>>158219748
YFO
/hoc/ out

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Guess the beta spray didn’t work in repelling the tiger Zachy

>>158219755
based

>>158219766
Looks like the tiger hasn't started eating him yet, thats just what zachy always looks like

A 1 month old tiger cub could smash Zachy's bouldering PB

'sessed

>>158219812
I was 'colded for excessive use of 'tions, are we back?

>>158219778
t.fat pull-uplet golf playing cunt

Zachy could have use that pull up training to get out of the tigers cage

non known for their humour

Not known for having a living grandfather

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oh no!

>>158219983
>be a burger ... get jeeted

>>158219750
Where did you go?

>>158220234
maccas

my lovely

my ugly

early start tomorrow lads
6am - Aus vs Kiwis
10am - England vs Tonga

And I didn't OHH then
But I'm OHHHing now

It was too bad what happened to Jesus
But Friday was alright

On the beach

/cric/
/rug/
/nrl/
the holy trinity

A cave yellow 6C+ at boulder Brighton is a non-asterisk v5

nobody knows what that is
or cares

You do because I told you

The world is falling apart but its nonchalant here on the beach

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I don't what home is
But I know it's by the sea

>beach
>in england

Just paid 6.70 for a pint of Guinness
This pint of Guinness better make me strong
Better make hit a chin-up PR

unsubscribe from dullard news

Cricket tomorrow

>>158221174
thank GOD

>Stupid in many ways
uh oh he's self-aware

There is a lot about myself I respect

I have some good traits

you really don't

Well, I have hanged around with myself a lot more than you have
So, I am in more of a position to say

name 1 (one) good trait

Hung*

>Well, I have hanged [..] myself
don't get our hopes up

golf is a sport

ol Dusseldorf wings really doesn't like the bench press banter
Lifting for ten years still can't push out two plate for two reps

>>158221421
Have never voted
But anyone who promises to make golf illegal over night
I would vote for them in a heart beat

>>158221395
Kek.

7 bongs 20 bings till the rugby
Might start drinking at 6am and see where the day takes us

>I have some good traits
>name one
>"..."

I am quite seething that Cameron Wiinter is like 24 and will never have to work in an office
I guess I just hope, the truth in him is in me somehow

Office work is purgatory

I LONG for the Welsh caves
Outside neath
Life was harder then, but it was more varied

This idea of children being sent to the mines
It only started after the industrial revolution

Back in the day you worked 4 hours a day max

You had ample time to join a cult, search for higher meaning, tend to your fields etc
Nowadays, you have the weekend, and it's nowhere near enough time, because you are constantly recharging

there was a time a man would pay me to marry his daughter

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>>158221727

You have no time to actually devote yourself to higher thinking

I would at least fetch a couple goats

You are constantly interrupted by toilberg. Chekov wrote about this passionately

>I wish I had more time to drink in my bedsit

It's fifty square metres over multiple rooms

The average wagie, essentially has no time to pursue the arts
Because getting off work sends them into a frenzie
Any time off work is defined by their time on work

I looked it up it's called a dowry and it was standard practice

>>158221780
for hvm not sub8 lvm's

Chekov wrote about this passionately

>>158221174
*attempts to understand time zones*
Possibly....

he's in sussex to see the tarq dog
sometimes I forget zachy's mum is a massive tarq but then I remember she named her dog Basil. imagine naming your dog Basil. some gigatarq shit right there. Basil. fucking hell

Yes I am a giga Tarq
It's metaphysical consolation for the pure suffering I feel every waking hour

Tenderstems crying over his part time thumper job. Even if you didn't work you'd still spend all your time drinking alone or climbing plastic rocks in an old Reebok factory. delusional to think you'd be "pursuing the arts" or doing anything meaningful kek

Financial compensation
You might say

But metaphysical consolation is more poetic

he has the same mindset of those communists who think they'd be artists or musicians for the party if their fantasy worldview became a reality, rather than breaking rocks in a quarry.

savy tarq mum
only got him a bedsit in dork
meanwhile sister bowen (the favourite child) has her whole new life in thailand fully funded

Im not a giga Tarq desu
Just joking
I WISH

>pure suffering I feel every waking hour
bit of an exaggeration mate. you seem happy enough when bouldering (massively reddit btw) and listening to indie pitchfork bands so it can't really be 'every waking hour' can it

>>158222115
My mum's property IQ is up there with Peter Roebuck's cricket IQ

>>158222128
Yeah I am really happy when I am bouldering desu
Will probably go bouldering again in the near future

>Even if you didn't work you'd still spend all your time drinking alone or climbing plastic rocks in an old Reebok factory.
This isn't true. I would be down the tennis courts working on my serve. Reading The War of the End of the World by Mario Vargas Llosa and taking notes. I would never get bored

Join a chess club. Learn french. Join a swingers. Talk to every crowded room

>>158222111
theres certainly enough time to work a full time job and be a successful artist

should get into padel and give your tennis doubles partner a break from carrying your deadweight arse

If I were prime minister I would make padel illegal over night

>Learn french
grim

mind broken from thumping a laptop 3 days a week

>>158222144
you should but you'll never be very good. started way too late simple as

>>158222315
Yeah but I love it so much
And pure adoration goes a long way

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it looks like the real thing
it tastes like the real thing
my fake plastic rocks

climbing plastic rocks, looking up at the old Reebok factory roof, never felt more alive

>climbing is primal but I'd never do it outside like primal humans did

Life is about overcoming adversity. We are all going to die
I don't care how bad I am at bouldering, I will keep trying

Cricket?

>>158222389
it's an interesting discussion

>>158222389
huge fan

nothing in common between test cricket and bouldering
this toothpick armed neek just wants to spam it here with a known poomunity instead of going to /xs/

>>158222410
his poosernality flopped on reddit, it would flop on /xs/. he doesn't want to let go of an established brand value.

>>158222410
should probably be on /out/ than /xs/

why does he choose cric to talk about bouldering?

>/out/
>played exclusively inside refurbished Sports Direct warehouses in industrial norf towns

>>158222438
>>158222420

I remember when this poll rigger would call the protag of /cric/ 'reddit' as an insult. turns out he was a poll rigging redditor himself this whole time lmao

Toil is essentially
Spend loads of hours with people you would meet at a party once and never see again, be married to them
Pick up like 200 quid a day, the kind of money that wouldn't even register in a rich persons bank account

>>158222472
Didn't rig the poll
You rigged the poll and your neek Irish boyfriend still lost

so zachy's on 70k apparently

>>158222528
reckon it was more of a schizoid slip-up where he unwittingly reveals he has zero concept of prices or the value of money in the real world

if you sit in an office chair it's not really toil is it

My dad toiled for thirty years
About the only reward was scrutiny

hitting a keyboard with your fingers
hitting a nail with a hammer
it's all the same toilsloppa at the end of the day

I wish i was a tradie

>ooh look at me 30 years of toil
>it's so hard
>I had to press one button then they made me press the second one and then I drove myself home
>30 years of suffering

laughing at the thought of zachy working on a construction site

you're an officesit because all you do is go to an office and sit, laptop thumby neek

pressing keys is as hard as hammering a nail when you have paper thin arms

living in a bedsit is terrible for the human mind

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>>158222697
Its actually 50 square metres and over multiple rooms and in the city walls. And well looked after by well mannered man such as myself. I could rent it out for 1300

Mum could rent it out*

>An inquest opening hearing on Thursday was told that Mr Chapman was a self-employed online trader who was living in Doncaster at the time of his death.
scan his portfolio for PARSIQ immediately

it's in mummy's name, you can't rent it out at all

Michael Clarke was a very good captain

>>158222764
Cope

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South Australia on track to score 600 in a one dayer

What's so wrong with getting mauled to death by a tiger anyway?

Way better than jumping in front of a train

>>158222825
It would be extremely painful

Favourite live at carnegie hall track? Love takes miles really comes into its own, even though Cammy wintermans says he hates that song

>>158222822
JFM with his once every 3 years time that he actually performs

A gorilla would never be able to suicide by tiger
It would be physically impossible

>>158222867
a retarded gorilla could

Nope

women who make asmr videos look llike idiots

business idea: /cric/ ASMR

he wagged his tail at the tiger in protest like it had just said the b-word at him don't think it was suicide

>>158222972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68AgSIcuFxA

never understood asmr

https://youtu.be/Cq6WVa4-O5U?is=bxdaPi_vAWL8je3_

I just didn't want to work, I guess

>low iq
>doesn't want to work
>gets handouts
maybe he is actually black after all

Who could blame me
Nobody in their right mind

>victim complex
yep, it's blacky alright

>>158223094
I'm not low IQ
I was in set 1 in a middle class area, and would have got into grammar school if I lived in Kent

typical blacky cope

I am relatively high IQ, just not high IQ enough that it matters

But I am relatively high IQ lol
That's a non-debate

Is this the baseball thread?

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Where am I?

>>158223182
goes without saying really

If I was Chinese, born in Shanghai, I would still be above average

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>>158223210

Just

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>>158222822
heyyy summer cazz

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>>158223182
>>158223190
>>158223200
Hi! Few things to star off with =] 1. Yes I added you because youre a cubbies girl, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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>>158223237
What the hell is this place

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Every journey has its own story — the early mornings, the long days, the quiet moments of focus, and the determination to keep moving forward.
S
Sometimes the biggest strength is simply staying patient, trusting the process, and enjoying every moment along the way. Behind every confident smile is countless hours of hard work, dedication, and the courage to keep chasing the dream.
Keep believing, keep working, and keep showing up. Because success isn’t just about the final result — it’s about everything you learn and become on the journey.
Stay focused. Stay fearless. Keep shining.

There is NOTHING wrong with my IQ
Sometimes I wish there was, then I wouldn't see the world for the pure humiliation ritual that it is

>>158223242
*yoink*
tabla x

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>>158223237
kek

You don't what it's like....
Being this aware....

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>>158223242
a place for rest

I wish I was low IQ

https://youtu.be/ynOz17T13Ns?is=-PbhAPELONsj3Jpe

I wish I wasn't this blessed.....
If only I could see the world how a simple man does

>>158222806
corr

There is nothing I can do about my massive throbbing brain........
The massive throbbing brain chose me...... For better, or worse

This place is weird
I'm out

If I were prime minister I would make padel illegal over night. I wouldn't outlaw all content related to the hundred or T20 thoughever, I would keep it as some form of shameful relic, the same way kim jong il does burger king

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>>158222806

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cric still lieks uTTER chOooOnz rrite???
https://youtu.be/JAliXQoACcM

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Me walking downstairs trying to secure more booze

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>>158223439
https://youtu.be/9EtCUMMEAbg

great... you guys scared away the guests

Busy in here tonight.

Anyone want a game of tennis?
Prepare for war

like the war between Russia and the UK that im still preparing for?

I am at the height of my talents
You are getting destroyed

>>158223673
War between Russia and the West is inevitable
At least, we might get a few months off work and it will make every man look hotter than they are. It will be like a reverse dating app

whens there gonna be some proper kaboom ball on?

>>158223784
29 hrs time

>>158223564
https://youtu.be/zWeYcNfYn3U

The suspense is killing me
The foreplay
Let's get it over with

>>158223826
https://youtu.be/PvmLXY9QE8w

https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc?feature=shared


An oreshnik straight into the heart of outside Berlin, with no civil casualties should do it
We all know whats coming, just get it over with

heard zachy is in the sbs

the scrawny beta sprayers?

>>158223907
wrong special services

In my three years of bouldering up north I have never heard anyone say you are beta spraying
Southerners are just freaks

Soft southerners

Shaping up to be the perfect afternoon for a couple of Dr. Bowen's Patented Health Elixirs.

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Everyone who has ever died will be returned one day
Including my Welsh grandmother
And my multi millionaire grandfather