Kevin Patullo Edition
why are they like this?
>>158192756LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD FAGGOT
Bussy
>>158192770Nobody cares about the previous thread. That's like reading yesterday's newspaper
>>158192770you were in the previous thread, retard
>early bye weekIs this good or bad?
>NEWS:PHI: Eagles are 2-3 and the teams they’ve defeated have a cumulative record of 1-1-8
>>158192777Chiefs are going to lose to the Chargers, cap this
>>158192772imagine the time this Faggot put into thisYou are a giant fucking faggot
>>158192756Hey I think this guy made my McGriddle this morning
>>158192779>8 tiesretard
Milt Plum make ya glum?
>>158192788Checked
>>158192774Im not always retard. I have to places for long periods of time and sometimes want to read previous threads on certain days maybe I miss 3 or 4 and can't back track them with 100% ease because faggots like you don't link the previous thread RETARD
i still don't understand why so many people thought shedeur was an elite QB prospect
The Chargers really are just that bad, huh?
>>158192800Who the fuck actually reads /nfl/ 500 posts at a time? You need to keep up with us calling each other faggots and retards? You're surely not getting any football knowledge out of it.
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is showing his teammates that his hammy is fine now with a naked downward dog stretch in the team showers right now.
>>158192807You're a faggot and a retard
>>158192806Yes. Every fucking year they try to sell us on them not being shit and every year they are high mid to complete dogshit.
>>1581927941 win1 tie8 lossesYou are a retard.go back to the quality learing center if you can’t understand
>>158192800>sometimes want to read previous threads…why?
You guys want to hear a funny joke? Cam Ward. Lmao
>>158192800>reading old /nfl/ threadsI've been collecting my nail clippings since I was 10, but you're even weirder than me
The Chiefs Haters Official Cope Schedule for the 2026-2027 Season>HAHA MAHOMES IS WASHED>KELCE IS RETIRING NOW THAT HES MARRIED TO TAYLOR KEK>YOU PAID A RB 14 MILLION AFTER 1 GOOD GAME>YOUR DRAFT CLASS SUCKS>LMAO YOUR LT IS CHASING THE DRAGON AGAIN>BIENEMY IS TRASH>THIS IS THE CHARGERS YEAR>DYNASTY OVER>BRONCOS D IS ELITE LOOKS LIKE YOURE HAVING A BO INDUCED MELTY>NOBODY BELIEVES IN BLO DIX>THE FACT THAT YOU WENT INTO OT WITH THE COLTS IS EMBARRASSING>WALKER WILL BE OUT BY WEEK 4 IF YOU KEEP RUNNING HIM LIKE THAT>MOST FRAUDULENT 4-0 TEAM EVERYou are here>FUCKING REF BABIES>YOU ALMOST LOST TO X TEAM!>HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU THEY SUCKED>(Insert old ring chasing WR) IS WASHED WONT MOVE THE NEEDLE>BULLSHIT FUCKING REF BABIES>YOURE TOTALLY FUCKED AFTER (Insert Player) GETS INJURED>KEK COULDNT EVEN BEAT THE RAZORCAKES>THE ONLY REASON YOU EVEN MADE THE OFFS IS THE AFCW SUCKS>WHO CARES ITS THE (Insert AFC Middleweight)?!!!>JOSH ALLEN IS A FUCKING CHOKE ARTIST AND THE REFS CARRIED YOU ALL SEASON>FUCK THIS RIGGED WWE BULLSHIT>IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU WON ANOTHER RING BRADY HAS MORE REEEEEEEE!!!
>>158192807Someone who has absolutely no life and nothing going on who has formed a parasocial relationship with a bunch of shitposters who care nothing for him. Bit sad innit.
>>158192819timestamped collection pic NOW
>>158192813Show one sport that records in like that in their standings and not win-loss-tie
McDermott to the JetsSiriani to the Buccaneers
Why has Herbert’s production been so shit this year? Is it Harbaugh or McDaniels?
>>158192813anon just accept that you were wrong in a stupid way
Chargers don't even have a city let alone a stadium or fans. Just sell them disfranchised them at this point
>>158192777Depends how injured your team is. I prefer byes around week 10 if my team is relatively healthy.
I’ve been cataloguing the worst /nfl/ threads for a while and needless to say this one takes the cake. Faggot OP didn’t even have the courtesy of linking the previous thread. This was my honest reaction.
My Chargies!
>>158192833American is read from left to right you fucking weeb. You would assume that 1-1-8 means 1 win, 1 tie, and 8 losses.
>>158192813Records in football are Win-Loss-Tie.
>>158192768Looks like AI
>>158192841Win loss tie
>>158192841Ignore those flyovers, score records are read wins/ties/losses because wins/losses/ties is unintuitive and makes no fucking sense. You were right.
Whatever, I was wrong, but that’s still stupid and it should be wins-ties-losses. I could heem all of you faggots anyway.
>>158192851based>>158192853cringe
Win loss tie
We just have a SB preview this Saturday
>>158192862Win tie loss guy gonna double down KWAB
>>158192821I hope we play you in the playoffs. What are you going to do when Walker can't do anything?
>>158192777You want your bye week in the middle of the season. Too late and your team takes a beating just getting to the bye week. Too early and you have a marathon run to the playoffs.
>>158192840WILL upset the Chiefs!!
>>158192802You need to understand something anon. He got hyped because he annoyed white people. Thays the only reason. It’s why blacks promoted him, it’s why liberals promoted him. It has absolutely nothing to do with how he played. It’s because regular white people were annoyed by him. This is how the (((media))) works.
>>158192831Too drunk on Madison's Beer
>>158192831>Is it Harbaugh or McDaniels?It's because Justin Herbert is not a good quarterback.
>>158192862What the fuck is going on in that division?
>>158192828It’s a soccerfag.
Why is every detractor of sportsmen like>oh he gonna be at mcdonalds hahaYou know even the lowest contracts pay six figures right?And they'll have the connections of being a pro sportsman in the first place
low iq contrarians are seething because of the media’s “he needs more help” narrative, which has blinded them to the fact that Herbert is on a team unfit for any qb and he’s throwing to plumbers and McDonalds janitors
I still criticize players for the ridiculous amounts of money they make, but it somewhat makes sense. We all have our cringe moments, but when you’re a pro athlete, EVERYONE sees you being cringe. And we can watch it endlessly now because of the internet. I’d want good compensation for that too.
>>158192865College teams don't play in the Superbowl
This thread is gonna be great to read in 5 hours after a long hard day's work.
>>158192920Just stay off the Internet if you're famous. It's literally that simple.
>>158192927I don’t work hard so I post on the clock. I don’t waste my free time here.
>>158192912idiotic management
>>158192922I meant Thursday
>>158192942We already had the super bowl preview on Monday.
>>158192912>Giants are a good team missing their QB, still have a competent backup so they're not the dregs of the league>Eagles are losing key players, have already lost key players in the off-season, have added practically no impactful players, and are also generally retarded >Dallas is the same old shit, good offense, TERRIBLE defense, offense nowhere near good enough to make up for it, Dak nowhere near clutch enough to make anything happen >Commanders have a glass QB and now everyone finally realizes he's also retarded If Dart were healthy they'd be 4-1 at worst and the division would damn near already be locked down. Shame for the Giants.
>>158192947That was wildcard weekend preview
Jimbo can’t cheat like he did at Michigan.
>>158192882I WANNA BELIEVE!
Panthers are going to the super bowl though
>>158192947>rams>making the Superbowl Motherfuckers have to win games to get to the bowl. They're a losing team right now.
I want to get good at sucking dick.
>>158192970Trip on, Temujin.
>>158192965>chargers go 2-15>both wins against the chiefsWould be kino.
>>158192970forgot pic
>>158192966Their defense is absolutely guttedUnless Bryce can will 35 points a game they're not doing it
Good Morning Football has really gone down hill
>>158192956Giants suck
>>158192979And everybody clapped
>>158192970https://www.nfl.com/careers/
Mina Kimes. That's it. That's the post.
NIGGERRR NIGGER NIGGERRNIGGERRR NIGGER NIGGERRNIGGERRR NIGGER NIGGERR
that golddigger groastie attacked kellen moore
>>158192880I hope we play you guys too. Because you suck.
>>158192983All the talking heads aren't worth watching really. They just say what everyone is already thinking. It's confirmation bias television.
>>158192995She's turning into a Korean man.
>>158192995I bet she's good at Starcraft
>>158192995Doesn't know ball
Why isn’t anyone talking about the cowboys-packer game? Aren’t they the two largest fanbases in the NFL? Imagine if the NBA didn’t talk about lakers Celtics
>>158193038>>158193032>>158193029Simp faggots
Are there any hot chicks in here that want to PM
>>158193055>>158192860
>>158193045No Micah
>>158192756Shegals...
>>158193055>hot chicks who like football Keep dreaming. All you're gonna find are stinky milfs.
>>158193048I think you're confused as to the definition of the word simp
DUH MEATYUH PUNDIHTS SAY ONE THING SO I BELIEVE THE OPPOSITE. THEYUH SAY HERBERT NEEDS MORE HELP, IUH SAYS HE HAS TOO MUCH HELP EVEN THOUGH I CANT NAME 2 PLAYERS ON THE CHAGUHS I ACT LIKD HES THROWING TO PRIME RANDY MOSS NO SIRREE CANT FOOL ME MEATYUH
Got a little over an hour to kill what would to do
Copilot predicts week 6:Thursday Night FootballBroncos 24, Seahawks 20London GameJaguars 27, Texans 16Sunday Afternoon Bears 30, Falcons 24Ravens 23, Browns 17Colts 27, Titans 13Patriots 23, Jets 13Giants 24, Saints 21Steelers 20, Buccaneers 16Rams 34, Cardinals 20Chiefs 31, Chargers 17Bills 34, Raiders 27Packers 28, Cowboys 24Monday Night Football49ers 35, Commanders 17
>>158193083dip into that book you're reading
SOUL
>>158193073why is bryce young in a jags uniform?
>>158193092Thank you for keeping us posted on what the Dov, the King of /sp/, has to say.
>>158193078Get off the internet and practice not throwing the ball directly to the DBs, Justin.
>>158193092This isn't /cfb/
>>158192995I bet people around her hate her
>the rams kicker was too busy trying to fuck insta thots he neglected his kicking skillswew
>>158193097
>raiders lose to hated east coast>dem sois lose to hated east coast>lambs lose to hated east coast>bills win>pats winkek
>>158193118>getting dunked on by a thotoof
Is trading puka for chase and aj brown fair? I have all the rams players and need to diversify before bye week
Why is California so bad at football? Their teams combined are 2-8
>>158191680>Patriots got lucky. Simple as.that's what chiefs told themselves when the broncos started winning. It's hard to accept when there's a new sheriff in town
>>158193092hm wonder where that design idea came from
>>158192756Playoff picture a decade ago
>>158192756Week 6 Player Rankings:QB:1. Purdy2. Goff3. T-Law4. Allen5. Mahomes6. Bryce Young7. Pennix8. Love9. Lamar10. StroudOffense:1. Gibbs (best player overall)2. Trey McBride3. Bijan4. Kenneth Walker5. Brock Bowers6. Deon Dawkins7. Trent Williams8. Jonathan Taylor9. Parker Washington10. Jaylen WarrenDefense:1. Fred Warner2-10. dont care10.
>>158193142You forgetting the 49ers? 5-0.
>>158193153>4. AllenHe's played like complete dogshit in the last 3 games.
>>158193148We got robbed of the worst QB superbowl match-up in decades because Goodell instructed the refs to keep small market Jacksonville out of the big game
>>158193055I'm a qt girl
Can Jacobs have the NFLPA force the league to make a decision with his suspension?
>>158193148It repeats except this time Jags beat Pats and win SB
>>158193092Those look incredibly lazy. Like somebody prompted an ai to make a football jersey for bayside high.
>>158193169nope. jewdell has ultimate power in criminal matters.
>>158193172>it repeatsIs Cam Ward suddenly going to become elite and carry the tits to the playoffs?
>>158193083Push ups or crunches ya dumby
>>158193179So he's fucked. Great
>>158193191>So he's fucked. GreatCorrect. Puckers and Gaylo are flushed.
>>158193159Allen is literally the reason they won on Monday
BREAKING: Josh Simmons LT is returning to practice. Mahomes will finally have time to throw. It's over for the AFC.
BREAKING: Mahomo sucks haha
BREAKING: Mahomes sucks poop logs
>>158193208Weird, I thought it was all the missed FG's.
>>158193212*overthrows another reciever for a pick*
>>158193208>>158193232>Allen is literally the reason they wonHe had 15 passing yards, 1 INT, 1 fumble, and a 40 passer rating by half time. He couldn't throw the ball so he regressed into a black rushing QB, but you only have a problem when blacks rely on rushing since you're racist.
If Bryce is too short why he good now?
>>158193250probably big cock
>>158193248Josh Allen IS a black man, retard.
>>158193250Psychic powers that allow him to throw the ball without seeing his target
>>158193127Damn he really did get owned by that thot
>>158193127>i have the best job in the worldNot anymore.
I just found out my German waifu likes the Bills.
goff gets ya off?
>>158193212How long before he sits out because of "personal issues" or a phantom injury no doctor can diagnose?
We have never seen anything like this...
>>158193201I see what you did there. His name is Jordan Love, which is sometimes shortened to Jaylo, and you changed that to Gaylo. The immense creativity is why it’s funny.
>>158193242Mahomes deep pass was his only flaw in recent seasons but that returned. >Pro Football Focus placed Mahomes first in its Week 5 quarterback rankings. >PFF credits him with a 6.7% big-time throw rate that leads the league. His 1.3% turnover-worthy play rate is the fourth-lowest mark in the NFL.>>158193217>>158193224I can't remember the last time Mahomes lost a game when he had a stable OL.
>>158193292I do believe that Dov has never seen a straight man before.
>>158193292>is that a young man who is… horny?!? oh my science and fauci above >chop his evil p*nis off right now
I have to go to the store and get more milk I am almost out
>>158193298Josh knows he's on a tight leash. If he didn't have so much potential they would have benched him.
>>158193288The mic grip is the same technique she would need to use to jerk you off.
>>158193334You need some money, sweetie?
>>158193348No I need a gallon of 2% milk
>>158193250He’s still growing. In 5 years he’ll have to retire to go play center in the NBA.
>>158193288God I HATE those microphones so much why do all these useless influencer faggots and cunts have one and hold it like that ffs
>>158193365Give me homo
>>158193153>>158193208>AllenI'm not one of those fags that complain about refs but jesus christ, they moved him 80 yards in one of the drives. He would have went 3 & out on multiple occasions but the flags kept bailing him out.
>Niners vs Commanders MNFBut why tho
>>158193402trap game. its going to be a humiliation ritual
>>158193309Good job figuring that one out, ChatGPT.
>>158193402To hear Joe Buck really ridicule the Manders operation on the broadcast
>>158193332I wonder what an evil penis feels like...
>>158193288What’s her name Whenever I go to Germany I see so many women I want to wife up
I am getting paid to do nothing at work and shit up the board.
>>158193486Got a link to an application for this job
>>158193486Same>>158193492You want a coding job in a family owned business
Bros, I’ve been thinking. Maybe this whole being-a-racist-and-a-misogynist thing isn’t the way. I need to stop saying/writing/thinking dumb things that I later regret. I apologize.
>>158193118kek some superteam
>>158193492I live in Alaska and went through 2 years of training to get here, unlike the computer nerd who also replied to you
I want to be a woman.
It's the 4th Quarter, 5 minutes left. Who is your QB in that moment?
For me it's Big Day with Peter Schrager
>>158193619me
>>158193619Give me Purdy
>>158193619joshie of course. the only qb in nfl history
>>158193619Tua. Real ones understand you gotta play to lose.
>>158193619The commies have to consider trading or drafting a QB. Jayden being injury prone is one thing, but him botching that OT drive is unforgivable. That's an unfixable low game IQ problem.
>>158193619Taysom Thrill
>>158193619He is the best in the league except at what matters the most when it matters the most.
Kay Adams wants to ride his cock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyFwWb8lBYI
>>158193733buy an ad, Kay
Mahomes is going undefeated and unlike brady, he will win his owl effortlessly. Where winning back to back again to set up the second three peat chance. Chiefs win 33-20 against the niners and beat the packers 27-10 in 2027.
>>158193733she looks like a walled tranny now.
>>158193561you can't be, you need to accept yourself how God made you
Worked out a system to creepshot my work crush, now I’ve just gotta wait for her to not wear a sweater so I can get a good shot :)Anyway, Seahawks @ Broncos has all the hallmarks of a slurper. That game is going to blow
>>158193743Dude I don’t want to beat the 9ers AGAIN. It’s fucking boring at this point. I hope the Eagles get their shit together so we can settle the tie.
>>158193402Aiyuk revenge game, da belt is comin'
>>158193774does he think hes on the team or something?
>>158193756The eagles aren't making an owl run anytime soon. Their team is no longer bus rider eligible so the only way they make an owl in the next 5 years is if they trade for a quality qb that knows what he's looking at.
>>158193744>she looks like a walled tranny now.Why are newfags acting so surprised by Kay Adam's face? She transforms every 8 months and oscillates between bog and mog. We've known this about her for at least 5 years.
>>158193820All the more reason their owl win has an asterick. Eventually it'll come out they where cheating and the owl will be disqualified to mahomes instead.
>>158193853have you looked at the tape? queefs were playing like shit
>>158193743>>158193756>Mahomes is going undefeated The 49ers are the only team I see going undefeated since they already got past the hardest stretch of their schedule. Chiefs play the Bills and that's an automatic loss.
>>158193743Mahomes isn't winning it all. It's gonna be a pats chiefs conference and he will lose to drake maye to set up the start of the next dynasty. Sorta like the tick rule game
>>158193893you have to make the playoffs in order to reach the the conference championship, anon.
>>158193853>>158193880>Eventually it'll come out they where cheatingAfter the league changed their policy the Eagles could no longer get tush pushes. They were jumping early and everyone knew it.
>>158193880Patrick played well if our defense had stopped the eagles from scoring 40 we wouldve won
>>158193292erin fuchs ya
whens mahomo gonna stop spamming the walker button and throw the ball? muh points!!!
>>158193743You shouldn't talk about an undefeated season until your team is at least 14-0.
>>158193903>Tranny preseething about mahomes eventual owl run.How exactly do you yourself think mahomes is missing the offs? We hold both tie breakers (bronkeks and fagders) and are 2 games ahead. What say your cope will be when mahomes wins his 4th?
>>158193932Against the Raiders they were missing their starting LT Josh and their coach benched their starting LG. Their WR1 and WR2 got injured.
>>158193941I was talking about Maye and the Patriots.
>>158193883I don’t think anyone is going undefeated this year. Chiefs-49ers Owl. Nobody really cares. Andy Reid and Mahomes cement themselves as the 49ers boogeyman
>>158193936I'm calling it now. If we don't win the owl this year then mahomes is washed.
lel at Bijan seeing what was about to happen and trying to get Tua out of there.
The most beautiful throw in the game is a 1 on 1 over the shoulder throw
>>158193952they're gonna go for tyreek in november arent they kek
>>158192777>>158192881This shit is stupid, half the teams should have bye weeks around week 9 and the other half of the teams get their bye week at week 10.
I fully believethe only team mahomes could lose to are the Bengals or patriots. Neither one will make the playoffs if all goes to plan. Wanna make sure we get the bills or ravens for the conference so it's a guaranteed owl with no ref ball or OT coin toss ref rigging
Ninteteen week, eighteen game seasonEvery team gets one bye week between weeks 4 and 8, then another bye week exactly nine weeks later
>>158194006I would unironically just do a midseason break
>>158193994Patriots beating the Chiefs later this season is going to be so bittersweet for everyone who hates both teams
>>158193960Will you livestream your suicide if it doesn't happen
>>158193994Mahomes has shit running down his face and mouth right now because he cant stop slurping poop.
>>158194015The NFL can't tolerate the idea of there being an entire in season weekend with no football
>>158194020This isn't true, you have no proof of this happening
>>158193994people act like the chiefs are the niners kryptonite but they didn't win those bowls, the niners lost them.
>>158193971Definitely. I’ve been calling it since before the season started.>>158193994Meh. They’ll drop an easy one or two in the next month or so because they’re short handed at receiver and they’ll lose to the Bills in the regular season before they sleepwalk through the playoffs.
>>158194006Bye weeks are dumb. Removing them would certainly stop all the injuries since they don't have an awkward gap where they become softer.
>>158194028I’ve seen the photos.
>>158194035Mahomes won both handedly. If you want to cope and say your team was shit in a must win game I'll happily take it otherwise lol.
>>158193994Jags run defense is the biggest threat to the Chiefs. Walker is carrying the team now, not Mahomes. If you shut him down they will struggle.
>>158193960>>158193743Mahomes is still not back despite him putting up comparable stats to his 2022 MVP season. Athletes say it takes 1 year to physically recover from an ACL/MCL injury and another year to get your confidence back, Mahomes isn't even a year into his recover.>The WR and TE room is sus, and they just lost their deep threat>The OL is spotty>The pass rush is non-existentChiefs are a K9 injury away from disaster. He's injury prone too.
>>158194022Yes and I agree with them. Who gives a fuck if the pampered multimillionaires are possibly theoretically but not guaranteed to be .0004% more likely to be injured with a week 5 bye compared to a week 8 bye?
>>158194064Nah Johnson is a monster too. Simmons coming back means Benson moves to the right which is his natural position.
>>158194058Jags have never beat playoff mahomes in the offs. *
>>158194082What did Simmons do last year aside from quit on the team? He's a non factor
>>158194091They came close in 2022 with a worse team.
>>158194058>Walker is carrying the team now, not Mahomes.True but only due to the circumstances on the OL and WR room, Mahomes is playing at the highest level.https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-quarterback-rankings
>>158194064this
>>158194064Precope. Mahomes is a different threat entirely. If it takes brady a year to stop being a bitch then it only took mahomes one shitty game to get back his confidence against the bronkeks who where also playing the like tore their acls the year prior.
>>158194099He’s a deranged junkie but he’s good when he’s on the field.
If the insane difference between weeks 1-3 Pats and weeks 4-5 Pats isn't enough to make it clear to you that it's too long of a season to call the Superbowl, nothing will
>>158194099>>158194124Keeping taking Ls. When simmons returns and wins protector of the year I want an apology to veach.
>>158194148Dude I’m a chiefs fan and that isn’t happening. He doesn’t get to say the medical team and the second opinion are both wrong about his back and get a pat on the back at the end of the season.
>>158194147Trvke. Watching those pats destroy the raiders season made me ecstatic. It was like the wrongs of this world where made right. The gears got fixed and put back in place and the patriots are ready to step up and burn their division to the ground. Especially since they have the tie breaker over Allen.
>>158194123>If it takes brady a year to stop being a bitch then it only took mahomes one shitty game The steroids athlete take these days must have gotten better. Brady was objectively worse post-injury whereas Mahomes got better.
>>158194147>>158194183The Patriots booty blast the Raiders so hard that it retroactively exposed the Chiefs as frauds.
Nick wright says the rams should consider firing McVay Has McVay’s time passed in LA?
>>158194177Simmons was great last year and will be even better this year. No one has noticed the move the chiefs have pulled. Everyone is too busy looking at the obvious and are not yet worried about simmons. It's like when the packers immediately became a good team after parsons started playing vs not.
>>158194215Nah the Chiefs just mind broke the Raiders and reduced them back to the mean.
>>158194147maybe they should take preseason seriously instead of using the first month to get there shit together. In general though shit teams get off to hot starts and decent teams get off to bad starts literally every year so I don't know why people always act surprised
>>158194229I think we should talk about if the NIners are going to fire Shanahan this season if they don't win the Super Bowl instead.
>>158194215Mahomes has a 3-1 record vs the patriots so I don't think we'll have a problem with bledsow 2.0
>>158194229>Nick wright says the rams should consider firing McVayI can't imagine him saying this. He likes McVay.
>>158194229The Niners should definitely fire Shanahan if they don’t win the Super Bowl this year. Who the fuck keeps a coach who hasn’t won shit in 10 years?
somebody get trey mcbride out of arizona. if im a decent team with a shaky o-line and a receiver away *cough cough* eagles and broncos *cough cough*, id easily give up this years fisrt round and next years first round for him
>>158194240Yeah man like I said he’s good when he’s on the field. Getting him back turns the entire line into a better unit.>SimmonsVery good LT>KingsleyGood LG>CreedGOAT C>SmithVery good RG>BensonHe’s been good as an LT and I think he will be even better at RTThe Chiefs line should be a strength and it’s been very mid without Simmons.
>>158194335>Fellow YuGiOh fanJust for you I will buy the Cardinals and treat them as an expansion team in a complete tear down rebuild
>>158194330>>158194255The eagles are going to fire Sirianni and he actually won an owl. Shanahan got this long leash for no real reason because York is so scared of repeating the same mistake he made with Harbaugh so he’s overcompensating Writing is on the wall though
>>158194229>retard says something retarded
>>158194244I'm so tired of hearing about how a team can go undefeated in early October every season. A Chiefsfag is already doing it at 4-0.
>>158194345Imagine paying Jaylon 20M to sit on the bench.>>158194272Chiefs will lose to the Bills, Bengals, Patriots, Seahawks. They will have a trap game against the Falcons. They will split with the Broncos.
>>158194439theyll lose their yearly regular season matchup against buffalo just to break their hearts in the most painful way in the post season. im gonna say say a joshie goal line fumble this year
>>158194470Chiefs record.
>>158194470>>158194536>They criticized Maye for having an easy schedule
>>158194536>Mahomes losing to the Bills>Or the Bungles>or the Pats>Or the BronkeksLMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
>waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh we need to go 20-0 and win every game by 45 or else fire everyone
>>158194345It's crazy how it took Reid like 5 seasons to fix the o-line. This is why I think the Eagles run is over. If Reid took that long how long will it take Howie.
>>158194588The Chiefs will lose to any run stuffing D
Eagles bros. We're gonna be alright
>>158194596Anyway, go Eagles
>>158194596eagles fans, this is your mindset
>>158194603I wish Greenlaw had put this guy in traction
>>158194607>>158194609>>158194603>>158194596It's actually insane they won a Superbowl, lightning in a bottle
>>158194588>Mahomes losing to the BillsChiefs are 4-0 against the Bills in the playoffs. In the regular season the Chiefs rarely beat the Bills. They're like 1-5 against them, which I assume is the coaches holding back their gameplan for the playoffs.
>>158194607>>158194609Wasn't thinking of the Eagles. Eagles are actually ass Jalen Hurts is abysmal.
>>158194470>Jaylon MooreLook he’s not bad but the deal is bad. Veach had to do something but he way overpaid for a mid player.>Chiefs will loseSeahawks and Bills.>>158194476Yep calling it now. AFCCG is going to be Chiefs-Bills and Snead will get the game winning punch out. Meme of the fucking year.
>>158194572That is a much harder schedule than Maye had last season
>>158194418Because Shanahan can actually coach
>>158194708What division rival would you compare to the Bills because the Chiefs get to play the Jets six times
>shanahan should be fired for not winning a ring>Purdy is a shanahan baby and anyone can look elite in that offense
>>158194697no way, i thought sneed was still on the titans
>>158194572The 49ers are the toughest team on their schedule but the Chiefs are their kryptonite. Mahomes is 5-0 against the niners.
>>158194732Broncos and Raiders both have winning records. Patriots got 4 easy wins against the Jets and Dolphins.
Were the 49ers playing dirty against Seattle?
>>158194753He’s back. He’s been doing much better. The Titans are just that bad. He’s lost a step or two so he hasn’t been our best in coverage but he’s been lighting dudes up in the run game and caused a fumble.
>>158194732im tired of people shitting on the jets. yes they lose, but they typically play up to the competition, they dont roll over like the titans, cardinals, and chargers
For me? It's when James Cook III fumbles the ball, also nobody cares that you are the third nigger named James in your nigger family
>>158194697>Veach had to do something but he way overpaid for a mid player.The Chiefs OL has cost them at least 3 rings so I don't mind overpaying. I didn't expect Jalyon to regress though. Now we know why he's a backup.
Stats are are so dumb most people just use them them to push a narrative instead of using them as a tool to make better decisions >But that's never happened because (stats?I was a virgin for 22 years until I wasn't. >Dude you're not ever going to get laid because you've never been laid for 22 years brto look at the stats!WRONG!
Would he have equaled/topped Brady’s seven rings if my Bears had drafted him? Would my Bears have had their first ever dynasty?
>>158194745Both can be true. He should be fired AND anyone can look elite in his systemToo bad his system doesn’t lead to SB wins
>>158194818yeah but you take those, he's a quarter of their offense, with another quarter being joshie runs another quarter being joshie to kincaid checkdown YAC tuddies, and last being joshie arm punts
Mahomes would’ve lost this owl if 33 wasn’t a fat and slow piece of shit
>>158194572Are you retarded?
>>158194058>Walker is carrying the team now, not Mahomes>>158194602>The Chiefs will lose to any run stuffing DI'm not that delusional Chiefs fan who thinks they're going to go undefeated but put some respect on Mahomes' name. He has the highest win rate in NFL history and did this before he had a run game. As long as he has an OL, he's the favorite in any matchup. (statistically speaking).
>>158194873I love my joshie though, you can plug any nigger in at RB, especially one thay doesn't think he is royalty with III after his name.
>>158194851I have chicano fatigue
>>158194850>would the guy who had a losing record in games 40 or below been a god in cold ass chicago?Probably not, anon.
>>158194877ONLY Mahomes could’ve made this Mahomesian 3 yard pass to a wide open receiver. Anyone else would have missed or gotten sacked.
why in the fuck is it 90 outside? Why is Tua still on my fucking team
We have never seen anything like this.
>>158194818That attitude is why no-one wants to play in Buffalo. How many backs has your franchise squandered?
>>15819494254 degrees here, choose a better place to live lmao.
>>158194877>>158194934Purdy's 2023 roster>Deboo 1,110 total yards>Kittle 1,000 yards>Aiyuk 1,340 yards>CMC 1,460 yardsMahomes' 2023 roster>Toney 170 yards>MVS 300 yards>Pacheco 930 yards>Rashee 930 yards>Kelce 980 yards
Post NFL coaches who kept their jobs for 10+ seasons without winning a ring
Justin Herbert....whatever happened there
>>158194942While watching that game I wondered why isn't Tua a starting QB, there's not 32 QBs who are better than him. Then he enters the game and makes an ass of himself. Now I know.
James Cook III better be careful if he fumbles the ball again any time soon I will kill some niggers like the faggot that replied to me.
>>158194986Marvin Lewis immediately comes to mind.
>>158194994
>>158194973All this proves is that Purdy is a more accurate QB.
wew
That selfish little fuck Shanahan needs to be fired after leading the 9ers to a 5-0 start. If Mahomes is still in the playoff picture, all he’s doing is sabotaging his team’s draft position. Purdy needs more help and the 49ers need to start tanking if they ever want to beat Mahomes in the owl.
Why are the mutthomes dickriders back?
>>158195010If you build an elite team around him then he will be elite sure. If man is mid as fuck and he would not improve any team better than the chargers.
Marshawn Lynch confirmed that eating at Applebee's is better than playing for the Bills
>>158195032Because the Chiefs haven’t been exposed by the Chargers yet.
>>158193262So...intelligence?But he's black
>>158194994I no longer see him as a mediocre player, now I see him as a bad player. The only thing good to come from this season is the mainstream media finally turned on Herbert, so we'll no longer get the offseason IF man hype.
>>158194986
Notice how the statmutt has officially conceded his argument against Brady and is now bringing up ringless frauds instead.
>>158195056He was good his first two yearsWhat happened
>>158195022LMAO this guy is pure filler
>>158194986Andy Reid
"I wish I could leave, but I have 400 children", Bills RB "Trapped in Buffalo"
>>158195032>>158195046>Why are the mutthomes dickriders back?Because Mahomes fans have been through bullshit. His WR1 and WR2 have been injured for the last 4 seasons and it's a circus on the OL. He finally gets a RB and serviceable OL and what do you know, he's back on top of PFF's rankings. If Mahomes had Allen, Jalen, or Purdy's roster he'd be sitting on 6 rings.
>>158195073Good morning sir.
Im getting hungry, gonna order pizza.
Guys quiet! It's time for Nick's Tiers
>>158195071>cant argue brady is the goat>now has to seethe against another white qbStatmutt is definitely brown. Probably of the curry variety too
>>158195101Allen’s roster is nothing special. His defense is giving up 30 points per game. The Bills defense has been anemic for quite some time.
>>158195118Do you think he is quiet when he is getting pegged? I bet he's a moaner.
Who 49ers and dodgers here?
>>158195101>PFFAI garbage
How did the Colts win games last year?
>>158195134Like Mahomes?
>>158194986Kyle “the bridesmaid” ShanahanI’m manifesting him getting the axe at the end of this season
>>158195166>Pls pls pls go to my bengies
>>158195143>PFF>AI garbageCorrection: Uber drivers watching the tv edit on their smartphone, soon to be replaced by AI garbage
>>158195166He should get fired even if the winners win the Superbowl just for wasting their time. 10 years really?
I am frustrated :/
>>158195111Can I get a slice?
>>158195161that one anon's eyes are going to roll back in his head reading this
>>158195071Brady had a solid OL, a top 10 defense, and run game for 20 years on the Patriots. It took Reid 5 seasons to fix the OL and 8 seasons to give Mahomes a RB.It's the biggest myth that Mahomes joined a team with weapons, he had 3 years of Tyreek then 5+ years of nobodies at WR. Kelce carried the entire offense.
>>158195111I want that 'za
>>158195184Imagine dating someone for 10 years and you aren’t married? That’s what Kyle isI’m gonna start calling him the situationship because you just waste time with that
>>158195179Mendoza never played with Marsh thoughever Marsh only transferred ahead of this season
>>158195124>Allen’s roster is nothing special.I'm just talking about the offense. What are two things a QB needs to put up good stats? An OL and RB. Allen has had the best OL and RB for multiple seasons.
>>15819522310 years and no ring?Um sweetie!!!
I want shrimp scamp, ocean bugs are delicious
>>158195161Chiefs need to sign an enforcer to pop Maxx Fagsby in the lip for all his late hits. If you go to the games you can see Maxx giving Mahomes the business on the ground which is not shown on the broadcast. The refs let it happen.
Well? Would you?!
>>158195263When I lived in Alaska we would drop shrimp pots with a can of cat food while we spent all day catching salmon. Tiger and spotted prawns. iykyn
>>158195334oh no
>>158195344Mature a little
Mason Rudolph deserved it
>>158195254You could put Shady in a time machine, put him on the field and the Bills would still spaghetti spray in the playoffs
Is it crazy that if I was building a team I think I would take purdy over any qb besides maybe burrow
>>158195338Have you dug up any razar clams? I made lots of chowder when I lived in Alaska. Truly the heaven of seafood.
>>158195383Of course, I couldn't deal with the dark winters or else I would still be there. Also it's the halibut
>>158195425Based, ever had yellow eye?
>>158195457Kinda shitty to eat a hundred year old fish anon.
>>158195072>He was good his first two years>What happenedThe Chiefs broke his ass. The Chiefs win rate against their division is the highest since the merger; despite the AFCW spending 1 billion to stop Mahomes. They got every QB and head coach fired in the AFCW except Herbert. He's the last survivor of a brutal mogging, please be considerate.
If there was a pizza Super Bowl, what city would win it all?
>>158195457Yes, lingcod is better though
>>158195484St Louis of course.
>>158195484Italy
my cowgirls are winning the owl and you can't convince me otherwise
congratulations once again to my Los Angeles Chargers on their 12th consecutive 17-0 season in my Madden 26 franchise!!!
>>158195512They would need to make it past the Divisional round first
>>158195492Used to get lucky with a dungness crab on the line, those fuckers are mean
>>158195519What happened to that Herbert fanboy from last season? Fair weather fag vanished.
>>158195533Dungies are demons
>>158192995I bet people around her love her
I am no longer a chiefs fan fuck this guy
>>158195512Did they get booty blasted by a backup QB or was I just imagining that?
>>158195548Who?
>>158194986Tomlin. He did win one and went to another, but he went well over a decade coaching one team without going to another.
>>158195011If Jimmy didn't go to the owl with that same roster you would make a good point.
>>158195560I saw some orcas kill a sea lion once, was kinda hilarious watching a half ton animal cartwheel in the air. Orcas are fucking mean
>>158195591/nfl/ used to have a few chargers fans. They all fled once the team started off 0-2.
>>158195609They like humans for some reason
>>158195588just growing pains, trust
>>158195640Spaniards confirmed for subhuman, then?
>>158195585I haven't watched SNL since Bill Hader left. Keenan Thompson was the only cast member I liked after he left and that's mainly because of Keenan and Kel
who ya got tomorrow night
>>158195640>They like humans for some reasonOrcas are monsters, but they're intelligent enough to know not to fuck with humans since it's a battle they can't win. They're waiting for global warming to make a move.
>>158195640They’re smart enough to know that we’re the only animals who can possibly pose a threat to them. Orcas are assholes and they rip out the livers and testicles of great white sharks just for fun.
>>158195585What did he say that was controversial
>>158195640Dolphins like humans, dunno about orcas they are just assholes
>>158195671Bronkuks are literally going to meme their way to a win, lol.
>>158195671
Implications of Caleb's bussy tear being fully healed?
>>158195676>>158195678hivemind
>>158195671It'll stay a close, low scoring game until Nix inevitably turns it over twice in the 4th
I smell
>>158192802>What an NFL Quarterback is supposed to look and act likeAs opposed to whom? Lamar Jackson? The super black guy who is clearly a smart QB and not a drooling retard like Shedeur?
>>158195609>he doesn't know about orcasThey are literal niggers
>>158195609I’m of the belief that if you drop a pod of orcas into any ocean, at any period of time in Earth’s history, assuming there is air to breathe and all that, they take over that ocean. The Cretaceous has some bigass monsters in it, but they’re dumb reptiles. Orcas are 7,000-12,000 lb. killing machines, who hunt with wolf tactics, can speak to each other, have echo-location, can swim insanely fast for a creature its size, and have long term memory recall. They’re just an unfair matchup. Megalodon is interesting if it catches one of them by itself, but I think a pod of orcas ram it into the living death and eat its liver.
>>158195720Seattle by at least 12I have zero faith in the Broncos. Praying for bullshit or refball is not how you win games.
>>158195588No, that’s the Seahawks
>>158195720Thro Pix will turn it over twice in the 4th, but Sam Darnold will butt fumble and lose the game
>>158195696This is the best NFL season we've had in years. There's no super team bullshit, so now we have real competition. Every team can win on a good night, including the Bears.
>>158195680He said women dress like whores at the gym
I think Orcas are cool
>>158195820The Chiefs are the super team
>>158195671riley moss gets 4 interceptions
>>158195671Seahawks are gonna be out for blood after that loss to the Niners. I think they're gonna crush the Broncos
>>158195832That orca isnt gonna fuck you bro, or maybe I dunno
>>158195832This post was made by an orca btw. Scientist are hiding how intelligent orcas are since it would undermine religion's propaganda about souls and intelligent design.
>>158195832They are attacking immigrant boats in the Mediterranean
>>158195840>The Chiefs are the super teamChiefs are the only team that you could say are two pieces away from being a super team. They just need a WR1 and edge rush.
>>158195932Lol
>>158195871Orcas are actually dolphins and dolphins have frequently cavorted with humans. One time, someone cockblocked a dolphin who was in a relationship with his female trainer. He called the police because the dolphin mogged him, the trainer was arrested, and the dolphin committed suicide. Fin up!
>>158195871Definitely would, orcas and dolphins are extremely horny and like to fuck. I might be one. Also can you let me out I need to kill something.
Panthers-Steelers OwlFuck you
>>158195871>That orca isnt gonna fuck you bro, or maybe I dunnoI think you'd be surprised if you went down that rabbit hole.
I like sharks, eat me porposes
Now that the dust has settled, whose fault was it?
This is the easiest schedule I've seen in my life. If anybody puts Goff in the MVP debate then they are just chatgpt statfags who don't watch the games.
>>158195980wwfd
>>158195918Based orcas. If Europeans won’t save their civilizations then the giant dolphins will.
Ball knowers>49ers>Saints>Giants>Jaguars>Lions>EaglesRETARDS>Rams>Commanders>Patriots>BillsDenialfags>Chargers>Bills>Bengals>RavensRADIOACTIVE HOMO AIDS>Chiefs>Broncos>Cowboys>Vikings>Packers>QB wife posters
The only time dolphins aren't serial killers/rapists is when they are an NFL team
>>158196091Yup. You're having a Bo induced melty
>>158196053Don't you dare put that on the coach. For that snap you could pause the game and bring in a 9 year old fan, and they would know what to do when there's 8 seconds left, no timeouts, and in FG range.
>>158196091>ball knowers>saintsuhh
>>158195871Dolphins have been known to try to rape human divers.https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/203346/can-dolphins-rape-humans/>But dolphins do get sexually aroused, and their sexual apparatus is such that rape can’t be ruled out solely on grounds of mechanical impossibility. Evidence: a much-viewed YouTube video showing a dolphin with an unmistakably erect penis trying persistently and aggressively to nose into the crotch of a female snorkeler while another diver tries to fend the critter off.>In 2002 authorities warned swimmers in Weymouth Harbor, England, about the predations of Georges the dolphin. “This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive,” a dolphin trainer was quoted as saying. “He has already attempted to mate with some divers.”
>walked into a government experiment porpoise threadYou fishies have fun
>>158195671my man perna knows wassup
>>158196181He's been on a roll
>>158196170Hey uhh got anymore of that frozen herring?
>>158195946It’s the truth. A 1000 yard WR and a 10 sack a year DE are all they’re missing.
>>158196143Why are dolphin fans like this.
>>158196181>>158196194Perna is literally a Broncos homer.
>>158196228He's a closet Bills fan
>>158195640Thank God. Obviously in the macro, that would be bad for them, because we wouldn’t put up with it, but how much scarier would the ocean be if they liked killing people?
Outside of being barbecued, regular hotdogs don't taste good at all. If you're not gonna put it on the grill, then you're better off just buying any sausage that you like.
>be my donkos>Play absolutely abysmal football>still somehow 3-2How fucked is everyone once they decide to start playing actual football?
>>158196091>Ball knowers>Eagleslmao. These niggas think a nigga who passes for 90 yards a game is elite
>>158196242Yeah he is, he woke up to suck off Josh Allen like he just had the best sex of his life.
>>158196252I like them pan fried but they need to be beef. Fuck that pork or chicken hot dog
>>158196252True
>>158196251They are the sailors best friend, I don't know why. They don't like black people though
>>158196252this dude knows dog
>>158196252Franks, Beans, Garlic & Onions. You ain't livin' ,son.
>>158196296Some bacon fat too if you got some
>>158196282They are sentient, we used to try to strap bombs to them and ended up blowing up our own boats.
which team will the eagles fleece with a saquon trade?
>>158196331What does it matter when they have a 50 iq nigger at qb?
>mfw a flyover mongrel will die today
I grew up drinking mostly juice, gatorade, kool aid, soda etc so to this day I can’t stand the flavor of non-sugary drinks. I’ll drink water but only under duress. Is there anyone else out there like me? I’m ashamed of it.
>>158196281>$10 Olive Garden giftcardMassive overpay, doesn’t account for the free breadsticks
>Perna the only one predicting a realistic score and not a MUH CLOSE GAME bullshit predictions always entail
>>158196402Wow thanks for making this your blog to announce that you are a fat piece of shit, I hope you proud.
>>158195072Wasting all his energy fucking Madison Beer.
>>158196409Perna's picks are absolute chaos but somehow he's usually correct.
>>158196409>Parr>5th place out of 10Who writes this shit
>>158196409Who picks a team to score 25 points. Are they going to go for 2 once or getting 2 safeties
>>158196435Do you spend all day being a mysoginist?
>>158196382no one even flys over your irrelevant volcano chain. i’d stop posting frogs if i were you.
>>158196402I have a cousin like you. Hes a fat bitch. When he explained this very post to me, and said that he "Hated the taste of water" Ive never felt so bewildered and disgusted with someone in my life.
>>1581964097+7+8+3
>>158196454Lol I didn't notice I was a chick, that explains it
>>158196435>>158196479
>>158196409Funny how I only know who Grossi and Perna are and the rest of them are literal whos
>>158196313Also maybe some cilantro. God I love cilantro
>>158196331>Ravens got Henry and it saved their season.>Eagles got Saquon and it won them a ring.>Chiefs got K9 and now they're on top of the AFC.RB is the most undervalued position.
>>158196490A good RB is only as good as their o line
>>1581964355 field goals and 5 safeties
>>158196488Cilantro, garlic & scallions. The Trinity
So the Shane Gillis joke was that women at the gym lol like whores? That's it?
