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My Brewers.
kek doyermateos
>>158200930
O's
It's over.
>They now have to pretend to be 49ers fanskek humiliated calipacos
my doggiedoos!! ;-; ;-; ;-;
It's a best of 7 not 5 you fucking retards. Our Dodgers aren't going away yet
Talk about a fanbase spoiled by success. Look at all the empty seats in the wings of the upper deck for the Dodgers tonight.That is a disgrace.And it's the 6th inning and those seats are still empty.
fucking KISS IT FOO
are the brewers unironically cheating or is this just paco cope. because i remember scuba fans complaining about brewers cheating but i thought it was just seething
>I just saw my team win only 3 times after having the most despicable payroll every assembled only to end miserably after a couple of years.
>>158200967it's copethe red sox was cheating a month ago according to yankee pacos
>>158200965It's called LA traffic you fucking retard
>>158200966aaaaiiiieeeeee
Dodgers are gay criminals.
You are facing a pitcher in the NLCS that throws you two changeups in a row. Are you expecting the fastball next?
>>158200974Kek
>>158200965You realize were are in a financial crisis right? We didn't vote for the orange retard here but his economy is still making us all poor. You think the blue collar Dodger fans can afford to go to a playoff game you fucking idiot?
>>158200964You are not the '04 Red Sox. It's literally over your dodgers and their cretinous fanbase
>>158200965doyerpacos leave at the 6th inning though
doyercacas kek
>>158200967The only cheating the brewers are doing is haveing a low roof
>>158200967You can say a lot of things about the Cubs girls, but they aren't liars. The Brewers are known cheaters
>>158200974ahahahahahahaha
>>158200978I would always guess fastball and simply call the pitcher a pussy if he threw me offspeed
doggiedoos kek 'em!
What're some fun teams for someone who has never seriously watched the sport outside of WS games every once in a while
>>158200944I’m just happy about the prospect of another World Series visit. I will never 100% let Wisconsin sports get my hopes up but man this season has been a long time coming for the broors.
>>158200980holy cope
time for the mets dynasty to begin
>>158200967The Doyers are throwing the series to prove that "anyone can win" and furthering the argument that MLB doesn't need a salary cap. It doesn't, but the cheap owners of most teams just don't want to spend the money to git güd.
>>158200990Baseball fucking sucks, just watch the playoffs and don't bother with the regular season
dodgers lost those first three games on purpose to lull the brewers into a false sense of security for entertainment purposes. all part of the plan.
Why are the brewers beating the dodgers? The dodgers are a smarter org and they’ve spent a billion on payroll
>>158201001Culver’s is so much better. Really makes you think
>>158201004doyers are an old grandpa team
>>158200974LMAO
>>158200967cubs girls have never lied to me
>>158201001>in-n-outjust like the doggie doos in this series huh
>spend a gorillian dollars >on the verge of getting swept by a team with a fraction of your payrolllmao
ortiz has the most bizarre accentit's like jamacian mixed with mexican
Fuck MLB. I hope they never recover from the lockout and everyone watches Japanese baseball and Canadian baseball.
what does he do
>>158200998Dodgers aren't throwing, they genuinely wanted a threepeat for their legacy but they suck ass. Cope all you want.
>>158200967it's true. the league is >noticing
>>158200974KEK
>>158201017Hey we’re hurtin’ here asshole…
>>158200978I do what I do in MLB the show. Change the hitting difficulty to beginner for that at bat, hit a massive bomb then change it back.
>>158201025Sounds like a fucking skill issue
>>158200985How did they do it? Every game has been pretty different so they must have a lot of cheating methods huh?
>>158201022that'll be 700 mil plus tip
brewers vs rays/guardians world series prove that baseball is no longer rigged, manfred would never allow this
>>158201021>Japanese baseballNobody is staying up at 3am to watch that lol>Canadian baseballthis isn't even a thing. Bananaball is taking over in 2027
>>158201001>>158201017Last time I went to in n out some guy was beating his dick in one of the booths
>>158201033I'm not sure exactly, but I know the Cubs girls are honest as they get
>>158201025picking up tipping isn't cheating but if you watch yamamoto he literally never tips
>>158200990Mets for emotional drama, collapses, and occasional miracle run. Dodgers for trying to be the next evil empire and failing. Guardians if want to test your endurance. Cubbies if you always want to give your team a chance each season.
Ohtani went 1-2 with a BB and a HBP. Apologize.
Trump told Mark Walter he'd be raped in federal pound-my-ass prison unless the doggydoos agreed to job the nlcs
>>158201011culvers is good but in n out is better. I can't have this conversation again
This is a Whataburger genny!!
>>158201047I hope they send that faggot to the gulag and Ohtani leaves
>>158201049you're from california of course you will say that
>>158201057There is no way that's a real burger place
>>158200960As an actual bean dog niners fan, it's kinda annoying
>>158201017Kek... kek!!
RUN TO THE HILLSRUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>158201057theres no way that's a real dog
Rank these teams 2020s Dodger2010s-20s Astros2010s Giants
This nigga is crying lmao
shake shack is better than both in and out and culvers
>>158201071JintsAsstrosDoggie Doos Kek
salary cap bros…is it over?the super team…they lost…
>>158201078utterly soulless
>>158201077He literally looks like a chimpanzee what the fuck is this lmao
>>158200967They are 100% cheating in some fashion. If you watch game 1 Skubal stopped getting any swings and misses after the 3rd. Yamamoto didn’t get any after the 1st. All other pitchers would get swing and miss on their first batter or two but nothing after that. Today they only turned it on when they fell behind.Muncy went on a podcast and commented how AI is used to guess pitches just before the series. There’s probably an arms race of AI cheating going on behind the scenes and brewers are clearly ahead at the moment.
Concrete mixers and cheese curds all around
>>158201080hopefully the owners don't give in. I want them to crush the union
>>158201032well the dodger bats going cold with risp is definitely a skill issue, no denying that>>158201042they're (illegally) using advanced ai analytics tech to pick up on minute telegraphing and relaying it to batters, this will all be exposed in a couple years
>>158201091cuck behavior
>>158201091They won't. The main reason owners want a cap is to increase their team valuation. They have already made up their minds way before playoffs, it never mattered who won.
So the Brewers were running a complex sign stealing scheme?
>>158201080>the billionaires will just give it up because a flyover team won it all based retard
>>158200930Milwaukee vs Cleveland. Now thats a world series classic in the making
>>158201088>Muncy went on a podcast and commented how AI is used to guess pitchesso Muncy admitted to cheating and this proves the brewers are cheating?
>>158201078If you enjoy spending $20 on a burger combo, sure. Culver’s has variety, good tasting food and reasonable prices. It’s the best of all worlds between In and out and Whataburger. I’ve had all 3 so I can comfortably say this. Anyway all this baseball and food talk has made me hungry. I think I’m gonna go get Kevin Hart’s $4 meal deal at Taco Bell. Cheers
>>158201088way more data on the dodgers for teams to comb through because they play more games than everyone else
>>158201042Yeah that should be a red flag Yama is too Japanese to tip that badly.
Smart vs dumb. Results speak for themselves.
>>158201091This is a pro-union genny, chud.
>>158201088iPads really need to get out of the dugouts. The only electronics should be bullpen phone and replay phone. Anything that they feel is that important should be printed on paper.
>rays win wordo serie>still no fansgrim grim grim grim
>>158201111Check 'em
>>158201059originally yeah, but I now live ten minutes from a culvers
>>158201113This was the most forgettable season of the Wire. I legitimately don't remember anything about it and on rewatches I always immediately forget it once Season 3 starts
>>158201115Anon has a point
What happened to just acknowledging that a team has your number? Does it always have to be cheating?
>>158201122ur a pleb, season 2 was by far the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-j5XWo1fPI
Heh.. yeah how about that traffic, right doyerhermanos..?
>>158201128Conspiracytards have ruined everything
>>158201128doyerpacos are just coping
>>158201021I'll miss minor league baseball.
>>158201116The Rays parade is gonna be more grim than the rags 2023 parade
>be dodgers>cheat>losekek
>>158201105brewers are using it during the game and relaying the info in real-time
>>158201130>season 2 was by far the bestIt's actually Season 4, but okay be a contrarian I guess.
>>158201115I think the cats out of the bag. Banning any tech in the dugout is just going to relegate it to secret where some teams will still use it to their advantage.
>>158201134I'm a Brewers fan but I think we're cheating. Our playoff spot should be given the second place team in the NL Central
gn /mlb/ already hype for afternoon playoff baseball tomorrow
>>158201141kek!
>>158201128not even a dodger or nl fan, just stating facts
>>158201144it's not even a contrarian take tho, many people think 2 or 4 is the best
WAR is a fake stat examples:Ryan Howard: 382 Home Runs, 1,194 RBIs, .258 AVG, 1,475 Hits, and an NL MVP AwardDansby Swanson (Through 2024): 166 Home Runs, 577 RBIs, .253 AVG, 1,120 Hits.Dansby Swanson has a higher career WAR 31.2 WAR than Ryan Howard 14.5 career WAR
Season 1 for me
>>158201161The episode after Kima got shot is one of my favorite episodes of TV ever
good game brews was drivin'
>>158201156I have never heard anyone say Season 2 is the best.
>>158201162Bingo
>>158201157war is literally made up
ahemWE STILL GOT IT WE STILL GOT IT
>>158201162The episode where Kima was sucking on that black girl's big titties was my favorite
>>158201150It starts at 10am.
>>158201157This massive gap highlights a fundamental aspect of how WAR is calculated. The metric does not just measure raw batting power; it balances a player's total impact across hitting, base running, and defense, while applying a strict positional baseline.1. The Positional Adjustment (Shortstop vs. First Base)WAR applies a "positional adjustment" to account for the defensive difficulty of where a player stands on the field.• Shortstop (Swanson): Shortstop is a premium, highly demanding defensive position. Shortstops receive a significant positive adjustment (+7.5 runs per 162 games) because a baseline replacement-level shortstop is hard to find.• First Base (Howard): First base sits at the opposite end of the spectrum. Because it is much less defensively demanding, it receives a steep negative adjustment (-12.5 runs per 162 games).Because of this baseline, a shortstop and a first baseman with identical hitting stats will not have identical WAR; the shortstop is automatically given a roughly 20-run advantage per season just for playing a tougher position.2. Elite Defense vs. Defensive LiabilityWAR weighs actual defensive performance heavily.• Dansby Swanson is an elite, multi-time Gold Glove shortstop. His defensive runs saved significantly boost his total value, consistently yielding high defensive WAR (dWAR) marks.• Ryan Howard was widely considered a defensive liability at first base. Advanced metrics heavily penalized his limited range. His negative defensive metrics repeatedly drained the value he generated with his bat.3. Base Running and AthleticismWAR tracks base running metrics, including stolen bases and avoiding grounding into double plays. Swanson adds incremental positive value on the basepaths (boasting 123 career stolen bases). Howard, a heavy-bodied power hitter, contributed negative value in this category due to minimal speed and a high volume of double plays.
>>158201165Well, it is. Retard.
>>158201165Frank Sobotka was my favorite character...
>>158201170you gave me false hope
>>158201168war is just an excuse to cull the excess goyim
>>158201057Whataburger used to be good.
>>158200991I can't believe how close they are. My brother was a big Brewers fan and just passed away this summer, so it bums me out that he couldn't see this, but it is a pretty awesome distraction (Crazy enough it was actually his birthday today too, so the win is nice)
>>158201184glad these are getting called as strikes, enough is enough
>>158201177same, and it was viscerally painful for me to watch his story play out
>>158200967It's baseball silly. The bats got cold and the Brewers are a good team.
it might really be over...
>>158201165It is by far the best season.
>>158201195go hang yourself weeb faggot
>>158201198finna be losers again just like all these other fucking losers
>>158201199Calm down. It can be your favorite but by far? Lol
He cute.
season 4 > 1 > 3 > 2 >>>>>>>>> 5
>>158201186He’s looking up with a smile for sure :)
>>158201210This is how I rate them too
After this series, will the Brewers finally cut the annoying "underdog" shtick? Niggas were the best team in the league and they still can't stop acting like "uwu we're just smol little guys barely getting by with the power of frenship :(("
>>158201222aren't they literally tens of millions below what the league proposed for a salary floor?
>>158201222they always talk out of both sides of their mouth. when they win it's we're gritty and smart. when they lose it's how can we compete with those resources.
>>1582012102>1>4>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5
>we lost so please dont salary cap us!lol
IT'S NOT OVERUNTIL DOGGIE DOOS LOSE THEIR FOURTH GAMEFOUR WINS IN A ROW
>>158201210season 4 sucked because my favorite hood rat died at the end of it
Dave Roberts is gonna make a locker room inspirational speech for the ages
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!! PRAISE TO ALLAH!!
>>158201222What happens if they lose to a team with an even lower payroll in the WS?
>>158200930>doyers
time for the Dodgers to pull the reverse sweep, the Brewers will never see it coming
>>158201232based mets
If brewers dont win tomorrow theyll probably choke
>>158201250He will mention Red Sox down 3 to the mighty Yankees.
I'm a Cubs witch and you are all cursed until you give the Cubs a chance
>Add the final straw that turns the camel's spine into dust by getting Skubal>Entire league is in turmoil, lockout is now imminent because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants>Get swept
It's over
Padres could have kill their arch rival in this series if they advanced. Dodgers lineup is too dogshit rn to really compete with either team.
>>158201266shut up, cunt. i hate chicago
>>158201266*tickles your soles*
What are they brewing?
>>158201266Those demon curses don't work on me, but I was rooting for the Cubs
>>158201266Cubes are homo and the only chance they get is in a boystown bathroom stall
>>158201276your archrival is the sneks, lil bro
>>158201282milk in large quantities
>>158201263reminder that they literally tried to use chatgpt to call pitches and got raped because of it kek
So who's the biggest KWAB of the year? Our nominees.....1. PCGAY>gets mentally fucked by pawg at white sox game>doesn't even get a hit in the post season2. Gamblertani>no rbis since AUGUST 18th>can't do shit but walk in post season, literally makes team worse3. mests4. fill in the blank
>>158201277>>158201279>>158201284>>158201285Enjoy your curse
>>158201294It’s the mest350M for nothing
>>158201296begone demon
>>158201296scuba kek
>>158200967Doyerfags always cope. Gagne exposed them as roidhead cheats back in the day. They were also the biggest users of sticky stuff and require kiked money fraud to support their payroll. Astros bet them fair and square in 2017. Nobody but Kekshaw whines about it in actual baseball
>>158201294Mark Walter and his bagholders.
>>158200967brewers are just a better team and dodgers look out of gas. but we will see if they rise up tomorrow.
>>158201302>>158201304Double cursed
even when we lose my doggiedoos got em seething kek
>>158201222most pathetic post itt
>>158201294It would be Big Bussy and the Mememiners. Shohei was shit in last year’s World Series with the exception of one game where he scored in a game the Dodgers already won.
>>158201294 Yeah the unanimous MVP that had one of the best seasons in a league that’s over 100 years old is a kwab. he’s a based kekker. He’s goo goo gah gah pepe diapy . he should have beat an foid when she started chimping out kek change my pepe diapy
>>158201313imagine the FOUL STENCH
Let's give dem cub witches a chance
>>158201294The stinkees have to be in the mix
>>158201222most based post itt
>>158201323You know what? I'm giving them a chance!
>>158201329kek
>>158201294its still the mests350M and cheated for nothing kekat least the cubs and dodgers had good regular seasons
>>158201170shut up FAGGOT YOU LOST
>>15820131399% of women are literally just worthless holes huh
>>158201266*gulp*
>stankees swept>doyers gonna get swept Yeah, my team is allowed to lose now and I'll still be satisfied with this years ws. Life is good
>>158200930being down 1 run is hardly a comeback
>>158201346Thank you so much!*kisses you*
at least the uh *checks notes* white sox didn't get swept? oh wait the pope got cancer because he smoked too much ??
>>158200984imma fuck this mouse
>>158201356He got cancer because chief wahoos 2nd hand smoke was too much for him to handle.
>>158201008you hate pete rose because he bet on baseballI hate pete rose because he was a pedophile elitewe are not the same
Ideally, a team's payroll should have ZERO correlation to a team's success. This is why I'm against implementing a salary floor
>>158201364no interest in a salary cap. what I'm interested in is making sure all teams revenue share
baskin roberts trust fund team kek
cubs should recruit other cubs like tiger cubs, lion cubs, and raccoon cubs into the fray
>>158201369Play the song!!
>>158201366Revenue Cap and Revenue Floor first
fundies kek
Are the Dodgers 100% fucked or could they stage a crazy comeback? Also is it true that if Walter is convicted then they would lose their rings, or is that wishful thinking?
Looks like another perfect dayI love L.A. (Losing Again)
Is this the part where the brewers beat, maybe sweep, the dodgers and lose to fucking cleveland
>>158201371I fear they're all delving into the occult instead...
>>158201363>banned for gambling do yt bois really?
>>158201371Badgers and hyenas too :3
SHITTIN CUM kek
>>158201385>Win now, lockout season after, guaranteed to lose a season of revenueor>Lose now, prevent lockout, 1 more year of profitEasy choice for Big Mike
Does anyone even care about Guards vs Rays?
>>158201294wheres vlad?
Ohtani picked the dodgers because he liked (making illegal) Betts and (wanted to remain a) Freeman
Swept in 4
>>158201409I do
>>158200967Dodger fans already forgot how losing feels. They're pathetic. They're coping and seething at every opportunity. They're crybullies. Everyone cheats against them! They would have so many rings if it wasn't for people cheating against them! *defers entire roster payments for 20 years*
>>158201409I cared before it was uncool
>>158201385On the field they are fucked, series is over.Anything in regard to Walter is unrelated to the Dodgers and anything happening to the team is the pipe dream of schizos and flyovers. The dude is a scummy billionaire which is redundant, but the whole thing is a nothingburger that retards cling to.
I got an advanced copy of the script. Doyers come back and tie the series then Yams blows it in game 7
Dodgers won't be world series contenders for another 2-3 years
do you think two of the lowest payroll teams being the world series teams will have any effect on collective bargaining negotiations or does it not matter?
>>158201426>everyone who beats them is cheatingUnironically this>*complains about deferrals*Oh so you’re retarded retarded
>>158201435they look old and injured bro you have to be good to come back from 3-0
>>158201444there it is, enjoy the off-season dipshit
>>158201329setting a new standard for the best of the best AND the worst of the worstI kneel Ohtani-san
>>158201443Probably worst case Ontario for the owners. Combined with the abysmal ratings and loss of revenue the PA will have a field day.
>>158201443Fans were already 60-80% in favor of a salary cap, it wont swing it enough
Get fucked diapydoodoos
>>158200967funny how its always non popular teams who get accused of cheating kek
>>158201363>nooo she was only 17 and 364 days
Don't worry guys, they'll find a fall guy for all the nefarious dealing the Dodgers have been doing to get their rings sorta like how they deflected Ohtani's gambling on to his translator. Nothing will happen nothing will be voided, but we can have moral victories every once and a while.
I met a lifelong fan from an antique threadWho said: Some vast and shameless team contractsLay in the ledger. Near them, in the vault,Hidden, an accounting book lies, whose sums,And Jewish tricks, and criminal intent,Tell that its owner well those laws skirtedWhich yet survive, stamped on these search warrants,The hand that bribed them and the heart that lied:And on the seized cell phone these words appear:"My name is Mark Richard Walter! King of rings:Look on my deferrals, they are kosher!"Deleted files remain. Round the boomer'sFailure to wipe the cloud, boundless and bareThe long and detailed crimes stretch far away.
Remember guys, it's a crapshoot and vanilla ice ice baby the doyers.
I've come to the conclusion that I should just go to Five guys just for their fries and nothing else. 24 dollars borgar combo is crazy as hell.
>>158201516It's absurd. I would just steal the free peanuts and leave.
doggie doos kek
Contracts should never be more then 5 years long
kek doyercacas
>>158201543but then how could players like ohtani, vladdy, and soto scam clubs out of hundreds of millions of dollars more than a decade into the future?
just stick with the classics
>>158201548
>>158201409I'm gonna go to Saturday's game, I care.
>>158201409I'm interested in the beef between the Ausdian and Bane
comfy afternoon baseball is back on the menu
>>158201563dont you have a job?
>>158201563*morning baseball
>>158201565>he doesn't wfhoh no no no no no
jobhavers get out
>Dookie Butts >Lily Peeman >Blow-gay Oh-tranny >Vile Pucker >Gape Smell >Limpdick Poobal >Yoshinopoo Okama-homo >Choke-i Sa-suck-i
>>158201572What do you do all day? Even if you're not working, surely you're pursuing some passion or productive hobby?
I hope our fans aren't jinxing ourselves by acting like they already won the series. I really hope they just get it done tomorrow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W2Gld9QDm0>>158201216Kek thanks, Anon
Sogay Ohtranny....
>>158201575watching baseball
>they aren't absentee landlords >they have concerns outside of baseball
>>158201186Sorry to hear about your brother, anon. I hope he's happily experiencing this. Cheering for the Brews even more now!
>>158200991>>158201186They've got to be the heavy favorites to win it all at this point, right?
>>158201575I’m usually sucking off punks under the queensboro bridge for fifteen bucks a man
>>158201586Thanks, man. I know a lot of fans feel that way about Bob Uecker too. It feels like such a once in a lifetime experience for teams like this that we really just gotta appreciate it, I guess.>>158201594Right after the game they said they said the Dodger series was 90% on Polymarket now, but I haven't heard what the odds are of them winning it all yet.The main thing I worry about is having such young players that have already made a number of big mistakes multiple games and the pressure is really only going to get higher.
Shake shack was disappointing
>>158201655I see the AL as highly mediocre and the broocroo as having no real trouble unless they get into a meme contest with the Rays.>>158201656It's not though, it's very good.
>the doggiedoos
>>158201661>mfw
>>158201667Where is bro's chin?
>>158201672Didn't your mama teach you not to judge people by how they look
>>158201678Yeah but i ended up becoming extremely racist anyway.
>>158201672He lost it to chronic mouth breathing from childhood on due to allergies. The resulting bags under his eyes have tanned up well.
>>158201672>>158201699he let kyle tucker borrow it and he lost it :(
Is this good or bad?
yo can the dodgers win some games? nobody wants to face rested Brewers
>>158201659I hope you're right. Please no freak injuries or anything either though.
any qt 3.14 last night?
https://youtube.com/shorts/_JF0Prs2TbA?si=T_v9AwqCBvaZywgfIt do be like that
>>158201575not him but I read and watch movies all day
>>158201575I’m pretty good at working with wood
>>158201763So is ur mum lel
>>158201729there are like 5 games left or whatever the odds of that happening are so low and it's not like the broors have anyone irreplaceable nobody has heard of anyone on the team
personally, I'm enjoying the trend of NLCS series on FOX losing money by always being four-game sweeps while TBS enjoys a complete seven-game series of ALCS ball on their network
>>158201813No basic cable channel is ever losing money by airing live sports.
traffic status? beaten like an irish wife
>Gasser vs SmellStinkiest playoff matchup in history
>>158201745based
>>158201842>>158201745oh really? you just think it's "based" for a cy young winner and repeating champion to "lose the game?" you putrid worm, don't ever pollute my baseball thread again.
>>158200930UH OH! MAJOR STINKY UPDATE!the dodgers have taken an unprecedented 3 stinkys to 0 lead over the brewers! 1 more stinky for the dodgers and they will pull off the biggest stinky of the year!
>>158201848not possible
>we're back to the dodgers embarrassing themselveshome again
eke em
>>158201857It was a difficult 2 year horror but now it's safely behind us.
viewershipbros.... the dodgers might not make the world serieswill anyone watch it?
>“Small ball” Brewers means the ball looks very small as it travels 450 feet in the airso true kek
>>158201848So stinky it makes your eyes water
>doggiedoos are gonna get swept at homekek
>didn't collab with Hololive again this year>on the verge of getting swept by the fucking Brewersthe doyerpacos are now cursed
>the padres looked better against the milwaukee flyovers than the dodgers
>doyercacasKEK
>>158201946It’s the 100 win thing. I tried to tell them they needed to lose some games but they didn’t listen
>>158201950too bad you went and got yourselves cursed... shoulda been respectful
>>158201950chadres woulda bootyblast these doggies for real
Cope all you want. At the end of the day it's smart vs dumb baseball. Guess which one LA is.
>>158201961>>158201962the padres would booty blast BOTH these shit teams
>>158201970>>158201296
I want to find all jewish women attractive but this woman was rude to me
>"no rays, don't take me out early, i totally got this!!!!">dave lets snell stay on like the rays didn't>gives up 3 home runs and loses the gameKEK, smart rays vindicated
>>158201972I gave the cubbies a chance tho.
>>158201979fine, enjoy your uncursed then
>>158201982my club is still cursed anyway but thank you
>back to back world series winner btw
>>158201995You can't expect a small market scrappy underdog club like the Dodgers to be pulling fans into the stadium when they're getting outclassed by cheating big spenders like the Brewers. Manfred and ownership should step in to force these, frankly, BUM clubs to spend a little instead of coasting on In-n-Out and Magic Mountain endorsements.
>Doyers
>How can I make this about race?!
>>158201995Um, no, sweetie. Maybe you missed the part where the game starts at 5pm and there's this little thing called *checks notes* TRAFFIC??
>>158201995This is what a fake plastic fanbase looks like
my chadres are just "manny and friends" now... also morejon is never leaving
>>158202031soccer is gay
>>158202047Well SDFC is trying to get a new stadium built that will probably be how we get our chargers back! So you gotta support FC for now!
Never seen a Brewers WS in my life and of course tickets are going to cost too much for a fan of a poverty franchise. Would it be gay to let a Cubs fan suck my dick for a WS ticket? Help a small market NL Central boy out. I’ll let you swallow for a second deck seat.
>>158202054It will be dual use (soccer and cricket)
>>158202061DM one of the cubs girls they can sort you out
Just wanted to remind everyone the Dodgers suck right now and won't win a world series this year.
>>158202108Remind everyone when you’re gonna kill yourself, tripfag
>>158202117When I stop being wrong about sports
>162 game regular season>wait until game 162+7 to announce bold prediction
Latinas all over the world are getting dicked down by midwest BWC
>>158202130This. You predicted your season was over before it even began.
>>158201556Australia is scared of the Bane
>>158202624right as usual
The doyers still owe Ohtani another $694 million with $68 million per year for ten years from his age of 39 (2034) through 48 (2043). What if this is the end of supertani? What if he is now just an average player? Are the doyers screwed now and in the future?
>>158202772they can just print more insurance money
Doyerpacos KEK!!!!
One more win.Come on, Milwaukee, you can do it!
>>158201847Of course Snell was bad. He's not in a contract year and that's the only time he performs.
Bench Ohtani now.
>>158202772He's been shit in the post-season.
>>158201313source
>>158202031lol old man musgrove just throwing em back
>>158200930I think Dave Roberts needs to regrow his facial hair if he wants to be taken seriously
>>158203065pro wrestling is gay
>>158203068yes mate
fucking manfred cunt1pm on a Thursday, aka 4am in God's land is FUCKED for a playoff game
>>158203104neets are winning
>>1582031046 pm for me, pretty comfy
I'm a brewers fan and we wouldn't stand a chance against the cubgers if we weren't cheating
>doyers odds went from 100:1 at the start of post season to 300:1 before the game last night, now it's 1500:1ohtranny is gambling again
RECKER ON THE GRID!
doggies should have called 811 before digging a 3-0 hole
monkey batts kek
kek doyerhectors
>>158203261it's those damn sydney sweeney ads...they got to him
I put my life savings on my gay Berds and lost $32
>>158203285kek
>>158203322She's not even hot. And studies show that sexual ads don't work anyway.
>>158203104If the Indians weren't such a boring team, maybe they'd get better time slots.
>>158203104Your suffering shall be all the greater as you struggle with sleep deprivation through the day after the Guardians lose.
who specifically would've been harmed if ohtani bet on the brewers?
>>158203522Anthony freakin' Recker....'nuff said!
Almost Tribe time.
Tickle cubs girls soles
As a Cubs girl, my soles stink.
As a Cubs girl I'm thinking about getting my feet removed
>>158203014i just hate when my shit player bats .333 in the world series
>>158203603>>158203610>>158203616You guys would be liked more if you stopped writing cringe trans stuff all the time. No one finds it funny.
Ohio, Wisconsin, and Michigan should just be one mega size state because they all look the same.
>>158203635Sorry I didn't know
>>158201886I will watch the midwests eries, yes.
>>158203649But Michigan has Lake Michigan and UMich and Wisconsin has cheese and Ohio has Ohio State and wrestling
>Poodrepacos talking shit when these two ass clowns are secretly working behind the scenes to get the franchise relocated out of California.
>doyerignaciosKEK
>>158203695
>>158203635My mistake
>>158203635>unfunny cringeironic
I'm not giving the guard dogs a chance
>>158203635Fuck you shitstain
>>158203717you won't make friends this way
>Go to a Padre game>Wanted a burger>Many in San Diego recommended Hodad's>Ordered their double cheeseburger with fries>Ended up disappointed What a waste of $27
>>158201848Yayyyy!!
>>158202061Find Moe Lester
>>158201848That's even stinkier than Fartspie
You now remember big John Lackey.
Cum Shittter KEK!!!
You now remember little Matt Garza.
I have amnesia
>>158203781He was no Kevin Millwood
>>158203797Are you The Nameless One?
>>158203803I don't remember. I have amnesia
>>158203781...........FFFFFFFUUUUCK
>>158202772Bobby Bonilla Day will be a distant memory
>>158203446>She's not even hot.The contrarian strikes again
I remembered Carlos Zambrano
>>158203781>forgetting john lackey
>>158203823How about Victor?
>>158202772I thought it was short sighted to pay Ohtani like he was going to be a pitcher forever, but it's the Dodgers and they got 2 trophies out of it. I don't think they will regret it, although that contract will hurt them in the near future.
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
Threadly reminder that the Padres have no World Series championships.
My favorite thing about white privilege is breaking out the plaid flannels come autumn
All the Poodrepacos that post on /mlb/ have a Torta girlfriend.
>>158203886are you saying that the target audience for plaid flannels are White people?that's seems a bit racist and uninclusive
God I wish I was a padres fan
>>158203886you wear casual button-ups in the fall because your frail bones cannot survive the coldI wear casual button-ups year round because I'm fatwe are not the same
I'm a Cubs boy but wish I was a Cubs girl
>>158203886uhhhh
>>158203965based big dawg
How do we fix the dodgers this series?
What went wrong?
Doyerpacosissytwinks….what went wrong?
If the brewers win the WS will it spiritually count as a mariners WS?
The Brewers are spiritually an American League team
as the proud owner of a Grand Seiko watch, I'm disappointed to learn that the company ever sponsored that fake piece of shit Ohtani
>>158201049In n Out has S tier pricing and C tier fast food. Culver's has C tier pricing and S tier fast food
Hey cubs witch, curse this!
>>158201995Tired of ppl pretending like it makes you more of a fan to sit in traffic for 3+ hours. The full baseball experience as a fanatic does not take a full night of committment
>>158203446She's the queen of butterfaces Best sex I've ever had is with butterface chicks
>carlos mendoza joined the philthiesbye faggot
>they don't have an eternal BOGO deal at their local Five Guyshow I pity them poor anons!
>>158204095fug
>>158204089KWAB
>>158204095>BOGO >still costs $22No thanks anon
I'm going out to Amish. call me when the games start
>>158203454why are you talking about cricket?
>>158204116lawd ha mercy awdem po boys! they don know lawd!
>doyerpacos when you point out ohtranny's terrible career BA>you gotta look at OPS!!!>doyerpacos when you point out ohtranny's terrible WS OPS and RISP>you gotta look at BA!
>>158204089baseball games are shorter than most marvel movies
>>158204044>simping for a billionairehe won't sleep with you, no matter how much you suck him off. you're no different than the elon dick tasters
instead of implementing a salary cap the league should just ban contract deferral and make it effective immediately
>>158204199how about forcing all teams to revenue share?
What will happen to this genny after the dodgers lose tonight and all their fans leave?
>>158204229A second golden age is ushered in
>>158204229we'll get a lot less >funky munky and >mookieslapsin short, we'll have better discussions than reddit
The cleveland accordions play in one hour
>>158204167who am i simping for?
>>158204152Is 2 burgers for $15 a good deal? I could grab a lb of organic 90% lean ground beef for like $8 and make 6 of those bad boys for half the cost
>>158204262>90/10 ground beef for burgers
>>158204296I always go lean
I'm Gay go Yanks!!!
>>158204262who the fuck wants a tiny 5/32 lbs patty
>>158203741Hodads at the park tastes like shit
>>158204307okay, 4 of them
>>158204307sliders are a tasty hors d'oeuvre
>>158204238I will keep posting these
doyervicentes kek
Remember, behind every Cleveland hater is a seething Yankee or Dodger. Tampa losing would be an embarrassment to every team in their division. The ALC MUST remain Comedy Central!
Why are Doyerpacos and Yankeeguidos the only two fanbases that love to brag about their championships and rings? I don't see Cardinalngubus bragging about their championships.
(some are Canadians, but I mean, come on)
padres fans can actually talk shit if the dodgers get swept because the padres at least took 1 game off the brewers uh oh
>>158204358False. I'm a Cleveland hater because you guys fucked us from behind twice this season.
>>158204375you have nobody to blame but yourselves and the Pope
>>158204373The Poodres didn't do shit that game and only won by capitalizing on Brewer mental mistakes.
>>158204383Pope Leo XIV have so much divine energy to the White Sox that it gave him lung cancer, and we still failed him.
Brewers might win but they’ll still be in Milwaukee, relegated to permanent insignificance. Dodgers move the needle.
>>158204402>Become one of the shortest reigning popes in modern history>The Vatican never elects another Burger PontiffBased
All the Phillyfags are rocking green now.E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!
>>158204438Lol the eagles season is over already
eagles are birds
Iran really needs to nuke LA. The entire city is fraudulent. All those 'sellout' games in the regular season so people can come take their instagram pictures in their Dodgers gear, but the minute they're losing all those 'fans' suddenly disappear. Just wipe it all off the map. No city is more undeserving of sports greatness than LA.
>>158204450LA is more culturally significant than whatever flyover shithole you’re from
>>158204402KWABOTY!
>>158204450Just kick out all the mexicans and bring in more white people. White people are loyal, mexicans aren't and only care if the team is winning.
>>158204450unfortunately all the true ride-or-die doyer fans (mexicans) are too poor to attend playoff games :(
i just dropped a snell in the glasnow
>>158204450great post
how do you lose with a $1b payroll?
>>158204464God help us for that blunder
>>158204476>>158204478These posts contradict each other. Who is telling the truth?
>>158204492Everything on /mlb/ is the truth
dodgers win 3 and then lose in 7
why is there a game on in 25 minutes
>>158204492Nothing on /mlb/ is the truth
FACTSThe Guards gave the a rays a SHELLACKIN in game 1In game 2, the Guards Earned more Runs
Are there any actual good african american players in the league rn? Seeing Curtis granderson and Jimmy Rollins in pregame made me wonder this
>>158204518if all urban regions were considered cities then orange cunty would need to compete with the miami metro which has 6 milly people
>>158204547JRam failed the city :(
What makes warm places better for producing baseball players? Dallas is #7
Baseball is at its financial best when the major market teams are winning the chips. Some of the MLB’s best years were during the Yankees run in the late 90s, early 2000s. For the sake of the game, the Brewers should lose to the Dodgers.
>>158204450>”christian” conservatives in the big twenty twenty and six
>>158204566Baseball recovered in the 90s because everyone was roided up to the tits.
How are the Cardinals considered a small market team when they have the second most World Series titles?
>>158204561wouldn't be in the ALCS without him
>>158204578St. Louis is so small market it doesn't even have an NFL team
>>158204570LMFAO at that cnn commercial
Did you know Sandy Koufax is still alive?
>>158204518City/county consolidation in the US is mainly limited to big cities. They have their own counties for governance, or in the case of NYC, each of the five boroughs is a separate county. But with NYC they should probably still just turn it into its own state like Germany did with Berlin. One big exception is Jacksonville/Duval County which is the biggest city in terms of area in the lower 48, although not the biggest county (that is San Bernardino County). It has a population of about 1 million.
>>158204566For the sake of the genny, kill yourself
All the faggot streams are down, and I am at work wanting to watch
shall I make a game thread lads or are we keeping it here
>>158204604I’m sorry you’re from a small market shit town, but you’re financially irrelevant
>>158204612make it
>>158204559i think orange county would be 16th as a metro
>>158204566>Some of the MLB’s best years were during the Yankees run in the late 90s, early 2000sThat's because everyone was roided to the gills and it was fun to watch.
>>158204488exactly. lockout confirmed because owners will now think that giga-salaries don't guarantee chips and players will refuse to put a cap on their potential earnings
>>158204598>koufax
>>158204612MAKE IT
how many people will call this series rigged if the Dodgers tied it up at 3-3?
>>158204618done
>>158204638847,392
PANICTHERE ARE NO STREAMSTHEY DIDNT REALIZE THE TIME CHANGE
>>158204400kek seethe bitch
>>158204679I got mine up
>>158204679alright, we're good>>158204725stay hard, brother
>>158204679Relax. It's 10-0 Guards.
>>158204748it will be
make. a. gamethread.
>>158204642>>158204642>>158204642>>158204758idk what the point of not posting it was but anon might be a retard
kekking at calipacos
>>158204044>The next year, he exploded onto the scene.That's a funny way of saying:>The MLB allowed him to roid his ass off and did everything they could to manufacture a star for those sweet, sweet japbucks.
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