Detoilet Edition
Hoes mad
Would you have Peyton Manning sign your ball?
>hmmmm... mayhaps a small taste?*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Oh FUCK that sweet creamy goodness just does something to me fr fr
Ratbirds still haven't recovered by the way.
>>158188139This video is fake and has been debunked by experts worldwide.
>>158188139Patrick really really likes ice cream
statmutt still hasn't stopped eating patti's logs btw
>>158188150I'd hate Mahomes too if this happened to me
>>158188124I know low IQ, alcoholic hillbillies, who are literally product of incest who were saying Chiefs need a run game years ago. How did they see this before Andy Reid? How many rings did Andy take from us.
>>158188162newsflash, buddy. it's been rebunked
>>158188124>>158188139>>158188150>>158188194Would you?
Mmmm chocolate
Hey pussy. You still there?
Rams and Jets are 2-3
post week 5 tier list
ITS SLIDDING BABY
>>158188220This shows a complete lack of DAWG and confirmed Lamar will never be good for anything but regular season accolades. Great player but he's not built for postseason pressure & success.
>>158188272>>158188067Why not post their most recent game, eh?
>>158188274Browns have a better record than the rams
I have Seahawks over broncos and jags over texans is it a good call?
>places his corners 50 yards from the line of scrimmage
>>158188283Rams are too low, otherwise it's good.
It's up
Why does he do it?
>>158188283Insane that people are calling the Bears frauds for going 2-1 with backup QBs.>hurrrr they're better than calebYou just watched him play Bagent isn't a top 32 QB, might not even be top 50.
>>158188397Cant help it. Its an obsession
>>158188387YUP YUP BASED MY NINERS FINNA DO IT
>>158188387Statistically speaking the Bills can't go 0-5 against the Chiefs in the playoffs, right? That would be unprecedented. Allen has to get at least one.
>>158188348But would you?
>>158188428
>>158188397wtf is this real?
>>158188452A DISGUSTING ACT
>“Jayden Daniels probably cost my man Dan Quinn his job, to be honest with you,” Parsons said. “To be honest with you. And, like, I’m a big Jayden Daniels fan. But the reality is, he probably cost a lot of people their jobs this past weekend.”>“Respectfully, we get coached so much on these situations that, like, I’m a defensive player, and this s—‘s programmed to me. I even know what to do in those situations. There’s no way I’m taking a sack with 14 seconds left and no timeouts. … Mind you, it’d be different if Jayden Daniels was a rookie. This is your third year. This is your third year. You’ve been to the NFC Championship Game. You’ve been in big moments before. And to me, like even after a sack, you’re casually getting up.”
So allegedly when Mahomes was rehabbing last season he called up all the coaches and asked them to watch K9. He's a GM too.
Lol
>>158188274>Rams don't have a 1st round pick for the next 2 years>Jets have 3 (three) 1st round picks in 2027 aloneDarren Mougey > Less Sneed
>>158188477he's on my fantasy team too so so am I
>>158188386That's why they're at the top of 2-3 hell but they're still stuck in 2-3 hell.>>158188410Everyone in the NFC North is a fraud, it's not just a Bears thing.
>>158188492McVay is going to jump ship as soon as Stafford retires
Herbust will be the Eagles starting QB 2 years from now btw.
>>158188477He is, and they do listen to him, but he’s not usually a good one lol. He’s also the one who pushed to draft CEH and Worthy
>>158188480This would be a kino as fuck playoffs although I'd prefer Bengals@Ravens in 7@2 slot no offence Raiders
Why is it that a QB can have multiple interceptions and we just accept it as a part of the game, yet a RB fumbles a few times a year and we lose our mind?
Surely the Colts can do enough to catch back up and conpete for the wildcard right?
>>158188480God, the NFC is such a total shit heap.
Why is Caleb such a corny weirdo? The comments about him being a theater kid in an NFL players body are spot on
>>158188586He's mentally weak
>>158188538Worthy isn't a bust yet and will be given a chance to redeem himself now that Thornton is gone, but he is on bust watch.
>>158188586His mom works at a salon and practiced doing nails on him when he was a kid. I'm shocked he ended up in football instead of ballet or something like that.
>>158188550just hold on to the ball lil nigga. not hard.
>>158188608>His mom works at a salon and practiced doing nails on himthat's unironically child abuse. She trans her own son and turned him into the fag we all know today
>>158188620>just hold on to the ballu try doing that while 4 niggaz are tackling you and another is punching the ball out
the vikings are good because brian flores realized a long time ago that the only QBs that will drop 5 TDs on you for blitzing like he does are retiredmillennials may have ushered in a generational run for WRs but their QBs suck cock
Every black player got a little bit of zest to them, yes, even that one.
>>158188550I've always believed in the 1 fumble per 100 carries rule. If you're above that mark it's a problem. If you're at or below that mark you're good with me. I'd say it's more of a 1 fumble per 100 touches rule now with how many RB receptions we see but in general that's the standard i expect
Ravens: thugs49ers: classy
>>158188532Howie isn't going to trade a draft haul for an expensive QB when Philly will have like $100+ million in void years and dead cap hit. They won't even officially retire Lane Johnson because they cannot financially afford the cap hit. They're running a 52 man roster this season
>>158188586Did people forget Rodgers did the same thing?
>>158188550QB is a much more demanding position
>>158188659just protect it, bfall down, put your knee down, anything.
>>158188673This has always been the case.
>>158188673I like the Niners. They are humble in victory and defeat unlike the subhuman Eagles. I'm so glad their team is done. It will take them a decade to rebuild that o-line.
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is constantly popping his butthole out during practice to "sun and air it out"
>>158188673Thugs won the soup herbal. Thugs won the last 2 Ravens-49ers games too :)
>>158188746>I'm so glad their team is done. It will take them a decade to rebuild that o-line.That Jew Howie can rebuild that roster in 2 years. He does it every time.
>>158188297You know, I was a 49ers hater. I don't take the substation shit literally but they were so obviously the league's whipping boy for some incomprehensible reason, but after this last weekend? Walking into the #1 over all defense, on the road, AND beating the script? That refball was as bad as any they suffered in their Superbowls and they still found a way to win. This Purdy kid may actually be different. He and Evans look crazy. Imagine if they gave him prime Tyreek Hill or Jamar Chase.
Damn i could go for a roast beef sandwich rn
>>158188782>Thugs won the Soup HerbalThat one in like 2012? The Ray Lewis Going Away Present? At least the won the more recent games with play on the field, not refs in their pockets. I love Flacco, but that ring was rigged as fuck lmao
>>158188855Reubens mog
tbqh i larp as a viking hater when i really am a viking diehard fan and i larp as a green bay fan and lioms fan. all just to rile up silly bear cucks.and i larp as a racist lamar hater when in fact i am also black
>>158188855Get a Banh Mi.
>>158188829So you would suck one?
>>158188808You can rebuild an o-line in 2 years but it's not going to have hall of famers, pro-bowlers, and automatic tush-pushers. The eagles are finished, mark my words.
>>158188877Confirmed ball knower
>>158188550passing is more risk reward so you necessarily have to tolerate the downsides as long as the upsides are there. Running is supposed to be more steady and less rewarding so the tolerance for errors is lower
I am ready to take back the division
>>158188829>Imagine if they gave him prime Tyreek Hill or Jamar Chase.Did you just start watching football? Purdy joined a team with several hall of famers in their prime. Nick Wright called them the avengers.
>>158188929why would you think anything nick wright said is worth repeating
>>158188921Not that anon but it's over for your iggles. Even Andy Reid, the best offensive mind in the sport has been struggling to rebuild the Chiefs oline for 5 years, yet you think that jewie roseman can pull it off.
>>158188746I'm glad for this too. Like>Tush Push confirmed reliant on false starts>Jason Kelce a hipster faggot>Lane Johnson's entire legacy built on cheatingGood fucking riddance. We have to listen to faggots claim.Jalen Hurts is even top 15 QBs because of what that line was allowed to get away with
>>158188929>Trent Williams>Christian McCaffrey >Fred Warner>George Kittle (maybe)Who exactly are the 7? Seems like Pat Mahomes had as many if not more HOFers when he was drafted if you're including HC
>>158188921The Eagles primarily have a coach and salary cap problem right now. But I can see them moving on from Shartquan Washedley soon. That division looks to be the worst in the NFL, so thats something that works in their favor.
>>158188929>Nick WrightHow fucking embarrassing, lmao. Talk about nigger tier commentary for the sports illiterate. Purdy had a great running back and tight end, which like, is CAREER passer rating when targeting little is 141.4, like literally almost perfect. Mahomes to Kelce sees a passer rating of 104.9 by the way.But he's never had a real wide receiver, and you have to be Actually Retarded if you think that doesn't matter. Who's the TE GOAT? Gonzalez? Gronk? Who are you taking. Gronk or Jerry Rice? Or Moss? Get real.
>>158188829>>158188945>why would you think anything nick wright said is worth repeatingOn offense he had Christian McCaffrey, Deebo Samuel, Brandon Aiyuk, George Kittle, and Trent Williams. On defense he had Fred Warner, Nick Bosa, and Talanoa Hufanga to name a few. It was the most stacked roster we've seen in 2 decades.
>>158188990>Christian McCaffreyIs he really a HoFer though? Its really hard to get in as a RB
>>158188877Never tried it but looks awesome >>158188883I'd prefer a Po Boy if i had the choice of both. We don't have shit all selection here
>>158189055Most of those guys aren't HOFers dumbass. George Kittle atm is fringe too. His career so far is very similar to Greg Olsen who hasn't made it thus far>>158189060I think he's a near lock. If you include his receiving statistics and post season performances he gets a massive bump
>>158189055legendary hall of famer brandon aiyuk
>>158188125ninerspics are growing on me, I'll admit
Detroit has a better record than the Rams btw hahahahahahaha
>>158189055>Deebo Samuel, Brandon Aiyuk,lol bro come the fuck on
>>158189060Cmc is a obvious lock for hof, his catching ability puts him over
The Jaguars have the best run defense in NFL history right now
>>1581890604x First team AP1x OPOY2023 Rushing Leader3rd All Time in receptions as a RB5th All Time in receiving yards as a RBCurrently 2nd among active RBs in scrimmage yards only behind Derrick Henry (another HoF player)Very solid resume, might not have the raw numbers to make it in as first ballot but he'll get in
>>158188125orale' mi gente lookin good, homie
>>158189055>Nick BosaLike 4 games in the last 3 seasons btw>Deebo, AiyukDeebo is basically a running back, hes not even a probowler. Aiyuk was a top 10, not top 5, WR and peaked for one year before Patrick Mahomes injected CTE directly into his mind
>>158189139>3/5 games against the Broncos, Bengals and Eagles without Saquon Barkley or Tank BigsbyThat's incredible anon. I'm sure Jared Goff is also gonna finish the season with 40 Touchdowns and no interceptions
>>15818899049ers went to the Superbowl before Purdy. He had less wins than Jimmy G.>>158189050>>158189111>>158189178Is Brandon Aiyuk and Deebo a joke to you?Deboo had 1,400 yards and 360 rush yards in one season and Aiyuk had 1,350 yards. What WRs are putting up numbers like that today? I'll wait.
>>158189222They had the best run defense in the NFL last season too though?
>>158189222Would be applicable if they weren't doing the same thing last year (they were #1 in run defense last season too)
>>158189224>Is Brandon Aiyuk and Deebo a joke to you?Yes? Are you just going to ignore fat fuck bebo scamuals shitting himself non stop in washington? Hes a trannyhan babby
Brock Purdy is playing Hall of Fame level this year fr fr
>>158189222>I'm sure Jared Goff is also gonna finish the season with 40 Touchdowns and no interceptionshe's 5/17 of the way there already o algo
>>158189240>>158189256Not #1 in NFL history? IAYC :)
>>158189321Purdy to Evans is eye opening for anyone who isn't retarded. I feel like they should sell out completely to go get Jeremiah Smith. I don't care if it sabotages their future but I just wanna see those two be a buzz saw through the league for like 2 years.
>>158188855Gonna eat some roast beef in a little bit of you know what I mean ;)
Would you trade Burrow for Purdy straight up?
>>158189297>>158189321Purdy's 2023 roster>Deboo 1,110 total yards>Kittle 1,000 yards>Aiyuk 1,340 yards>CMC 1,460 yardsMahomes' 2023 roster>Toney 170 yards>MVS 300 yards>Pacheco 930 yards>Rashee 930 yards>Kelce 980 yardsMahomes won the Superbowl btw.
>>158189387What is counting yardage supposed to prove exactly
>>158189370Tell Hope I said hello
>>158189387
Patrick Mahomes will never play in the super bowl again
>>158189397They were saying Purdy just needs more help earlier. And I'm saying, what more help do you need.
daniel jones eats his own cum
need to see a true patriot make the muppetmutts knees look like this
>>158189424hot
>>158189424I also eat danile Jones fum
>>158189422all of those players are 3 years older in their thirties and 2 had season ending injuries in that time period
>>158189422>what more help do you needA wide receiver? He's looking pretty good with Evans this season
>>158189411Dubs confirm. PLEASE. I hate the Patriots and now I hate the Coofs. Great. Real fun league we have here.
>>1581894181,110 total yards for your 4th best offensive weapon is amazing. 49ers and Eagles fans are spoiled and don't know what normal teams go through.>>158189480You void your right to complain when you cheap out on Aiyuk.
>>158189517Yeah that's what I'm saying. Purdy with a real receiving corps would be impressive>>158189526>You void your right to complain when you cheap out on Aiyuk.I believe you are trolling me and would like you to stop respond to my posts if you are going to be disingenuous
>>158189055Not one of those receivers are a number 1 that create separation and bosa and warner are great. So much so it's okay to hold to prevent mutt annihilation.
>>158189460ouch
>>158189224>Is Brandon Aiyuk and Deebo a joke to you?>Deboo had 1,400 yards and 360 rush yards in one season and Aiyuk had 1,350 yards. What WRs are putting up numbers like that today? I'll wait.What is yac? What is scheme? What is working around the inability to create true separation?Go eat shit flavored matzaball you fuckin boat nosed faggot
>>158189387Yeah you remember that KC defense though? They won them a good number of games.
>>158189526Yeah, that perfect storm existed for one year and what happened? He was the QB1 on like every axis. What point are you making? Like that's what your expect out of great quarterbacks.And where exactly did you have Aiyuk in '23? He's the WR what? Are you telling me you think he was the league WR1?Where do you think
>>158188967>Tush Push confirmed reliant on false startsThe Eagles new oline is so shitty you could allow them to get false starts and they're not going to win. >>158189538What happened with Aiyuk again?
Could be worse. Could be the raiders. Or a not so super superteam.
>it's a Nick Plonked gets worked into a shoot in /nfl/ general episode Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek time to log off grandpa
McVay, pick up the phone!
>>158188480>Entire NFC Norf making the OffsWould be super kino
>>158189607After Shanahan went to bat for him and got him an extended, he got hurt and ghosted his rehab assignments and went full fucking retardYou know he REALLY fucked up because even the player's union hasn't tried to get him his money back
>>158189554>>158189580>>158189596You casuals need to try watching other teams. Aiyuk would be a WR1 on 90% of teams, especially back in 2022-2023 and Deebo is an elite second option. Hell, he'd be a WR1 too on most teams if he could stay healthy.
The Chargers said they have never even considered trading Herbert, per Adam SchefterHe is doomed to rot forever on this festering corpse of a team.
>>158189674>none of them make it to the NFCCGHaha
>>158189679>especially back in 2022-2023WOW he was good half a decade ago???
>>158189607>What happened with Aiyuk again?
>>158189687Looking at this fag really makes me appreciate not having brown eyes myself. They really are unsightly and frankly disgusting to look at.
>>158189694They did a Montreal screwjob on that poor man then have the nerve to cry about not having WRs. Fuck the 49ers fans, now I know why people don't like them.
>>158189694Conveniently leaving out the part where shanahan and the gm went to aiyuks house and begged him to come back to the team only for him to immediately put them on blast on social media >cohn that explains it
You now remember Kadarius Toney
>>158189722Aiyuk screwed Aiyuk.
>>158189727>shanahan and the gm went to aiyuks house and begged him to come backIs this before or after they ratfucked him out of his contract because that makes huge difference. If they did that to you how would you react?
>>158189740As if id ever forget street legend Yung Joka
>>158189746aiyuk had a mental breakdown and started posting videos of himself street racing around the teams practice facilities when they requested him to come and check in to update them on his rehab
>>158189746They didn't ratfuck him out of anything, he didn't rehab with the team
>>158189721Trvke Hypernvke. Having disgusting brown shit eyes is a sign of inferior genetics mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>158189740hate the chiefs but feel bad for clyde edwards helaire dude shot and killed a robber in self defense and wound up with essentially career ending ptsd over it
I still Bolieve. Listening to his last press conference he seems likes he's getting his "HE'S GONNA SAY IT" energy back.
>>158189772Loved the dude. Good attitude and solid worker. Apparently back on the practice squad. Honestly a good life to just be out of the spotlight and help the team get ready.
Brandon Aiyuk = Randy Orton John Lynch = Triple H
Eaglesbros, the league is flexing us out of the 11/1 SNF primetime slot, what do we do now?????
>>158189772Fuck CEH. He murdered a dude over an xbox. If you arrange a sale and a dude gets the jump on you, you feign compliance and give it up. Unless it's something expensive like a car, it's not worth fighting over.
>>158189811Lane saw the writing on the wall
>>158189819pussy
>>158189811Be greatful that less people are watching your shit team, the eaglels are the worst type of watch where the defense is still pretty solid and will keep games just winnable enough that there's still hope the offense can capitalize and score, only for that to never happen
>158189819gotta do better than that kneediddy
>>158189799>Good attitude and solid worker. Did you hit the meth pipe before writing this? He's getting paid millions to play a children's recese game, yet refused to work. There's poorfags going through harder shit than him, yet they still go to work.
>>158189808
>>158189857What race is this guy? He looks like a jeet/mexican hybrid and I'm sure he smells disgusting.
>>158189871>He looks like a jeet/mexican hybrid and I'm sure he smells disgusting.Yea he's an American alright
>>158189823>>158189841>>158189857One time I was driving in shady neighborhood handling business and dude hopped into my backseat and pulled a gun on me, I didn't panic. I broke him off a piece and that was that. Shit didn't phase me. I was back in that neighborhood the next night. I'm not going to murder someone over that.
why are you so desperate for attention
What if it really is the Niners year and they do get revenge on the chiefs like the eagles did?
Yeah I'm thinking playoffs
>>158188863>that ring was rigged as fuck lmaoNobody told Greg Roman to let Kaepernick try to throw a fade into the end zone. Keep crying.
>>158189912Aaron Donald is a rare player that cares more about legacy than a paycheck hence the reason he went into retirement to protect his stats. He thought he could statpad with Myles Garret, but it didn't go as plan and now he has to be seething.
>>158189912Neither has a sack, sure, but who has more pressures?
>>158189962Ur mum lel
>>158189655If they don't get Tucker they're retarded, Deshaun Watson had a few good games and nobody cares about the booty stuff anymore
>>158189928the only revenge the whiners are ever going to have is their playoff win against the eagles last year
Kneel
>>158189954He should have stayed retired I would respect him for that but he decided to come back and rejoin a super team with Myles Garett and now looks old and slow. I hope he regrets it
>>158189976This dude will be a 1000 yard rusher until he's 35.
>>158189976my knees are bending on their own wtf
>>158189928Eagles needed a super team and for 10 of the Chiefs players to be recovering from a ligament tear. There are no super teams and the Chiefs are healthy. Only a freak injury to Mahomes will stop them.
>>158189976>*kneels to pick up his fumble*>*runs away*
>>158189928Chiefs stole 2 rings from them so they would have to beat the Chiefs twice to get "revenge".
what the FUCK did josh mean by this
>>158190040An actual bussypostWow
>>158189981>This dude will be a 1000 yard rusher until he's 35.With steroids and work ethic a 40 year old could compete physically with a 20 year old. It's 100% the mind that limits us.As you get older you stop putting in effort. This applies to all aspects of your life. Brady and Lebron weren't the most gifted athletes, they just had a different brain wiring.
>>158190040They're always molesting him unfortunately
>>158190040never seen a man have so much fun running into a brick wall and get a gloved finger shoved up his ass
>>158190060>Lebron wasnt a gifted athlete what? he made it to the NBA at 18
>>158190040I love it how every defensive coordinator allows Allen and Lamar to run in the regular season, but in the playoffs they put a spy on them and shut them down. They lull them into a false sense of security. Meanwhile the elite QBs like Mahomes and Purdy don't rush in the regular season and use it as a trump card in the playoffs.
>>158190040BOOTYBLASTED
>>158190071yeah steroids are amazing aren’t they
>>158190071Nah you did
>>158190071There's multiple players who are more genetic freaks than Lebron like Giannis, Shaq, and MJ, yet they don't have his longevity. The point being, longevity is not about the body it's all about the mind.
>>158190112longevity is about having unlimited access to the stem cells of aborted children and getting cracked by pdiddy every weekend
>>158190120this shitpost made me laugh because deep down I know it's the truvth
>>158190060the older you get the easier you get hurt and the longer you take to healbrady could still win a game but making it through a season would be hard
>>158190112Lebron was 18, 250 and moving like a fucking cheetah while jumping like he had on a jetpack. Complete freak of nature that's really seen. He also took his training and dieting very seriously unlike people like shaq. That combo and a little luck gave him longevity
>>158190127>lepedophile when his roids got cut off in 2014
>>158189950>Chooses a play with (((missed))) DPI as his exampleFull fucking retard
The AFC and NFC are decently well balanced this year
>>158190132>the older you get the easier you get hurt and the longer you take to healThe healing boost you get from steroids is way more impactful than age difference. Professional athletes also do a lot of maintenance to prevent muscle atrophy. The QB position is not about strength. Randos off the street could bench more than prime Brady.>brady could still win a game but making it through a season would be hardBrady could walk off the set and outplay half the QBs in the league right now.
There is literally no chance that a hot head coaching candidate will want to go to Indianapolis to be micro managed by a woman who inherited the team and doesn't know anything about football
>>158190178Thanks anon, I legitimately laughed out loud when I noticed the Bears in your top tier.
>>158190171Like I said, keep crying.
>>158190140He's a genetic freak but there are lot of those in the NBA. Giannis is bigger and faster than him, yet he won't last as long.>>158190178>ravens could go to superbowl>ravens
I know betting is a huge issue in sports but I'm getting pretty tired of my dad bitching like some cunt when yeah, a play doesn't go as planned. That's football, dude. Yeah there's bullshit from the Reffies but every play isn't bullshit. Chill out, DAD.
What happened to Drake Maye? How did he go from finishing 2nd in MVP voting, to the worst QB in the league, to dominating the Bills and Raiders?
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT==At risk of blacklisting==>Chargers (at KC)>Titans (at IND)everyone else fuck off
>>158190235Betting is the biggest cope of all time. Are insiders "in" on it and flex their influence? Sure, but that goes both ways. Sports betting has been a billion dollar industry for decades (yes even in this county, it unironically became harder to gamble online when it was "legalized") but retards who want to seem smart on the internet act like they discovered sports betting when they started seeing commercials for it. ( They fell for it lol, I'm sure the sportsbooks enjoy the free advertising we give them when we complain about them after our teams lose.)
>>158190278He had to play the Jags defense. People were calling for Desean's head the Monday after too. Then he won 3 straight.
>>158190292
>>158190322People are starting to believe. But they still don't trust you. It doesn't matter how legitimate you look right now. It won't last because you won't stay healthy, and even if you did you won't beat the chiefs. Congratulations, you get to be doubted all season long no matter what you do.
>>158188054You have to link the previous thread or you're a Faggot you don't want to be a Faggot do you?
>>158188929Purdy, and by extension the niners, haven't really had anything remotely near an elite receiver. They had 1 good year of Ayiuk, and then he quit playing the sport entirely. That is the best year they've gotten out of a WR since Shanahan started. Deebo was great in 2021 but he was such a flexible player it was hard to call him a great WR. He was out there playing half a running back.Evans, even at his age, is by far the best receiver Shanahan has had, and they're making great use of him. Fuck, last year they got to the divisional with Jauan Jennings as their #1.
I'll be upset if I wont be able to see Penis play this weekend
>>158190367It's really impressive how great of numbers purdy has consistently put up his whole career despite throwing to mids
>>158188480>literally 1 good team in the entire NFC>they’re not even the 1 seed
I was out all day just logged into nfl, what all I miss here today...
>>158190379What's really funny is if you think about it, this is SUPPOSED to be their WR room:>Evans>Pearsall>Deebo>Robinson>Kirk>Stribling>Cooks>Watson>CowingPearsall's out for the season, Stribling got knocked out for 10 weeks after 1 quarter, Robinson's out, Deebo's now out for a few weeks, Kirk never even started, and cherry on top Juczyk is out and their TE2's season is over.The only silver lining is with the exception of Pearsall, who barely even played though looked good when he did, and Tonges, everyone else has recoverable injuries and will sporadically come back.If no one wants to give any credit to Purdy, they have to acknowledge that Shanahan has created so perfect a system any baseline average competent QB can run it without anything resembling an elite WR room.
My jaggies finna boutta getta ring
why trump going to the bucs game this weekend?Is there to see what is wrong with them and see if he can help
>>158190351>and even if you did you won't beat the chiefsThat would only matter if they made it to the bowl. The niners in the bowl against anyone but the Chiefs then they get the benefit of the doubt.Which would, not unfairly, still be doubtful to win solely because of Shanahan's love of choking. Shanahan has to win a bowl to silence that noise forever. Until then I, and most others, will only believe it when we see it.
If we have to see another Chiefs vs 49ers owl, I hope the Chiefs win again for the sole reason of seeing Shanahan's head literally and unironically explode from frustration after blowing it a third time against Reid and the Mutt.
Slow as fuck thread what happened last night was very active
>>158190448Cause no foosball til Thursday.
Who is going to pick up that fat fuck FG kicker Mevis ? He didn't deserve to be fired for mcvay guttless play calling and the FG being blocked
>>158190367Shanny had prime Julio Jones on the Falcons but I get what you mean
>>158190460McVay needs a fall guy. It's quite pathetic, really.
>>158190448Football last night and that one schizoThere was a baseball game earlier
>>158190460He missed a kick earlier
>>158190219It was DPI
>>158190460He really isn't an NFL caliber kicker, only making 5/9 FGs this season. That said, the entire Rams special teams is also at fault.
he finna do it to them bills
>>158190500do you have any idea how badly Joshie is going to rape that defense of yours
>>158190514>do you have any idea how badly Joshie is going to rape that defense of yoursBadly. Thats why it will be a terrible shame when he blows out his Achilles in a pointless meme scramble in the 4th when already up but 17. Oh its true, its DAMN true.
>>158190525lies and slander
>>158190484At least it's better than Payton ruining his OC's career because Bo Nix is just okay and they have to scheme around him accordingly.
>>158190379But the narrative persists that he's a roster baby and only produces because he throws to a bunch of HoF level players.
How many on Sunday, /sp/?
>>158190379>>158190561I just want to establish itt for the sake of my football karma I was a Purdy doubter until this season, but he's elite. I apologize. The fact you have people out there who will sincerely rank shitters like Herbert over him because of "talent" (whatever the fuck that means) is sickening. I can admit when I was wrong.
>>158190525What the fuck is McDaniel doing?? Look how they massacred my boy...
Wouldn't mind see a nice rigid cock rn
>>158190525I'm tired of this fucking shitter
What's the status on this guy?
>>158190670Two different doctors told the team he's not injured and he should be good to go. Josh Simmons disagrees and thinks he's too hurt to play. He just doesn't want to get out onto the field for some reason. It's a mystery.
>>158188283My Chiefties don't belong on the same tier with the niners. The wins against the shitty Raiders, Dolphins, and Colts aged like sour milk. My Chiefs are on fraud watch until we beat a good team.
>>158190714Who are you
Josh Simmons sippin on that lean getting crunk then hitting the needle mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
Based coomer
>>158190670>>158190687Last season he was allegedly dealing with pain killer addiction but because he was honest with the team Reid didn't punish him. Wouldn't surprise me if he relapsed. He transformed his body in the offseason, so it's also possible he used bad lifting form and now his back is fucked.>>158190730This but unironically.
>>158190670He doesn't want to play, turns out the reason he faked an injury in college wasn't because he wanted to tank his draft stock so he could avoid playing for a shit team but because he's soft and doesn't like playing football
>>158190728The OL is spotty and they're down a WR1 and WR2. With the loss of Thornton the deep threat is gone so now DCs can focus on stopping the run. Josh Simmons is MIA. This season can still go to shit. We're just lucky the Texans, Chargers, and Patriots self imploded at the start of the season so the path to the playoffs is easier.
>>158189694Cohns another obnoxious insufferable rat. He'll run his mouth about everything under the sun. If SF would have ate Ayiuks contract to their detriment, he'd be yapping about that shit. Ayiuk just had shit luck. He should have rejoined or reinstated, take the cut, sign a year and balled out in the fo faces. Or slow grind back up.
>>158188054bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-5 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>158188124*
>>158190800>If SF would have ate Ayiuks contract to their detrimentWhy did the niners get so spooked by Aiyuk's contract? So what if he tore his ACL/MCL. That's a common injury in sports. He comes back from rehab and has a down season or two, then he's right back where he left off.
i still can't tell if the jaguars are good or not
>>158190811Ermmmm you gotta put the pillow down first when sacking the Mahomie, chud
>>158190815At worst they're the 3rd best team in the AFC.
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>>158190856>Goff championships: 0>Stafford championships: 1KWAB!
>>158189387>Mahomes won the Superbowl btw.
The last time a non media darling team won the Superbowl entirely due to an elite defense with no superstar QB to prop up in ads and interviews was the 2002-03 Bucs, and the media fucking despised it The Kangz are about to make the media seethe the hardest they've seethed in almost 25 years
>>158188480The Bills losing to the Pats in the WC would be hilarious
>>158188550The former relies on multiple people being in the correct position making the correct decisions, the latter is purely because the holder is retarded and couldn’t hold onto the ball.
>>158189694>How I see the Brandon Ayiuk sagaAnd it's all just fiction kekAyiuk ghosted the team when they took back the guaranteed money due to a rehab technicality. Can't blame him entirely. He's also not held hostage at all though, he's actually free to rejoin the team, always has been. He'll get cut immediately but he'd be immediately free to sign anywhere in the league for a fresh start.
>>158190872>The Kangz are about to make the media seetheYou've got the worst passing game in the league and your run game is mid.
MY steelers are slightly better than .500 again
>>158190905Yea they're doomed to the same disappointing fate as the 2015 broncos, 2002 Bucs, and 2000 RavensEveryone knows historic defenses fail whereas historic offenses like the 2019 Ravens and 2007 Patriots are what wins championships
>>158190856>Goff has better stats through first 11 seasons Never would of thought that. Interesting.
>>158190815They're a trade away from being a legit Super Bowl contender. They should get Khalil Mack from the Chargers. They really need juice on passing downs.
>>158190902>when they took back the guaranteed money due to a rehab technicality.Are you a sociopath or just joking. It's perfectly normal to be pissed about this.
>>158189976Can we address the obvious now? Henry completely screwed the Eagles. They saw Henry and Saquan having a parallel season and thought Saquan was their Henry clone. But it turns out, especially after particular PEDs were banned, Saquan is just another average RB who is aging rapidly. Henry’s longevity won’t be repeated for a long time, not until a major sci-fi breakthrough in sports medicine that allows players can play well into their 30s with little to now degradation.
>>158190278Sometimes you just gotta warm up
>>158190932>Can we address the obvious now? Henry completely screwed the Eagles. They saw Henry and Saquan having a parallel season and thought Saquan was their Henry clone.eagles = won super bowlravens = lost in div round then missed 'offs
>>158190938I’m talking about after the fact, his extension and making him the highest paid RB
>>158190938Ravens would have won that divisional game if Harbaugh handed the ball to Henry on either of those 2 point conversions
>>158190865All o-lines hold in the modern NFL. The d linemen are too roided up and you have to grab them sometimes.
>>158190937I think the HC was the problem. The scandal was a distraction.
kwab
>People hype up the Bears offense as being historically good >Play the Vikings "Erm actually they were overrated">People hype up Baker as being still very good >Play the Vikings "Erm actually he lost the chip on his shoulder">People hype up the Saints offense as being great, a top 10 unit despite their bad defense>Play the Vikings "Erm actually they're not that good"It's gonna be fun to see what the excuse for the Lions and Bills being utterly shut down offensively will be in a few weeks
>>158190968Good.
>>158190932>But it turns out, especially after particular PEDs were banned, Saquan is just another average RB who is aging rapidlysource on this? what "PEDs" were banned recently?
Mahomes is going undefeated. It's finally time for him to do what brady couldn't which is not lose a single game and win the owl. It's going to be even sweeter when we destroy the niners soul a third and fourth time (reg and owl). Can't wait for the seethe it generates when mahomes becomes in a league of her own
ice cream
>>158191016That's not going to happen.
>>158190815Isn't it weird how the Browns and Patriots magically stopped being inept the instant they didn't have to play the Jags? Say what you want about Philly, but they're insanely battle tested and that London game was clearly a road game atmosphere for Jacksonville. Denver spent the entire off season planning for the Jags game (had to play them in Denver twice in a row lol, thanks schedule makers). >>158190980Based. This narrative is becoming the norm for the Jags as well.Oh yeah and Cinci exists too. Shame Joe was healthy the whole game and they didn't get to activate the BACKUP QB TRAP CARD that was the Jags' Achilles heel last season.
I'll be mad if the Raiders can somehow beat the bills, not because I want the raiders to lose or anything but if they DO beat buffalo, why the fuck couldn't they beat the gaytriots or stupid KC
>>158191079>why the fuck couldn't they beat the gaytriots or stupid KCPatriots bootyblast the shitty Bills. Chiefs would bootyblast the Bills too.
>>158191016No serious team will go undefeated since they typically bench starters late in the season. You would have to have enough depth on your bench to beat a team's starters.
>>158190968for what
>>158191195The bills are a good team though
>>158191268But he's saying if the Raiders beat the Bills then why did they lose to the Patriots, and the answer to that is the Patriots are better than the Bills. Maye isn't a running back masquerading as a QB.
>>158190919padford being a heckin' good boy elite talent wasted in detroit is a wholly manufactured narrative from the combined efforts of the NFL and sports media (all paid shills of said League executives, of course) to pump an LA market once SoFi stadium was finished.as more time goes by, I'm actually more and more convinced that the Stafford-Goff trade itself was outright organized by the NFL. just too much "coincidental" evidence
>>158190815we have mina so you tell me
>>158191498what is that mystery meat?
>>158191498sex
Has Jayden Daniels been investigated by the league for throwing a game? Sports betting is getting out of control.
cant wait for the seahawks to break blo dix other bussy
>>158191512my wife
>>158191240Another Falcons game
>>158189976The Brady of running backs
>>158190714>>158190728Two wolves licking my cock
>>158190292:D
>>158188990Kittle has a better Hall of Fame case than CMC
>>158191283The Bills lost to the Patriots because Allen made a boneheaded decision and decided to play heroball in a situation that wasn't necessary. Bills had more than enough time to get into FG range and force OT. Patriots got lucky. Simple as.
>>158191680>because Allen made a boneheaded decision and decided to play heroball in a situation that wasn't necessary. >Patriots got lucky.Not a Patskek but it's not lucky when Allen does the thing that Allen does every time
>>158188125What the fuck do you mean its 650km from fucking San Frantschüssko to fucking Los Angeles what the fuck I thought they were close-ish reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>158191693A reminder why these fags shouldn’t be dodgers/49’ers fans, whole thing is wrong49ers/Giants fine, Dodgers/whatever LA team or raiders as far as I’m concerned
>>158190278Reactionary retards always look at the first few weeks of a season and call everybody utter dogshit or MVP candidate. Ball knowers either are correct with their assessments or do not pile on along with these retards.
>>158191690Maye had just as many turnovers that game as Allen did. He had a very unspectacular game and would be singing a very different tune had his defense not been in position to grab the meatball sub when it was presented to them. So yeah, as a matter of fact, they did get lucky.
>>158191712Allen has been heroballing every single game this week.
>>158191712every single game this YEAR*Whatever, you get the point
Just like last season, the Bills will win the regular season rematch and they will evenly split the series with the Pats 1-1.
>>158191714>>158191717Fact of the matter is, the Patriots can essentially thank Josh Allen for gifting them that game on a silver platter when the game itself was very much winnable for Buffalo.
>>158191724>[team] can essentially thank Josh Allen for gifting them that game on a silver platter when the game itself was very much winnable for Buffalo.Same Bills as always then
Thoughts on Coen’s wife?
Don't feed the trolls, anon. Everyone knows the Bills are better than the Patriots. The Bills are very clearly winning the AFCE this season while the Patriots will be struggling just to clinch a wildcard.
Future HoFer Sonny Styles
Anyone else noticing that the refies have been going sickomode across the league this season?
general is dead !
>>158191729She looks like she doesn't know how to be rich. Leather/Leopard/Chanel that hair, it just comes off as tacky. She'd look better in something a bit more boutique with a more casual hair style
Chargers can still come back and win every game left and probably win the division
What a worthless useable general this has become
>>158191798>>158191827Some here have jobs you welfare kweenz. Not all of us have the time to type >black qbs at 3 in the morning.
The debate is over
>>158191729coal burner
>>158191841Did Purdy pass your eye test in college or did you trust the (((analytics))) that said he was le bad
Im having liquor and pizza for breakfast
>>158191868Wholesome
>>158191868Gross
>>158191852I barely watched anyone in the 2022 draft class i was working 12 hour shifts in a factory and dating a Dutch girl which took up 90% of my time. The money was worth it the girl wasn't
Your QB gets better later in games, right?
The Eagles have lost to every team with a winning record and the teams they’ve defeated have a cumulative record of 1-1-8. This team is cooked.
>>158191933the team is probably strung out on fentanyl all year round losers
Can the Washington Commanders recover from last weeks embarrassment? Everyone is talking about what a low IQ player Jayden Daniels is.
I don't think I can drink all day again. It's 7 am and I thought it was 7 pm, my dad died, my gf broke up with me and I am just not participating anymore.
>>158191948I wouldn't want that idiot on my team
>>158191931Joeybortionbros…
Honestly Penis looks pretty dam good when healthy
>>158191868Are you at a hotel in Vegas or something?
>>158191962No it's just Wednesday
>>158191868Me at the airport
I couldn’t be more bored at work bros
I don't think I would want Gayleb on my team
>>158191933Just like my islanders
>>158191959Your standards for black qbs are so fucking low they wrap back around to being racist and you cream your jeans when one of them is semi-passable. Penix is not good.
>>158188525McVay is replacing Herbie on Thursdays, book it.
>>158191989Listen to a boomer talk about any competent black person they know, it’s like how you would describe a well behaved cat. But this is how they have been conditioned to treat the ferals their whole life.
>NFL considering flexing Eagles Redskins out of SNFWhy was this even considered in thebfirat place.
>>158192005the NFCE is gigantic market: the division
>>158191950Feel for you bro I'd give your bussy a hug if i was there. is there anything you have to look forward to? Sometimes even just a little motion can get you through unbearably rough times
>>158192016shit teams with black qbs
>>158192020And STILL more rings than your team
>>158192005Redd talked them into it
>>158192022My team has 5 :)
Colin Cowherd is a g but holy shit his taste in film is insanely plonked. How anyone could be 60+ and have two of their five favorite films as Spotlight and Argo is beyond me
>>158192029Five.Five dollar.Five dollar footloooooooongAny any any
>>158192030Spotlight and Argo are Gen X bait, like Dances with Wolves was boomer bait (although I like that movie)
>>158192039The world you were born into no longer exists.
2010 was 16 years ago
Jayden Daniels made the most inept QB decision that I've ever seen. When you need good decision making, you just can't count on a black quarterback.
>>158192116It was just Dak running for 5 yards all over again
>>158190292My vikies yayyyy
>>158192030this is a fucking oscar bait entry level shit list, there is no personality to it
>>158192030Oppenheimer that high is fucking insane
>>158192116JD isn’t even a full black, he’s blasian. He should know better. His Japanese blood is boiling with the frenzied disappointment of his ancestors.
you now remember tuanons
>>158192116>part-Japanese QB>can’t do basic math
>>158192139>anon(s)It was just one guy
If you're not top right then your team's fucking ass bro
>>158192030Literal ragebait. He did this on purpose. The only thing that's close to being correct is Silence of the Lambs which is why he placed it at #1 to make everything else below it seem plausible. Even I could come up with a objectively better list and my knowledge of /tv/ is below average.
>>158192030He was 100% right about Baker, so he might be cooking here.
All these guides and charts are gay, if your QB is in top 10 touchdown passes he's a good QB, the end.
The Chiefs community demands to know why Josh Simmons isn’t playing
>>158192166>>158192030>No classicsPlonked indeed. For my momey Gone With the Wind is the greatest film ever made.
>>158192162my boys just need more time
>>158192176I couldn’t care less about analytics
