type moment from adelaide
>>158191302who the fugg is this guy they're rejecting a first rounder for him?
>>158191299Haven't seen dogsperg in a while. Guessing he was a russianbot sent to divide us.
>>158191310No idea. Think Adelaide play him in the SANFL.
>>158191306probably got called to the office with joshie
Thoughts on women with strong jawlines?
and the winner of the prized recruit of the decade medal is...n. daicos, tasmania
>>158191302kek
>>158191321Think he's contracted beyond Tasmania's free stealing players period, so would be an absolutely mammoth trade offer for Collingwood. Like, 1, 3, 5 and 7 sort of stuff.
>>158191183masonic/satanic practice of getting paintings of your victims as trophies without the physical evidence. RC killed a gin too.
Thoughts on fleece sweaters?
>>158191326once got told i look like carl barron
Why do you guys like gilticus so much?
Are you blokes taking care of your mental health?
>>158191340yeah mate, i drank some water today
>>158191319I like them
>>158191319They make me feel safe.
>>158191286Both are spuds desu. Unless viney is a gun coach this doesn't really change much
>>158191319Hate them.
in the moods for a random assortment of webms
RC sucks cocks in hell
>>158191361
>>158191302He’s still under contract and the Crows’ backline would be near fucked without him now that Butts left. Fair enough really
>>158191355imagine the sons she would bear
>>158191371The fudge is going on here?
>>158191371do they get nude in the extended version
Adelaide traded Luke Pedlar and Pick 34 to Port Adelaide for Pick 32 and a 2027 fourth-round pick that is tied to Richmond.
>>158191371This is a NDIS program I can get behind
>>158191388this will shake the foundations of the footy world to it's very core
>>158191371Ayoooo, link?
>>158191371wtf is this
>Watching marriage counselling shows>When you'll never be marriedSad.
I am so incredibly addicted to pornI cant stop and I wont stop
isaac heeneys ex wife is fucking other swans players in the states kek
>>158191371Based fat guy taking every opportunity he's given
>>158191443This but food, I consumed a truly absurd amount of calories today for no reason
>>158191443Literally me. I have given up or cut down all of my vices and yet I just can’t quit porn.
>>158191444Why are women so evil?
>>158191464What did you eat?
soith australia will have zero (0) teams plsying finals next year
>>158191444Source?How can she afford to fly over there? She didn't seem like the employed type.Best get another WAG gig as soon as possible though.
Lucifer is king, paise Satan!
>Iggs gave Viney 4 yearsDon’t think he’s a strong chance to still be playing good footy at 36
Lucifer is king, praise Satan!
>>158191484It's a 2+2.Two years as a player, two years as a coach.Same as what they gave Sam Mitchell, same as what Suns offered Pendlebury.
>>158191488That’s fine then.
why do you blokes insist high draft picks are so important when essendon, norf, suns, st kilda, west coast and now richmond are relentlessly shit no matter how many drafts they get
>>158191500all of brisbane sydney hawthorns freds best players were high draft picks
>>158191500Plenty of clubs have built very nice lists utilising high draft picks so they have value. But high draft picks are meaningless if you can’t identify and develop talent.
>>158191500They're shit because they make dud choices with those picks.Hawthorn looked like spooners a few years back but with some smart moves they're right back at the top.It's a skill issue.
>Put ’er there, partn-
>>158191513This is why I don’t shake people’s hands
>>158191513and respected by our foes
>>158191299>>158191306medbedev
>>158191507>But high draft picks are meaningless if you can’t identify and develop talent.You also need to protect them.Harley Reid would be 3x the player he currently is if he went to a proper team on draft night.The Iggs midfield was complete shit so the opposition teams always put work into him physically, he copped the tag, etc. Combined with 50 straight weeks of him being on the back page of the West Australia as some kind of saviour to the club and blogging about what his favourite shits looked like. Now people over west are saying Murphy Reid is the better Reid.
>>158191513>Put two pictures together, one on top of the other, to make it look like a time lapse>They're exactly the same framekys
>>158191530https://x.com/giantroo/status/2110301060825076123
>>158191538how does brady rawlings still have a job?
>>158191513fucking KEK
>>158191116
>>158191530You're retarded.
>>158191557It isn't a snub when the other guy isn't looking and doesn't see it. Just unfortunate timing.
>>158191560Is this Heeney's (former) stocking?
>>158191557Hahahaha holy shit
>>158191560>Gaping hole where her bellybutton ring once wasGrim.
>>158191564He knew what he was doing.
>>158191560More life in a graveyard than in those eyes
This is a good summary of tradeshttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1631700/your-clubs-trade-period-every-player-every-draft-pick-full-analysis
Been looking at all the trades, and I dare say I feel that the iggs are really the big winners this trade period.
this is a good summary of tradies*bang hammer*
>>158191557JUST hair on the crows bloke coming in at the end
>>158191560odds on her starting an OF
>>158191585*bangs $1.00*
God I miss the cricket
so she's sport fucking his teammates to try and ruin the squad further? about what I'd expect from that dead-eyed hole.
take it easy mate
applied for a new gf yet mate
turn it up mate
here at /alf/ we are all mates
>>158191623Yes but I’ve been told they’re not accepting new applicants at this time.
i'm letting them soak overnight
>>158191661give them back jamarra
>>158191661Your panties, you dirty slut?
wow i suck at cooking
>>158191695Try not adding feces to the dish.
>>158191698Will this affect gta6?
>>158191703It’s written by women and programmed by jeets. It will be terrible.
>>158191575I think they on paper fleeced the best but hawfs did pretty well ben king and merret while they are peaking.
newy>>158191803
>>158191371genuinely what the fuck is this
