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canada haven't:1. won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 33 years2. won the highest level international hockey tournament in over 12 years
Flames won suck my ass
SHARKS!SHARKS!and moreSHARKS!discuss
bedard with a point tonight in his season dey byoo
>flames fags finally won a gameGood maybe you fags can shut the fuck up about them now
>>158190353They will burn brighter than ever!
>>158190347>t. jealousy breeds contempt: the post
>>158190353Cope we’re heating up now we have more to talk about
why the fuck is grier so insistent on running askarov, he fucking sucks dickhe sucked dick last season, he's going to suck dick next season, he's not a starting goaltender by any stretch
>>158190358jealous of what? winning??
>they really just lost to the 2026 calgary flames lol
In all seriousness if flames play like this every game we win the cup
>>158190347>Olympics>highest level
Flames somehow have won a game. Kings and Flyers still remain winless.
why is gary making trooins fans stay up so late tonight?
>>158190370didn't stutter bro, sorry about the confusion. then again, you are efl
>>158190370True, not for Sweden. Finland makes sure of that.
>Will Smith will never make cupcakes for you
>>158190373i didn't even realize la was winless
Islanders wonKnights wonFlames won/hoc/ won
FLAMES have now won as many games as the flylels, kongs, and the dead wongs combined
>>158190360at this point the stats are telling them the main problem is the forward lines not scoring like they should.
>>158190387Who can stop us?
>>158190382>lost to team celebrinnihis legacy
>>158190380Finland won the Olympics with a Liiga B-team
>>158190389reminds me of the martin jones era
Finally…
>>158190394says a lot about how shit sweden is then huh
Gaydar Suniev is a star in the making.
brave of minten to think being celebrini's second backup boyfriend would save him from trouba
>>158190409Get me a beef and cheddar brisket please. I got 50% off a Papa John's pizza tomorrow if you want some 'za.
>>158190409are they good subs?
refpuck in san jose
huomenta>hintz punched mackinnon's nose bloodynice morning
Why is an east coat team playing a west coast team at 11:0)pm eastern time? Is gary a fucking retarded jew faggot?
All this time we were saying our flames rule. :)Why wouldn't you listen?
>>158190417Yes better than Mr sub and subway.
>>158190417If you like hair in your food, sure.
>>158190411Pretty sure the US was playing too
>>158190433oh true and they lost. guess what happened in the last olympics tho bud dwiw kek kwab
>>158190429you have poor tastefirehouse doesnt even bake their bread inhouse
>>158190433>yeah, butkwab. Give my regards to Malmo.
>>158190422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_E-YU-IA8
ynr that canadian whose last ditch effort is to pretend that the 4 nations all star game is a greater accomplishment than winning the stanley cup and/or olympic gold
McAvoy is hungry after his suspension. Bro is crashing the net hard tonight.
Nhl players don’t respect the hockey Canada scum like Dube and formenton and try to purposely injure them.
>>158190420I'm watching kanga and soilers, what's happening in San Jose?
>>158190441and the loser of that prestigious tournament is still desperately trying to downplay the significance of the the 4nash
>>158190453the old bad team is beating the young bad team
>>158190458>prestigiousaccording to whom
the west coast games should always start this late, even later even
>>158190463Gary it was the precursor to the hockey World Cup.
kesselring sucks ass kek
>>158190435How did they lose the most prestigious tournament to a bunch of Euro league shitters so many times?
Why are the most annoying Canadian posters the ones who cheer for American teams?
>>158190465oh in that case opinion discarded kwab>>158190468no nhl players allowed tranny don't be disingenuous. go on your paper route and jack off to your gay magazines.
>>158190470The most annoying ones are Albertans.
fucking asskarov
>>158190474>hating on Mitch and flames bros in 2026
>be celebrinni>chimp out at mcavoy>bruins race down the ice and scorekwab git gud kid
Shark chuds...
>>158190470Ask the softpusycuck fangay.
>sh4rkies
Is Askarov shit?
>>158190483Slow heavy hitter. I could never stand him.
>muh Samir boogeyman
>>158190478celebitchi should look at what happened in the playoffs last year before talking shit to McAvoy.
Why is Player 1 playing for Edmonton?
>>158190488true
>>158190471Doesn’t sound like a very great tournament then if even Skoda Cup has higher level players
>>158190492if even the what
>>158190483First season watching NHL? He's been ass since he got traded to SJS. Nashville made out like kings and they got dogshit back for him.
>>158190495Pretty sure its a chewing tobacco.
>>158190499oh yea my bro used to get the spearmint one
eating sardines in tomato sauce on crackers
>>158190488are you inviting macklin to start using his supply of suicide bombers?
is this levi guy actually good
>>158190502sounds gay
>>158190474leafs and habs fans are significantly worsebut they rarely come to /hoc/ thankfully
>>158190502Boogie is now engaged to his girlfriend and they are getting married this summer.
>>158190485I played Sophitia. Hot little blonde slut
>>158190502i gotta get back into /deenz/
>>158190502bleak
hey wildlands bro are you here
>>158190505I'm saying he is liable to get a stick across his face if he keeps fucking with McAvoy.
>>158190520>wild
>>158190520hes with odog now
>>158190409Jesus christ have people in Calgary been starving because the Flames couldn't win games?
>>158190526rip
Good job buffalo giving away an elite goalie to Edmonton for literally nothing.
>>158190528You made that joke last thread, it was ok, i smiled, but it wasn't worth re-posting.
>>158190523i mean, if mcavoy wants gary to have him killed, that's his business.assuming he even got out of the building
germany flame's bro is gonna be happy when he wakes up :))
Why don't we have a video of bitchkinnon's face getting shattered in tonight's game?
>>158190516I played her cute sister
>>158190539i stopped making webms because i got sick of seeing forty webms i made get posted every single thread by you, you faggot
>oilers now have depth>oilers now have an elite dcore>oilers have mcdavid and drai>oilers fixed their goaltending>oilers have an elite cup winning coachWho can stop them?
haven't made a webm since prolly 2021
>>158190536I just woke up :))I love my flames :)))Thanks for cheering on my behalf friends :)
canada:1. lose bigly 2. no milly3. no lifetime4. 515. overtaken by more indians than sweden with somalis
>>158190546cool story, bro.
might fry up some eggs for a quick little snack
>>1581905575 is a good thing chud
>>158190562hell yeah
holy fuck the kings are ass
>kongs
>>158190547you know who
>>158190568Just wait until you find out who their next captain will be after doughty.
They should start arresting players that do dangerous things on ice. Like No sweetie. that isnt a spearing penalty thats flat out assault and you need to be imprisoned.
shorks are afraid to shoot kwab
downloaded the new castlevania demo
>>1581905824 reel
>>158190581Just think what this would have resulted in if sports leagues actually followed up on that shit..
>>158190577It's gonna be McDavid there buddy t. Commissioner Bettman
TOO MUCH MAN
macklin scored
SHARKS!!!
TOO MUCH SHARK!
>need powerplays to keep up with the broonskek, nice twink team you got there SJ.
>>158190613thanks :)
>>158190613to be fair, it's difficult to win when your defenders are all hiding behind the goal
nurse got btfo
nurse got btfo kwab
NIGGA IN A FIGHT!FINISH YOUR DRINK!
kek nurse got MOGGED.
fucking BLASTED by big z
>those women cowering from the fight
Black sisters...
Nurse sharks are gay.
another buck was broken today.
Nurse should not have taken that fight against Big Z
Utah is making playoffs
Ever notice how there isn't a Great black Shark?
>>158190643PROOOOOOHH :D
>>158190417the firehouse near me is fantastic
>>158190643With Arizona's roster.
>>158190647:)
>>158190653They deserved better.
wait the flames WON?
Reminder the coyotes beat the oilers in their last game.
>>158190661They tried their best not to, but they did it.
>shork5
It's over.
misa is a bust kwab
>>158190675It's been over for 300 years for you, sven.
>>158190664
>>158190683Are you still mad that that we disagreed over the Olympics?
>>158190684:(
>>158190684don't post this :(
>>158190693the yotes were directly responsible for auston matthews, arizona earned the right to keep a teamwhat the fuck has utah done, where's their 60+ goal scorer
>>158190690I don't even know who you are, faggot. But you are gay.
Thank you Gary for a dark dark night in hockey history.
>>158190699Kek, I'm sure you don't
>tfw all the good guys won tonight
*scores*
I cried watching the coyotes fans lose their team. I probably wouldn’t have if I was younger. But this is kind of embarrassing but I discovered empathy at 28 years old and I’m a kind and empathetic guy.
>>158190698Utah offered them a stadium instead of a College rink.
>>158190718Been a painful night
>>158190716*loses like a loser*
>>158190717That's just your testosterone levels plummeting
Feel bad for all the broons fans sleeping right now. Gary fucked them out of seeing >their team assraped celebitchi and his twink friends and overpaid washed-up/never-have-been defensemen.
>>158190717Okay Ian how is your mother in law's basement
It's time to get rid of Misa and Cagnoni.
>>158190720merulo was going to spend like a billion and a half dollars out of pocket to build the new stadium in tempe but the city voted it down because the proposal included using taxpayer money to clean up a literal toxic waste dump
Carlos hasn’t posted here since his team lost.
>>158190717I did too, after having been joking about them relocating for 10 years.
>marchment>kesselring>nurse>troubangrier masterclass kwab!
>>158190738Translation: Arizona doesn't deserve Merulo
Another 90%+ night by Skinner btw
Powerful
how would u rate the frenzy?
>>158190775Possibly the worst night of hockey in the history of the sport.
>>158190775buncha SHIT teams
>on the shit end of a back-to-back>playing a team that gary loves put them against a back-to-back against, because "muhhhh proximity, despite that team not even playing the day before>3rd string goalie>missing top 2 d-man, 4th best d-man/captain, 3rd & 4th line bangers>durrrrr where is daaa wiiiyullddd man?kek. glad /hoc/ thinks of me even on a day clearly marked as a scheduled loss.
>>158190775I had fun with all my frens on /hoc/ and my team won!
canes lost staal and hall, will they call up nadeau or unger sorum??
I'm gonna play bomberman, and there is nothing you chumps can do about it!
Yeah…. I’m thinkin my Devils are back to .500
Ship it.
>>158190653The Leafs actually lost to this
how are we feeling about that road trip leafs fans
I just want to remind you guys that. That was it. Thats what ruined our hockey schedule. Enjoy 2 games every other day now.
>>158190927I hate him
broship won
>>158190825:)
>>158190927The fuck? This real?
took a shit and showered
>>158190978usually the other way around for me :/
>>158190978nice, took a shit, shaved my head and then showered myself.
>>158190986good job!
Do you think OV is forklift certified?
>>158191053no
>>158191054He's going to have to hire a guy to take care of his new forklift.
Took a red wings in detoilet
>>158191053I don't think Russians care about safey. Explains why alot of them are dying. But who cares?
>>158191053I doubt it considering the Russian military hasn't learned to use pallets yet
>>158191075kek
>>158191075I thought because Ovi was getting goals that they were winning the war...
>>158191100*ping*
>losing to the flames
>>158190720the college rink was kino, I enjoyed the game I went to thereall you can eat concessions and a great view rip yotes
>>158191233i appreciate concessions
Say what you want about the flames but they own the ducks
Money puck said the playoff odds just changed but they’re the same from yesterday so it’s not up. Retards
>>158190358Jealous of what? Your silver medals? The suspiciously Cup-shaped empty space you've been lovingly showing off for 33 years and counting? Nah, I think we're good.
>>158190424Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
>>158191233the real truth is gary knew hockey in the desert was a failure until 2014, when the VGK started to become a thing, but his faggot jew ego prevented the team from leaving too soon, so he wanted until the golden showers were gifted a cup and then snip the nuts of arizona having an NHL team.
>>158191304because normie cazzie redditors sometimes browse these threads and answers to questions like that have a 1% chance of firing off a neuron in their brains and getting them to think.
>>158190626He should've known better than tangling with Big Z 2.0, he hates black people
>>158191313Because games aren’t going to be at 4:00 local time you retard
>>158191341why not? what % of bay area people have a 9-5 factory shift? they're all WFH and tech bros they can easily call a day early
>>158190775Got to see my Broons buckbreak the Shorks, not too goddamn bad in my book
>>158191345Are you retarded are or just pretending?
>>158191345nobody takes tuesday time off, that's like the worst day for it.
110 goals scored tonight
>>158191363Frozen frenzy record not sure what the nhl record is.
>>158191341Nah, it's because you are gay. You faggot redditor.
Knowing that Sweeney seriously made a play to try and trade Zadorov (or anyone or anything at all) for Nurse is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. Thank God the big Russian retard wasn't having it.
I THINK FROZEN FRENZY SUCKS
someone, probably some faggot shorks fat white libtard, actually thinks nurse won this fight.https://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/n274432
Is Askarov the problem or the defense?
>>158191419nobody thought that bro
>>158191410Retard
>>158191416Just like my penguins ):
Ok it’s up now
>>1581914241 queer did...bro.
13 games played for kongs + philthy and not a single win between them kwab
>>158191424>>158191435also, 9 queers thought mcfaggon "won" his fight against roope.
>>158191436that's why gary created garypoints.
GET RID OF CAGNONI AND ORLOV. been bawling my eyes out all morning over that loss
>>158191445yea orlov needs to retire
>>158191351>>158191352can they really not have it at 6 or 7 PST? it HAS to be at fucking 8 (8:30 puck drop thanks Gary). how about 7:30 local? the stadium would be empty because people NEED that 30 minutes?
>>158191445you stop your pissing and moaning about misa in the past 3 hours then?
we don't piss and moan here
we shit and make overtly sexual moans
>>158191419People have always trolled on HockeyFights, they cast votes for guys who get one-punched just to ruin the unanimous vote.
>>158191454Misa is fine he can still prove himself
hokum was cool
>>158191463That's actually called a marner here
>>158191485oh nope we don't call those that here now
I just like to.have a poo and not worry so much about the linguistics
>>158191453Literally just one night because every game had a different start time
Rebuild over Cup or bust
Mornin' /hoc/What a game between Buffalo and Montreal last night, eh? Me thinks they are destined to meet in the playoffs again!
sunrise is getting later and later, it's not as fun doing pushups and making eggs in the dark
>>158191624im going to bed soon
>>158191625but you just woke up that's crazy
Coffee time
say my name
>>158191770seattle s
calgary bros that was a big two-pointer, we might be back
>flames play themselves out of a good draft pick but not into the playoffs Tale as old as time
