goof edition
>>158208194How do you feel about your team's playcalling?
Thread claimed for niners
>>158208211Based.
Coach Primate.
why is caleb keeping the grade of his hamstring injury a secret?
Football hasn't felt this way in yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5_K9efiS5E
Jason Kelce to replace Aikman
>>158208217tier 1 hamstring teartier 3 bussy tear
>>158208217He wants to hide the fact that he actually injured his bussy from constant gay sex
>>158207492this is the end of the eagles rebuild though lol, it worked well
>>158208211Can the chiefs and niners be friends until the Superbowl rematch?
I'm a Packers fan and I think Caleb is going to take the Bears to the Super Bowl
>>158208230No.
>>158208217You’re not supposed to let the public know when you’re coming back from an injury since it’s extremely valuable info to opposing teams.
Cut it out.
>>158208239He should stop acting like a fag then.
Dov has spoken
>>158208235:(
>>158208208My team doesn't do play calling apparently
>>158208247Sorry man, but fuck the Chiefs.
My vikies
>>158208208It's crazy the Eagles have gotten rid of RPOs completely.
What player is the Big Mac, fries and a coke of the NFL? What player is the cheese, fresh bread, and roast beef of the NFL?
>>158208243Dov just doesn't miss.
>>158208266Based fat retard
>>158208266>messages insta thots>gets dunked onsad but funny
Does he drop the hard R on his way out?
jacoby biscuit
>>158208269For less than the cost of a superstar QB like a Dook or a Mutthomes, you can buy an awesome coach, an unbreakable o-line, and a decent QB, which will win you many more games.
>>158208269Id take a big mac over a bland hoagie
Mina doesn't know ball
>had tua looking elite for a while >has herbie looking like a bumwhat went wrong?
>>158208329his white side coached Tua, his black side is coaching Herbert
I've never had Asian pussy
>>158208263It means they never get illegal man downfield anymore, but it worked really well for Jalen's abilities.Now the play action under center makes Jalen look dumb as hell.
>>158208329Tua could still be good if he didn't get brain damage. That wasn't his fault.
>>158208327retard
>>158208208Commiebros, we've become huddlebitches...
anyone who likes mina kimes has a mental illness
>>158208351What ball knowledge does that display?
There are a few decent hockey games starting soon if you want to kill some time before TNF stars :)
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158208392i think hockey is the best sport to watch in person, but I don't watch it on TV because I CAN'T SEE THE FUCKING PUCK
how is mahomes so clutch?
>>158208403Noob
>>158208396imagine if the roles were reversed
>>158208261based :D
>>158208242I was putting the last 5 seasons of pretty damn overally healty teams to the credit of the medical and conditioning staffturns out there was a debt that was racking up and it has come due
>>158208403follow the players and you can tell where the puck is
>>158208351>Extend playsHow about QBs just learn to read fucking defenses and not telegraph their passes.
>>158208457I thought about this too. At least they go an owl at out it. Meanwhile dumbrowski doesn't plan on doing shit. Also fuck trea turner.
>>158208416>Pass interference, defense, spot foul, FIRST DOWN>Touching the mutt, defense, 15 yard penalty, and an automatic FIRST DOWN
>>158208266MevisbrosI don't feel so good...
>>158208471"Extending plays" now means "run around behind the line of scrimmage like a chicken with its head cut off for 45 seconds". It used to mean avoiding pressure in the pocket and gaining just enough time to let routes develop, but that's not LE EPIC AND COOL LIKE MY DUAL THREAT QB XDDD
>>158208242Eagles might have a shot now
Maybe Mevis is just a cool guy who knows lots of girls
>>158208327She knows my balls.
>get fired>get ridiculed worldwide for being a coomerThis never would have happened if he weren't fat
>Literally all NFC East QBs are ded>Except DakGG Cowgirls, enjoy the humiliating playoff exit
>>158208550not if they keep losing to teams in a tailspin with backup QBs
>>158208550You have to win games to make the playoffs.
>>1582085846-7 wins will unironically win the NFC East this year.
>>158208591...and 9 is going to lead the Giants to the promised land.
>>158208550kek Jayden Daniels isn't ded
>only 23.5% of blo's passes are 10+ yards, the lowest in the league why is he scared to go deep?
>>158208597>Dislocated his jerking off arm againNah, he's ded
Imagine the euphoria of busting a hot, sticky load in her. I bet it's better than a hit of meth.
>>158208550Not so fast, beaner subhuman
>>158208644>Poo York>Calling anyone else subhumanNot one white person in that whole damn city.
>>158208550>>158208644>has the easy part of our schedule ahead of us>sneaks into the divvy title at 8-8-1You know it's happening
Don't care, Dem Boyz winnin da divvy
>>158208642she'd make jane doe blush with all the bbrbc she's taking on weekly basis
>>158208663You need good coaching to go on runsGiants are the only well coached team in the divisionDan Quinn did 28-3
>>158208642heaven on earth
Need some Jordan Love webms. He is DOOKIE
>Jordan LoveMore like Jordan Indifferent
>>158208682>Gnats have no QB>Eagles falling apart at the seams>The Dallas CowboysThe division is OURS
should a safety be worth more points?
>>158208713>have a QB >still lose to the Giants
>>158208716No, you get two points and your offense gets the ball back. That's more than fair.
>>158208725>lose
>>158208642based and mina pilled
>>158208735A tie is de facto a loss when you're already behind
Forward progress is gay. If you run forward and get pushed back to your own endzone, you shouldnt be able to escape a kino safety by means of an archaic and arbitrary rule designed to make the game less interesting and cool.
>Buck and Peyton on MNF>Harlan and Olsen on TNFWho says no?
>>158208736fucking puke
>>158208763Peyton isn't going to leave the manningcast because he doesn't have to travel
I've had my fill of Korean women in my lfe.
>Hurts outI'm thinkin 4-2 boys
>>158208763I say press MUTE on both
>>158208736queen
>>158208778the manning cast is failing and gets no viewershipif he wants to keep making money he will
The Denver Broncos are about to be reminded. You've all had your fun; Blos Dix, Shart Fartnold. This is about something else, a deep seeded AFCW hatred.
>throwback colorsnow my dick is hard
My nuts wreak something fierce bros.
>>158208836most gays that care about uniform fashion are I'm sure
>Youurrr’re having a bo induced meltyyyy
>>158208849Maybe but buncos throwbacks are kino
>>158208840RIP
>>158208840There's nothing better than the smell of your own pungent vinegary nutsack
>they thought the Broncos broke the Chiefs stranglehold on the divisionEnjoy 3-3, you mountain queers
What are the odds of Jalen retiring after this season?
>>158208862Calling an old uniform kino is even gayer that caring about uniform fashion you fag.
>>158208879I don't think that's normal.
>>158208893Ill fuck you in your ass faggot, don't get lippy with me you fucking cunt.
>>158208904What do you know about normal gay boy?
You see him plant that smooch on at the end there wtf
>>158208912Of course you would, rents due in 2 weeks.
>royal blue, apple green, matte silver pants>contrasted with big black musclesYAAAAAASSSS
Since 2020 only four teams have started a season 0-6. On Sunday 3 teams will have a chance to match:>dolphins>titans>chargerswho will do it?only one of these teams went on to get the number one pick and it was already traded to the bears
>Sean Payton kisses herlmao
well that was weird
>>158208948Chargers won’t beat the Chiefs without tons of luck/refball
A comfy bye week football is about to begin :D
>>158208971Zoom zooms only repeat what they hear on podcasts. Yes, they're pathetic.
>>158208950kisses who?
>>158209001
>>158209021Some sideline reporter or?
>>158209001your dad's dick on the tip
Game thread?
When you're rich they let you do that.
Even if it's a superficial blood clot how did the eagles medical team think it was a good idea to let him play? Now they killed any chance (not like they had a lot) to compete
>>158209050Check the catalog
>>158209001This bussy
Any other Broncho bros like to watch their wives get knotted?
The kiwifag is the only one who picked the Broncos. If they win we have to apologize to Nix.I'm raising this flag in solidarity with him despite hating the Broncucks.
>>158208782Someone's gotta win shit mountain
>>158208457>>158208492>turns out there was a debt that was racking upNow imagine you're the Chiefs and your team has played a full extra season from all the extended post seasons. You beat up on a wounded dynasty and now you know how it feels.
>>158208840Can't relate, just showered
>>158209152John Elway: One of my wife's boyfriend's put this on for me to watch in the living room while they have bible study upstairs. It's very loud and rhythmic and creaky but the lord works in mysterious ways. Thank you Jesus, and thank you Patrick Mahomes.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_GkyYzpqY
my chargies
Why are cigarette commercials verboten but gambling commercials aren’t? They’re predatory as shit. Gambling addictions have destroyed countless families.I will not place a 5 dollar bet. I will not gain 150 dollars of bonus bets if I win.
>>158209346gambling doesn't give you cancer, retard
>>158209335Mina broke up with Herbert and is dating Purdy. Herbies' stats no longer turns her on.>>158209346>>158209388I'm fine with people being degenerates with gambling, porn, drugs, crypto, or stock trading but there should be laws that ban it from being advertised. They should go be a sucker in private and not try to drag others down their path
>>158208880I want them to get booty blasted but not so much that Payton benches Nix. We need Nix to be an albatross on their neck
>>158209548The hawks are a joke right now. Horsecocks by 10.
>pooper pupp
what a fucking slurper
>>158209894>hurr durr punting is bad>hurr durr the hidden yards/field position game is badydkb
>>158210001*sssssssslurp*
i think i would kms if blo dix was my qb
Seahawks getting their ass blown out.
>>158210314the infamous 3-7 blowout
Darnold is proof that the QB position is overrated
>>158209548Ain't the Seahawks the current world champions, what happened lol
>>158210288you should kill yourself even if he's not your qb
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT==At risk of blacklisting==>Chargers (at KC)>Titans (at IND)everyone else fuck off
Blo Dix looking ELITE as a game manager rn (right now)
>>158208948dolphins are on their period this weekI mean byesame thing with them
>>158210489Same as the eagles
>>158210489They were never actually that good to begin with. Otherwise people would have been gassing them up all offseason and leading all the power rankings, which didn't happen.
>>158210650>WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?NOBODY!
>>158210314they would rather it be their back but they needed a rest
>>158208500>macieJEWskikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>158210489they let their super bowl MVP walk and got nothing in return
>>158210489Championship level defenses are very hard to sustain year over year compared to championship level offenses
how could he even play at a professional level against elite athletes?
>>158210758Want Darnold for a year and a half?
>>158210930he was fueled by seethe
>>158210949I'd rather keep riding the Jameis Winston rollercoaster, thanks.We also blew draft capital on JJ McCarthy who is horrible and our insistence on installing a "package" of running plays for him is going to blow up horribly in our faces
>shitcocksTruly the only other good NFC team in the Panthers' way to the Super Bowl is the 49ers
We owe Caleb an apology. He had a serious hamstring tear. Please say sorry.
My 49ers bootyblasted both of these shit teams.
>>158211089the panthers wouldn't even make the playoffs in a real division
>>158211089The Panturds are 2-2 yet you talk like they're world beaters
Darnold has turned into a pumpkin just in time for Halloween
>>158211131The Panthers being 2-2 is impressive when you consider they'd be 3-1 if not for refball against the Browns and the fact they're missing their top two corners, their best young pass rusher and most of their offensive line
>>158211196Are they getting those guys back?
>>158211115mahomes will show em how its done
>The kiwi is the only ball knower on /nfl/
>>158211230I think they're getting Taylor Moton back this week. Rest of those guys idk about. Especially Ikem Ekwonu since he got hurt in last year's playoff game and I think it was a patellar he hurt
>>158211097more like a serious bussy gaping
>>158211254>12 replies>no NZ flag?
>>158211132Based
>>158211295You know our resident kiwifag picked Bo Nix to win. Why even bother including it.
>>158208230we're playing in december dumbassI want every player on your team to explode
is it over already?
>>158211125Ramspacos are 2-3 btwThe NFC Least exists btw
>>158211600yes
>ninersinjured >kangzno offense >choofswalker merchants there really are no good teams this year
SHASNEED
Does Darnold do anything besides get sacked and throw picks?
>>158211820shut the fuck up retard
>>158208266Reminder that Kleiman is a Mossad agent
>>158211890KWIII babby
>>158211684>choofs>walker merchantsMahomes is playing on par with his 2022 season where he won league and Superbowl MVP. Only his first game back from rehab was bad.
damn, seattle can't do anything right tonight
>>158211953you're delusional
>>158212127>QBR>A proprietary ESPN algorithm with a million lines of code which hasn't been disclosed.
Niners.
Are you guys going trick or treating?
>>158212244NTA but while I would normally agree with you, my QB is at the top which means that QBR is an infallible metric that you are simply too stupid to understand.
>>158212127Mahomes has 10 less games played in this comparison yet still statmogs. Don't ever compare Mahomes to that grunt.
>>158212244okay, here's the regular QB rating
>>158212309whats ur costume anon?
>>158212309are you a child?
>>158212312>>158212351see>>158212336
>>158212309Yeah I'm gonna trick or treat in my living room with my Paw Patrol costume chugging a beer while I watch Friday the 13th in my living room and eat frosted pretzels
>>158212336Purdy 20x as cool thomogs the life outta dat mushhead nothin u can even do about it
>>158212309Of course not, I'm not eight. My church is doing a trunk or treat so I'm going to get blasted and pass out candy to kids while other people try to teach them about Jesus. >>158212452That post goes against my personal biases so I'm going to ignore it.
>>158212309Are you going cock sucking?
>>158212309 As this>158212371NTA
>>158212502>trunk or treatWestern civilization really is dead, huh
>>158212502fucking gay
Liberty Biberty
>>158212351>>158212490>>158212502Don't worry, Purdy is on pace to close the gap by his 6th season. He just has to match Mahomes 6th season where he had 5,600 yards and 44 TDs. Good luck. LOL, not.
>a home cam
nice hospital ball, bo
>>158212309i tried going as Optimus Prime made out of cardboard boxes but someone snuck behind me and lit one of my boxes on fire and the paint ignited immediately im never dressing up again
>>158212885>uses flammable paint >surprised when it catches firesigh
>>158212885that's so sad
>>158212950so is an adult posting cartoons
>>158212977adults make the cartoons
>>158212977I've had that pic for a long time, got it off this very board many years ago, I have no life
>>158212712>took your alleged goat to the final seconds>your weak dynasty almost got ended by a garoppolo deep ballnot even impressed famm
how badly will the chargers get stomped?
>>158213273Herbert legacy game. 5 ints
>>158213248>took your alleged goat to the final secondsEasy to do when you have the cast of the Avengers on your roster. Purdy's 2023 roster>Deboo 1,110 total yards>Kittle 1,000 yards>Aiyuk 1,340 yards>CMC 1,460 yardsMahomes' 2023 roster>Toney 170 yards>MVS 300 yards>Pacheco 930 yards>Rashee 930 yards>Kelce 980 yards
Does Darnold do anything besides throw picks and get sacked?
Darnold was a fluke
somehow bo nix gets another win
Yeah, my Kangz TOTALLY should have committed full send on Shartnold...
>>158213976fumbles a lot and puts it in the general area of ngbu njigga
bo induced melty incoming...
>white qbs
its seems my Nix is having a Bo Melty
This has been a fun 5 weeks of sports
Dodgers are out, can the Rasm win the owl for LA?
I cut Nix some slack last year but I officially legitimately hate him. This guy is beyond garbage. He is not an NFL QB. You’re telling me you can’t stay on the field for 2 fucking minutes to close out the game?
Ok now that I am proven right about the Dodgers I will stop by and make the prediction the Rams will not only not make the super bowl, they will get blown out in the wild card and shut whatever window they had. Next year will be atrocious when they try to find a replacement qb.
>>158213626>Muh avengers >Mostly yaclords >trying to gaslight because I'm not impressed kek i seen better famm, don't know what to tell ya. I do wish jimmy woulda hit sanders tho, exposed ya somethin funny like woulda been somethin
SHARTNOLDHARTNOLD
MEATBALL SUB
Denver Broncos MVP Sam Darnold
How did these shit birds manage to quiet down the ghosts long enough for Darnold to win a fucking Super Bowl last year?
Darnold is so fucking bad
Wins aren't a qb stat bros...we eatin good.
12 fucking interceptions? Shit, maybe kwesi WAS right.
>sean payton will consider this a satisfactory performanceKekw
>>158214736Carried by Nigjigba
Elite teams win ugly games Yep that’s the Denver Broncos :)
Darnold is a Kubiack baby
>>158208194Bo nix is so fucking elite bros
all I ask for before I die is for one more tie that makes both fanbases mad
Is it really a win if the fans have to listen to John Denver as they leave the stadium?
What's his name again?
Mike McDonald talked ahit about Denver in the offseason, then had to apologize and got BTFO by them
shit teams
Darnold threw 2 game ending interceptions in 1 game
Another W for nix
*leads a game-winning drive in your path*
>>158214736elite defense, nigga jiggam and walker went off. The whole Darnold experience is trying to get him to not shoot you in the foot
Hello everyone :)
Shithawks what the fuck
Uh-oh! Looks like Nix wins AGAIN!!
Blo Dix saved by the D once again
yup, I'm thinking it's a superbowl hangovernfc is going to be 49ersvikingspanthersgiantslionspackersbears
>the seahawks lost this
time to start preparing for a busy work day, enjoy your weekend frens
>>158214870Great throw honestly the high altitude is what caused the under throw you simply don't know ball
>Nix had 107 passing yards>Darnold threw it 51 timesHoly fuck these teams are so bad
>>158214909True broncos fans are only watching for the defense
That game was poop and both teams are poop.
truly one of the games of all time
jets darnold is back
The 49ers are frauds. They've only beaten one good team.
Darnold and Nix are both fucking terrible
thro pix
>elites get rocket cars while wage cucks get gay porn and aids and draftkings
The Shithawks lost not one but TWO games in the same week
>>158214870Not even N9NE makes that shit throw.
I'm happy for him
>5.5 avg>4.0 avgholy dogshit qbs
>>158214917thanks, I'll think of finland while I dream
>>158214923I respect those fans.
49ers might be the only NFC West team to make the playoffs
Which teams will fire sale their entire rosters at the trade deadline?>chorgers>igglesWho else?
>>158214914KWAB>>158214914KWAB >>158214914KWAB>>158214914KWAB >>158214914KWAB
>TFW you won the Slurp Bowl
>>158208243He's still right. Darnold just wanted the L more.
>>158214964>Just 49ers make it>Lions, Packers, Bears all make itlol
Help I am having a terminal bo induced melty
>>158214966Awful pick what was he thinking?
>>158214949what can you expect from wh*te qbs
Yeah, Niners run the division and conference. It’s not even close.
>hunter schafer in a role where she wears layers upon layers of clothesWhy would I want to watch this amazon?
>>158214925maybe the the real poop was the ones we made in our ass along the way
Funniest possible scenario is Darnold gets traded again and immediately wins another Superbowl
>>158214969Clots and Bucs
>168 total yards for the broncos THE GENIUS OFFENSIVE MIND
it's amazing how denver looks like complete trash on the road but then look like the 85 bears at homeif they have to travel in the playoffs they're cooked
Umas shall lift the Lombardi.
>jew england israeliots are so dogshit they tricked everyone into thinking xeattle and darnold are good
>>158214993>hunter schaferisn't that some troon?
>>158214987>was he thinking?The all time question
>>158214971He's not wrong tho. Nix is dogshit
>>158214997honestly he would on the vikies
>>158215006seattle is good when darnold isn't playing
>>158214966>dont run the clock down another 20 seconds>don't run the ball on 3rd and 1 when you're in full 4 down territorythat was a retarded decision by Darnold(one of many) but the playcalling was absolute dog shit too
>>158215006Blame the Rams for being bigger frauds than the Seahawks
>>158215003UH OH STINKYYYYYYYYY
>>158214942wtf is this real?
>>158215001If I watch the tape I'm almost certain receivers will be schemed open but Nix will break out in HIV infected hives if he has to thread the needle between defenders or honestly just do anything but check it down
>>158215003eagles fan btw
>turn to shit immediately after being sold to streetshitter many many many such cases
>>158214912People will focus on the INTs which is true but a running theme is special teams determining who wins, they would’ve won with no OT if their kicker didn’t miss earlier like a goober
>>158215015Kyler, or Wentz for that matter, hasn't thrown a game-losing interception. We're holding for right now.
Fine….. we’ll do it ourselves
>>158214912>The Seahawks lost to thisSam Darnold needs to crucified on top of the Seattle Space Needle at 7PM tomorrow.
>>158215039fraid so
>another game where the buncos and payton get bailed out by the other team getting brainworms
Fitz is shitting on Bo nix right now lmao, called him something like disrespectful for the qb position
BOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WANT DREW LOCK
Broadcaster is having a bo induced melty lmao
Haha they gave us the reason why they won the owl.
>>158215080I fucking kneel
>>158215083Kek based Dragon Lord Fitzmagic
>>158215068They couldn't beat the Chiefs during Mahomes' get-right game. How are they going to beat him now that he's back.
Do Seahawks fans miss Geno Smith?
Kino defensive game
>>158215083He's not wrong. Darnold deserves more shit for his performance though.
Shithawks getting blown out by the Chiefs next week too. LMAO. Yep, it was a fraudulent superbowl
Patriots got ripped off by having to play Seahawks with an actual quarterback
>>158215083Just tuned in and Gonz said that Bo still needs to get bench even after they won. If the average person is losing their shit about Bo I can’t imagine how football players would.
So who is going to blow out the buncos in the playoffs?
>>158215101These shit NFCW keep making them look competent and giving them confidence, it’s really annoying
So is Vance Joseph gonna leave for a HC job?
Darnold is 9 TDs, 8 INTs for the season
>>158215116Shithawks actually have a good defense
Post yfw Darnold gets traded back to the Jets and wins the Superbowl again
>>158215039some chinks probably made this so you know this concept only
>>158215083Is Bo gotta get Fitz fired like ACK ACKSCOTT did that other guy?
>>158215091They should just go ahead and give us JSN too
>>158214870>kkkooper kkkupp BUTT NAKED WIDE ASS OPEN for the first>nah lets chuck this shit into next week to make up for my previous pickHE'S SEEIN GHOSTS
Bo Nix has twice as many wins as the superteam
Subhuman fucking mongrels still don't understand that Bo Nix is a winner and just winsLearn ball and learn some respect
Congratulations to Bo "Tim Tebow" Nix on another amazing spectacular win. Amen.
It is fucking unbelievable that the commentators were trying to make excuses for Scam Faggot. This dude sucks fucking ass.Mike needs to grow some balls and bench him for Lock or this season is ogre
>>158214917See you later Finfren
>>158215040>>158215103>Do Seahawks fans miss Geno Smith?
>>158215131Someone on the broadcast, senile Al probably, said it was 12...?
>Quarterback who has two amazing games, one horrible game, and two tepid games>Quarterback who has five tepid gamesWould you rather have Darnold or Maye right now?
>>158215157I was making a joke but I had no idea it was that bad
You now remember the Darnold top 5 debates
>does nothing>winsbo-sama...
Why do the teams with the best defnses all have the worst qbs
Remember that time Darnold got Mono lol?
>>158215166Maye is better but he still sucks.
Bros, I thought you said Sam Darnold was good!
>>158215179They have the money for the defense because they didn’t pay fat stacks for a QB
>>158215179They spend all their money on the defense
My hawkies would be 6-0 if Big Cock Lock was startingSomeone please do the needful and deliver a season ending injury to darnold
>>158215179they forewent drafting a good qb to draft good defensemen
>>158215169Colin Cowherd is an ass clown, any QB could have won on that team. The Seahawks had the perfect storm to win a ring against a rookie Patriots QB.
I'm having a bo induced melty
Broncos scored ZERO pts in the 2nd half of regulation. No field goals, no touchdowns, zelch! This is undoubtedly the worst offense in the league.
>>158215150Literally the weakest link on the team. You better pray you get home field advantage throughout the playoffs or it’s a wild card exit for you
>>158215212My Kangz spend most of their money on the O-Line actually.
Casuals always want to reduce games to the final critical moment and say the team lost “because of Darnold”. That’s not how it works, this is a team game and there are many plays that led up to that interception being the deciding factor.The Seahawks as a whole are not executing at a high enough level. We already know what Darnold is capable of, he won a super bowl just last season.
What ever happened to Waddle? Didn't the broncos get him?
>>158215179Not every team
>play like ass>winthey can't keep getting away with it
is it cope but is drew lock genuinely better?
>>158215259This is on the kicker and Darnold.
>>158215242Bo Nix isn’t capable of ripping dragons like Tua was, so Waddle’s incredible speed is going to waste.
Paying a bargain deal for a bad-but-passable QB so you can spend everywhere else seems to be the up and coming meta, especially with so little real QB talent out there (including in college)
>>158215242He's there
>>158215224It’s the lowest yards they’ve had in a win in like 40 years
As shitty as Bo Nix and Justin Herbert are playing what Sam just did puts him on top of the worst QB list. He threw an INT in the 4th quarter and got bailed out by his D, then thew another INT in OT. WTF
>>158215268Yes, it's not a meme. Drew Lock would literally, seriously, unironically be at least 5-1 right now
>>158215166>Drake Maye with JSN to throw to and an elite defenseSeahawks would unironically be undefeated right now
>>158215259They can when the other team plays like ass too
>>158215268He can't be much worse
>>158215259Dominance in the box score like this is as good as a win.
>>158215259There is one key metric there that tells you everything you need to know. Losing the turnover battle like that will almost always lose the game so it isn’t surprising!
>>158215179because its easier to draft, build, and develop. its a good strategy overall if you cant afford to tank for the number one pick
lmao this nigga missin a ball
>>158214249No. Also hell no.
>>158215275This doesn’t work outside of marquee teams. If you don’t have some sort of focal point for advertising or a narrative you just get jobbed out by the refs and no one blinks an eye like the Bortles jags
What's really crazy is that JSN has looked like the best receiver in the league despite faggot darnold throwing to him. If he had a real QB he'd be breaking records
I don't blame Bo Nix for playing bad against Seahawks. Even Brock "Tom Brady" Purdy looked only above average instead of superman against Seahawks defense
>>158215308He probably would've hit 2k yards last year with a good QB
>>158215103no. it just shows I was right that we need to make a play for Joe borrowor make sure the hawks pay darnold an average salary so we can actually pay the offense to stick around
>>158215308The Seahawks should trade for Herbert.
>>158214942Litterally a flying bomb
>>158215179the truth is that 90 percent of qbs are dogshit so the good defenses rise above the shit qbs
>>158215276All those checkdowns as far as the eye can see
>>158215308Not really.Mahomes with Jefferson would the modern day Montana and Rice. Mahomes with JSN would be like Stafford and Puka
I blame the HC. You know your QB is a turnover machine. Why not dink & dunk or run the ball. Even the Chiefs and 49ers didn't fuck around with that Denver secondary.
>>158215303They’re still trying to do it to the jags this year even with a premier QB to be the face of the franchise. Some teams just can’t win
>>158215347Wat
>>158215329Burrow is going to LA especially if the Rams keep sucking
>>158215359He spun him around and manhandled him as if he was a child. You have to throw hands after that and get ejected.
>>158215353Their running backs are horrible and fumbled like 4 times last week. Kek. Kw9 gonna rush for like 300 yards next week on them. Revenge game
>>158215375Lol LA can't afford him. Unless you mean the Chorgers
>>158215286That's just the Patriots when Brown and Gonzales are back
>>158215317Brock threw 2TDs. Dont you EVER compare MVPurdy to Blo Dix again.
Bo Nix looks like a scared child most of the time for some reason. Last season he was good.
>>158215359>I LOST TO PATRICK MAHOMES IN THE SUPERBOWL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Hey /nfl/ welcome to McDornalds, What can I get you today?
>>158215386They’ll find a way, trust. Burrow is going west to find his ring
>doyers swept>broncos winoh they big mad in california right now kek
>>158215391>5 games>13 TDs>2 ints>0 lossesHe's winning the MVP.
>>158215382>Their running backs are horribleThe GM who let K9 walk needs to be fired, IMMEDIATELY.
>>158215402a double mcpick
>>158215401Mike Evans beat Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. He was on the Buccaneers.
>>158215353In the Art of War, Sun Tzu say attack should be like rock striking an egg, not rock striking a rockMy wise Chiefies know this
Seahawks and Rams have basically handed the division to the 49ers
>>158215400He looked the same last year but he could at least look semi servicable, maybe even good, in the 4th quarter. This year he plays scared the entire game, I don't know what the fuck is going on during film session because I don't know how he isn't being grilled for his complete refusal to throw past the sticks and his horrendous pocket movement.
>>158215402one meatball sub, ill need it in the 4th quarter with no time left tho
>>158215426Give him a break. He didn't watch football until Swift and Kelce started dating.
>>158215353They can't run the ball
>>158215401retard
sun tzu say attack should be like cock striking bussy, not cock striking cock
>>158215288>>158215282I just want to see at lest one game with drew lock starting but I'm afraid that's not gonna happen.>>158215402unironically he should work at raising canes.
>>158215454He did not say that.
>>158215280Herbooty is about to be 0-6
>>158215402a baconator and a large fry
>>158215459uhm excuse me mate, were you there?
>>158215450>people that were certainly screened for covid are STILL being forced into wearing the goymasksJesus Christ, I forgot how cucked our country was in 2020.
Behold!
The Jags are paper tigers and are not nearly as good as everyone is saying. Not top 10, maybe top 15. Worse than last year, the typical franchise rot is already seeping in. Mark my words. They’re back in the cellar after this year. Coen fired in maybe 2 years. Trevor not getting extended >>158215441
>>158215280Thats just classic Darnold
>>158215150Imagine if the Broncos had a real QB
>>158215471hurtsesque
>>158215436He used to run more effectively, now he can't even do that.
>>158215471Kiwibros....our response?
>>158208396>3-2soon to be 3-3
The best part of a bye week is watching the rest of the league's shit play and laughing at it as I sit on couch in my underwear getting drunk at 1:00pm.
This was a game where both offenses came out looking bad.
>>158215476"Wheeeeeeen you wish a upon a staaaarmakes no difference who you areanything your heart desireswill go to yoooou""Bo Nix you and the Denver Broncos have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?"Get ready to hear it!
fellow bye week bros..how we holding up?
Ryback would've won that game for the Hawks.
>[Highlight] Ryan Fitzpatrick on Broncos QB Bo Nix: “Bo Nix is not playing competitively. It’s almost disrespectful to the quarterback position how he’s playing football.” LOLD
>>158215539>Ryback
Sometimes you look under your bed as you pass by, and someone’s laying under there looking backMmmmmhhhmmmmmmmm ‘fraid so
>>158215562That's just me
I wanna see a Broncos vs Vikings superb owl
>>158215546Wow that's pretty mean
>>158215426>>158215441>>158215450Yeah, my fellow Chiefs fan forgot the bucs ``beat`` the Chiefs who were down 4 starters on the OL but no excuses, a win is a win. Mahomes dominated Brady in the era they overlapped from 2018-2022.>MVPsBrady 1Mahomes 2>RingsBrady 2Mahomes 2>Superbowl MVPsBrady: 1Mahomes: 2>YardsBrady 23,055Mahomes 23,957>TDsBrady 161Mahomes 192>INTsBrady 52Mahomes 48>Passer ratingBrady 96Mahomes 106
>>158215566Wew checked
>>158215574Congrats on barely squeezing out better stats than an 80 year old paraplegic
isn't it a little sus that literally every game is within one score late these days
>>158215574Nigga, it's 11PM. Why are you posting this shit right now?
Then I saw his faceNow I'm a Boliever
As a seahawks fan I want to cry. We were so close. We just didn't believe enough.
>>158215592If my Bo Nix is throwing games for gambling purposes, I'm going to be very disappointed.
>>158215592No, not at all.
That was a close call.
>>158215606Remember how Robert Kraft has a counter antisemitism program headquarters at Gillette Stadium?
idc man i am sick of Bo and Sean Payton
>>158215587>Congrats on barely squeezing out better stats than an 80 year old paraplegicBarring injury elite QBs put up better stats during the twilight of their career than they do in the early stages. Rodgers, Peyton, Brady, etc.... all did better in their 30s than their early 20s and Mahomes will be no exception to this. So if we wanted a fair comparison we would compare rookie Mahomes to rookie Brady and that's a massacre. >>158215594Why not
>>158215592No not at all
>>158215574So is the Mahomster still on heckin' pace or did that one single injury kill any and all chances?
>>158215574Wow! Mahomes sure puts up good stats whenever he plays teams without Tom Brady on them.
Chiefs will get bounced in the wildcard by the Patriots
>>158215546Is Bo nix gonna get Fitz fired like ack ackscott?
Despite being born with progeria, Bo Nix managed to become a professional athlete, which should be an inspiration to us all.He was able to make it to the big show despite his condition which causes accelerated aging. Now his brittle ankles are failing him and he'll soon be throwing passes from a wheelchair.
>>158215602>Bo>throwing anything
This'll get him going.
i know you guys will want to generalize this as cope and thats fair but the truth is, the seahawks are literally 3 turnovers away from being 6-0 and this is a fact
>>158215650why would the first seed play in the wildcard?
>>158215663He throws a nice behind the line screen for anywhere from 3 to -3 yards.
>>158215103Mina Kimes was right
>>158215675Her pussy is right.
Insurance is nothing but legalized racketeering. I fucking hate life and how inconvenient humans make shit for eachother. I want a giant meteor to this planet and end us all immediately. This species is completely fucking abhorrent.
>>158215671You're right, canacuck. The Pats (first seed) would not play the queefs (wild card) in that scenario. Good catch!
>>158215636>paceMahomes would have to retire for 2 or 3 seasons just for Brady to catch up. >injury kill anyMahomes is playing on par with his 2022 season. The Eric Beinemy Mahomes is built different.>>158215645They had similar win/loss and stats in the head to head.
>>158215683Did you get drunk and crash your car
>>158215675Right about sucking off all of those executives so she could get her face on TV?
>>158212295This
>he's on pace to lose more owls than bradytoo true.
>>158215116Seahawks coming off a mini bye. Defense is going tro stop mahomes. Too bad Seahawks defense won't be able to do shit
>>158215692No, my bussy fell off
>>158215712gayleb...
I'd post some webms of the queefs in the playoffs of LAST year's season, instead of two years ago, but, well, you know.
>doyers get swept and the schizo starts seething about the chiefs KEK
Even in a scenario where I call the toss ups losses it's hard to see the Chiefs missing the playoffs. Once the strength of schedule settles this might be easier than the 25 Patriots, let's not forget that the chargers were considered a playoff team in August
>webms gots DA muttlover seething againkek. they're just videos, sweetie. You don't HAVE to click on them.
>>158215353They can't run the ball because they didn't sign their Superbowl winning MVP. They need to have a good run game in order to open up the passing game this is true for everyone
>>158215729Lets be honest, the choofs are going to be the afc 1 seedThe level of play this year in both conferences minus a couple of teams is absolutely putrid
On anonymous imageboards like 4chan (specifically boards like /sp/), users known as "muttlovers" (avid fans/defenders of the Madden Ultimate Team or the broader NFL culture nicknamed "mutt") get incredibly defensive over Patrick Mahomes because they view him as an untouchable, elite figure who anchors their fandom.When you post webms highlighting his poor plays, missed throws, or interceptions, it triggers them for a few predictable reasons:• Shattering the Narrative: They rely on Mahomes to maintain a narrative of absolute dominance. Posting looping video evidence of him making terrible reads or "playing like shit" directly undermines that perfection, forcing them to confront reality.• Low-Effort Baiting: On imageboards, short, looping webms of a superstar failing are the ultimate bait. They seethe because they know the post is designed to get a reaction out of them, and they lack the self-control to ignore it.• The "Defend At All Costs" Mindset: Intense player stans and ultimate-team gamers treat criticisms of their favorite players as personal attacks, leading them to flood the thread with excuses, angry deflections, or crying emojis.Ultimately, they are reacting exactly how you expect them to—by taking the bait and letting a few short video clips ruin their day.
>>158215729>49ers lossMahomes is 5-0 against the 49ers. They couldn't win with the cast of Avengers >>158213626. How will they win now that they have mortals? The only regular season loss that is guaranteed is the Bills.
>>158215574Holy damage control
>>158215690>2 or 3 seasonsSo in other words he'll have to stay healthy and continue playing at a high level until he's at least 44 years old at minimum. EZ!
>>158215753it do be like that
>>158215751September football is messy and gets worse every year. Bills, Patriots, Jaguars, maybe Ravens, maybe Bengals, and maybe Broncos are in the conversation
>>158215753Thank you Grok now generate me a video of Patrick Mahomes eating chocolate ice cream
>>158215259>168 total yards>three (3) 3rd down conversionsThe Broncos offense is so fucking bad holy Christ
>>158215764But it's October.
>>158215768Hey man thats the best offensive playcaller of all time and future HoF'er Sean Paytons offense you're talking about
>>158215753>>158215763>Mahomes because they view him as an untouchable, elite figureI mean, he had the 2nd most playoff wins of all time by the age of 28 and stat mogs every QB to play the game. What more do you want?
>>158215768They had a reverse broncos game today where the offense actually looked competent and good in the first half and completely melted down in the second. Its usually the other way around
So Bo Nix is going down the mountain, right?
>>158215771Yes and all of those teams have been playing better
Remember when cazzies spent all offseaon saying how the Broncos first 6 games were a bloodbath and that they'd start 0-6?Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking subhuman mongrels don't know shit
>>158215758but the 2023 roster is the same except with Evans instead of Aiyuk
On a scale of 1-10 how mad is Nick Plonked right now?
>>158215785After the choofs they also have a very soft schedule. Playoffs are looking very likely
>>158215799Hes literally replying to sean pay-tons tweets from august right now on x so id say hes pretty mad kek
>>158215761Mahomes at age 28 had 231 TDs which is the same amount Brady had at age 32. Mahomes is so far ahead of him he could retire for a few seasons. As for rings, Brady didn't get his 4th until age 36 so Mahomes has plenty of time.>>158215799He wins either way. Now he can make fun of Colin Cowherd for his Sam Darnold takes.
*at the age of ____kwab, remember when he tried to pretend he didn't post here anymore?
>>158215788>but the 2023 roster is the sameThey're all old and washed according to the niners fans.
New>>158215815>>158215815>>158215815
>>158215708charbz should be back but its too little too late. fleury is not cutting it at OC. kubiak schemed to make the most of the hawks O-line. fleury has no idea what he is doing and just keeps running the same sorry shit over and over.
>>1582157299-8 misses the 'off bro. You need 10 wins to get the 7 seed.
>>158215471Not even a bronky, but hes better than that
