2nd Test @ St George’s is Sunday
>>158219748YFO/hoc/ out
Guess the beta spray didn’t work in repelling the tiger Zachy
>>158219755based
>>158219766Looks like the tiger hasn't started eating him yet, thats just what zachy always looks like
A 1 month old tiger cub could smash Zachy's bouldering PB
'sessed
>>158219812I was 'colded for excessive use of 'tions, are we back?
>>158219778t.fat pull-uplet golf playing cunt
Zachy could have use that pull up training to get out of the tigers cage
non known for their humour
Not known for having a living grandfather
oh no!
>>158219983>be a burger ... get jeeted
>>158219750Where did you go?
>>158220234maccas
my lovely
my ugly
early start tomorrow lads6am - Aus vs Kiwis 10am - England vs Tonga
And I didn't OHH then But I'm OHHHing now
It was too bad what happened to Jesus But Friday was alright
On the beach
/cric//rug/ /nrl/ the holy trinity
A cave yellow 6C+ at boulder Brighton is a non-asterisk v5
nobody knows what that isor cares
You do because I told you
The world is falling apart but its nonchalant here on the beach
I don't what home isBut I know it's by the sea
>beach>in england
Just paid 6.70 for a pint of Guinness This pint of Guinness better make me strong Better make hit a chin-up PR
unsubscribe from dullard news
Cricket tomorrow
>>158221174thank GOD
>Stupid in many waysuh oh he's self-aware
There is a lot about myself I respect
I have some good traits
you really don't
Well, I have hanged around with myself a lot more than you have So, I am in more of a position to say
name 1 (one) good trait
Hung*
>Well, I have hanged [..] myselfdon't get our hopes up
golf is a sport
ol Dusseldorf wings really doesn't like the bench press banterLifting for ten years still can't push out two plate for two reps
>>158221421Have never voted But anyone who promises to make golf illegal over night I would vote for them in a heart beat
>>158221395Kek.
7 bongs 20 bings till the rugby Might start drinking at 6am and see where the day takes us
>I have some good traits>name one>"..."
I am quite seething that Cameron Wiinter is like 24 and will never have to work in an office I guess I just hope, the truth in him is in me somehow
Office work is purgatory
I LONG for the Welsh caves Outside neathLife was harder then, but it was more varied
This idea of children being sent to the minesIt only started after the industrial revolution
Back in the day you worked 4 hours a day max
You had ample time to join a cult, search for higher meaning, tend to your fields etc Nowadays, you have the weekend, and it's nowhere near enough time, because you are constantly recharging
there was a time a man would pay me to marry his daughter
>>158221727
You have no time to actually devote yourself to higher thinking
I would at least fetch a couple goats
You are constantly interrupted by toilberg. Chekov wrote about this passionately
>I wish I had more time to drink in my bedsit
It's fifty square metres over multiple rooms
The average wagie, essentially has no time to pursue the arts Because getting off work sends them into a frenzieAny time off work is defined by their time on work
I looked it up it's called a dowry and it was standard practice
>>158221780for hvm not sub8 lvm's
Chekov wrote about this passionately
>>158221174*attempts to understand time zones*Possibly....
he's in sussex to see the tarq dogsometimes I forget zachy's mum is a massive tarq but then I remember she named her dog Basil. imagine naming your dog Basil. some gigatarq shit right there. Basil. fucking hell
Yes I am a giga TarqIt's metaphysical consolation for the pure suffering I feel every waking hour
Tenderstems crying over his part time thumper job. Even if you didn't work you'd still spend all your time drinking alone or climbing plastic rocks in an old Reebok factory. delusional to think you'd be "pursuing the arts" or doing anything meaningful kek
Financial compensation You might say But metaphysical consolation is more poetic
he has the same mindset of those communists who think they'd be artists or musicians for the party if their fantasy worldview became a reality, rather than breaking rocks in a quarry.
savy tarq mumonly got him a bedsit in dorkmeanwhile sister bowen (the favourite child) has her whole new life in thailand fully funded
Im not a giga Tarq desu Just joking I WISH
>pure suffering I feel every waking hourbit of an exaggeration mate. you seem happy enough when bouldering (massively reddit btw) and listening to indie pitchfork bands so it can't really be 'every waking hour' can it
>>158222115My mum's property IQ is up there with Peter Roebuck's cricket IQ
>>158222128Yeah I am really happy when I am bouldering desu Will probably go bouldering again in the near future
>Even if you didn't work you'd still spend all your time drinking alone or climbing plastic rocks in an old Reebok factory.This isn't true. I would be down the tennis courts working on my serve. Reading The War of the End of the World by Mario Vargas Llosa and taking notes. I would never get bored
Join a chess club. Learn french. Join a swingers. Talk to every crowded room
>>158222111theres certainly enough time to work a full time job and be a successful artist
should get into padel and give your tennis doubles partner a break from carrying your deadweight arse
If I were prime minister I would make padel illegal over night
>Learn frenchgrim
mind broken from thumping a laptop 3 days a week
>>158222144you should but you'll never be very good. started way too late simple as
>>158222315Yeah but I love it so muchAnd pure adoration goes a long way
it looks like the real thingit tastes like the real thingmy fake plastic rocks
climbing plastic rocks, looking up at the old Reebok factory roof, never felt more alive
>climbing is primal but I'd never do it outside like primal humans did
Life is about overcoming adversity. We are all going to die I don't care how bad I am at bouldering, I will keep trying
Cricket?
>>158222389it's an interesting discussion
>>158222389huge fan
nothing in common between test cricket and boulderingthis toothpick armed neek just wants to spam it here with a known poomunity instead of going to /xs/
>>158222410his poosernality flopped on reddit, it would flop on /xs/. he doesn't want to let go of an established brand value.
>>158222410should probably be on /out/ than /xs/
why does he choose cric to talk about bouldering?
>/out/>played exclusively inside refurbished Sports Direct warehouses in industrial norf towns
>>158222438>>158222420
I remember when this poll rigger would call the protag of /cric/ 'reddit' as an insult. turns out he was a poll rigging redditor himself this whole time lmao
Toil is essentially Spend loads of hours with people you would meet at a party once and never see again, be married to them Pick up like 200 quid a day, the kind of money that wouldn't even register in a rich persons bank account
>>158222472Didn't rig the poll You rigged the poll and your neek Irish boyfriend still lost
so zachy's on 70k apparently
>>158222528reckon it was more of a schizoid slip-up where he unwittingly reveals he has zero concept of prices or the value of money in the real world
if you sit in an office chair it's not really toil is it
My dad toiled for thirty years About the only reward was scrutiny
hitting a keyboard with your fingershitting a nail with a hammerit's all the same toilsloppa at the end of the day
I wish i was a tradie
>ooh look at me 30 years of toil>it's so hard>I had to press one button then they made me press the second one and then I drove myself home>30 years of suffering
laughing at the thought of zachy working on a construction site
you're an officesit because all you do is go to an office and sit, laptop thumby neek
pressing keys is as hard as hammering a nail when you have paper thin arms
living in a bedsit is terrible for the human mind
>>158222697Its actually 50 square metres and over multiple rooms and in the city walls. And well looked after by well mannered man such as myself. I could rent it out for 1300
Mum could rent it out*
>An inquest opening hearing on Thursday was told that Mr Chapman was a self-employed online trader who was living in Doncaster at the time of his death.scan his portfolio for PARSIQ immediately
it's in mummy's name, you can't rent it out at all
Michael Clarke was a very good captain
>>158222764Cope
South Australia on track to score 600 in a one dayer
What's so wrong with getting mauled to death by a tiger anyway?
Way better than jumping in front of a train
>>158222825It would be extremely painful
Favourite live at carnegie hall track? Love takes miles really comes into its own, even though Cammy wintermans says he hates that song
>>158222822JFM with his once every 3 years time that he actually performs
A gorilla would never be able to suicide by tiger It would be physically impossible
>>158222867a retarded gorilla could
Nope
women who make asmr videos look llike idiots
business idea: /cric/ ASMR
he wagged his tail at the tiger in protest like it had just said the b-word at him don't think it was suicide
>>158222972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68AgSIcuFxA
never understood asmr
https://youtu.be/Cq6WVa4-O5U?is=bxdaPi_vAWL8je3_I just didn't want to work, I guess
>low iq>doesn't want to work>gets handoutsmaybe he is actually black after all
Who could blame meNobody in their right mind
>victim complexyep, it's blacky alright
>>158223094I'm not low IQI was in set 1 in a middle class area, and would have got into grammar school if I lived in Kent
typical blacky cope
I am relatively high IQ, just not high IQ enough that it matters
But I am relatively high IQ lolThat's a non-debate
Is this the baseball thread?
Where am I?
>>158223182goes without saying really
If I was Chinese, born in Shanghai, I would still be above average
>>158223210
Just
>>158222822heyyy summer cazz
>>158223182>>158223190>>158223200Hi! Few things to star off with =] 1. Yes I added you because youre a cubbies girl, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>158223237What the hell is this place
Every journey has its own story — the early mornings, the long days, the quiet moments of focus, and the determination to keep moving forward. SSometimes the biggest strength is simply staying patient, trusting the process, and enjoying every moment along the way. Behind every confident smile is countless hours of hard work, dedication, and the courage to keep chasing the dream. Keep believing, keep working, and keep showing up. Because success isn’t just about the final result — it’s about everything you learn and become on the journey. Stay focused. Stay fearless. Keep shining.
There is NOTHING wrong with my IQSometimes I wish there was, then I wouldn't see the world for the pure humiliation ritual that it is
>>158223242*yoink*tabla x
>>158223237kek
You don't what it's like....Being this aware....
>>158223242a place for rest
I wish I was low IQhttps://youtu.be/ynOz17T13Ns?is=-PbhAPELONsj3Jpe
I wish I wasn't this blessed.....If only I could see the world how a simple man does
>>158222806corr
There is nothing I can do about my massive throbbing brain........The massive throbbing brain chose me...... For better, or worse
This place is weirdI'm out
If I were prime minister I would make padel illegal over night. I wouldn't outlaw all content related to the hundred or T20 thoughever, I would keep it as some form of shameful relic, the same way kim jong il does burger king
>>158222806
cric still lieks uTTER chOooOnz rrite???https://youtu.be/JAliXQoACcM
Me walking downstairs trying to secure more booze
>>158223439https://youtu.be/9EtCUMMEAbg
great... you guys scared away the guests
Busy in here tonight.
Anyone want a game of tennis?Prepare for war
like the war between Russia and the UK that im still preparing for?
I am at the height of my talentsYou are getting destroyed
>>158223673War between Russia and the West is inevitable At least, we might get a few months off work and it will make every man look hotter than they are. It will be like a reverse dating app
whens there gonna be some proper kaboom ball on?
>>15822378429 hrs time
