prev>>158215868
>fraudgers>chavez latrine>bozotahni>blake Shelled>faveLA
he's coming home.....
Maturing is realizing the Astros were the good guys all along. Sign stealing was part of the game, part of the culture, part of baseball tradition. Teams have been looking for an edge since the beginning. That's baseball. The Dodgers, meanwhile, just throw infinite money at every superstar and buy their way to success. No soul, no culture, no ingenuity. Just a billionaire's fantasy team. The Astros were playing baseball. The Dodgers are playing Monopoly.
Os
>MilwaukeeHow the hell does Wisconsin have pro sports teams?
remember that guards fan last week who wouldn't stop posting his seethe about the white sox.
Threepeat? Hell yeah. Three years in a row of the dominant AL East in the World Series. A remarkable feat.
>>158219441Shes a Giants fan
Danebro literally won
Season is over. We don't need any more new threads.
>>158219473the first of many
Maturing is realizing getting swept is part of the game, part of the culture, part of baseball tradition. Teams have been getting swept since the beginning. That's baseball. The Dodgers, meanwhile, just throw infinite money at every superstar and buy their way to getting swept. No runs, no hits, no wins. Just a billionaire's fantasy team. The Brewers were playing baseball. The Dodgers are playing golf.
absolute state of weebcels
>>158219465That seel is a pedophile
What is he thinking now?
>>158219507Nice reflection anon
>>158216332t. lars ulrich
go Rays brothers! - HHTweet sent from Hell
doyers kek!
>>158219409https://gematriaeffect.news/morgan-gamble-killed-on-hank-aaron-drive-and-the-news-break-on-thursday-october-15-2026-the-day-the-brewers-advance-to-the-world-series/dont pay attention
the guardians will win the ws and solidify the brandingthe healing process has already begun
KWAB
AND JUST. LIKE. THAT.
>>158219634Where will he sign?
the thing about bauers is he was actually a very highly thought of prospect when he was in san diego.
foyers kek
>>158219645wherever gives him the most money
>>158219634Canned response for any big free agent, his sports agent would probably kill him if he said otherwise.
KWABLEGS
Skubal will look good in a Dbacks jersey when you really think about it
>>158219443why shouldnt we have pro sports teams?
What's to stop a free agent from just going:>fuck it, I want to sign with x team, and I don't care what they pay meAre they legally prohibited from telling their agents to fuck off?>b-but muh moneySurely there's at least one player in baseball who's fine making a few less million.
>>158219664That's just baseball. Aside from those god tier yankee teams, the playoffs are a crapshoot. The Dodgers were a few coin flips away from losing last year, and arguably should have.
The only form of baseball happening at MLB ballparks in 2027.
>>158219681>Dbacks will spend on the lineup and starters but once again have a bullpen that costs them the playoffs.
Skubal kekDiaz kekTucker kek
>>158219701But then the player's union will fuck them over because there's the unspoken rule that every player needs to get the most money possible so the next player, no matter how dogshit, can likely get more money than he hypothetically would have in his next contract.
>>158219701no, they can sign a contract against agent and union advice/pressure. it's just typically the player also wants to make the most money.it's why kris bryant signed with a jobber club like the rockies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
Dodgers get:Fernando Tatis Jr.Jason AdamPadres get:Alex VesiaAndy PagesEmmet SheehanMinor league prospects
>>158219779awful Dads need to sell machimpo and Cronworth
>>158219779the padres aren't going to trade tatis or machado. they'll make the payroll work around them.the guy the dodgers will trade is teoscar hernandez. probably to the phillies or something.
>>158219799the time to trade cronenworth was after last season. his extension never made any sense to begin with.
Good morning Mariners nation.
>>158219713Pens are a crapshoot plus Jmart and Garcia are under team control for a bit, give me 3 high quality SPers and a bopper @ 1B
dodgers won even though they lost. all part of the plan...
>>158219809>the padres aren't going to trade tatis or machado.Kwanza and Jose know they're clubhouse cancer.
>>158219645>>158219657The Mets
Kike's replacement
>>158219851
>>158219473danefag might be the most pathetic cuckwatcher of them all. it's been almost three years already, let it go man.
>>158219831They are, very few bullpen arms (mainly just closers) are good from year to year. One season a guy can be lights out, the next complete CHEEKS.
Let's give the Dane a chance
>>158219865he won, though
me when my team forgets how to compete because they sleepwalked through the regular season then they get dicked down when they actually have to play baseball: other team cheated
Dane Shitter KEK
kek doggiedoosyou're still getting a salary cap too
>>158219473danechad might be the most based hatewatcher of them all. it's been almost three years already, keep it going man.
>>158219595The indians ain't even getting past this round
>>158219851i doubt it. the dodgers put a premium on contact skills.
>>158219701Players only care about money. Agents work for the players, not against them, so any pressure that would come from needing to sign the biggest contract would be from the union.
>DaneGODS win>tranny goblins losemany such cases
>>158219906>the dodgers put a premium on contact skills
>>158219701Jose Ramirez took a team friendly deal
>>158219924they had the second fewest strikeouts in the NL
>>158219909based
>>158219512based hidamari poster
>the dodgers put a premium on contact skills.>pay 700m for someone to literally do nothing except strikeoutkek
>>158219971he looks so retarded when he strikes out too kek
>>158219429this is easily the most (you) worthy post i've found that is not one of my own in these /mlb/ threads for a long time as this poster told absolutely 0 lies.
Another day and the Dodgers are still swept, hahahahaha
kek what a fat bald fuck
>>158220008No one cares astrojose
>>158219948they seemed to miss the ball a whole lot in the playoffs>>158219971>>158219988after ohtranny's performance what is japan's jizzat status?
>>158220028>that impotent ragelove to see it
>>158219663>t. faggot dodgers "fan" (circa 2024) coping about a coward looking for a charity ring who is already regretting getting tradedlel they got swept in humiliating fashion + they lucked out against the blue jays (who would've won in 5 had the pitcher just walked ohtani when they were up 2-1 during what become an 18 inning game) + the stinkees have been frauds for nearly 20 years. easily the shittiest "back to back" champions in ANY team sport in history and watching their gay little faggot "fans" cope is gonna be great for getting through the lockout caused by their faggot lawyers and taking that bobby bonilla shit to an even more pathetic degree than the jackass who invested in enron.
>>158220044I wish we got more of them to get angry but they're all soulless mercs who don't care apart from muncyeven dave roberts didn't care
>>158220028COLLAR THAT RAT!!!!
>>158220058this kekthe chiefs did it 10x better (and i don't like them at all)
>>158220032>t. some faggot mutt projecting his father's middle name onto me in less than 3 minutes after i pointed out the truthlol you are still mad about the astros because you are a little faggot who can't admit he was wrong; concession accepted.
>>158220028what is he swinging at
>>158219645Probably in an office somewhere
>>158220038>they seemed to miss the ball a whole lot in the playoffsthe supporting data was already supplied >>158219948
>>158219701Isn't that Jose and the guardians?
Canada is a better place to live compared to Milwaukee and Cleveland.
>>158220058so true kek
you'd think with modern steroids it wouldn't be such an issue to have an older teamespecially in the least physical sport of all american sports by far (maybe of all sports?)
>>158219524This.
it's gunna be so goddamn annoying when the Brewers try to play the underdog card against the fucking Indians or the Rays
>less than two months until the lockoutI’m gonna be so sad next year bros
>>158220128>Baseball season will be replaced with WWIII between USA and Iran, North Korea, China, and Russia
start the game
>>158220128what are the odds it actually happens?
>>158220128>Inb4 the guardians the lowest payroll team wins and mlb pretends there is no problem with payroll and nothing happens
>>158220142>>158220137Grim
>>158220155basedwhere did you find this? I could never find a market on polymarket but i dont use it much
>>158220128Let's give the lockout a chance
>why, yes, I do believe I am the smartest guy in the history of baseball>my artificial general intelligence computer told me I am, so I must be>now, I know that my team won the division only three times in the last fourteen seasons>but actually we won the world series in each of the last fifteen consecutive seasons>if not for spontaneous glitches in the matrix and anomalies in the metaverse>yes, yes, I know I spent nearly $5 Billion on payroll over the last fourteen seasons only to win nothing more than three division titles>pay no attention to that>because the artificial general intelligence says that for just a few hundred million more dollars we could become a dynasty>now, I know the teams in the final four are doing it with baseball's old-fashioned tried and true winning formula of making simple contact and stringing together walks, hits, and stolen bases while getting great pitching and solid defensive play>but I am the smartest person in the history of baseball, and I know a better way to win because something something algorithms>and I will show you that my way works, even if it takes me the next twenty five years to prove itthey are deserving of the name lolyanks
>>158220164no… no.
>>158220155A lockout doesn't mean there won't be baseball at all next year. It is possible they come to an agreement before spring training starts.
>>158220161It’s not an official market is just some dude or AI making odds I think It’s oddsopedia
>>158220170Submitting my application to run the Yankees.
>>158220155>NFL had a lockout after the packers wonits like pottery
>>158220155the lockout is 100% guaranteed because the CBA is expiring. i think what fans are questioning is whether that lockout will last long enough to caused missed games.
I like the Brewers because their players names are fun to say>Chourio>Yelich>Frelick>Turang>Misiorowski
>>158220155there's a difference between a lockout and missed games. the lockout starts Dec 1 when the CBA expires. Just like in 2021-2022, we all knew it was coming. but we didn't miss games in 2022, except for some spring training. it seems like this time, both sides are signalling that they're willing to miss games and hopefully bluffing
>>158220202Owners always win right?
>>158220200>polish names>fun to say
learning that gayrates fans have a collective IQ of 100 (so 50 IQ each)
I want a 1994-like season where baseball season ends shortly after the ASG and we're left with only WNBA and divegrass to watch.
>wake up>my Giants had the same number of NLCS games won as the Dodgers this seasonfeels gud
>Yelich could get a World Series ring before Giancarlo Stanton
>>158220200Why don’t you Yelich my balls LOL
>>158220170>4 vanilla syrupwtf is wrong with people? just drink black coffee from home instead of this 50g of sugar nonsense
>When she sees your Junior Caminero
Why the fuck did the Phillies fire Rob Thomson if they were still going to be bounced in the Wild Card round?
Doyers
>>158220260Why did they fire Rob Thomson only to hire a worse manager, and then give that manager an extension?
Now that baseball season is over on the west coast, will more Angelinos and San Diego start attending Charger games at SoFi?
>>158220275his son literally makes hiring decisions. that's millions going into the family coffers
>>158220260if you watch the dombrowski press conference the other day its clear he understands he is out of ideas and can't meaningfully change his roster.
>>158220248I doubt these people actually enjoy the taste of coffee, but adding 50g of sugar to their coffee at home would seem ridiculous even to them.
>>158220206Historically no but nowadays billionaires are more powerful than ever + the current administration that loves bending over for rich people. Trump also stated he wants a cap in the past and will definitely get involved and will try to fuck over the union.
>>158220206the fans win if >we get a cap
Insane how stacked the 2010 draft class was. Hope Yelich can get a ring.
>>158220292Is your name Dunning Kruger, by the way?
>>158220307castellanos and syndergaard were bums
>>158220307there's maybe 2 good players there
They thought they had it in the bag kek
If the Rays advance it will be the first time ever (since the league switched to 6 divisions in 1994) that three different teams from the same division made the World Series in consecutive years.
>>158220323Literally EVERY doyerpaco thought Ohtani was back when this happened
Smart teams that spend a billion dollars to get swept at home
>>158220317Syndergaard had a pretty dominant 2015 and 2016 before injuries derailed his career. Ortiz called his 95 mph slider unhittable after facing him.
>>158220334and you can't even blame him this time
>AL EastBaltimore OriolesBoston Red SoxNew York YankeesToronto Blue Jays>AL NorthChicago White SoxCleveland GuardiansDetroit TigersMinnesota Twins>AL SouthColorado RockiesHouston AstrosKansas City RoyalsTexas Rangers>AL WestAnaheim AngelsLas Vegas AthleticsSeattle MarinersUtah Golden Spikes>NL EastNew York MetsPhiladelphia PhilliesPittsburgh PiratesWashington Nationals>NL NorthChicago CubsCincinnati RedsMilwaukee BrewersSt. Louis Cardinals>NL SouthAtlanta BravesNashville StarlinsRaleigh BaseballiesTampa Bay Rays>NL WestArizona DiamondbacksLos Angeles DodgersSan Diego PadresSan Francisco Giants
>>158220333So did every media person. This was the only HR Passan posted the entire series lmao.
Smart teams that trade their best prospects for one Tarik Skubal start
>>158220338this is why i can't take judge seriously as the captain. i'm sure the clubhouse quietly feels the same way.
>>158220333they really did kek
>>158220349they didn't trade de paula or sirota, though.
>>158220346For me it's the Raleigh Baseballies
the irony is the brewers best paid player is also bad kek
>>158220354He just has respect for da troops anon y’know da troops let him play this game and he’d totally be a da troops if he could
>>158220363Doesn’t matter desu, the dodgers don’t know how to develop players anyway. They’re not a smart organization
>>158220366cal raleigh has a big butt LMAO
>>158220346Marlins aren't moving, Nashville isn't happening, It will be named Carolina and not Raleigh, and Rays and Rockies aren't swapping leagues.
>>158220366Yelich at least seems to be a good clubhouse leader and actually got some runs in game 2.
For real what did Yelich do other than knock Yamamoto the dodgers best pitcher, out of the game in the third inning. Smart fans that definitely understand concepts like irony
>>158220346Take the fucking Rockies out of the AL South and put Raleigh or Nashville there. Rockies should be in the NL North and you can put the Reds in the NL south.
>>158220346make it four divisions of 8 teams each
i wonder what a payroll vs production graph looks like for the dodgers and brewers
Smart managers that get handed a super team and still get swept in the most convincing way possible
kek i forgot oakland still has a team
>>158220346baseball doesn't need more divisions. it needs another league and no divisions.
smart managers when down 0-3 pick the lineup out of a hat
>>158220413>three leagues>three-team world seriesholy kinorino
>>158220413>more than 2 leagues/conferences/etc in American sport
All people will remember from this era of the dodgers is that they were built entirely on criminal fraud. The house of cards is already begun to collapse. They won’t be signing Skubal, they won’t be signing any top free agents. It’s over
they will at best go down as a shittier more plastic version of the yankees, or more recently as a shittier version of the chiefs
Doyer lifelongs since 2024 thought they were gonna witness a dynasty kek
Yankcuks desperate for relevance kek. That’s like the 10th post I’ve seen comparing the doyers to the stankees since they were eliminated.
>>158220425>they won’t be signing any top free agentsTrue. They're gonna trade for Elly DeLa Cruz instead.
>>158220422baseball is a turn-based game. you could have 30-team world series, if you wanted to
I kind of hope we miss 60+ games just so we see how Trump reacts.
kek they can't help but seethe about the east coastthe inferiority complex to anglos runs deep in them
>>158220425I will remember Freddie Freeman's veneers. Max Muncy's belly. Kike's flamboyant homosexuality.
>>158220450Because they were the last team to three-peat.
>>158220128Hopefully it never ends.
>>158220425I will remember the zesty base hit celebrations that they don't let die
>>158220487That was 60 years ago unc, the Yankees are irrelevant shitters now. At least you have der chikaner tho.
>When people think of the Greatest Football team of all Time, it's the Patriots>When people think of the Greatest Basketball team of all Time, it's the Celtics>When people think of the greatest Baseball team of all time, it's the YankeesNo wonder they get under their skin
>>158220422it would still be a 2 team world series. it's just about structuring the regular reason.top 2 teams from each league make the postseason, then the 3rd place teams and the 4th place team with the best record (regardless of league) are seeded for 1 game play-ins, the two winners advance and you have an 8 team bracket.
San Diego is now a flyover city because all the LA players are now flying to Cancun
>>158220518East coast least coast
>>158220518I have noting but contempt for floorsqueak but when I think of the best teams it's the Bulls or Lakers.
>when people think of the greatest posters of all time, it’s spammy
You speak the language of the east coast doyerpaco, learn your place.
>>158220541If he's so good why haven't I ever seen one of his posts?
>>158220533kek
>>158220445dodger "fans" KWAB of the decade over chief bandwagons
>>158219645Going back to Detroit
>>158220549You've never seen stankeedoo 'em or cum shitter kek?
this dodger era is already a dynasty era
imagine being a chicago sports fan right now kek
baseball died after 1983
>>158220338Judge is an all-time great player and one of the greatest hitters in the history of baseball, but he is not a leader of men. He's too much of a good and innocent guy to be a leader. He has no grit. He's very "Awww, shucks, good golly, you guys". The Yankees organization has no soul. Mariano and Jeter were retired by 2014. The Yankees organization has been a soulless husk ever since. Their rosters are created in a spreadsheet. The Yankees do not allow the use of baseball instincts. Every scenario is gamed out by the analytics dept, printed into booklet form, and reviewed every game four hours before game time as a group that includes the analytics dept, manager, and coaching staff. The Yankees organization is adrift in the wilderness, it is the dumb leading the blind, and there is no end of it in the foreseeable future.
>doyerpacos trying to accuse anyone else of being soullesskek
Me? I call him Aaron Fudge.
>>158220597I mean they made it to the NLDS after 3 consecutive 100 loss seasons. You gotta think they're a little jazzed.
That seals the deal. I am no longer a /mlb/ poster I’ve been a poster since 2008 and a 4chan pass holder since 2013. I officially will not be renewing my 4chan pass next year nor will I post on /mlb/ ever again. I am taking my posting to r/baseball where they actually care.
>>158220657We’ll all see you there because we all LOVE REDDIT!!
>>158220579you mean.... I'M the best poster?
>dodgers : defeated>rams : defeated>raiders : defeated (and not even socal)>chorgers : kek>49ers : norcal and not claimable by socal pacosit's over for pacos
>>158220697I’M the best poster
>>158220533>0 professional sports titles
>>158219826
>>158220745But the Oklahoma Thunder won the NBA title in 2025.
>>158220745Didn’t the sneed hawks just win an owl? I don’t watch concussion flag.
doggie doos KEK
>>158220796Yeah but they're cooked, marienrs are cooked, and the krakkies are mid as fuck. It's joever.
Rest in Piss to the Los Angeles Losers, team of scumbags who put a smiling japanese face up front to cover up their heinous crimes
>doyers lost so bad the fans are taking it out on the poodres
>>158220845many are sharing this sentiment
is this guy getting posted?
>>158220867Several are scuttlebutting this
>dong kimlmao
>>158220867>youaregaylmao
>>158220803I thought the Krakkies were good this year so far?
>>158220211I firmly believe the only reason anyone remembers Monsters Inc is that it’s fun to say Mike Wazowski
On June 27, 1993, as the Sausages approached Milwaukee County Stadium on the scoreboard video, the left field doors swung open and – much to the surprise of players and fans – out came the larger-than-life mascots. The three made their way to home plate with The Bratwurst (worn by Dillon) winning the first-ever live race.[3]
My Chargies!
How did he know?
Monkey Butts
>>158220857mostly they redirect their seethe towards the east coast kekthey do this on /nfl/ too
>>158220894They embarrassed the shit ass flames and the shit ass flyers. Once they play a team with a good D line its joever.
did you know that the prospect the mets traded away to get ryan helsey hit 39 HR in the minors this year?
>>158220876>Overpaying KBO shitters
>>158221007Kek look at him go!!
>>158220923LA and SD are latinx shit holes, please nuke us
>Another year of no steal a base, steal a taco from Taco Bell
Milwaukee should be wiped off the map. Nothing of relevance in there or in the Midwest in general.
>>158221051doggie doos kek
>>158221051
>>158221064Don’t talk to me
Watch our movie instead of the Gays vs Gords.
>>158221070KEK
>>158221072Hi! LOL!
>>158221070'ini!
>>158220958I don't really know anything about hockey.
most kino ws matchup would be cleveland. otherwise its a guaranteed first championship for either franchise which is no fun
How long is the doggie doo stuff going to last? It's honestly cringier than the dodger posting
We are doggie doomed kek
>>158221128Until they win another WS at least, though it's not guaranteed
>>158219429Many people are saying this
Hello
Dodgers winning is better for baseball. Yesterday was a negative for the sport.
>>158221149wb
>>158221070kek
>>158221138Kekem
>>158221149Greetings
>doggie doo
doggiedoos kek!
>>158219429the cheating that the Dodgers did and continue to do will have reverberations for years to come, the Red Sox pulled some cheating shit the next year and won and it's forgotten, the Astros were just the easy scapegoat (also their ride coincided with making the Yankees and Dodgers look like scrubs so that's prolly a reason why the smear campaign worried and continues to work), sorta like how Bauer got blackballed for revealing the sticky stuff epidemic (he's a shithead btw) cause he was a nobody who cheated and was unlikeable the entire time about it, people were quick to forget how likeable that Astros team was outside of the obvious dudes who cheated and were all mostly gone by the second championship in '22, the Astros were always the good guys
Fuck you. Seriously.
>>158221079you just started watching, you don't even know what you're keking about. lurk more.
Who should I bet on and threaten now? :(
>>158220955saw a guy accusing everyone dunking on the doodie's of being salty padre fans and laughed my ass off, they are mindbroken
>>158221236I would still bet on Ohtani to come up big.
shut the fuck up poodrepacos
>dodgers ded>rams fraud>chargers LOL
KEK
>>158221153lockout happening either way, they may save their own ass by not winning but the lockout happening is directly caused by their shenanigans, they aren't good for shit
>>158221221no one with an iq above 60 will ever acknowledge the 2017 championship as legitimate. go play infront of a train Ranjeetpaco
>>158221227ohtani allows us to dream
>>158221227I'm american and say this
>>158221264More legitimate than all of dodgers recent rings. Soules superteam. At least the astros had the balls to think outside the box. All dodgers did was throw money at their teamFRAUDS
>>158221223I'm sorry ma'am. It won't happen again
>>158221231KEK
You’re both soulless and are unworthy of the game
>>158221264you are so mad
>>158221270>At least the astros had the balls to think outside the box.i thought sign stealing was part of the game
>>158221286and you are such a faggot lol
>>158221294wipe your tears
>>158221292It is but what they did was technically not allowed. My point is, what the dodgers did was worse. Mickey Mouse Monopoly "Dynasty"
>>158221292trash can was a novel concept
Ok. This is nuts!
dodgers lied and people died
>>158221313@grok can i get a fact check
>cheats with the Red Sox to get his first ring>pretends to be righteous against the Astros a few years later and is seen as a herogod I hate this fucking faggot
>>158221313We live in a simulation
>>158221321>is seen as a heroI don't think this is true? Everyone hates this autistic faggot
>>158221321he was also absolutely dog shit, which was great to watch against the Nationals in 2019
>mets with their big payroll miss the postseason“HAHAHAHA ALL THAT MONEY AND YOURE STILL BAD!”>dodgers and their big payroll with back to back titles>“REEEEEEE SALARY CAP NOW!”?
>>158221321That's not Ohtani, that is not my 17
>>158221321free joe kelly
>>158221330dodgers and six fans hold him in high regard, one cheated ring and a Mickey Mouse one, also got dropped by the Dodgers right before the won in '24, what a hollow career
I'm a doggie! A doggie doo!
>>158221335same reason why small market winning this year is a big deal but when they don't win it's a problem, don't be stupid, it's illogical on purpose, still needs to be addressed
Doyerpacos literally thought they had the greatest roster the game has ever seen kek
>>158221329I can't remember April 2bh
>>158221330
I gawtta have an apoundin'
>>158221343The dodger fans who like him are mostly newfags. I think anyone that can take a step back and evaluate his career sees that he's shit.>>158221365yeah, pure newfag
WE GOT THE NOISE SO HERE WE GO(Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo)THIS IS OUR VOICE, THIS IS OUR SHOW(Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo)
>>158221372Again?
morning guardnation o7
>>158221335mets choked like retards and beat themselvesdodgers faced a team with all the cardsdid you forget they nearly swept the braves?if it was anyone but the brewers they'd have threepeated
Bro thought he slick
>>158221399too bony
>>158221415shes not a meal!
I either need the game to start or else I need some cocks
>>158221399she'd a 10 if her tits were just slightly bigger, not asking a lot
>>158221407doyer cope is incredible, they are already going to cheating accusations
>>158221373all dodgers fans are newfags
>>158221446Fuck you cuh. Explain the image.
>>158221446The Cubbie girls have backed up those allegations and they're straight shooters
>>158221455he thinks the pitchcom earpiece is a cheating device
>>158221454/mlb/ was built on making fun of doyer fansonly oldfags remember
>>158221455Pitchcom you dipshit
>>158221446brewers are in fact cheating tho
>>158221459>>158221468citation?
>>158221460>>158221466Not good enough. They cheated using it somehow.
a beat up bleeding dodger fan is a great Halloween costume
>>158221476A Cubs oracle told me
>>158221476it will all come to light soon
>>158221440nah small tits are kino and more aestheticbig tits are *chimp noises*
>>158221507all tits matter
>>158221492Cubs have witches AND oracles!?
>>158221335the cap isn't just about who wins the championshipfx let's take skubal as an exampleThe Tigers can't afford to resign Skubal even though he's a local star in DetroitNow does it matter to them whether he ends up getting a big expensive deal with the Doyers or the Mest?No in either scenario they are left SkubalessWhich is why even if doyers had won 0 rings the league still would need a cap
>>158221538yes
umpGODS… I kneel
>>158221550The Dodgers can't afford Skubal either
>>158221538etsy witches aren't real witches, sorry
>>158221459Sounds like a cubgers conspiracy to me…
>>158221569Ask me how I know this guy really really likes women
>>158221569Cubbie girls aren't corrupt
As a cubs girl brewers cheated
The dodgers need Hyeseong Kim in the starting lineup!
>>158221507small tits can be kino if the girl has the look for it. Livvy has the look for some slightly larger.
>>158221569>AnonymousThe inspector never goes undercover inside /mlb/ WITH an avatar!
>>158221579Not corrupt? They’re witches and they proudly admit it!
>>158221507big tits are fine, big asses are what's *chimp noises*
>>158221595They're honest witches. They even warn you when you get cursed
>>158221604this is a 50"+ general
Peff is live on ESPN right now!
>>158221633Tell him he’s dead to me. Dead!
Witches, more like cubs bitches
>>158221633Are they asking him why he is retarded?
>>158221604im chimping out rn
Ya gawtta give it to me
>>158221660>can i fart on your face, anon?your response?
>>158221642I can't talk to him through the tv...
>>158221646the fuck???
>>158221667I would feel offended that she even had to ask.
>>158221646Cursed!
I'm afraid the game will be cancelled tonight due to weather.
Kek Aaron Jej!
>>158221681orly?
>>158221700You think they'll wait 2-3 hours to start the game?
>>158221700Thank the Cubbie witches!
>>158221685what was the reason
peff literally knows less about baseball than olney and kirkjian, and those guys don't know shit.
>>158221712He said the $310M yamkeks need to go “all in” if they want to win the World Series next year. Mostly a tabloid rag speculation but I will be posting it next season, probably often.
>>158221717Peff has forgotten more about baseball than you will ever know. Show some respect
>>158221650>no Dominican playersngmi
>>158221736based, 28 never ever
>>158221681Atleast FOX is showing college football today
>brewers NLCS winning champagne had names of every player that's played on a postseason brewers teamwho sipping on that craig counsell while we laugh at the cubbies?
>>158221736>and the execs were taken abackkek o!!! KEK O!!!!!!
>>158221700This is why you get a roof
>>158221747>Jeff suppanThat guy fucking sucked for us but of course killed us when he was a cardinal
>>158221747Enjoy your curse!
well, I guess its time to watch the Rays choke away the WS
>>158221280Where are Snekpaco and Rangerpaco?
>>158221747>LaMarca Prosecco bbref has nothing on this guy
>>158221747Enjoy the curse!
lol the dodgers got swept kek!
>>158221660french girls are fucking weird, DO NOT pass go
>>158221747>jeff suppan
>>158221782Dbacks and Rangers don't have fans
>>158221784Enjoy your curse!
>my team avoided post season humiliation on /mlb/ by being eliminated in the regular season Now THAT is smart baseball
>>158221820Enjoy the curse!
>>158221839Enjoy your second curse!
sometimes my job is quite entertainingthis is /mlb/ related because soon I'll be reading Mark Walter's criminal case transcripts :)
>>158221860Mawds!!!
Curse his azz!
>>158221747Mariners legend Rowdy Tellez mentioned.
>>158221880this is psychotic
>>158221880this is what happens when you outsource your script writing to AI
>>158221868Enjoy your third curse!
>>158221861no one cares
I'm a witch ... A cubs witch!!!
>>158221836this but unironically
>>158221925>you
>>158221849fascinating specimen
Big boobs women
>>158221836>>158221933this but ironically
brehs.. i freakin love shake shack. a bit pricey tho
>>158221927no please!!!
>>158221927mmmm grunty
>>158219516true
please curse my ass
https://youtu.be/3sBkbO0eP8Y?t=665
>>158221950The Smokeshack is legitimately one of the best burgers I've ever had. Certainly the only one from a chain that would be in the top 5.
>craig counsell left the brewers to go coach the faggot cubes and miss out on all thisKWAB
>>158221992Enjoy your cursed ass!
>>158222002is that the one with the cherry peppers and bacon? it's bretty gud. I had one at doyer stadium once and at the the time I said it was the best burger I'd ever had but I think i was just really hungry.
>>158221950culvers genny
>>158222011he got a large raise. didn't stearns leave at the same time? or around the same time. stearns is the real fraud.
>>158222032They’re both frauds
>>158222031shack shack and in n out mog
bros I burnt the roof of my mouth again
Fat fucks discussing food
>>158222029Yeah>>158222031Culvers is good but they suffer from having generic crinkle cut fries that aren't that good. The cheese curds are their gimmick but they aren't very good curds either. Too dried out. The burgers are real good though.
>>158222088go back to latrine duty private paco
>>158222068Ouch! I hope you're ok fren
>>158222082deal with it
>>158222082das rite
>>158222108frozen pizza is always hotter than it looks
>>158222082circumcised mutt seething kek
Where were you when MLB collapsed, which gave the rise of Bananaball as its replacement?
>>158222116Frozen pizza is really cold...
>>158222096What did I do? Why are you so angry? wtf
Let's give the Jap a chance!
>>158222011>miss outhe didn't miss out because he's not Pat Murphy and he could've'd've never led them to this success like Pat did
Is it still possible to build a retractable roof over Petco Park?
>>158222130This is a softball genny
vpn posting is the most pathetic reddit shit ever
>>158222159Why? They can just put one over their new stadium in Omaha
>>158222055No and I say that as shake shack and in n out's #1 fan
>>158222163What's wrong with reddit?
We all LOVE the reddit!!!
it's delayed
O i curse ya
>>158222200ngh please not my doggie doos :(
I wish I was on reddit instead of here
brewbros... You. Are. CURSED!!!
you blokes ready for some late night baseball
just got here, is the game going to be played?
>>158222222This is nuts!
>>158222222no...NO!!!
cum shitter kek
MLB is dying. The game stinks. No one even cares until the postseason. The season is way too long.
so when is tonight's game scheduled to start? is it officially delayed?
>>158222222RC won!!!
>>158222222reddit has better gets
>playing outdoors
>>158222222Reddit won
As a gay trans black queer woman, I prefer /mlb/
>>158222241Gross!
>>158222241scheduled to start in 25minsrain delayed now officiallypeople are saying 10pm ET start
>>158222222You unironically need to go back.
>>158222241big delay
>>1582222224chan bros...
>>158222258since the 3peat hopes are over, can we get rid of the tranime shit? I get that they hopped on the band wagon in 2024
gives my time to put a burger on my burger i call it a burgnado
>>158222222et tu, kek?
>>158222222Hell I respect ya!
is it true that most anons have been bullied irl by redditors
>>158222282No, we'll be back stronger in 2027.
>>158222241cute slugger
It’s true I bully anons in real life
I'm culvers #1 fan and I have to admit shack shack and in-n-out are better
>>158222222This. So much this
>>158222222we need kekistan now more than ever… vgh… sigh
>>158222222reddit has better baseball discussion
Got drunk and tried to sexually harass my wife but she was having none of it
My husband got drunk and tried to harass me. I'm going to watch the game at my boyfriend's house
When does game start what is going on
>>158222272this might be the first time someone on /sp/ posted an asian woman with a nice ass
>>158222361Yeah I wish get out of my house you bitch!
get me the left hander
>>158222222/mlb/ btfo
feels good being a central chad
ITS RAINING IN CLEVELAND
>>158222374I’m already drunk How are you
>>158222368I'm going to divorce you and take everything you own lol
>>158222272nice dumper
>>158222385At least my suicide would make sense then
>>158222364sorry
TBS pregame is even worse than Foxsame stupid pointless banter but nobody is famous
>>158222400I'm going to take all your bullets too lol
i know they're not "real" journalists and all but i really hate shit like this. yeah man the orioles COULD pursue catching help. they could also cure cancer or disband the organization or turn into a brake pad manufacturing facility. what the fuck "could" just fuck off man
>>158222382I'm on my third coffeewhatcha drinking lad?
>>158222408Leave him be.
>>158222415they mog reddit and certainly /mlb/ too
are they waiting for the rain to turn to snow?
>>158222272Ass is too big
Are we going to have the game tonight bros...
>>158222408>>158222421Drop it.
Start the show already
b-baybaw...
>>158222457
God hates Cleveland so much you can just tell.
>>158222473
Potentially MLB KWABOTY?
gonna be in the 30s for tomorrow night's game as well
It's fucking pouring...
MLB is going to require a retractable dome by 2035
why cant they just put a large umbrella over the stadium...?
>>158222480shit i'd take just his 15m he's owed next season to disappear and change my number
grmph....ack....wheeze.....
snes mentioned
should flyovers with shitty weather even have baseball?
This is why they played at 1pm yesterday and why they should have played at 1pm again today.
roof babies having a tantrum
>>158222540It's been doodoo dogshit all day here
>>158222533MLB should reduced to 12 teams like in NPB and it should all be big markets. Everyone in flyovers already bandwagons the Yankees or Dodgers anyways.
>weather delay>TB/CLE/MIL WSlock it out bro, this shit isn't worth saving it
ermph....nmph....grfff....
i wont be able to stay up now.
>>158222560it's a friday...
>>158222560That’s what your penis said lol Megan Fox told me so
Will this game even happen, ground looks like the fucking battle of the Somme Muddy and slippery
>>158222560That's what I tell my wife each night after I see her horrific visage>>158222568Fuck you. My joke.
will there ever be a game?or a nu for that matter?trying times we live in
>>158222568megan fox makes pee pee smol
>>158222570Get a load of Einstein ova heah!>>158222578Based /smolpeepee/ chad!
....cough.....wheeze......cough........
>>158222552unironically this
>>158222570Looks more like the battle of midway to me
....grmmmm.......hmmph......gachoo........
>>158222576Mine was better.
Pack it in boys. No baseball tonight.
>no baseball>no 'FL
Game thread?
#$%! @$&% %&*%#
>>158222222come home my big fat /hoc/ lesbo
>>158222416Bucks beer Went to local breweryLoved the tripel there
Baseball is dead. Move on
'27 'ship in dab ag
Start the game or give us some cocks to suck!!!!!!
>>158222650>>158222650>>158222650nu for yu
>>158222568
>>158222647HahahahahaNo
>>158222654>>158222647>simpson postingboomers
>>158222634based supporting local chad
>>158222681borters*
>>158222635This is the history we lost by changing to the Gaydians
>>158222222Wasted
