Kyle "60 million a year" Tucker btwOhtani's deferred contract btwSasaki and Yamamoto btwThey got skubal btwHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158213993A successful hate watch completed.
Now can you shut up about that meme that the MLB is dead because these guys won for 2 years or so?
>>158213993>ruin baseball>get swept and loseMight legitimately be one of the most embarrassing series in MLB history. Not sure I remember something worse than this.
I’m about to puke. I think I might kill myself and brewers fans don’t even care they just want me to die like they want all trans folk to die.
>>158213993How embarrassing
The only reason I hate the Dodgers is because of their vtuber faggotry.
>>158214046nolockout and salary cap are still coming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
doyerbros not like that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158213993Good game Brewers. Enjoy the ride because you may never be back here, in fact you probably won't. The Dodgers will still be the favorites to win it all every year for the foreseeable future. Can't win 'em all but I foresee more parades in LA this decade.
Shamefur dishpray, pathetic effort.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If I was the Dodgers, I would've just won the game
pretty obvious the sports entertainment league MLB is stealing the sports entertainment league NBA's thunder by having random trash teams win the world series this year
>>1582139932020*2024*2025*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158214172womp womp
>>158214054I wish this wasn't bait
>>158214108forgot to mention that I'm trans, not sure if that matters
*breathes in*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!UH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKYUH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKY
When the Dodgers lose, America wins. Thank you, Milwaukee.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>158214148This. Just don't let brewers win
>>158214054Don't do it bro, you have so much time live for. Unless you're a tranny.
My cummy ache subsides
>5-43 RISP in the playoffs
KEK DOYERPACOS
>>158214054Niners are 5-0 and looking good i wouldnt be too buckbroken over this
kektani
The good guys won
>>158214235>reddit moment
>>158213993KWAB
>>158214413>kike is mad moment
Niners 5-0. Thoughts?
now that that's over I can look forward to the new CBA buck breaking their payroll
>>158214448They'll just lose to chiefs again :\
KEK WHAT A KWAB BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshohei kwabtanialso FUCK will smith, fucking loser fucking bum worst fucking insufferable dork in the entire league. FUCK him.
>>158213993Thank you Milwaukee for beating up the Brooklyn Doyers of Elysian Park. Fuck the Doyers and their trash ass fanbase
>>158213993LMAOOOOOO
>>158214054There is something for you to live for: 49ers winning the super bowl this year. Check 'em.
>>158213993idgaf if my team missed and was mocked constantly, seeing Edwin Diaz being a total retard and getting humiliated the entire year made me happy. Fuck that retard so much thinking he could get a pity ring from LA. And fuck the Ohtani glazers. I am so glad Ohtani is hitting a wall. MLB sucked his dick for two years straight and was making endless posts for the dude just for him to whiff at Ashby.
>>158214108There should be a parade every single year in LA with all the unlimited dirty money that your owner throws around and the unfair financial advantages you have over every other team. Anything short of an easy ring for the Dodgers every single year is one of the biggest embarrassing failures in sports history, and it's also not impressive when they do win.
>>158214160Yeah trash teams like the Doyers two years in a row. Makes me sick seeing frauds win the World Series when they can't imagine beat my Angels once in the regular season
Dodgers fan here. Yeah, I feel like most of these signings were good for just a season or 2. Core is aging. Think it's time for the next generation of players from the farm. GG
milwaukee of all teams ended the doyers
2026 Dodgers = 2004 Lakers
>>158214539>and the unfair financial advantages you have over every other teamnearly every team could pour money into R&D but apparently not. The Brewers actually have an amazing R&D staff and find talent out of trash and dung heaps. LA just maximizes it and gets away with duds every year because LA isn't shit and plays in the joke of the NLW. >>158214448chokejob incoming
>>1582145792026 Dodgers = 2003 Lakers you mean
>>158214562YOU are GETTING DEPORTED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONO
My soul is at rest
>>158213993FTrue baseball fans tip their cap to them for being repeat champions
>>158214589>nearly every team could pour money into R&DAnd so can the Dodgers in addition to still buying every superstar, so it cancels out any edge a small-market team can get - which is why the Dodgers getting swept by one of them anyway is up there among the biggest chokejobs in sports history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH NO NO NO NO KEKGERS SWEPT BY BREWKINGSBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKWABOTYAYACAMAT
>>158214591whatever year it was where they got a bunch of guys expecting a free ring and then flamed out
>>158214660im not even gonna say this is a chokejob, its just a beatdown by a better team. Milwaukee should've won handily and they did. Good job.
I bandwagoned this team when my life long Cardinals decided to suck. Wtf, yall told me they couldn't lose? Guess I'm gonna bandwagon the Brewers now.
>>158214642They were "champions" in the same way that Michigan, the Patriots, Lance Armstrong, and the Astros were.
Can I get a comprehensive list of cope from the Dodgers fanbase? I've been enjoying the 'Who cares we won two already.' As if they weren't saying the three peat was guaranteed after winning the divisional series.
>hatewatch successful
>>158213993i hate the dodgers as much as the next guy, but mocking them this hard for "only" making the NLCS after winning the previous two series is pretty gay and weak.
We won.
>>158214707The playing field in this sport is so rigged in favor of the Dodgers and against teams like the Brewers that anything short of the Dodgers winning every game by 10+ runs would have been an embarrassment. Getting easily swept is a level beyond.
>>158214766Edwin deserves as much mockery as this mets season.
>>158214642Save me the high road nonsense. You are cucked if you watch baseball and don't glean any joy or sorrow from watching media darlings and juggernauts get their shit pushed in. Your sanctimony is pathetic.
Based dodgers saving baseball and avoiding a strike
get fucked, enjoy your Pyrrhic victory
>>158214804>The playing field in this sport is so rigged in favor of the Dodgers and against teams like the Brewers that anything short of the Dodgers winning every game by 10+ runs would have been an embarrassmentthats a nice opinion did you learn it from a video essay?
>>158214804why single out the dodgers when the yankees and mets spend just as much as them and still suck
>>158214788As a Lakers fan who knows what it takes to win a 3 peat, the Doyers are an embarrassment to LA and should go back to Brooklyn where they belong
>>158214788Dang they sound amazing, how many games did they win in the NLCS after making it?
>>158214757see>>158214788>>158214642>>158214831i just pray i have enough smugs to see me through this night
>>158214860the doyers spend more than the yankees and mets combined. doyers are spending like 750m a year
Spiritual win for m'y Stankees btw
>>158214696Oh that's 04 then. I was thinking they're like the team who lost their championship streak
>>158214054
>>158214860because it's still a problem, dooder can try and weasel their way out of every argument by pointing the finger, but the fact that they actively try to break the system still remains>BBBUT THEY CHEATED TOOOdidn't work for the Astros when the Red Sox cheated doesn't work now, the finger is pointed at the dodgers and will not waver
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MARLINS WON BITCHES
>>158214886Please don’t confuse me not wanting a lockout with me being a dodgers fan plz
>>158213993vgh…
>>158214941"breaking the system is le bad!"meanwhile salary cap leagues have shit like the Saints manipulating their money for years. Caps are inherently bad.
lol
>>158214886I'll be riding off this high for a while. The switch up to attempting to paint themselves as above the discourse for any reason is just pathetic. Don't even get me started if the Brewers don't win, they'll immensely start going after their fans as a maternal boogeyman whenever someone criticizes them. It's so sad.
can we finally all just admit that ohtani is a bum?
I can laugh again
>>158214999>changes the subjectthe finger will not waver, the Dodgers are the problem whether it's true or not, get used to it
Anybody who can't see that this is obviously the Dodgers taking a dive to avoid a salary cap is ngmi
baseball is saved
good fucking riddance couldn't have happened in a better way i especially hope skubal will never live this shit down, killing the sport only to get swept
>>158215043The dodgers are the problem but we have the pirates and reds doing the bare minimum and i'm supposed to believe the dodgers are why teams are bad. I hope EDLC requests out anyways along with Hunter Greene and Nick Lodolo. >>158215060Skubal is staying in LA. He doesn't seem like he'll chase a bag.
>>158215026he's not a god in the playoffs that's for sure, he's not the engine driving them unless it's a regular season individual record for his resume
>>158213993Los Gayers Looooooosssssssseeeeeeeeee
>>158215079Unless he's facing garbage pitching like Luis Severino, Sean Manaea or whoever bum you have out of a pen that nobody wants, Ohtani fizzles away. He gets some of the nastiest glaze for being the same as Aaron Judge in the postseason.
Good riddance, get fucked tax dodgers lmao
FUCK FRAUDHEI CHINKTANI AND THE SODOMITE CESSDEN OF LOS GANGELES
>>158215074>Skubal is staying in LA. He doesn't seem like he'll chase a bag.He's not really going to have a choice in the matter when a cap/floor gets implemented specially because of his own actions this year.
>>158215074greed is easier to understand and market as bad than being cheap, floor and ceiling will change everything, but the mlb will leaner eh wrong lessons and nothing of consequence besides a year of lost revenue will really happen
>>158213993and you guys thought a 3-peat would happen
>>158215126there will be no cap because owners will still pocket money and nothing will change. A salary cap doesn't fix retarded teams.
>>158215147a floor does though, but they won't ever do that
>>158215172A floor is what owners should fight for but we know they want a cap for that sweet sweet franchise valuation boost that comes with it. >>158215134if greed is so bad why don't teams like the Pirates or Rockies or White Sox splurge? Why not spend that billions you have in net worth? Why not try? It's never about being "fair" you retard, its about trying to scrounge more money before they it the casket.
Ohtani has brought shame to Japan.
>>158214108The cope to end all copes. Doodies sucked and their time is clearly over. Brewers figured them the fuck out. Enjoy those two rings cause when the team starts declining and all those deferred payments start calling the Dodgers are gonna have nothing for a very looooong time.
>>158215210GOATani got his home run, not his fault the rest of the team blew a 4 run lead to get swept
>>158215210not more than pedo anime artists have for years now
>>158215126Dodgers lost. The cap is not coming now. A lot payroll team is going to win the World Series.
>>158215204the marlins are the worst case of this can we spent at least a little bit of money
>whole team based on vibes>still won more playoff games than doyersLul
>>158215210Yamamoto is the better pitcher. Between Ohtani, Sasaki and Yamamoto I expect Yamamoto to be the worst of the 3, he ended up being the best pitcher of the 3
>>158214448At the rate and frequency they lose players, they better hope those 5 wins can be enough padding when the wheels inevitably fall off. Not to mention they'd prolly play the Chiefs again and we know how that usually goes. Good luck to the bandwagoners hitching their trailers up.
>>158215236i would prefer the marlins spending money and being competitive than seeing the nationals existing and trying to be the redditors choice of the NLE>>158215238the white sox will never be back in the postseason with how shit their offense is.
>>158215225>Ohtani hits a singular homer in to tie the game late after a month of not doing so down 3-0 in the series>Does nothing else>wins anywayI fucking hate that degenerate gambling faggot and all the announcer and playing who sucked him off for hitting a meaningless homerun. He deresve the be criticized, but he'll sidestep it completely and let one of his teammate take the fall. Pathetic and cowardly.
>>158215301Ohtani is the Josh Allen of the MLB world where he can do anything and the media jerks him off like he's god
>>158214108Yep, it's that special golden hour right after the loss when all the ass blasties produce the most exquisite cope. Mmm, delightful.
>>158215301Ohtani is the Josh Allen of the MLB world where he never does wrong and everyone loves him, myself included
most satisfying defeat i've seen in a while. there is NO excuse to not drop the threepeat after everything they have done. what a pathetic franchise.
>>158214108>Can't win 'em all but I foresee more parades in LA this decade.none besides the pride parades you tranny
So are the Dodgers useless if Kike can’t perform in October? Can’t believe Tucker was the Doyers best player, he has been a bit shit in the playoffs before. I get this was expected, a 3peat is most difficult in baseball. The Rays getting beat is probably going to be funnier to me.
>>158215234The three remaining teams are literally the only outliers when it comes to payroll + success.This isn't the crisis averted situation people think it is.
Brewers are good in my book, any Brewers fan is welcome in London, Ontario if you check in with me
Salary cap still necessary
I don't follow baseball very closely because my team sucks does this mean they're still having a lockout or nah
>>158215390>they're outliers!>looks inside>they are proof teams can succeed if they gave a shitnigga if the pirates or reds or rockies or marlins or even royals put half of the staff the brewers or rays have they wouldn't be that bad. salary caps do not help teams become competent. it isn't some magic soil that changes a teams fortunes.
Salary cap not necessary, about time some other team actually won. Teams could be better if their cheap owners paid more. The Rockies allow for the NL West to farm free wins, same as the White Sox from a few years ago. Astros won a few. Rangers won it years ago, so did KC, the Nationals, and the Cubs in the past decade.
how come yams or skubal weren't in the bullpen for a potential elimination game? i thought losing wasn't an option?
>>158215461>The Rockies allow for the NL West to farm free wins, same as the White Sox from a few years ago. Astros won a few. Rangers won it years ago, so did KC, the Nationals, and the Cubs in the past decade.my issue is that fans/owners think a cap means its equal playing fields, but what is to stop a shit team like the Rockies from doing more Ian Desmond/Daniel Murphy moves just to be compliant with a cap?
Why are padres fans laughing? You got raped by the brewers too lmao
>>158215420Look at the NHL.The way the league is laid out it forces teams to at least attempt to be competitive, dumbass ownership and management notwithstanding. Though in their case they don't have retarded shit like 15 year long contracts with 99% of it deferred out to 2050 so there is a minimum of cap shenanigans. The biggest controversy that came out of the NHL regarding cap circumvention recently was teams putting a player or two on long term injured reserve then signing like one extra person before activating them in the playoffs.
>>158215515>The biggest controversy that came out of the NHL regarding cap circumvention recently was teams putting a player or two on long term injured reserve then signing like one extra person before activating them in the playoffs.oh sweet summer child
>>158214999>meanwhile salary cap leagues have shit like the Saints manipulating their money for years.Look where the Saints are now. They got no more rings out of it and are now one of the shittiest teams in the league since the bill has come due. It's not the same as the Dodgers' bullshit where it's 100% upside for them to throw their unlimited money around because there's no salary cap at all to keep them in check.
>>158215461Blue jays literally fumbled last year. Up 3-2 going back home. That Rojas HR. That double play. That awkward as fuck dodgers catch when the outfielders collided. This dodger team should’ve been a one and done but Toronto fucked up. Let the dodgers buy Skubal and whatever chinaman who declares for MLB. Baseball is played over 162. Mofos act like all those great Red Sox and giants teams of recent years didn’t have top 5 payrolls.
>>158215512>3-1>4-0notice which of these is a sweep and which isn't, that is of course assuming you can read english paco
Can we stop overhyping Japs now? Only ohtani is the outlier
>>158215543Sasaki sucks so much. kid bit into his own hype
>>158215543>mfw swept by Trashwaukee Shitwers
>>158215524Recently. Devils got buttfucked over the Kovalchuk shit anyways.
>>158215543i knew this dude was a bitchmade coward who would never be shit when he decided to go to the stacked doyers team instead of literally anywhere else.
>>158215494There will still be awful and retarded owners in a salary capped MLB, just as there are in the NFL, NHL, and NBA, but the cap would deprive them of a convincing excuse they can hide behind to their fanbase/media when pressed on why the team still sucks. If you really want to shame bad owners (as much as it's possible to shame them) you should be rooting for a system where management quality is what matters above all else, which means there needs to be a salary cap to prevent certain teams from just overriding that with unlimited money.
>>158213993How do you get swept with a no salary cap superteam
Dave Roberts with Shohei Ohtani
>>158215588brewers unironically wanted it morewouldn't matter if doyers scored 1 run or 10
i blame it all on the soulless and godless japs
>>158215543>ohtani is the outlierhow exactly? he's never done anything for a championship team. he never sniffed the playoffs on the angels and then outside of 1 of the 20 playoff games with the doyers he's been absolute garbo.
>>158215512padres won a game against the brews
in luckswing, one can buy probability and therefore buy wins. but in short series, the dice can roll against you.
>>158215512The padres at least put up a fight, the dodgers got fucking gaped
>>158214108DOGGIEDOOSKEK
>>158215769Back in middle school my friends would tell me to "do the funny thing" and then I would say "roll the dice" and do a masturbation motion with my hands and everyone would laugh (at me)
>>158215543Roki is and always has been an injury prone mental midget but I'll give him credit that he wasn't just chasing the bag. Most Jap players couch MLB in terms of gay shit like "dreams" because its DISHONORABRU to say they just want the cash. Roki could have stayed in Japan an extra year and made infinitely more but he didn't.
>>158214959lmao dem cuckbois gonna let you down too
>>158215580well don't look now but MY cleveland guardians are TWO GAMES AWAY from making manfred suck their fat nutsack AGAIN in a world series. Let's be real, in an equal money world the guards would crush the doyers, their management is best in the fuckin league. Now that everyone realized the Kelces are from Cleveland maybe we can convince taylor swift to buy the team and all the swiftards will go buy guards merch to fill the coffers.
Hey Dodgers
>Doyers fraud dynasty (on and off the field) ends>Arte gone>Kroenke in>I don't have to live next to cholos and fentanyl zombiesIt's looking great Angels fans
>>158215319That would be Lebron James
>>158215543
>>158216149nah Lebron was hated by so many people for different reasons since his NBA debut. Give the man a break.
>>158216149Only redditrannys suck LePED's dick. The rest of us are blackpilled about the truth
>>158214796Enjoy the moment jintsbro, nothing but pain coming up for the next few years.
>>158213993>mfw all those faggot cowards who fled to the dodgers in 2026 get exactly 0 rings to reward their chicken shit ways
>>158216272jintsies are rebuilding
so these guys are just the yankees but for mexicans instead of jews?
>>158216572yankees are actually the white team in NYC (steinbrenner was not jewish despite what you might think)the mets are the jewish one and they spent 350M to not even get close to making the playoffsand the yankees at least have history as a ballclubthe dodgers are originally from Brooklyn
>>158213993imagine getting B T F O by a bunch of hicks from fuckin WISCONSIN. hahahahah
>See? 3 of the 4 teams in the championship series had small payrolls and both teams in the world series had small payrolls. We don't need a salary cap. Why are you cheering LA's downfall?
salary caps are gay but not for the reason you think, i hate salary caps for much more nuanced and correct reasons
>>158216052LOLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLOL
>>158217784Dumb argument. Over time the big payrolls have the advantage
>>158217838Exhibit A: The Los Angeles AngelsExhibit B: The New York MetsTeam chemistry has more to do with winning than big payrolls.
>>158216938> yankees are actually the white team in NYC
>yankees are actually the white team in nyc
>>158216938The Yankees are the team of Connecticut and New Jersey. The Mets are the team of New York.
>>158215319That would be Patrick Mahomes
>>158215543The most based Jap was the reliever for the Padres.
>it was 4-0>they walked in the tying run>fraudtahni only showed up ONCE the entire series>blake "bus riding bitch" snell pulled after less than 3 innings>cant even fill up your upper deck seats two games in a row because all the fairweathers have already jumped ship
GET SWEPT BITCH LMFAOOOOO
kek they're still getting salary capped too
DAY 2 Let's keep this shit going >Dodgers
>>158221846It's the fucking internet. "death threats" are completely meaningless.
>>158221913kys
>>158215074>He doesn't seem like he'll chase a bag.He's a Boras client, he is 100% chasing the bag
>>158223921>LAM on teh sleeve>Dderggesshow can AI do some things well like making a human face (or even the brewers logo) and then fail on simple spelling? haven't we been training AI to spell check for us for nearly 50 years now?
>>158221846What? From her husband?
>>158223887I'm calling the police.
>>158223990wtf no
>>158213993Tucker and Diaz deserved all the shit they got for 162 games but they're literally the only two guys who showed up for the playoffs. Pages fills out the podium, he was a dumpster fire for most of the DS but joined Tucker as the only real hitter after that
doyercacas kek
kek doggie doos
>>158215543He probably would have developed into a good pitcher if he went somewhere other than LA. They can’t develop pitchers anymore, they just buy them
>>1582218461000% an Edgar did it for the doyers
>>158223941kek
>>158213993The whiter team deserved to win. Fuck these retarded chinks invading the sport.
Bumping this gem
Imagine finding the secret to success then just dropping it.
>>158213993>mfw that gutless coward edwin diaz isn't getting a charity ring this yearhe could've had the same amount of rings while retaining what little dignity he had by simply remaining loyal to the mets
We deserved this loss in every aspect. Humiliation that will never be forgotten for decades to come.
>>158253561>Weyou are not a part of the soulless mercenaries: you are a gay little faggot on 4chan. your faggoty hubris is why i will now be actively contributing alongside fellow town criers who believe the whole board needs to see and be able to participate in this festive event by keeping the spirit of this thread alive and as far away from the archives as possible until the bump limit forces a mercy rule i would rather not obey.
just took a massive dodgers
late night bump
We're going to 500
>>158252771Skubal too kwab
WOOOOOOOO HO.HO HO HAHAHAHA
good morning everyone. i hope you are enjoying yourselves while laughing at the soulless mercenaries who got embarrassingly swept after choking away multiple leads.
dodgers in 9, dont count us out yet
Laker season is starting and 49ers are 6-0. LA has moved on
>>158280158Niners are norcal, you can't claim them paco
>>158280158>Laker season8th seed at best and last in the play-in round.
>Doyerpacoweebs
good evening everyone. let's continue the riveting discussion surrounding the los angeles dodgers' embarrassing 4 game sweep.
>>158289834>Be the fraudgers>spend 4 billion dollars>lose
lol this thread is funny and that is why i am going to bump it.
I miss the old days where the Dodgers used to choke every year in playoffs just like the Yankees. Can we bring that back?
lmao
Well at least everyone else respects your franchise, doys
reminder that Mark Walter is under investigation by the Feds and Ohtani's ridiculous contract is paid for by creative accounting
shut this thread downdodgers have suffered enough
>>158314475incorrect
>>158314475source?
Still laughing.
>>158314475suffer THIS faggot *just fucking BLASTS a 5 second fart so violent i nearly shit my brains out all over your stupid post*
>Billion dollar payroll>Lose to a team with a 1/10 payrollHow
lol i almost forgot to laugh at the dodgers again.
lol LOL
kek
>>158213993kek
>>158213993what a pleasant thing to witness
>>158333605DOGGIE DO EM!
>>158213993KEK
KEEP THIS THREAD IN
i saw the brewers win game 2 in the world series and then it made me laugh because i remembered that they swept the dodgers to get there lol.
>>158338415i remembered posting this and then i laughed because it made me remember the dodgers getting swept lol.
I don't even watch baseball, I just like making fun of LA lol
>>158357974Unfathomly based.
>>158213993lmao
wait, how did this get revived?
Up
How is this thread still up 10 days later with less than 250 replies? Embarrassing
Kek what a kwab
>m-m-muh soulless supah teeeemz
>This thread was made by a sad Poodrepaco because he knows his team will never win a World Series Championship.
shut the fuck up poodrepacos
>>158359592i think somebody has to bump the thread.
But how do you bump a thread?
Why didn't they just beat the Brewers ?
dumb teams like the doyercacas cannot beat smart teams like the brewers. they got swept in fact...
>>158377675They're about to blowout and sweep these rasy too. A true WS.
>miggy said mookie, muncy, and kike are good friends>he doesn't really talk to anyone else on the teamsovless
Brewers are going to sweep the Rays and this thread will still be up.
>>158379745the rays could 2004 red sox the brew crew and i am sure this thread will still be up.
cuz love or hate em, WE ALL love talking about the dodgers
kek doyerpacos
>>158368084u mad
i was about to go to bed but then i remembered that the dodgers got swept so i laughed.
How does this affect the three peat?
kek doyercacas
>>158380802crazy story: this happened to me once again, but it was shortly after i got out of bed.
damn, openly admitting they live rent free from the moment you wake up to the moment you fall asleep. good on you, anon.
kek they're still bubblingall their refugee teams are bad now too, can't even larp as ninersfagslakers are owned by a hated enemy now so they are off limits to them
>>1583824133 in 4 years still good
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>158380758>0 World Series titlesOKLAHOMA PADRES!
dodgers still makin ya seethe kek
stealing a single win off the brewers is like winning the world series to poodrepacos kek
>>158385231>Mickey mouse rings
dodgers still winning the narrative
>>158394365Pressing X
>>158213993
>worse than tuberculosis tooSad!
>>158394365for biggest frauds in the league?
>>158386235I'm a sneks fan.
doyerpacos seething kek
where is that one anon that admitted to thinking about the dodgers sun up to sun down? hope he's hanging in there
currently laughing at the dodgers
just CANNOT stop thinking about em kek
Hey i'm the OP. why the fuck is this still up 12 days later lmaoooo
>>158397946because people are still laughing at the dodgers. no need to make another thread about it when there is a perfectly good one still well off from the bump limit.
>>158397946because WE ALL LOVE thinking and talking about the dodgers. some of us literally cannot stop thinking about them, it drives us insane!
>>158397946as long as baseball is still being played, the doys deserve to get shit on.
so true kek
LOLxD even
>>158399758showari da...
Is this the bread
OH TRANNY BOMB:0
good timeline
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hatewatch failed lol
Bruh look at this dude
rent free lol
DOGGIEDOOSKEK
Haha el doyerpaco hatewatch seething
CRY US A RIVER YOU DOYERFAGGOTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the brewers just won the world series in legitimate and non bullshit luck fashion (if they walk ohtani in game 3 up 2-1 and EVERYTHING else goes exactly the same then the blue jays win in 5) and that made me remember how they swept the dodgers and then i laughed so i am posting in the appropriate thread.
dodgers are ALWAYS the main character, even when another team wins their first world series
>>158404938>made me remembernice try, you're incapable of going literally five seconds without thinking about them kek
i wonder if ohtani ever gets his money, or that rat walter just declares bankuptcy and they all get fuckedlet that be a lesson for the next "generous" player
>>158404947Ummm no
>nice try, you're incapable of going literally five seconds without thinking about them kek
>>158404969literal jeet talking point lol
Crazy what happens when their golden paperweight Ohtani isn't carried by his much better teammates all post season. His flaws becoming glaring and his absence is apparent. GG BruCru. FUCK THE DODGERS. Hopefully they get absolutely racked through the coals this offseason for causing the lockout. They deserve everything coming to them.
>>158405404>racked through the coalsesl moment
Doyers fan be like>W-We live rent free in your heads!Yes, by laughing at you constantly. Laughing stock of a franchise!
>>158405651>he thinks he's safe in his own thread
KEK doyerpacos
dodgerchads run this thread too
uh oh steenkeez
still thinking about em kek
>>158213993I don't think about them at all
Being a dodgers fan is suffering you don't know the pain of the 30 year drought and >1988 posting
heh
>>158412367>mickey mouse ring in 2020>2 vacated rings in 24 and 25still in that 30 year drought
San Diego will never win a World Series. In fact, in 6 years, they won't have a MLB team.
errmmm...this is all a bit...right?Haha...surely you guys d-don't hate us Dodger fans THIS badly...hah.Right?
kekking at doyerpacos
BAU BAU!
>>158415596rent free kek
>>158418925>San Diego has quickly shown more interest into their MLS and NWSL teams than their lone MLB team>Petco Park was built on top of a Native American burial ground, hence they are cursed>A San Diego city council member has shown interest to run for mayor. If elected, he wants the Padres to pay more for city services and upkeep to Petco Park. This will quickly fuel a relocation.I'm just spitting facts why the Padres may not last longer in San Diego.
kek vtumor doyerpacos
>>158415698>doyerpaco once again thinking it's about himthe laughter is directed at the dodgers, not some self absorbed little faggot who thinks it's all about him.
>>158419591this nigga seething
sweptgers lol
>lakers finalize deal with disneytick tock, doyers
>>158420685We're coming back next foo.
doggie dooskek!
>>158422109kek they really thought they had it in the bag
>>158420702Imagine having a big salary team only to be swept by a low salary team that ends up winning the WS too.So yea fans can rest assure.
>>158213993Uh oh?Uh oh stinkies?
>>158416475doyers are mococo tier aka dead or on maternity leave
*gets swept*
what do those doggies do?
make ya seethe
stinkees kek
>>158405036please let this happen, ohtani doesn't deserve to get paid
kek lol wheeze oh no no no
Sad!
dodgers won
shogay ohtranny
>>158430499>they don't beat the mets in the NL pennant without 42 walks>they don't beat the stinkees in the WS without them being perennial frauds>they don't beat the blue jays if toronto simply walked ohtani ONCE when they were down 2-1 in the 18 inning WS game>they don't find the loophole to hire the soulless mercenaries without stealing the idea from the mets and bobby bonilla>they don't get any of the nippon league players if ohtani wasn't born in japan and the angels didn't trick him into signing with them>they don't get to go to the mickey mouse series if china's communist government didn't launder a biological warfare attack through a lab in wuhan and blame it on dead bat soupyou are now aware that the dodgers are even luckier and less legitimate than the knicks, and that is all because this one little faggot couldn't keep from posting stupid flaccid bullshit.
retard
>mest
>>158426956correction: the ONLY team to get swept
>>158434790doggie doos kek
>>158434790chat is this true
>>158438042This has been fact checked by real San Diego and Tampa patriots: Falsethe Cubs and Yankees got swept
>>158438042This post is absolutely right–the Doyers are the only team swept in the 2026 postseason.
can't stop thinking about em
158431106>angry little shit eating doyerpaco sharing that he is so obsessed with watching this thread that he got a screenshot of a corrected typo while refuting absolutely nothing in the actual postconcession accepted you retarded little faggot; thanks for reminding me to laugh at the dodgers (jk you're not getting thanked for shit, bitch tits).
>angrythe irony
>>158438586cubs and yankees got swept by brewers?
>>158428510lose!
>>158215543They're all kinda overrated, Ohtani included. Yamamoto is the only one that is legit.
They lost the plastic fanbase. It's over.
>>158422109OH NO NO NOJUST
eL gAy kek
>already selling their 2027 losing season
faveLA kek
did they lose or something?
>>158468514dodgers won
>>158469520won at losing?
*inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
KWAB
Heh, they thought they had it in the bag.
18 days straight of roasting. I don’t know how much more the dodgsissies can take…
>>158475737In the bag bro. Hahahahaha
o kek...KEK
Kekapooties
kek doggie doos!
>spend $600 gorillion insurance fraud shekels >get swept at home in a half empty stadium by a poverty club
STILL can't stop thinking about em kek dodgers going back to back mindbroke all of you
ohtani has brought shame to japan...
Still laughing
they just announced that salaries over the salary cap won't be paid outKWAB
As much as I hate the Dodgers, this thread is no longer relevant.
>>158485811it's absolutely relevant if you spend every waking moment thinking about the dodgers
Why didn't they just win?
>>158485811i quite literally just laughed at the dodgers. it's more relevant than ever; consider your claim thoroughly and utterly DEBUNKED, stinky.
>>158490524kek
oh no no no
kwab
>>158490524lel
still laughin at those dodgers. might even keep laughing all the way through the lockout.
almost forgot to laugh at the dodgers this morning. almost.
>>158498899Checked
ha ha *hack* *wheeze* *clears throat* ha ha ha
laughed at em
>>158507366damn bro get a grip
this is still up lol?
>>158515297yes. there are just so many people still laughing at the dodgers that this thread must remain.
HAHAHA DOGGIE DOOS!
Not so fast doggie doos.
What happens after this hits 500 posts
>>158524682we'll see if anyone is still laughing at the dodgers and then consider making a new thread to accommodate them.
>>158525389I asked for this.
blessed thread
>>158525389Ok
>this thread is STILL getting bumped
>>158538659because people (like yours truly) are still laughing at the dodgers.
>>158538659some of us can't go more than a couple seconds without thinking about the dodgers, cut us some slack
o kek.. KEK!
I just remember how they thought they had it in the bag
Superteam status?
>>158551647no clue because it sure isn't the dodgers, who got swept in embarrassing fashion.
So it happened again
DAAAAAAAAA DOYERSLOSE
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw you're just laughin at those dodgers like a mother fucker
>>158213993Tucker? I hardly know her.
This is almost certainly a lone, relentless autist
>>158558327>it's all one guy (female)
>p-p-pls ignore us getting sweptheh 'no'
>>158558327>t. el hijo de la esposa de roberto (goes by robert) hernandezlol thanks for helping me laugh at the dodgers again
bump
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posting in epic bread haha updoot updoot include me in the r/4chan screencap!!!
>>158429475Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Mizuhara?How are you even posting?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>26 day old thread
the goyim have gone insane
>>158573583he brought shame to japan, he doesn't deserve to get paid
Happy Veterans/ Armistice Day! Peace and good will to all, except Dodgers fans because their billion dollar team still sucks.
Will this go down as MLB's version of 17-1?
>>158573925Dodgers were kind of sucking the whole year. Was more like the 03-04 lakers choke
i laughed at those dodgers again.
me too. I literally cannot stop thinking about the dodgers.
Me three. Big lols @ doyers
doyerhectors got swept by a poorfag club KEK
hehe kwab
dem doggie doos! kek
>give a pitcher a $700,000,000 contract that is the main catalyst for the lockout>cy young goes to a 24 year old making less than $850,000 this year after said 24 year old's team swept your team in the playoffs while winning the world series
>>158580771lol. seeing this post made me laugh at the dodgers.
>>158580771kek I'm laughing at this post! I'm laughing at dem doggiedoos!!
>>158580771kek KEK
>think that it might not be time to laugh at the dodgers>this accidentally makes me laugh at the dodgers
>>158580771HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158213993How is this thread still alive
Baseball
Home run
Strike out
Catcher
First base
Shortstop
seething doggie doo trying to get to bump limit kek
Outfield
Peanuts and cracker jack
Strike 3 you're out!
I keep coming in here thinking it's a new thread. Good shit guys. FUCK THE DODGERSSWEPTHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.
Balk RulesYou can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.1a. A balk is when you1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the1c. Let me start over1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field ofDo not do a balk please.
Aaron Nola is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at Wawa the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "They contain my full power so I don't completely shit all over these kids." Then he buckled a customer's legs with a curveball and sprinted out the door.
every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
I sat with Max Munchy at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
Freddie freeman, this guy is an absolute fraud. I'm serious, like Freddie Freeman who is from LA, okay, who grew up a Dodger fan, for Freddie Freeman to do what he just did over the weekend is patently absurd. Okay? Freddie Freeman was a free agent last year, his final year with the Braves. And Freddie Freeman DECIDED that he wanted to go out to LA. Why? Because again, he is from LA. Why? Because the Dodgers are really good. Why? Because the Dodgers offered more money than the Atlanta Braves. Why would Freddie Freeman, okay, not want to play for LA. They have the most money, they have the best team, they're competing for a world series every year, i know Atlanta is as well, but for Freddie Freeman to make his return after signing with the Dodgers, and again, it was Freddie Freeman who signed with the Dodgers, nobody else. Not his representatives, not his agent, okay. For Freddie Freeman to come home to Atlanta for the first time since he has left, to receive the standing ovations that he received from the fan base in Atlanta because they fell in love with Freddie Freeman, and for him to fall for that and the next move he makes is to fire his agent, okay, like it was his agents fault that he signed on the dotted line with the LA Dodgers. Give me a break. if I am a Braves fan I'm reading right through that. If I'm a Dodgers fan I'm upset because what Freddie Freeman is now telling you is "hey, I never wanted to be here out in LA in the first place, even though I did and I signed the contract, I wanted to stay in Atlanta because that's where I built my career, that's where I built my reputation, the fans out there care about baseball more than they do so in LA. I wanted to be a brave for life." For him to say all those things after the fact and then not take any accountability, not blame himself, zero responsibility, he blames his agent.
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
Walk through a ballpark with Thome before the gates open and you'll see him greet the security guards and ushers by name. Sit near the dugout during games and you'll hear him call out to the season-ticket holders. Watch him afterward and you'll find him standing patiently by his locker, respectfully answering the lamest questions from reporters representing the smallest hometown newspapers.That wasn't something you would see with Barry Bonds.Bonds would question your parentage; Thome will ask about your kids, then listen intently to the answer.When the Minnesota Twins held a memorial service for Harmon Killebrew in May, Thome flew to Illinois to see his family, then flew right back to take part in the service. Never mind that it was the Twins' only day off in a month."It's just respect," Thome said.
>doggie doo crashing so hard he started spamposting to kill the thread
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all.
This is now a Tony Gwynn appreciation thread
I bet you think you're really fucking funny and clever. "oh i'm racist haha racism is edgy and funny i'm on 4chan look at me lol". stop posting racist shit stop posting about "pacos" stop posting about mowing lawns stop assuming every dodger fan is hispanic. and even if they are so what? what effect does that have on the game? you're just jealous that the dodgers have a loyal committed and ethnically diverse fanbase that fuels the team to the postseason every year while you sit around every october crying and seething and making racist posts on 4chan wondering where it all went wrong with your team. get a life.
Tony two bats would heem your twig boy face with his pinkies alone
listen retard, I'm sick of coming on here and seeing post after post of nothing but doyerpacos mexicans ur brown lol blah blah blah. it’s just nonstop racist spam all day everyday all because the dodgers have assembled one of the greatest dynasties baseball has ever seen and your weak little minds don't know how to cope with it so you resort to low effort racism. I guarantee you would never say any of that shit to me or any dodger fan in real life, you know it and I know it. and you'd probably piss your pants if you were ever in the presence of an actual dodger player and beg them for an autograph and for them to let you suck their dick.
RIP TONY
LEGEND
>spamming to hit 500kek doyerpacos
I'm not even a dodgers fan I just love shitting on schizos
As a doyerpaco fan I was very happy to see this thread last as long as it did. Nothing changes the fact we lost like bitches :)
>foul smelling doyerpaco thinks that shitting up the thread will stop people from laughing at the dodgers to such an extent that it will demand a brand new threadlol
>schizo talking to herself
I'm a brewers fan and the dodgers would have won if we hadn't cheated
holy shit he's actually mad LMAO
who's mad? I don't even know who we're talking about anymore
You sure you ain't mad? I can see you through your camera https://grabify.link/ZZKBXE
/nu/ in a few!
baking nu
>>158580771they thought they had it in the bag
month old dog doo
Doggiedoo 'em!
