#4 Ohio State @ #5 IndianaFlorida @ #7 Texas#16 Mississippi State @ #22 LSUVirginia @ #24 SMU#25 Northwestern @ Michigan StateAuburn @ #1 Georgia#6 Alabama @ #14 Tennessee#13 Missouri @ #9 Ole MissArizona State @ #10 Texas TechFlorida State @ #3 Miami#2 Notre Dame @ #8 BYUWisconsin @ #12 UCLA#15 Kentucky @ Oklahoma#18 Oklahoma State @ #20 Houston#11 Utah @ Colorado#21 Wake Forest @ California>>158206495
>article published on ESPN.com>about negotiations between ESPN and the CFP>"sources tell ESPN"Wonder who the source is
>>158226789Gator bros... We got too cocky...
>>158226970probably nick saban
>>158226970Shane Gillis
we got some good cold football weather today bros
i was just trying to go to church but tim tebow raped me and stole my offering
>bear>tiger>cougar>hank?????
>>158227342joseph smith wouldn’t like those names
>>158226789
>>158227471damn, gottem kek!
and we’re cummin!in your asshole
is it too early to smoke meth
mcafee went off script and is talking about soaking
>they cut the cameraBYU mascot is dead unfortunately
>>158227692sorry honey, I only fornicate with women who have souls.
>>158227692>no feminine penisDROPPED
>Notre Dame is ranked number 2 (they haven't had a ranked win yet but...) Kek Pat just brushed over that I guess
>>158224075I mean, I don't deny that it *can* be difficult. I was a substitute teacher for my first fall after graduating while I looked for a real job I wanted and it fucking sucked. I taught English in high school and there were kids that were functionally illiterate - I would explain the nature of some concept in the most simple way possible, or explain my mental process for analyzing some writing they were working on and they would just stare at me slack jawed and go "I don't understand". It sucked. What I mean by "low skill" is that the standards are extremely low on average. Most schools will take anyone. Hell I told you I taught English for a decent bit without holding a related degree or a teaching certificate. The reason I was dealing with actually illiterate children is because teachers are broadly dumb bitches with no skills who are doubly handicapped by retarded admin policies like no child left behind.
>>158227744based triple dubs
desmond is not allowed in the church
in the shadow of the wasatch range
>>158227744>>158227755son of a bitch
Good morning sirs! Namaste, I come to USA only for making money and sending back to village. Raju is driving away the tiger every night, but now Raju is demanding our sacred holy cow and also our pure daughters to do the needful arrangements.Kindly please telling me which teams I must be betting on today for giving good returns and maximum profit, sirs?
>>158227883I wouldn't put my life savings in Indiana but I'd put a small percentage of my betting pool on the ML
My Hoosiers are going to bootyblast the skibiddi ohio rizzless ones
brother mcafee, the elders say you shouldn’t do cocaine and rape!
>>158227949Together or at all???
>>158227951it’s ok if she’s your wife and you wear the garment. cocaine and coffee, shouldn’t do either tho
utah and mormons and polynesians go to together like peanut and butter and jelly
EMAW /cfb/!! Hope you're getting ready for all these ranked matchups, and cheer for us when we beat down our little bro at home. Yeah, last week was though, but it's rivalry week in Kansas, we're fueled even more.
This spear-chucker for BYU is actually a Mormon? Kek
This will be my last season posting on /cfb/ I'm done watching college football regular season when it turns into college basketball next year. Enjoy it while you can.
>>158227471One of the zoomers at my office puts down four A&W flavored Nitros a day and I'm struggling to understand how that is better than drinking coffee
>>158228019see you next season
>BYU kids get engaged faster than the Irish scoreCringe or wholesome?
>>158228019If you didn't want to watch college football become a jewed-out race for profits you would have quit watching twelve years ago
fuck the playoff, fuck the bcs, bring back AP national champions
GAME DAY NIGGAAAAAAAAAA
Columbia/Penn had a nice game. I can’t find the condensed game but worth watching before the action starts today or this evening after the late game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTm6Ogiemr8
>>158226789I'm withdrawing from drugs (7oh, basically but an even stronger version) and I'm very excited to lay in bed and watch football.
>>158226978Today we redeem ourselves.
>>158228148Based Frenchie haver
TV schedule
>>158228164billy raper
>bye week>literally can’t lose whew
>>158228166kek what a boss
>>158228122She owes me sex
Why is he losing support and stock this fast? Who did the Mannings piss off
>gf is a ginger>she keeps it hairyhow did I win so hard at life bros?
>>158228239>Who did the Mannings piss offThe state of texas
this retard is really reading from the Book of Blasphemy
>>158228166Based boat haver
I thought Barstool got kicked off big noon kickoff why is that fat fuck Katic there
>>158228260Pat’s an annoying clown but this was a good bit
Choose wisely
>>158228277based dauntless haver
>>158228239He's in his shit era but will win the Heisman next year as a member of the Louisiana Kiffies.
>>158227471That's pretty good
>>158228292>pants down at the anklestill not asking for it
>>158228292all women are whores
Jim Gafigan absolutely bombing
>>158228292E) None of the above
>>158228321H O T P O C K E T
>>158228292>school photos>pants around ankleswomen's rights was a mistake
>>158227748Well without seeing how you taught or explained I can't really speak on your failure with certain kids but at a certain point you just have to recognize the stupid kids and save your breath on them. Hate to say it but that's the other part of being a great teacher, not throwing pearls before swine. Still respect them and try to help them but not wate time.
>>158228292I'll take a number 4 with a cherry coke
>>158228292Can I just kill myself?
Hillbilly Headlines is on
>>158228340>recognize the stupid kids and save your breath on themMy nephew was pissed off because one of his teachers was punishing him for acting out when other kids were acting out tooWhen my sister asked the teacher about it, the teacher said that the other kids were a lost cause but that my nephew wasn't, so she was trying to steer him to not be a fuck-up
>>158228315>>158228319>>158228337>noooooo don’t take your pants off please anything but that nooooooooo!!!!! Think of my imaginary daughter please!!!!
I guess people beg for money on gameday nowMultiple signs up there with venmos
>>1582283880/10, bait harder next time
james strang was the last true prophet. he had a kingdom on beaver island in lake michigan >>158228394
>>158228394Back in like 2010 an Auburn guy held up a BTC address and got like 50 BTC
Kicking is easy featuring a twink dressed up like Spiderman
>>158228403>please anything but a hot college girl with her pants around her ankles please no not that think of the chud incels!!!!
>>1582282921 and 4 have decent shoulder:hip ratio
>>158228420This I’m a brunette guy but gimme 1 fuck it
>>158227745Georgia, Texas, UCLA, and Kentucky are the only ranked teams with ranked wins.
>>158228433Pretty sure Miss St was ranked when Bama beat em
inb4 ND wins 41-13
>>158228433Miss State was ranked 16 and undefeated when Bama throttled them
>can't drink>name your mascot after a drink
I’m an Alabama man and fan. Here’s why college football died this week:Alabama plays Tennessee today.Before, this was a massive game because if Tennessee beats 1-loss Alabama, it could derail Alabama’s season or at least put them on the brink of having their season completely derailed. If the game was close at the end, it would have the drama of “This drive could decide Alabama’s entire season.”With a 24 game playoff, it’s nothing more than a game Alabama would like to win but it’s not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things because they could probably still lose one or two more games after that and still be one of the top 24 teams.It goes from being a dramatic game with huge potential implications to a game where really the only thing on the line is bragging rights.
Why is this kid dressed like Spiderman
3 million on the line
>>158228474you must be a true Bama fan because you're the only person ITT who gives a shit about this "rivalry" that died decades ago
>>158228474It still matters this year. Roll Tide.
bro hit the tebow
>>1582285082 of the last 4, right?
>>158228508>he doesn’t know about the cigars meme
When does Dave Portnoy appear on Foxs show today?
>>158228537after sundown
>>158228474The game has meaning because every season regardless of anything because we want to beat Tennessee and then blow cigar smoke in their faces
>>158228410Damn nigga
>>1582285262 of the last 19 you mean
Kid just won 3 million dollars
>>158228164So was the problem Billy or was the problem Florida?
thanks spidermang, everybody gets one
>>158228544Saban’s little bitch kek
>>158228321I saw him once in front of the shake shack at Madison square park
wholesome looking lil nigga
>>158228537didn't you hear? Ryan "Soft" Day told Fox to fire Portnoy after Dave gaped Day's bussy one too many times
>>158228544That 2022 game was kino
>>158228091IM GRINDIN, COACH
>ESPN has 'handshake agreement' for 24-team playoff beginning in 2027
>>158228474I don't really give a fuck. If either team is worth shit they'll be in the playoffs, where "might" and "could" are replaced with "will."Why do you fags want random cucks in offices to decide, out of 10 solid teams, which 4 are the best instead of the players and coaches on the field?
>>158228573>dockingNobody does that
>>158228432
>>158228589based
>>158228581Because it’s not that important. Michigan won the playoffs but nobody takes that chip seriously because they cheated like dogs. In the old system they would have been de facto kept down a slot or two and nobody would’ve cared.
Why can't the USA be more like Canada? Fuck college sports! All that money used for sportwashing should be used for education and universal healthcare.
>>158228544>2022: losing to Tennessee is one of two losses that keep Alabama from the playoffs>2024: losing to Tennessee is one of three loses that keep Alabama from playoffs >2028: losing to Tennessee is one of four losses that only allow Alabama to sneak into the playoffs at #19
>>158228581Because it ruins the regular season, retard. Why are you here? Just come back in December and January when it's time for the playoffs
>>158228360Her face will age the best.
>>15822832350/50. Beavs are dropping 60
>>158228292For me it’s 4312
>>158228600I don't think you guys really grasp that the "one loss and you're out" dynamic was never going to survive NIL and the portal
>>158228618I totally understand it, I understood it at the time, and I didn’t like it
>best games all at noon>some good games at 2:30>absolutely nothing I want to watch in prime time What a fucking joke. Literally nobody with a brain considers notre dame vs BYU to be a real top 10 matchup. BYU is only ranked that for ratings in the first place.
Shut the fuck up everyone, supedogs are on right now!!
>>158228618The idea of "one loss and you're out" was always overblown. Of the 16 BCS title games only 6 of them were between undefeated teams. One of them featured a team with two losses, which won it. The complaint of "one loss and you're out" was always perpetuated by fans who couldn't handle their teams getting routinely skill diffed. git gud.
for me it’s the university of illinois
>>158228618But that makes perfect sense for NILA 40 million dollar roster team should be forced to show up every week against lesser talented teams. If you lose to them with a huge cash advantage then you’re not a champion. Now those teams have preseason until December like Ohio State a few years back
Does Paul Finebaun know ball?
Should a 2-loss ND team, where the two losses came against BYU and Miami, be in the CFP?
>>158228537Gotta get the daily requirement of semites on tv.
>>158228667Yes. ND is a traditional power dealing with the racial dynamics of a Black coach and deserve until January to figure things out
>>158228640blame Fox. Their premier time slot is noon so that all the boomers can make it to their 4PM bridge games or whatever the fuck boomers do these days
Does provolone cheese come from Provo
>>158228666It's actually shocking how little he knows ball for someone that has been in the business for so longHe's a drama guy, knows nothing of the sport
>>158228661one loss and you're out didn't apply for a handful of teams, correct, which it why it was a fundamentally flawed dynamic>>158228665wrong, the money stops flowing if a team misses the playoffs, which creates a massive financial incentive to expand the playoff
ND shouldn't be in the CFP if they pussy out of their rivalry with USC.
Where were you when college football died this week?
>>158228689How did a guy who knows nothing about football get a high paying job as a SEC expert and pundit
>>158228666He's a Jewish journalist, only a retard would expect him to be an Xs and Os guy
>>158228696He literally wrote a book called "My Conference Can Beat Up Your Conference" about the SEC. The man knows how to play to his audience.
>>158228696He took phone calls from hill billies for 20 years before getting picked up by espn and that somehow meant he knew ball.
>>158228696(((I have no earthly clue)))>>158228695In this thread ignoring my assigned workload
>>158228687it was first made there, a single batch. it was the lone cheese in provo, hence the name
>>158228696Finebaum landed in Birmingham when Bear Bryant was at the end of his career, he's always made his hay covering the politics and business aspects of the sport
Are Buckeyefags every where? I live Southern California and work down the street from a sports bar that hosts Ohio State viewing parties and it's always filled. I found out the owner is from Ohio, not sure if he's an OSU grad.
>>158228708he’s spinning in his grave now that the sec can’t cheat anymore
>Joel Klatt joining us on The Herd>All right, let's start with USC and Lincoln...
>>158228687I don’t think so
>>158228666he's said himself he is not a strategy guy, he just likes talking about college football and that somehow appealed to radio listeners
>>158228664swimming girls without pit hair just look wrong
>>158228726it's one of the largest alumni bases in the country, and they all scatter to better weather locations once they can leave Columbus which is why a ton of them migrate to places like South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida as well.
>>158228718That's bullshit but I believe it.
>>158228740>german has the absolute worst take on womenimagine my shock
>>158228667Of course not but they'll bitch about it anyways
>UCLA could go undefeated all the way to their rivalry game with USC2026 B1G Football Champions UCLA Bruins
>>158228739It's gossip, he was basically the TMZ of college football back in the day His radio show was sports talk kino back in the pre-Saban era when Bama was a complete dumpster fire program and Tennessee boosters were ratting them out to the NCAA
Thoughts on wearing tennis shoes with a suit and tie?
>>158228692USC was the one that pussied out, you mong.
>>158228732can't wait for his meltie after UCLA beats them. I stopped watching after Joy with the boobs got canned.
>>1582287532026 UCLA is this year's 2024 Indiana: a team that gets fat off a soft schedule and then gets fucking plowed in the postseason. Still worlds better than where they've been, nowhere near where they need to be to actually challenge for a natty.
>>158228733I would pay above market value for that parm as long as they didn't wipe it off
>>158228757I did find it funny one day on his show a woman called Paul just to ask if he was indeed jewish
>>158228777ok but that’s a dude
>>158228770just getting into the playoffs will only help UCLA to get more interest in the program. kids have the opportunity to get paid, live in LA, and get playoff/draft capital? that's an easy deal.
>>158228770as a UCLA alum who has watched utter dogshit for most of my time I will be fine with this
Where are Mormon Saars?
Holy shit, they're getting wild in Provo. Just saw a dude drinking a 20 oz. Coca Cola.
>>158228807your guys need to beat the ever-living shit out of pooSC, I need to see cowherd tears.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Utah looks comfy as fuck though
Texas will redeem their izzat by beating Florida today.
>>158228822Kek
>>158227471I don’t get it
tony finau is my favorite lds member
>>158228822mormons can drink soda, it's coffee they can't have. on an unrelated note I wonder how lucrative dentistry is in the state of Utah.
>>158228829Mormons are nice people but they're weird as fuck
>>158228732>Joe, so I was tonging Lincoln Riley's totally smooth asshole in the USC practice facility last week and here was my take......
>>158228842>>158228835Why they both have caffeine
>>158228829the skiing alone is worth the trip. but yes, there are some weird folks and vibes there
OU PLAYS TODAY
I got this political ad for some guy name Jon Husted running for Senator in Ohio on national TV during GameDay. He looks like a nice fella. I live in Arizona.
>>158228850Idk man Joseph Smith buttfucked Brigham Young and saw the coming of the glory of the Lord or something and that's just the way it is.
>>158228850it has been foretold by the prophet, that’s why. shut up and stop blaspheming
>>158228849Kek
>>158228842Wrong. The really devout ones don't drink caffeine which means no caffeinated sodas like a Coca Cola.
>>158228842didn't the idea of fluoridation of public drinking water start in Utah? Some dentist noticed a correlation between families whose wellwater had naturally high fluoride and better dental conditions?
Tennesneed is going to win
I had a dream that I got hired as USC head coach and when I got there the facilities were all falling apart and hadn't been upgraded since the 1970s >>158228859MENTAL TOUGHNESS
>>158228829Too bad it's slowy being overtaken by Somalis and Arabs. Enjoy it while you can.
>>158228879eh all I know is utahns probably mormons brought this gay dirty soda trend to the rest of America just as we were shedding the carbonated joo. I feel this was intentional.
These pregame shows plus the advertisements are pure cosmic horror. You have to be an absolute goypiggy to be able to tolerate watching one second of this absolute soul siphoning SLOP.
>>158228879Wrong the rule is officially about “brewed drinks”
>>158228880Just more proof of MOG.
I knew a Mormon guy who owned a business and ran commercials on television. He wouldn't allow his commercials to run on The Simpsons, Family Guy, Maury, Jerry Springer or anything they deemed "degenerate." Kinda based.
>>158228908no tea or matcha or coffee, forever slaves to carbonated caffeine drinks
>>158228911a bit silly innit
>>158228911>>158228925My respect for Mormons has plummeted
>>158228911>coffee and "traditional" teas not allowed>hot chocolate and "herbal" teas allowed that sounds like bullshit, someone had a crippling chocolate addiction during those deliberations.also, does that mean that coffee that's cold-brewed is allowed?
>>158228911kek, why do these folks always come up with the msot random shit
>>158228911>>158228925I hope they start wearing coca-cola ads on their jerseys
>>158226970This is useful because a lot of "blue bloods" are dropping 2-3 games a season now because they don't really have the depth and coaching that they used to be able to get easily. Fans are having to adjust as well. 2-3 loss season and first round playoff exit should be the norm for a lot of these teams. BYU, Notre Dame, half the SEC and Big 10. All not very good every season. Rankings are frauds.
>>158228937>>158228925ohwell that's dumb as hell
Choose carefully, white man. Your ball knowledge status depends on this pick.Who you taking?
>>158228937Read the second one>>158228925Temperature does not matter
>>158228947Might be worth it for the wives
>>158228940Damn, Im finna bust all on L's rack ya feel me
>>158228949The real answer is it doesn't matter, because Georgia will plow either of them in the national championship game
>>158228949You should be hung from a tree for posting this AI slop.
i wonder what their opinion is on warm apple cider on a chilly fall afternoon. i would put rum in mine and get drunk, but i don’t think they would abide that
>archie has a good dayor>archie throws 3 picks today
>>158228949I hate the ChatGPT paintbrush font so much
>>158228940problem here is they all have white facial features and are therefore disingenuous but since its fake anyways ill take uhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh G
>>158228842They can’t drink caffeine. t. Person who has actually been inside a Mormon temple
>>158228949ryan gay is a ftm tranny lol. nice beard
Why isn't /cfb/ more like this?
>>158228972>>158228976>>158228987>>158228996All these faggots too scared to make a prediction because they can’t admit they don’t know enough ball to know who will win
>>158228995They literally invented the dirty soda
>>158229000needs this edited in the last panel
>>158228949Indiana simply because Curt pisses standing up and Cryan Gay sits to tinkle
I don't care what Google AI says. The true devout hardcore Mormons don't touch caffeine in any form. I deal with these mother fuckers everyday.
>>158229000i am happy when one of you posts a qt that i can add to my collection
>>158229036The Midwest is grim as hell
>>158229009Fine, Ohio State by 10.Indiana's secondary against Jeremiah is a bigger liability than Ohio State's offensive line against the Indiana pass rush. Now that Sayin has demonstrated an ability and willingness to be mobile, Arthur Smith will have him rolling out of the pocket a lot if things start getting hairy.
What game you playing /cfb/, I’m on Hellraiser for the spooky season
>>158229000I think it's even gayer than that
>>158229035
>>158229000those women want a pussy bf then fantasize about being violated by illegal immigrants. and they go to university of michigan
SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EMROLL DAMN TIDE
>>158229061007 first light
caffeine free diet coke. for those that deny themselves any pleasures in life (TM)
>>158229061my friend invited me to the Deadlock beta so I'm checking that out Dead as Disco also dropped a new boss, a Latina with a fat ass
>>158229061battlefield 6. new area 51 map is kinda fun, vegas strip map sucks however
>>158228978they're real cider heads it's mormon champagne
>24 teams>19 at-large bidsSo it's the P4 champions + ND and the G6 get absolutely shafted? Why not just come out and admit the truth, they don't want anyone in that would hurt profits?
>>158229128sankey and pettiti circle jerk, of course
Why would someone like Jeremiah Smith from Hollywood Florida want to go play in Columbus Ohio?
>>158229128
>>158229155it's a mystery but might have something to do with lots of money and guaranteed NFL segue
they are playing linkin park on fox currently. i like that band.
>>158229175They have that all over the SEC
>>158229155Money and Ohio State has a ridiculously high rape/sexual assault rate. He can rape and grope as many coeds as he wants and nobody will give a shit.
>>158229155Yeah why would a WR want to be coached at Ohio State... fuckin mystery
>Automatic bids for conference champions.Conference champions are already going to have a good enough record to get in. In basketball, a literal 0-30 team can win their conference tournament and get in. In football, an 0-10 team isn't playing for a conference championship.
>>158229155probably the money and the fame and the army of sycophants and the exposure and the prestige and the chance of winning a national championship. just a guess.
>>158229155Brian Hartline was a fantastic recruiter and even better position coach. Jeremiah probably watched the Olave-Wilson-JSN hydra in 2021 and figured he could be the lead of it in the next few years.and he was 100% right to think that
Do i hate watch texas or LSU? I got a couple of hours to kill until my sooners play
>>158229208we're watching tOSU-Indiana, bud
>>158229180You mean when they had Chester? Only retards like the woman singer they have now.
>>158229208TV, laptop, and shrek TV You can run at least 6 games doing this
>>158229155Ohio State is Wide Receiver U! Every NFL has a Buckeye WR on their roster or practice squad.
>>158229217who is chester?
>>158229190no, but there are enough quirks in how conferences break ties that would allow for a bozo team to slip into the conference championship game and score an upset.the reigning ACC Champion is Duke, who went 7-5 in last year's regular season and wouldn't make a 24-team playoff without an autobid
>>158229208Army vs FAU is the game everyone should be watching. Fuck that other shit.
>>158229228*was
>>158229208multi view both let the hate flow
Guys I'm gonna take my shirt off
>>158229228Chester Bennington? Are you trolling?
>he only has ONE screenmy brokeass neighbor has five wtf they're dirt cheap in 2026
>>158229208Always time to hate texass
>>158229248I haven't worn one in over 18 hoursThe pants are coming off though
>>158229228Jesus Christ am I THAT fucking old?
I got a feeling Indiana is going to win HUGELY
>>158229248based comfy Hawaii makamakaposter
What game we watching
>>158229272maybe, my boss has a cd of them with the dude waving a flag in his office
>>158229190>>158229230the conference championship games are going away as part of the new playoff agreement regular season records will now determine conference champions, just like they did before 1992
>>158229273Yeah no shit>>158229230And that 7-5 team will probably sneak a game or two in the first round eventually. Lot of these teams are frauds. I can't wait.
>>158229290Ohio - Sacramento State
>>158229295So when does the Army-Navy game happen?
>>158229309mac rivalry old as time
>>158229295>1992shame about what happened to that tall fella
>>158229309what an abomination
>>158226789Indiana loses by 14+ and finally drops to 20-25 where they actually belong. Book it.
>>158229309Based
>it's a joe tess game:(
>>158229340this but ohio state
LET'S GO GATORS(I'm ready for pain)
Don't know why I'm watching today, knowing that ESPN has decided to commit G6 Genocide by wrongly omitting all 10 conference champions from the playoff because reddit told them the idea was bad. But uhh.. Go BYU
>Catholicism vs Mormonism gameCould be hype
>>158228869the entire premise of the religion is the idea that Joseph and Mary were hand playing, and then marry took his jizz and fingered herself
>>158229365>go gators>wearing burnt orangeit’s over
>>158229340Cope more Lane Kiffin
I'm voting for Andrew Jones, he's right for Alabama. He gets things done >>158229311Army-Navy is moving to the first Saturday in December, which will now be the bye week between the regular season and round 1 of the playoff
INT BY ARMY LET'S GO!
Give me your (you)s to power THE HOOSIER RAPE SESSION Send Cryin to the playoff bubble
START THE FUCKING GAMES ALREADY ITS 11:06
>>158229319but it was sweltering
LAND DRAGON ARMYBLOW OUT INCOMING
>>158229340My bet is Cryin Gay extends the streak to 0-4 against top 10 opponents.
>Thom Brennaman is calling games on the CWQuite a fall
>>158229389sounds fishy
>>158229412At least they put the fucking pylons on the field this time
>>158229272I saw a thread on /v/ about “found my dads old Xbox 360 in the closet” Then I had AI do the math>A child born around 2008 turns 18 in 2026, meaning their father could easily have played or owned an Xbox 360 when they were young.Absolutely fucking brutal
>>158229412>11:06Central Time Zone Seether lol
>>158229395Nah its a florida hoodieHad this bitch since undergrad...like 2012. Damn I'm getting fucking old.
>I had AI do the math
>>158229412central time zone chad
I think the team that scores more points will win.
START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS EXTRA BULLSHIT. COME THE FUCK ON.
There is something fundamentally wrong about an 11am kickoff in baton rouge
WHERE ARE MY GATOR BROS AT LETS GO CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY We are about to make Arch look good aren't we.
Too many good games on at once
Touchdown Kansas State pound the stone!! Odd choice to start on offense, but we got first!!
are we watching retarded B1G or based SEC?
>>158229427Is this a copypasta or can you not figure out that 2008 was 18 years ago
>>158229452we need redzone now more than ever
Ohio State ain't gonna be able to hear shit
>>158229444this. i hate how much of sports is completely unrelated to the sport itself in 2026. i have coworkers who don't know shit about the nfl aside from their fantasy guys. tried to talk to a guy about his rays hat at the bar the other night and he just gave me this blank stare like i was speaking a foreign language before mentioning something about tiktok
>>158229469this is their third ranked road game this year, I'm sure they have their silent counts perfected by now.
>>158229469in a 35k seat "stadium"?
>>158229456>oraww you broke?
THE
Gus, that's the National Champions Indiana Hoosiers
>>158229495broke you, buck
>>158229475Did you get his phone number at least?
>>158229465Too many games to cover. People would bitch their team isn't getting shown. If they show them all, the P4 people will bitch even more.
That was a pick if the db turned bis fucking head.Gators are in for pain.
"Noon" slot games in the CT time zone always look retarded, it still looks like morning in Austin.
It's time.
THE FLATTENER OF FLORIDA
Do y'all have any "campus legends" that fucking NEVER actually come back to talk positively about yalls school? Geno Smtih fucking hates West Virginia but it got him to the NFl it's hilarious
Ohio either wins in a blowout or loses a tight one. Everyone knows the Buckeyes can't win close games.
That PI call on the gators was soft as hell. Gotta get Texas back doe
>>158229465Espn needs to do it for all the games they have on espn+. They have a ton of small market teams it would be fun to check in on them all, but not watch a whole game for.
>>158229423You say "faggots" one time on air and everyone freaks out.
/cfb/ used to be so good at banter. this generation is fucking useless man
>>158229457I only have 10 fingers bro
>>158229508I mean it technically is anon, it’s 11aTwelve o’clock somewhere amiright
Why do american sports never start on time? This is never a problem in soccer
>>158229525>expecting a nigger to be grateful
>>158229492It's actually 53k, still kinda smol
>>158229525I ran into one of my teachers from high school and this fucker tried to talk to Mr like I actually enjoyed being there. I told him that I hope the school collapses and kills everyone inside.
>>158229508why do they call it "big noon" when the sun is clearly not straight overhead?
My longhorns are so fucking back
>>158229492>>158229540northerners just don't care enough about college footballeven the FCS schools in texas are 50k
>>15822953813:15 has been official kick off time for nearly half a decade now
>>158229555What happened i was watching lsu march down the field
>>158229540It's not soccer-tier at least
>>158229545calm down lil chuddie you sound like you must have been a loser
Two passes in and it's already so fucking over for Indiana
>>158229567Yeah...we have pro teams up here kek
Is Ohio State really "world famous"? Do they have a big following in, say, Kyrgyzstan?
>>158229567I don't think this FCS powerhouse stadium holds 50k
>>158229570based ball knower
>>158229575I'm actually the most left leaning person you'll meet. I just hate teenagers.
>>158229582I've seen the AFC North and NFC North...
Not like Bindia
>poosiers
>>158229589i saw an alarming amount of osu and weirdly cal shit when i was over in europe
>>158229591you might be surprised
Yeah Indiana is getting blown out.
>>158229525Academia company men are the worst type of personality.
Indiana already showing the slows in the first half that they've struggled with all season.
remember when florida was top 10 a couple weeks ago lmao
>>158229595You don't have to be a rightist to be a chud loser, faggot.
they're going right down the field...
>lelhio
Made gumbo
>>158229612Notre dame could drop 70 on both those shit teams
>>158229617they had already won the sec then, much simpler times.
Cignetti’s dynasty is the greatest dynasty in the history of college football, Saban doesn’t even come close this is an absolutely legendary dynasty.
Imagine how shitty Indiana is going to be in three years when all this magic wears off
>>158229618yeah you actually do
>>158229628d-don't eat the bay leaf unless you want to escape the matrix, anon.
I cannot fucking fathom how Ohio State makes open field offense look so easy just to hit a brick wall in the red zone.
LMAOFuckinng florida. God was trying to help you
>"the" Ohio State University >capable of scoring TDs in the Red Zonepick 1 and only 1
>>158229526Ohio is playing Sacramento State.
Hoover is bum
Why does it feel like OSU is just beating a team that doesn't give a shit because they've already had the perfect season?
>>158229617#15 Kentucky is a touchdown dog against unranked OklahomaSEC teams are gifted undeserved high rankings
>blohio state red zone offense
>have perfect punt>retard falls and it and pushes it into the endzone
>named Sayin>has to communicate with signals
>>158229636alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
haha what a play, clanga
>>158229636It'd take a lot for the program to go back to pre-Cignetti, ie ignored even by alumni.
>>158229628based
are they twins?
>He's doing it againUhhhhhhh...
>>158229657Laugh smugly
>>158229637Take a look at yourself. If you're not larping, you just told some adult man you hope a high school blows up. Ironic that you hate teenagers, seeing as how you never seem to have grown out of being one.
>florida actually hired another bad head coachJesus I almost feel bad for these guys. All these schools hiring clowns in the SEC, its legitimately just going to be Bama/Georgia until the end of time.
>>158229652to be a successful coach at this level you are not, and cannot, be wired like. perfect is great, but perfect x 2 is even better
I don't think i can watch this game Gator bros...
>>158229666Coward
>>158229642Ive been eating multiple bay leaves a day for months and im still trapped here
>>158229652That's now how it works. Every year a team has multiple new players and starters who want to win, especially in this era. If they lose it's because they just weren't good enough, not some some headcanon about not giving a shit.
Florida is going to lose by 40Again
>>158229670i'm not the guy you replied to buddy. you sound very angry on a saturday afternoon
58 YARD LAND DRAGONTOUCHDOWN ARMY
Alex Palou mentioned
>PRINCE IS KILL
based indycar
Time for meaningless football since they genocided more than half of the FBS
why do they keep insisting on using the skycam during live action? keep it for the replays or s/t
>>158229666atii
Arch Manning can't even throw the ball away properly
>>158229692Um ok then weirdo
>sharty
>>158229705crazy guess but probably because it's far superior for seeing the formation and action
>>158229698my favourite spaniard
>>158229692>afternoon Anon it's not even 930am
>Bindiana
>poover>poosiers
Cig can't win with these cats
>>158229642What kind of retard do you take me for?Everyone knows you shove them up your ass.
>>158229733Those two overthrows were awful
>flawed? Duh!>cringeiana
>indiana fans already booingembarrassing for the fanbase tbqh
>east coasties have to wait until noon for kickoff grim can't imagine being up for 5 hours before football starts
>>158229733I'd say Ohio will expose the hoosiers today but honestly last week's struggle gave a lot of info about their team this year.
>>158229555No we are just super ass rn dude.
Should I roll a marijuana cigarette and blaze it
>>158229180I usually go to a Washington game every year, and even to this day they still play the "Numb/Encore" collaboration between Linkin Park and Jay-Z. Makes me smile every time.
>>158229628Dork ass gumbo sheee yuno whum talmboutWhere'd you get the bowl? I like it.
>>158229747Keep in mind that none of those fags watched or cared about the team before 2025 so winning is literally all they know, they’re not equipped to handle any kind of adversity
>Clanga
>CLANGA
>>158229747When you get too good, too fast after being shit the fans have absurd expectations
Indiana fans are the fucking worst bandwagoning fair weather faggots who never saw a college football game until 2024
Whatever happened to DJ Lagway and LaNorris Sellers?
Puckett more like Pickett
>>158229765>Once the losingest program in Div 1>Can't handle adversity Retard
>>158229773You’re very ignorant of Indiana culture
>>158229776The media has new black pets to praise
>>158229671Life is hell man just give the Gators a coach it's been so fucking long...
>>158229765Indiana made the playoff in 2024 you silly goose
>>158229792kek KEKKK
>>158229776Doing decent at Baylor and getting Shane Beamer fired at south Carolina
>>158229630
>>158229733He can win with anybody he’s the greatest coach in the history of college football and his dynasty is the absolute pinnacle, Nick Saban’s “dynasty” is child’s play compared to this mammoth.
>>158229788they're legitimately booing after one bad drive against a top 5 team.
>>158229761yes>t. stoned since 10:00
>>158229671It's his first year and they already pulled one big upset. Not his fault the media and voters fellate the SEC and overrank them badly
Holy shit they actually gave us a 1st down go gators
I missed the start of the game, have I missed Gus say WUUUUUUUUUUURLD FAMUZ OHIO STATE BUCKEYES yet?
>Sumrall has gone from the next Spurrier to the next Napier in like 2 weeksShortest honeymoon phase ever
>>158229826oh no no no
>>158229826Not so fast
>>158229823OH NO ITS UNDER REVIEW I KNEW IT COULDNT BE TRUE WERE GONNA GET FUCKED
You guys overreact a lot. Womanbrained
blowhio gayte lol
>>158229815Nah they are just giving hOOOOOOOOver some encouragement to do better
>>158229852yeah but you're a faggot so
Oh now lane kiffin decides to go for it on 4th down.
>>158229846Meant for>>158229826
>>158229852good point. no man in recorded history has ever overreacted to anything.
Indiana DPI was the only thing that prevented that from being a dragon. I’m smelling blowout tbqh, this Indiana team doesn’t have that 2025 edge
Watching the Princeton-Brown game. I like what Princeton did with the back of their helmets, so you know who's behind everything.
>>158229861NAA
>>158229835I honestly hate this shit
>4th & inches
>>158229861>bringing up homos out of nowhere Got something you want to tell us anon?
Wouldn't it be easier to have game threads so you know which game others are talking about?
>4th and inches QB sneak from the shotgunstop this
Holy fuck these Gators are ASS I'm gonna kms
Indiana Ohio game is gonna end like 9-3 or some shit I.e it’s gonna be a slurper
>>158229875OJ is dead anon he can't hurt you anymore
>>158229898but we're talking about ALL the games
>>158229901Please do, Florida needs less traffic
>>158229868>doesn't have 10 NFL players that are all 25 years old and a Heisman winning QB>can't winwoah....
>force your own puntjfc florida
>>158229903No indiana can't run very well so they'll throw a lot. Lots of clock stoppage and more possessions. 30-24 OSU
Ever since I started wearing collar and co shirts I have to fight pussy off me
>>158226789>this flawduh team is still in contention for a 24-team ‘off:)
>>158229908I agree but I'm a native and double gator so I'm not going anywhere
My bitch is in estrus. I can smell it.
>>158229898We don't do that here
kino kiffies td
>>158229936>You... you... DOUBLE GATOR!
>>158229949Yeah I just texted her
I haven't had sex in 57 days
>>158229898you need to go back
>>158229964This but four years
>>158229964sniffies is free m8
>>158229903B1G can never supply us with such kino
>run it up the middle>shit, run it up the middle again
Holy shit Florida got a call...
>>158229964how long have you been married?
Hoover is making a fucking mess of this gamehe's lucky Indiana's defense is good enough to keep bailing him out
>>158229964I actually just had sex with myself 5 minutes ago
>>158229999was meant for >>158229971the answer is 5 years
I'm making an official /cfb/ porn site where you can pick a team and see every actresses that went there
I hope Hoover has a meaningful major
Heeminder indiana starts slow Don't accept their demise
>>158230001He’s choking and missing his reads and over throwing
>>158230004sex is defined as "penis entering vagina", anything else is defined as sodomy
>>158230007nah i think we're good bro
>>158230001They’re going to break once or twice, anOSU is too loaded. Poover will be playing from behind, so uh oh stinky
>>158230005just two more weeks
>>158230007I'd use that
>>158230007There can't be many porn stars who went to college
>>158230001Feels like an interception is coming, there's been a few close ones.
>>158230033>>158230033>>158230033new
>>158230021THIS. we need to make all blowjobs illegal
The FCS team I follow is now 2-5. The last two years they were like 1-11.
gg clanga there's always egg bowl shenanigans
>>158230007>porn stars>college
>>158229949My dog? Really?Gators are about to lose the scoring streak BTW.
18/F/Bloomington Hey guys
>>158230053fedpost
>>158226789What the fuck are these dogshit camera angles in the Texas game? Just show me the perpendicular shot for fucks sake, you gay niggers
>>1582289832 picks for archie would be a good day for him at this point
>>158230027Ohio state is just as capable of shitting their pants.With that said Hoover is choking big league right now
Julian Sayin is a Jeremiah Smith baby.
>college kickers
Clemson game is rough even though it’s 24-0
Spoke too soon, 31-0
