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Time to focus on the 49ers
>>158201298fuuuck my hawks bussy finna explode
the league would be 1 billion times better if they were allowed to light up quarterbacks again
Darnold looks lijke THAT?
>>158201242 >>158201244 I don't blame them for being delusional. They were spoiled by the Bieniemy era where we rarely loss.If we were down 20 points in the 4th quarter the entire stadium would be thinking they left us with too much time.>>158201295You got me.
who is the Harry S. Truman of the nfl?
>>158201293Niners are stunting the growth of their young WR corps. Older veterans can win you a ring but you can't build a dynasty around them.
jennys robot period is late
>>158201303
>>158201318Nobody wants to watch shitty backup QBs. It's bad TV. If I had it my way defenders are not allowed to tackle QBs, but if the QB gets touched for 5 seconds it is an automatic sack.
I'm from SF, I hate SF, but I love my ninies
Los doggies thought they had it in the bagKek
>>158201354Are niggaz really still shilling JJ McCarthy after his humiliating exit from the Vikings. The coaches aren't retards. There's a reason they got rid of him. He's injury prone and has a learning disability. IQ is not fixable.
Youngcuck's football and baseball teams got raped in just 3 short days
>Micah Parsons has 3 First team all-prosI didn't know he was this good.
>>158201374>IQ is not fixableAnd there it is
>>158201394He's a stat demon like Myles Garrett. He's not super bowl winner material
I like and respect nfl refs
>>158201412Me too because they're helping my Pats
McCarthy had worse stats than rookie Bryce Young, who had a WR corp of 35 year old Adam Thielen, Jonathan Mingo, and DJ Chark, the 29th worst defense in the league, the worst o-line in the league, and a coach who was fired midseason TWICE. It's okay to admit that he's dogshit and that it's the correct decision to pull the plug early while the Vikings are still fielding a competitive roster
>>158201412>I like and respect nfl refsWe know Bills fan.Imagine if all the refs were cute, scantily clad kpop girls. Would fans rage at them when they make bad calls.
>>158201432They'd all quit after getting doused in bug spray.
>>158201412>no reffie gf to give me illegal touchingI want to die
>>158201412reffies are truly the greatest beings to walk this earth. If a reffie were to strike me I would abstain from washing that spot for the rest of my natural life
>>158201423>McCarthy had worse stats than rookie Bryce YoungI know he's bad but getting rid of a 1st round draft pick after one bad season on a team without a solid replacement is unusual. He must have been really, really bad. There must be more we don't know. Why didn't they trade him to the Chargers, Jim would have done it.
starting rookie qbs should be illegal
>>158201442I'm no longer friends with the refs after they turned on my Chiefs in 2025.
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT==At risk of blacklisting==>Chargers (at KC)>Titans (at IND)everyone else fuck off
>>158201456I think he was just uncoachable.
>>158201475Who is the most fraudulent team in thec lub and why is it the >ratbirds?
>>158201468Real Chiefs fans do not entertain schizoid theories about help from refs.
>>158201412Sexo
>>158201477It didn't help that his college coach was a sign-stealing cheater, artificially inflating his ability to read a defense.
You know it's cope when chiefs fans start showing the cherry picked stats
is this the legendary statmutt i've heard so much about?
>9ers/chiefs rematch for the owl>9ers complete 3-peat>9ers extend their losing streak to 4
>>158201492>>158201497>>158201499now do quality of those penalties
who ever has been baking has been doing a good job and not a faggotWhat's the nfl news today ? Big game tomorrow huh that ought to living this dead ass general up huh
wow freakin really fuck this dead shit general
>>158196729>The team the Panthers raped and had a fluke loss to is higher than the Panthers
>>158201497>>158201499b a s e d
>>158201566I'm guessing a lot of people got banned. I...I mean my friend got a 3 day ban for talking about books
>>158201566shit teams
>>158201456He just didn't give a shit most likely on top of not having the talent. Rode the coat tail of a loaded college team and thought it would be the same in the nfl if he did the bare minimum work required.
>>158201298Do the Steelers have a chance on Sunday?
>>158201566I just close the thread when the Mahomesfaggot starts spamming, I'm not interested in reading hours of arguing about the Chiefs
I have nothing to say. My team is decent but their problems are well documented. I enjoy watching them even though they aren't great. A team I hate will probably win the superbowl. Such is life
>>158201598No, Trump Curse hittin’ them.
lowkey the scariest team in the league
>>1582014942025 was a scary time for Chiefs fans. You had:>Sean "bounty gate" Payton on the Broncos.>Jim "the sign stealer" Harbaugh on the Chargers.>Antonio "Jordan rules" Pierce on the Raiders.And surely enough our starters began to get merc'd one by one like Mahomes, Worthy, and Rice against the Chargers or Thornton against the Raiders in this season. The league couldn't beat us in a fair match, so they sent in felon head coaches to hurt us.
Give me a comforting lie about Adam Gase being the new OC if Mike McDaniels gets booted.
>>158201627can't
>>158201593These zoomers are making so much in college that it's stunting their growth. Why would I grind in the pros, if in college I made 10 million and am financially set for life if I manage it right.
>>158201611The trump curse only affects the home team and he’s not going anyway
All pairs of teams that met in the owl multiple times>1-1Dolphins-Redskins (1972, 1982)Patriots-Eagles (2004, 2017)Patriots-Seahawks (2014, 2025)Chiefs-Eagles (2022, 2024)>2-049ers-Bengals (1981, 1988)Cowboys-Bills (1992, 1993)Patriots-Rams (2001, 2018)Giants-Patriots (2007, 2011)Chiefs-49ers (2019, 2023)>2-1Steelers-Cowboys (1975, 1978, 1995)All 39 other owls had unique pairings
>>158201602He clapped your cheeks in one too many debates I see.
I wonder what Dianna Russini is doing rn
>>158201640>Chiefs-49ers (2019, 2023, 2026)Fixed that for you.
>https://nfl2mindrill.com/heres a fun game for all you geniuses
>>158201642Meanwhile Kay Adam's body count is in the thousands and she's never been caught. She's fucked entire locker rooms.
What if there was no sex and they were just chilling at a resort?Is the world so fucked that married men are not allowed to hangout and show skinship with friends of the opposite sex?
>>158201644good point, that's going in the 2-1 section
>>158201662Yeah whats the big deal, me and my bros do that all the time. Everyone just hates my pats.
>>158201627How many coaches does Herbert need to get fired before you wake up and realize he's the problem?
>>158201670You lock hands with your bros and hug them? Pats fan? Checks out.
>>158201674people used to say this about smeth
>>158201650I got the TD right on 0:00 left but going for the 2PAT they don't give you any play options it was so fucking dumb. Apparently I called the 2 minute drive like Nick Sirianni kek plonked
>>158201627Adam Gase being on staff is probably why Mike McDaniel's offense failed.
>>158201340If Pearsall and Stribling were healthy, they'd both be starters. They're not stunting their growth, they literally are unable to play.
Its sad how niggas dont realize how f good Jeudy couldve been playing with myhombres
>>158201374Anon what I'm trying to highlight is how far he fell from what he showed his rookie year in the preseason. There's a reason they let Darnold walk and handed it over to McCarthy, they thought he was going to be capable or better than Darnold and they had reason to think that based on what he put on tape his rookie year, but he has regressed significantly since then which is hard to figure out besides the injury giving him the yips. I'm not saying he's good now nor am I glazing him, but he was legit wowing people as a rookie and so it's hard to understand what happened exactly.
>>158201642Probably nothing, she was paid millions per year at the Athletic, she never has to work again and even if she wanted to probably won't be able to since the scandal
>>158201743That jewish dork wanted to hire her to work for fagostool but chances are she's done with media. The only thing she has to talk about is the Vrabel stuff or shitting on other people in the industry. I'd say she has already signed a huge money NDA via Kraft to keep everything under wraps
>>158201653Kay seems like a tease, presents herself as this easy chick but when push comes to shove doesn't put out and would want to date for a year or two before sex. Which is honestly pretty hot, girls who respect themselves are hot.
>>158201758You might be right about the NDA. I figure she'll do the rounds on the podcast circuit in a year or two and we'll get more details about everything, but that will likely be it for her media career.
>>158201650
>>158201759You live in fairy tale land
>>158201767I'm always right
>>158201740The Vikings are undefeated despite their bad QB play. The coaches must be thinking the roster is good enough to win a ring and this isn't time for babysitting JJ.
>>158201759Kay Adams absolutely does not seem like that type kek wasn't she fucking shams that poo in loo NBA insider a few years ago?
>>158201759>but when push comes to shove doesn't put outThis made me laugh. That slut has fucked everyone.
>>158201650Fuck this shitty app. Bijan Robinson can't get one yard on 3 tries? And why are QB sneaks run out of shotgun?
>>158201787>>158201774Until you have proof with dm, pictures or tweets it's all speculation. Sorry, adults don't speculate or make rumors about others personal lives, they wait for proof.
Kay Adams sucked me off in a dingy pub bathroom in the sweltering summer of 22
>>158201650I got Texans Titans and kept raping the Titans secondary with Tank DellGod they suck
I really like women but hate when they talk.
>>158201710Tonges looks like the post-Kittle future too
>>158201694Yeah I did the same thing it was retarded. >the ANALytics say kicking is better so I'll make a 2 PT attempt a forced loss
>>158201845>not trusting gayleb to win it in OT
>>158201467Why
>>158201740>There's a reason they let Darnold walk and handed it over to McCarthy,The Vikings Somali daycare center GM (now deservedly fired) was so hung up on going to the Super Bowl with a cheep rookie contract QB, that he ignored the fact the ZoomZoom McCarthy is a hand-off merchant and now the Kangs have a stacked team costing them tons of money but QB.
what a worthless shit general this is, completely dead even in a football day
>>158201497>>158201499KCdefinitely has an uphill battle against refs but it's always been that way despite memes suggesting otherwise
>>158201674>me and my friends are fagsclassic pats fan lmao
will Penis be ready this weekend?
>>158201977I’ll have a Cig Mac and a Cope
>>158202045Yes, he just bruised bis bussy
Many are saying Bo will have a Darnold induced melty this evening.
>>158202251Nobody in human history has said that before you did just now
gameday get that bussy ready bo
How about the lips on Marvin Jr.
>>158202396Many are saying it I says.
>>158202251nobody is saying this because... nobody is here lmao. nfl is dead
ate a mcchicken and immediately had to shit . makes me think its shitty food to eat
hello i am from the future, the kangz will lose their next 4 games
how many bo pix today
I didn't realize it before but football has somehow made me racist. I assumed that the race if the QB didn't matter and thought they could be really clutch you know? You know what really did it? It wasn't geno smith on the seahawks scoring 6 points against the bears. It wasn't geno smith playing like dogshit on the raiders. It wasn't geno smith getting sacked against the lions and fumbling the game in the most unclutch way imaginable. It was watching week 5 jets and browns and the phones and bengals. That did it for me. The dolphins to an extent get a pseudo pass but there's no reason there's no fucking reason watson and smith held the ball forever and played the shittiest football imaginable. I'm talking exactly what you'd tune into watching these teams. I can't turn this power off now. I will forever have trust issues with these sorts of qbs just like fields and eventual stroud.
It's going to be Penis vs Gaylip matchup this Sunday. who comes out on top
>>158201347>>158201475>>158201694>>158202415peak reddit, all we are missing is the foomble cat spam
>>158202658If penix gets injured the falcons are going into morale hell. The falcons def did fuck all against the ravens other than impede the run sometimes.
>>158202656Black coaches are a bigger crime to the sport.
>>158202656It is a synopsis for race in general. Positions that require consistency, effort on every play, and a total breakdown of said play if the role was to fail is mostly white. The greats (halfies or mixed players) have the white quality of consistency every single play at positions that other races are good at that require a certain flair or diva attitude.
>>158202696Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck, ain't you? Reddit? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
I like quarter backs that don't paint their fingernails
Why are the packers picked over cowboys? Feels like another trap game. They barely tied the same squad of shit accept they are Parsons less
what sounds good for breakfast?
>>158202795Dem Goyz can't stop the incoming air raid
>>158202805Patti's logs
>>158202656And there it is.
How bout a IHOP vegetarian omlet
>>158201298Does Brock Purdy have Down's Syndrome?
The NFL is becoming a light skin league like the NBA.
>>158202805a camel and a cup of black coffee
>>158202699The only reason people think blacks are underrepresented in as coaches because the nfl is too overrepresented. I cant believe whites participate and watch something as much as they do when they constantly get overlooked. But what are you going to do when whites built the game and league
>>158202656Some truly sorry QB play from people of that sort this year mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
Reminder, if you have a Thursday night Bo induced melty and cannot show up to work tomorrow, you will need a doctor's note.
>>158202874Fucking Titans man...
>>158202874Will blacks ever stop speaking in double negatives?
>>158202874It do be like that sometimes.
>>158202882huh? jaxson dart didn't say anything.
Is Robert Saleh on the hot seat?
we're looking at ww3 and all you idiots want to talk about is gay shit and football
>>158202897>we'relol you're looking up at mom's finished basement drop ceiling
thread is so slow you hardly now there is a BIG game on tonight, you all probably get excited for black QBs
>>158202955I'll be at work unfortunately but if the Broncos win im finna spam the genny afterwards
>>158202882It da culture. I promise you it was a CIA op to keep blacks down but once they adopted it into an identity around the early 90s the CIA is hands off and letting generations of blacks keep each other down.
not fair Seattle has to play on such short rest
how about liquor this morning
>>158202805>what sounds good for breakfast?but i did have brekfast
>>158201642She's finger-blasting herself in her bedsheets.
>>158203111Trips don't lieNic sucks on male penises all day
>>158203111that should have been an illegal block penalty
>>158203122>REFFIES SAVE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>158203166>Jags are the only AFC team up there that can beat the Chiefs but the Bills and Ravens can both beat the JagsIf Lamar and Allen don't sandbag against the Jags in the ploffs just so Lawrence can put the final nail in Mahomes' """legacy""" they have zero respect for the game
trevor lawrence is the quarterback we have been waiting for
>>158202882Most languages use double negatives. English is one of the rare ones that doesn't. In some sense, that makes Carnell smarter than you because he's converting English to a more universal language. Also, many whites in the south speak with double negatives as well it's not just blacks.
>Just in: Hearing officer Derrick Brooks, jointly appointed by the NFL and the NFLPA, has reduced the two game suspension of Rams offensive lineman Alaric Jackson to one game.Lmao. Goydell is going to drag the rams kicking and screaming into the playoffs
>>1582028931 year honeymoon period then next year is where the divorce happens
>>158201412Is that CX?
>>158201740>based on what he put on tape his rookie yearHe threw one deep ball in the preseason
>>158203283There’s no reason why chuds don’t think Cam Ward can rise to the top in like fashion. >terrible roster>terrible coach>terrible situation all around >no talentNow the Jags have a great roster, an excellent coach, and are in a great situation and suddenly Trevor is elite. But none of you will notice that Cam Ward is in the same situation as Urban Meyer’s Trevor Lawrence.
>>158203345So you're really going to respond to me and not watch that video huh. Deep ball or not is irrelevant, he was doing everything expected of a QB in KoC offense and at a very high level
>42 forced fumbles in week 5Damn that's a lot of fumble cats
>>158202805How active are you physically? Most people don't really need breakfast these days because they're so sedentary.
tier lists are the lowest form of human communication
Broke up with my gf and am having beer for breakfast
What if Bo blo dix tonight
>>158203362many nfl posters are saying this
I get up an walk 3 miles every morning before I sit on my ass all day
>>158201977Murray is on a vet minimum. They still have a cheap QB for this year at least. But yeah that's true he was given the offense in part due to his contract, but my point larger point is he looked legit good that year until the injury, yeah he is pretty clearly terrible since but it really shouldn't be some huge suprise why they handed him the offense.
>>158203362I work out for an hour a day 3-4 times a week
>>158203372im clapping for you
>>158203372>WalkTry running fat nigga
>>158203255Jags can beat the Chiefs, but they can't beat the Chiefs + Reffies
>>158203384>fucking up my knees more for no reasonI aint running ever again
>>158203375What does the workout entail? Are you immeditely going to be physically active after breakfast? If not, skip breakfast and wait to eat when actually hungry. A lot of hungry in the morning is just dehydration or that you've forced your body into certain eating habits and if you miss them it will tell you you're hungry when you're actually not. The average guy is flabby and out of shape these days because of it
>>158203390Running isn't bad for your knees, that's a myth. Your form is probably really fucked up if it causes knee issues or you're so fat the added weight causes too much joint pressure.
>tfw likable player but you play for the Greater Israel Patriots
>>158203401Im an old man, running is for young people, also do it for my dog because if I don't take her for a walk she will be obnoxious all day
People ask me if I'm roided but I've never used roids in my life, in fact I don't even know how I'd get them. No, all I do is a serious weight training reiment 4 times a week and my diet is purely raw milk, eggs and beef, usually eye round or a roast of some kind.
>>158203408My boss is 65 and he ran 4 major marathons last year at a fast pace, in two of them he had the fastest time for anyone over 50. I keep hearing excuses anon.
>>158203415I'd fuck your boss in his faggot ass
>Seahawks and Broncos throw backs tonightkino, I remember when they were division rivals.
>>158203419You probably wouldn't, he's pretty verilw for his age. He sleeps around with a lot of the younger women at work. If anything he'd fuck YOU in the ass.
>>158203440I think you are in love with your boss, nothing wrong about that love is love.
>>158203452You're the one who wants to fuck him in the ass, not me. I'm just giving basic information about him.
So are going to see a Darnold or Blow Dix melty?
>>158203432>Broncos throwbacksI might watch now, snappy duds
>>158203464I'm going to do something else with my Thursday night instead of watch two corporations and their millionaire employees play football for 3 minutes followed by 3 minutes of commercials on a repeated cycle for 3 and a half hours.
>>158203463I'm still not running.
>>158203471settle down Stacy
What will it take for Justin Herbert to be good again?
>>158203481There are still other options for workout regiment. Perhaps swimming if you have a gym near you with a lap pool, that's great exercise.
>>158203496what's wrong with walking?
>>158203490Relearn being a QB. Since he was a kid he probably got away with not being able to read defenses and throw with anticipation because of his arm.
>>158203490I’ll take the succubus off his hands. She can take my life force
>>158203502So stop being a white black qb
>>158203375>107 lbsJfc, bro. Are you 12, a walking skelly, or a literal fucking midgit?
>>158203474
>>158203401That happened to me. I put on about 70 pounds then I went for a 2 mile jog to start losing weight and tore my ACL.
seahawks are playing some shitter team on TNF tonight
>>158203500It doesn't really exert you muscles or heart and lungs seriously. All 'walkers' I see are fat and could absolutely always be doing way more. It also unironically depends on your form while walking. Sure it's better that sitting around but it still doesn't do anything especially if you just sit around all day after. Do you work or have a job?
>>158203352I've been saying Cam Ward would fail as soon as he went to Miami and started trying to poorly imitate Russell Wilson. That style of QB will never be successful again. If he can revert virtually everything he learned at Miami and be Wazzu Ward again you'll have a solid starter but he's never going to win anything meaningful and shouldn't have gone anywhere near the first round. He was even a second round guy at Wazzu.t. former D2 QB coach
>>158203551I got the Seahawks winning 25-22.
>>158203559Not intense enough for you got it, I also lift weights and am in great shape. Im not knocking you for running, run to your hearts content. I enjoy walking and being with my dog.
>>158203559In addition to other exercise, walking is really great exercise, especially if you drive everywhere. We were made to walk and cutting out all that walking we are supposed to be doing is bad.
>>158201358Getting hit made qbs more durable. They would actually be forced to develop a pocket prescense too and would stop pretending like they are mike vick in madden 04. Baker mayfield is like 30 years old and on the play he got hurt it was like he had zero understanding of the qb position
>>158203572I don't run at all actually, I primarily weight train. I do however bike 12 miles round trip to and from work, 4 days a week, and go over Queens bridge to do so and that climb is intense on a mechanical bike.
>>158203576Walking isn't "great" exercise, it's the bare minimum a human should be doing (standing) most of the day. Crazy how fucked the world is that that is some sort of hot take.
>>158203585I mountain bike in the summer
Walking is retarded. Just start swimming instead
>>158203372I used to love my daily walks when I was a NEET. I miss is so much >>158203384Walking mogs running in every way
>>158203593It's really great if you don't walk a lot.
>>158203572Well in your very first reply about this you then said you sit on your ass all day so now I'm wondering if I'm talking to the same person if you're in "great shape". Most people who sit around all day aren't in great shape.
>>158203602>Walking mogs running in every wayHow? Running actually improves cardio, burns more fat, and is incredibly good for your heart.
>>158203608Maybe you just don't know what you are talking about, you just sound insecure.
>>158203593>Walking isn't "great" exerciseWalking is the most efficient way to burn fat and is also good for your joints. You don’t know what you’re talking about.
>>158203593Yes, walking is the minimum. Therefore you should be doing it
Tony Romo to replace Troy Aikman next season for MNF.
>>158203615How do I sound insecure? I'm referring to thus comment here >>158203372>>158203617How would walking ever be better at burning fat than running? I don't even know why I bother talking to anyone on this site.
good morning /nfl/thinkin about my vikies
>>158203627I do do it, I stand on my feet all day at work, I think I walk 8 pr 10 miles a day at work. But when I'm about to commit to concerted exercise, I don't "go walking", I do something actually intense. That's what we're arguing about.
>>158203629Romo and Collinsworth should be shot into the sun, I used to hate Buck and Aikmen because they called every Cowboys game and are both biased toward them, they have been great since.
>>158203639Standing isn't the same as walking. Walking stretches the lower body.
Thoughts on him? I wasn't watching football when he played but apparently he was a funny meme here? For what purpose?
>>158203650Nigga can you read? I said I walk 8 to 10 miles a day at work.
>>158203640Buck is alright when he isn't sucking off Aikmen
>>158203634brisk walking is just as good for you as running as long as you do the same distance, and easier on the knees
>>158203634>How would walking ever be better at burning fat than runningBecause of the calories burned, walking burns more from fat than running does. Walking is the best way too lose fat because running will burn more calories from short term carbohydrates than long term fat. This is scientifically proven btw (you will now seethe at me saying that). Walking about 30 minutes a day is the best way to burn fat
>>158203658It's not. It does zero for your cardio. Even arnold had two days a week where he would run 2 to 3 miles each day during his Mr. Universe training.
it's all been downhill since the gruden/tirico days
>>158203656dedicated long distance walking establishes a good gait patternwalking around a job site isn't the same type of activity
>>158203662This isn't true, the meta in the running community with both distant runners and sprinters is to eat an avacado and only an avacado before running, so what carbs are they burning?
>>158203669Summerall and Madden were peak
>>158203664you can do cardio as well
>>158203672Alright now you're just trolling. In the end idrc because I'm strong and have visible abs so the proof is in the pudding at the end of the day.
>>158203678I imagine the running community is more concerned with running fast than burning fat, stupid
>walklets itt
>>158203687Abs are a diet stat, newfaggot
>>158203680Based Summerall, Madden got senile before the end and said a lot of stupid shit.
i used to be able to run 2 miles in 14 minutes
>>158203694They're not. Through compounds and isolation exercise you build them, just like every other muscle. If you never do heavy compounds and isolate them with weighted crunchs you won't have a visible, strong core, diet aside.
>>158203700That's pretty good. I think my fastest 5k (3.1 miles) was 19:30 or something
*quietly is PFF's DPOTY frontrunner*
>>158201456Apparently most of the stuff was behind the scenes where is vaguely implied he was a bad culture fit. Apparently that Griddy into the endzone absolutely incensed KOC
>this whole thread is about a guy telling an old man with bad knees that he is a pussy for walking and not running
>>158203721Soilennials can’t handle zoomers
>>158203654Burrs fans were just as loud back then so Cutty got hyped
>>158203725>Whole threadJust the last 50 replies really
yeah we're winning five games
JJ McCarthy backing up a first round QB that went the year after him feels like a humiliation ritual
>>158203731>Doing faggy college level cellys before you have formally secured the TouchdownUnironically stupid shit. Reminds me of that player that started the touchdown celebration before he crossed the endzone and dropped and fumbled the ball.
>>158201456>lightly bumps into your twink McCarthy, knocking lil' mccarthy on his twink ass
>>158203739More like 10
Running fucking sucks but you kinda have to do it. Nobody sane likes cardio and it never stops being a pain in the ass.I got my mile down to 8 minutes today and felt like I was about to have a heart attack. Cardio is easily the worst part of the gym. Leg day is overhated.
>>158203755Dubs of truth right there.
Jesus walked for 40 days. Bunch of cucks in this general probably too tempted by satan
>>158203755>dude thinks that he needs to have a heart attack to get good exercise and be healthyYou are going to have a heart attack lol
but i was told mahome lamar and allen had no help and that burrow was a wr babby and purdy was a scheme babby
>>158203767I’m not going to have a heart attack. I’m just describing how painful cardio is, if you push yourself hard enough you might feel that kind of sensation, but you eventually become accustomed to how much it sucks.
>>158203767It's literally the leading cause of death for runners. They think it makes their heart stronger but it does the opposite and wears it out.
No one here is saying walking doesn't do anything for you. They're saying running is just better. But even to the walkers, why jot just throw in some running here and there during your walks? It won't hurt you.
>>158203788Probably because you are wrong and running to your grave and being personally insulted about people walking for exercise.
>>158203801I'm not wrong, between a light jog or runnover 30 minutes and walking for 30 minutes, running is better for you, but bother are better than nothing. And I'm also not personally insulted because I work out a lot and have a strict diet so I'm very happy with my physical fitness level. Just sharing my opinion on the matter based on personal experience and results, but you don't have to agree.
>>158203788Stop acting like other people are saying what you have been saying
>>158203788>It won't hurt youI have arthritis and labral tears and my hip pops every time i lift my knee to around hip height
>>158203755I ran track and field until I was 21 and stopped running entirely outside of a few half marathons. It sucks. I snowshoe and cross country ski now, it's great. Never going back.
Runcucks seethe at walkchads
When fitness debates happen 'post body' is really the end all be all of the debate, theory is great and all but until I see your body as proof then it's all a moot point. I don't doubt there are some very fit guys in /nfl/ but I also don't doubt their are a lot of fattys.
>>158203822I obviously meant it won't hurt you if you are already healthy and are also running properly and not exerting yourself beyond your current physical limits.
>>158203788Everyone more intelligent than you has disagreed with you because you are objectively wrong.
>>158203835Meh whatever, we can disagree then. The fact is I'll just close the tab and go on with my day and my happy, healthy, fit life.
>>158203767
>>158203829Homo
>>158203839Don't gotta be mad lol
>>158203834Yeah I should clarify none of that was caused by running but a genetic immune condition i was cursed with. But basically i'm stuck with walking, and then cycling and swimming for my cardio. NGL its fucking lame to be out walking every day and getting passed by 50+ year olds and women jogging but what ya gonna do
I don’t understand walking for exercise unless you are very, very fat to the point where walking physically exerts you and causes you to gasp and wheeze.
>>158203788Walking is more of a meditation whereas running is by default a physically demanding exercise
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>>158203848Honestly props do you for still doing something active despite your condition, I look up to you for it
>>158203850for fat people, walking in a pool is better exercise.
>>158203850Walking burns more fat & is more enjoyable
>>158203850Well it's probably because you are a stupid nigger lmao
>>158203852I think both are pretty meditative but for me running is more so, I have some of my best most postive thoughts and outlooks when I run and it really clears my head.
Predictions for the game tonight? I'm gonna say Seahawks 31 - Broncos 24
>>158203859If we want to get really technical about it burning fat just comes down to calorie deficit/surplus based on physical activity
>>158203861Walking, for me, does the same thing. Running is too physically demanding for me.
>>158203865I'm thinking more along the lines of Seahawks 17 Broncos 7, gonna be low scoring. But I do think Seahawks win and Bo Nix gives us a "mo pix" classic.
Running is objectively unhealthy and destroys your body, you are only supposed to do it for survival because some fucking giant cat is chasing you.
>>158203866Yes but the type of exertion affects whether you burn energy from fat or carbs. IIRC walking and swimming burn more fat than anything else
>>158203868I hear you, running just gets my blood flowing more and I think scientifically releases more endorphins (runners high) sonI prefer it for that reason
>>158203875>he gets high from simulating being chased by wolvesThere are better ways to get high.
I don’t run to burn calories, I run to strengthen my heart though.
>>158203771the bengals entire offense boils down to burrow getting the ball to the correct read as fast as possible with hyper accuracy. receivers are rarely schemed open but chase and higgins are so dominant that it doesn't matter too much.
I haven't ran in years. I always hated it but I could tolerate doing a mile of sprints once a week.
>>158203885>he thinks wearing out the old ticker stregthens itI also beleive that driving fast over potholes doesn't fuck up my car.
>>158203850Everywhere I need to go is too far to walk so I drive, so I walk separately to make up for the lack of walking. I would be better to just walk around instead of driving though.
you can tell Danny Parkins on FTF is a sex pest just by looking at him
>>158203853Is he pulling off the Irish mob hat?
>>158203910Yes
>>158203853You don't have to dress like you're 85 just because you're 35.
>>158203865Seahawks 25 - Broncos 22
Are Charlie horses supposed to hurt so bad that they make a grown man scream like a baby? Had this happen to me this morning and my leg is still sore.
>>158203872Swimming is the GOAT desu, problem is a lot of gyms just don't have a lap pool. >>158203903This is probably the only really major benefit of living in a city these days, you can walk tonget whatever you need within a mile of you..
>>158203885>5'9>116lbseat a burger nigga god damn
>>158203925Yes, they fucking suck. When I was in my early 20s with a really physically demanding occupation I used to get them at night and it felt like a knot was tied in my quads
I just want to say that Jason Kelce absolutely sucks. He's like that fat guy who thinks being loud is funny
>>158203925I've had some and I've never screamed like a little girl. That's just a (You) thing.
>>158203929even lankier. that is 5'11"
>>158203885You're either an alpha female or a powerful twink. Either way, I saw you on Avenue A yesterday and you looked dodgy after doing a mystery stimulant.
The most hated team in each Division:SteelersColtsPatriotsChiefsPackersSaintsCowboysNiners
>>158203939You probably haven’t had a real one then. Real ones happen at night and instantly wake you up from REM deep sleep instantly.
>>158203951Pretty sure people hate the Rams and the Seahawks way more than the Niners
>>158203974You're wrong about that
>>158203974Not in the division. The Rams, Seahawks and Cardinals all hate the 49ers the most.
>>158203951You hate the Saints because of Sean Payton and Bountygate. I hate the Saints because they wasted Drew Brees' career. We are not the same.
>>158203939Especially if you're in the Northeast right now, yesterday was a heat bubble day, today was a reversion to fall. Weather changes like that always tighten me up. No Charlie Horse today, but my knee feels like I banged it even though I didn't.
>>158203989I'm actually a Saints fan
>>158203989They literally got him a Super Bowl and sold their future to maximizes their chances when he was still on the team.
Why were Shithawks fans acting like babies on Sunday?
>>158203995To be fair the NFC South is full of teams that really nobody could give two shits about. The Saints are the most hated team because can anyone give more than passive apathy to the Falcons, Panthers and Bucs?
Purdy is a Shanahan babby and Shanahan deserves to be fired for not winning a SB within 10 years
>>158204012I was talking about how fans within each division feel about the rest of the teams, not how fans of the NFL as whole feel about them.
How many Blo Dix tonight
>>1582040312 picks 3 sacks
>>158203951I’m not a 9ers fan but I like the 9ers and want them to succeed when they’re not playing against my team. Brock Purdy was 1 blown coverage play away from having a ring.
>>158201789damn its really accurate then
>>158201525Please, God, no. What did we do to deserve this suffering?
>>158204004Why would we be mad?
>>158201782I'm surprised they didn't make a move for someone better than Kyler Murray then. By getting and starting Murray, they already made the decision to abandon McCarthy entirely, so I don't know why you wouldn't try to find someone better than that.
Why do Seahawks fans blame the refs for the questionable call at the end of the game and not their worthless RBs who kept foombling and giving the 9ers excellent field position
>>158204056Why are you such a sore winner? This is why your team hasn’t won shit and will never win shitNow mow my lawn Paco
what's that fat fuck FG kicker Mevis doing now
Do you think Justin Herbert still gives a fuck about being an NFL QB? He’s already got it made
>>158204064That fucking pedo was caught in 4k liking the profiles of high school senior instagram thots so hopefully he’ll be rotting in jail soon for exploiting those innocent women who didn’t know any better.
>>158204068that shit ain't going to end well for him
>>158204068Lost season, why not just enjoy throat fucking a pop star and enjoying being a C List Celebrity in LA.
>>158204004Because they lost
>>158203306>greenlaw lightly taps a guy with his helmet, surrounded by Seahawks players on their sideline, for approaching him aggressively >immediately ejected, fined, one game suspension on top>jackson punches chubb after the game is over for absolutely no reason>2 games....nah make it one actuallyI get that Greenlaw has a history of chimpery, but the ejection should have just been enough.
>>158204052That's right. Let the Niners enjoy their superbowl. We still won one on their field I'm not even mad fuck them I hope they keep getting injured
>>158204054I think it's because they could get Murray on the vet minimum, anyone else would have cost too much. I guess they could have tried to trade for Mac Jones but iirc the 9ers refused to trade him.
How pizza sounds
>>158204090He got the suspension because he's a repeating offender
>>158203577I don't think "getting hit would make them more durable", but allowing them to be hit would mean only durable guys could last in the QB position. I'm tired of being told to be impressed by how much of a "dynamic dual threat" someone is, when the only reason why they can run around the field is because they have every protection known to man and Defensive Players are absolutely terrified to tackle them. There's nothing special about running QBs. They can barely be tackled, so now they're less durable but more agile.The downside of this is, as you noted, QB play is absolutely fucking atrocious. No one can deliver from the pocket like Brady or Manning or Brees anymore. Because they don't have to. Why learn how to make subtle movements in the pocket to gain half a second when you can just sprint down the field for a gain of 23? And if someone dares to tackle you, it's 15 yards, an ejection, and a suspension. The fact that people think a quarterback is good because he can run just shows how far the position has deteriorated.
Without Greenlaw, what are the odds the Niners are upset by the Cumhandlers?
>>158204052Literal cope. Textbook definition of cope.
>>158203865donkeys win, Vegas has underdogs winning in primetime to fleece the public.
>>158204105Niners would have traded Jones, but they'd want a good deal for him. I think they may trade him before the deadline if a team wants him, because it's either that or you get nothing for him as he walks at the end of the season. I don't know what team is gonna trade for him within 3 weeks though.
>>158203865>>158204161Broncos 24-20 to kill the under.
>>158203951>ColtsRetard the AFCS all hate the Titans because they’re dirty and they play like fags when they’re “”good””
>>158204138Niners have a 65/35 win/loss chance. The Commanders are hardly the worst team in the league, and the niners have a boatload of guys out. That being said it's at home, they just beat the Seahawks on the road, Purdy is playing the best ball of his career so far, and they're overall just a better team. They should win but I wouldn't be stunned beyond belief if they lost.
>>158204090>jackson punches chubb after the game is over for absolutely no reasonIt wasn't for no reason. Chubb said something along the lines of "We'll see you again" implying the Rams make the Super Bowl. So Jackson punched him.
>>158204168They'd get a comp pick for him once he signs as a free agent elsewhere next season
>>158204108Based.
capris? really?
remove the cardinals top 2 layers of skin with a butter knife
>>158201834Isn't he out for the year? That's a pretty brutal injury.But yeah, they're basically on their WR5+ right now. Their hypothetical starters are likeEvans (healthy)Pearsall (out for year)Stribling (out until like week 9 they said?)Deebo (out a "couple weeks")Robinson (out for a couple of more weeks)And then fuck who even were those other guys that they put up against the Hawks?Something Cowing? (The dude who directly turned the ball over twice) And Brandon "Father Time" Cooks?Like if they had their full roster and just had normal team injuries, I think Evans, Stribling, Pearsall, Deebo is actually a pretty elite receiving core.Imagine if Aiyuk never got the worst case of CTE we've ever seen.
Why are most 49er fans dodger fans?
>>158204240trust in Beck
woah dude dont fucking touch me
>>158204231they're just pulled up joggers, weirdo
>>158204280No matter how hard you try this will never be a meme.
>>158204253If Aiyuk wasn't retarded they probably don't get Evans. And in all honesty I'm glad because Evans is a fucking Godsend for this team. Shanahan with the niners hasn't ever had great receivers. He's had great offensive weapons of course, but who has been the best WR from 2017 to now? One good year out of Aiyuk? Deebo was way too flexible to say he was just a receiver.Evans is the best receiver they've had, and look at the result. At least through 5 games.
>>158204090greenlaw already got in trouble for chimping once this season before the headbutt
Oh my god why can’t that shitter Herbert win with this ARSENAL
>>158204336Mahomes has won owls with even less talent.
>>158204231i though he was supposed to stop doing that gay shit and also stop drinking
Who has the best traveling fanbase in the NFL? Is it cowboys or packers or Steelers? Maybe the raiders since they take over Sofi in a way I haven’t seen other teams do
>>158204377Niners
>>158204377>traveling fanbaseyou mean transplants? Rust Belt teams because that whole region has been depopulating for 30+ years now.
>>158204377NinersThey’ve actually taken over @DAL and even @PIT, which is wild.
>>158204377Niners. One factor for that is probably a buncha people leaving SF/California due to getting priced out. Another is the fact that anyone left in SF probably has the money to travel to games since SF/Bay Area is so fucking expensive.
>>158204384Explains cowboy fans everywhere then
>>158204396Then why don’t Raider fans take over games outside of CA? They don’t even have much of a homefield in Vegas and that’s Californian transplant central
>>158204377Everyone takes over Sofi
>>158204410Because a lot of raider fans are sporadically scattered throughout CA. Plus they typically don't have as much money as Niners fans. The Oakland crowd is either poor or switched to the Niners, and the LA crowd is also poor.Also because the Raiders are fucking garbage and have been for a long time. If they were good maybe you could justify flying out to Denver for a game or something. Who wants to fly out halfway across the country to see the Raiders get beat up by the Chiefs for the 45th time?
Why is Troy Aikman such a salty bitch? He's made a shit ton of money his entire life and now he's having a melty because Joe Buck got extended and he didn't
Fuck Americans
On this day Jerry Smith (TE, Redskins) became the first openly gay NFL player to die of AIDS. Caleb Williams will be the second.
>>158204436Read it in Aikmans cadence that’s just how he is. Who do they pair with Buck? A black? Troy goes to Fox for morning games or CBS for afternoon games?
>>158204436he's who gets mentioned anytime someone praises mnf production and people are just agnostic to joe buck now, but joe buck got paid because the media always takes care of their own
>>158204415nah rams and chargers don’t
Here's the big scoop. Joe Buck criticized Troy for working for the Fins. Troy told Buck to go fuck himself and mind his own business.
>>158204469he goes back to Amazon replacing herbie
>>158204469Buck + Jason Kelceyou know it's going to happen
>>158204436He’s always thought he was the GOAT (he never was) and he’s been easily passed up by Brady and Mahomes so now he wants to be the best announcer he can be and he isn’t particularly great at that either.
when will the NFL step in and investigate the Dolphins? There is no way they’re not blatantly tanking. Watch their highlights against Cincinnati, it’s baffling how bad Malik Willis is
>>158204231Mike McDaniel really does look like a Tite Kubo character design.
>>158204482Kek
>>158204502No offense to Jason, but that would be a huge step down in quality. Joe and Troy work, because you get the crisp old timey baseball style calls from Joe followed by the relaxed southern gentleman candor of Troy.
>>158204527Troy is a faggot from California
>>158204505I don’t think they’re breaking any rules. Anything they could be had for happened this past summer. They’re still going out there and playing. They’ve been in somewhat tight games with good teams too.
>>158204505>it’s baffling how bad Malik Willis isis it tho?
>>158204531Yeah, I know he was born in California, but his formative years were in Oklahoma.
>>158204482Who the fuck is gonna be at the Rams and Chargers game later this season? Will it be mostly empty?
I haven't eaten in 13 hours. I think I'm going to die
>>158204543Rams fans will take over Sofi for once.
I can't believe Mike McDaniel hasn't unlocked Justin Herbert. This may be the most shocked I've ever been in my entire life. I was told numerous times by the faggot media that Greg Roman was the problem. Why did the faggot media lie to me??
>>158204543excited to see how empty sofi gets when both teams are bad again
>>158204564Nah they’ll still sell out but it’ll be the most homefield advantage teams like the Jaguars and Cardinals ever had
>>158204563You’re right, but I’ll take the opportunity anyway to say you do love you some Greg Roman.
Fuck off San Diego, the Chargers belong in LA.
>>158204563I kneel, SISSYbert is indefensible at this point
>>158204590Chargers should have gone to Vegas. If they're going to have a team no one cares about, have it be a team no one cares about already.
>>158204625He's been indefensible since the 27-0 blown halftime lead. Because his first couple seasons were good, everyone thought him being elite was a foregone conclusion, so they blamed everyone else for everything up until now. And even now some are saying it's not solely his fault.
>>158204636It’s not. It’s his penis’s fault.
>>158204590Based. Love that an afcw team is in l.a. so I can watch my bronkuks at the mile high sea level
Thoughts?
>>158204584'fraid so
>>158204636>He's been indefensible since the 27-0 blown halftime lead.I don't know who needs to hear this but quarterbacks don't play defense
>>158204658this is just the nfl now, nobody plays preseason so if you run anything other than babby's first scheme it takes the first quarter of the season to get going
It's overhttps://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/2110777583642009692
>>158204678Oh my god...
>>158204678PHILLY IN FLAMES
>>158204678vaxx status?
>>158204661That was a Rodgers-esque playoff loss. Put up points in the 1st half and go stone cold in the 2nd. The lack of complimentary football leaves your defense on the field for 20 minutes and you end up losing.
golden random mina cap from the preview poddo your worst boys
>>158204678If it's superficial then why is he out?
>>158204628Chargers in LA makes no sense. They won’t get a fan base there and everyone in SD is not cheering for an LA team. Raiders in LA and Chargers in Vegas (really should be in San Diego still) makes the most sense. Can’t believe the league signed off on that move
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>>158204696She's making a face like she just farted and it smells worse than she expected.
>>158204678Didn't a lot of Eagles fans love Tanner McKee? Guess we'll see how good he is
>>158204678this will unlock the offense
>>158204696Doing the whole I have books deliberately displayed behind me while on camera is the normalfags version of larping as a very smart oldfag.
>>158204706Raiders in Oakland makes the most sense, it's just unfeasible.
>>158204678so they let him play with it? and let him fly with it? wtf are the eagles doing?
>Herbooty getting yet another coach firedHow many victims can he possibly claim?
>>158204661>defense forces 5 first half turnovers>gives Herbert a 27-0 lead at the half>chargers score 3 points in the second half>FUCKING DOGSHIT DEFENSE COSTING US THE GAME, GOD DAMN HERBERT CAN'T WIN WITH THESE CATS!!!Holy fucking shit I didn't think anyone was retarded enough to think this, but here you are.
>>158204722If I did that it would be nothing but fantasy and scifi manchild books
>>158204678vax status?
I was looking back on the 2023 season where my Chargies got a top 5 pick and Staley fired, and I was surprised to remember that they started off the year 2-2 and were 4-5 going into greenbay where they should have won if not for a horrific drop by you know who. Compare that to this season. WOOF>>158204722you think the bookish asian nerd yalie doesn't actually read?
>>158204731Harbaugh's getting fired at the end of the season.
>>158204723People in LA still love the Raiders. If they were the sole LA team, jersey/hat/merch sales would fly off the shelves and they wouldn't be outnumbered in their own stadium every single game like the Chargers and Rams. The Rams won a bowl and have been a relevant team for the past 8 years and no one cares.
>>158204751I wish, but that won't happen. He is too friendly with the owners, and he has 2 years left on a big deal. I hope he is though... I hope...
>>158204761Doesn't matter if LA loves them, the Raiders belong in Oakland.
>>158204751McDaniel get fired first.
>>158204713she's making a face like she just heard you so the most retarded thing ever uttered, so rather that responding is just saying "okay retard" in her head
Jalen with that Bomboclat
>>158204749Of course she does. That isn’t the point. It’s the fact that they’re arranged and displayed as to project the persona of >Look at me>Look at all these books I have read>I am very smart>Being smart and having people acknowledge me as smart is my personality
>>158204678BROKEN BUSSY ALERT
>>158204794why does that upset you? Seeing what people read will tell you a lot about them. Do you not read?What should her background be instead?
>>158204809You have autism or something?
>>158204809Mina hasn't read a book in 15 years.
>>158201642Making a note to herself to not give Jed York the wrong address next time.
>>158204739Who cares what they did in the first half, they fucking blew it in the secondIt was their job to protect a four-touchdown lead and they couldn't
If the SHITattle Shecocks had even an ounce of honor, they'd do the right thing and let my Broncos win tonight.
>>158204678what the actual fuck is going on with the Eagles
>>158204818>>158204820
>>158204182>Lions LB Rodriguez>ranked #5And yet I never notice the guy or hear his name during games.
>>158204693>retard doesn't realize the defense is responsible for getting itself off the field
>>158204678roid tranny clot
Should I be more nervous now about Tanner McKee?
IT'S NOT HERBERT'S FAULT!
>>158204858This but unironically. Can you even name 2 players on the chargers besides Herbert? I doubt it.
>>158204377>Who has the best traveling fanbase in the NFL?Lions fans.We've stuck with a team that hasn't won a championship since 1957 and prior to the new administration, hadn't gone to the conference game since 1991.
>>158204858Counterpoint: It's all Herbert's fault. Little faggot just can't play football at an NFL level.
>>158204856No. He's just a mid backup and without an elite Oline and running game, he will be thrown to the Wolves. Panturds should win. Enjoy being gifted another easy W.
>>158204824Are you absolutely retarded? It means their offense outscored your offense. The defense is not 100% blameless, but the defense gifted Herbert a 27-0 lead. They lost 31-30. They scored 3 second half points to the Jags 31. All they had to do was muster one single touchdown drive and they couldn't. How in the fuck can you sit there and go>This falls SOLELY on the defense and no one else, yup.The offense is what, supposed to do nothing but wait for the game to be over?
>superficial blood clotLolLmao
>>158204678Vax status?
>>158204856It's Tanner Time
>>158204880Yeah I'm retarded to not blame the QB for the defense choking
>>158204901God he's ugly
>>158204856unless this Tanner guy can run he's gonna die behind that shit oline
>>158204856you should be nervous about jalen carter and jordan davis
>>158204824The offense couldn't put points on the board unless the defense gave them the ball in plus territory. Who gets the blame for that
>>158204730he probably got it after the flight
>im so excited to watch this game tonight... mayhaps I'll enjoy a snack whilst viewing?*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>Mmffmhmgh ooh that's some truly fresh and aromatic ice cream... I'll never forget this moment
>>158204913Lol no. Bryce is the best under pressure
>>158204930Why is he eating the Justin Herbert?
Just put my house on Jalen Hurts winning MVP. I believe he turn it around and clot up the loss column.
>>158204904Oh you're just trolling. Ok, here's the (You), you earned it. Got me goin for a second there.
>Okay but one of his 3 humiliating wildcard losses weren't his fault! His defense played badly for 2 quarters once!Herbiesissies... how did it come to this?...
>>158204794>just have a bare wall behind you while filming
>>158204678My theory is the tush push caused this
If Cowcucks don't win the division they get sent to the XFL
>>158204922
>>158204678Dak is the only NFCE QB not to miss a game
>>158204840>Non ball knower doesn’t realize that scoring a single field goal in an entire half of football and never entering the red zone once makes the loss completely on the offense. Did you know that after the first 22:48 of the game that the Chargers never drove the field again? It doesn’t matter how good your defense is, they will get tired.
>>158204986He's also the worst starting QB of the 4
>>158204969i don't think that's true
>>158204794Name the last 5 books you’ve read. Here’s mineThe Creature From Jekyll Island Moby DickMein KampfThe Art Of The DealShadow Men
>>158204990YDKB
>>158204991If a team is so inept they can't win division with 2 starting QB out for the year and a literal retard they honestly deserve to dissolve the entire team and ship it out of that southern shithole
>>158204990he's definitely better than RG4
mevis dindu nuffin
>>158204678FAUCI!
>>158205014Then surely he's made it to a conference championship game.
Ok, NFCE, we need to talkWhat the FUCK is going on in this divvy? We can’t all be this embarrassing.
>>158205014RG4 has the same playoff wins in like 8 less years. Dak is just a bum unfortunately
>>158205001you cooked that non-reader. he is powerless to respond
>>158204840>defense gets off the field>offense goes 3 and out immediately >Rinse and repeat >WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING ON OFFENSE? JUST PICK THEM OFF 4 MORE TIMESIn order to get a 27-0 lead, your offense and defense need to play well.In order to blow a 27-0 lead, your offense and defense need to play poorly.Not one single person is saying the defense was absolutely perfect from the first to the last second, but as the quarterback (the guy taking up 20% of the salary cap), you are expected to hold onto that lead with ease. All you need to do is be HALF as efficient as your opponent and you hold that lead like it's nothing.
>>158205028Cowkeks talking about clock mismanagement like we all don’t remember the QB draw against the 9ers in the Divisional Round
>>158204988Nigga who the fuck doesn't get tired in a football game? The offense that raped them up and down the field the entire half also got tired
If your QB has a better playoff record than 2-5, congratulations he's more successful than Dak Prescott. Did you know Rayne Prescott tongues Bo Nix's anus?
>>158204990Dak is better than Dart, Hurts, and Jayden
>>158205049Dak beat Tom Brady in the playoffs. Not many can say that.
>>158204502I genuinely cannot stand Jasons voice.
>>158205050...at failing to play the quarterback position correctly.
>>158205050I don’t rate playoff chokers
The Chargers lost because they were playing not to lose. Their offense wasn't trying to win in the 2nd half
>>158205056Many can say they beat Dak in the playoffs lmao
>>158205049>If your QB has a better playoff record than 2-5not so fast herbusters
>>158205036There was only one 3 and out in the second half lol
>>158205028bo nix and drake maye just made the conference championship. that ultimately means nothing.
>hating on DEM BOYZ and Dak againYeah I'm out of here.
Wins are a QB statistic. The reason Bustin hasn't won a playoff game in 8 years of trying is because he sucks cock.
>>158204505I don't think any team has ever been competitive with that level of dead cap. If any team actually needs the #1 spot its the Phins because they gutted the whole team and have no money. Why investigate a team that legitimately has every right to tank.
>>158205085It means they're better QB than Dak Prescott
>>158205050Dak is 0-2 against Dart
>>158205094They call this "Rayne's Dilemma"
>>158205085Yeah, winning football games doesn't matter in the game of football.
>>158205071Brady can't (he got absolutely raped by Dak at home in the wildcard round).
Drew Lock would’ve beaten the 49ers and the commandskins.
>>158205099shit b8 tbhwy
>>158205111Congrats hang the banner since you haven't put any Super Bowl banners up in 30 years. If that's the best you can cling to Cowboys suck dick
>>158205104wins are not a QB stat, conference championship appearances are not a QB stat. mark sanchez was not a better QB than dak prescott.
>>158205073And 3 points scored. You can't just get a 27 point lead off the back of your defense, then just sit there and wait for the game to end. You still have to score points. The Chargers just threw their hands up on offense and said "we have a lead, we can't lose now!"
>>158205113>Taking your team further in the playoffs in a 1/3 of the seasons played isn't indicative of being a better QB than some loser with a 29% win rate
someone bake ffs
>>158205141I'd take 2010 Mark Sanchez over any Dak Prescott year. At least Mark could ball
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>>158205100QBs don't play against eachother. The Gnats have a respectable defense, the Cowboys have the exact opposite.
>>158205046There have been numerous studies as to why defenses get more tired than offenses. Go look them up. Read them. Display them behind you the next time you’re on camera.
>>158205050At best he is as good as Hurts, which isn't a compliment.
>>158204553Might not necessarily be a bad thing
>>158201456Its because hes White and White QBs have to be good right away or they are gone.Look at Cam Ward. He is worse than Demarcus Russel. Dude is a certified bust and everyone is still blaming the team and saying he's the face of the franchise.
